what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

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What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

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A man rubs a magic lamp nothing happens

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Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

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What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

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Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

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I swear to drunk officer I'm not god.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not

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Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

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The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? EVERYWHERE

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Nero, listen, do not try to imply that you created the Iron man method, that was developed by many people over the duration of many years in the former underground society. You seem far too educated to be the savage you claim to be, if I told you that our people will do the uttermost to see if we can fix that eye of yours and succeed, will you forgive my failure and imperfections as a leader? Look at it this way, I am a leader, not a ruler, what my followers do is up to them, but if they cannot understand that they have to pay the consequences behind their actions, they have no place within the order, as for the expression "my order" it is simply what my many followers like for me to say, not because they are unwilling to take responsibility, but as a token of praise. Our articulations and means of expressing desire and such are very much the same, have you ever been part of our order?

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Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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There was a blonde, brunette and a red head on an island. The blond was on holiday, the brunette lived there and the red head was there on business, it was a very large and industrial island.

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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What did the blind man say to the bartender? Nothing, I forgot to mention he's also mute and has no legs.

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Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

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Q: what's red and goes up and down? A: a tomato in an elevator

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All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

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Fun Fact: If humans stood in a single file line around the equator, most of them would drown.

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

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April showers bring May flowers! And what do May flowers bring? Bees. Lots and lots of bees.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

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