What's worse than seeing your grandma naked. nothing.

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womens rights

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Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

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Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

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What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

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good one jess !!

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What has one head, three eyes and seven legs? A cow with a tri-pod rammed up it's arse. The third eye is a result of a birth defect.

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Once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book ... it goes on forever. Epilogue: the man and son eventually died because a microphone swallowed a frog. THE END P.S.: I didn't close the quotations. P.S.#2: I don't know what ''P.S. stands for. P.S.#3: I didn't close the quotation again.

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Q: why does the fire breather hate his job A: his parents were burned to death MR

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What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

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What do you call a penis without hair? Apple sause

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Black Person Eating Fried Chicken

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What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

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whats a dick a dick

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What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

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Why did Bob Marley Shoot the Sheriff? Because he was black.

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

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What did the doctor say to the little boy? Pull down your pants and cough.

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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A bear is chasing a rabbit through the woods. The rabbit stumbles into a genie while coming to a clearing. The Genie says, "I will give you both three wishes." The bear thinks quickly and says, "I wish every bear in the forest was female." The Genie then grants the wish. "And...now I wish that each bear in the country was female!" The Genie grants the wish. "AND I WISH THAT EVERY BEAR IN THE WORLD WAS FEMALE!!!" the bear exclaims, now getting overly excited by his wishes. The Genie grants the last wish and then turns to the rabbit. "Your turn." The rabbit wishes for a pair of running shoes and the well being of his family and friends. For his last wish he points at the bear and says, "I wish he was gay."

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocost

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Anti Joke

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