A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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*knock knock* "Who's there?" "It's the police, I'm afraid your husband was in a car crash and died."

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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hahah i just thought of a funny joke!!!!!!

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What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? James. James who? James from work. Oh, come on in.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mom's a whore.

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knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

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What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

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roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

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What's another word for a priest? Rapist

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Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

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What did the black say when an asian knocked him out? Nothing, he was knocked out

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3 men find a genie lamp on the side of a road, The genie grants them each a wish as they surely deserve. The first man asks for a jet and the genie glady grants him this and the man starts to fly away. The second man says to make a wall around asia and the genie complies. The third man thinks for a minute and finally says fill it with water and as a genie the genie cannot refuse. They all drowned seeing how the jet had no fuel. The genie goes back to sleep and is picked up by an alien 5,000 years in the future, the Earth is destroyed in 7012(as if we didnt already destroy it). The genie survives and currently resides on uranus.

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

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Knock Knock ... Knock Knock The man proceeds to leave.

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roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

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What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

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When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

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Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

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Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

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I HATE EVERYTHING OMG PEOPLE SUCK BOYS SUCK IM TAKING MY RAGE OUT ON THE INTERNET FDJKNDLKXC

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How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

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