Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

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What did the fat man with scissors do? Cut off the foreskin of your penis.

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when there's trouble lurking in your neighbourhood, who you gonna call? The local authorities.

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

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Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

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Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

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Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

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Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

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Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

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What is worse than the Holocaust? a Michael Bay movie

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He had heard from a mutual friend that his ex-girlfriend, who he had recently broken up with, would be present at the same party and to avoid an awkward encounter he chose not to go.

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Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

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How many cows does it take to put in a lightbulb? Well, you see, it depends how many cows it takes to put in a lightbulb.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No soap, radio!

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What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

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ruddell and dodds anal

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Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

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There's my tractor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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