two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

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What is the best type of pepper? Well, some people say that the yellow pepper is the sweetest and most delicious, although others prefer red, green or orange peppers.

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What do you call a middle-aged man at a preschool? A teacher.

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

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Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

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I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

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What do you call a smart blond? A golden retriever!

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Why did the womens basketball team beat the mens? the men were locked in a refrigerator

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A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

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A man wakes up in his bed and looks at the clock. He realises he is gonna be late for work. He quickly gets out of bed, into the bathroom, has a shower, puts his deodorant on and brushes his teeth, gets dressed, and goes in his car. He drives out of his garage and drives to his work but gets stuck in traffic. He then gets to the car park of his work and parks his car. He gets out, goes up the elevator to his floor, when the elevator door opens to his floor, he quickly says hello to Terrance and goes to his bosses office. And guess what the boss says? You're late.

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what is big and can make things come out? a gun

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One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He decided to sail to Portland. He cast off and was never seen again.

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Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

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Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. see how easy it is to save with GEICO.

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What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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A duck walks into a store and asks the clerk, "do you have any grapes?" The clerk says no, and the duck leaves. The next day, the same duck walks back into the store, and asks the clerk if they have any grapes. The clerk, slightly annoyed, says no again, and the duck leaves. The next day, the duck walks back in and asks again if they have any grapes. The pissed off clerk says, "No, and if you ask again i'm gonna nail your feet to the floor. The duck leaves. The next day, the duck walks back into the store, and this time he asks the clerk, "do you have any nails?" The clerk says, "Yes." The Duck leaves.

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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