Chinese men having large penis.

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut? A Heart Attack.

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What separates man from animal? Divorce.

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what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

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An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

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Q: How does a chicken get to work? A: A chicken does not go to work. Chickens can not legally be employed for any position in any country as they are chickens, are not human, and do not posses any prerequisites required to be hired for any existing employable position.

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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What did the mother do when she found out the baby was stillborn? Gave it a proper burial, grieved for months and became a shell of her former self.

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Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

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your moms tits are so big she may have breast cancer she may have breast cancer which takes approximitely 300,000 lives per year

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A Mexican walks up to a fence in Texas and watches as the police take away his next door neighbor for tax evasion.

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Knock knock Who's there? You're You're who? YOU'RE MOM IN MY BED!!! (i know it sucks)

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If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

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A apple a day keeps gramar away.

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:D STORY TIME! :D ... :D So once upon a time there was a... :) Uhm... :\ I forgot... Sorry :(

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

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Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

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What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

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Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

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Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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