Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

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When is the best time to eat? When you feel like it.

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What do you get when you cross chocolate pudding with your mother's slippers? A spanking.

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How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

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Im Black And I Will Beat You Children At Checkers,They Can Be Red

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Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

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Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

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Why did the girl pee her pants? She was only 1 month old...

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I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

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Women's rights.

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What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

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Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

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A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

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Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

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What do the Holocaust and baseball have in common? They are sports, except the Holocaust.

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What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

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What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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