a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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What's worse than getting tripped? Getting shot.

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Teacher: Billy what do you want to be when you grow up? Billy: A fireman! Teacher: Tommy what do you want to be when you grow up? Tommy: 9/11

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how did the asian man get on the internet? by opening his internet browser just like everyone else

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Homosexualism is so gay man

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What's worst than a crying baby? A dead baby What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies What's worse than a pile of dead babies? If there's an alive one at the bottom What's worse that an alive baby in a pile of dead babies? If it has to eat its way out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

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Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

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A priest, a rabbi and a captain are in a sinking ship. The rabbi says let's save the children. The captain says f*ck the children. The priest days do we have time.

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Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? I don't know but it's not the little girl.

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XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

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What did the boy with no arms get in his Christmas card? We don't know, he's yet to open it.

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Here's a joke for u Hahaha suck on it I wasnt going to make u laugh o yea ur mom died

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What do you call a black priest? Holy Crap

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What do a book and a tractor have in common? Both are for driving, except the book.

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Racial Equality

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A blond and a brunette took an IQ test. Both of them scored above average.

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What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

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There's a god, just kidding.

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Anti Joke

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