A twelve year old walks into a bar. How Tragic

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What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

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a boy says hi.The girl says bye. The boy starts to cry.

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A drunk is pissing on the plaza and the cop stands next to him and says, very nice. The drunk says, that's what she said. : )

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guess what my nephew said today? oh ya i forgot, hes dead..

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Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

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A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

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Do you know the reason people like sleeping? It's because they have good dreams. Ooh la la.--

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why couldn't the bicycle stand up on it's own? because it was two tired

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

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How did the two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for half an hr? They didn't and they died.

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What's the differrence between a park bench and a black person... A park bench can support a family

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

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what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

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Jack just got his new yellow bicycle. His dad got it for his 12th anniversary. Jack was ecstatic to ride it down his street for the first time. He immediately called his friends Paul and Erick and went for his first ride. The neighbors were in AWE when they saw Jack taking off on his new ride. That day the three friends had one of the best day of their young lives, they went up to the lake, had some peanut ice cream and made fun of Alexia. Jack was in love with his new bike and euphoric that they were reunited and did all their favorite things with an incredible amount of passion. Erick hated his new bike.

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yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

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What did the boy say to the stranger at his door? He said, "i'm not supposed to talk to strangers" and closed the door.

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What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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How do you kill a blond? Well there are many ways the most effiont way is to shoot them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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