- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

What do caterpillars fear most? Death.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped by your uncle

What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

Whats worse then being raped? Nothing it will ruin your life.

Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

Roses are red. Violets are blue. This poem sucks. I like math!

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

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