Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

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Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

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Q: why did the plane crash? A: because jack daniels equals 7

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Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

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French people

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How much wood could the woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A relatively small amount compared to the amount of trees in the world.

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How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

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Gary Busey walk into a bar. Everyone Ran out noticing the potential danger.

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What flys? A fly

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Why did Dave not hug his wife? Because she looked horrifying from the Iraq war.

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A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

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Okay, yeah red, but you wont ever get to see it because you have gone stale.

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James: They say attitudes are contagious. Bill: How do you know? James: My whole family caught it and they will all die within 2 weeks.

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why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

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What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

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Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

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Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

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Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

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Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

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A man goes to his doctor and his doctor says, "I've got good news and bad news, which do you want first?" The man says, "The good news." The doctor says, "You were supposed to say the bad news, now you've ruined the joke."

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

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