Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

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Add William Wright on facebook Answer-www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, they already stole them all.

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womens rights.

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What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

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whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

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How do pigs get hurt? They are run over by a tractor.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a good, New England family man

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What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

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What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

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Is it true that curiousity killed the cat? No, I hit it multiple times with a baseball bat

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So a frog and a penguin were talking and the frog says, " I have some good news and some bad news. The bad news is we're freezing, but the good news is: We have a conoe!".

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What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

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What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

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How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

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why did billy drop his ice cream? he got hit by a plane that a loaf of bread was driving

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Ask me if I am a cat. Are you a cat? No, what kind of stupid question is that?

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What did the murderer get for Christmas? Executed.

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Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, his personal trainer designed a regiment for him that didn't involve them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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