- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock whos there? I have no anus

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

Noah is Smart.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

What Happens when you shoot a deer? It's Dead

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your mother getting raped by your sister.

Roses are red Violets are blue, I am sorry... But you have terminal cancer and are probably going to die in about 3 months

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

You all have Aids

How many people were trampled on Black Friday this year? Not enough.

You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

Why does Brianne cry? Because she has no family.

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

What's stronger than then the love of a mother and her child? A semi-truck

Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

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