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What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

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why didnt the little boy say goodbye to his mom because he got hit by a bus

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Three men walked into a bar the other one ducked. SI

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Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

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Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

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Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

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A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

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What did Frankenstein say to Dracula? Hey, that's a nice cape.

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Dear crush, I want to drink you

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What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

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What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

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Q:: when artificial intelligence takes over the planet, what will become of anti-joke.com? A:: idk, but my cousin's girlfriend and I will get naked together and she will get on top of me and tell me I'm awesome and that my d*ck feels really good inside her. you see by the time AI takes over, the means to create virtual reality experiences will be greatly enhanced.

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So a mouse walks into a bar....the bartender immediatly kills it because he doesn't want another C rating by the sanitation department.

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donald................duck for president

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

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Q: whats white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you A:a fridge

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What's worse? Cleaning a New York bathroom, or getting stabbed. WELL I DON'T GIVE A GOD DAMN!!! They both suck!

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What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

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What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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