Why was the man called Big Larry? His name was Larry and he was morbidly obese.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

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What does a black man do in the bathroom? He Dookies on bobby

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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Obamacare!

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how do you stop a train? you cant..

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Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2.

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What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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A little boy came runing to his mum' mummy...can a little girl have ababy? Mom reply no...so, the boy ran out and told his frnd 'we can play naked again'.,

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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knock knock who's there ? dogs dogs who? phone

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Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

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Meh, I dont want it anymore! You can have it.

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Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

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How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

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Whats from Hattersley? Someone who lives in Hattersley.

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

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YouTube comment: If I get a cent for every pixel on the screen. I would have... $960 for a 224p video $2049.6 240p video $1296 for a 270p video $2304 for a 360p video $4099.2 for a 480p video $9984 for a 520p video $9216 for a 720p video $20736 for a 1080p video $125829.12 for a 2304p video ... I would be RICH!!

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Did you hear the one about the HIV positive man that got rear-ended on the highway? The motorist behind him was distracted on his cell phone, and did not hit the breaks in time to stop.

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A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

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Halts Maul Reid. Das ist, was ich rede.

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What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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