Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

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yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

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What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

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What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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If somebody chucks skittles at you saying taste the frickin rainbow Run over them with a car and say "NationWide is on your side!!! ????

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I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

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Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

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What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

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what do you call a black person in the dark? ........invisible

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Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

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YOUR MOTHER IS SO FAT that she sought a relevant support group. My understanding is that she tried Overeater's Anonymous and lost a few pounds, but it meant more that it improved her sense of self-worth. She's more comfortable with herself as a somewhat overweight woman, and a much happier person now. We're all very proud of her.

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Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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How did the terrorist die? He flew a plane into a twin tower

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My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

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Why didn't the Alzheimers patient put on her shoes? She didn't leave the elderly home that day, thus taking away the need to put on shoes.

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If you like this song so much why don't you marry it? Because a divorce would be tough on the kids

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

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Why did the tomato blush? A tomato's complexion is already red so it simply appears to be blushing

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if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Two guys were Arguing. (A & B) A. You suck B. If i suck then you choke. A. The only way id choke is if i smelled your stank ass breathe. B. The only way id have stank ass breathe is if i was liking your moms vagina A. The only way my mom's pussy would stank is if you were liking it. B. The only way id be liking your moms pussy is if it were a dick.... Both stare at each other... and walk off awkwardly

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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Q: Whats Red And Has Socks? A: An Apple, I Lied About The Socks..

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A burglar broke into a house one night. He picked up a CD player to place in his sack and a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark, saying, "Jesus is watching you." He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head, clicked the light on, and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, he heard, "Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. "Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot "Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you." The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?" "Moses," replied the bird. "Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?" "Devout Semites," the parrot replied.

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