Reading the Terms and Conditions

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knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

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A man walks into a bar, he begins drinking and returns home visably drunk. His family disowns him as he is a recovering alchoholic who was three months sober.

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I see, said the deaf man to the blind guy.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "why the long face" The bartender then sees the horse's broken leg and proceeds to buy him a free drink.

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

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What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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Why did your mom cross the road? She Tripped and started rolling

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Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your ugly

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A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

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"Free to play" Play free "right now"

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What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

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What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

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jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

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two fish are in a tank.

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What's white and bobs up and down in a babies crib? A pedophiles ass.

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

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Hitler and Jews become friends.

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Women's sports

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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