Is J.P. dumb? Yes

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A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

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Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

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So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

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What happened to the black man when he was eating a Tootsie Roll? He ate the entire thing but was still hungry due to the empty calories.

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Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

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Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

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Why was the black man sad? Because his wife and children had been killed in a freak car accident while he had been driving.

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What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.

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Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

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why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

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An Asian walks out of the library.

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There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

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A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

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A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

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y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

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Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

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Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

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10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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a black man and a squirrel get hit on two different roads what's the difference? well for starters theyre two different species. a squirrel is much smaller than a human and has his own mark on society. the man will be missed dearly by his family and if the impact with the car wasnt bad, he may have a chance to make it out alive at the hospital. the squirrel however is not so lucky. it will be left to die on the street or would have died on impact already with sadly no squirrel hospital to tend to it.

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Why are all black people fast? because all the slow ones are in jail.

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How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

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Worst joke ever

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