What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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Knock knock Get off my porch.

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why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

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A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

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What do you call a 400 pound man eating chocolate? diabetic

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Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

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What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

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Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

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Why are Asians good at math? Because coincidentally many are interested in it and study a lot.

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what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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What bad thing could happen if you gave a black man a gun? ....stop expecting some racist punchline!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

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And so the poster says to the apple ........ Your not my dog

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Knock Knock Who's there? St. Judes St.Judes who ? St.Judes Research Hospital calling. Give me money, I've got cancer kids dying

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What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

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There was a lil girl in a red hoody skipping to her grandma's house. When she got there she noticed her grandma wasn't home. The lil girl panics and see's a wolf. She hesitates and asks the wolf "Have you seen my grandma" The wolf replies with a yes, shes in the backyard planting flowers.

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What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

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Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

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Why did the black person got to Wal-mart? Wal-mart has relatively low prices

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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