why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

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How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

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Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. ME?!

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

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What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

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what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

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What do blueberries, oranges, watermelons, doors, curtains, backpacks, spoons, asian men, bicycles, asian men on bicycles, shrimp, books, eagles, dinosaurs, watermelons wearing backpacks filled with shrimp and orange spoons, feet, limes, binders, paper, candles, chicken nuggets, tvs, chairs, floors, refridgerators, and humidifiers have in common? Barnes and Noble

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What is blue and smells like the sea The ocean

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What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

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What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights.

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

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"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

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Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

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The chicken hesitated to cross the road. It pondered endlessly on the ramifications of not crossing the road, the future jokes that would never have been made. So it crossed the road with no real purpose for others to come up with unique ideas. Just kidding there is no proof that chickens have ever existed. There is proof that Barack Obama is a woman, however.

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How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

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What did Christopher Colombus say to his men before they boarded the boat to sail around the world? Get on the boat.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Anything you want, it's only a fish.

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Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

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Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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