Woman: If you were my husband, I've give you poisoned wine. Winston Churchill: Madame, if you were my wife, I would hope we could have enough love to attempt marriage counseling so as to work out these issues.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? 2 Survived.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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What do you call a something with no limbs? a snake

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Your mom is not fat!

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A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

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I will create more jobs for americans

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

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whats black white and red all over an abused child

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there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

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Q: whats worse that sucking at piano A: the world blowing up

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A man walked into a bar 2 hours later he died from drinking and driving

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vn[oiaehsobv[khpogjglprljffknfsiphgeknkldfekageriyreojgyperogerpojregkeporg? cuase u stupid and this stupid joke is to

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Whats funnier then a dead baby a dead baby dressed as a clown

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

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womens rights.

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Roses are red, foxes are clever, I like your butt, let me touch it forever!

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Why was the priest lying still? Because his son shot him

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If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

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what happens when a white guy goes to harlem he gets robbed by 5 to 10 black men

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How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

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Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

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Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

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Anti Joke

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