What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

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what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

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You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

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Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

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What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

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Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

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Whats brown and smells like poo?? Poo

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What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

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Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a tree? Nailing1 baby to 10 trees

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Yo mama's so fat that she has a heart condition.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple?

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

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() () () () () () () ------ *__________* yo can go %$*# yourself =~~ 0

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What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

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Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: slightly aged post it note glue

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A black man shoots someone. He was a cop and he killed a dangerous man who attacked him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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