Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

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How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

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A fat guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "the regular?" The fat man replies, "actually this time I wanna try something different."

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

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Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

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An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

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Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

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why couldn't the Mexican get a job? because of the multiple racist jokes gave his ethnicity a bad name.

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Pineapple.

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Gotta go Fast Gotta go Faster Faster Fasterfasterfaster! Moving at the speed of sound I'm the quickest hedgehog around Got ourselves a situation Start getting a new location Without any explanation On top of relaxation! Go- Go- Go- Don't blink Don't think Just Go go go go G-g-g-g-go go! Sonic, he's on the run Sonic, he's number one Sonic, he's coming next so watch out for Sonic X! Gotta go fast, gotta go faster faster faster fasterfasterfaster Go go go go go go go go go! Sooooniiiiic X!!

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noodles

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give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

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What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair because the vest has no sleeves.

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Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

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If an iPad 2 is better than an iPad 1, than what's better than an iPad 2? An iPad 3

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Friends are like bananas. If you peel your skin and eat them, they die.

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A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

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What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

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the cow goes moo

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Q., Why did you mum eat mum on ur mom go die mom niga nigga cut me hang me lolololo A.my cat died shut up newb lololololo

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Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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