Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

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Q. What do you tell a women with two black eyes? A. Stop pissing him off!

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shauns beautiful

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An Afronaut

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''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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how do u keep a stupid person in suspense? how

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Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

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Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

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What's worse than eating cows. Death

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Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

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An antijoke

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Why did the black man go to prison? He was visiting his client to give him legal advice.

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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

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Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

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Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

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A lysdexic man trys to rite a joek... the people who tried reading it got confused and offered help in rewriting it.

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A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

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why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

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Why did the aeroplane engine fallon the house? Because of Donnie Darko

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whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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