Why was the asian boy get straight A's? He paid attention during class, took good notes, studied at home, and had a personal drive that lead him to be a good student.

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this is just a tribute to the greatest anti-joke ever told as I can't quite remember how it went, but you gotta beleive me, you just had to be there, it's a matter of opinion.

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Why did Billy Bob kidnap Jamal? Because he finds the African American community fascinating and is unable to start up a regular conversation due to the over-amplified stereotype that rednecks usually kidnap and/or kill black people. Therefore, kidnapping Jamal was necessary so that he could have a conversation with him about his heritage and background.

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James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

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how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Because he felt like it okay!!! Just let him be!!!

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

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What doesn't kill you and doesn't make you stronger? Aids

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women's rights.

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i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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yo mamma is so fat when people look at her they say "you're fat"

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Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

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Whats worse than getting punched in the balls? Getting punched in the balls twice.

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Why was there an awkward silence? Because numerous people gathered in a room were not talking.

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Why did the blond do so horribly on the SAT's? She was pulled outside halfway through her testing session by the school janitor who molested and murdered her in the bathroom.

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Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She compiled and saw the error of her ways.

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Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

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Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

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Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

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What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer..... I'm going to rip the scalp off of your son and where it on my face to a Cherokee Sacrificial Ceremony The other lawyer was actually a lightbulb

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