Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

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DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

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Why did the black man shoot everyone? Because he is black

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Yo mamas so fat that she decided to get a gastric bypass to help lose the weight.

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Yes.

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What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? He got shot.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

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Q: If it takes a chicken a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, then how long would it take a monkey to kick the seeds off of a dill pickle. A: I don't know. That's a stupid question.

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How many dead babies will fit in a bathtub? Seventeen

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Why is he called Donald Trump? Because he trumps a lot...

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How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

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What did the Scientist say to the bookstore owner he met? "Hi."

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roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

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what the difference between Obama and osama bin laden nothing

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So this blond chick walks into a bar, and orders a drink.

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Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

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What did Sarah Palin say to her daughter on Christmas? Merry Christmas

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Chikin nuggets

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women's rights

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