Poem Of Love: Each time i see you i feel like i need you and i love you.. i hope you became my girl and live with me cause without you i can't live.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we've got a drink named after you!". The grasshopper turns and says "You've got a drink named Steve?"

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

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What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

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What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? I thought you were dead.

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Your mother is so ugly that I removed her from my friends list on Facebook.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

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What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

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What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

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Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock *Opens Door*

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ring ring,Who is? you'r face.you'r face how?you'r but hole face.

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look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

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What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

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What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

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When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

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An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

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Whats more ugly then seeing a raccoon and a frog f*cking Your mom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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