- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!"

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To achieve his goal on the other side of the road. Being a chicken he is not aware of the arm a fast traveling motor vehicle can bring to him.

What does Chuck Noris have under his beard? A chin

A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because dead people cannot go to balls.

What ruined the little boy's day? He drowned.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

Hear the one about the giraffe and the clown? Yes.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, a poor african child probably has nothing and is starving to death while you and Chuck debate on how to spend your five dollars.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

God. God.

What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

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