Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

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Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

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What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

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Roses are red Violets are blue get down or i will shoot

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.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

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(Mortal Kombat Annihilation) Princess Kitana: "Mother, you're alive" Sindel: "Too bad you, will die" (Troll 2) "They're eating her. And then they're gonna me. Oh my gawwwwwwwwd." (The Room) Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshitt! I did not hit her! [throws water bottle] Johnny: I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark. Mark: Oh, hey Johnny, what's up?

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What's worse than losing the remote Finding it in your ass hole

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Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

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Q: why did the plane crash? A: because jack daniels equals 7

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

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Whats the quickest way to a woman's heart? A bilateral incision on the upper left region of the sternum.

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Fine, Nero7 made sure I got to a safe place at least. My code is "Eliza", that is all, please provide me with whatever information you can regarding what happened, and while I read you are not shy of graphical detail, I ask that you keep it lightly, Nero7 meant much to me, please. -"Veronica.

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Why did little Timmy start crying? Because he was shot.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken decided go get cigarettes and then hang out at a bar. The chicken sitts next to horse, the horse says "Why the sad face?" The chicken justs sitts there, thinking about the insanity that he has caused. "I don't know, is my joke not getting old?" Replied the chicken.

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How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but she had a very muscular vagina.

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A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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What do you call a plane full of Arab guys? Something not so good.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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Womens rights.

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I lost my tractor.

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Three Jews get on a train to Stockholm. How many get off at Stockholm. None. The train went straight to Auschwitz.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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