Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

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roses are blue violets, are orange, i am color blind

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what do you get when you have unprotected sex with a hooker? an orgasm

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why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

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Your gay

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

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Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

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An astronaut and a cosmonaut are sitting in a bar, discussing who was better. The cosmonaut says, "We Russians were the first people in space!" The astronaut says, "That may be true, but we were the first to land on the moon my friend." The cosmonaut turns back to the astronaut and says, "Yes, but we shall be then first to ever land on the Sun!" So, the astronaut skeptically asks, "And how do you intend to do that?" The cosmonaut replies, "Simple.......we will go at night." Thank you to David Cross

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one day i went to bed

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A brunette, redhead, and a blond were on a road trip when their car broke down in the middle of a desert. The red-head offered to walk down the road to get help, for none of them knew how to repair the car. She walked down the road in the direction they were headed, but never came back. The redhead and blond died several days later in the shade of the car as a result of extensive heat exhaustion.

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THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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why did the chicken cross the road? the sudden lack of sidewalk dictated as such.

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why was 6 afraid of 7?

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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A girl who really needs to see the doctor.

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A horse walks into a bar, The bar tender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies, "my wife has terminal cancer"

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

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Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

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Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

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Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

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Anti Joke

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