What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

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What's worse than finding a holocost in your apple. A truck full of dead babies then what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babies in your apple. Braving to pich fork them out

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What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

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why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

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Yo momma so fat she's obese.

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What lives underground? Grandpa

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Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

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your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

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how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

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Two trains, each having a speed of 30km/h, are headed at each other on the same straight track. A bird that can fly 60km/h flies off the front of one train when they are 60km apart and heads directly for the other train. After reaching the other train, the bird flies directly back to the first train, and so forth. What is the total distance the bird travels before the train collide? Who cares about the bird if two trains are going to collide? You need to call this in immediately.

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why did the chicken cross the road? the sudden lack of sidewalk dictated as such.

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

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What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

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Q. How many jews can you fit in a car? A. depending on the car size and make, oh and the size of the ash tray is also important

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Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

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Whats white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

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what is the biggest lie in the whole world? -please drink responsibly

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Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

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I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

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Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

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Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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