What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

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What do you call two banana's on someone's feet? Garbage.

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What did Helen Keller say to Michael Jordon before she died? Nothing...

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Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

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My penis is so big that some women find it uncomfortable.

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How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

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Two muffins were in a microwave. One muffin said, 'It's getting hot in here." What did the other muffin say? Nothing, muffins can't talk.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Generator? One powers your house...and then there's the generator.

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What do you get when you mix a burrito and an earthworm? Diaherea

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

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why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

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Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

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Hey wanna hear joke? ........ yeah .......me too

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Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

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Roses are black violets are black I can't hear anything I'm Helen Keller .

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What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

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There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

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Where is one place everyone eventually goes to rest? A cemetery.

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Person 1- your face is a stupid joke Person 2- you're right, because it's not a joke its a face

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What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

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Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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A duck walks into a doctor's office. Quack.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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