Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

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chuck norris is a little b|tch

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A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

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whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

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What's worse than 100 dead babies stapled to a wall? 100 live babies stapled to the wall!!!

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

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how do you make a mailman mad? you sleep with his wife

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What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

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What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

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Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

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What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

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Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

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why did jimmy win the lottery? WAFFLE

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

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what did bob say to joey, nothing joey's dead

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Q: Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, and a rich mexican jump out of the plane at the same time. Who hit the ground first? A: The answer is none of the above, because they don't exist.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie

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What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

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One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, go ask the chicken.

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How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

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I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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