What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

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What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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I found a new way to be condescending... Thats when you talk down to people.

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Five men walk into a bar. The bartender says, more taste or less? None of them care.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

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What do you call an obese kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones and they can also break cars.

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whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

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What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch".

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Why didn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

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Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

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Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

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Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

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"What's 'green', 'blue', and 'red' all over?" My color-blind friend said in confusion.

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A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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