why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a terrorist.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

so there are 2 muffins in an oven,1 says to the other "holy s**t its hot in here!" and the other says,"omg!its a talking muffin!"

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

fuck you you punkass piece of shit I hope you burn in my uncle's titties and ass rape yourself while screaming "make it stop!'. Then, I hope that you take a titanic needle and shove it up your lower kidney until it tears open and all your bodily fluids spill out into an ocean of shit. Also, I have 73 balls with a ballsack for each ball. So, I have 73 ballsacks.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Through forceful action.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

thumb_up thumb_down +4

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

thumb_up thumb_down +3

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

thumb_up thumb_down

why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? The chain broke.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

knock knock whose there? suck my a s s barf

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Knock knock whos there? Underware Underware who? I underware my friends are

thumb_up thumb_down -10

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

thumb_up thumb_down +37

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops