What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

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I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

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what can't you see but stalks you all day and night? ME!!!

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Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

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Knock Knock. Who'se there? It's Dave. Dave who? Um, you invited me over here. Open the damn door.

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knock knock!? . . No.

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Why did the lightbulb cross the road? It must have had an external force acting upon it. Lightbulbs are inanimate objects and cannot make decisions or move voluntarily. Someone must have thrown it. It broke. Someone should clean it up.

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Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

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Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A salad, hes on a diet

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What is both bold and brash? Fox

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Why was timmy crying? He gave his grandmother AIDs...

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What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing, they had just met and both were very shy.

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

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A white man, a black man, and a Hispanic man are in car, who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

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why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

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I like Pi. It can make circles.

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This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

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What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

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Penis

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What is the difference between a duck? one of its legs is both the same.

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1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

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Pop Fiction last words. guess who edition: "Okay okay you win again Batman! Ahahaha hohohoho hehehehe! Wanna hear a new jo... Eh... what are you doing with that gun?" "Why did I not just take a step or two to the side during the five hours and over thirty episodes he kept charging that Kamehameha?" "Bah I cannot die as long as my ego is full! Are these really the ratings on my latest game? H0moerotic? Childish? A sociopath? Oh man..." Moral: Your red thumbs cannot hurt me! Im the moralmanBitch! HOAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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