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What's long brown and sticky? S**t

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Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

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A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

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SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

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Why did the fireman go to the police station? He didn't go to the police station, he went to the fire station.

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What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

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pee

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Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

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Whats yellow and gives you cancer? The sun

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Have you ever heard of Yoda? From 'Attack of the Clones'?

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what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

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what did the ginger say to the other ginger? I dont now i dont speak GINGER!!!

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Why did the teacher ask her student about the test? Because she was in the hospital the day of the test because her husband was hit by a rail road spike and died but she was so devoted to her job she wanted to know.

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When is a door not a door? When its ajar.

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why'd the baby cross the road it was stapled to the chicken

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ha.

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So a little girl walked into a bar... A concerned adult then told the bartender. The bartender's name was Jim. Jim then asked the girl if she knew her phone number. The little girl said nothing and the bar tender was perplexed at the petrified look on the girls face. Jim the bartender then called the police and explained the situation.Once the girl was brought back to the police station it was learned that she had been missing for three months in a nearby county. The police then return to the bar to find that the owner had multiple kidnapped little girls in a cage under the bar that only he and the kidnapped girls knew about before the cops and Jim the bartender discovered it. The police then arrested The owner of the bar. He stood trial and was senteced to death row, he remains there today.

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if a white guy, a black guy and a hispanic guy jump off a 10 story building, who hits the ground first? the man who jumped first. racist.

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Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

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I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

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Poker face

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How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

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