- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings,whats worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust?.. 3 bee stings

A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? the NBA

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

sit on your hand until it goes numb and then touch yourself.

How do you get 100 midgets into a mini? You have to manufacture a mini big enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It won't be street legal, but at least your problem with fitting the midgets in the mini is solved.

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

A middle aged man goes to a psychic. She tells him that he has prostate cancer, and his wife has been cheating on him for the past 3 years.

What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender quickly says to its owner that he must leave as dogs are not allowed in. Upon realizing that it is a seeing eye dog, the bartender retracts his statement and serves the owner a drink.

The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was playing Pokemon Go.

What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the second monkey.

An Englishman, Irishman, and Jew walk into a bar. Steven Spielberg is a Jew.

Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

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