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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What do you call a Mexican on a boat? A sailor

What do you get when lettuce and oranges come together? I dont know, thats why I asked you.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

What do you call a not as grumpy Jewish man in his mid 30s? Danny. What do you call 5 of his best friends? Arin, Suzy, Barry, Ninja Brian, And Ross. Another possible answer to the 1st question is currently not married.

A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? one, its a fairly easy task

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

a blond makes out with ron every sunday and she stops every time to remember that she put the cheese in the wrong compartment brick house cheese is sad!

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

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