Allie said yesssssssss!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

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Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

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If life throws you melons, either catch them or get out of he way to avoid injury.

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mikey is cute

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What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

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A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

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One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

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What's the difference between a cheeseburger and a dead baby............I don't j!zz on the cheeseburger before I eat it.

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A: "Knock knock." B: "Who's there?" A: "John Doe." B: "John Doe who?" A: "..."

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

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well it rained all night the day i left, the weather it was dry, i can't remember the words but susana don't you cry oh susana don't you cry for me for i come from alabama with a banjo on my knee oh

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't reply because horses don't speak. However, he is confused and scared by the unfamiliar surroundings. Trying to escape, the horse breaks his leg. The horse must be put down.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like trains (:

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Knock knock. Whos there? Death. You will die in the next 12 hours from terminal cancer.

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You

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Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

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Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

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Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to a chicken

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Anti Joke

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