What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Refrigerator

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Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

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When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

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What do you get when you cross a hippo with a dishwasher? 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7

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Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

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Why did the jew give all his money away to charity? -No I'm kidding, he didn't.

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Emergency call: - Please help, my little son swallowed a condom! 5 minutes later - It is ok, I found another one.

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What crawls on the ground and shoots arrows? Legless Legolas.

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Why did the boy fall out of his tree house? the tree house was hit by lightning

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I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

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Three blondes walk into a community college.

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Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

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okay so three men are in a plane ( this is the type of plane you can open the windows) so the stewardess goes up to the first man he asks for a gun she agrees but hes gotta throw it out the window he confused but he does it anyways the stewardess goes to the second man he asks for a beer she agrees but he has to throw it out the window hes confused but he does it anyways the stewardess walks up the the third man he asks for a pack of C4 she agrees but hes gotta throw it out the window without hesitation he gets it and throws it out the window. so they land and the first man sees a women crieing i was walking down the street and got hit in the head by a gun and arested for being armed the second man sees a hobo cheering loudly hes says he was sleeping in the ally and it started raining budlight the third man shes a women hysterically laughing she says i was going to work and spilled my coffe then my house blew up!

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i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

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How many arabs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. We also have a black president.

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What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

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Where can I apply for janitor school?

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What does it smell like, what does it feel like, do you like it? Yes

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Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

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My period is red, Your sauce is white, now pull down your pants and let me do my workout.

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Jesus walks on water, Humans are 70% water, I can walk on humans, Therefore i am 70% Jesus.

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What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

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