Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

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Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

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Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

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Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

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how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

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HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

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A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

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Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

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What is long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

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What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

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Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

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Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

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Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

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a man walks in to a bar he says "what can i get for a free beer" the bartender says "okay but first you have to make my donkey laugh" so he goes in there and makes it laugh and gets a free beer ant then the next day he goes in and says "what can i get for a free beer" the bartender says "okay but first you have to make my donkey cry" so he goes in there and makes the horse cry and the bartender says " i will give you a free beer but first tell me what you did to make my donkey laugh and cry" the man says " first to make the donkey laugh i told the donkey i had a bigger penis than him then to make him cry i showed him

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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A Dog walked into a bar and the bartenter said 'What can i get you' the dog dident say aneything cuz its a dog!!!!!

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How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

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why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

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Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

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Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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