Q: a blonde, a brunette, and redhead jump off a cliff, which one hits the ground first? A: Most likely the one that weighs more

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

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whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

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:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

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How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

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Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? What? No? I'm here to inform you that your child won't be coming out of that coma, I'm sorry.

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What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

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the WNBA

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Adam Sandler.

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what do you call a top thats spining? A spinning top

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What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

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Why did someone see a penguin walking in the desert? They were dreaming, because Penguins waddle and live in the Arctic.

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Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

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Asians...

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Whats 89 x 67? Sponge. Whats 10 + 9? 19 Whats 9 + 10? 21!

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what does hi = good by cause person doesn't like you.

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The police, we have several warrants for your arrest.

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What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

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What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

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Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

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A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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