Knock knock Who's there? I'm the Dick I'm the dick who? I'm the Dick Cheney

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

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The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

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captcha: all yer base

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Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

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WNBA

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how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

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Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

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In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

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Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

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mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

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Chuck Norris doesn't answer the phone - he doesn't have one at the moment

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A have a black guy in my family tree. He married my cousin a few years back

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

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THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

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Q. How do you make time fly? A. It is highly impossible to make time fly for there is 24 hours in a day, 60 minutes in an hour, and 60 seconds in a minute so therefore the time flows how it should and we do not have such power to do it even though many people claim they do when they know they really don't

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What's black and crunchy? CO-Co PUFFS

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Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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