Why did the Muslim guy look nervous and sweaty when the plane took off? Because he is claustrophobic. Racist fucks

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why was the little girl afraid of the dark because she was brutally raped in the dark when she was 4.

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Do you know what's the sexiest thing in the world? Sex.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the Shell Station.

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There once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he awoke with a fright in the middle of the night to find he had eaten the gel packets that came with them and died of cancer.

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How do you kill a blonde? Irreversibly damage her vital organs to the point where she loses consciousness and will never wake again.

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A horse walked into a barn...

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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Yo mamma so fat, she is going on a diet and is very sensitive about her weight.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Q: How many black people came KFC on June 31st? A: None because June 31st doesn't exist.

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Knock knock Who's there? Tom Tom who? Tom Rodgers I don't know you Tom decides to leave the house because the person in the house does not recognize him

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What's the difference between a Mustang and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Wii.

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Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

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what did batman say to robin? get in the car

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Wanna know who doesnt no how to right a joke? Who ever wrote this...

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What's worse then one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse then two bee stings? The Holocaust . What worse then the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Timmy. YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!!!!

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What's the difference between a pair of slippers and a pair of dead babies? Essentially nothing.

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What did the gay guy say to the other gay guy Want to make out?

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A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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