What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

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Even better if I am not here in an hour, lets make it two huh?, I was thinking about you, sleep is well, not something I prioritize well enough at all, probably why I am so adrenaline crazy.

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Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

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What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

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Your mom

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kieran is a homosexual

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

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INSULT- You've got a photographic memory, but the lens cap is on. INSULT- Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic INSULT- I heard you were born, your father threw rocks at the stork. From- Insults and Putdowns lite

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What's worse than finding gum stuck on the bottom of your desk? A clown following you around carrying a shotgun and throwing toothbrushes at you.

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A man walks into a bar and says: "ouch!"

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Q) A Christian, slightly disabled but perfectly capable man has a packet of Jaffa Cakes. He strolls casually toward the edge of a cliff, rapidly checking his watch. The man slowly examins the packet before gradually opening the packaging. First the box, then the packet. He quickly throws the jaffa cakes over the edge of the cliff, Why? A) The man doesnt like jaffa cakes

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Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

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What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

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Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

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Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

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In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

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Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

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Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

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Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

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Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

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How did the Joker get away? Because the Batmobile lost a wheel.

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Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

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Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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