Why did the man with brain cancer die? He drove his Segway off a cliff.

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Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

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What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We don't know if he even did, how would we know why? There were no cameras at the intersection he crossed at. Therefor the question is unanswerable. Unless the chicken admits to it........ ........ Chickens can't talk.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

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Your momma's so fat: She's willing to risk kidney damage and embarrassing flatulence by undertaking the atkins diet.

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What does Obama and Darth Vader Have in Common? Nothing. Darth Vader is not a real person and thus cannot be compared to the president of the UNited States.

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If you rape a prostitute is it shop lifting?

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Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

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so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

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When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

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knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

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a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

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Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

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O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

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Knock knock Whos there? FUS ROH DAH

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Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

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There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

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What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they're both dead.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second and says "it sure is getting hot in here!". The second muffin looks over and responds "this makes no sense - we shouldn't be capable of speech, let alone self-awareness." "We probably should try to get out of here, though."

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A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

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