I spilled Spot Remover on my dog. Now he is blind and has chemical burns all over his body.

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Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

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The Detroit Lions

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knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

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why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

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how do you call a big red creature eating rocks? the big red rock eating creature.

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Two bananas are walking down the street. One says, "Nice weather we're having, isn't it?" The other banana says, "Wait a minute, fruit can't talk." The second banana turns into a dove and promptly flies away.

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what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

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How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

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What did Helen Keller's parents do when they were displeased with her behavior? They beat the shit out of her.

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Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have multiple personality disorder, NO YOU DON'T!

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What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

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what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

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Your Mama is so fat, when she jumped on the couch, she broke the couch.

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What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

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The elephant and the mouse was gonna go swimming at the lake, but they realize the Elephant forgot his swimming trunks! Mouse: Do you really need two trunks? Elephant: Oh well I can do with this one... but its not a swimming trunk! Mouse: Huh? Moral: Huh?

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

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What do you call a man looking at Anti jokes on this ? you

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

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