- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

How did the boy compliment the girl? He told her she had a lot of breasts. In return, she told him he had many penises.

Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

Wanna hear a joke? Yes Then go on the internet and find some jokes.

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

What is the difference between John and John Nothing

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

SIMPLE EQUATION: John has 32 chocolate bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What's brown and sticky? A stick!

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