In the middle of a long flight from Heathrow to Chicago O'Hare, the passengers of a 747 watched the engines all suddenly flame out. "Now, folks," the captain said over the PA as the plane plummeted to the earth, "I want it on record that I said it in plain English: a 747 can't fly from Heathrow to Chicago without refueling." No one bothered writing it down.

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How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

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Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

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Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

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What happened to the peanut who went to New York City? He got a-salted

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Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

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What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

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whats worse than 9/11 a paper cut

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Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

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A bar walks into a man

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why was ej's penis hard? because he had just got done having fine exquisit sex which he had ejaculated with a sturn body builder name frank who he had been seeing for the past few months.

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

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Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

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Bob: "Knock knock." Gerald: "who's there?" Bob: "your worst nightmare." Gerald: "your worst nightmare who?" Bob kicks open the door, kills Gerald, ties up his wife, sells his kids to slavery, and burns his house down.

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why was the boy sad? because his penis was stapled to a coffee table

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Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

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What happens when a blond walks into a bar She buys a drink

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What's big and hairy my penis just kidding It's Bigfoot

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

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Who won the race through the underpass, the black man or the polish man? The black man as he crossed the finish line several seconds earlier.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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