Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: Shoot it.

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

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What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

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What did god say when he saw the first black person? He will do alright for him self

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

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Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

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Q: What happened when Paul couldn't decide on Pornhub or Redtube. A: nothing since he doesn't have a d***

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Yo momma's so fat, however, she takes pride in her size because every body is beautiful.

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this new cologne, it's kind of gross smelling.

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse. The horse walks out of the bar kicking over some chairs and scaring some people because he is a horse and horses do not belong in public atmospheres.

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How did the blind man watch T.V? With the captions on.

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A white man and woman are married and the wife becomes pregnant. However, the wife has been having an affair with an African American man. The baby turns out to be white and so the woman was very fortunate or else the husband would have figured it out for sure.

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a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

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What did little jonny do when he broke his leg? He proceeded to brake into tears due to the excruciating pain caused by his unfortunate injury.

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What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

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When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

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whats a diffrence between a bench and a black person the bench is a thing a black person is a human being

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Why did the plane crash? The pilots had brain damage.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

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what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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