How did the Jewish husband and wife stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

Hey girl, the word of the day is "legs". So let's go home and research the origin of the term and possibly conduct other etymological studies.

A guy walks in to a bar, waving a gun around. He acidentally shoots himself in the foot He died from the bloodloss.

Fuzzy Whuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Whuzzy has no hair. Fuzzy Whuzzy has Cancer.

Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

Why did the african jump in the swimming pool? Because it was a really hot day and he wanted to cool down

What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

There is a cat with a collar animal control takes of the coller and and says who cares it's not Our fault there cat is an outdoor cat the girl who lost her cat was crying all year long spending all her money wishing for her cat back and wishing that there was no such thing as animal control That girl was me and I'm against animal control

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Evolutionarily destined to be eaten by a predator such as a wolf or coyote, barring haing a defense mechanism that allows it to fend off such attacks.

Anti Joke

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