Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

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Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

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Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

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What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

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Why did a young boy fall off a building? Gravity.

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GUYS! I GOT AN A IN MY PIANO EXAM!!!!!

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A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

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I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

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Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

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What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

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A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

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What's red ad spins in circles? A baby with it's head nailed to the ground.

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i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

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Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

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Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

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lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

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whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

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How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

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why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

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One night, a heartbroken magician named Jeff went to a bar. Jeff met a nice girl, and they talked and laughed together for hours. After a while, Jeff asked her, "do you want to see a magic trick?" She ate his wiener.

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Dogs in my home.

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hello

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Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

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How old are you like 10? Im 11 so shut the fuck up

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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