- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and can't climb trees? A parking lot

That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

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A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

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What's red and can sing? Elmo

I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

what do you call a bee that makes milk? A BOObee

"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

I used to not like my beard, but then it grew on me.

What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

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