Why is Kayne West such a jerk? He has autism.

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Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

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my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Haha, sucker, this is actually a glue factory" The horse is brutally slaughtered and his remains are sold for a profit as part of a glue product

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Roses Are Red Lemons are sour, open up your legs and give me an hour

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How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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There's a tray of muffins in the oven. One muffin says, "man it's hot in here!" Another muffin says, "holy shit! A talking muffin!"

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what do you call a fish without eyes? a fshhhhh

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Video Games

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why did bob hit Jim Because bob didn't like Jim

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. Why? A. To get to the other side. A. Knock, Knock. B. Who's there? A. The chicken.

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Why was Billy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

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Good question, probably because I cannot get enough focus to "put a spell" on anyone because of my allergy, I use "autocast" for the rest. "Put a spell" I have not heard that since I was 14, that's really oldschool, and kinda geeky, back then it was code talk... Which is also geeky unless it actually serves a good purpose. AAAND... I served my mandatory time in the army as a minesweeper, we got attacked by fucking allies because of a... Yeah, I killed, people on our same team, still bad people, they offed about everybody else until I showed up, long story short, yeah I offed four of them, but that's like ten years ago.. My turn, you really got a crush on me dont you?

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Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

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What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

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So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

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You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

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A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

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What do you call a group of white guys playing basketball in Philadelphia? Actually, that already seems like a pretty good summary of the situation.

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What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

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Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

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What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

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What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

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