What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

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It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

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How do you get a black man out of his house? you ring the doorbell.

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What does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? Ow

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I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

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Q: How can you fit 1000 jews in one car? A: The Ashtray

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whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

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Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

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There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

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whats woorse then being stupid? kaelynn... aka big head

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

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Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Not all poems rhyme Penis

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"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

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why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

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Whats green and can kill you when it falls from a tree? a pool table

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What do you call your mom? Mom

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Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

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whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

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All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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What's the difference between a Corvette and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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