Why did the homeless man get skin cancer Because he didn't have a home so the Suns rays had been directed towards him For 3 years and he was to poor to purchase Sun screen

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" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

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A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

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What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

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[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, technically speaking, chickens lack the capability to cross said road because chances are that it was a highway because highways cover 64% of america's roads. This being said, the possibility of a chicken being able to cross is is highly improbable. So to answer the question.... BACON!!!

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what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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There once was a man from berlin He knocked on a door to go in He got such a fright When the house did ignite That he never went knocking again

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What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

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I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

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Knock knock Who's there? Impatient Hellen Keller. Impatient Hellen Keller who? ...

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Five guys one rape.

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1 + 1 = 3

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What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

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How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

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What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

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Hey youknow what's funny???? Jokes

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