An Iraqi, an American and an Irishman get on a plane. They all enjoy the in-flight amenities, agree that the food was sub-standard and arrive at their destinations safely.

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wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

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Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

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If a tree falls on a house and there's no one there to hear it....Why was there no woman in the kitchen?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he felt the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies,"You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

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A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

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What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

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Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

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What did my grandma tell me during a funeral? Nothing. It's her funeral. She's dead.

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why did the black guy say he was ridin' dirty? because its been weeks since he last took it to the coin op, he's busy working as an I.T Specialist.

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Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

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what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

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Hitler and Jews become friends.

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Pickles are powerful

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Not again!"

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How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

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Jeremy has 8 apples. Susie has 3. how much does Jason have? Purple because aliens don't like grapes.

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Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

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What did Helen Keller say after the Iron Maiden show? Nothing, she is a mute.

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whats sixty-twelve and a half + one one sixty-twelve isn't a number

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Anti Joke

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