george goodburn is secretly mexican

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Why did the little pig squeal? Because he was going through blades at a slaughter house.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

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roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

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why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

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Did you hear about the plane that crashed and killed 1000 people? My sister has cancer.

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Has anyone seen that clown that hides from gay people in Tesco's

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What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

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I've never seen your mother, so I won't make any vile suggestions concerning her weight.

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Hi Jacob You cool

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Why did the cow jump over the moon? To see outer space

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Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

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your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

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what do you call your cousin drew? drouchebag

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

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I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

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Why are you late? Sorry, I would have been here sooner, only I wasn't.

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what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

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Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

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Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

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I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

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IMMA FIND YO ASS DO!!!!!

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How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

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