How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

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what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

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There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

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what is small and is not fair Mitt Romneys tax rate

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Look at that bitches asss!!

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How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

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i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

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Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

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Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweat and so are you

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knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

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What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

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I used to work at a chemical plant manufacturing hydrochloric acid. I couldn't handle it. One day a container exploded and I got severe chemical burns on my face. The scarring is awful. It has ruined my life.

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Why couldn't Kelly finish her test? She spontaneously combusted.

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Two men walk into a bar...They are traveling together for a convention and like pub type bars and are excited to be there.

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Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

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What did Hitler say to the Jew? I don't know, I don't speak German.

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Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

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Jehovas Witnesses: Summer vacation edition reality show: BItch: Do you know Jesus? Guy: Goddammit you A*Beep*SSHOLES again! I keep telling you all this is m0thertrucking Spain, I know like 500 Jesus`s living in this town alone! *slams door* Moral: Everybody knows at least something about the goddamn Jesus! Ill try asking "Is he the guy that lives downstairs?" Next time and see what happens.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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