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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

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A blonde went to a doctor for a checkup. The blonde couldn't hear the doctor 'cuz she had headphones on so the doctor took them off. A couple of minutes later she died. The doctor was curious so he put the headphones on. It was saying, "Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out..."

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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Two muffins are in an oven. They procede to bake at 325 degrees for thirty minutes.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

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If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

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How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

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Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

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your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

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What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

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Bob: Hey bro Jim: ... Bob: You're dead! Jim: Yep.

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Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

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A psychotic man walks into a pharmacy He buys his weekly medication to control his condition.

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why was the cat black it was a black cat

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what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

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What do Batman and Harry Potter have in common? Their parents are dead.

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Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

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silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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