I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

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How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

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Why does Nathan Rogers never get any pussy? Because goblins have small dicks

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Lol, listen, the suggestion lies in the "not not", you are using not twice in your mind, which under trance makes it so your subconcious registers that you are using a double negative while you consciously do not. Look back at the messages and register consciously that you and I have been using "not not" twice during the past messages, when the net shuts down here, you reinforce the "I will totally notnot, tell him" so the suggestion just gets stronger.

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

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what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

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How do you get a pirate out of your seat? Politely ask him to move for you were there first.

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Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

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How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

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Terrorist jokes make me explode with laughter.

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Barack Obama.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

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What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

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what did the blind deaf orphan get for christmas? cancer

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Wanna here a funny joke? Doug.

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