What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

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what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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A man walks into a sofa. BANG

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What's worse than being raped? Not a whole lot-- rape is a very serious mental and emotional strain that will stick with a person for the remainder of their life.

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

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Two cannibals were eating a clown. Good.

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What's white and cant jump? A Fridge

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Do the Helen Keller... become mute, deaf, and blind.

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Why did the woman buy peanut butter and a puppy? Her husband just died. She was trying to fill the void in her soul with junk food and companionship.

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Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

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Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

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knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

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Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

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do you like walffles?Yes I like walffles!

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space is fun

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What is James Miller's real name? James Miller.

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Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

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Hey man. what? squidbillies.

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Miškinis gerai prikolina.

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Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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