What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

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A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

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Why did the bear eat a group of children? It was hungry.

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What did the Triceratops get for his birthday? Nothing. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

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Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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What did the young boy say to the adorable kitten? "Aww"

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a ghost walks into a bar and sais BOO! The bartender then yelded AAAAHHH! and died of a hart attack.

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Q: what do you call this?: the boi wuz ridin the scool bus and it crased in a wal. A: grammacally flawed

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no legs. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because its not suppost to be in the tree. Why did susy fall off her bike? Because she was hit by 2 monkeys and a refrigerator!

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A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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Your momma is so fat she has an increased risk or cardiac arrest due to obesity. I ridicule her based on the theory that her morbid obesity is due to the fact that she has a diet consisting of large amounts of calories and high fat content and/or she is known to be very sedentary and does not partake in physical exercise. However, if this increase in body fat content is due to genetics I retract my previous statement and wish only the best for her, also, you might want to lower your calorie intake and visit your local gym, lest you succumb to morbid obesity, much like your mother.

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White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

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Neither have I, nobody knew him.

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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obama is a good president

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What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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