Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

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What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

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Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

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im a willy bum bum

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Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

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Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

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Poker face

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YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

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How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

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Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

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Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

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Why are you late? Sorry, I would have been here sooner, only I wasn't.

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the gorcery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons."

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Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

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A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

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A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

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what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

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What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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