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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

Why do birds fly south in winter? Because its too far to go walking.

what happened to the guy that got attacked by a shark he died

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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So a man is sitting at a bar with about 20 girls sitting all around him. Amazed at this man's ability to pick up girls, another man asked him how he did. In response, the man said, "What?". The man wasn't able to hear the other man, due to the fact that there were many girls talking.

What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

What did the lemon say to the turtle? If you think the lemon said anything, something is wrong with you.

A Chinese man, a Mexican man and an African man walk into an American bar. None of them know any English and can not order a drink. They walk out promptly, frustrated by the difficulties of living in a strange new world where they don't speak the native language.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

Roses are red, Violets are violet

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

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