What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

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What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

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Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

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How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

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How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

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Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have cancer.

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Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long

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how many indians does it take to screw in a light bulb? one if it can reach 2 if it's high.One to screw in the bulb the other to hold the ladder.

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Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

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Why was the kid picking his nose. Because someone shoved a bomb in it.

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what has 2 eyes but can't see... an asian

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How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator? Open the door and let him in. How do you put a giraffe in the refrigerator? Open the door and let the elephant out then give the giraffe a reasonable amount of time to enter.

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How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

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What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

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A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

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If there's something strange in the neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police, because it's obviously a darky that's up to no good.

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

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what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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