What's the difference between a Jew and a Scout? The Scout gets to come home from camp.

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How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

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Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

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what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

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What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

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a man walks into a bar... and he says 'ouch!'

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Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure _._._

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what the difference between Obama and osama bin laden nothing

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why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

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Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

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I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

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Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

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What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

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What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

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Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

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