What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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When life gives you lemons, you realise that life isn't a physical object and therefore you have problems. Have a nice day.

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why couldn't the little girl play on the swing? Matty Russel was chasing her

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

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My dog has no nose! Then how does he smell? Terrible!

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color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

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Charlie Sheen walks into a bar... Every morning, and stays until it closes... [credit gilbert gottfried]

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On a plane directed to Buffalo there are: an italian, a french and a greek. They all go there for tourism

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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guess what>? your mum lol

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

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A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

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Now that I'm of age to go clubbing, I feel sorry for the seals.

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What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

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If one train goes east at 30mph and another train goes south at 53mph, how many pancakes does it take to make a mattress? 7 because peanut butter can't climb trees.

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Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

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how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

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Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get away from KFC, which was directly behind him.

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What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

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what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

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how do you make a orange juice. get orange juice and pour it in a cup.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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