- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

what does the NAACP stand for? Now Apes Are Called People.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

Why are elephants big, grey and wrinkled? Beacause if they where small, white and smooth, they would be an aspirin!!!

a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

in soviet russia, cow milks you

what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

don't look behind you

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

What's the answer to all your problems The answer

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

What did the French-Italian couple name their child? Angelo Pierre Smith, giving tribute to the father's uncle Angelo, and the mother's great-grandfather, Pierre.

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