Breanna baked a pie. what kind of pie was it? A JIMMY PAI

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Why did the woman stop running? She was an escaped convict that had been on the run for twelve years and the police had finally found the place where she was hidding. Upon arriving at her house she started to open fire on the three police cars, hit two cops and killed one more. The two are fine and are going through physical therapy as they were both hit in the spine and have a difficult time performing the smallest task. The one was one called billy. Billy had died in the hospital after asking if they had got her. He died believing a lie. They never got her. She is still on the run, I lied about her stopping.

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Why was the boy's face red? He put his cat in a blender.

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Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

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What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. A farmers walks by underneath, and the squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because squirrels can't talk and neither can owls. Then the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

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Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

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Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

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Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

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What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

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So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

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knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

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A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

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What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

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what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

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What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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What did the retarded asian dolphin eat for breakfast? A big bowl of shit

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I want seaman but sex with interracial men body builders. Please call me - 843-813-2788

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My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

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An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

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Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

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Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

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