- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

Your mama's p*ssy is so stank, she should probably consult her physician as she may have an easily treatable infection.

When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

What did the teenage girl get for her birthday? Pregnant.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

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A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

What did one man say to the other? I'm a Mormon.

Sit on Santas lap Boner

A dermatologist walks into a strip club. He tells the stripper she has hives on her back and that she needs to go to a clinic, then gets up from his lap dance and reports her to management.

Whats black,White and Asian? everything we are all equal

You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

A Irishman walks into a bar... he suffers severe head injuries.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

Q: Who's afraid of the big bad wolf? A: A couple of pigs with questionable carpenter's skills, and maybe Red Riding Hood. Grandma wasn't so lucky.

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