What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

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Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

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Three guys went barhopping. One slipped and broke his dick.

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Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

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What did the cat say to the elephant? Meow.

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What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Shit... Shit who? Wrong house... Do I know you Shitt Ronghouse? Yes. Please come in. Okay.

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DERP

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Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

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An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

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why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

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Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

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Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set an alarm for a reasonable hour.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

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its funny cuz i laughed!

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Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

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What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

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Anti Joke

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