- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

What did the blonde get for Christmas? A Brain

Q:Why did the cop arrest the black guy with a gun? A: because he shot a family and when the funeral was held he cooked a grenade killed everyone and peed on there grave, later he rapped two dogs and stabbed a crippled then tea bagged a horse to death.

What's better than winning $5000 a week for life?! Winning any larger sum of money a week for life, and sex.

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

you had me at "hello", no need to add "you're under arrest"

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

Throughout her entire pregnancy Sheniqua smoked, drank, and did many narcotic drugs such as heroin and cocaine. Why did she lose her baby before coming to term? Because I strangled her to death for being black.

A racist guy walks into a bar. Gets drunk, and cracks jokes. Then proceeds to get the shit kicked out of him.

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

Girl: what comes after 69? Boy: 70. Girl: no,toothpaste! Boy: ...

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

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