why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -None, they will pay for somebody else to do it

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So a pirate walks into a bar. He sits down, and orders a drink. After giving the pirate a drink, the bartender looks down and notices that there is a steering wheel on the pirate's penis. "Sir, are you aware that there is a steering wheel on your penis?" The bartender asked. "Arrrrrrr, it's driving me crazy!" The pirate replied. "Well you should probably get that checked out soon," said the bartender, "It looks very uncomfortable and could be dangerous to your health...not to mention your penis is out in the open." "Yes, you are probably right," the pirate agreed. He proceeded to get a ride from a friend to the nearest hospital, for drinking and driving can be dangerous, and steering wheels on penises are not safe.

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What's big fat and ugly? A monster

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had a seizure.

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What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

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Q: Whats pointy and sharp and rhymes with life? A: A spear. It's close enough.

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What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

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You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon.

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why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

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I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he had ice cream.

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I have read and agree to terms of service.

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What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

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irish man drinking john smiths

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

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Why was the man late for work? Because he slept in.

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What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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