what's 9+10? 19, not 21

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

Major League Soccer

21

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

What's black and twelve inches long? A Maglite.

Why didn’t the skeleton go to see a scary movie? Because skeletons don't have eyes, and can not watch movies.

How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

Why was the sea green? because a whale took a piss

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

What did Madeline McCann get for Christmas? Nothing she's dead.

Why doesn't stevie wonder play snooker? Because it's not very popular in the US.

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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