What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

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What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

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Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

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how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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what did the left nut say to the right nut? The guy above us is a real dick huh?

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A black guy walks down the street. He sees a lamp, picks it up and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he has 3 wishes. The black says he wants to be thin, white, and get alot of pussy. The genie says, congadulations your a condom!!

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What do you call the black president? Mr.President

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FUTURE-CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and deaf, so it wold be near impossible for her to do so without seriously injuring herself or another human being.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

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Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

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Chuck Norris can fly around the world in under 2 days. In an airplane.

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Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

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Q: Why did Temia go to sleep? A: Cause swaq and she was so skuxx!

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Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

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Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

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What did Madeline McCann get for Christmas? Nothing she's dead.

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I've got 99 problems and they're all stressing me out and causing me to be very unhappy.

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Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

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Dick in your vagina fuck cock cunt shit

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yeyeyeyeye live action

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What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

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How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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