What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

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Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

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Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

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A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

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What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

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Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

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Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

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A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

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What is the difference between Joe Paterno and Coach Sundusky? Nothing. They are both terrible human beings and should thoroughly punished for their actions/inactions and should serve time in prison.

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Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

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Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

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a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

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MC donald the duck loves Justin's Balls. And Daniel Ma loves fried chicken boiled with rice \Cupcake

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whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

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A guy asked his Girlfriend to marry him. She said Hey! a Dump Truck! and the mental Boyfriend forgot all about the Proposal and was amazed by the Dump Truck.

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Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

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What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your mother getting raped by your sister.

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Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

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What did Britney Spears say to the Mexican? Hit me baby Juan more time.

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Why did chuck Norris take his friends to the buffet? Because buffets are great social conventions due to the allowance of sharing social favors while grabbing a succulent meal. Visit golden corral today.

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Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

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A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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