Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

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What's funnier than a dead triceratops? Nothing, nothing at all...in fact this is scary because the triceratops and their other Cretaceous herbivores, have been extinct for over 3.5 trillion years... ........also if you see a dead triceratops, you're probably tripping on LSD.........

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A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

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Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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Why is it called a tea kettle Because it is a kettle and you make tea in it

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Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

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What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

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What happened to the teenager who was raped and murdered? Who knows? They never found the body.

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I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

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What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

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Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

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Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

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1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

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I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

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Why was the little girl lying on the floor? Because she had no arms or legs.

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Knock knock Who's there Isabelle Isabelle who? Is-a-bell necessary on a bike

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How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

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What's worse than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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a woman came back from a long vacation, one of her male employes noticed that her breast were much larger, "wow, did you get a boob job?" he asked. she replied "no i have breast cancer"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Anti Joke

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