Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are green I'm bipolar

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When life gives you oranges, make lemonade.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

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Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

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What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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baby seal walks into a bar

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How do you get a man out of a box? Blow the box up

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A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

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Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

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How do you stop a fire breathing dragon from breathing fire? Shove a hose down its throat.

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A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

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Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

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The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

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Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

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why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

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How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

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What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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