Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

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Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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Why did the first squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure. Why did Bobby fall off his bike? He was hit by 4 squirrels.

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What happened to the village that got swept by a tsunami? It was destroyed.

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Whats worse than finding a worm guts in your apple? Being raped by a alien with no arms then passed on to his comrades to be raped for the rest of your life.

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What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

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I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

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What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

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I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

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A priest and a prostitute are sitting next to each other on a bus. The priest asks her what she does, and she says "I sell my body to strange men." The priest then explains to her about Christianity, and she gives up her ways and becomes a devout Christian.

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These two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second guy would've noticed it was there.

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

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Why did the black man wear a coat, shirt, pants, and underwear on a rainy day? Because he didn't want to be naked.

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Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

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What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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mommy, mommy, the ice cream man is coming can i have a dollar? sure sweetie. YAY! Goes up to ice cream truck, ice cream man asks what would you like little boy, would you like chocolate, vanilla, str.... Ice cream man steals small boy.

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What's worse than breaking your leg and not being able to walk? Breaking your neck because you will most likely not be able to walk from the high probability of being paralyzed for the rest of your life.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

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Anti Joke

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