A Rabbi walks into a bar. He payed for his drinks, tipped the bar tender, drank a few too many so he got a cab home.

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How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

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Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

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The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

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Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

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What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

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Hair

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What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

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why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

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A woman is in a terrible car crash. The husband comes in, runs to the doctor and he says "Doctor! My wife...is she going to make it?" The doctor turns and says "your wife will survive, but she's experienced heavy brain trauma. She will never walk again. You'll have to bathe her, feed her, change her diapers, and cater to her every need." The husband starts crying and says "oh my God that's terrible! Are you serious?" The doctor replies "Yes."

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a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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umm idk what joke to write down so yea and so rate this a thumbs up! okay bc this is an awesome joke...right right right yea ik!

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How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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equality for women

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the farmer cross the road? To pick up the dead chicken

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