What dud the baseball player do when he struck out? Walked back to the bench

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Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

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What's the difference between a nickel and a dime? Five cents.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

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"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

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A homeless man walks into a house He is invited to a lovely lunch and then beaten to death

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when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

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What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

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Black, det er geita, banke driten ut av Anders, han griner, dreper ikke, vil du ha telefonen eller? Jeg kommer med den litt senere, skal bare tørke blodet først pønsha han hardt i tryne blør ifra knyttnevene, skal jeg knekke bena på han eller noe? Geita. Ps Pen fitte har du flere bilder av a elle? Hvilket rom?

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Knock Knock *Opens door* Hi John, you got here right on time!

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I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

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whats the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? the ferrari is not in my garage.

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but there is a road to the super market

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Whut r bacer dew? Eh muphin

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A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

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What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

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roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

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I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

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What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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