Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

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If shoes could talk they'd tell you that they are not willing support your weight & floors are extremely dirty.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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A muslim walks into a gay bar.

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Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

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What do you get when you mix a racoon and a human. A Smoothie

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Massie is a fatass

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Why did the asian driver crash his car? Because he was driving while intoxicated.

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Why did the black man jump off the cliff? Well , you see, this black mans name was yargle, and during his high school years, people always made nicknames for him some of which were fat yargle, yargaryar, and bottomyarg. He thought to himself that wanted revenge, So he killed the entire population of earth. Oh ya, and since he was the last human, wirhout possibility of reproduction, he went to the store and bought a can of soup

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What do you call a guy and two girls are at the bottom of the ocean? A guy and two girls at the bottom of the ocean.

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Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

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a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

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Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technological age we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

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I woke up today

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women's rights

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How many friends did Jeffery have? 0 because he ate them and put them in his fridge.

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Why does Santa Clause not have children? Because he only "comes" once a year

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Anti Joke

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