What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

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Should a pole bump an alarm?

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

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Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly is made from the juice of the fruit while jam is made from the pulp of the fruit.

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Why do matt Daly jokes suck? Because he has Downs.

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How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

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Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

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How do you kill a vampire? Because vampires are figments of society's imagination and actuall living creatures, this task is impossible.

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GIRLS that think they can out-drink MEN.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new girlfriend? Neither has he.

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Carrot fingers

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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? No, but considering there has not been a single man to walk on the moon since 1972, it'd be difficult to generate any kind of revenue on this natural satellite.

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i have read and agree to the terms of service

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There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Therefore no one knew why his name was Fuzzy Wuzzy.

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Where does someone who has lost his arm, has a bleeding head, is mentally ill, has strep throat, and lung cancer go? Too late, they died.

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"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

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Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

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pudding

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Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs ? Same place you left it ...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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