How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory

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Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

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What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

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timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

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Whats the square root of x^2? Variables cant be gay

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Three black men go to the basketball courts one day hoping to play some ball. On the way there they see a homeless man with a sign that says "Homeless. Anything will help." However, since they were on there way to play ball, none of them found it necessary to bring cash, thus resulting in them walking by the homeless man without giving him any money.

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a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

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Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

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What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

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what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

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What do gay cows eat? Grass.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

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My girlfriend reckons that a small penis shouldn't affect our sex life. She may be right, but I'd prefer it if she didn't have one.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

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A black man a mexican and a caucasian were walking together. The black man and the mexican walked into a bar. The caucasian ducked. Not because his race makes him smarter in anyway, but because his friends shouted out a warning to him. All three then proceeded to the nearest pub.

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Why did the Mxican eat the taco? Because he was hungry,

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guess what? bannanas

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We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

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ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

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Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

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why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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