why did the monkey buy a shoe? to put em on!!!!

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

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Test

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Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

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Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

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how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

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Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

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Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

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What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

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What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

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Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

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What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

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What is green and slow Grass.

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What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

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What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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