Whats worse then getting hit by a truck? Getting hit by a turkey!

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Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

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My friend harris is fat.

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Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

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Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

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Q; What is green and eats rocks? A; The green rock eater... Q;What happens when you through a rock straight up in the north pole? A; The green rock eater eats it..

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What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

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Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

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Nickelback

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What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

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Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

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Q- what do you call a Jew swimming in the Antarctic? A- Dead, any man wouldn't survive swimming in water that cold

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Murder me once, shame on you.

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Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

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GooglePlus.

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Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

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hi im paul ! im an alien :D tyuioyt5rtyuikfuhgdehjdhfghjhgfjjhfjfjdjdjd i pe out of my finger :D

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A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

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Why did the pasta not taste good? Because your mom made it.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

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how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

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Why was the man late for work? Because he slept in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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