- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walked into a bar. The third man ducked.

How do you get a clown off a swing? You kill him with an axe

Q: whats white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you A:a fridge

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

Why is the little boy sad? His parents died in a car crash.

Testicles.

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens live on farms.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes now you do too.

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

Guy 1: So who did you have sex with? Guy 2: I was Fucking Austria. Guy 1: What do you mean? Guy 2: Look it up.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

AIDS

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

Why'd Katie fall off the swing? She had no arms

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

A man recently set the world record for jumping into a foot of water from 50 feet high. Luckily, this made the clean-up rather simple.

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