Anti-Joke is a silver bullet.

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What's red and invisible? We don't know that it's red.

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What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

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A woman comes at the doctor.

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Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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you just read an anti-joke

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If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.

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why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

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What's 7+7? 14 you dumbass

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only downer about having sex in the dark is........................ when u look out window and guy u thought u were sleeping with waving and laugh

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Amputations.

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What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

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What is black and gray? This rectangle and this text.

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Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

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Once upon a time, there was a Y O U M A D and they all lived happily ever after.

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Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

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Water, please.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a plum? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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how do you kill Lady Gaga? with a gun.

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What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

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Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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