Why was the blonde so stupid? He had dyslexia and to make fun of his hardship would truly be a hardship of human morals.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

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Why did the Black man cross the street? To get to the other side.

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Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

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Q:What did the furry say to the other? A: Probably nothing, cant be easy speaking with a dick in your mouth...

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when life gives you skittles you take a handful and throw it at someone face and yell taste the rainbow

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A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

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w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman... They all died in a horrible train wreck.

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You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

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A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

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What's a pirate's favorite color? Depends on the pirate.

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So a man walking down a nature trail came across an injured fox laying on the ground in pain, it looked like it was attacked recently. There wasn't much the man could do at the time, so he gently picked up the fox and rushed the fox to his house. The man arrives moments later at his house with the fox. There were a lot of options the man could choose, but he went with a simple recipe. The man grabbed a knife and gutted the fox, removing all unnecessary organs. He then skinned the fox of it's fur. He sliced the head off, cut the legs to a stub, and stuffed it. He gave it a nice seasoning and placed it in the oven at about 350F for 6 hours. When the fox was perfectly cooked, it was taken out of the oven and left to sit for about 5 minutes to cool. He cut a chunk of meat from the dish and sat down to eat. "What a fine meal" the man said.

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EVERYBODY THUMB THIS JOKE DOWN

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What do you get when you cross a leopard and Chuck Norris? I don't know. Probably something like a furry yellow Chuck Norris with black spots and sharp teeth.

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I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

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Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

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A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom and sits down. He suffers from severe dementia and realizes that he's been in the classroom before. A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom...

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How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch."

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whats worse than 9/11? 9/12

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Anti Joke

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