What do you call a man looking at Anti jokes on this ? you

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knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

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What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

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What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

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Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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An american, a brit and a mexican are on a plane. The brit throws out a bag of tea, explaining to the confused others: "We have so much tea in England we can just throw it out!". The mexican proceeds by throwing a bag of peppers out, explaining "We have so much peppers in Mexico, we can just throw it out!". The american proceeds to throw the mexican out of the plane. "Why did you do that?!" exclaimed the brit. The american turned around. "He killed my wife."

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Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

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what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

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What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

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knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

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rosses are red violets are blue poems are hard alligator

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What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

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Q: My mom's getting really old and It's starting to get hard to shop for her. Any ideas? A: You should get her a coffin.

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obama

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You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

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Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

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19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

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So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

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Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't keep a Ferrari in my garage. (????)?

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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