- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

How do you make a little girl cry twice? You rub your bloody penis on her teddy bear.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses walk into a bar and sit down at a table. They glare at each other for a moment before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

Q. What language cant you speak A.Sign language

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

Whats worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Noticing the apple is oversized and finding half of a dead baby.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Whats so funny? That kid has down syndrome

Why is wood brown Because wood is brown

Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

A black guy is lying on the floor dead with a knife next to him, what killed him? Multiple bullets sprayed from an uzi being held by a rival gang member....

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

You are so ugly that when u were born, your mom was unable to breast-feed you because she would have to look at your face to do so.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

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