Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

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Yo mama so old, she might die soon

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How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

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How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

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how do you warm someone up? you set their house on fire.

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A penguin is driving through the desert when his car breaks down. He has it towed to a service station in the nearest town to be repaired. The mechanic tells him that it may be a while so he might want to take a stroll around town, find something to do for a while and check back a little later for an update. The penguin decides that as it is so hot in the desert town, and he is accustomed to a much cooler climate, he might enjoy a bit of ice cream. He walks to the local ice cream parlor, orders a large vanilla cone, and proceeds to devour the treat in a flash, covering himself in ice cream in the process. He has ice cream on his flippers, his face, and all down his stomach; he is virtually covered in the white, sticky goo. Upon returning to the service station to check in on the mechanic and his car, the mechanic say to him, "Well, it looks like the seal on your head gasket leaked, the transmission is shot, and you appear to be covered in ice cream." To which the penguin replies, "Yes, I have made quite the mess of myself. Today just isn't my day."

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god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

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What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

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What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

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what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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will you like this joke my sources say no

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

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why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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