- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Juan

This is the concept of anti-joke.

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven looked angry and had a gun.

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

What do you call a black man at the head of the U.S.? A mistake.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

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