- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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Why didn't the business man ever wear pants? He didn't have any legs.

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What do a bench and a mexican have in common? (don't worry it's not racist) You'll find both in a park. (I lied)

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

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That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

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Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

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If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

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Lets make like trees and stand still

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ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF JUNE, THURSDAY HAPPENED!!!! -ilikecrepes97

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What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

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Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

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a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

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What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

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You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

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What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

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A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

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What would happend if two nyan cats crashed into each other? It would be a great impact and we'd all be sad.

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How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

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Why did a young boy fall off a building? Gravity.

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yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

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Your mother was a hamster, And your father smelt of ElderBerries!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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