- Anti Joke

Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. Without question, the stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. With no reaction, the man receives the bomb, then throws it out the window. Upon landing, the first man sees a woman crying. With a sympathetic heart, he asks what's the matter. She replies, "I was walking down the street, and an orange came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man brushes the event off as a coincidence. The second man sees another woman crying. Upon asking her what's the matter, she replies, "I was walking down the street, and an apple came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man, confused, apologizes and walks away. The third man sees a woman hysterically laughing. Intrigued, he inquires her jolly. She manages to state through her hysteria, "When me fart, me whole house blow up!"

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Why the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

Cool story bro. Tell it again.

What do you call a book of notes? A notebook.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I am a dog

A man decided to commit suicide. He did.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

Why did the black kid fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome

Q: What did hitler say to his generals? a: In a circumstance as the one we have found ourselves in. Eliminating our most threatening of enemies would be very logical. Unless they were of the superior race therefore, it may be frowned apon by our low ranked comrades. Causing another assasionation attempt on myself. So in conclusion I believe eliminating a rich and intelligent race far more superior than our own, would be the best way to go. So collect the Jews of Warsaw and we might have a chance.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: Art.

Q: Why did the baby cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

There was this guy who walked in the bar with one shoe. The bartender asks what happened. The man said the shoe didn't fit. So the bartender ask where is the other shoe. The man said he threw it away. The bartender looks in the trashcan and sure enough he sees his other shoe. The bartender says "This is the same size as your other shoe. Why are you wearing one shoe?" The man says "I'm just playing a prank on you. There's a hidden camera over there and over there. Is it okay if I can put you on YouTube?" and the bartender says "No."

You know what they called Obama in highschool? Nigge*

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

When there's something weird in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police.

Why did the black man say "I been done did that?" He was speaking ebonics.

how do jews pay for a $1200 Tv. they play $1000.

Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial Muscles.

Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

what smelss like crap.... CRAP dose DUH

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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