So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

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Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

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What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

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Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

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Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

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What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

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Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

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What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

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What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

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If yesterday was friday, today is saturday, what day is it tomorrow? sunday

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The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't because he wasn't capable of having emotions after he fell into a coma and died 10 months ago after a severe car crash involving a drunk driver. The believed driver,3 had a blood alcohol of .26 and rear ended 6's car at 60 mph. 3 was uninjured and promptly arrested but....6 wasn't so lucky. The doctors said there was no chance of him coming back and they pulled the plug.He was only 9 days away from his 32nd birthday. The funeral was held shortly after, 7 seemed the most upset and couldn't hold back the tears well enough to make it through the whole service. The family is now forever scarred. In Loving Memory of 6 February 22,1982-February 13,2014 Loving father, Caring husband, Forever in our hearts

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What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

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two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

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What was unprecedented about Roosevelt running for president in 1940? He had polio, he couldn't run!

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Penis!

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What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

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A ginger kid and his 5 friends walk into a bar

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You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

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Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

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Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

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