what's the difference between a white man and a black man? their skin color

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

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Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

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how does peploe get around they walk

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Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

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Whis a racist rapist etter than a non-racist rapist? less women getting raped

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Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

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Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

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Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

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What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

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What has two arms and two legs? A human being.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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What does rainbow stand for? Rick Astley Is Nesting By Our Window to harass us

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What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

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A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

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whats gay ? you

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so i was F***in this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was F***in this girl and i jizzed

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The answer really isn't that important.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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How do you fit a whale into a truck bed? You can't, whales live in the ocean.

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Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

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Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

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Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

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