what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

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A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

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What does a bug do in a telephone booth? Eats yogurt.

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

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What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

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Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

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i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

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Your mamma's such a whore, she sleeps with men who pay her.

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Patient: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano when my arm heals? Doctor: Did I not tell you? You insurance didn't cover the cost of this operation. Your arm is never going to be healed!

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Why did the Indian cross the road? Trail of Tears.

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What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

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There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

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This is not a joke.

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What were the murderer's last words before he was put to death by electric chair? "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NNNNNFHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.................................................................................................................." He then defecated in his pants.

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How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

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what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

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What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartenders says, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because horses do not comprehend English. He then becomes startled by his surroundings and bolts out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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