- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies? girl scouts

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

I'M JOSH BROWN!!!!!

whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

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your mom is so old, she is often confused for your grandmother.

Why was Susan tied up on the railroad tracks? Because she was a blonde and her dad told her it was a roller coaster.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

What is pretty, has big tits, talks like a guy, and has a dick? Your mom giving me a handjob.

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Q: What did the angry German man say to the Ameican? A: I dont know, I can't speak German!

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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