Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

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What do you get when you have 10 kids in a church? A lot of rape cases.

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Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

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Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

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Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

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Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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What did the little boy say after he was pushed off the cliff? Nothing. He died, therefore, he is incapable of speaking.

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Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

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1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

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How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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The cream, it is coming

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Albino African Americans

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What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

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People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

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I see said the blind man, to his deaf wife, as the cripple ran by.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. Any more than that and they would just be getting in each others way.

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, no mutual friends, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?!?

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what did the judgmental teacher say to a challenged student? your stupid

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friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

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