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What do you call an old widow with 12 cats? Forever alone.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

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what did your mom say when she did crack? i am so f***ed up its not even funny, i mean, i literally screwed the racoon in our back yard. i certainly remember a lot of drugs and alcohol. i am pretty sure i raped your friend, billy. I also went all lezbo on your girlfriend. i murdered your brother. he was telling me to stop, so i lit him on fire and made him eat cigarettes. the very abusive mother was then charged with murder, rape, possesion of illegal drugs, assault and several other charges involving that one crazy night. refrigerator.

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What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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What did the cannibal order at McDonalds? Big Mac, extra pickle, hold the mayo.

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What is it called when you kill a gay man? Homocide

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your mother is so lesbian

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Chuck Norris.

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

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2 Penises

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roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

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Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

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Why couldn't the guy find his pants? Because his girlfriend stole them last night

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I enjoy the fact that the jokes I post that do not make me laugh, are the ones that get zero thumbs, while those that at least make me smile, get at least a couple, I admit thought that its hard to keep track with me, I type jokes so fast that they disappear in the back before people can thumb them... Have you heard... Of the dog that was barking up the wrong three? The three said: Damn dog! I am not a tree! The dog kept barking, as dogs do not speak. Moral: Numbers speak fluently in most languages though...

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Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

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What do you call a black man holding a pistol? A black man holding a pistol

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My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

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a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

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Knock knock. *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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