woman..parallel parking

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Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

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School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

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black people. that is all...

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What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

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Knock knock Who's there Isabelle Isabelle who? Is-a-bell necessary on a bike

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

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do not read this(this is intended to be read)

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You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

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A Priest, A Pedofile, and a Rapist walk into a bar. He Orders A Drink

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cory is gay

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Why are you asleep? Because I'm tired.

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

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A woman had a dream. She followed this dream and completed all the goals she had set in life and was excessively happy. Then she woke up and her original suspicions were confirmed...it was a dream.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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