- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So I saw a man trying to push a plane. I asked why. He told me to mind my own business and go get ebola. And that's why I left for Africa.

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Why werent you at my party? Becasue there was none!

My butt!!!!!!!!

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

Lil Wayne

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

When life gives you lemons... wait that wont happen

Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

So, this joke isn't funny.

What do you call an asian guy in a police uniform? A police officer.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

shut up

A man walks into a bar, little did he know it was a gay bar and a few of the regulars were drinking and got overly aggressive the unaware man was then forced into the bathroom and raped by the aggressive gay lovers

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