when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

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One white male lives in a city with all blacks. He puts up with gang violence nearly every day.

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whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

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Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

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Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

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Why can't vegetarians eat mushrooms because I can't urinate over a scotch bonnet :/

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Hey, speaking of anti jokes, there is much in the bible that facinates me, but that I find to be... Very... Ilogical, but then again I know a lot about the spiritual to open the the possibility to the (maybe) fact that the answers lie in the spiritual realm or you know whatever you prefer to call it. But you know, God has existed for eternities eternal etc, forever, and only some few thousand years ago he decided to let there be light? Kinda makes sense to why he was such a hardass in the first testament, I mean wow it must have been depressive for eternal eternities until he created light huh? Maybe he slept as many other Gods tend to do in a theological perspective. The other that baffles me completely: God has an enemy known as Sin, that is so powerful that he must sacrifice his own son in order to keep it away? I mean has Sin ever sacrificed anything to good? In that way they would be opposites and not God sarcificing stuff as humans sacrificed stuff animals (and almost a son Iscaac right? Because you know God and Satan where kinda chummy and enjoyed betting and good sport... My viewpoint at least) And Now I just repeat myself, but if Light was Gods first invention, who created voice? Was it part of his being? Why was light not part of his being? Is light not the path to God? "The Light"? Its horsehead Network and I do not expect much of this site sincerely, but if you find the time, the care, the love and Guidance of God provides (yeah I am appealing to your Good Christian side) then please find it in your Jesus filled heart to leave me what you think is missing or perhaps I do not understand at all. And if I ever become a Christian again, ill tell God and Jesus that you where the person that got me there, put in a good word for eternal life huh? Get you and maybe even your mother and father that made you that kind with Gods guidance a nice V.I.P place up there huh? If there is a God out there, he loves all the same yeah, but he keeps favorites, I mean those that suffer eternally in hell... I don't like questioning what I do not understand to a certain tangible degree, but does he do this with the same love he treats those that go to heaven?

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What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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whos district champs not JM

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

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Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

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why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

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emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

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Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

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A welsh guy walks into a pub. This something any average guy would do.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

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Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

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Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

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how much blow can charlie sheen hold up his nose? enough to kill Two and A Half Men

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