What do you call a blonde who tries to swim on land? - Stupid.

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Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

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So a bunch of blondes are in a group and a murder comes by and sais, "if you want to live, answer a question right." so the blondes pick there smartest on. the first question is, what is 9+4... the blonde answers five, the crowd goes "give her another chance giver her another chance, same thing happens, she gets it wrong and the crowd goes "give her another chance, give her another chance." the murderer sais "ok fine this is your final guess, what is 2+2" the blonde goes "uuhhhhhh... 4?" And the whole crowd goes "give her another chance give her another chance

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I'm gay.

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Your mama's so old that typical places of business grant her the senior citizen discount.

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Blake wilkeys hair style

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You wanna hear a touching story? Once a pon a time you died. The end. (all anti jokes posted by me will be adressed with -blarg)

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

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How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

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Why was Jesus able to walk on water? Because he was the son of God and therefore devine, he can do whatever he pleases

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one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

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Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

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Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

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why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

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hi

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your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

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What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

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What's stupid a light bulb.

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Why didn't little Jimmy eat his dinner? Jimmy didn't eat his dinner because there was no food. Jimmy is a poor street urchin who died of starvation.

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