Q: Why can't Helen Keller have a baby? A: Because she is dead. ...I IS HORNY!

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A man walks into a bar. Inside he finds Hitler, his wife, and an angry badger. They are pleased to see him and they all relate to each other through their shared love of bocce ball.

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All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

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what did the dirty homeless girl get for Christmas -A DILDO

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Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they're already smart enough to achieve interplanetary space travel.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

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Why did the boy lose his watch? Who cares? It was a shitty-ass watch.

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A man walked into a bar. He was meeting his friends but was 30 minutes early so he went down the road to buy some food. He had recently began dieting after watching a series of lifestyle programs which informed him of the potential risks involved with high cholesterol and blood pressure levels. He purchased a garden salad and a freshly squeezed orange juice, and made it back to the bar in time to meet his friends.

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scientology.

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Why was the boy rolling down the hill? Cause he's stupid

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What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

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Q: How do you make a black man nervous? A: Threaten to kill his family.

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What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

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Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

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''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

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What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

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What's worse than seeing your grandma naked. nothing.

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night and realized that his house was being robbed.

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Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

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Ben Colbert is gay

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What if the rest of you value something wrong?

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Im good at other things... ...like giving handshakes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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