What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

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Why did the woman start crying? She didn't have woman's rights... That's right, get back in the kitchen

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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No, we got to speak now, or you know, never.

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Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

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Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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A black man didn't walk into a bar

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Why are you here? Because i'm not over there!

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So there is the standard english class with groups of different people. You got the nerds, lads, violent ones etc. Now the kids are doing a standard pop quiz. The nerd is next to the violent kid. The violent kid asks the teacher if he can go to the toilet. Everyone is nervous as it was based from last year's work which they haven't studied for. He then stabs the nerd in the neck multiple times and finishes his test.

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How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

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What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

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What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

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what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

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A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

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YEAH! LIKE RELLEZ! XD Anyway, sure, it depends, you don't get voted as the most pointless man on Horse-head network without working some for it, but if really weird comments impress you, then sure. Honestly though, I might have been flexing my show off muscles a bit more than usual, as in posting more stupid stuff than usual, BUT, that is because when a MAN meets a sexy WOMAN, yet another one than his WIFE, his already boiling testosterone burns with flames... ...And yeah, where where we again? Oh yeah, you acting a bit bimbo, and me going "RELLEZ" just to make you aware... Then added this.

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Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

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Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

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Why did the boy laugh? Mr Tickle was his babysitter

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A Ferrari Enzo and a Toyota Prius were having a street race. The Driver of the Ferrari died after he was hit by a bus.

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

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What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

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what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

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What do you get after putting bread in a toaster? -Toast.

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Anti Joke

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