What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

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How long does it take to cook a baby in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy jacking off.

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

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How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

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Q: If Jack Bauer is partially gay, then what are you? A: His sidekick -Ryan Vallee

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AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

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What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

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Your momma's so stupid that she might not have graduated from high school, ceasing her ability to have an educated job. Now, she makes minimum wage and can barely feed her son.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

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Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

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why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

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chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

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How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

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Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

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A man walks into a bar with a sad-looking face. He orders a strong drink. The bartender asks him "What's wrong? You seem down." The man answers "Well, tough week. My wife was raped and murdered and my son was hit by a bus."

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Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

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