What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

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What did the the boy get from his grandma for Christmas. Nothing. she died a week ago.

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You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i dont have any cones, just rods.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am colourblind so screw you!

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What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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Who lives on 2324 Elm St. River Grove Illinois? And Goes to East Leyden High School? The answer is Ricky Krajewski. He is 16 years old has brown hair and brown eyes. 5'11" 190lbs and 6.5 inch penis(when erect). social security # is 679-78-6283.

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Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

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There's was an old lady. She fell in a puddle

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Two men walk into a bar...They are traveling together for a convention and like pub type bars and are excited to be there.

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What's the difference between gold and silver? Atomic number

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How do you kill a blonde? Cut off the bloodflow to their vital organs.

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Your maternal figure contains so many Triglycerides, her belt size is greater than or equal to the circumference of the Earth.

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Chocolate tastes good.

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Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you've been denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

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Whats worse than a dead whore? 9/11

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Why did the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a truck

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

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an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

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Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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