Where does a leper go every Monday and Wednesday? The dermatologist.

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what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

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Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

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Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

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A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

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Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

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A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

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A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

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Ben is gay

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What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

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Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

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I like my coffee like I like my women..... Without Hepatitis.

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how bout that airplane foood!!!1

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What do you call a black guy that feeds children? A waiter

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Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

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Why does matt daly get confused for? A Penis

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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Why did the penguin die? due to an increase in the quantity of greenhouse gases that are being released into the atmosphere, global warming is on the rise. So the penguin died because his home melted.

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What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

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Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

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A one legged long jumper missed the world record by one foot.

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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