Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

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A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

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Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

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There's a fair in a small town in Scotland. In this fair is a sheep judging contest. There are 3 sheep lined up for judging. The judge looks at the first sheep and says "Wow! This is the most beautiful sheep I've ever seen! This sheep just might win!" Then he proceeds to the second sheep. He says "This sheep is even more beautiful than the first! This sheep just might win!" Then he goes to the third sheep. He says "UGH! This is the ugliest most disgusting sheep I've ever seen! There is no way this sheep will win this contest!" And the sheep looks up at him and says, "You think I'm ugly? Well I'm not."

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why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

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What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

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knock, knock whos there child molestor

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A man with a broken arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I broke my arm, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

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Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

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Do you feel lucky punk, well do ya? ..Umm i'm sorry :/ I'm not gay!... I'm into chicks...you know?!

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Someone told me once, but i had terrible memory so I had them tell me again.

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TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

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A whale's vagina

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Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

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Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

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Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

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People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

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Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

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Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

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Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

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Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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