- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

Those who can't teach... Aren't teachers.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

How did the black person die? Of old age

Shut the cork up!

Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

brian mcgee is gay!

whats better than a car. gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Would anyone like to contribute to my slush fund?

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

Why can't Helen Kellen drive? She's a woman.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He returned it to the crazed gentleman who sent it to him.

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

A man walks into a bar and shuffles his way through the intoxicated patrons. He finds the only open stool and quickly sits in it before any other see it. The bartender approaches him and ask: "What will it be?" The man replies: "Can I have a beer?"

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