Why can't jesus hold skittles? They'd fall through his hands.

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Midgets are capable of doing an average person's everyday task. Unless they have autism, then they might as well die.

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Whats grosser than a bloody hand? 2 bloody hands.

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

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Q:Why did the man throw his clock out the window A:Because he didn't like his clock

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my friend is gay hes gay

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Facebook...

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

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There was an american man on the way to work.

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what has two legs and bleeds? half a dog

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A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain. Chuck promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense.

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Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

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Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

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how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Since chickens cannot speak, it is difficult to say.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Make some fucking lemonade.

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A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

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knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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