A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

thumb_up thumb_down -12

A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

thumb_up thumb_down +5

LeBron in the fourth quarter

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Hellen Keller

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

thumb_up thumb_down -7

why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

thumb_up thumb_down +1

why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

thumb_up thumb_down +36

What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

Why was sally crying? she was sad

thumb_up thumb_down -2

why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

thumb_up thumb_down +47

Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

thumb_up thumb_down -32

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

thumb_up thumb_down +46

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

thumb_up thumb_down +34

Justin Bieber hits puberty

thumb_up thumb_down -8

How many ADD teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? Most likely only one. With advances in modern medicine, adolescents are experiencing large improvements in their abilities to focus on things from schoolwork to lightbulb changing!

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops