Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender quickly says to its owner that he must leave as dogs are not allowed in. Upon realizing that it is a seeing eye dog, the bartender retracts his statement and serves the owner a drink.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

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Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

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hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

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Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

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Silly Sally Dillydallied then lost her job to outsourcing.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

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What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

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why couldn't the bicycle stand up on it's own? because it was two tired

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What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

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NASCAR

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Nothing, they're extinct.

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Why can't men give birth? Because men do not not have the reproductive organs required to give life to a new born child.

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

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2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

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what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says what do you want? the duck says nothing cause ducks can't talk

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What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing. She had no arms Knock knock Whis there Not Mary.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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