Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate flowers and am making fun of them by messing up this originally beautiful poem about those repulsive manisfestations of pure evil.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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Manchester City

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Please don't rape me.

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Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

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knock knock - "who's there" - "i'm a escaped convict who's here to murder you and rob your house" - "Well come in the doors already open"

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What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

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What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

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Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

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A white man walks into a bar. He stabs 4 people and 1 escapes with extremem blood hemorages. his fanily later finds him bleeding on their family car. They take him to the hospital where he is put on life support. Later that night they are told there is nothing the doctors can do and the man slips away in his sleep. Who is to blame? The black guy in prison.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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i hate non minorities!

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What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

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Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

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Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

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roses are green violets are red im shooting heroine into my head

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What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

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What was that pirate movie rated? PG-13

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Q: What kind of punch do vampires drink ? A: None... It's really blood, you should know that by now.

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Anti Joke

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