Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

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trumpy trumpy trump

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

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What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

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Why did the rapist go to the girl's dorm? He wanted to apologise for his crimes, and brought them all a drink. It was spiked, he raped them

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A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

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Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

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What do you do when life hands you lemons? Go home, look for the ingredients on which to make proper, delicious lemonade. Afterward, I would go in the front yard, make a stand, then make a sign that says $1.00 lemonade. Then you know make millions on your master-mind plan that no one else ever thought of.

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What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

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what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

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What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

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Q: A boy went to 7-11 and bought Coke instead of 7up. Why? A: I don't know

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What do you call a black cop? Officer.

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What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

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Cum on guys....gay jokes are mean

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What did the rapist say to the child? Contrary to popular belief, I am just a kind old man that likes to hand out sweets to disadvantaged young children. I only got dubbed a rapist when a child crawled into the back of my van as I drove off; the fact that his abusive father was the one who raped him is not my fault.

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Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

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Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

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whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

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What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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