- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

Your momma's so fat...

Your maternal figure contains so many Triglycerides, her belt size is greater than or equal to the circumference of the Earth.

Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

a man walks into a bar. he orders a single drink, enjoys it, and drives home feeling a bit tipsy, but he was still able to operate his vehicle without an accident or a criminal charge.

What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Q. What's the difference between a Mcdonalds employee and a gynecologist? A. They have different jobs.

what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

Why did the burglar get arrested? For beating an egg

What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

Knock Knock. Did someone outside the front door just say "Knock Knock"?

A White guy invites his Black friends into his house, he says "Make yourself at home." THEY DO

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the car? Get in the car.

What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

how do you make time fly? throw a clock out a window.

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