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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? So he can eat it.

what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

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25 kids go into the water. shark in the water. 10 come out. Ice cream man deals with the rest of 'em.

I am a joke. I am funny.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

Your mother is so nice, I saw her while grocery shopping and we pleasantly chatted. She also remembered my name and invited me to come over sometime and have a snack.

what do you call 69 babies in one room? a room full of babies

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

Why didn’t the skeleton go to see a scary movie? Because skeletons don't have eyes, and can not watch movies.

What's winnie the pooh's middle name? the

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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