What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

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There once was a mountain climber. He loved to climb mountains. He had climbed all of the world's tallest peaks...except Mount Everest. So, one day he decides to climb Mount Everest. He takes weeks and weeks to prepare himself. He trains and trains three times a day till he thinks he is ready to climb Mount Everest. Climbing up it takes forever. It feels like it has been days in the dreary cold. Finally, he reaches the peak. It is a glorious occasion. On the way down, a huuuuge storm rolls in. He falls down a cliff and breaks both of his legs. The pain is unbearable. He screams and screams but no one hears him. Finally after what seems like days, a group of monks find him and carry him to their monastery. Chapter Two Once the man wakes up he thanks the monks for saving his life. They give him a room, food, and nice clothes. Every night in his room, he hears a banging behind his dresser. It is really loud and he is quite annoyed by it. The next morning he asked the head monk what the noise is. The head monk says " I cannot tell you, you aren't a monk." He hears the banging noise every night. HE asks the head monk every morning but he always says he cant tell him because he isn't a monk. So the climber decides to become a monk. After years and years of training to become a monk, he finally becomes one. Chapter Three So he says to the head monk, " I am a monk, so now can you tell me?" The head monk replies, " I can't tell you, but i can help show you. So he pushes the drawer back and reveals a little door, He gives the man a lantern and says to go through it. The man goes through the door into a little, dark tunnel, eager to finally find out what the noise was. He crawls for what seems like hours and hours and hours and days and days and days and days. He finally gets to the door where the banging noise is and opens the door. What he sees amazes him. Do you want to know what the banging noise was? I cant tel you, you aren't a monk!

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What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

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why didnt the whiteperson sit down at obama's election? because he had hemorrhoids

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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420

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Why did the black guy buy spray paint? To paint his fence, to keep it from rotting away.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was blind and deaf, leaving her unable to respond to external stimuli and thus unlikely to able to pass a basic driving test.

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all these jokes suck ass

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Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

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Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

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Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

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Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

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What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

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your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

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Joesph Triphook.

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What's green and has wheels? A green car.

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