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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he can't fly

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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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What is Kanye West's main goal in life? To crush the hopes and dreams of singing stars on national television, beginning with Taylor Swift.

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What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

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so...um, yeah

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What starts with an N and ends with R, that you wouldn't want to call a black person? Neighbor

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

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i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

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What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A man and his horse walk into a bar, he is told to leave because animals are not allowed on the property

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Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

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what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

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What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

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Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

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A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

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Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

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your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

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why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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