Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Whats black and white and red all over Racial violence

What do Black people call their fathers? Dad.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

why is this joke funny because your laughing

What do you call a black man carrying a bag full of drugs? A police officer who has just confiscated the bag from a drug dealer and is on his way to send the bag off to be destroyed.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Guys holocaust jokes aren't funny Anne-Frankly, I do nazi the point in them.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

It’s dead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

All this fuss about drink driving is a load of crap! I frequently drink and drive, and I've never had an accident, apart from one small collision in which my wife was paralysed from the neck down.

(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

What starts with a P and ends with O-R-N? porn

Whats the best way to get a woman to sleep with you? Rape her

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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