how many Arabs and Jews can you fit on a bus? The bus in question is a 56 seater,so 56. If you cram some people in the aisles you could probably fit 65 if you didn't care about anyone's comfortability sheesh you might even for in 100 or more.

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Your adopted

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What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to their son who got an A- in algebra? How do I know? I don't speak Chinese!

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Derpy Hooves is retarded.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "That's kind of ambiguous..."

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A Muslim walked out of a bomb shop.

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A man walks into a bar. He asked the bartender if he accepts $100 bills. The bartender says "no".

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

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An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

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George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

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your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

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verry nice how mUCH?

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why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

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Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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YOU IS DUM

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Magic Johnson has AIDS

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do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

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your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

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yo mamas so dumb she named her house butt and her son crack and then she called the police saying I looked all over my butt and i can not find my crack.

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