- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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Roses are red Violets are purple I just got raped by a clown

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

What does a person and a tree have in common? You can knock them down if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

A Squirrel jumps into a bar, lands on one of the empty tables and begins eating the Peanuts out of a bowl. The bartender thinks to himself "I really should close that window to keep the Squirrels out..."

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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