Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

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ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

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Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

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why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

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What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

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Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

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How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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why did little Hannah not like the poem "Roses are Red" because she was colorblind

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

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A catholic priest gets a nun pregnant. He drowns the baby several months later.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

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How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

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What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

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