A lawyer gets admitted to a bar.

A day without sunshine is like night.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

your momma is so dumb.. ... because she was a slacker in high school but then turned her life around and is now a respected member of society

What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies? girl scouts

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

I'm gay.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

Why did people spend $100 on Kanye West's plain white T- shirt? Because it was a good looking T-shirt.

He walked in a bar

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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