Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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What's black, white and sings the intro theme song for "Thomas the Tank Engine" while tap-dancing? There probably isn't anything that does that.

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How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

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What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

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Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

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Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

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Q. How do you get a dinosaur off a slide? A. You tell him he hasn't lived for billions of years.

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Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

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Why did the chicken lay an egg? Because she got knocked up.

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What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

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H o m o comes out as homo

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Andrew's a bald wankstain.

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A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

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Fred used to only visit his parents in the hospitals on weekends, because that was his only free time. Now his parents are dead and he has more free time.

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Why did the old man get wet even though he was using an umbrella? Because it didn't save from falling off the bridge.

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Funny names Alec Balls Isaac Balls Dick Hedd Willy lickerr Lydia Stick Gaylord Sugar Fanny Gouger

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Why do Southern guys go to family reunions? To connect with their loved ones, meet any new additions and share old family stories.

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Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

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Whats the difference between a Black man and a White man Skin color and possibly many other things because that is reasonable and normal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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