A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

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What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

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Why did the Mexican put away the Marijuana? Because he was a Police Officer

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Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

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What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

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Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

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Why did the bartender cry when a construction worker ordered a Jack and Coke? His son Jack had run away five years ago to sell cocaine; his father hadn't seen him since.

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Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

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A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

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what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? That boy that dropped a perfectly good ice cream cone from a road accident involving a bus due to lack of road safety awareness Oh yeah, and I guess the fact that he probably died or was injured for life is pretty bad too

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A fat man walked into a hot dog.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

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Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

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Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

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A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

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Phoebe: Joey, it's a birthday party. Joey: Yeah, but for a one year old. What's the point? The other day, she laughed for like an hour at a cup. Just a cup with a picture of Elmo on it dressed as a farmer. And he's standing next to this cow. And the cow says...."Elmoooo!" Joey: *starts to laugh* Yeah...that's a funny cup.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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