Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

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whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

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Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

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How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

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I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

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just in time?

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Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

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What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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A man walks into a bar with an MP5 and proceeds to fire thirteen bullets into a crowd of people, several unarmed bystanders attempt to disarm the gunman but they are promptly ordered to stay back or they too would be fired on, a witness reports gunfire coming from down the street to local emergency services and they arrive quickly, organising a perimeter around the bar, county sherriffs decide it would be safest to wait for a swat team, as reports indicated the gunman may have hostages, however the gunfire appears to have ceased an noone has entered or exited the building since police arrived on scene. As SWAT arrives on scene and media helicopters circle above, a person emerges from the bar and the gunman appears behind him, he shoots and kills the hostage and then turns the gun on himself, the death toll reached sixteen including the gunman and as many as fourteen people were injured. there was no clear motive to the massacre, but a search of his appartment indicated he was tired of one-liners on typical joke sites and felt his wife's betrayal with his best friend was too much to bare and he simply snapped after losing his job in the current economic situation.

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How do you teach a black guy to swim? You sign him up for swimming lessons.

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What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

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Q: What do you get when you cross a rare breed of penguin with a horse. A: Well to be fair, turtles have shells

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what do mexicans like most. icecubes

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69

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oh hey.

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Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

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What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

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Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

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Me: Want to hear a funny joke? Person: What? Me: Women's Right.

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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