Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

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How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

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two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

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Why did the cow cross the road? The slaughter yard was on the other side!

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

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What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

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What do you call a man with no penis? WOahMan! O_o

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Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

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I like poop in my butt

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What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

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hello? knock knock. you called me, why are you saying knock knock?

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Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

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What's better than being rich? Not living in Kenya.

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Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

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A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

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why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

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Q: What's 1 + 1? A: I don't know, I am an African who was bought up in the famine my mother died, my father starved. I have to sell myself to feed my sisters. I never went to school and drink my urine every second day because I have no water.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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