Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

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How do Chinese people get their names? From their parents.

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whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

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How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

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What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

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Why do hummingbirds hum? They don't realize how annoying it is.

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

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A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

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A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

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Whats funnier then a dead baby a dead baby dressed as a clown

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Why did Sally have a bad vacation? Sally was shot at by a sniper.

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There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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Roses are red, Muslims are brown, When I see them swimming, I hope that they drown!

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What did the clown say to the other clown? I was not present at this conversation, and therefore I was not able to catch what they were saying

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Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

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What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

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Your mother is so poor that she has to rely on government sent cheques to sustain a basic lifestyle.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? There are many circumstances that could affect the outcome of the situation. One of them is whether or not the given people have or will soon obtain a ladder. In this case, the lightbulb could take more time than needed to be screwed in and effectively changed. Another key factor in the situation is the number of people. If there are enough people to reach the ceiling without a ladder, the lightbulb could be screwed in sooner or later than asked by the owner of the facility in which the lightbulb socket is installed. Finally, the height of the persons given is a crucial point in this situation. The people may be tall, thus allowing there to be fewer people needed. The people could be short and need a greater number of people than if the people were, perhaps, a bit taller. All in all, I'd say about 1-2.

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