What starts with an 's' and ends with a 'hit'? Shortly after the war, 4 men went to celebrate at the local bar. They all had a grand time there, when a man in black walked into the bar. The man in black knocks once on the bar. "What do you want?" asked the bartender. The man in black didn't respond. This time, the bartender asked again, only louder. The man in black then turned to his right to face the 4 other men celebrating. The man in black then suddenly pulled out a pistol, and shot the 4th man. He then burst into a sprint and ran out of the bar. "He's hit," the 3rd man shouted, "he's hit!"

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What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

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Mmmm, donuts

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What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

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What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

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A Pole walks into a bar and gets annexed by Germany.

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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What will you be doing right before you die? ... ... living.

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How do you make your grandma fly? Push her off the back of a plane.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean? Cuatro sinco.

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Opinions are like assholes... ...they're both nouns.

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What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

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Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

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A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

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Q. What's funnier than an anti-joke? A. Thousands of anti-jokes, compiled on a worldwide network.

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What's the difference between a cow and a purple sweater? They're both purple Besides the cow

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Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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Whats worse than a blonde jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car, and orphaning two little girls who are beat in the orphanage and become homeless and unimportant and consequently jumping off bridges themselves?

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who is still together after all the crap they have been through? your butt cheeks

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Why did the wiener dog fight the cock. Because it was a cock-fight.

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How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

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What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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