What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

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What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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I was Writing and i broke my pencil

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tobi packs fudge+parkers gay-sami

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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wake n shake = wake up and masterbate to a picture of drew e mom o.O

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Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

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yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

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Alice, seriously do as I say, I lived with the man for over 16 years, those are not hallucinations, its PTSD, without ritalin he will just go trough that agony for nothing, not coffee not chocolate or any of that, anything that helps his focus. Seriously do not be a bitch Alice, listen to him and do as he says. Its not the first time people think he is having hallucinations when his eyes start moving back and forth like crazy, he is not seeing things, he is experiencing this as if they where real, and just because he can stay in that state for days, does not mean he is meant to go trough that kind of agony because of your ethics or caring or whatever your hesitation might be, the man can go without food for weeks if he has to, but not after you sneak trash like Zopiclone into his system. That was a mistake of yours, make up for it Alice, or ill make you pay.

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Dad: sussy, do you know how you were made? Sussy: No, how? Dad: With this DICK!!

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Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

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What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

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Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

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What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

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yolo your orange looks orange

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what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

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