What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

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A dad is very proud of his son for just having graduated preschool. he tells him son, ill get you anything you want. he says i want a pink pingpong ball. the dad is confused but he does it anyway. the next year, he graduates kindergarten. the dad asks the same question. the son this time says i want 10 pink pingpong balls. so the dad, very confused, does it. 5 years later, he graduates elementary school. this time he says 100 pink pingpong balls. high school the dad says cmon your going to college ANYTHING! A CAR? A HOUSE? no i want 1,000 pink pingpong balls. the kid then goes to college and 4 years later and majors in african relief. the dad is very proud but he says. lemme guess? 10,000 pink ping pong balls? YEP. the kid goes to africa to help out because he's a good person. he then meets his wife helping out there also. they get married and the dad flies out to africa to see the wedding. he then knows that he needs 100,000 pink pingpong balls shipped in. the dad goes back to the US and 9 months later finds out that he is a grandfather. he ships 1,000,000 pink ping pong balls into africa. a few years later he finds out that his son contracted a rare african disease and is going to die very soon. now the father is deeply in debt from all the ping pong balls, so his community helps him raise money to go to africa. he meets his son on his death bed. and they talk for a long time. the dad finally says. yknow son i really need to ask you, why did you ask for all those ping pong balls? the son says: "Well dad, I--" and then he dies

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Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

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Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

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: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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Yo momma so fat she's obese.

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how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

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why do women rip you off? Because they like money

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How do you get a plumber to cry? Kill his family

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SIMPLE EQUATION: John has 32 chocolate bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because that's where all of the other chickens are.

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Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

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What Happends When Sawdust Gets in your mouth You poop logs

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What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

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A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

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Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

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feminists.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

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Why was the clown murdered? Because it laughed at my cousin so he ran right into the icicle 10 times to the heart

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Chikin nuggets

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Anti Joke

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