What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

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Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

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what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

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Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

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Women's rights

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What's the difference between Rebecca black and your mom? Capitalize Black.

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Are you okay? Here, let me take you to the hospital." The woman is now healing nicely.

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

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What do you call a baby in a blender? Child abuse.

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Wats rong with yo leg.....

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because 7, 8, 9

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

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What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

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What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

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How do you greet a small mexican man at Chuck E. Cheese? Whatsup Jose

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A bald guy walks out of a bar Prostate cancer

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'Knock Knock' 'Who's there?' 'My name is Boo, I'm sorry,I think I was given the wrong address, I'll be on my way now' Boo walks away from the unsuspecting person's front door and goes to the next house along in the hope of finding the house he was originally searching for.

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Ok, I have a knock knock joke for ya.......you start.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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