- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

Did you hear about the cow that could fly? Me either

How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

U ALL LIAK DIK

Why was the little boy's head so big? He had a tumor in his brain.

Boyfriend: Why are you so negative all the time? Girlfriend: I'm not! I'm positive! Boyfriend: No your not your arguing with me right now and you... Narrator: The girl takes the pregnancy test and shoves it in the guys mouth kicks him in the nuts and runs out the door.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chipmunk fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

Roses are red Violets are blue You touch yourself. I do, too.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

Get me a sandwich, bitch

What do you call a homeless person with a dog? An animal lover.

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

What is long and black The unemployment line

What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

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Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

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