Your momma is so old, she has lived a wonderful, long life and witness a lot of human achievement.

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whats funnier than hugos penis? Nothing!!!!

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? The bench can support a family.

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Darude - Sandstorm

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what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Hide him under your coat.

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What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

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did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

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Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

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Q: How do you stop a skunk from smelling? A: Lethally inject it.

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what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

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What did the headless man say? Nothing. The man can't speak because he doesn't have a head.

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What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

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Why Russians ride bears? Because god hate bears

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One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

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What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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