What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

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Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

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im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

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How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

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What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew. One's a tasty delicious snack and the other one's a pizza.

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Here is an opposite. Black Santa Claus.

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What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin' with his family

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Why can't jokes spit?

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What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

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Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

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You life story is the perfect cure for insomnia. [L]

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Punching a baby

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If you are my friend like it!

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Whats black, white, and red all over? A severely beaten and bruised man who was found un conscience and robbed in a dark parking lot behind Dennys at 2 o'clock in the morning.

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When you're climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter, you may want to see what happened, and then promptly clean up the mess so one one slips.

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why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

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My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

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knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

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Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

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there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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