Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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frogs are green and grass is greener i just blew up ur mom and ur the cleaner now get to work SLAVE

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

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How did Jesus walk on water? He was Jesus

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You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

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Why was the boy not feeling well? He swallowed a piano.

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Why did John go outside? His house was on fire.

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A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

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A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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Where did Lil' Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

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Im ashamed of being from Canada

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Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

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A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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360 NO SCOPE

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

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What did the black man say when he ate a Hershey bar? Delicious

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How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

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Women's Rights

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A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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