What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting a needle shoved into your penis and the needle hitting your scrotum so that you are in serious agony for hours and finding out you cannot have kids because of it.

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

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Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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Why couldn't the asian man drive? He had no arms.

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You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

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Christianity is not a religion; it's a relationship with God.

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Your momma so fat, she's fat

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

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What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Whats the similairity between a dog and a cat? They're both cats, except for the dog.

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A baby crawls into a bar. He cannot walk.

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Q: How many years does it take for a deer to grow into a moose? A: 7

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hi

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whats purple with fur?nothing mammals cannot have purple fur

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you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

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This is funny.

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A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

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What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

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Women.

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