How many jews can you fit in a car? It depends on how many seats there are, but some could double-buckle and stuff like that to fit more if necessary.

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YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

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What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) *interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes!* STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

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ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

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A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

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What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

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How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

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What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

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Oliver's friends

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guy 1... "do you no any funny jokes?" guy2 ..."no" guy1 ..."same"

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a truck.

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it smells like up dog in here. whats that?

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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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- Are you thinking what I'm thinking B1? - No.

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Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

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I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

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Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

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What's worse than the holocaust? Probably nothing

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why are jews so cash hungry? because like the rest of us they are looking for a way to survive and feed their family.

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the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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