What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

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A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

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Get on the boat.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a registered sex offender.

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What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

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Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

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What does a turtle do on its back? NOTHING!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

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What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

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how do you put a elephant in a fridge? open it and put it inside. how do you put a lion in a frige? you take out the elephant and put in the lion. there is a meeting for all the animals in the world which animal doesnt go? the lion because he's in the fridge. a man callshis dog and it doesnt come why not? because its at the meeting

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Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

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Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

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Womens' Rights

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

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What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

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Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

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A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

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What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

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Bitch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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