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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

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