-Knock Knock -Who's there? -The Pizza you ordered. -Oh thank you very much. -That'll be $10. -Here you go. -Thank you very much, sir. Enjoy your meal.

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I'd like to make a withdraw

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

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why did the mexican beat your ass larry clark III because you live in a apartment with your mom and dad who are black your dad has a truck your mom recked her car

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Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

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A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

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Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

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What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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A blonde walks into a library. She is a commerce major.

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what's worse than getting an unwarranted parking ticket? Serving a life sentence for killing the meter man.

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Once upon a time, there was a Y O U M A D and they all lived happily ever after.

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A white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy jump off a building. They all die on impact and their families mourn their loss for years to come.

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What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

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hi

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Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

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your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

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Why did the black man go to church? Because his father died.

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Yo momma is so fat, I gave her a cupcake and she enjoyed it.

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To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

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Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

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Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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