Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

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What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

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I AM DISSAPOINTED

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Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

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Ross.

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Lol, okay you have made Nero of the clan of the Moralians the mighty laugh and go aww... Seriously, first of all, WHAT THE FUCK IS NAUSEUS? Secondly, okay its Ridge Racer, close enough, aww, seriously that sounds like the cutest thing, I mean did you bleed? DID YOU HARM YOURSELF! DELIGHTFUL... Moral: Seriously though, seeing you tilt over while playing a racing game, kinda cute, just put a pillow there next time you know just saying, because I play videogames, I cant go sexytime for hours without pumping some ADRENALINE INTO MY MIGHTY ROD OF STONEFLESH!

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie

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A woman walks into a bar and orders a pint of ale. "Are you a Lesbian?", joked the barman. "Yes", replied the woman.

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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:-)book

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What was Helen Keller's favorite activity? fingering herself...

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You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

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How is nothing something if it is nothing?...

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Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

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how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

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Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

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why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

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Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

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Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

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