Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

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why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

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What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

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Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

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PFF! I hate that shit XD not saying that claymation cant be art, but that Plonsters or whatever is just something I dragged out of my head.

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What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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A newborn, an infant, a teenager, a person in their 20s, a person in the 40s, a person in their 60s, a person in their 70s, a person in their 80s, and a little old lady who is about 105 walk into a bar. Wait, infants can't walk.

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Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

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A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

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A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

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Q: Why did the man have no legs? A: He lost them when his humvee hit a roadside bomb during his last tour in Iraq.

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A blonde was told to go to the into the nearby swimming pool and sniff the Scratch-and-Sniff sticker on the bottom. Once at the bottom, she quickly realized that it was not a good idea and swam back to the surface.

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i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

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What do you call a room with an oven and ten Jews in it? A kitchen.

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A teacher at a school in America is writing on a chalk board. He asks the class what 50 - 20 is. The teacher begins to become impatient when noone put their hands up. This is because the school is an educational facility for asylumn seekers from Rwanda and all of their hands were cut off by a Warlord.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

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YO FACE

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Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

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Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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