Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? You don't. You just shut up and listen.

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Canadians

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Ben Wuz here was the funniest Hahahahaha

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why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

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what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

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How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

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What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

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That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

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Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

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What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

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Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

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Why couldn't the asian drive the car. He was underage and did not have his license yet.

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What's the difference between? Your mom.

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Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

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Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

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An Asian man man couldn't find his family, he is deeply concerned and contacts the missing persons unit.

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Why is Kyle so gay. Nobody knows

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What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

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why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

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how do you get a scouters power level to 9,000? power levels dont exist in real life therefore cannot reach 9,000

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