whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

Politics.

Justin Bieber.

Why was the man reading various news articles on the Internet at 2:21 in the morning? Because at that time he could not sleep. Which meant he tried to find something else to fill his time up with.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

You're a wizard Harry! I am?

What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

Knock knock Who's there? April April who? April fools

My Boyfriend

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

What was Hatsune Miku's last word? bokuwaumaresoshitekizukushosenhitonomanegotodatoshittenaomoutaitsuzukutowanoinochivocaloidtatoesoregakisonkyokuwonazoruomochanarabasoremoiitoketsuinegiwokajirisorawomiageshiruwokobosudakedosoremonakushikizukijinkakusurautanitayorifuanteinakibannomotokaerutokowasudenihaikyominaniwasuresararetatokikokororashikimonogakietebousounohatenimieruowarusekaivocaloid...

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

A man decided to commit suicide. He did.

A russian, a jew, and a black guy are walking down the street. The midget trips and knocks into the jew who in turn knocks into the black guy. It turns out that they all know each other from high school. They ended up going out for lunch and drinks and it actually turned into a great day.

What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

What was Steve Jobs' favorite fruit? Grapes.

Why did the...uhh.... Lamp.

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