Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

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whats worse than finding 30 babies nailed to 30 trees? finding coal in your stocking at christmas.

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Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

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a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

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Q: What did the poor man do when he saw a Ferrari? A: He realized that he would really enjoy having the money to buy such a nice vehicle, so he decided to take it upon himself to enroll in night classes. After many years of hard work, he earned a degree and a high-paying position at a large software corporation, and bought his dream car. He often told the story to his children as an example of what hard work and a goal in mind could achieve you. He lived a long, productive life and died fulfilled.

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what did john boner say to the hor that was jewing his laundry want to sex my motherss twat?

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Why was the Jewish man sad? His wife was brutally murdered, His chilren raped, Parents stabbed horrifically and stuffed with turtles and the doctor just informed him that he had cancer and was due to die 17 minutes ago.

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Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

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Nice weather we're having.

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I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

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What do you call a black man running down the street? A promising athlete in training.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

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Why is Cindy crying? She got a branch stuck in her eye which irritated her sensitive cornea so her tear duct produced a tear to help shed the material from her eye.

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That's what SHE said!

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

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why did the chicken cross the road? Does it matter why, it just did.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Garry Glitters on here

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Steve Mullings isn't on drugs

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

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So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

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