Why did Hanna fall of the swing She had no arms or legs Knock knock Whose there Not Hanna Haha

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "It sure is hot in here." The other muffin says "Holy shit a talking muffin

Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

How do you give Salley enough energy swim against the river current? Add your own electric current.

Yo mamas so fat, that I need a new pair of sunglasses.

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

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Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender, a known drug smuggler for the Mexican Cartel fires three shotgun rounds. As the bartender reloads Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks first the shotgun out of the man's hands followed by three very quick blows to the head. The bartender goes down unconscious and he is arrested. Though the program is no longer produced, Walker Texas Ranger was a somewhat enjoyable, although poorly written and low budgeted made for television action crime drama series produced from April 21, 1993 to May 19, 2001.

Why is Jem no longer a cartoon? Because they all died from toxic hairspray.

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

Two gorillas walked into a bar and it hurt

Why didn't the chicken cross tithe road Because it was a motorway

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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