I was thinking... Love conquers all right? Remember the epic crying video? Satan: Because... Some where deep inside... I still love you... God:BUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAUuuuaaaahhh... (Partially invisible effect hand of Satan pats God on the back) The universe is at peace with no opposing forces and I am Nerometal, not that asshole that claims to have one fist and is the leader of some sect, I am and will always be the original Moralman, my name simply happens to be Nero, and thats it, so I am not dissing the bible, why would I none of my business literally, but if love can be tha powerful eh?

knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

What's black, white, and red all over? An ovulating mulatto woman.

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

What has a head but can't see? A penis.

your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

Q-Whos the best server at Sonic? A-Kevin !

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: The construction of a steel-reinforced concrete wall will work in most instances, but for more resistant cases, the use of a high-impact titanium anti-rhino charging barrier is required.

whats small and tickles? pubic lice

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

Steering Wheel Face.

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

What's the difference between a pessimist and a magnet? One is made of flesh and can talk, think and do things. The other is made of metal and can only pull things towards itself or push them away. But strangely, the latter is a lot more welcome in most situations.

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

I used to make jokes about taking arrows to the knee then i beat the game

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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