knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

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What is worse than burning your toast? - Obama

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What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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A Serbian Film

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Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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how do you keep a blonde busy for 7 to 8 hours. you give her m&m's and tell her to spell a word.

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what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

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"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

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Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

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What's a foot long and slippery A dick

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What do you tell a Woman with black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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What do you call an awesome school? St Heinrich's Law School (Teaching you to break the laws!)

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what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

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Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

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Q: what is long hard and full of seamen A: a submarine

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What's faster than a black man with a TV? Light.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Anne Frank

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What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shot in the face by a shotgun that shoots fireworks that explodes into chainsaw bullets.

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I bought a DVD called "the 18 holes of Tiger Woods". It was a fascinating incite into the golfing technique of arguably one of the greatest sportsmen of all time.

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Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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