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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

A duck flew calmly through the air and landed softly on a beautiful lake, where he was then shot for trespassing.

What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

What happened to the chicken who crossed the road ? Quite obviously he got to the other side to be greeted by a 50 foot half man half chicken who had one leg.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

Once there was a dog, another one came to it and then there were two.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

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