What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

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A girl dropped her pencil while sitting next to her bf... She glanced at his phone while he was texting a message that said "I love you"... The girl jumped up and called him every name she could think of and left the room... The message was to his mother! She didn't listen and left him... He killed himself because she left him... She killed herself because he killed himself... Moral of the story: Don't drop you pencil!

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Gary: How many sides does a triangle have? Juan: 2? Gary: Nope, it's 3, nice try

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put my dick in your ass

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

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Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

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Why do black people have dark skin? Lack of melanin in their skin. You learn something new every day.

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When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camero? - The Camero isn't in my garage.

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Why was the man scared? Because he was being attacked by a giant tiger.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

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1. In 2010, 8.8 million people fell ill with Tuberculosis. 2. Up to 70,000 children died in 2010 due to Tuberculosis. 3. Tuberculosis is the leading killer of people living with HIV with 1.4 million deaths. 4. Death from Tuberculosis has dropped 40% since 1990. 5. No country has ever eliminated Tuberculosis entirely. 6. About 46 million Tuberculosis patients have been successfully treated since 1995. 7. Children under 5 years old rarely get the disease. 8. Edgar Allen Poe’s mother, foster mother, and wife all died of Tuberculosis. 9. It can take up to 12 months to recover from Tuberculosis. 10. People with tuberculosis have symptoms such as cough that “won’t go away”, a cough that brings up blood, a fever lasting longer than 2 weeks, night sweats, fatigue, or noticeable amounts of acute weight loss. 11. Nearly 2 million people die from tuberculosis yearly. 12. Tuberculosis kills 5,000 people daily.

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What's winnie the pooh's middle name? the

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DONT THUMBS UP THIS LIKE POST THIS ON 20 MESSAGES OR YOU'RE BEST MAKE THE MOST OF YOUR LIFE WITHIN THE NEXT 7 DAYS

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Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

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whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

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How do you kill a 6'5 black man in a dark alley? Stab him 3 times in the appendix with a 12 inch blade.

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Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

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