- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

What is the difference between a black man and a sofa? A black man is a human being with feelings, while a sofa is an inanimate object that people sit on in order to enjoy comfort and possibly watch television.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't, he died in the middle of this task.

Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

So this guy walks into a bar. As soon as he gets in, a drunk dude punches him in the face ! The dude was drunk enough to not know what he was doing, but still sober enough to hit the guy hard ! So the guy had a cerebral commotion and died 2 days later.

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

That's as gay as AIDS.

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

your mommas so fat she has been advised to diet and excercise or run the risk of terminal illness

Three Jews get on a train to Stockholm. How many get off at Stockholm. None. The train went straight to Auschwitz.

A child logs on to antijoke.com he is a chronic masturbator

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

Jacob Edwards has friends

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

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