- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

A plane crashed in the border of mexico and USA. Where do you bury the survivors? tell me in the thing bellow

What is the best place to get watermelons and fried chicken? A Watermelon grove and a popeyes and/or KFC

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

If you can't read this, you should think about optical enhancement surgery. If you can, however, you just wasted 5 seconds of your life doing so.

What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

Why was Sally rolling in the grass? She was on fire.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

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