Word play, punch-line, joke.

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"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

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Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

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Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

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What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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HALF LIFE 4 COMING OUT SOON!

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

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You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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So a deaf man is listening to the radio.

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A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dave." "Dave who?" Dave holds back tears as he realises his mother's Alzheimer's is getting worse.

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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What do you do if you see an alien landing? This depends entirely on the circumstances under which the landing takes place. It also depends on the observed nature of the alien,but given the high unlikelihood of this occurrence, one may be safe in the knowledge that he or she will never have to deal with such a mental state of stress.

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Miss Hoolie: Hello, PC Plum. What's the story in Balamory? PC Plum: I'm arresting you for the sexual molestation of twenty children.

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What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

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what does hi = good by cause person doesn't like you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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