What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

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I'm innocent its all Taggart he's the one instigating.

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Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

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why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

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Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

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Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat them. get fat. Die.

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the joke below me is not an anti joke

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

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You wanna hear a touching story? Once a pon a time you died. The end. (all anti jokes posted by me will be adressed with -blarg)

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Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

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Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a fried chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

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How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

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The glass is half an hour.

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The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

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once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

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Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

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Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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