What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

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roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

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holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

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whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

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What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

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How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why was the Asian guy dumped by his hot girlfriend? Well you know what they say about Asian guys.... They are too dedicated to their schoolwork.

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roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

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What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

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There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

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Teacher: "What is the outside layer on a tree?" Dog: "Bark" Teacher: "How would you describe the desert surface?" Dog: "Rough" Teacher: "Would you say that Abraham Lincoln was an intelligent man?" Dog: "Yarp"

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Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

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So a horse walks into a bar... I forget the rest of the joke but you're mom is a whore..

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Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

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What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

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What's 9+10? 19

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Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Bailiffs.

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What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

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Why did the chicken cross the roard? There were no cars in the immediate vacinity and the chicken therefore came to a logical conclusion that it was a rational theorem on which crossing the road could be based.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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