Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

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What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

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So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

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What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

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Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

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Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

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What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

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A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

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Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

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Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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