Before Super Mario existed what did people play? Instruments.

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69 :)

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Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

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Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

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why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

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Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

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Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

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whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

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Hitler

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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School

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why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.

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you gay?

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What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

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Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

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Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

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Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

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This is an anti joke

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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Why was the baby ant confused? Because his uncles were ants

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