What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

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Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

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What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a human being of Aztec descent, while a bench is an inanimate object used most frequently as a place to sit.

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How do you get a dog and a baby mixed up? You stir your chili.

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you will like this because i am black.

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What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had no arms.

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Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

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Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

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why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

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What’s the best part about winning a gold medal? Nothing. You’re on acid and staring straight at the sun.

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You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

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Why couldn't Timmy ride his bike? He didn't have a bike, his family was very poor and did have much money. Therefore a bike for Timmy was the last of their concerns.

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Parents: What do you want for your birthday? Boy: A yellow ping pong ball. 7th birthday P: What would you like for your birthday son? B: A yellow ping pong ball 13th birthday P: What would you like for you birthday son? B:A yellow ping pong ball. P:Hmm, fine. 17th birthday P: What would you like for your birthday son? B: A yellow ping pong ball. P: That's is I'm getting you a car! Day before 18th the boy drives into a bridge. He lies in his hospital bed and his parents are there. P: What would you like for you birthday tomorrow? B: A yellow ping pong ball. P: Fine. Why do you want these ping pong balls anyway? B: Because. And then he died.

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What is blue and not heavy? Light blue!

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Why is pi? Because circles.

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If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

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How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

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What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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roses are red violets are blue your baby has down syndrome

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guys cmon dont make fun about abbie make fun of josh brown WHAT A NOOB

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Why do black people like bananas? Because bananas have potassium which therefore gives them bigger muscles, which is why they excel at every sport we white people suck at.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man nothing. Because It's a duck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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