A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? Well! since trees nor apples have the ability to talk I would say the apple tree said nothing. And if the farmer thinks it did say something he should visit the doctors to check his hearing. The End.

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Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

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Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

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Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

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Knock knock. Who's there? Screw! Screw who? Screw you.

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penis in the camel

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my shift key is broken1

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Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

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Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

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Good luck on your finals everyone!

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What's funny about the holocaust? Nothing. Whoever thinks the holocaust is funny is a dick.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a bin lorry

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Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

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Q. What is worse than being raped A. Being raped twice

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Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

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What's blue and smells like red paint? That blue guy from Megamind.

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i'm an inbred jew - Barras

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You.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

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Why did the man eat his hat? Autism.

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Anti Joke

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