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what did th teacher say to the student? be quiet and do our work

What has wheels and flies? A wheel that I have altered so it can fly

How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a fictional superhero and a black man is an ordinary man of African descent.

What do a bucket and a women have in common? Before 1928 neither had the right to vote. The bucket still can't.

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

What made people stop likeing Ice tea? Ice-T

Why did the boy laugh? Mr Tickle was his babysitter

There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Just me

What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

why do mexicans get made fun of

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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