A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

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whats worse than being mentally challenged? losing your arms and legs and finding out that you have cancer

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What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

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why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

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What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

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What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

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What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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tims sty:)

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I'm a fork. Fork you!!

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

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Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first baby. Why did the third baby fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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The jinx machine just stole your money... ... this poem was supposed to be funny

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What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

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What is big, green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree and hit you in the head, it will probably kill you? A pool table.

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

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what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

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There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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