Pandas Everywhere!!!

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How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

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How do you fit three gay men on a stool? You don't, that would be very uncomfortable.

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why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

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Justin Beiber sings. people don't listen.

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What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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What's the difference between a pair of slippers and a pair of dead babies? Essentially nothing.

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What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

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What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

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At home, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 10 mins, it's 3:30. At school, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 20 mins, it's 3:40 and schools been finished for ten minutes.

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Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

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People Order Our Patties

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How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

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Why did the leper go back into the shower? he missed a spot.

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I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

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Mogok Papiti.

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What did the man say to the other man? You smell nice today.

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What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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