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Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

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Why is Kyle so gay. Nobody knows

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Two cannibals are eating a clown one turns to the other and asks "does this taste funny to you?" The other cannibal says " yeah because the clown has been dead for weeks."

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you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

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what do you call a newborn baby? anything you want.

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What did taxi driver say to the passenger? Where to, sir?

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

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Is your refrigerator running? No.

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Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

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A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

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What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What did the sheep say when he broke a leg? Nothing, sheeps can't talk.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because Your mother said so. Now get a life and get off this website young fellas.

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What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

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Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

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Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

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What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday. Nothing. Get it: He lived a life along with a giant family and on christmas eve 2012 he broke his kneecap and was in the E.R. He got out of the hospital on christmas only to come home to find a burning house; his house. Every member in his family died except for him as they were all in the house when it caught on fire. The house completely burnt and crumbled, and that is why he is homeless.

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What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

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