Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

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What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

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What did the Mexican guy get for christmas? Deported

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how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

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Yo mama is so stupid that she is currently taking courses in a community college to get her degree in business so she can have a well-paying job.

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Knock knock Who's there Isabelle Isabelle who? Is-a-bell necessary on a bike

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Alice, seriously do as I say, I lived with the man for over 16 years, those are not hallucinations, its PTSD, without ritalin he will just go trough that agony for nothing, not coffee not chocolate or any of that, anything that helps his focus. Seriously do not be a bitch Alice, listen to him and do as he says. Its not the first time people think he is having hallucinations when his eyes start moving back and forth like crazy, he is not seeing things, he is experiencing this as if they where real, and just because he can stay in that state for days, does not mean he is meant to go trough that kind of agony because of your ethics or caring or whatever your hesitation might be, the man can go without food for weeks if he has to, but not after you sneak trash like Zopiclone into his system. That was a mistake of yours, make up for it Alice, or ill make you pay.

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What did the onion say to the the the other other onion Ima cut you fool and make yall cry

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A Lion walked into bar. He ordered a steak Because lions love meat.

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What's worse than losing something? Dieing.

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Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

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A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

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Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

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What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

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What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

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A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

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ALL OF YOU NO MORE CURSING EVEN THOUGH ITS NOT POSSABLE SO DON'T LISTEN

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If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

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whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

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Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

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What is 6 plus 9? 15.

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