Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

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whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

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knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

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Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

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Q: Why did the kid drop his icecream cone? A: Because he couldn't hold it he lost his arms in a car accident.

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WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

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Why did Kurt Cobain commit suicide? Because it was drug related

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Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

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What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

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Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

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What did the fish say when it hit a wall? Nothing. Fish cannot talk.

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you know whats funny... nothing.

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How do you stop an asshole from being an asshole toward you? Shoot him in the head.

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I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

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Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

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Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

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Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

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Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

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What's funnier than a dead triceratops? Nothing, nothing at all...in fact this is scary because the triceratops and their other Cretaceous herbivores, have been extinct for over 3.5 trillion years... ........also if you see a dead triceratops, you're probably tripping on LSD.........

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why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

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How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

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If you're happy and you know it get a life

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