Drunk irish man

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I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other!

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

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A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

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What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

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What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

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why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

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what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Because he was dead.

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Ask me if I am a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.

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what did the muffin say to the other muffin when they were in the oven? hi, im a muffin

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What happens when you have nothing to do and you can't think of a joke? You just type whatever you want and hope to god someone likes it.

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Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

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What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

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A white man walks down an alley and sees two black men. They say hello and then are on their way.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

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Q. If the early bird gets the worm, what does the early worm get? A. Eaten...

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Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

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what has the same importance as mothers day? fathers day

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What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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