Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

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A black guy WALKS out of prison.

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How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

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What bug has eight legs? Not a spider.

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Q. Why didn't the Atheist enter the church? A. Because Atheists do not go to church so he had no reason to enter.

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What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

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Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

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Q: Why is the Universe so big? A: Because it is the same size as my penis.

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how did the bloop cross the road? to get to the other side

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How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

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I was sitting next to a man with jelly in one ear and peanut butter in the other, so I turned to him and said "Are you a trifle deaf?" and he said "No, I'm mentally ill."

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

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roses are black violets are gray im color blind

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I don't know what I've been told I'm a refrigerator

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why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doc, I blacked out last night and have a sore ass." The doctor took some x-rays and informed him he had colon cancer.

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Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go bike riding?

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Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

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Q: How do u make a butcher cry A: Kill its family

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