- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

- Hey, guess how many people are dead in that cemetery? - I don't know. How many? - All of them.

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

How many dead babes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? its not possible because there all dead

Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

What do you call a gay mexican on welfare? poor

what do you call a man that looks like will ferrel? jim

What do you call a group of men terrible at their jobs? The Mets

every knight i see an owl at window

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

knock knock, Whos there ?? Johnny. Come in fish.

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

whats worse then having sex with a blonde? having sex with a cactus

how much is a microwave full of dead babies? a fridge full of dead puppies.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

why do elephants drink so much? to try to forget.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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