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Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

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Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

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Knock Knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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Q.If you are European in the bathroom, what are you in the kitchen? A. A woman.

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what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

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A boy walks into a baker, asks for a loaf of bread. The baker enquires "White or brown?" to which the boy replies "It doesn't matter, I've got my bike."

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Person #1: Hello captain obvious. Person #2: Hello.

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when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

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Q: Why cant dinosaurs talk A: Because they are dead.

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What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

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What's worse than the Broncos losing the Superbowl? Your iPhone not working anymore

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I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

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How can you spot a blind person at a nudist colony? They might be carrying a white stick, or have a guide dog or someone to help them navigate the premises.

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Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

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What do you call a cat with no tail? A Manx cat

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Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

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A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

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Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

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Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

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