What is the worst thing about a couple of white kids playing with a couple of black kids? There are no parks or recreation centers within walking distance from there houses.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? Can you speak up? I cant hear you!

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Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

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Your text.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

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TEST! ACTUALLY READ THIS! 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. 3. The King of the Forest is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend? The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory. 4. There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it? You swim across. All the crocodiles are attending the animal conference.

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

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Your mother is so stupid, she is unable to uphold a steady job and cannot support you financially.

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what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

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I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

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What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

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What's the difference between Hurricane Sandy and Barrack Obama? One is a catastrophic event that resulted in thousands of deaths, countless power outages and homes destroyed, and millions of dollars in damages, and is said to be one of the worst tropical storms to ever hit the nation. The other is the President of the United States, who has put in an unbelievable amount of effort to fix our economy, create jobs, and make America a better place to live. So as you can see, the two things are extremely different. One must wonder why this question was even asked in the first place, as one is a human being and the other is a storm, making any common traits between them almost non-existent.

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A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

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Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

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