Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

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Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

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What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

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Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

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Two men and a woman jump out of a plane. They forgot their parachutes and all died.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

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A. Knock Knock B. ... A. Knock Knock B. ... A. DING DONG B. Who's there? A. Me, I tried knocking first but you musn't have heard me, so I rang the doorbell.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems i like your boobs

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A dog walked into the forest and saw a whale in a puddle

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watch a i d s left

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

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What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

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What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

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What do friends and trees have in common? They will both fall over after being hit multiple times with an ax.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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