- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

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A panda bear walks into a bar. The bartender then alerts the zoo of the whereabouts of their missing panda.

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The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

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Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

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Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

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"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

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Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

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What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

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Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

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What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

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why did the baby cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken -written by sion dafydd jones, uk

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What do you call a black guy holding a crate of watermelons? a farmer

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girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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Matt is a Duster!

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

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How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

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What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney? Nothing chimneys don't talk

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Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

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Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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