What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The white man who called the police and the police officers involved were sued by the family for a large sum of money.

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CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The Game

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What do you get when you cross a donkey and a hemophiliac? A bleeding ass!

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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Roses Are Red Violets are blue A face like yours belong in a zoo Don't worry ill be there too Not in the cage but laughing at you

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Where was Sally when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

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Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

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A Woman Left The Kitchen. Then Was Promptly Ordered To Go Back.

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Jeff goes to the store, Helen Keller.

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what's the difference between a black man and a lift? both can raise babies, a part from the black man

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A black man walked into a bar. Had a drink, and left.

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Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

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LO AND BEHOLD!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS. AIDS is worse.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

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This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

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Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

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How do you survive the plague? you dont.

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Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

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What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

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What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

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Why did spock look in the toilet he was concerned with his poop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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