whats long black, eight inches and sometimes has white on the tips of them? a black mans foot the wears an eight inch shoe.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She didn't pass her driving test.

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Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

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What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

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Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

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Why does the deer cross the road? It had just birthed two deer, one of which was hungry, and food was on the other side, the other had been hit by 4x4 Hemi V8 Supercharged F1-50.

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Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

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Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

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What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

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I used to get on Facebook, then someone asked me to save a child in Africa by liking a picture of Jesus or ignore it and go to hell

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did Alice fail Maths? Because everybody else was Asian.

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What do you call a black guy who sells drugs? a pharmacist

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

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Knock knock! Who's there? A Doorbell salesman.

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How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

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Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

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Why couldn't the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

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Why do Pelicans stand on one leg? Because if they stood on none, they'd fall over.

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Friends are a lot like trees... ...they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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