What's the difference between a zit and a priest? These two things are so different that I couldn't list all of the differences in this text box.

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BALLS! said the Queen if i had them i would be King

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

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Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

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What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

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Why did the boy not eat his ice cream? He was addicted to self afflicting. The blood from one of his newer slashes oozed out on the cone which being wafer slowly got soggy. At this point the ice cream slid out of the cone as it was soggy and as he went to eat it, he found an abssence of ice cream. After this unprecedented occurance he gave up with his self harming, so all was good.

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My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. (Submitted by Aidan)

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Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

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Dad, why are we Swedish? Because antilopes and the butterfly effect son.

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Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

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Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you pull its pants up

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

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how do you make a door cry? twist its nob

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why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

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Do you know what's sad about 4 black men driving off a cliff in a convertible? They were my friends.

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Roses are red violets are blue come on love show me you boobs/by kw

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

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What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

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Guess what? Holocaust

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

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aodhan hearty

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Shoot it with a high powered gun right between the eyes.

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