- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

Q: How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I heard this joke before but I can't remember

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Why didn't the lolipop taste like anything to the boy beacuse he was aborted

A white man and a black woman walk into a bar, they both fell in love and lived happily together until their 25 year old son had gotten in too a car crash Luckily their son lived

what do you tell a woman with one black eye? "sorry about that wild ball, you played a fantastic softball game otherwise"

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Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

Beka has AIDS

A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

Yo mamma's so fat, she died of diabeties and we all mourn her loss.

Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A chronic hemophilliac walks into a bar. He cuts himself and bleeds to death.

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

What is red, blue, and green all over? A piece of paper with three colors on it.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

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