Why was johny late to school? He died

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Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage..

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Two hillbillies are sitting in a van. It's friday and one of them suggests they should play a game of 20 Questions. The other one agrees. The first hillbilly thinks of the word 'donkey dick'. - Is it something you can eat? the second hillbilly asks. - Yes, the first one replies. - Is it a donkey dick? - Yes.

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Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

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whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

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Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the dog that was chasing it.

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Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

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what smells like tuna? my underwear

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What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

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What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

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Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

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What do you call a girl with 1 eye and 3 arms... Chernobyl.

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Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

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whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

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Bob Saget

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A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

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A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

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How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

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Why is the little boy sad? His parents died in a car crash.

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