Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

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What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

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Why did lil' Jimmy fall off his bike? The weight ratio between the left and right sections of his body became uneven due to some sort of change in the traction of the tires to the bumps on the road/ path.

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What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

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just sit down and dont be a Jew

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How did the blonde get Lost in her house? Netflix.

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JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

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What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

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What d u tell Simba when he's moving to slow? Muvasa

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

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Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

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A ship wrecks in the South Pacific ocean. Only one man survives. He swims to a semi-deserted island, and is later eaten by the cannibal inhabitants

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What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

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what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

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Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

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Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

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What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Where do you find a dog? At a pet store.

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Where can you find a Muslim with a boxcutter? At a UPS.

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What's worse than not receiving presents on Christmas Day? Being forced to consume your own flesh

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an axe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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