- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

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What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

What is worse than getting a 30% on a test? Getting a 29% on a test.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was playing Pokemon Go.

Whats brown and smells bad poo

If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

how do you wake up lady gaga you poke her face

what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

Everybody will die

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

How are jello and frankenstein alike? Both green, both alive, and bill cosby didn't make me want either.

How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

Wanna hear a joke? Denver Broncos.

How do you get a black man out of KFC? Tell him to get out

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Good friends enjoying a summer activity.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

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