Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

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Judge: Why did you hit your wife with a hockey stick, Mr. Johnson? Mr. Johnson: My father and mother were mutually abusive when I grew up. As you may have guessed, this gave me a skewed view of the dynamics between husband and wife, as well as causing me to hide my emotions from myself as a defense mechanism. As a sociopath, I feel no remorse for this occurrence.

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how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

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if you don't like this you're gay

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

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Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

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roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

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Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

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Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

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What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

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What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Throw it off the top of the Empire State Building.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

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I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

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Why did the giant frog attack the party goers with a ballistic missile? oh where tos tart...it's, just such a long story, I don't really know where to begin, in fact it's probably better if you just take my word for it, no need to go into details. we just don't have time for that now.

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Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

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Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

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what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

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What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

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