Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweat and so are you

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What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

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why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

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Why are spanish people good at soccer? Hard work and a long-life time comitment

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Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

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What do you call a black guy that has a big white coat, an assortment of knives and a couple of women working for him? A doctor

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

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Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

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Weaner

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

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Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

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The Female Orgasm

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What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

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Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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