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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't. Some of them are slow.

Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A: The dead baby was once alive, while the ferrari couldn't possibly have lived since it's a car and cars are inanimate objects.

What do you call a fat man that breaks into your house at 2 a.m. and steals your money and your television? Probably a dumbass, a jackass, a moron, an idiot, or something in that general area.

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout. Heavy rain came down and killed him.

Black people are innocent.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

What is the most dangerous day of the week to leave the house? Garbage day. Moral: Or rather GAAAAAAAAAARBAAAAAGE DAAAAAAAAAAAAY! BANG BANG BANG >:D

Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

You mamma so fat, she should consider going on a diet.

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

A man walks into a bar. The bar is closed and the man is a thief. The police are promptly called in fear that the situation may become increasingly dangerous.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None, it would be ridiculous to even try to fit one in an ashtray.

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