What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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cats are afraid of dogs. mice are afraid of cats. elephants are afraid of mice. bf-2 fighter jets are afraid of elephants. is this true?

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Miscarriages.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. You're adopted.

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What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

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What's worse than carrying a heavy suitcase? Poisoning children.

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Why did the girl jump of the control tower??? She didnt I lied.

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A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

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What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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ARE YOU OKAY? Well thanks for asking actually I could be doing a bit better bu... BUSTER WOLF! Moral: No Im adding moral here, I mean why ask people if they are feeling okay before you break then in half?

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A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

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Your Momma is so old, she started exercising more and eating healthier to increase the chance of her living long enough to enjoy your own children's lives.

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Your mama is so fat, her gravitational field varies with distance cubed!

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Q: What did the one legged homeless person get for christmass? A: Frostbite.

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What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

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A man and a dog were sitting on a hill, the dog says to the man "Nice weather we are having today isn't it?" The man then goes insane because dogs can't talk, then later commits suicide from depression caused by his wife leaving him.

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Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

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3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

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i hate you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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