a black is sexuel but a white nothin without a car.i mean im nothin i dont have a car i mean realy where do you get a car?its awesome but stupid.

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The real reason you go to college is.... To learn more about what you want to do in life.

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Fun Fact: If humans stood in a single file line around the equator, most of them would drown.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because that's where all of the other chickens are.

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Lil' Wayne

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♪ It's raining. It's pouring. ♪ The old man caught pneumonia and died....

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why did the ginger have no friends? he was wearing skechers

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Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

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Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

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Women's rights.

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How do you know that someone is polish ? They smell funny

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Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

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Random question: Whats black and white, green, and black and white? Well thought out correct answer: 2 zebras fighting over a pickle

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Why do Eskimos build igloos? Because it is the most practical form of habitation for their climate zone, lifestyle, and availability of materials.

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A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

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What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

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I was watching two muffins baking in an oven. One said to the other, "Wow, it's hot in here." The other one said "Wow! A talking muffin!" I went to my psychiatrist the next day, to increase the dosage on my medication.

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If life gives you lemonade.

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What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

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What do you call a bear with no fur? A taco.

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In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

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:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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