What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

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You know what's a joke? Something Funny

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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What did one cannibal set to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

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Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances they had to go home early one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends

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Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

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If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

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why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

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A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

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doctor: hey u ready to get home person: yea doctor: that sucks cause u have cancer

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Roses are green,violets are blue,i'm high as ****,is that perfume or glue?

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Hey Eliza, thanks, while I appreciate the help, Alice is crying in a corner and refusing to get up, I wont lie, for a moment there I could "see voices and music" and valium has taken care of the ptsd (and blown most of my brain, which is nice for a change). With that said, im on 40 mg ritalin which is a lot, but I need it, besides I can handle the anxiety. I have no idea who the guy typing this is, but he is following me to the letter, so thats good enough, except his typos being worse than mine, which is pretty good for a guy that barely speaks english. Sorry Eliza, but Alice is having a breakdown here, ill talk her down a bit first, she tries to hide it, but she is far more worried about me than I am, which is nice, just not like this, ill be right back with you.

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ADAM FANTUZZI SUCKS KIRANS BALL SACK

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

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Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

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Why did the police officer arrest the baseball player? He raped and murdered a thirteen year old girl.

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares

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I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

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How do you make a clown sad? Throw a brick at him.

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Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

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I want a lot of likes...do it you wont. i know you wont.

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How do you kill a blonde ? Shoot her in the head

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