Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

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Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

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Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

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Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

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You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

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When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

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Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

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Roses are red Violets are blue If i gave a rats ass I'd worry about you

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Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

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A fat guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "the regular?" The fat man replies, "actually this time I wanna try something different."

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Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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Jake: "Guys Apple's new phone is going to be curved." Bob: "Who makes curved phones?" Jake: "Apple."

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LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

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Lebron James in the 4th quarter.

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What's worse than finding gum stuck on the bottom of your desk? A clown following you around carrying a shotgun and throwing toothbrushes at you.

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What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

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Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

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A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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