A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. The man leaves in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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I suck at online but have a high gamerscore

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What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

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What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

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what's brown and sticky? A Stick

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

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Q: why was the girl so dumb A: her teacher was a blond

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A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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A black man walks into a bar. It turns out he is a notorious serial killer and he procedes to violently murder everyone in the bar.

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What's the difference between a table lamb? A fishing pole, automobiles are very useful

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How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

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Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

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What did the scientist call a spider? An arachnid.

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What did the priest say to the child.... nothing he just gripped his arm tightly and pulled down his pant

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Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

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what did the little girl do after drinking a smoothie? she choked and died a painful death.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

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there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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