The term "serial killer" is a bit strong...i prefer "ghost manufacturer"

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Justin bieber is a loser! One Direction all the way baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3

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I am a nigger.

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what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

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Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

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What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

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What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

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What's circular and round A circle

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What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

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What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

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What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

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Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

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a man walks into a bar and was arrested because it wasn't a bar it was a bank and he shot and killed 4 people during the armed robbery

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I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

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whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

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What the difference between Adolf Hitler and Michael Phelps? Micheal Phelps can finish a race.

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what do you call a black woman pregnant with twins? A woman who has a loving husband who she wanted to have children with so when they had sex, 2 of his sperm fertilized the egg so now she gets to raise two children which she is looking forward to, but she also knows it will be alot of work.

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the love boat

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Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

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Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

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How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

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Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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