- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

A midget walks into a bar. No one cares.

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

what do you say when you see a winner weaner

Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

a man walks into a bar after a long day at work, and asks for a drink. he finishes, pays the bill and leaves a handsome tip for the bartender and heads home.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

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