What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

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why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

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A woman walks into a bar but is promptly returned to her kitchen by an officer of the law. Later that same evening, she is beaten mercilessly by her husband for her outright disrespect for the social restrictions imposed upon her gender.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

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Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

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Spongebob: Patrick! Can you hear me? Patrick: No, it's too dark.

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whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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whats blue and can be seen in the sky? the sky.

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A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to order a couple drinks, and shortly leaves after drinking them, later ending up in a fatal car accident.

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What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

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Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

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I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

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What do you call a blonde with a broken arm? A cripple.

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Joesph Triphook.

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What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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My brownie is so warm and squishy. You know what else is warm and squishy? Freshly killed babyies

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did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

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What happens when you give someone a free chocolate bar? ThEeyroast it and vapourise it intheir hands....no they eat it

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"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

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How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

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why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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