why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The last time I saw your mom I made you

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who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? James and austin!!!!

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What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

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How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

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An American, an Irish man, a Chinese man and a Black man walk in to a Bar, the Bartender takes their order

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What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

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how many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb? One, a Mexican can fix any thing.

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What is brown and sticky? A chocolate ice cream made with too much margarine and not enough of the ice mixture used to make Mr Whippy

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What was Helen Keller's favorite activity? fingering herself...

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When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

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Why cant madeleine mccann play ps3? ive only got an xbox

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

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Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

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A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

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''Hey, this is absolutely true. There's an organization now called 'Draft Dick Cheney for President, 2012.' Yeah. Good luck with that. They tried to draft Dick Cheney five times during Vietnam. That didn't work.

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an irishman gets on facebook...he has 7 friend request

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where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

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What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

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How do you drown a blonde? From her infancy, instill in her a dread of the water. Keep her away from baths and showers, protect her from pools, and as the child grows, regale her nightly with terrible stories about the cruelty of the sea. When she has matured past 18, take her out to the middle of a lake on a boat and push her in.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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