There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

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How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

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"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

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[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

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Society.

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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What's red and looks like blue paper? Red paper

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Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

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what do you call a black man being hung from a tree? -prejudice

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What do you call an Arab with a long beard? An Arab with a long beard you stereotypical piece of crap.

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Why did the baby die? Cuz the father had a small dick.

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

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why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

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You are so average that, if you entered an average contest, you'd come in middle place.

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What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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Liar liar, your dead nans carcass is on fire.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fish, just because it has a disability it doesn't mean you can treat it any differently

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What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

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A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

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