Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

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Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? No, but considering there has not been a single man to walk on the moon since 1972, it'd be difficult to generate any kind of revenue on this natural satellite.

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A BRICK!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five finger and the middle is for you

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why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

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Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

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What is big, hard, and bushy? My Penis. I lied about it being bushy.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

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Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

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how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

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i have aids and a chode

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How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

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* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

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Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

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Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

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Where's my tractor?

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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troll----> hahaha---->

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How do you stop a run-away bus? You sit down in the driver's seat and gently place your foot on the brake pedular and proceed to press it down. The brake pads, located in the calipers, will squeeze the brake discs and slow the bus eventually to stop at the crosswalk for the old lady accompanied by a young boy scout to cross the street and continue their wonderful lives.

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What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

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Anti Joke

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