Why did the chicken croos the road? He was battling severe depression at the time. His alcoholism was tearing his family apart, he was declining in job performance and his boss threatened to fire him several times. I guess at that point he just decided to end it all. It was horribly tragic, policemen knocking on the door of his wife's chicken roost and informing her of the bad news. As soon as she heard, she rushed to the scene, only to see his mangled body spread across the street, intestines falling out. They held a closed casket funeral. Formal, all black. It was raining by the time the casket was brought to the cemetery to be buried. She hasn't stopped crying since. His children ask her, where's dad, but all she can do is weep. Suicide is bad, kids

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

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trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

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A Fairly ghetto African-American male and a Korean Merchant pass each other on the streets of L.A. two weeks after the Rodney King riots, what happens? The merchant nods his head to say hello to the African-American and the African-American male does the same and they both live out sucessful lives. By the way the African-American just got accepted to Harvard on a scholarship program.

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What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

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Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

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DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

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haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

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what do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? -a seagull

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A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

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What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

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whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

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Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

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Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

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What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

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Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

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A Mexican walked into a bar. He never came back out.

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How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

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2 + 2 = 4

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