Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

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Drew Knowles is gay

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A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

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What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

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A Mexican, Asian, and a black guy are on a bridge, the Mexican says there is too much rice and throws some off the bridge, the Asian says there are too many burritos and throw some off the bridge, the Black says there are too many candles in his house and throws his car off the bridge. Everyone was happy and left besides the Black because he threw his car off.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You're not that bad...you're still better at giving hand jobs than your dad is."

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Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

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E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

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If an atom bomb falls in a town, does it make a sound? Not to most people, as they would be killed in a massive catastrophe that will be etched into their ancestors minds for years to come, not to mention radiation poisoning and deformation.

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What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

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I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

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Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

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GONNA

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What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

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How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

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If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

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Why was the boy's face red? He put his cat in a blender.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

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What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

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I AM DISSAPOINTED

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Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

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Ross.

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