Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

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Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

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Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

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nicky finds it really hard to get it up.

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What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

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If the opposite of Pro is Con, whats the opposite of progress?

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

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What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

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Q: Do you know what Lady Gaga make for his birthday? A: A party

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what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he can't fly

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Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

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A 36 year old Canadian woman.

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Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

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sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

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good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

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Why was the man so hungry? Because he hadn't eaten in days.

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Why was the asian boy made fun of in the locker room? Because of the nipple piercing he had.

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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A baby seal walks into a club. :|

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Me:I talk to myself to much. Me:Same

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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