a dyslexic man walked into a bar, ordered a beer, and no one was aware of his affliction

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What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

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I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

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Did you hear about the big Polish tragedy? There was a power outage in Poland's busiest shopping mall, People were stuck on the escalators for 4 hours. A woman gave birth in the elevator and died.

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Q: What do racists call a disgusting filthy monkey that savagely jumps around in the jungle and steals white chicks? A: The same as the rest, Donkey Kong.

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door and put it in. How to you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door, take out the elephant and put in the giraffe. Simba hosts an animal convention and all the animals attend except which? The giraffe. There is an alligator infested lake. How do you cross? Swim across. All the alligator are at the convention.

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Why did the woman stop running? She was an escaped convict that had been on the run for twelve years and the police had finally found the place where she was hidding. Upon arriving at her house she started to open fire on the three police cars, hit two cops and killed one more. The two are fine and are going through physical therapy as they were both hit in the spine and have a difficult time performing the smallest task. The one was one called billy. Billy had died in the hospital after asking if they had got her. He died believing a lie. They never got her. She is still on the run, I lied about her stopping.

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What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

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What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

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Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

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Tell somebody that someone told you they look like an owl. When they say "Who?" laugh in their face

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a mom tell her kid not to play with knives ten years later tells her kid not to play with knives and the kid asks y and the mom says because ur older brother killed his father and himself playing with knives so the kid said mom i promise i wont do that then kils his mom and himself

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1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

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A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

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he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

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What do you call a white guy in a joke? The first joke to specify one of the people in the joke as one with Caucasian origin.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

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What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

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A man spills his his drink. Like any other man would do, he got some paper towels and some mult-purpose cleaner and proceeded to wipe up the mess. Not a further word was said about the situation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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