- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

Why didnt the homeless man eat the cheese? Because he died right before he ate it. :-(

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What do you do when a elephant is sitting on your fence? You hit it with a fridge

Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

How come the blind black guy couldent read because he is dead

what is Justin Bieber+ One Less Lonely girl.... A BABY

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Two pies where sitting in a oven when one of the pies says: God damn it's hot in here. The other pie screams out loud: HOLY SHIT A TALKING PIE!

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

Q: What's big, brown, and smell like crap? A: Turd.

I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

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