- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

Why did girl cry? Because she recently saw the messy demise of her parent's marriage.

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

Q: what happens when you eat all the potatoes A: there all gone

Why did the blonde kid lose the spelling bee? Because she misspelled a word.

What do you call a black astronaut? It depends on what his name is.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

(Family sat down at table) Child goes to start a story - "I have a ginger friend.." Everyone bursts out laughing and leaves the child confused.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

What happened when the irishman left the bar? he didnt

Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

Women's Rights.

Roses are red Violets are blue, I am sorry... But you have terminal cancer and are probably going to die in about 3 months

How many people were trampled on Black Friday this year? Not enough.

Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

How do pigs get hurt? They are run over by a tractor.

what did batman say to robin before they got into the batmibile "get in the batmoblie"

Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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