Why didnt the 14 year old get her period? Because she had gotten pregnant by her father

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why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

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What do you call a black man in space? an astronaut

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A guy orders soup at the resturant and says to the waiter, "will you try this soup?" The waiter says "what is it too hot?" the guy says "just try the soup." the waiter asks "Is it too cold?" the guy sais just try the soup." the waiter says "fine, where's the spoon?" AHAHHH!!!

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Q. What language cant you speak A.Sign language

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why couldn't randy turn on his computer? randy is blind and had mistaken his refrigerator for his computer.

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How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

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Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

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Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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2 * 2 * 2 * 3 * 2417

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Pen15

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Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

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jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

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Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

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Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

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Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

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What time is it? I believe it's half past 10, sir. Damn, I'm late for a meeting. May I ask, what time are you supposed to be there? 11 O'clock Why sir you have half an hour left. No shiitt, sherlock

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Come In!

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

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a jerk that i knew was in a bar. he was about to drive home. at first i tried to stop him until he was sober. instead he punched me in the face. then i dared him to drive home as fast as possible. he died that night... i texted him all the way...

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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