How do you fit 10 dead babies in a bowl? A blender How do you get them out? Chips

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Why can't so many guys get it up? Because erectile dysfunction affects 30 million men nationwide.

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a gay couple walks into a bar and get a drink

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Bra*don Che*ey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

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Miscarriages.

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A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

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Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

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What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

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how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

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A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? Me :'(

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George: I see you got a haircut. Jim: No, I got them all cut.

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How do you get an Irishman out of a bar? You politely ask him to leave.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms, legs, and an eyepatch A: Names

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Why did the moogle cross the road? Kupo kupo kupopo!

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