Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

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Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

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whats funnier then a children's hospital..... it catching on fire.

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do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

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Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

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What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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Roses are, blue, Violets are red, Screw poetic forms, I wish you were dead

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What dog keeps the best time? All dogs will keep reasonably good time as far as their care is concerned, if they have a stable home routine.

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What did the retarded black kid say in gym? Eugh eugh eugh eugh

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Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

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What is 1+4x : No i will not take my pants off!

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Do you like flowers NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOW GET ME A COKE! And a pizza

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But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

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What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

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A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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