Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

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why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

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A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

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Why can't a blonde woman drive? because she was shot in both legs and cannot operate the pedals without extreme pain.

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knock, knock! who`s there? it`s me ! who me? yes!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

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What do you get when you mix a burrito and an earthworm? Diaherea

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What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

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Why do girls not have penises? Because there girls

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What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

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titanic vs 9/11 who would win? Well the titanic backwards is a ship which saves lives and 9/11 backwards is a building on fire spitting out airplanes

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knock knock piss off

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

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What's black and fun to hang from trees? Tire swings.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

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Needless to say,

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Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Nothing because saying a fish can talk is like saying Obama is a good president.

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What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender

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Whats an Anti Joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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