Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

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DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

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Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

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What did one wardrobe say to another wardrobe? Clothes.

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how do u have sex with a really hot girl who is not interested in you? Rape her in a dark ally

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Why did it suck to be a black jew during the Holocaust? cause you had to go to the back of the oven

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Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

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Knock Knock F*ck of I'm watching p0rn

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What did david give back? Nothing.

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I'm not sure if you share videos, but this is a great anti-joke vid. Thank you for the consideration. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHydNGR9rrg

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"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow who, unlike his quiet friends back on the farm, enjoys to speak when others are nearly finished with their sentence.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 recently got out of prison for violent rape.

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A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

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What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

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What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

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What did the teacher say to the pupil who was bad at maths? You are bad at maths and will never complete any sum EVER!

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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THE GAME.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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What do you say to a black man with AIDS? I hope you get medical help and find a cure for your illness.

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two guys walk into a bar. the third guy ducks

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