- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What colour are blackberries? Purple.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

Why was the boy afraid of the dark? he was blind

Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Sorry, we don't allow horses in here." The horse then leaves.

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

Why didn't Sally make it to school on time? She got savagely beaten and raped.

How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms; knock knock, Who's There? Not Sally.

Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

What's worse than finding ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees

What is it called when you kill a gay man? Homocide

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms or legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped by your uncle

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

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