Why did the baby fall off the swing? It had no arms or legs. Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in the face.

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Extremely vulnerable to predacious animals such as Brown Bears and Grey Herons

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Q: Why did the Klansman go up to acclaimed rapper and television star, Flavor Flav, and say "Do you know what time it is, boy?" A: Because his trademark "bling" seems to be an actual functioning time piece. Q2: Why did that same Klansmen brutally murder Flavor Flav after he learned it was 5:46 in the pm? A2: Becasue Flavor Flav is black and that's kinda what you're expected to do in the Klan...

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What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

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-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

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Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

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How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

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I told you it would happen

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women's rights

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What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

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your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

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How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

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Person One: Three bears are eating tacos, seventeen bears are making margaritas, how many bears are going to the supermarket to get overly prices expired two percent milk? Person Two: ...Who gives a shit!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!!!? Person One: No! That is incorrect!..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................its 16

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What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

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What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

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A Girl Who was very close to er grandmother got a text from her mom who was very new to texting, she thought lol meant "Lots Of Love" wel it turns out the Girl's Grandmother Passed away Sunday Morning And the Mom sent the text to the girl saying " Your Grandmother Got hit by a truck and died lol" the Girl Killed Herself that night becasue Of her mom, LESSON LEARNED< LEARN HOW TO TEXT.

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What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

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knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

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What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

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Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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