There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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What's good? Anything that is not bad.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

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Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

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What did the rabbit say to the frog? If you think the rabbit said anything, you need to see a psychiatrist.

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Q:Way C'nt U reed tHis? A: Because im retarted -ian surprenant

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so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

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A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

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sex with dead people. they can't say no;)

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Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

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Q: Whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion A: Getting raped by three giant scorpion's

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When life gives you lemons, You find a new life

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A bear is chasing a rabbit through the woods. The rabbit stumbles into a genie while coming to a clearing. The Genie says, "I will give you both three wishes." The bear thinks quickly and says, "I wish every bear in the forest was female." The Genie then grants the wish. "And...now I wish that each bear in the country was female!" The Genie grants the wish. "AND I WISH THAT EVERY BEAR IN THE WORLD WAS FEMALE!!!" the bear exclaims, now getting overly excited by his wishes. The Genie grants the last wish and then turns to the rabbit. "Your turn." The rabbit wishes for a pair of running shoes and the well being of his family and friends. For his last wish he points at the bear and says, "I wish he was gay."

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i wish i was a tree !

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I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

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I had a dream I watched Inception.

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One day a man woke up and decided that he was going to do something with his life. He then got a haircut, took a shower and bought a nice new suit. After that he went home and cleaned up his whole house and invited his parents, that were not very close with him, over for dinner.An hour and thirty minutes before his parents got there, he went to the store to pick up some food to prepare for the very important dinner. On the way home he see's a homeless man walking on the side of the road. The man felt bad for him because he was poor so he gave him $10. He then proceeded home to make the dinner. The dinner turned out very well and he went to bed a better man.

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Rachel not blowing Robert.

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What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What did the mime say when he met the clown. Nothing.

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Anti Joke

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