What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

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What did the Mexican say when a house fell on him? Nothing. He's dead.

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Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

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What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

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Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

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Women's rights

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What does greg and Ian have in common?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

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Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

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Three guys went barhopping. One slipped and broke his dick.

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Yamum is so poor that she has trouble supporting herself and paying her own bills. Subsiqeunetly she had her electricity and home phone cut off, not that she would have any use for a home phone with her electricity cut off anyway. She sits on her bed and cries herself to sleep each night and has been thrown into depression due to her spiraling financial debts of which she can see no end to. This has led to several attempts to take her own life to hopefully finally find a way out of her misery and debt.

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Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

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Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

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Q. why didnt the boy get a christmas present from his dear grandmother? A. because she died on thanksgiving

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knock knock who's there? the chicken i just crossed the road to offer you this token of appreciation for helping me screw in a lightbulb

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

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guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

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What's the difference between dogs and humans? 8.

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A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

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i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

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Ian's mind Elevator music

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Three men went into a bar; one was blind, another deaf and the third was mute. The blind guy said "Did you SEE that?" The deaf guy said "WHAT?" And the mute said "...."

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Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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