Yo mama is so fat that her belly button reaches the door 15 minutes before she does- by Adam Chebali

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3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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-What's brown and rhymes with snoop? -Dr. Dre

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guy 1: hey, i got a new dog. isn't he cute? guy 2: i just lit him on fire

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How many Jews does it take to fix a gas leak?...

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whats beter than a dead pile of babies? the alive one that has to eat its way out

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Write Your Own It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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My butt!!!!!!!!

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I was visiting my grandad the other day and my phone died, I was really bored, he told me I rely too much on technology I replied with 'no you do' and Unplugged his life support

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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

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Shit!

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What do you get when you cross a cheetah and a zebra? A dead zebra.

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Wade's the father

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- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

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Why must you never cross an elephant with a human being? It is impossible anyway.

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What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

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A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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