What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

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I'm not here.

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look this kid up on facebook and spam him!! its funny, Josh Noonan, also his cell number is 603 560 3399....

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My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

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What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

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Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is your birthday So happy birthday

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

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What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

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a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

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How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

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What is white and cannot jump? A refridgerator.

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Why are you a chicken? Because I say cock-a-doodle doo

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

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Take off your shoes.

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why didn't the food in your microwave warm up ? because you didn't press start.

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A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

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why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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