Hey Tim lets think of a joke

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What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

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Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

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Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

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Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

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What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

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why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

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your goin down...aint no tomorrow...wha bang bang

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What happens when a chemist dies? They are given a proper funeral and buried.

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What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

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But who would want to sell us out and why?

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What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

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CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

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What is the difference between a rabbit and a stick? One lives and one not.

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When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

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What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

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Niall Horan

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haha black people :D

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So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

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Anti Joke

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