Why was the black woman poor? Well, she grew up in a wealthy family, but both of her parents died. Her new parents were not very supportive and she began to not care about school. She did not go to college because of this and was not able to get a job. Therefore, she had no money.

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Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

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Why did the murder walk up to the lady in the car? It was his mom.

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Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

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Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

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How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

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A man walks into a bar. It was a salad bar, so he left.

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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A man calls customer service. A man in India helps him with his problem.

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Roses are Red Violets are Purple Not blue

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Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

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I wont be arriving soon alright, I mean I am a overachiever for many reasons many of them not exactly "gifts" (such as the pain I cant shut up about but focus on other things such as my goal surely keeps my mind occupied enough). Thanks about the looks comment, used to think I was pretty good looking myself, so if I am more than the looks, then I really like that one (I know I am being a bit brash, but I haven't felt this... Better in a long time, and if hell if I will fake low self confidence, modesty is not my thing when I am not in the mood to be charming) By the way, Alice is quoting me, and having a laugh doing so apparently, lets just say I wont be typing myself ever again, my fingers are not... Useful, and honestly typing with one hand was always a bitch. Enough about me, ill have one of "my shadows" send you money for a first class (seriously you have spent enough on me, and now that my city is making a revenue and still advancing, its my turn to return whatever I can) Tell your parents you won the lottery and share some of the money with them I am sending you a bit extra so to speak. And ffs do not worry about my body, not even sure if I will walk again and speaking, well while it hurts (Alice is laughing again) people here concluded I would live for faaar longer than their first prognosis since I never been a fan of shutting up, and as I told them, my mouth will keep yapping about 200 years after I die, so no problemo. Ill send you a first class to... Nvm you take the money, and come around whenev... You know what? Ill send a plane, yeah, because we can afford that, not yours to keep but you know...

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Colin is gay but toasters are not

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Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

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Q) What do you call a black president? A) Mr. President

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What is white and can fly? A fridge that can't fly.

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Chuck Norris can watch TV.

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What's the most stupid thing you have ever heard? Woman's Studies.

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Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

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roses are red so are the jews every one loved that holocaust news

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

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*prepares this to get negged*

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