What is blue and smells like blue paint? Blue paint.

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What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

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What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

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Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would? Probably a lot of wood.

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What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

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What do you call a tall Asian Tall

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whats long and pointy and guys always have to brag about whos got the biggest one? their christmas trees

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Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

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What do you call a really old Cowboy? A senior citizen with a brain tumor.

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GONNA

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Vicky is my best friend.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

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What time is it? Refrigerator

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

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What's green and looks like a red apple? A green apple

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What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

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Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

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silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

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Like if you like big tits.

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what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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