- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

What happened when the lawyer pissed all over the judge? He was thrown off the case, causing him to go home, rape his wife, and put a bullet into his child's head.

Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

I'm Batman.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because it tastes good.

What's the deal with brown?

Cancer.

Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

The Moon Landing.

Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

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