Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research.

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Homeless man....it's what's for dinner!

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

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Person 1) Yo mama's so fat Person 2) My mother died in a horrible car accident last week

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What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

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What do you call a black guy who sells drugs? a pharmacist

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because he was content where he was.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the eighty year old man climb into a fridge? Because he wanted to.

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A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

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Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

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I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

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When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Because I'm colorblind

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How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

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Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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A man walks into a bar, and sees another man with a huge orange head. He asks the bartender, "Do you know why that man has such a huge orange head?" The bartender replies: I dont know, maybe if you buy him a drink he'll tell you. So that man walks over to the man with a huge orange head and buys him a drink. He says to him: Excuse me, sir but why do you have a big orange head? The man with the big orange head replies: Well, one day I was walking along the beach and I found an interesting bottle. So I opened it and out popped a genie. He told me I had three wishes. The first thing I asked for was to have all the money that I wanted, and the means to get more. Suddenly, My pockets were overflowing with cash. So then I wished for the most beautiful, perfect woman ever created and there she appeared in front of me, and we immediately fell in love. The third thing I asked for was a huge orange head.

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How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

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Anti Joke

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