- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

your momma's so stupid she shot herself

What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

Who is big and stupid My brother

How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

Person 1: *sneeze Person 2: bless you Person 1: I'm jewish. They never spoke again.

there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

How are a bucket and a purple shovel alike? Coincidentally they both are registered sex offenders.

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Double rainbow? What does it mean? Well, a "double rainbow" is a phenomenon of optics that displays a spectrum of light due to the sun shining on droplets of moisture in the atmosphere. Does that explain it?

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

why did the chicken cross the road? There was a depletion of its natrual habitat due to deforistation and it was searching for a new home.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

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