roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems i like your boobs

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A dog walked into the forest and saw a whale in a puddle

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watch a i d s left

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

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What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

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What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

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What do friends and trees have in common? They will both fall over after being hit multiple times with an ax.

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What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

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There's two people, one wearing a nice sweater and the other is not. The one without has to walk the dog, so he asks the other guy if he can have his sweater. He says "No but you can wear it."

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What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

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2 + 2 = fish

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

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an amosh person used an electrical appliance

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What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

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Yo momma so fat, she has large amount of fat deposited in her body

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What do you call this? A sentence in English.

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What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

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Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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