What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

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periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

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what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

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What happened to the guy who took more lineage then he should have? He went to sleep.

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what is it called when a woman is president. The Apacolypse.

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How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy i suck at rhyming door knob

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SUCK MY NUTS

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what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

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why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

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Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

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knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

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What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

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Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No, he hasn't either

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Canadians

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Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

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A man is kidnapped shortly after being diagnosed with a new type of cancer in his left hand and is also left handed. When he is dropped off after being kidnapped it turns out a doctor hired the kidnappers to bring him a patient. The doctor notices the tumor is still in a stage where it hasn't spread to the rest of his body. The docter then claims to have a way to remove his cancer with minimal damage to the rest of him. So the doctor pulls out a laser sword and cuts off the man's left hand and says,"There, no more vancer for you!"

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Life is like a box of chocolates! It sucks if you have diabetes

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2 + 2 = fish

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What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

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What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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