What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

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Why did Bill fall out if his chair? He was hit by an airplane.

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What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

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what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

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Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

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Q:whats comes back to life and says RAR A;jesus

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Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

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What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

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Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

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What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

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Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

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Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

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A boy bought a dozen roses, eleven real, one fake. He looks deeply into his girlfriends eyes, hers looking back, brimming with love and affection as he says, "I slept with your sister."

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You're so sweet I have diabetes

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You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

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Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

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mom:why oh why are you such an idiotic nuisance? bobby:THATS HOW YOU WANTED ME BORN!!REMEMBER?you asked the doctor to put something in me to make me so stupid i wouldnt remember WHO gave birth to me!!

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A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

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Knock knock Go away

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I once had a friendly cohort, whose limericks often ran short, but this one doesn't, I don't know why, Also, he often can't rhyme.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

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My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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