why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

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"You know what my motto in life is?" "No" "Oh, that's a shame."

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Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

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Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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Why was the black man sad? Because his wife and children had been killed in a freak car accident while he had been driving.

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What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

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a dinosaur with a large clown hat is walking down the street when he is confronted by an obese monkey human with red hair. I set this up for a good pun, but the one i have is potatoes.

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roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

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Michael Hoffman leaves the gym

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what's harder than dodging bullets? dodging rain

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What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A miracle

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I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

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What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What is the best thing about having sex with twenty-seven year old's? There's twenty of them

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Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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what did hulk say when he was mad? im mad

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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sticks and stones may break my bones but cataracts will prohibit you from eyesight

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how do you starve a black man? hide his food stamps in his work boots.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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Anti Joke

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