What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

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Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

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what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

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Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

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How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

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roses are red violets are blue ur mom just died and u will 2

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Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

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why didnt the little boy say goodbye to his mom because he got hit by a bus

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Why didn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it made him mean.

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Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

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A fat man takes a crap, it looked like something a rhino would curl out.

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What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Boobs In The Third Grade? A. Because She's 21

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A kid is riding down the street when his chain pops off his bicycle. The kid yells "God damn!" as he begins to fix it. A priest walking nearby overhears the boy taking god's name in vein and says "Don't say 'God damn' say 'God help us'". The kid says, "I am an atheist, get away from me".

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What's worse than aids? Super aids.

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roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

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Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

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Justin Bieber got laid

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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what do you call a black man that sells drugs

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Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

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Adam Chebali has no life

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