Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. One cow looks round a bit, eats some grass and then wanders off.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What did the catholic priest say at the AA meeting? Alcohol is ruining my life.

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Why are the inside of a black guys hands white? Because he has worked really hard for his whole life.

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How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

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A black man walks Into a bar.

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How do you stop the neighbors kids from jumping the fence into your property? Molest them.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? It had no legs.

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Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

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Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

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I told my friend the best anti joke I've ever heard in my life the other day. He didn't laugh. He is autistic and doesn't understand humor.

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Your mom is so poor, she can't afford nice clothing.

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Why did the man laugh when he saw someone using a shake weight? He remembered Dane Cook's stand up preformance from the night before.

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When Chuck Norris dives into a pool... he gets wet due to the aqueous nature of the water

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What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

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Ammy Winehouse walks into a bar Don't you said we should stop jocking about dead people ?

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Why did the baby stop crying? Because he stopped breathing.

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Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

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Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

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why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

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why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

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Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

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Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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