Q: What happened to the 16 year old pregnant black woman? A: She gave birth to a baby in 9 months.

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What's brown, liquid and bad for your health in large doses? Did you guess: Coca Cola? Soda? Beer? Pepsi? Wrong. It's beer. Did this Anti-joke sound pretentious? Don't worry, you're not the only one.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? There are certainly innumerable differences, but, in general, humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

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men's rights activists

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A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

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People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

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Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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A dog walks into a saloon and says "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw." The patrons are afraid of the talking dog.

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Should a pole bump an alarm?

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Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

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What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escapes the chamber.

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EVERYBODY THUMB THIS JOKE DOWN

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Why was Sally rolling in the grass? She was on fire.

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how do you make old people hate eachother? put them in a night time psychology class

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knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

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Kid 1: "Want a Hurts Doughnut?" Kid 2: "Umm... sure." Kid 1 opens up a box of freshly baked Hurts doughnut from Hurts Bakery and gives one to kid 2

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whats hard, its not what you think a penis

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How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

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What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

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What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

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