What happened when the blind man was running toward a cliff. He stopped before he fell.

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Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

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A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

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Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

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What's funny about a dying dog? Nothing.

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roses are red, violets are blue my name is hitler, good bye jew

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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Michael Castillo is gay

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where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

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i died. new product by steve jobs. also presenting icoffin, and next year icoffin 2. slightly slimmer with a lock button to keep zombies out.

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Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

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Does pizza sound good for dinner?

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

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what do you call a fish without eyes? a fshhhhh

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Q:How do you turn off a Jewish Lamp? A: You press the Auschwitz.

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News:Little boy found dead in old man's white van. Turns out the old man goes to the store and when he comes back the little boy chokes on an apple.

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What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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Listen Nero, lol "listen", anyway, you seem pretty quick to take the blame for my mistakes here, I mean sigh... ...I would never send anyone to harass anyone, but then again I should never allowed them to join in the first place, how bad is that eye doing by the way? I am deeply sorry, I never meant for anything like this to happen. I am eating as I write, I mean I am still scared, I would not blame you if you still keep burning anger towards me.

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Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

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A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

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Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

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Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

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Anti Joke

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