What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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knock knock your nana had a cardiac arrest and thankfull dead now

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CHORGLUND

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gun store to buy a gun. After years of abuse and mockery, he was tired of being called "chicken", and was going to shoot up the entire school

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Barack Obama, Joe Biden, and the Devil all walk into a bar. Biden and Obama order a couple of beers and begin quietly conversing, while their security detail stands next to them. "The Devil" is actually a heavily tattooed performance artist, who in 1999 legally changed his name from Jim Larson. He has just gotten off work at his day job (a paralegal at a medium-sized firm), and is relaxing with a Johnnie Walker at the bar. Although he notices the president and vice president nearby, he has seen many politicians during his time working in DC, and so hardly pays attention.

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Why cant you find your handle? Because YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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whats the difference between virgin and a porn star?? A virgin hasn't got aids.

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Do you like your life? No. OK.

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Q: A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? A:They both take turns, because they are driving across the country and it would be hard for one of them to drive the entire way.

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Your at your local street corner and find a woman, the fact that she has balls dose not stop you from inviting her into your car.

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Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

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What's the difference between 6th graders and Jews? 6th graders make it back from camp. :)

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What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

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What did Bush say to Obama was elected? I'm going to have you assassinated.

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Hi

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What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

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Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

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OK. so a guy walks up to another guy and says hi. The other guy said nothing. The other guy said hi again. The guy said nothing The guy got really mad and slapppeed him across the face. Finally the man said PURPLE RABBID COMPUTER TREES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and walked away while liking his blue brick.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

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Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

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3 penguins meet each other in penguin #1's backyard for a pool party. The first penguin climbs up the steps of the water slide gets to the top, looks around and then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The second penguin climbs up the steps, looks around then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The third penguin hastily climbs the steps and slides down the slide radio -Soulbroker

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