what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

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What happens when you turn back time? You get "emit."

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What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

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three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

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Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

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Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

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What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

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How you do stop a baby from swinging around on the clothesline? Hit it with a shovel.

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Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

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Did you know Hellen Keller Had a pony neither did she

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The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

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2 men were friends 1 went to hell The other went to heaven

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What did one muffin in the oven say to the other muffin Nothing food doesn't talk

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A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

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Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

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Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

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Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

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What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

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Bee1:Boo Bee2:Boo Look i found 2 boobies:)

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Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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