Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? it was dead.

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What is both bold and brash? Fox

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Jimmy was skipping in the park one day when a young boy stopped him. "Hello there, would you like to be friends? We can go behind the old oak tree and play soccer!" asked the boy. "Ok!" replied Jimmy, and they went off together to play. The so-called 'young boy' was actually a wanted midget rapist. Jimmy was brutally raped and filmed. The film was later uploaded onto the internet where it blew up in a matter of weeks. Jimmy had to move schools 6 times and had to go to counselling every week. He finds it hard making friends and later went on to become a heavy cocaine addict.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no legs.

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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"Ask me if I am a Lemon?" "Are you a Lemon?" "Yes, ask me if I'm an Orange" "No, I'm a Lemon."

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What's the difference between gays and straights? Sexual orientation

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Slavery

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Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

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What happened when the blind man was running toward a cliff. He stopped before he fell.

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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Q. What is worse than being British???? A. Not being British

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what is yellow and cant swim? a bull doser what has 4 wheels and is green? grass, i lied about the wheels what is worse than finding a worm in ur apple? having cancer

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A homosexual black man and a 13 year old child are in the shower at the local gym. The black man says to the boy "you dropped your soap, why don't you pick it up?" The boy promptly thanks the black man, picks up his soap and continues to shower.

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Why did the man suck at basketball? Because he is white, 5 foot 2, and has no arms. Posted By: Lram

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse, thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly defecates on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few chairs and tables.

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Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

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Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

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Why does mcguigan get made fun of ? Because he is gay with Jack Walsh

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I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

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what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

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Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

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Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

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Anti Joke

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