Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

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The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

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Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

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Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

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poop

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What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

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KILL WHITEY

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? - I dont know man, but you're adopted.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

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Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

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What do you call a person with a cane? someone with a walking disability

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Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? All the inventory was destroyed.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, speaking to a bird would have been considered highly irregular, bordering on insane. He left the bird alone, until the time came to slaughter the bird and take it's nutritious meat.

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A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

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why am I who i am, and you are who you are? dick spice

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Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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Yo mama is so stupid that her IQ is relatively lower than the average.

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Who would win Coolio or Vannlia Ice? nieth because Chuck Norris did a round house kick.

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How do you say the weekend in French? The weekend in French.

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There's now a sandwich named after Jerry Sandusky, it's got 60 year old meat stuffed between buns barely out of the oven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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