What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

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Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

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Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

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How many ants does it take to fill an apartment? It depends on the size of the apartment.

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

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When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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You've heard of take your child to work day, but I bet you haven't heard of 9/11- take your plane to work day

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Jesus Christ

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What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

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I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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