- Anti Joke

Knock knock I'M IN THE BATHROOM !!

Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

Why was Billy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Because they're dead, they cant screw in a light bulb. Even if they were alive, it would be highly improbable that a baby could screw in a light bulb.

your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

Q: why did the boy fall off his bike? A: he wasn't very coordinated

If you stretch all your skin out in a line, you will die of blood loss or possible infection

A black man walks into a store and buys something.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

whats small and sexually confused? YOu

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What did Adam say when he saw Eve with just a fig leaf? The recipe said three frikkin figs.what the hell am I going to do with a fig leaf, you better get back in there, and hurry because I'm double parked. I was referring to Eastend married couple Adam and Eve Turner, in case there was any confusion.

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? As they can't find any, they are just squirrels, they can not asist little timmy choking on the lightbulb rolling around on the floor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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