What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

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why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

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What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

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What did John F. Kennedy say to Kurt Cobain? Nothing. They never met.

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A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

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Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

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What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

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if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

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Loperson

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How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

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Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

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Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

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How much wood could the woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A relatively small amount compared to the amount of trees in the world.

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Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

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whats used in the kitchen and hurts like fuck? a cheese-grater dildo

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Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

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