What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

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What happened when the teacher told the class to be quite? The class was quite.

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Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

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a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

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No!

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Whats black and white and red all over Racial violence

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There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

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guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm about to kill you Don't scream, here's a lollipop

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9/11/2001

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I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

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roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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A woman's opinion

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Im going to the patriots jets game this year..... When the kick a feild goal and you see two kids wearing lime green holding up a poster that says BRADY LIKES SAGGY BALLS that will be me and my friend -RT

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I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

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A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

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follow @nils_kosmo on twatter hehe

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Homosexual babies? It's a choice

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What's green and stands in a corner? A naughty frog.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Because he was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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