Q: What's the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde? A: Whereas intelligent blondes are known to exist, most scientists discount the existence of Bigfoot and consider it to be a combination of folklore, misidentification, and hoax, rather than a living animal, in part because of the large numbers thought necessary to maintain a breeding population.

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What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

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Once a upon of time, there was 7 dwarfs. Their names are Sleepy, Stupid, Sexy, Shithead, Sonovabitch, Shutup, and Simon. They are a street gang called the 7 dwarfs and was notorious for causing trouble. All the dwarfs got away from the police except for Simon, because that was his real name.

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When Nicki Minaj wrote her song "Stupid Hoe" she was sublimminally talking about her self.

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That's what SHE said!

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

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What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

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Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

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A man is writing with a #2 pencil. He looks down and sees that it says "Made in China." He shrugs and continues writing

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

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Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

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why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

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Three men walked into a bar the other one ducked. SI

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bologna

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? a jew is a member of a religion called Judaism, they're generally tall and have curly hair, however not in all situations is this true. They celebrate Chanukah and passover and many other holidays. Pizza is an italian dish, it's round, has red sauce and cheese on it and is pretty tasty.

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Three men walked into a bar. None were injured because they were all wearing hard hats as is the procedure for a construction site.

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

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Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

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What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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