Horse with a chair on his head.

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How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

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Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. see how easy it is to save with GEICO.

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What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

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ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

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Why did the Old man die? He died of old age.

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Im sitting in class trying to write a joke. I should be writing my speech But i'm better off trying to think of the funniest joke that could get on the front page with over 9000 likes :( Lol nah thats never going to happen :'(

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What rhymes with milk...milf

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Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

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I like my women the way I like my coffee: Without a penis.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

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Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

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Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

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what do you get when you cross a scotsman who doe'snt know anything about football,and a indian who doe'snt anything about football .blackburn rovers , and a good night out.

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-What's a real anti joke? -This.

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why did u fart to loud? because you butt said so

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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

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What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Oh, then I'm not opening the door.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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