What do you call the black guy with a gun a ski mask on? Tyrone, because thats his name.

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What happened to timmy? He had downsyndrome and walked off a cliff

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

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Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

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"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

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what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" the Eggman and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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What's the difference between a Jew that is half Jewish and a Jew that is fully Jewish? 1/2

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Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

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why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

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why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer..... I'm going to rip the scalp off of your son and where it on my face to a Cherokee Sacrificial Ceremony The other lawyer was actually a lightbulb

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What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

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Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

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What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

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What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

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