Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If Beauty Exits ... The Heck Are You?

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What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

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Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

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What did the cat say to another ? meow

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

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The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

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Grandma walked into the kitchen...

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Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

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A black guy and Hispanic guy jump off the Empire State Building at the EXACT same time. Who dies first? Who cares?!

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What do you call a black man driving a bus? By his name

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? He got many things, because everyone felt bad for him. Someone even brought him into their house so he could have Christmas dinner. On Christmas Day someone gave him fifty dollars to spend on food for his family. Only thing is, he didn't have a family.

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What did lady gaga call her grandpa? papaw razi. even wrote a song about him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

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four nazis are walking towards this jew. as soon as the first nazi came in arms reach of the jew he and his friends started to maliciously hug the jew.......................................and then 20 years later they killed his family.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

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A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

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What do you call a Black pilot? A pilot! What else would you call him, racist!

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Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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