Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

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Why is the little boy sad? His parents died in a car crash.

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What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Neglegence and irresponsibility of a farmer.

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Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

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Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

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How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

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What is black and has no education A tire.

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What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

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How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

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What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

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Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

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How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

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Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. Why? A. To get to the other side. A. Knock, Knock. B. Who's there? A. The chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing-set? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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where was the heart of ocean found. madelain mcanns urn

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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