Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there are many theories as to why the aforementioned chicken crossed the aforementioned road. The most plausible is that the chicken was wandering around, when it came upon a road. Being a chicken, it did not know the dangers of crossing it, and proceeded to.

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When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

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How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

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Wolfjob.

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Hi my name is Jim

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

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whats better than shoes feet

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Jews.

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A dog walks into a bar, looks at the bartender, lifts its leg and pisses on a bar stool. What does the bartender do ? He chases the dog out the bar and gets a mop to mop up the piss.

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Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Because he was dead.

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

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Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The question just posed is unanswerable, as in order to state the reasoning for the chicken crossing the road, one would have to assume the a chicken has a concept of 'road'. As the chicken is an avant, we can safely say that it has no need of pavements/ sidewalks or roads. As a result, it cannot possibly have an incentive for doing so. Consider the following hypothetical analogy: you are walking in a forest, and you unknowingly cross another animals scent trail. You cannot possibly say WHY you walked across the scent trail, as you didn't know it was there. You can state your reasoning for walking in the first place, but not for crossing that specific scent trail. In conclusion, this question is unanswerable, due to the chicken's lack of knowledge about roads.

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why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

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roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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LET

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What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

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why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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