I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

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Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

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A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

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How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

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A priest and a rabii walk into a bar. Both men, despite both being good people and well respected in their communities, aren't able to overcome their differences which are signified by their religions. Both men later leave the bar and surround themselves with people of their own kin.

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Want to hear a good joke? The NBA.

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An old lady walks into a bar. She was the janitor.

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Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken just lost his job and has entered into a deep depression. He was going to commit suicide at the local KFC, but as he walked into the KFC, he saw a beautiful woman. They lived a full and happy life together until the chicken died of old age. Turns out the woman was blind, and partially deaf.

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That moment when you try and finger your girlfriend and there no hole......and you start questioning your sexuality

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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Why did the black man get the grape soda? It was the only soda left.

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There once was this guy and he fell down

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Chuck Norris once punched a horse in the chin. Nearby people were disgusted at this act and immediately reported him for animal abuse. Today he is in prison

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Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

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Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

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What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

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Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

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What's the difference between gold and silver? Atomic number

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Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

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Q: Whats worse than Coke A: Diet Coke

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Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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