Penis in a box.

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? There is no Santa Claus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? A severely beaten and bruised man who was found un conscience and robbed in a dark parking lot behind Dennys at 2 o'clock in the morning.

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What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

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Why couldn't the tractor start? The farmer lost the keys.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Probably not too much considering the socio-economic climate present in the majority of African American communities in our country.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

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MILEY CYRUS: ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME! ME: O GOD CALLED HE SAID YOUR A HOE TO

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Q:What's red and fluffy? A: A blue rock, if blue were red and rocks were fluffy

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I'm a raging homosexual.

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What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

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Why did the blond do so horribly on the SAT's? She was pulled outside halfway through her testing session by the school janitor who molested and murdered her in the bathroom.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at rhyming Refrigerator.

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Q. What does a blonde and beer bottles have in common? A. Nothing. Blonde is a hair color and beer bottles are inanimate objects used to contain various brands of beer.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

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An Irishman and his sheep are locked in a barn together for 3 days. On the 3rd day his wife finally notices that he is gone, and comes looking in the barn for her husband. She liberates him, cooks him dinner, and they both laugh at the bestiality that occurred in the barn. 3 days is indeed a long time for anyone to endure.

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LO AND BEHOLD!

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what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

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what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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whats arrogant, has blonde hair and belongs in the kitchen? Gordon Ramsay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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