How do you scare Chris Ferguson? No one knows, he always has a pokerface on.

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holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? You've already seen this joke at least SIXTY TIMES on this website, so you already know.

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Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy running down a hill? Two good friends enjoying the countryside together.

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Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

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Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

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Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

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Whats white and sticky and falls from the sky? The Cumming of the lord

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a woman came back from a long vacation, one of her male employes noticed that her breast were much larger, "wow, did you get a boob job?" he asked. she replied "no i have breast cancer"

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My son won the lottery. I shot him so I could have the money.

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What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

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Yo momma's so fat that all the children within a close proximity of your home think that your mother is a very large woman.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

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Why do you always find a dead baby in the last place you look? Because once you've found it, you stop looking.

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Why did the man shut up? because he was told to

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There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

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Woman Rights

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what did hulk say when he was mad? im mad

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What did the African Man get in Africa Aids

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Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

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Anti Joke

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