Why was the construction worker crying? Because do to the failing economy, he was recently let go from his job, and he is mortified by the idea of being unable to find work and ending up homeless and unable to fend for his family.

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Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

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After a long day on the movie set, Lindsay Lohan decides to go out to a bar. She gets really drunk and high on drugs and some guy takes her back to her trailer and stuffs her muffin.

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Q: whats good about having sex with 18 year olds? A: there's 18 of them.

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Knock, Knock! Who's There? Your neighbor, I found your lost cat! Oh thanks!

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Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

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Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

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Do you know what will hurt? Getting hurt.

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A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

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Q: What did Tommy do when it was time to go to bed? A: Go to bed. Q:What did Tommy do when it was time to wake up? A: Kill him self.

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Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

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What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

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What did the genie say to the frog? Go home.

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What happened to the peanut who went to NYC? Nothing because he was eaten on the plane

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whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

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all ur antijoke are belong to us or i mean we can share, whatever

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What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

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Paul and Steve, Siamese twins attached at the head, come to a fork in the road they are traveling. Paul wants to go left, while Steve wants to go right. They pause for a moment to figure out which direction would be the best choice for the both of them. They decide to go Paul's way, and as they continue to travel in silence, they try to imagine what life as a self-reliant individual would be like.

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If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

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whats the difference between colby and a high schooler? Colby hasn't matured yet

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whats worse than being raped by a random stranger getting raped by your uncle

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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