why did dicks dicks the dicks dicks? because you're gay and dicks

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Tic tac toe. I never met my father

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

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What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

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a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

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theres a mexican women and a black man in a car....whos driving? nobody sadly the driver was shot.

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The last time I heard that joke, I fell off my pet single celled bacteria.

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

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Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

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why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

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Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" Not the best move Anne Frank ever made.

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Why did Amy fall out of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Amy.

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Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

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Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

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What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

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I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

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What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

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Whats Black White and Red all over? oh, wait. what time were we supposed to meet that landlord?

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John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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