- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

well, I'm dying of AIDS, so....

How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why didn't Sally get back up? She had no legs Guess who's getting prosthetic legs for Christmas! Not Sally.

Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

How do you know if there is an elephant in your fridge? Well, because there's an elephant in your fridge.

What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

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DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

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