The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it hit a poll and died of brain damage the next day

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Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

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Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

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is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

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Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Multiple Personalities So do I Me to Don't forget about me!

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why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

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roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

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Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

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Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she died of diabeties and we all mourn her loss.

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There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

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What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

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a blond was walking across a river thinking how do I get across. when she saw another blond. and asked how do I get to the other side and the other said your already on the other side.

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What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

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A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

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I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

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Ms. Smoot's class

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Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

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Anti Joke

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