whats the difference between a white jew and a black jew the black jew is treated poorly and is sent to the back of the gas chamber

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Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Ask the starving African.

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"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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Person 1: Can I write a good anti-joke? Person 2: No. Person 1: Why nut? Person 2: All the gud onez r taken. ;-; tru...

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What do you call a pair of banana peels? Trash.

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What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

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a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

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What did the Mexican say when a house fell on him? Nothing. He's dead.

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I just farted, and now I have to Chit!

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What's the worste part about alzheimer's disease? You forgot you have AIDS.

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what did the lonely boy get for christmas? the absence of a familly

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whats worse tan loosing checkers getting lit on fire

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A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

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A little boy starts to be followed by a man in a large white van. They come across an intersection, the boy turns left, and the man turns right.

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Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

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Whats white and sticky and falls from the sky? The Cumming of the lord

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:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

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What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

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Bob: why didthe chicken cross the road? Tom: why? Bob: to get to your house Knock knock Tom: whos their Bob: the chicken

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Why couldn't the blond turn the TV on? Because she is blond.

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Why did the kid get out of school at twelve? He left early with a stomach ache

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Why can't the cheetah run fast anymore? Because it died in a forest fire.

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your moms tits are so big she may have breast cancer she may have breast cancer which takes approximitely 300,000 lives per year

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