Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

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A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

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When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

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What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

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Good job, son.

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A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

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A blond walks into McDonalds. She orders and leaves.

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awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

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Do thumbs down me likes in this anti joke website?

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Roses are red Violets are actually purple You should probably see an eye doctor.

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what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

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A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

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Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

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A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

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What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

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How do you kill a retard? Pour gasoline on him and light him on fire.

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Jesus walks int a hotel and places a handful of nails on the counter in front of the innkeeper. He is immediately turned away as the innkeeper understandably does not accept nails as currency.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

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