Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

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What's the anonymous name for vampire hunters? The KKK.

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why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

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A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

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How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Sure. A: Do you want to hear a short one or a long one? B: uh... a short one. A: joke. Do you want to hear a long one? joooooooke.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

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What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

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What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

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A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Itookasipasoda

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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There was a goat and it was eating McDonalds, I just farted and my nuts are itchy.

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What will happen when a black person die they die

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Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

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What did the Triceratops get for his birthday? Nothing. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

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The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

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Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

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