What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

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What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

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A man walks into a bar He says ouch

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A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

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a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

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Why did Cam newton win the heisman? Wait Cam Newton won the heisman?

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

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what is so fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? There is a high possibility their breasts have developed, thus equaling more pleasure for you.

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How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

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whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Why did the cookie die Because a fat kid was hungry

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how do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? with a blender. how do you get them back out of the bowl? with tortila chips.

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I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

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why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

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Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

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Q. Why did the koala bear go to court? A. Because too many people were referring to it as a bear when it is infact not a bear.

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if a white guy, a black guy and a hispanic guy jump off a 10 story building, who hits the ground first? the man who jumped first. racist.

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Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbour. My neighbour who? Timothy, welcome to the neighbourhood!

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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