What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

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what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic.........colby schluter.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

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Your mom is so fat that she enjoys junk food regularly.

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What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

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Why did the armless girl fell off the swing? Because somebody pushed her. Why did se fell again? Because somebody pushed her again.

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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how many jews can you fit in a honda civic 1 in the driver seat, 1 in the passenger seat and 3 in the back properly fixed with safety belts.

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A guy walks into a pub. He cant walk out because hes blind.

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A dog walks into a bar. the bar tender asks" what'll you have?" the dog does not reply because dogs have not yet developed the type of voice box required to speak or the learning cappacity to be taught the English language.

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what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

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What came first the chicken or the egg? The chicken god made two of every animal

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the young boy? God bless you.

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

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man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

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What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

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How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

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chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

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Q: why did the girl fall off the swing?? A: because she had no arms or legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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