Why Do Black Men Like Koolaid Because its red

thumb_up thumb_down +23

I once had a friendly cohort, whose limericks often ran short, but this one doesn't, I don't know why, Also, he often can't rhyme.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why did Margret eat the banana? She was hungry.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

i love to lick...

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What do you call a man with no heart? Dead

thumb_up thumb_down -25

What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

thumb_up thumb_down +26

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

thumb_up thumb_down +5

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Knock Knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? Steve Johnson, and I'm legally obligated to inform you that I'm a sex offender.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

thumb_up thumb_down -20

A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Why did the plane crash? The pilot lost control of the plane.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

God is almighty, as such he ANSWERS TO NO ONE! Moral: What you praying for then bitch?

thumb_up thumb_down -20

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

thumb_up thumb_down +3

why did the moose cross the road? to eat the baby.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Why did the black guy cross the road? To save the endangered child from getting hit by a car across the street.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops