A Mexican and a Black man are in a car. Who's driving? The police officer.

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whats worse than having your sextape leaked to the media? not being a kardashian when it happens.

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what happens when an Indian walks into a bar? they realize they found there way home

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There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

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Q: John has 400 cookies, 200 hundred are chocolate chip and the rest are sugar. John eats 100 of each, what does he have now? A: Diabetes

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SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

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What's red, blue, and purple? purple.

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Why did lil yazzy watch The Hills at 12:40 in the morning? Because she was casually surfing netflix and clicked on it.

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Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

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John and Henk are walking down the street. John kills a man, the cops are coming and John runs away. Why didn't Henk ran away? Henk was a rock

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My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

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Why are there cookie's in the jar? 'Cause I put cookies in the jar

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

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Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her repeatedly in the face and then slit her throat.

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HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

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Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

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Why was the girl crying? Because she was brutally raped

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3 out of 4 questions. The lion king was holding a meeting and every animal was there except for one. What animal wasn't there? The elephant. It was still in the fridge.

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My dad

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What happened to your face? I walked into a tree

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