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What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

What's Brown and Sticky? A stick.

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

What happened when the kid tried to hang himself? He was overweight, so the ceiling fan that the rope was tied to fell out of the ceiling. When he explained this to his drunk mother when she got home, she reinforced the fact that he was overweight (his low self esteem was the root of his depression) and beat him. The next day, he just chugged antifreeze. This isn't a true story. Just calm down.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

The cow went moo

Redneck girls. Now there's a joke.

A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

What do you call a guy wearing a white leisure suit? Mister Rourk? No, you call the dud wearing the white duds.

Why black guys are the fasttest runners? Because the slowers are already in prison

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, get out of the garden it's time for lunch.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

Some anti-jokes are funny, some are not!

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

lets have sex, ok, but itll have to be anal, cuz im a guy xoxox danni

Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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