roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

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What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have a proper grip on it.

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Why do black men smell like horse poo? Because they showe horse shit in stables.

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Okay, one second.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

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Japan

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How do you kill a red elephant? You can't red elephants don't exist.

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Q. What happened when a mouse ran up the clock and it struck 12? A. It fell off and got raped by an 80 year old Asian lady with breast cancer

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

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lewis ya baggy fuck

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Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

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whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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Where did tommy go during the bomb? Everywhere. he was a cripple and couldnt make it to the bomb shelter.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Sucks to be a fish.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

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*knock knock* "Who's there?" "It's the police, I'm afraid your husband was in a car crash and died."

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

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FUTURE-CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

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I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

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A horse trots into a bar. He is left with a bump on his head.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

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Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

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