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I was bitter, nonetheleast because you and I became friends, while someone working for you (at that time it might just as well had been you) was conducting a lot of illegal activities. I kept thinking, why does the guy call himself "the wizard", its the most used name... Why? Because it is the most used name, good luck finding "THE WIZARD" among internet nerds, but then again, if you search for the most famous one, you find "THE MAN", Not only did you tell me at first that you where Nero. Which I can prove you are not, but you know, one side of me was your friend, the other knew I would have to get rid of you no matter the cost, if you kept your activities. SImply put: When I enjoyed our time together, I pushed you away with stupid humor, small insults and etc, mostly in order to protect myself from getting to close with a potential threat for well, security, lets keep it at that.

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

Q: What's funny about prostitution? A: Nothing. It's a widely misunderstood profession.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Hey I just met you, and this is Crazy, but I think I Love You, so have my baby! ;)

Your mom is so fat that she has high cholesterol. Moral: I AM NOT CRAZY! Said the man to the dog.

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

Jews

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

Whats the difference between and ? Blue custard

what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

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There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

Your mom is so stupid, that she took an IQ test and was proven mentally retarded. Her family is devastated.

What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing they're rocks? What did the tree say to the other tree? Nothing they're both trees? What did the pillow say to the other pillow? Nothing they're both pillows? What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

What has 2 brown legs and 2 gray legs? An elephant with diarrhea.

My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

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