A large man goes into a restaurant and places his order The waiter asks if he would like the weight watchers menu He says no because he doesnt care about his weight

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

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There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

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How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

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What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: She was going to speek at a PETA meeting about the cruel conditions of chicken farms. I hit her with my car

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How can you tell if your goldfish is male or female? Put some fishfood in the bowl, if he swims to the food it's a male, if she swims to the food it's a female.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

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What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

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I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

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What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

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why is this joke funny because your laughing

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Q-Whos the best server at Sonic? A-Kevin !

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What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Three months to live. Three months to live who? The C-Scan showed a massive, inoperable tumor in your brain that's been developing for years. You have only three months to live.

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What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

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Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

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anti jokes are gay...your all gay

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What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

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Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? When they were tossing frisbee and accidentally tossed it into their neighbors yard and they had to go get it.

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So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

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hahahahahah http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=sonny+bartlett&hl=en&sa=X&tbm=isch&tbnid=s37cS73V74A8YM:&imgrefurl=http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCASl7llFhDpTF8vwjDlGI_g/videos&docid=kJoLzGiYRM-2AM&itg=1&imgurl=https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-si7_hCcHI7E/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAAAA/HzlEl3ilyyM/s55-c-k/photo.jpg&w=55&h=55&ei=GrgsUZ_kJqac0AWExIC4BQ&zoom=1&biw=1024&bih=616&iact=rc&dur=188&sig=111947294788926856610&page=1&tbnh=55&tbnw=55&start=0&ndsp=20&ved=1t:429,r:9,s:0,i:109&tx=27&ty=11

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what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

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