Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

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whats brown and booky a book.

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Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

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your mothers smells so bad,because she has poor hygiene skills

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A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

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A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

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A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

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What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

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milk,eggs,butter,deodorant,chocolate syrup,chile powder,dildo,bacon

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Why was the man eaten by a tiger? Because tigers are carnivores, but why are they carnivores? Because they eat meat.

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Whats worse than ten dead babies in one tree? I dont know, but that is quite a graphic sight i have in my mind right now.

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Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, the face like yours belongs to the zoo. Please don't be sad, 'cos I'll be there too.. Not in the cage but laughing at you!

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snooki

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have adhd, OH A CHEESEPUFF

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Knock knock *No one was home*

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What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

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What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

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A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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