There was 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. I don't know the rest of the story but the ending was when they guy came all over their faces.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Why was the man's foot hot? Because it was stuck in a toaster.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

thumb_up thumb_down +10

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

thumb_up thumb_down +14

What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Jacob Edwards has friends.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

thumb_up thumb_down -20

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Q: What did the black guy say to the white guy? A: Nothing, he's a mute.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What is long and black The unemployment line

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

What would you say if you girlfriend got hit by a train? Trick question, trains don't go through kitchens!

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

thumb_up thumb_down +15

nice tits.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

thumb_up thumb_down

What is James Miller's real name? James Miller.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops