Ten years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash ... now we have no Jobs, no Hope and no Cash.

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One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

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A wooly mammoth and a dodo bird walk into a bar. Just kidding.

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

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What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N Porn.

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There is a blonde, a redhead, and a brunnette stuck on a deserted island. the redhead gets sick of being trapped, so she decides to risk the 100 miles back to shore. she begins swimming, gets 10 miles out, gets tired, and drowns. the brunnette gets sick of being trapped, so she decides to risk it too. she gets 50 miles, gets tired, and drowns. The blonde decides to escape as well. she is able to swim 98 miles, gets tired, and swims back.

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What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

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How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

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two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

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Why did the cow cross the road? The slaughter yard was on the other side!

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

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What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

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What do you call a man with no penis? WOahMan! O_o

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Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

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I like poop in my butt

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What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

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hello? knock knock. you called me, why are you saying knock knock?

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Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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