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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

Liars go to hell! -God

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

What do you call an englishman who wakes up in Africa Confused

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

Why was timmy crying? He gave his grandmother AIDs...

Why did Aodhan not come into school? He was sick.

A black guy walks into a shoe store and buys a pair of size 14 shoes. The cashier smiles and says: so is it true what they say about big feet? The black guy laughs for a moment and responds: yeah it's really hard to find socks that fit.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish

If you were a cactus, why?

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He lacked the required muscular, integumentary, and nervous systems required to do so (among other essential bodily systems).

2 tomatoes walk across a road tomato 1 gets hit by a car tomato 2 gets confused, because tomatoes don't have legs and therefore cannot "walk across a road" And furthermore, a tomato does not have a brain, and thus cannot get confused.

Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

What did the lawyer say to the lawyer We are both lawyers

whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

How come Emmet Till never attended college? Because he was brutally murdered.

What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

What do you a black man who isn't flying a plane? Well, that depends on his occupation.

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