How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a sloth? Everything. The blonde is a human being and humans are way different than sloths.

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Why didn't the girl make it to the other side of the road? A police officer stoped her because she was j-walking.

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Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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Q:how man ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dont know, wanna go ride bikes?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

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"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

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A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

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What's the difference between a baby and a mushroom? One is delicious, the other is a mushroom.

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What did the boy with no eyes get for Christmas? Glasses

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Why can't Bob go to the store? He's dead.

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Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

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sometimes i take my duck a shower, i always use cold water because if i use hot water it will think im cooking it.

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Brittney Spears

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Your mom is so old so will die soon.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

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A man walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" The man replies "Surprise me." The bartender proceeds to mix cyanide with the mans drink and loses his bartending license and goes to prison for murdering a customer.

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I am not racist., I have a black man in my family tree! He is still hanging there

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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Jeff goes to the store, Helen Keller.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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what do you call a 19th century steam train driver ? i dont know , depends what his mother named him

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Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

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Anti Joke

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