Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

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Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z which one does not belong answer: none

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A man walks into a bar.

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So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

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How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

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How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

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Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

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Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

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Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

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Q: What is the difference between a Ginger and a shoe? A: A shoe has a sole

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I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

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Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

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How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

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What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

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Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

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Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

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what did batman Say to robin before they got into the car? get in the car

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Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

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Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

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The song Friday Rules!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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