whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

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What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

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Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

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I have a phone, Don't know where it's at, Forever Alone FAPFAPFAP

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What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

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What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

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I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

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“Before I know it, he’s got both of my hands in his viselike grip above my head, and he’s pinning me to the wall using his lips … His other hand grabs my hair and yanks down, bringing my face up, and his lips are on mine … My tongue tentatively strokes his and joins his in a slow, erotic dance … His erection is against my belly.”

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You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

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A cow was very inconveniently standing in the middle of a golf course. An alligator dragged the cow into a swamp. The cow dies

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

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What do you call a blonde on anti-joke? Fairly paranoid because of the typical blonde stereotype.

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Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Get in the car."

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What do you call a book of notes? A notebook.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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What didnt rebecca black do today ride the bus

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roses are red violets are green id love to flick owen cliffords mams bean

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Q:what did a keppy kid with a big nose say A:hi im josh Roberts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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