A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

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Antijoke the book. Seriously it sucks ass, do not bother, they only included the very worst ones.

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what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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your mum

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

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One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

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DERP

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whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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A man sees another man sitting on a bench with a pickle in his ear. He asks the man "Why do you have a pickle in your ear?" The other man replies "What? I couldn't hear you because I have a pickle in my ear."

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Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

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Q. If the early bird gets the worm, what does the early worm get? A. Eaten...

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how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

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A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed, one fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "He has a mild concussion."

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Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

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A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

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Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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