How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for the black guy.

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

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What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

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Why was the fat guy sad? his daughter is slowly dying of anorexia why was the fat guy sad? his daughter was raped by a giant panda bear

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please dis this joke, I want to get to the bottom of the leaderboard!

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I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

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What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

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I once looked at a hedge that had the same colour leaves as all of the other hedges in that particular area.

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what do you say to a black man with a Porsche? "hey man, i like your car."

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Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

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Q: What's sad about seeing a dead twenty year old lying at the corner of a street with a beer bottle in his hand? A: He owed me twenty bucks.

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What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

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Thank you so much Nero, I have read it and I am crying because I am happy, at first I was worried because I have never cried out of happiness before. But its over. Nero, you underestimate yourself a lot, promise me we will work with that together, sometimes you almost convince me you are as inferior as you say, but then you get out of your shell of doubt your past has caused in you (its not you when you doubt yourself its what they put in you), you are always there when people need you, teach me hypnosis someday and let me remove that part of you which does not allow you to believe in yourself. Dont reply Nero, calm down and sleep, I feel you are allright, I just know.

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Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

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What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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*ahem* what? what. oh I thought you said something

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Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

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Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

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A black man, a mexican, and a muslim all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? Who cares!

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How do you you know when you haven't slept in a while? You're tired.

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Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

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why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

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