Roses are red. Violets are blue... Hold on. Roses could be white too.

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3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

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What is Ciaran Wilkie Gay

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

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Why did the blonde kill herself? She was diagnosed with major depression and was dealing with a lot of traumatic events in her life.

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what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

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How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

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0 1 this is a sad sad world.

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot.

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What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

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Women's rights

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Did you know brown and green rhyme? Just not with each other.

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

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Call jets pizza at 8637090999 and say porr cisero is still stuck and shit will go down

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What is the difference between a rat and an italian? nothing.

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So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

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a duck walks up to a lemonade stand. thats impossible, because nature says that ducks cannot walk.

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a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

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What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

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How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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