Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

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What black and white and red all over? A panther I was lying about the red and white.

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What's that Lassie? Timmy fell in the well again? And you couldn't care less because the stupid kid never looks where he's going?

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what did the indians give the pilgrims? syphylis

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How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

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How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

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Roses are red Violets are blue Poetry is hard And so is wood

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What do you call a leper in a spa bath? Say excuse me Sir (or Madam), I notice you have leprosy, did you know that it is treatable? MDT for multibacillary leprosy consists of rifampicin, dapsone, and clofazimine taken over 12 months. Dosages adjusted appropriately for children and adults are available in all primary health centres in the form of blister packages.[17] Single dose MDT for single lesion leprosy consists of rifampicin, ofloxacin, and minocycline. The move toward single-dose treatment strategies has reduced the prevalence of disease in some regions, since prevalence is dependent on duration of treatment. World Leprosy Day was created to draw awareness to leprosy and its sufferers

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Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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Two Jews walk in a bar...

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What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

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why did the black guy say he was ridin' dirty? because its been weeks since he last took it to the coin op, he's busy working as an I.T Specialist.

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Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

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what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

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when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

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Who wants $300? Me too.

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A: Knock knock. B: <>

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I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

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Q. How do you make time fly? A. It is highly impossible to make time fly for there is 24 hours in a day, 60 minutes in an hour, and 60 seconds in a minute so therefore the time flows how it should and we do not have such power to do it even though many people claim they do when they know they really don't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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