What do you call something that isn't funny? Serious

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

BIG PENIS

How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

There are two types of people in this world: Those who can finish lists. and

A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

a black man walks out of popeyes

How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

What did the mother get at the grocery store? Food.

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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