- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

(Insert short question here) (Insert long semi-irrelevant answer here)

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms Why did Susie drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere Knock Knock "Whos There?" Not Susie

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

A man walks into the doctor's office and says, "Doc, every time I drink coffee, my eye hurts". The Doctor then tells him, "You have an infection called conjunctivitis, also known as pinkeye"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

Q: what do you call a muslim driving a plane? I don't know A: 9/11

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

how do you kill a jew? inject him/her with gratuitous amounts of cyanide until they cease to have brain function and a pulse.

Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? Nothing. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said objects are, are in no way capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

How do you annoy a farmer? Shoot his wife.

What happen to the guy who didn't breathe A. He died

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

Students, please find the surface integral.

All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

Why did it take so long for the baby's to paint my wall? I didn't throw them hard enough.

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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