how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

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Person 1: Eric is in the hospital! I think it was those depression pills. Person 2: What did he overdose? Person 3: No he just took to much.

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Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

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what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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Duh, its red not ginger, like really really red... Not unlike my eyes, which is a bit of the reason I dye it., I also use colored contact lenses most of the time now.

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A muslim is working quietly in his 3rd floor apartment complex bedroom. ~~~~ He's been working on high explosives for 8 months now, preparing to kill innocent people.

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whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

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Jack and Jill climbed up the hill .... and fetched a pail of water.

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What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

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wanna hear a joke: women's rights

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Whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

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what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

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How many fat Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

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Why did the womens basketball team beat the mens? the men were locked in a refrigerator

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There once was a man from Nantucket Who got his head stuck in a bucket He yanked and he yowled, he hollered and howled, Then gave up and grumbled, "Aw, I guess I'll have to go to the doctor."

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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What do you call a nun who is just walking around? A Roman Catholic

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There are two types of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't. I happen to be one of those who can.

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Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

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roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

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Your mom is so fat that she has high cholesterol. Moral: I AM NOT CRAZY! Said the man to the dog.

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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