- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Japanese man walks into a bar, it collapses and then is demolished by a tsunami.

whats stupid and gay all of my friends

You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like rhymes Penis

When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

What is the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Lamborghini I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

Melbourne Football Club.

ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

What did Osama bin Laden say to the Navy SEALS? Nothing. There was insufficient time to hold a conversation before they shot him in the face.

Knock Knock! Whose there? Adolf Hitler

I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

What Do you call two black guys on a bike? A two person bike

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

A fat lady walks into a bar. Your probably wondering what she ordered. She ordered a ham burger.

What did the UPS man bring Sara? a box. whats inside it is only Sara's buisness

Steve jumps through a window...he forgot he was on the 231st floor...He dies

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They were baked until the baker them until they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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