- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

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what do u call a black person by his name

What did the Priest say to the Rabbi? Nothing. The Priest was mute and the Rabbi was deaf.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

whats brown and sticky? A stick

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

Did you hear about the man who fell out of an aeroplane at 2000 feet? He was taking part in a charity skydive to raise money for his dying brother, a chronic sufferer of cystic fibrosis.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

knok knok whos there know one cares your gay

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

roses are head mydick is blue i live in somolia and i killed all the jews

Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

Q: What's the difference between a grasshopper and pencil? A: Lots

What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

What do people say? words.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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