You are joking right?

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What's big and purple? Barney

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when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

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How many watermelons did the black man have? Too many to count, he was a farmer and his primary crop was watermelons.

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What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

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I will create more jobs for americans

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We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

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Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

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What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

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SCP-009-J is missing. Where has it gone? Is it under the table? Was it sat upon? Is it there on the ceiling? Is it under the rug? Was it gobbled right up by a quantum pillbug? Did it run through the tunnel? Did it fall down the stair? Was it sent back in time to a carnival fair? Did it get on a train to a far-away place? Is it locked in a falsified beacon from space? Did it fall in the oobleck and [DATA EXPUNGED]? If it clogged up the sink, will it have to be plunged? Just where has SCP-009-J gotten to? Oh wait, that's right! SCP-009-J is you!

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Tilt your screen back

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How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

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What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

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Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

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Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

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You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

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I like apples. So does Mr. Johnson from the local fruit stand.

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Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"? He had a terrible case of dementia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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