Don't you hate it when your reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles.

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What's black and bleeding? Who cares?

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a terrible and painful death on impact.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

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Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

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The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? About 144 licks but everyone gets different answers because we all lick lollipops differently.

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A:Hi, do you like to blow bubbles? B:Yea... A:Hi, my names bubbles

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what do you get when you throw a refrigerator at a boy on a bike? a severely injured boy, a lawsuit , a police record and a prison mate

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Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

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Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

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A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

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why is everyone always picking on ruth? because they just do

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Jeremy has 8 apples. Susie has 3. how much does Jason have? Purple because aliens don't like grapes.

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Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

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An Israeli, a Palestinian and an American walk into a bar. The Israeli shoots the Palestinian and says it was self defence. The American agrees with him.

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EVAN RAMSEY -CAD CLASS!

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

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What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

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Q: Why did the Jew fit in with the White people? A: Because he, and his compatriots, have accepted the view of Judaism as a religion, and perhaps a lifestyle -- but not a race.

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a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

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