The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

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Mr Webb *Hit keyboard loudly* -...

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Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

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A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

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Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

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Your mother's so fat that affects her self esteem.

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Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

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You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

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Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

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A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

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When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

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Yo mama is so fat!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He looked both ways and saw there was no traffic.

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What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He quickly works on treating the injuries he had received from hitting his head against the bar when he had walked into it.

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What's brown and sticky A stick

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An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

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Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

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A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replied, "That's probably because you're schizophrenic."

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