Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

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im jacob, i have as much hair on my penis as mr macs head.....none.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

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What did the black man say about Linkin Park? That there's obviously a rapist in their midst and they should all be questioned.

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What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

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How do you kill a blonde ? Shoot her in the head

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There were 4 black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff. The sad thing was it was a nice car.

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What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

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this joke is funny so dont read the rest even though there is no rest

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A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

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What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

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Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

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How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

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What do homosexual men do during sex? I don't know, but if you want to, I suggest you ask one of them.

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Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

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Knock Knock Whos there Me Oh, come in

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If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

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rosses are red voilets are pinkey your mams pussy is really stinky

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An elderly man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Dad!" The old man replies, "Hi son. I'll have a Bud Light." The bartender serves his dad a Bud Light and says, "I'm thinking about going back to school to become a doctor." The old man says, "I'm an alcoholic." The bartender replies, "Great, another Bud Light coming up!"

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What is the difference between a plum and an elephant? One is purple, and not an elephant.

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Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers

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Want to hear a joke? Me neither.

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