- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

What do you call a fat kid who eats twinkies. Otto Hintz`````

Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

A black guy walks down the street. He sees a lamp, picks it up and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he has 3 wishes. The black says he wants to be thin, white, and get alot of pussy. The genie says, congadulations your a condom!!

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

"Doctor, Doctor! I feel like I'm a dinner roll!" Yes, well that's a side effect of your brain cancer.

Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

What's the deal with airplane food? I've never tried it. I'm just curious how it was.

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

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