I hate you.

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Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

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Your mom is soooo fat..... She'll most likely suffer a heart attack

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

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What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

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Why is cameron haythorp gay? Answer- He showed his willy to robet tuner

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What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

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How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

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Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

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Waffles ate my grandma

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I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

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A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they got married and lived happy together for the rest of their lifes.

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These are some questions you should never ask on a first date: When you wipe do you throw your toilet tissue in the toilet or on a trash can? Do you smell your hands after you wipe? Do you you ever look down when you take a dump and see it come out? Have you ever picked your butt and then picked your nose with the same finger?

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Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the slaughterhouse was on the other side.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

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If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

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Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

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What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A treadmill... did I mention he was kinda fat?

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what did the duck say to the chicken .nothing

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What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

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Suzie has no arms and no legs and is on a swing. what happened? she fell and died knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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