I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Cows are land manatees.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

1Q: Quick! Ask me if I'm a lemon!! 2A: Your not a lemon 1A: :/ oh :/

thumb_up thumb_down -7

your face is kinda funny

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

thumb_up thumb_down +20

A man sees a clown, a robot, and a monkey walking down the street side by side. The man ponders the randomness of life.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

thumb_up thumb_down -15

You should never talk to strangers.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

A woman walks into a bar.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

mikey is cute

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What's worse than eating cows. Death

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Alt F4

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

thumb_up thumb_down +1

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

thumb_up thumb_down

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

what is worse than the holocaust harry' ear acne

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops