Knock knock Who's there? Oh. I was just making sound effects.

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why is 6 scared of 7? because 7 eight 9

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Shoot it with a high powered gun right between the eyes.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Why did the guy hate the man that said,"I respect you?'' Because the man was Hitler.

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joke under this line wins _________________________

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

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What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

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I love watching pom Get your minds out of the gutter

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Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

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why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

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PENIS

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Atheism

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

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what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

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"New season of Dr.Phil. How does that make you feel?" ANGERY!!!!!

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A man finds a mysterious lamp on the side of the road. He picks it up, rubs it, and sells the lamp at a pawn shop for $10,000. The man paid off his credit card debt and was happy that he did not have to file for bankruptcy.

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Question:Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Answer:Because she had no arms or legs. Question:What did little Susie get for Christmas? Answer: a bike, and cancer Question: what did little Susie get next Christmas? Answer: nothing, she didn't live that long... Knock knock Who's there Not little Susie

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Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

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