Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

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Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

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Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

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Ebola

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What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

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What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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Knock knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible...

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Dylan is a person

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A man walks into a coffee shop and buys a bookshelf.

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What's 8 foot tall and can't breathe? Ryan Eisenhour

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In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

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What did the teapot say to the teacup? Nothing. Teapots and teacups are inanimate objects, therefore, cannot speak.

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How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

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I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

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Knock knock Who's there No one We are all on the computer

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What is worse than a little girl being raped by an old man? The accidental firing of nuclear weapons at the US and the US responding by launching nuclear missiles at an unknown enemy then assuming that targeting everyone will kill the enemy. Thus bringing an unprecedented and abrupt end to the world, in a cataclysmic nuclear holocaust. Leaving that little girl to be raped by mutated creatures - that survived the mass destruction - and eventually being consumed by those creatures.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

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Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

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Two guys went to a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure" said the guys. The bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? (when you are done start reading from the top again, and don't stop ever)

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what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

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What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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