I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

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Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

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A Jew, a lesbian, and an Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender then cards them and sends them out because they're all under 21.

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Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

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A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

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Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

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A bus with 11 passengers is making its final stops for the night. At main street it drops of 6 people and picks up 2, at broad it drops of 3 and picks up 4, at 3rd street it drops of 5 and picks up 1, and finally at 6th street it drops off 4 and picks up 0. How many people are still on the bus? 13 if you include the dead bodies in the back

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How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

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Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

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Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

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Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

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my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

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Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

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Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

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Dislike this.

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dry handjob

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Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

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An asian is driving a car. He observes the speed limit and uses his turning signals while switching lanes.

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

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That's what she didn't say

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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