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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

Why did your mom cross the road? She Tripped and started rolling

How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he obviously had to attend to his planned schedule which involved a meeting which was to take place on the opposite side of the road.

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHO CARES!!

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

If a little boy teleported to mars how fast would he get there? Little boys are incapable of breaking down their molecular structure in order to send their individual particles faster than the speed of light in any given direction. Thus this question is illogical and can not be answered.

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

What's funnier than killing a bunch of orphans? killing their parents first.

I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

why did the cute baby start crying?? because its feet were eaten by rats.

Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

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