What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

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Face...the other white meat!

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Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

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() () () () () () () ------ *__________* yo can go %$*# yourself =~~ 0

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A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

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Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

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Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

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pizzano is a tool.

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A Man walks in to a bar and orders a pint of lager, he notices something floating on the top of his drink so he calls over the bartender. "Excuse me, I think there's something in my dr-" The man's sentence was cut short as a man with a gun had just walked into the bar. He killed everyone, there were no survivors.

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what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

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What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Scrotum!

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John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What does it smell like, what does it feel like, do you like it? Yes

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Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

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Halo < COD

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Q: How many pandas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I don't know.

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why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

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what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

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Q: What did the forgetful person say to the other? A:

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Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

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Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

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Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

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