- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I used to make jokes about taking arrows to the knee then i beat the game

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

Why does the party start when Kesha walks in? Well, it's Kesha's party and it would be rude to be in her house having a party when she wasn't there.

Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

I'm a fork. Fork you!!

Why couldn't Tommy pick up the bunny? Because the bunny was schizophrenic and Tommy wasn't real.

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

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