A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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What's black and blue and red all over? The dead woman in the dumpster.

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Why did Michael Phelps drown? He didn't because he is the best swimmer in olympic history.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Nothing.

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A horse enter a bar, and the barman says: "why the long face?" The horse has cancer

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A duck walks into a bar. He sees Khloe Kardashian sitting on a barstool. The duck runs out of the bar screaming.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

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What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? A pilot.

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There's an American, an African, and a Chinese walking down the street. Because the bar is down there.

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What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

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Where did Susie go during the explosion? On her knees to catch it.

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What is white and can fly? A fridge that can't fly.

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Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son Scotty was grabbed by the sexual predator 4 blocks from the school, and your daughter Sally tried to run and is now under the wheels on the bus going round and round.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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Roses are wilting violets are wilting YOU HAD ONE JOB

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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A postal worker creeps past a sleeping bulldog. The dog does not wake up, and the mail is delivered successfully.

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Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

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Coffee just isn't his cup of tea.

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Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

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So this is an anti-joke website, right?

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What happens when you run out of butter You ask antonio

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Your mom is so stupid she has trouble holding a steady job and struggles to support her family.

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