Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

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Why do Native Americans own Casinos? Because it's a very profitable business situation.

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if any1 wants contact with me, nina, call me on my cell at 879-555-0934 im looking for a short, chubby man with a hungering taste of mexican taste

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what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

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say yes will u remember me in a year?yes will u remember me in a month? yes will u remember me in a week?yes will u remember me in a minute?yes will u remember me in a second?yes knock knock whos there u said u will remember me u dick

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

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How do prevent a black man from robbing your house? Lock you doors and perhaps get an up-to-date security system.

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if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

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Why did the boy cry? Because his mother died of a heart attack.

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Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

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There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

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poop.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

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How does the black, high school kid get his new clothes, IPod and nikes? By working at his family-owned convenient store with his father and grandfather every night after school, but not until his homework is done.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a disease, it's called cancer.

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

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What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

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what do you call your cousin drew? drouchebag

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A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

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How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

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husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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