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Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

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Knock-Knock The man wasn't home, so there was no answer.

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Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

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Wy did the chicken?

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Knock Knock, Who's Theres? Your dead squashed nan

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?' The horse says "I was just diagnosed with testicular cancer."

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roses are red, violets are blue, no one cares, your adopted.

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What time is it? Ask chuck Norris! Gosh!!

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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What lives underground? Grandpa

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whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

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What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

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A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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Q. What did the atheist ask the pregnant woman? A. You gonna eat that?

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Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

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What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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