What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

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Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

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whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

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Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

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I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

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What is 2+2? 4!

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What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

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Of course, first door on your left

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Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

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What did the man say when his wife said hello? Hello.

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What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

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A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

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What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

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What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

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Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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Hollywood presents: "HELP US MARIO! THE WORLD IS BEING OVERWHELMED BY KOOPA AND HIS FORCES OF TURTLES!" "What the hell do you want me to do? I am a damn plumber, squish them? Besides they are just turtles" "Oh yeah..." Steven Spielberg: Get bay on this script, at least its much better than the first one.

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*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

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How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

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Mike tyson

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

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Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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