What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

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why did ryan go to bed? because he is a growing boy and need it to keep in line for his study's i lied about him sleeping hes dead he was abducted

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DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

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The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

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In mediavel times :A Jew rapes his mom.... He is promptly taken out of society and thrown into a lions den due to his act of imortality.

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What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

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what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

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What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

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A retarded man speaks jibberish, because he is retarded

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A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

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A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

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What do you call it when 1 person has an imaginary friend? A mental disorder. What do you call it when 1 billion people have an imaginary friend? A Religion.

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Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

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What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

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POOP.....People Order Our Patties

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What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

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What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

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what language does the turtle speak? i dont know I'm not a turtle.

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