A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

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elliot forsythe is a paedo

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giddy goat

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what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

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We live in a world.... Yeah its called Earth.

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A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

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Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

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Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

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GOODBYE

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How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

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why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

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Things that have changed since I was a kid. Turtles: My time, awesome. Today: Shredder is a human which is not a human but actually a Krang, but his daughter which is not his daughter because he is a freaking krang, has a sex thing for Leonardo which is a turtle (the blue one, whatever his name is). Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: My time? Well it was awesome back then, fine I admit it, I might have been a bit biased but still, I enjoyed the hell out of it, there where five rangers and yeah that Asian bitch that gave me a boner as a kid made a green one which she giftwrapped to the rest of the team, then some white ranger showed up... But I never watched anything with the white guy, I had lots interest years ago by then (Still play that fighting game for the Snes and thats why I know there is a fucking white ranger... And deathbattle okay) Today: Power Rangers Neon, Power Rangers Tetris, Power Rangers Ultra Power, Power Rangers Sexfighters, Power Rangers Nazi, Power Rangers Texas Rangers, Power Rangers Color, Power Rangers Multiforce Orbital Neo Neon.... And thats just like 03 percent of the variants right? Moral: As a kid we always had a lol when the Asian chick turned into Yellow ranger and did a split kick, which kinda revealed she had a massive dick between her legs... Later we understood that she was a he and that the Ranger Segments are recorded in Japan... Probably by a Hermafrodite... Nah, a guy fine. Oh, and we always lolled at how "gay" the original blue ranger acted he was supposed to be Nerd but I was like eight and was like "lol he just seems gay"... Just for it to turn out that he quit the series because supposedly the rest of the actors mocked him for being gay, Wow thats... Weird.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

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Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

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why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

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A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

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What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

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What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

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Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

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a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

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How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

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A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

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