whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? Ones fun to jump on, the others just a trampoline.

How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

How many fat people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to hold the ladder, another to screw it in. The third one stands to the side, just in case it breaks.

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

Girls soccer

A. What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew: B. Pizza's don't scream when you put them into a oven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

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