- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

how did the monkey fall out of the tree he was stupid how did the monkey get a black eye he was hit by a bus how did the monkey end up in the sewer he got hit by another bus

Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

What happens to the yellow hat when it is thrown into the red sea? It get's wet.

A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

What's black and fast? A treadmill.

What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

Women's Rights

Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

Why did the man laugh when he saw someone using a shake weight? He remembered Dane Cook's stand up preformance from the night before.

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

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