Why was little Bobby Smith crying on Christmas day? Because the doctor diagnosed him with terminal cancer.

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What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

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What do u call a gay dinosaur? Dinosaurs don't exist

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

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What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

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RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

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A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cement is grey, Shoes are myriad colors, but usually white, black, or brown, depending on their use, And I love you.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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A Nazi ran into a Bar.

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Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

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Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

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Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

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why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

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roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

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That is so fetch

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven

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Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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