5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

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I went to a hockey game and the strangest thing happened; 2 players got into a fight!

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Justin beiber..

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Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

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How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

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Seen the new batman movie? [spoiler] the audience dies

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Here's a joke for u Hahaha suck on it I wasnt going to make u laugh o yea ur mom died

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Uh Oh you just fell, So, So I've got one thing to say to you, And what's that Don't fall it gets you down!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

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You are in England which has a law about not moving traffic when these idk some kinda swans cross the road. You see a fat woman in a car and she is waiting for the swans to cross the road and she can't drive the car else she would get in trouble by law. What do you do? Feed her

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

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What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

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Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

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A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

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What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

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Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

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Membean

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Why did the duck eat the chicken noodle soup? The duck was told that if he ate the chicken noodle soup on Fear Factor he would win $10,000. What he failed to realize was that he forgot to sign page 16 on the episode contract and did not win any money and was sued by Campbell's soup for copyright infringement.

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whats worse that 3 black guys dieing in a train accident .... one was ur brother the other was gay

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

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Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

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how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

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Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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