Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

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My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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why was the man gay? Because its not a choice. its a lifestyle.

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Why did the first squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure. Why did Bobby fall off his bike? He was hit by 4 squirrels.

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a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

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This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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roses are red violets are blue cookie monster is gonna eat you big bird is yellow you look mellow dont forget elmo to

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

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Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

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Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

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Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

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What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

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Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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Why couldn't the woman go grocery shopping? She was paralyzed from the neck down.

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A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

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mommy, mommy, the ice cream man is coming can i have a dollar? sure sweetie. YAY! Goes up to ice cream truck, ice cream man asks what would you like little boy, would you like chocolate, vanilla, str.... Ice cream man steals small boy.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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what does it mean when Justin Bieber sounds like a boy someones hit puberty

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Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

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