How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie into in!

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the NAACP

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What would happen if nyan cats crashed with eachother? It would be a great impact, and we'd all be sad.

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What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

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What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

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Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

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Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

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Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

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Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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God bless America, and no where else.

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Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

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What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

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This is not a good joke.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

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A man named Carl walks into a bar and sees another man named Ed who has purple skin and is holding a chinchilla in one hand and a policeman's helmet in the other. Carl approaches Ed and asks, "Why is your skin purple and why are you holding a chinchilla in one hand and a policeman's helmet in the other?" Ed replies stating, "Well its actually a pretty funny story. I was sailing near cape cod and a saw a large whale jump out of the water, and that gave me a really good idea. So I sailed home immediately and wrote a very detailed novel about my days in Vietnam. The book was a success and I was able to make a large amount of money. However, unfortunately I became addicted to cocaine and wasted all of my money and had to live on the streets. Since then, I have cleaned up my act and am working again and have a house. I decided to treat myself to a night out and so I came here and painted myself purple. Then, I found this chinchilla and policeman's helmet on the floor and decided to hold onto it until I find the owner. Now that I think about it, that story isn't very funny. I apologize." Carl then accepted the apology and the two had a drink together and are still good friends today.

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what did the man see in the mirror? Nothing, he was blind.

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What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

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DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Muslim athletes.

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roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

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Leave. Now.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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