Joseph had been temporarily blinded for over a year. While blind, he saw the doctor who told him he would regain sight the next morning when he woke up. For this special moment, Joseph decided that the first thing he wanted to see was his wife. So, his wife decided to stay up all night so she was in the right position for when Joseph woke up. However, when Joseph woke up and opened his eyes his wife wasn't there so he was a little bit annoyed.

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

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Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

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Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

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What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

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A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

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If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

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Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

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Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

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Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

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Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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What did the hobo say while giving birth? bob come over here and hold my third leg for me??

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What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

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A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

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how many boys does it take to use 4 computers? 4.

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How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are all on a trian. The white guy says "We should all through something off the train that we have too much of in this country." The mexican throws a sombraro of the train and says " We have too many of these in this country." The black guy throws a gun off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country." The white guy pushes the mexican off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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