My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

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Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

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You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

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Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

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I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? Wow, I need to lighten up on the acid.

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Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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A man walks into a bar and orders some grapes. The bartender says he does not have any grapes available. The man leaves.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

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What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

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What's the best anti joke? this one

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face (pokerface)

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What did Electra give her Dad for his birthday? Head. That's why her name is Electra.

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whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

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Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

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some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

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A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

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Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

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planned on writing you all an antijoke decided i wouldn't.

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"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

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