Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

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What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

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Why didn't the business man ever wear pants? He didn't have any legs.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong is an astronaut. Michael Jackson abuses little kids.

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What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

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What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

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What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven. By darragh Hamilton

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Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally had a burning hatred for dairy products.

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Why did the Mexican cross the river? For an opportunity at a better life for himself and his loved ones.

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What happen? Idk...

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So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

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acualy is dolan

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A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

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What happen to the guy who didn't breathe A. He died

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

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What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

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What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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