Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby?... a dead baby dressed as a clown whats funnier than that?... A pile of dead babies dreesed as clowns Whats funnier than that?... that the baby in the bottom of the pile is alive.

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what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

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Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

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What did the father tell his son on his death bed? Nothing. He was hit by a car and was now a vegetable.

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a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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Bryce Harlan and I are close friends Love, Pete K

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you: knock knock person: who's there you: interrupting cow person: interrupting cow you:MOOOOOOOOO

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what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

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I just drank a cola.

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What did the Asian say to the Mexican working at the friutstand? Hi, I'm Asian!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Vodka is less Than dinner for two

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I wouldn't consider Mark a chicken. In fact, given the high speed and volume of cars traversing that particular road in both directions, I'd say it was a ballsy move. In hindsight, though, he probably should have waited for the "walk" symbol to appear for pedestrians, in order to avoid being run over by a bus. Anyway, if Pastor John would like to say a few words before we finally put Mark's body to rest...

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Prostate exam > Some of these Anti Jokes

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Three men walked into a metal pole

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Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

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Where would you be unlikely to find a polar bear? In a courtroom.

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What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

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