If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? There was a huge pile of dead babies blocking his path.

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

Q: What's the longest word in the dictionary? A: According to the Oxford English Dictionary (second edition), it is "Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism."

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

what do you call a screwdriver that thinks it'sa hammer? a screwdriver

What did the man with no teeth say? I need some teeth.

Why didn't JFK Jr. shower before the plane flight? He was in a hurry.

"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

What do you do when a elephant is sitting on your fence? You hit it with a fridge

A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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