What did the cricket say to the bear when it entered it's den? Nothing,crickets comunicate by rubbing their back legs together to create vibrations and sound,and it cannot be understood by any other animal besides crickets.

whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Never mind, that was a stupid question.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

Whats the thing you least expect to find on Anti-Joke? A joke with a punchline.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

Who won the race through the underpass, the black man or the polish man? The black man as he crossed the finish line several seconds earlier.

whats green and slimy? green slim

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What did john say to bob Hey bob

a dyslexic man came on this website thinking it was made by his aunt Tina keoj he was sadly mistaken. it was just a bunch of jokes about dyslexic men going into bars

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

Why did the duck cross the road? Because it was going to the destination he wanted to go to.

how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

Did you hear that Jerry Sandusky won the swimming race? He's in very good shape for a man his age.

what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

So these two girls have a cup .

Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."