whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

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How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender felt bad and gave him $20.

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What's the difference between your momma and a bucket of shit? Well, for starters your mother and a bucket of shit aren't even made of the same physical structure, and secondly, your mother is sentient while a bucket is not.

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Welcome To Facebook

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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one of the idiot

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do the holocaust and 9/11 have in common? They were both terrible tragedies that people will look back upon in sadness for years.

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Im about to rewrite History....... History

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This anti-joke below is hilarious.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

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once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

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What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

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i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

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Q: What's red, pink and spins round and round? A: A baby in a blender Q2: What's red, pink, green, and smells bad? A2: The same baby 2 weeks later

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Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

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your mumma so fat she stepped on the weight scales and it says to be continued

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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What is it called when a black man does cocaine? A felony.

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