I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

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HI MY NAME IS DOUG

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Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Hello Justin, please come in.

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Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

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Why was the tomato blushing? It saw the salad dressing.

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What dies but was never living? The hopes and dreams of small children.

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

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What happended to the family in the hurricane? They died stupid

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matt is fat

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2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

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Why is Harry Potter fake Because its a movie

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High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

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What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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Nero, seriously, one way or the other, ill kill you, my mom blushes like every time people talk to her so fuck you, my sister if you touch her, ill.... Man, stop and ill forgive you, and I am very very sorry, now stop sending me those pics, and please do not post them anywhere, Line would not want to.

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What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

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Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

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How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

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Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

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What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

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Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

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Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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