Another cat joke. You gotta be kitten me.

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How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercorse? I have aids

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

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What's the difference between a Watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

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Why did the kid give a bad presentation in class? He knew basically nothing about the topic, and on top of that had a large erection.

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Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

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Some people devote their life to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

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What do you call a loser on a game? A Dirty Hacker

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If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

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What do you say to a woman in the kitchen? Cook me some food.

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What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

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Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

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what is stupid and reading this you

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What is the difference between 10 dead babies and a 1,000,000 dollar car I don't have a 1,000,00 dollar car

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Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

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whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

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You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

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Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Q: What do you call a pakistani that practices medice? A: Doctor

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