Call of Duty is Awesome So is fingering a dead lion with an iron dildo

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What do you call a redneck virgin? A seven year old who can run faster than her brothers.

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You're so ugly you got rejected from the zoo.

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I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

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Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

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look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

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What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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you know whats not funny white boards.

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One guy asks another guy, "Why did the sleeping man get sucked into the sinkhole?" The other guy replies, "I don't know, I heard about that a few months ago, it seems highly improbable statistically. "

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Don't believe in Atheists.

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Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

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What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

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Who row's? •Liam Findlay

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what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

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Want to hear a funny joke Rojo Bunchie

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In mediavel times :A Jew rapes his mom.... He is promptly taken out of society and thrown into a lions den due to his act of imortality.

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how much could a wood-chuck chuck if a wood-chuck could chuck wood? it doesnt matter because they can not chuck wood

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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How many fingers do most people have? 10

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A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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