Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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Did you know that I can't talk any louder than this... Exept when I can

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Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

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I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

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What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

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There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

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Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

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Why was the little boy afraid of Mr.Clean? Because he reminded him of his father who was an alcoholic and used to beat him savagely.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

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Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

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No, I do not have the will, I have a family now, I make a living writing fiction, and well, play a small role in keeping not national, but worldwide stability in such things as the economics. The thing is, that you are renegades, you do not break the law, but you like to do things your own way, that gets you enemies among the so called "paragons" in the face of society and media. Its just like back in the days, if CIA, The Feds, Interpol and such are known as the "Paragons of civilization" or "the good guys" if you prefer, they can point towards you guys, and say "these are evil", and then nothing can stop them.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Hello

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how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

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What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

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Knock, knock (No one was home)

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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wanna hear a joke womens rights

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How do dogs mark their territory? With legal documents.

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Did you hear about the speed reader on top of the Twin towers? 90 stories 5 seconds.

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A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

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What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

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What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

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