Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.

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A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

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How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

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roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

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Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

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Today, my doctor discovered I had a tumor in my brain the size of a walnut. FML.

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There were two busses. The one was red, the other one went to France.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

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Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

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your mom is so fat, shes not skinny

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why did bob hit Jim Because bob didn't like Jim

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How did the man with no arms or legs cross the street? He didn't.

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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ur dug has tits <3 from Alec Bamford xxxxxxxx<3<3<3xxxxxx QAHS 4life

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Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

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Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

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What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

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Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

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what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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