If a man without hands is called a handicap, what do you call a man without legs? A handicap.

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Why are white people white? I don't know

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A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

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What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

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Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

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I can't think of a joke!

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Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

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What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

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Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

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A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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What do Jews and Sloths have in common? They are both Mammals.

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Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

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Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

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A woman should not be in the kitchen.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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