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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

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I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having enough money to buy an apple.

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what do you get when you cross an African with a Rhinoceros? A rhinoceros.

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What do dead babies and trash both have in common? They're both in my dumpster.

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What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm dying of AIDS so I guess I'm feeling a little sorry for myself"

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I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

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A Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a hispanic............... i forgot.

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What's worst than a crying baby? A dead baby What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies What's worse than a pile of dead babies? If there's an alive one at the bottom What's worse that an alive baby in a pile of dead babies? If it has to eat its way out.

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A middle-class family went away on vacation. While they were gone, a pyromaniac burnt down their house. Their cat was still inside.

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Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

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Theres this guy that got pulled over and the guy in the car said: I have AIDS the cop said: Oh, really when did you get them? I don't have AIDS

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a bin lorry

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What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

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Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

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Why did robin get in the batmobile? Batman told him to

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What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

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What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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