What can you conclude about a black man in a mercedes? He has crack and car insurance.

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Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

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What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

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Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob Who? Bob the human.........

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What was Helen Keller book called Bsnshsiengwkaisg

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I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

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A chicken crossed the road.

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Q: How does Lady Gaga like her meat? A: Exactly what her preference is.

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What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

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What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

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Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Actually, violets are violet

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why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing set? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

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Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

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How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

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your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

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Hi, this is luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

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What I have learned about the Japanese studying video games and anime (read below for more, better studies): Student at school: USING PENN TO TYPU! USING PEN TO TYPU! Teacher: No Susaki San! You must onry yell the name of attakus! You suspension get! Student: JOSH! I CHARRENGE YOU TO MORTAR KOMBAT! Teacher: KAAAAAAAAMEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEE! Student: FINAL FRAAAAAAASH! Student and teacher: Locked into energy wave combat for several hours. Teacher: Puh... Lets rather settle this with a round of Shaolin Soccer... Student: VICTOLY! Me: Well I saw a disturbing lot of Japanese people cosplay dressed as zangief... Skinny guys with fake chesthair and red hair that kept posing with their (nonexistent) muscles and yelling RED CYCRONE! Wanting me to take pictures of them... And Japanese lolitas, and blonde girls called Ganguro... Weirdest trip ever... They also kept Looking at Emanuel my (black) friend, and assumed he was my servant... Conclusion: My real trip to Japan was not so different from my above example as one might think...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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