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You wanna know what sucks about your face? . . Everything.

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A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

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Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

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kesha is a virgin.

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Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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I used to work at a chemical plant manufacturing hydrochloric acid. I couldn't handle it. One day a container exploded and I got severe chemical burns on my face. The scarring is awful. It has ruined my life.

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What do you call a black man with a wooden leg? A veteran.

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What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

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"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

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Yo momma so poor, she can't afford to live in a two story Cheerio box

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Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

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what is the difference between jelly and jam? jelly is smoother where jam has chunks of fruit in it...... and i cant jelly my penis down your throat

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What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? They have the same middle name.

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Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

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roses are red violets suck dick i need a wee

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How do you get an Orphan's hands to bleed? Tell them to clap till daddy gets home.

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When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a scotch on the rocks. Realizing how strange this occurrence was, the bartender immediately calls the local news station and tells them there is a talking horse in his place of business and it would be in their best interest to come do a story on it, because the likelihood of them finding another story of this magnitude is quite slim.

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why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

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How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

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Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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