What did the black man say to the man from Kyrgyzstan? I've never heard of your country before.

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What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

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An asian, black man and a white guy are stranded in a desert with no food and no water, so what do they do Die

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K.

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What's hard and orange on the outside, and squidgy in the middle? A tanned man's head

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*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

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how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

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What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

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What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

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Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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A man walks into a restaurant and orders a rare steak. Soon after, he gets food poisoning.

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Stop Iran! We need the money.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

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Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a lake? Bob.

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Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

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A guy walks into a bar. He's thirsty and wants a beer.

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how do you stop a gang of black people from raping a white woman? throw a basketball

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Anti Joke

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