Brett Farve

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There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

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Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

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A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

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a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Fun Fact getting married to your first cousin is legal in CT... bet you thought there was joke coming right about now..........

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What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

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whats stupid and gay all of my friends

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You know what sucks? Yes.

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What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

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Brian knew how to save the world from the death penalty: "Let's kill everybody who is not against it." So I killed Brian and waste my time in death row now.

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Yo mama so fat , when she went to the doctors office and stepped on the scale they said please, your weight, not your phone number .

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What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

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Why did Johnny stop walking halfway to school? A fridge fell on him.

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Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

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why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

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What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

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How do you trick the devil? You give him a ginger.

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Spinabifita

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Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth, she has lacked a jaw.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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