I see said the blind man, to his deaf wife, as the cripple ran by.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

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What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

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Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

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What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

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What kind of "room" can you not enter? One with a locked door.

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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

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Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

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Why did the black man jump off the cliff? Well , you see, this black mans name was yargle, and during his high school years, people always made nicknames for him some of which were fat yargle, yargaryar, and bottomyarg. He thought to himself that wanted revenge, So he killed the entire population of earth. Oh ya, and since he was the last human, wirhout possibility of reproduction, he went to the store and bought a can of soup

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Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

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How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

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How do you know when a Frenchman has been near your house? You don't, really, unless you were there to see him or if one of your neighbours saw him. I wouldn't worry about it, really.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

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What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

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There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

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What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

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What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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