Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

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the real mccoy

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Why are anti-jokes so funny?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

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whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

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roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

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What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there" "BOO" "BOO WHO" "No it's just BOO"

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Why did the penguin die? He was anti-social and would rather die than huddle. So he died. THE END

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<=3 penis

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What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

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what did one computer say to the other .........

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Knock knock. Who's there? Sorry, wrong number.

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How do you save a black man from drowning? You throw him a flotation device.

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sdfrgtyuki

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why did the chicken cross the road cause he was suicidal but a car just didnt happen to hit him.

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How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

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Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

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Knock knock Who's there? Hello??? .....

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What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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