Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

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If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Ice cream doesn't have bones!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

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What do you call a person at your door? Whatever his name happens to be.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long

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How to find if your overweight? Ask your friend to make a big clay volcano, out of baking soda and vinegar. While its erupting if you're too busy eatin five course dinner. FAT

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Diana and victoria

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Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

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A blonde has a headache, so she goes to the doctor. The doctor prescribes some Advil, she takes it, and then feels significantly better.

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Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

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Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

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roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

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Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

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what do you call a man with three eyes and eleven fingers? his name

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"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

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The Charlotte Bobcats winning more than 10 games

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Tic tac toe. I never met my father

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Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

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