Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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Knock knock Who's there? Oh. I was just making sound effects.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

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Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

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And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

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What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

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A rabbi and a nun walk into a bar. They grab a drink and really hit it off despite their differences. After a couple years of happy dating, the rabbi, Mark, preposes. Gloria, the nun, gladly accepts. After four months, Gloria is pregnant. She dies in childbirth. The child has many illneses and dies within a week. Mark commits suicide.

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Why was the elf sad Because a polar bear ate his family

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

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roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

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What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

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Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I am blind.

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

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Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

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What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

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Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

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Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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