Roses are red violets are blue my d*** is bigger than you.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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I`m not as random as you think i`m salad.

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What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

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What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

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Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

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What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

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What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

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One day Satan, approached his dad and said: DADDY I love you so much, I want to be just like you! That story did not end up so well did it?

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What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

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A blond, brunet, and redhead were stranded on an island. With in a week they all died of starvation.

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this is an anti joke THIS IS NOT A JOKE O:

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Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

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Justin Bieber is a good singer.

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What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

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Depends how you look at it, I like some girl, she and that girl gets along, I get along with the two girls, and yeah, I make them fight to the death as I consume the weakest one and make the new one my wife of darkness! Well, actually, threesomes, but NEVAH, NEVAR!! *shakes fist towards the skies* with another man! Now if my waifu wants to have some fun with a girl, I say why not (and then she asks if I want to join always so far), its genetics, you know, each caveman had like 600 wivus and he did not have time to bang them all, now let those genes go trough MAN for a couple of millenia, and he becomes the KING OF DEMONS... ME! Those other scumbags are a whole other story. Oh, and the 600 wivus did either go without sexytime, or you know... I mean you do KNOW that women are like comfortable naked together and yeah...

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How can you spot a blind person at a nudist colony? They might be carrying a white stick, or have a guide dog or someone to help them navigate the premises.

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what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

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