Why shouldn't you worry about having a baby? Because with all these jokes, babies aren't even going to be around anymore. "What's funnier than a dead baby?" "A dead baby in a clown costume"

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Wanna hear a joke? Denver Broncos.

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Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

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why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

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What's worse than losing $100 at the racetrack? Losing at Russian Roulette

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Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

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How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

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what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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What's brown and smelly? Poop.

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what is the difference between a black person and a white person there skin

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My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

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Why was there an awkward silence? Because numerous people gathered in a room were not talking.

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Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

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You wanna hear something dirty? A pile of garbage. That's dirty.

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what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

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Why are white people not good at basketball? Because they aren't black.

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How do you upset an Mexican? Kill his entire family.

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Why was a small girl found dead in the town park? Because Sallie was a bitch and deserved to die.

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Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

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What do you all a dead black man? A corpse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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