your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

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What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

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There's no "i" in tim.

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Ryan Holden is a faggot.

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The government

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I am not racist., I have a black man in my family tree! He is still hanging there

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What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

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What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

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Do you like apples? Yes

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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Why did the man fall off of his bike? Because he is a Sikh who was mistaken for a muslim after the events of 9/11. His neighbors for 5 years have turned on him and now are throwing rocks at him to alleviate their anger while he is biking to his minimum wage job as a janitor at the local burger king, trying to make money for a family that doesn't love him anymore

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What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! *stare*

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What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

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how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

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How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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