Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender, a known drug smuggler for the Mexican Cartel fires three shotgun rounds. As the bartender reloads Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks first the shotgun out of the man's hands followed by three very quick blows to the head. The bartender goes down unconscious and he is arrested. Though the program is no longer produced, Walker Texas Ranger was a somewhat enjoyable, although poorly written and low budgeted made for television action crime drama series produced from April 21, 1993 to May 19, 2001.

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How do you know when you're on a Jewish golf course? The players don't yell 'FORE' they yell '$3.99!' @Obsequiously

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

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Daddy daddy daddy. What. Will you buy me a porn for my birthday. What! I want porn daddy. Shut up gosh your a 8 year old girl

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1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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Why did the blond fall of the ladder? She had no arms.

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Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

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What should I name my dog?

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What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

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zebras

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What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? What? No? I'm here to inform you that your child won't be coming out of that coma, I'm sorry.

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Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

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Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

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Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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