Yo mama so fat, that she feels uncomfortable in a bathing suit.

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Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

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why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

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Once upon a time

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Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

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What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Darude- Sandstorm

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3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

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Why? Why not?

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I've got a dig bick

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Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

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yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

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Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

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The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

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yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

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What's the difference between Google Chrome and Bing? Not much. They are both very reliable and informative internet browsers.

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Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

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Let's go burn down an orphanage, what are they gonna do tell their parents?

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In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

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There was 3 Men. Who had crashed their car on there way back from the Bar, All 3 of them died. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told him " The better in life you were with relationships,and staying true with one love- The better Transportation you get." Guy one got a Scooter. Guy two got a bike. And Guy 3 got a Mustang. One day, Guy 1 and 2 were on their bike and scooter. And they see Guy 3 upset. "Whats wrong? You got the best transporation in heaven!!" Guy 3 looks up at guy 1 and 2, Then says " I know I do..... But, I just seen my wife on a Skateboard."

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Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

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Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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