What's worse than finding a small cockroach in your drink? Finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink. What's worse than finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink? Genocide. What's worse than genocide? Finding a large sized cockroach in your drink.

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Why was Shane cool... Because he was a cool bean.

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A horse walks into a bar, The bar tender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies, "my wife has terminal cancer"

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we've got a drink named after you!". The grasshopper turns and says "You've got a drink named Steve?"

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Knock knock Come in No you supposed to say who's there Oh, who's there? Jennifer Come in No, you supposed to say Jennifer who Oh, Jennifer who? Forget it

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

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Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

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More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

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Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

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What is worst than your girlfriend's mother?? Osama Bin Laden's One

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What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

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What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Me, your friend George! You don't remember me! Oh. Sorry. I'm kidding. I'm a robber.

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minced oaths

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TRICERATOPS!

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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