An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

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What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He is destroying his family.

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Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

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What goes up and does not come down? Why the hell ask me.

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Whats an Anti-Joke? Funny

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Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

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If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

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Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

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Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

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If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? No, the impact of the colliding objects being the tree and the ground causes a disturbance in the silence thus causing a sound. The tree gets too much credit.

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A blonde walks into a salon and says "I would like to get my golden locks trimmed." The haircutter replies "surely, just sit yourself down in that chair over there and I'll be with you momentarily." The blonde walks to the chair and sits down. When the haircutter comes over he asks her, "would you please remove your headset, I can't cut your hair while they're on." She laughs at her forgetfulness and removes them obligingly.

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A genie came out of a lamp explain?

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Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

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A rabbit hops into a bar and sits on a stool, he then asks for a carrot, the barman didn't have a clue what he said because it was a rabbit so gives him a carrot to be generous. The bar door slams open and animal control put him in a cage and take him away. The moral of the story is that you should never let rabbits in your bar.

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A boy walks to the bark and on his way he sees two individuals having sex in a car. He runs home and asks hios mother what he saw. She responds vinny is an enormous dork

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What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

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Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

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How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

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What's the difference between a dead black man in the road, and a dead dog in the road? One is a human being that probably leaves behind family and friends that will miss his absence. The other is an animal that will also be missed, but to a lesser degree since dogs don't form a bond with people other than the family it shared its life with. In either of the two cases, if I witnessed the accident that caused the death, I would promptly notify the authorities so as to make sure that the driver of the vehicle that hit them would be subjected to a breathalyzer test.

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(This is a joke made up by the young son of a friend of mine many years ago. It is still one of my favorite jokes.) Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

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