two elderly men were sitting in the sun discussing their lives. The first man says "my life was horrible as I had to walk to work uphill in the snow with no boots on a daily basis" The second man looks at the first and replies "you know why my life was horrible?.. I was born a jewish man in Germany during the second world war and was injustly judged and harrassed nearly to death on a daily basis"

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

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A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

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Why did the Mexican man jump to the floor? He had a stroke.

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What's the difference between your mom and a toaster? A toaster won't period in your cereal bowl.

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What do you call it when you kill a Jewish homosexual? Murder.

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Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

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What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

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What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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Gays

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Why did the guy hate the man that said,"I respect you?'' Because the man was Hitler.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a lady....

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what do you call a gay guy? kevin

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One kid clicks his pen. The kid sitting next to home clicks his pen. They next 3 kids click their pens. The teacher walks by and says "monkey see monkey do." And the kid that first clicked his pen responded and says "monkey pees all over you."

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What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

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Why are anti-jokes so funny?

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haikus are easy but sometimes they make no sense refrigerator

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How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

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Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

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if there is a circle of fat people and you throw a cookie in the middle of the circle. It will be the best game of hungry hungry hippos you will ever see.

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What do you call two black men in bed? Twix

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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