Q: Why did the girl fall off the swing? R: Because she had no arms.

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A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

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What did the innocent little girl get for Christmas? Lymphoma.

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What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

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Your mother is so stupid that she has an IQ score that is much lower than the average person.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

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Knock Knock there's a doorbell

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Why did Alice fail Maths? Because everybody else was Asian.

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Why couldn't Mike answer the phone on time? On his way to the phone he was shot and killed.

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Knock, Knock Who's There

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A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one you care bout so why did u say who's there?

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A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

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What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

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jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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Two guys are on a bridge. One commits suicide, the other one is called John.

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Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

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Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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