Hitler: I said PASS THE JUICE! not GAS THE JEWS!

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Why was Bill in jail? He stabbed 17 black people because they didn't deserve welfare checks.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

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What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

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why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

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What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

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whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

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Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

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What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

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how to you confuse a blonde you ask her to recit the alphahbet back words

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he...

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Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

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A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

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Who has the biggest cock A rooster

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Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

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Do you want to hear a joke? No. Women's- oh, okay.

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Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

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Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

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How do you kill something thats already dead? You don't. It's dead.

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Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

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I have a phone, Don't know where it's at, Forever Alone FAPFAPFAP

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