A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue.

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why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

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What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

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Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

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Kids are cheering about the confetti at a birthday party, the mom says the twin towers just collapsed.

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

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some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

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what is white and sticky? glue.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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A wise man once said a journey of a thousand steps starts with one step. The wise man also smoked weed and starved to death in a cave.

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Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

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What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

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How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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