What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

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i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

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Puns are terrible. I love them.

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Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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A penis walks into a bar..

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat

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Some potential names for Justin Beiber's next album: Headache Wailing and Screaming Eardrum Rapist Anger Half Price Indescribable Out of Print April Fools The Sounds of Hell Torture Ear Basher

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Women's sports.

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mitchell palmer sucks

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I share two rooms with my mother.

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Ron Paul for President!

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where are the maternaty clothing in walmart???? The C section

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Why was the turkey killed? Because this particular turkey lived on a farm and a supermarket was paying the farmer a reasonable price to sell it.

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Whats black, white and dusty? A nuns fan-y because it never gets used

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A depressed gay illegal immigrant walks into a bar and the bartender asks why he's sad. The man replies "I'm the most unwanted man in America."

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Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

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How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

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What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. These are facts. Good day.

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Justin Bieber

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Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

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Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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