A: How do you make a fire with two sticks? B: Ask your mother, we did it last night.

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A young blonde walks into a bar and orders a shot of tequila. After about a few minutes she spots this very ugly man with one leg. The man just so happens to sit right next to her and orders a drink. The man reeks of cockroaches and he looks like a homeless man that hasn't bathed in months. They never talk and the blonde goes home.

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Josh kissing a girl

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Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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A father gives some golf balls to his son on his son's birthday. The son then goes into the woods with the golf balls, and then comes out without the golf balls. "What did you do with the golf balls?" asks the father. The son says nothing. On Christmas the father gives his son more golf balls, and the son does the same thing. He goes into the woods with them, and leaves without them. Again the father asks what he did with the golf balls, and the son says nothing. This happens for many holidays to come, until the son gets hit by a bus. In the ambulence, the father asks; "One last question ,what did you do with the golf balls?" The son dies

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So this guy walks into a bar. He is promptly rushed to the hospital due to the risk of brain damage, concussion, or other serious head injury.

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I slept with a girl with aids and now I do and so does everybody else I have sex with

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Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

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Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

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Mmmm, donuts

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-Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? -No -Niether have they

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was blind and deaf, leaving her unable to respond to external stimuli and thus unlikely to able to pass a basic driving test.

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*Knock* *Knock* Who's there? The IRS

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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Why was the mouse flying? Because an Owl picked it up, carried it to a tree and ate it.

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'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

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Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

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The WNBA.

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What do you get wen u cross a cat and a walrus? Two animals with very different life styles.

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I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, “No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night.”

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cheese

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Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

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the WNBA

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