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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot. BOOM Never mind, he was a terrorist.

A frog walks into a bar and the bartender thinks he is very well evolved because frogs don't walk they hop

A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

What drink is dark yellow and freshly squeezed from one of the most healthy snacks? Piss.

Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

how do you kill a blonde? -a gun, knife or any other lethal object

Obama 2012

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? When you think that there is no worm in your apple, but after your second bite you look down in disgust as you notice you have eaten half of the worm and see the other half wriggling about in your apple.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

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How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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