whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

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Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

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what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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Three men are sitting in a tub. One of them says "Toss me the soap." The second one says "Toss me the shampoo." The third one says "Toss me the toaster."

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Why is my room black and white? Because your in a black and white movie.

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Three men walk into a bar, they are promptly served and then they go home. Later that evening the bartender closes the bar and goes upstairs to his apartment where he is struggling with his debt... Business hasn't been as good these days.

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Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

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What has an orange t shirt A dick I lied about the shirt

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an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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Why did the little girl cry? Because she had just witnessed the slaughter of her entire family and friends in front of her eye, leaving her not only peerless and alone, but also with the mental scars which come with witnessing such a harrowing ordeal.

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If two blondes had a kid it would probably be a blonde because two recessive chromosomes have a higher chance of showing than one dominant gene.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs ? Same place you left it ...

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What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

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What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

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what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

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A man walks into a party, walks over to the snack stand, and is surprised to find that there is no punch line.

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Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

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YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED FOR JOY........she didn't get stuck because there's nothing to get stuck in.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

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