*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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Why was the Mexican in pain? Someone hit him with a frying pan 5 times across the face.

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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How do you get girls to watch a crappy movie? Tell them Taylor Lautner is in it.

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Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

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If you have read this its to late. You have already read this. Im am very sorry.

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One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires. The blonde got angry and called the cops, who proceeded to come and arrest him.

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A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

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VAL SUCKS

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mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

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A man walked into a bar with his friend. He drinks a certain amount of beers, and has his friend safely drive him home.

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

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Whats white? A fridge

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

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three retards, a Jew, 4 Mexicans, and an Eskimo go to the grocery store. Windex is on sale. The Jew bought artichokes.

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LOOP IN ARE FOR TOYUIL!!!!! HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!! MOY SAY UHJIN LAK WAQUI SAMPA!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL IT IS SO FUNNY TO JOKE ABOUT!

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

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A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

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What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

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What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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