Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Therefore no one knew why his name was Fuzzy Wuzzy.

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When life gives you lemonade, give life lemons and it'll be like WTF?!

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why was the the taxi cab driver having a bad day? because he wasnt making very much money, didnt get alot of customers, some of which were extremely rude, and his entire family just died.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

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Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

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Roses are red,nuts are brown,skirts go up,pants go down,body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in,the longer its in, the stronger it gets,it goes in dry, comes out wet, its comes out dripping and starts to sag Its not what you think its a...Teabag

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I now pronounce you man and lion. You may now kiss the pride.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her repeatedly in the chest with a ball point pen

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Debating on internet is like competing in the paralympics, even if you win you're still retarded

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally becase she fell off the swing.

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Thumbs up if you're reading this in 2015!

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How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

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This is not a joke

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Why couldn't the Nativity have taken place in France? The winters are not warm enough to sleep in an animal cave without getting hypothermia, and there was no census taking place at the time.

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How do you kill a vampire? Because vampires are figments of society's imagination and actuall living creatures, this task is impossible.

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"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

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whats black and white with red all over. something that's black and white with red all over.

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there once was a guy named james who like to play video games he was told one day that he was gay and he immediatley consulted a priest for reconciliation

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What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

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Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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rose's are red, bananas are yellow, yo mama's so fat she jiggles like jello

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Too bad, because UNTIL YOUR FUCKING "POWER OF HUMAN KIND" CAN SUMMON UP A FUCKING EYEBALL! NOTHING WILL MAKE UP FOR THIS SHIT! "Oh, my the good old phonebook, I will... Now... try... to... seduce... you... with... my... "goodness" As far as "oh I know where you live", well nobody here is hiding fagface! So you come out of your "darkness or shadows or whatever" and let me stab out both your fucking eyes! And we are STILL NOT GOOD! And yeah, have your faggots stop calling themselves Nero.

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What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

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