Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

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What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

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Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

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What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

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Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

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Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

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Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

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A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

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If you'd turn to page 43 you will find the homework. Have a good weekend!

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Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

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how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

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There was an Irishman and an Australian who walked into a bar. There was also an American, who didn't. Why didn't the American walk into the bar? He was a midget.

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There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

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A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

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I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

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Like this joke

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poop.........

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

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What happens when you lose your fish? It dies.

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How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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Anti Joke

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