What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

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What does a cat sound like when it's being raped by a human? MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!

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Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

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What is the difference between a snail and whale? A loaf of bread

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

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96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

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What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

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Why was the boy rolling down the hill? Cause he's stupid

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How do you get 100 people in one car. You can't.

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Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

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A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

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Your mama's so fat.... I ran around her twice, And got lost

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Why did the hobo get hit by a bus? He wanted to kill himself.

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Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Want to hear it again?

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Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

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whats the difference between sand and period blood? You cannot gargle sand.

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What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

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Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

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What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

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What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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