Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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A black man has a job.

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I'm not wearing underwear Why not Cause I have built in underwear

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A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

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Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

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Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

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How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

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A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

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Women's professional sports

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so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Getting killed in a plane crash.

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What's the difference between a duck? Nothing, they're both the same.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

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Ruller

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How much does a polar bear way? Near 1,100 pounds.

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

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What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? It isn't doing anything, sir. It's dead.

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What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

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What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

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Why does a black person buy water? Because everyone needs water to survive SKH RZH

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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