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Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

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I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

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Video Games

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

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Michael J. Fox asked me if I wanted my drink shaken or stirred, did I really have a choice?

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What's worse then finding a repeated joke on antijokes? Finding a real joke.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

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what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

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Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

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How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

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why did the guy die? because he got hit by a train. lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? For throwing away all the W's

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Penis... Okay...

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Why did the girl fall She didn't she was eaten by a bear

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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