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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

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Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

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knock knock who's there? be. be who? *hits you with a batterang. BECAUSE ITS BATMAN

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sfdg

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Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

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Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

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John is typing... *2 seconds later" John: Hi

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Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

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Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

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I want seaman but sex with interracial men body builders. Please call me - 843-813-2788

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What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

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What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

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Why couldnt the girl ride her bike? becuase she was dreaming she actually doesnt have a bike her family is poor in these hard economic times.

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Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

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--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

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Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

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why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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The penn state football administration

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Chuck Norris and 2 other cowboys were out in the old west. After a long day of travel in the desert, the three of them set up camp for the night. Having sat around their fire silently for some time, the first of the cowboys decided to speak up. "You know," he said, "I believe I am the manliest man here! Why, this one time I was riding all alone through the desert on my manly horse when I stumbled upon a town that had no name. Upon entering the town, I realized that the townspeople were in a panic. Everyone was fleeing for their lives and screaming. So I grabbed the nearest woman to me around the neck and demanded of her, 'What the hell is going on around here?!!!' The woman, terrified, only managed to stammer and point. Low and behold, there was a wild bull skewering people through the heart. So, what did I do? I got down off my tall horse and grabbed the bull by the horns and looked him straight in the eyes, broke his neck, crushed his testicles, rammed my fist into his chest, pulled out his heart and ate it! That is how much of a man I am!" There was silence quite for a while. Soon the other cowboy cleared his voice and said: "You, know, that's pretty good, but I am more of a man than that! Why, this one time, me and a few of my manly buddies were off on a horse trip. I was bringing up the rear of the line when all of a sudden I heard a commotion at the front of the line. Kicking my fine horse with my spurs, I raced ahead to see what was the matter. Low and behold, there was a twenty-foot rattler that had consumed my friend whole! So, what did I do? I got down off my tall horse and ran over to the snake, grabbed him around the neck, crushed his testicles, bit off his head, sucked the venom from its cold, lifeless body and then spit it upon the dry ground like acid! That is how much of a man I am!" After this, there was another silence. The two cowboys looked one another over, each recognizing the other to be a fine specimen of what it is to be a man. They then both patiently waited to hear Chuck Norris' response. But there was only silence. Off in the distance an owl hooted. A coyote howled. Still, silence. Chuck Norris didn't say a word; he merely continued to sit calmly and stir the coals of the fire with his penis.

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a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

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Anti Joke

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