Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

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what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

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Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

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jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

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Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

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A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

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What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

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How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

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why did the chicken not cross the road? He ran

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What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

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What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

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What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

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How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

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Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

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Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

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a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

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What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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A man has a meeting with his doctor and his doctor says "I have some bad news, you have cancer and you have alzheimer's," to which the man replies... "Well at least I don't have cancer." This is an example of a fallacy claim.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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