Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

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A van drives into a car.

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A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

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Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

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what do a parrot and a hippo have in common? i want to kill every non white human being!!!!

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Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

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What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

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Why did the boy cry when he got circumcised? Because he couldn't fap.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names...

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Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

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Relax, I said some pretty vile things to you when I thought you where a guy seducing me while it became ever more apparent that you where pretending to be me, thing is I often use this site to vent my frustrations and earning the "praise" in the form of red thumbs by the people. I wont say your name, but I know who you are now, the girl with the big red scared eyes, I mean how many one handed 27 year old`s do I know? I am in my early thirties, that`s all I am willing to share for now, If people come around trying to poke out my remaining eye, I am ready (my waifu, is at her mother`s place, she knows I am still a wanted target by, well some people here and there.

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Your momma is so stupid Her iq must be below 50

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womens rights

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Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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What did my Grandmother get for Christmas? Alzheimer's.

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why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

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Anti Joke

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