Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susy.

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What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Barbara Streisand

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Why did the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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At least now we know, that most people are not like that, and with that sentence, my desire to see humanity as a whole happy, is dead. Thank you, you have made me realize that for each and every thing positive I have found within myself, I believed that I was simply learning more about how to be an average human being. I admire you, yet as painful it feels not to deny the truth, much of what I admire within you, reminds me of my self. Share that money with me, but as a gift, not as a contract, as a friend, not as someone buying me out, because my values might not be much, but for now, its what remains of the world I sought to create. Let us speak some other time, It was nice meeting you again Red, you always dig your way into my core, where I discover that I am stuck in life because I still sad deep inside, and then you take some of that sadness away.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

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josh sucks polish adams dick

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Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

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Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

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What do you call a Mexican jumping fences? A really good athlete.

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Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

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I have a gay camel

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yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

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What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

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"Penis, penis, penis..." says Chase. That is all he likes and he fondles horse testes.

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what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

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What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

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A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your apple Finding a black guy in your school

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

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What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

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Anti Joke

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