Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

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shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

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What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

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apple pie.

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WHO WANTS SOW????

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whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

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Dont follow this link.......http://www.google.com/imghp?hl=en&q=blue+waffle&tab=wi

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What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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How did the black man get a new television? He worked hard and put away a small percentage of his weekly wage in order to save for this new addition to his household.

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A: Knock Knock B: ...

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Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

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A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

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how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

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So there's this one Cheerio who really likes this frosted Cheerio. He walks up to her one day and asks her out. She responded, "no I only date frosted Cheerios." The Cheerio then went and got a tutor, he became very, very smart and turned into a multi-grain Cheerio. He goes up to the frosted Cheerio and asks her out. "no, you're still not a frosted Cheerio." he gets a gym membership and works really, really hard and becomes and apple cinnamon Cheerio. He asks her out again, "no you're still not a frosted Cheerio." so he goes to church too and becomes a honey nut Cheerio. "no you're still not a frosted Cheerio." he focuses and tries even harder than ever before and finally becomes a frosted Cheerio. He asks her out, "will you be my girlfriend? I heard about this party this weekend we can go to." she answers, "I'll be your girlfriend, let's go to that party." So, they go to this party. The boy asks. "do you want anything to drink?" the girl says "sure maybe some wine." the boy en goes to the wine store. There's a super long line and he waits and waits but goes back to the party. He tells her and asks her if she wants anything else. "some soda maybe." he goes to the soda shop and there's another long line and he waits until he can't take it and goes back again. He tells h and asks her if she wants anything else. "some punch please." He goes to the punch store, and there's no punch line.

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How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

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What's the difference between a horse? All legs are of equal length, especially the left one.

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yesterday, a girl asked me why a guy is Bro if he bangs alot of chicks, and chicks are hoes if they do alot of guys. i said to her “well, if one key can open a lot of locks, then it is the master key. if a lock can be opened by alot of keys, then it’s a shittyass lock, isn’t it

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What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

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If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

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- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

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Your MUM has aids :D LOL

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy This song doesn't rhyme PENIS

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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