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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

How does a black guy who murdered his wife get out of jail? He serves his sentence and is allowed to return back home.

Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

A man decided to commit suicide. He did.

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why did the lady take anti depressants? because she was depressed

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

what did batman say to robin before getting into the car? get in the car.

What do Gary Glitter and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both successful pop stars

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

what cuts the grass on christmas eve and lives in mexico? JP I lied about Mexico jackin it in san diego

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. 10 seconds later still no timmy

knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

If you're having Kony problems, I feel bad for you son. He's stolen 99 kids and your posters saved none.

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

Two men go hunting and one has a sudden heart attack. The other man calls 911 and immediately tells the operator his location and the nature of the emergency. Rescue workers arrive on the scene in a timely manner and the man makes a full recovery.

"How come dinosaurs don't talk?" " I don't know. Why?" " Because they're dead."

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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