Yo momma's so dumb, she's not smart.

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If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

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A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

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What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

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How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

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A man walks in on his wife blowing Bubbles. Two weeks later they are divorced.

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9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

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Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

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What did the duck say to the flag? NOTHING DUCKS CANT SPEAK or flags

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A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

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What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

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What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

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The body system was looking for a leader!? Heart - I am because I circulate the blood Brain - I should be because I control the body Liver - I should because I feed Anus - No, I am All laugh The anus held closed for seven days. The liver exploded the brain stewed and the heart stopped beating. Anus - Now, what am I?!

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What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

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yo mama is fat shes fat

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How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

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there's 4 men, a rabbi, a priest, a monk, and a captain. they all go on the captain's ship for a cruise with a couple hundred people. this was during the cold war, and the ship was mistaken for a war ship, and the russians missled it. the monk says: "we have to get everyone off the ship!" the rabbit say: "NO! the women and children need to get off first! And we should also hail to Satan!" the Captain says: "OMG! It's a talking Rabbit!" the priest then stops the rabbit to death!" the rabbi says: "The rabbit is right! But just the children!" The Captain says: "Screw the children! this ship is going to Hell, we have talking animals saying we should worship the devil!" the priest says: "Do you think we have time" the monk, the rabbi, and the captain stare and beat him to death.... "Well, he was already going to Hell" the Monk says. But during this entire time the ship has been sinking and another missle blows up the ship. Everyone dies, except for Sean Conery...and Chuck Norris.

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What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

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An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

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How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

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