What happened to the blonde pregnant women? She died giving birth to her blind and mentally challenged son.

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What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

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whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

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What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

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HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

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4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

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What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

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What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

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a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

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Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

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your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

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Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

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Two flatfishes swam in a bathtub.

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How many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Women's rights

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Boy: Mum... I got a hundred marks! Mother: That's good my son! Which subject was it? Boy: 30 for maths, 40 for english, and 30 for science.

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Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

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Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

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Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

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What do Ethiopians do for dinner? Starve.

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There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

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What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

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What did the alphabetical soup spell for little Bobby? U gOt SUzie prEgnant ....... aGaiN

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you see theres this guy.

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