- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

^that joke a piece of shit

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

Your moms so old. She might die soon

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

Why doesn't Gary like me? Because I killed his family and fed them to him.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

The government

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

Donald Trump

Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

A jewish man is sitting on a bench. A german man then proceeds to sit down next to him. They say nothing to each other.

I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? A Ferrari was never alive.

Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

Whats worse than finding a real joke on anti-jokes? -Nothing

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