Knock Knock Who's There? You don't know me, but I just hit a car parked on the street outside your house and I believe its yours, we should exchange information

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What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

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What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

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What did Anne Frank do this weekend? Nothing. she died in the holocaust.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

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Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapiens, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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did u hear the one about helen keler neather did she

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You know Hellen Kellers retarded? No shes blind and deaf. Ehhh same thing.

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How do you change your dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

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What's pink and when you press a button it turns red? A baby in a blender. What's pink and when you hit it against the wall sounds metallic? A baby with two forks stuck in its eyes.

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Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

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Whats better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

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what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

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What is worse than Shaq's free throw percentage? The free throw percentages of Reggie Evans, Bo Outlaw, Andris Biedrins, Wilt Chamberlain, Chris Dudley and Ben Wallace.

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Pull my finger ouch..

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Why did he have to die so young? It just isn't fair... In all considerations, the bullet didn't ask to become embedded in his skull either.

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Why was the broom late? Cause he overSWEPT!!! ahahahahahaha!

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What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

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A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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