Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

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What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

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3 men- Greg-Allen-And James were on their way back from the bar. When the driver, Greg spun out of control. All of them died Instantly. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told them. " The better you were with Relationships, And loving just one person. The better Transportation you got." He bagan handing things out. " Well, Greg. Looks like you cheated on your most recent Girlfriend... Twice. You get a Bike." Next was Allen " Allen! Shame on you! You have dated 4 women at once! You get a Scooter!" And last was James. " James! You have stayed true to your wife! And all of your other ex- girlfriends. You get a Mustang!" Allen and Greg seen james, Sitting on his car, Upset. "Man! Whats wrong? You have the best thing you could get! I'd be happy!" James looks up and says " Thanks guys, But I just seen my Wife on A skateboard.."

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Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

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A man sees the doctor. "Doctor, if I hit myself on my head, it hurts, if I hit myself on my arm, it hurts, and if I hit myself on my leg, it hurts as well." "The case is clear. You need to f*ing stop hitting yourself!"

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

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What do you call a black man? Black

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what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

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Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

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What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

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What's the worlds best ice cream? Well overall I opinion is that because but I believe down to the but don't forget to mention that chocolate ice cream plays a huge however to flip the argument moreover I find it absurd that on the plus side four sides to tell the truth I wouldn't know to summarize the argument whereas to differ I would my final point is that Chocolate Ice cream is nice.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Trees are brown.

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- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

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Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

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Why did the man murder his wife in cold blood? Because she was alive before he killed her.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead

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Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

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I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

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A man was having problems with his computer, so he called customer service. An Indian man, by the name of Muhammad picked up the phone. This came of no surprise to the man, because Muhammad is the most common name in the world. The man soon found and fixed the problem on his computer and hung up.

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A man with Alzheimers favorite thing to read is the first page of the antijoke book

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some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

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