What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

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A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

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Why does the little boy play video games all the time? Because he is socially awkward and has no friends.

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What do you call a retarded sheep? Whatever it's name is. There's no sense in torturing it by pointing out the disability which has made it a social outcast it's whole life.

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Kids are cheering about the confetti at a birthday party, the mom says the twin towers just collapsed.

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Q. what sucks A. getting robbed loosing your family and then you die by cancer

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Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

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a blond a her blond boyfriend were walking acrossed a river. she gose over the river but the ramp brecks when she's past. her boyfriend says wait until night and I'll get a flashlight and shine it acrossed get on the light beem and walk acrossed.she says no when I'm haf way acrossed you will turn the light off.

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when i yell your name i probably want your attention :) S.H.

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I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

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Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

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There are two types of people in the world: humans

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Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

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What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

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why are black people good at basketball cuz their tall

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How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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FUCK YOU SAY FUCK YOU SAY SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH THATS WHAT I FUCKING SAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the money due? Because it fell out of the tree

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I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

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Roses are red Violets are blue (not really) I have Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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Albert, there is a dead, FLY in your hair.

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I dont have a girlfriend

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