you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

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knock knock who's there Alec Baldwin I just raped your children ..........

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. The first muffin did not look over to the other one and did not talk to it because muffins are objects and do not have the ability to communicate.

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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What did Tom get for his 5th Birthday ? Nothing, he died when he was 2 years old

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a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

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Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

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Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

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What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS. AIDS is worse.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

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Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

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your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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What's worse than a snake in your boot. A boot in your snake.

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How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

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Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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