What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

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N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

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Useful Information: *2+2=5 *4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

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What's the color of an apple? It varies depending on the type of tree and climate the fruit grows in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

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Justin Bieber walks out of a closet.

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[Insert Stereotypical Joke, And Insert Logical Answer Here] Anti - Anti-Joke

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A man asks a young woman at a party if a rag smells like chloroform. She doesn't respond because she's passed out. He takes her to a nearby bedroom, rapes her, and leaves the party promptly. He'll probably victimize many other women with this method.

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A man walks into a bar and approaches a man "Ask me if I'm a tree." "Fine.Are you a tree?" "No."

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Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

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alex h is such a ginger, that her hair downstairs is red.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

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When's the best time to go to the dentist? There is no best time, it is based on personal opinion and depending whether or not you have a conflicting schedule

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Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

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I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

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A man walked into a bar. He was meeting his friends but was 30 minutes early so he went down the road to buy some food. He had recently began dieting after watching a series of lifestyle programs which informed him of the potential risks involved with high cholesterol and blood pressure levels. He purchased a garden salad and a freshly squeezed orange juice, and made it back to the bar in time to meet his friends.

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What's the difference between a Pogo-stick and a Unicorn. A lot actually.

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Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Just open the damn door I forgot my key and I really need to pee

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A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

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A: Ask me if I'm a truck. B: Are you a truck? A: No.

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Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

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