THE GAME.

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Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

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What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

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What's the square root of everything. F**K LOGIC

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how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

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What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

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how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

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Why does it take 7 years for Harry Potter to kill Voldemort? Voldemort is a very powerful wizard and Harry Potter is just learning magic at the beginning so he is not prepared to fight him.

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Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

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why did miles cross the road? Because hes gay

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What's black and blue and red all over? A baby right after I kill it

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Me-Whats long and hard and full of seaman Him-a submarine Me-No dumb ass a dick

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what happened to the man with no arms or legs when he was pushed down a hill? nobody knows he is still going ........................................................................

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Why was the priest lying still? Because his son shot him

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What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

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How Many Blondes does it take to open a fridge. 1 Because most blondes are smart and can open fridges.

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Why did the Jew have very bad gas? He had very rough anal sex and air got stuck up his bum

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emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

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Yo momma is so fat tat people yell TAXI, TAXI when she wears yellow.

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Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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