What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

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There were three men in a race: Crap, Manners, and Shut Up. During the race, Crap fell and Manners stopped to pick him up, Shut Up kept on speeding. The police stopped him. Here is there converstation: Police 1: Whats your name? Shut Up: Shut Up Police 2: Wheres your manners? Shut Up: Back there picking up crap.

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

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What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

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If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your porch? Matt.

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Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

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What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

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Q. Knock knock A. Who's there Q. DEEZ A. DEEZ who A. DEEZ NUTZ HA GOT EEEEEM

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Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

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What's worse than a dead man?  2 dead men

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What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

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sky's sty

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why did arno fly away? he was a bird

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Why did Sarah limp to school? Because she got hit by a tree

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knock! knock! whos there? doctor doctor who? no Doctor Brown, you have cancer

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How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

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Muslim athletes.

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Wigan.

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What's worse than finding a pickle in a jar? Finding Snooki in a jar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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