What do a Jew and a Vegan have in common? They both won't eat pork products.

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Why do you do when a homeless man asks you for money Scream bicycle and then run

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Pickle

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What's worse than being a Packer Fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... oh, wait....

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2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

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Why are there clocks on stoves? Because it is a convenient way to tell the time.

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( . Y . )

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S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

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A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the European wife. is very disappointed in her night.

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*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

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If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

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What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

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what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

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#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

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what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

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why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

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A grasshopper hops into a bar and orders a drink. "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" exclaims the bartender. "You have a Melanoplus Differentialis?" asks the grasshopper. "Yes."

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What has four legs and starts with the letter D? A cow.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

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wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

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wenis

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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