How to confuse a blonde. Buy 14 monkeys dye them purple and orange and hide them in her wardrobe

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a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

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Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

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What's big fat and ugly? A monster

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why did the man get a divorce? Because his wife had an affair.

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Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

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If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

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What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

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A preschool teacher told his class to draw a squirrel. One child proceeds to break into tears. The teacher says "what's wrong Johnny?" Johnny said "my whole family was slaughtered by a gang of squirrels!" this upset the teacher

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What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

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*Knock knock! "Who's there?" "Jehovah's witness" .....

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

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What does Helen Keller order at McDonalds? Food.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have alzheimer's, cheese on toast

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Why was the black man scared of the chainsaw? Because his father was killed by one when he landed on it when he fell of his ladder that was holding him up while he was cutting the limbs of a tree.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One says "boy it sure is hot in here." The other says,"yeah like 350-375"

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Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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