A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

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What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

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Gues what makes me smile Mouth muscles

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what is darker than black?... YOU

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It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

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Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

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What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

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What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

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If life gives you lemons, you shoud be thankful it didn't give you AIDS.

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What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

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Yeah sure, you have "absolutely... ...No... ...Reason..." to... Fucking... use... This... place... at... all... But you seem to be here all the fucking time, what fucking sense does that make? That is not the matter at all fagface! Your fucking goons assaulting me because "I stole one of your aliases?" I was born Nero and will die fucking Nero, not Nerometal, not Nero of Neronism, just Nero your friendly rapist! Yeah Ill give you my fucking social info, so you... and... your... excessive... use... of... this shit... can... send... your ...fucking assholes to finish the job! Listen bitch! I am a writer! And your faggots stabbed off like half of my eyeball! I don't give a damn about this site, I want your fucking assholes to stop seeking me out in person! Hell, give me your social info, so we can "make a fucking settlement" Where I break off your head and shit down your neck!

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angelosnyder is not gay

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Why is the ground wet It rained

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Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

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A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

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Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

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What do Michael Jackson and your family have in common? They're both dead.

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knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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I'm pretty sure you can't throw a fridge...

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Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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