Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

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an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

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Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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Whats the difference between a field of corn and a dead body? The field of corn wasn't killed by severe blood loss and hemorrhaging after it was stabbed in the back, stomach and abdomen 27 times in 1987, where the escaped convicted serial killer buried it beside a river in Northern Dakota.

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How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

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What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

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A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

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What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

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Two muffins were in an oven. One muffin said "Wow, its hot in here." The other muffin said "Oh my gosh a talking muffin!" The house burnt down because the oven created a fire.

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Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

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What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

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Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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What sentence on this site is the biggest cause of forever alone. "No comments yet. Be the first"

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eloise dey.

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What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police, your entire family has died in a terrible car accident.

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whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

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American Idol

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What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

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A man walks into a hospital with a panicked expression, and rushes to his doctor's office. "Doctor, I am in tremendous pain when I breath!" "Hmm, seems to be a lung problem, take one of these antibiotics twice a day." "Thank you so much!" "Oh yah! Your family was brutally killed in a sixteen car pile up."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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