Wanna hear a funny anti joke?...........................................................................................Funny anti joke

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How do you save a black man from drowning? You throw him a flotation device.

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What is green, slimy and has 8 legs? Uncle Martin

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Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What are little Timmy's hopes and dreams? Destroyed.

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Not everyone with a mustache is a child molester, but not every child molester has a mustache.

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Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

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Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

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Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

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Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

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Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

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Statues: Show what great people look like, if birds shit all over them.

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Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

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Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

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Why did the man's legs start shaking when he saw the attractive women? There was an earthquake

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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Compton

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What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

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I'm wet Ew you perv.. Stop thinking like that ! I just took a shower.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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