Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

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i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

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What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

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Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

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Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

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feminine literature

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Anything you want, it's only a fish.

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It was a beautiful day. Face.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

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womens rights.

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Are you Drew?

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A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

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what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

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a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

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why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

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Poop

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Siblings are like sharks, they usually stop biting you when you stab them in the eyes

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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