- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

I really want to wear my Christmas leggings Actually I lied about the leggings, they're tights I love anal

how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

Why did the Asian Cross the road? Because the crossing signal went green!

Why was the boy crying last night? - a clown raped him

Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

Chuck Norris can watch TV.

What's sadder than a dead baby? Any dead adult, considering how much more they've contributed to society.

I'm gay. Great me too.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

How old is your mom Dead

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Two men walk into a bar. You think the second man would have seen it.

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

Whats worse than hearing a terrible trombone player? The screams of the maimed and dying.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on how much you compress them.

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