why did the chicken cross the road? no one knows because it got hit by a bus.

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a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

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I walked into a bar and it hurt because it was metal

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You see how lame this is?

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why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

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What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

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A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

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What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue At least that's what I've been told But honestly I've never seen those flowers so I wouldn't know.

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What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

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1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

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Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

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What did the man say to th tiger? Nothing, a tiger is a dangerous and vicious animal. It then ripped him to pieces. Is family mourned after for a very long time till they came to grips with the death of the main income in their family. Aids

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What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

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What's yellow and highly dangerous? Shark-infested banana pudding.

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A marine biologist is captured by a group of violent pirates. After hours of being tortured, the pirates make him walk the plank. As he is pushed on to the plank, they ask him for his one last request. He responds "Kill yourselves." The pirates proceed to stab themselves until they bleed out and the marine biologist is the last man on the boat.

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I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and she called me a pedofile. i told her that was a pretty big word for a 9 year old.

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name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

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Why do penguins wash their clothes in tide? They don't. As artic-dwelling birds, they don't have access TV or magazines and as such, are impervious to influences via commercials and written advertisements. Also, obvious tuxedo jokes aside, they don't really wear clothes.

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Walnut

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Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

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