why couldn't randy turn on his computer? randy is blind and had mistaken his refrigerator for his computer.

I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one. Lady Gaga has a small one. Madonna doesn't have one. What is it? A last name.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

What did the boy say to the stranger at his door? He said, "i'm not supposed to talk to strangers" and closed the door.

-What animal has the best vision? -I hate when you try to talk dirty during sex

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

My name is me I like fired chicken!

Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

Hey guya im a female stripper and if you want to have some fun call me 8633972535 thanks. -Tyler

???????????? WTF?

How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

Why did the blonde get a good occupation? Because she had a great education in a private school.

Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and R. Kelly? One is an arrogant asshole known for pissing on things, the other is R. Kelly.

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