what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting ran over by a truck.

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this site is funny.

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What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

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what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the little boy? May God be with you.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

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What did the Mexican say when a house fell on him? Nothing. He's dead.

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An Asian person drove home safely.

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YOU

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Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

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A man walks into a store and asks for a loaf of bread.

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I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

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Pickup Line: Hay girl is that a mirror in your pants. Becuase I can see me in it.

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how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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A guy walks into a bar, unfortunately for him, he walked in on a huge bar fight and managed to get the hell knocked out of him as he entered the door.

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I wrote a funny joke.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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noah is a scrub jungle

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knock knock whos there the game _______I LOST THE GAME_______

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What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

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Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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