- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

If one train goes east at 30mph and another train goes south at 53mph, how many pancakes does it take to make a mattress? 7 because peanut butter can't climb trees.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

How do you stop the neighbors kids from jumping the fence into your property? Molest them.

What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

Lil Wayne's rapping career

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

im gunna build a lego house what shud i make it out of

Chuck Norris has appeared in several action films.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

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