What happened when Sally got hit by a truck? WHO CARES CALL 911!!!!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

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Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Girls soccer

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gate open and chickens typically wonder with no obvious pattern to their movements.

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If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

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why was the old woman angry? fig pudding.

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"Hello?" "Is your refrigerator running??" "Yes..." "Oh. Well then have a nice day."

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why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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A man enters a bar. Two minutes later, a woman leaves a bar. What happened? A man entered a bar and a woman left. What's there to explain?

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Q: What's black and doesn't work? A: My old, broken-down piano.

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who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

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Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

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How do you fit a whale into a truck bed? You can't, whales live in the ocean.

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Q. what sucks A. getting robbed loosing your family and then you die by cancer

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What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

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Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

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How do u know someones running? They leave this????behind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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