what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the creepy man across the block.

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Why couldn't the dog fetch? It's back legs were useless after it got run over.

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Whats black and gay? Obama

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A white man wakes up in the middle of the night and sees a black burglar trying to steal his hard earned possessions that he slaved many hours for, being a man who enjoyed living a man of luxury and hates people of foreign nature who steal his things said to him. " get out"

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If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

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Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

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Potassium? K.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink.

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

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Why did the blonde walk into the wall? I lied it was nathaniel nugnes

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Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

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"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

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Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

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Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

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roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

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Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

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What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

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There once was a little girl called maddie who had a very earisponaceable daddy, she was taken from her bed and now she is dead and was raped by a Portuguese tranny

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Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

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