Double-whammy

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So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

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why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

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Try typing in any three letters in Google images and you will always see something inappropriate. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

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Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

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How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

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What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

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How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

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What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

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Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

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Spongebob: Patrick! Can you hear me? Patrick: No, it's too dark.

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knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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