A lady was walking to the grocery store as she was walking she saw a old lady with a dog behind them where two black merses and about 200 women behind the merses. The lady Rushes over and ask '' Maim i am sorry to bother you but i would like to know who you lost and how?'' The old lady paused for a minute and awnsered '' I lost my husband and mother in law, Well My husband had just walked in to the house and my new dog went and ferousiously atacted him my mother in law had been living with us at the time she the jumped in and tried to help him They both died because of blood loss'' The lady looked at her with simpathy and thought i feel sorry for her husband and his mother she then asked '' Can i barrow your dog'' the old lady looked puzzled and said '' Get in line '' The lady walked to the end of the line as the dog was Passed to a women and taken home then passed back. When the women got her turn she thought do i want to kill my husband then she thought yes

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Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... *walks away*

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Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

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whats red white and blue? i dont know

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A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

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What's the anonymous name for vampire hunters? The KKK.

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A Horse walks into a Bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The Horse had cancer.

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Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

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whats the best thing ever to happen to chuk norris ? he was born !!!!

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Miss Polly had a Dolly who was sick sick sick So she called for the Doctor to come quick quick quick The doctor came with his bag and his hat And he knocked on the door with a rat-tat-tat. He looked at Polly's Dolly and he shook his head. He said she had leprosy and must have all her limbs amputated.

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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haha. i got blocked too!!!!

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Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

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Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

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"Whats your favorite number?" "9." "Is it because thats your jersey number." "Thats my jersey number?"

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once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

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Q.Whats the differents between justin bieber and a girl A.Nothing

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An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

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I share two rooms with my mother.

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Anti Joke

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