What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

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Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

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What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

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kennah campion... being nice

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Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

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A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

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why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is

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so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

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What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

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A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

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TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

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what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

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How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

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Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

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What did the jacket say to the girl? Zip me up wait why am I talking

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Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

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How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

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What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

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Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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