How do you get a black man to use a condom? You explain to him all the benefits of safe sex.

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How do you get a black man to run? Ask him how his day has been, catch up on some memories of your time at school together, then challenge him to a foot race.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

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womans having rights.

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Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

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What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

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"I see!" said the blind man, as he picked up a saw and hammer.

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HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

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Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

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What does an unemployed black man and a mexican have in common? They both like to shop at forman mills because they have reasonably priced clothing items.

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What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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It's Christmas Eve and your entire family is gone for 12 hours to by you presents. What will you do while there gone? By the time you figured out what you will do you will hear a knock at your door. It's the police they are here to tell you your entire family was murdered during a shooting at the mall. The sad part is you will not receive your NEW Beats, your Xbox 1, or your make up.

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ollie is a fag so are you

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why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

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Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

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Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

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There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

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Chuck Norris.

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why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

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Anti Joke

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