What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

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*insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here*

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

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A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

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What did billy get after sex? Herpes

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

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Where did the taxi driver put his suitcase down? celery

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket in disguise

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whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

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Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

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Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

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What do you call a white woman that had sex with a black guy? A rape victim.

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What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

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Women's rights

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Why didn't the 9-year-old girl go to school on monday? Because she lived in a country where women don't have rights and was traded as a commodity for 2 pigs to be a wife for a 43 year old man.

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What is worst than your girlfriend's mother?? Osama Bin Laden's One

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What's funny and arousing? This joke.

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