what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

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How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

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What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

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a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

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What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

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At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

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Allie said yesssssssss!

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If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

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When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

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Five guys one rape.

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(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did a second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did a third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

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ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

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Meanwhile in Josh and Dannys apartment....(Danny: I'm finally gonna play amnesia! Josh: You'll die Danny: No I won't Josh: Fine tell me when your done Danny: Ok Josh: Cya 3 Hours later Danny has been stuck in a part. Of the game because he was scared to leave that spot. He builds up the courage to leave there. He sees the monster screams Josh hears runs in the room his character died in the game as Danny has a violent seizure and dies. Josh mourns the death of his friend for years.

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What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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Word play, punch-line, joke.

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What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that if she sat on me, she would crush my skull and kill me.

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What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

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Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

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