why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

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Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

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Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

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Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

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how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

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What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

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Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

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My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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I think I am done here friend, it always comes to this, it has always been easier for me to repair whatever is wrong with others and get my kicks out of that, as I know I can and will repair everything wrong with myself, but its hard as hell, I mean I never give up, ever. But that does not change the fact that I am broken, and that simply deciding that I am not, is far from enough, its a choice indeed, but its like deciding to constantly walk trough hell, and sometimes that hell is also called living, that too is always a choice, And believe me, I would never quit, I guess that if this hell I struggle trough has so many nice things in it, it just feels like hell at times. I mean the main motivation behind my ability to help others, has always been searching for answers low and high, and when what I have learned trough life helps others, but barely scratches the surface of the armor I am confined within, I lose hope, do you believe that my desire to help humanity grow, derived from my own incompetence at curing myself?

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What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

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What has two legs and graduated from ninja school? Okyrin Sakajuru. He also went on to win two all city titles and roundhouse kick of the day, performed on a wild tiger. As time passes, he stops practicing and becomes a lethargic street criminal. He is eventually captured by local authorities and charged with the robberies and two counts of aggravated assault. Leaving his children behind to the system where they are neglected and depressed about their fathers situation. He makes bail after 3 months and opens a strip club for dwarfs but loses it all after not finding stripper poles that are dwarf friendly.

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Did you hear about Big Chief Running Water? Probably not. Indoor plumbing was invented after Europeans murdered his ancestors.

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

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How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

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Roses are red, pink, white or yellow. Stop stereotyping my arrogant fellow.

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When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

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How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

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What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

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Knock knock Whos there An axe murderer oh sweet come on in.... dinners on the stove and i am here all alone

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If I had a nickel for every time I heard that... I'd most likely have no money as I would spend it all on cocaine.

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What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

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