whats bloop with an m? matthew

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Knock, Knock! Who's There? Your neighbor, I found your lost cat! Oh thanks!

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, And I'm blind.

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when the teacher asked jimmy if he was a girl jimmy felt very scared because his teacher had no mental problems.

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My daughter got a kinder surprise with cool toy today..... i killed her i didnt even want the toy

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Dude 1: Hey, ya see these coins here? Dude 2: ya, what about em'? Dude 1: would you say you see these pretty often? Dude 2: yup... :/ Dude 1: so would you call them COMMON CENTS!?!?!?!?!

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What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

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Q:What did the Black man say to New York? A: Black Out.

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot of his head

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An Irishman walks out of a pub. Just kidding.

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what is big and green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A snooker table

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What did the boy say when be landed in the bottom of the well, nothing he was dead.

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Why did the 14 year old girl have sex? Because she's in love with her boyfriend and that's how she expresses it.

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What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

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What's white, black and tan? The people of planet earth.

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What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

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Mum: Black or white iPod? Her Son: Black Please, it'll run faster.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

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Q. Why did the boy get so fat? A. From playing Pokemon Pearl Edition

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A monkey walks into a bar. Monkeys are always funny.

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Three black men walk into a bar. One of the men, having recently reached sobriety, opts not to commence in the consumption of alcohol. The other two, impressed by his level of restraint, decide to leave the bar and take the initiative to turn their lives around for the better.

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What was the leg less and armless mans favorite type of music? Nubstep

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a light bulb Why? Because they're so darn stupid

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What is useless and over-payed? Our government.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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