What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What did the Muslim have under his hood of his car? A V-8 engine.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

thumb_up thumb_down

what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm color blind.

thumb_up thumb_down +165

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

thumb_up thumb_down +35

why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -24

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

dfsgdf g dsf g sdfg sdf gsd fg sdfg s df g sdf gs df g sdf g sdfg sdf g sdfgsadg awetrawefads f asdf asdrfasrg sdf nfghjml ho ;l jkm gascSDagfgh dj gf hdfgh khdkfgkfgkj gjkf g afg adf g dfgs df g sd fg s dfg sdfg df g sdf g s df gsdf g sdf g f t r j yu k yuilk yiol o l rt wer t wer t we t w e rt w er

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why did the black guy cross the street? Because his master ordered him to

thumb_up thumb_down -25

the holocaust

thumb_up thumb_down -7

TRICERATOPS!

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops