What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

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how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm. Being raped. What's worse than being raped. Being raped twice. What's worse than being raped twice. Biting into your apple and finding a worm then throwing away that apple, retrieving another apple them biting into it and finding another worm then being raped twice. In the same 5 minutes.

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okay so three men are in a plane ( this is the type of plane you can open the windows) so the stewardess goes up to the first man he asks for a gun she agrees but hes gotta throw it out the window he confused but he does it anyways the stewardess goes to the second man he asks for a beer she agrees but he has to throw it out the window hes confused but he does it anyways the stewardess walks up the the third man he asks for a pack of C4 she agrees but hes gotta throw it out the window without hesitation he gets it and throws it out the window. so they land and the first man sees a women crieing i was walking down the street and got hit in the head by a gun and arested for being armed the second man sees a hobo cheering loudly hes says he was sleeping in the ally and it started raining budlight the third man shes a women hysterically laughing she says i was going to work and spilled my coffe then my house blew up!

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Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

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42

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Yo momma's so poor, that when she went to the soup kitchen, she got food.

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what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

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what du u call a aplle raisni in the hotr sun? graep duahahahahahahejejejejejejahahahejejejwyan

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I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

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There once was a man named Trevor. Trevor was walking casually through the forest one day. All of a sudden, a wolf leapt out from the trees. The wolf said, in a harsh voice, "Hey man! This is my patch". But then Trevor woke up and realised that his hallucinations were symptoms of a degenerative brain disease.

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What do you call a person with no life. Dead.

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

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Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

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c-? men, C-men

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

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Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

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How do you fit 100 dead babies into a box? Put them into a blender.

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What happened to the blind man who went skydiving? Nothing but the dog was unlucky.The dog kept squirming and he thought he hadnt gone down the cliff yet and said "ok fine dont come with me!".The dog didnt survive. :'(

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knock knock. Who's there? The delivery man.

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Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

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Why was the T-Rex so bad at math? Cause it was stupid

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a guy gets knocked out and wakes up in a alley all bloody and a knife next to him!!!

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How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

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