What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock out a window.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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If you were a pie I'd eat you

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How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

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What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

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What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

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A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Q: Why don't chicken breasts have nipples? A: because if you freeze them, they will pop the package.

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How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

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Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

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A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

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*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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alert('The Game')

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I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

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SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

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What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

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A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

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I bet you read this. Told ya.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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