How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? 10 dead trashcans in 1 baby

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

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Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

Small Penis.

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

How do Helen keller's parents punish her? They sternly reprimand her for her misdeeds.

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

hey hey apple

What's brown and smells like poop? A monkey.

A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

two blondes walk into a bar... to get to the other side

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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