Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

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Knock Knock Whos there? The Police, your mother just died of bowel cancer.

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A: what does hellen keller say to her mom? B: nothing. she cant speak due to her lack of hearing and visualizing

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A one armed blond is in a tree, how to you get her to come down? You wave to her?

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(Family sat down at table) *Child goes to start a story* - "I have a ginger friend.." Everyone bursts out laughing and leaves the child confused.

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raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

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Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Sally with prosthetic arms.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

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What do you call it when a cave man pisses himself running from a t-rex? Historically incorrect.

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

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Yo momma is so fat... Her body mass is above average.

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why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

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When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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Why did the cat bite its owner? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

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What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

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How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

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yo momma so stupid she should probably be taken to a specialist as she may have a learning disability.

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Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

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Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

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your goin down...aint no tomorrow...wha bang bang

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Why was the little girl blowing bubbles in the swimming pool? Because she was drowning

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if you have two gay people, would their kid be gay too? oh wait....

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