Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

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Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? ... ... He committed suicide for the simple reason that the soviet and allied forces were closing in on him and he knew that he did not stand a chance of winning the war.

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What happened to the famous musician when he overdosed? He overdosed.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and Santa Claus are on a plane. This is impossible because Santa Claus does not exist.

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What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

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Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

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vn[oiaehsobv[khpogjglprljffknfsiphgeknkldfekageriyreojgyperogerpojregkeporg? cuase u stupid and this stupid joke is to

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Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

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Only steers and queers come from Texas and i dont see any horns on you so what does that mean? It means I am not a Minotaur.

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So a horse walks into a bar, animal service is called and after being unable to locate the owner he is put down.

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rose's are red, bananas are yellow, yo mama's so fat she jiggles like jello

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What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

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Why does the St. Johns River flow north? Because Georgia Sucks.

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A funny joke: Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

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Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

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a man checks his brand new cellphone to see if he has a text message... He has cancer

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What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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What do you all a dead black man? A corpse.

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a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

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Anti Joke

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