What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

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What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

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Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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A white female funded a strong relationship with an african american male. One year later the white female was driving to work and had to slam on the breaks to stop a potention crash.

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A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

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If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

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Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

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Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

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A man with Tourette's syndrome walks into a bar. Because of his disease, he shouts unexpected profanities across the room, and everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the humiliation anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom, pulls out a gun, and points it at his head. His wife walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and he notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to make. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. Shocked and afraid, he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentenced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man still suffers from Tourette's and cannot control his ticks and rots in jail. He continues to scream random obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

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An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

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What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

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How do you mess with Helen Keller? Move all the furniture in her room.

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so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

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Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

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How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

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Why'd the duck cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The duck.

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if life gives you lemonnde your probally halusinating

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For every person with a broken heart, there is another person out there with a stapler <3 And that person really needs to staple their math papers together so they can turn them in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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