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Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

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why did the internet crash? it didn't

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Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

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What kind of parrot can't mimic human voices? One that's just had it's vocal chords illegally harvested and sold on the black market

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

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what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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A man met a genie that granted him three wishes. I wish I could fly. The genie gave him a plane ticket. No, I want to really fly for real! The genie put him inside a plane. Okay, I wish I was unable to die then! The genie killed him. Moral: Not every story needs to make a fucking sense.

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if life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians

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There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

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A fish swims up your penis...

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What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

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why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

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Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

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name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

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How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

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Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

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