Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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Why was Timmy crying? because his impaled his dog while in a drunken rage

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A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

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Four rats are smoking in an alley. One rat turns to another and comments, "These are some fine smokes. Where'd ya score these?" The rat holding the pack of Menthols replies, "Off a' Fred." He points to a rotting whale carcass in the road. The other rats are horrified. "How did a whale die in the street?!," they squeak. "He didn't. He died on the beach."

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Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

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roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

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There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

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What do you call a black man with no education? An unfortunate outcome of our meritocratic society.

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Word play, punch-line, joke.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

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what did the doctor say to the woman? I have 3 testicles

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What do you call a boy that fell off a ferry? Extremely unlucky, since one of the other passengers noticed and the captain turned the ferry around, threw him a ladder, and pulled him aboard. Also he died of hepatitis because his mother was too poor to afford condoms, so he was born with it.

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What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

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what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

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What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

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Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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