A: "Knock knock." B: "Who's there?" A: "John Doe." B: "John Doe who?" A: "..."

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What do you call an Arabic man who crashed a plane into a business building? A careless pilot whose recklessness caused him to crash into a building. His stupidity and lack of plane control skill led to a horrible accident that involved the death of thousands of innocent people and the death of many business people's office pets.

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There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

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a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

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I regret everything.....

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What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

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what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

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I once heard what I consider the best joke ever: But I am not telling it to you, because this is a the anti-joke section. Moral: You better find the secret "real jokes section" because its there, yeeeeeess yeeeeeeeeees of coursehahahahaha!

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Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

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What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

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Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

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What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

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Not even I believe you will ever know yourself that well ever Nero, you see what you created as a false illusion, as all of your, or rather our effort for nothing, as a pathetic attempt to create heaven on earth. In my eyes, you succeeded in doing so, and if it where for you, or more people such as yourself and I, it would have lasted, stop trying to give people what they do not deserve, and remember that making others happy will never cure the sadness and pain deep within you, only cover it. Stop fleeing from yourself, stay, get to know yourself.

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What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

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What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

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why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

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Why was the baby going so fast? It was tied to a bus.

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Why couldn't the boy sing? The boy could sing, but the thick layer of duct tape prevented him from doing so.

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A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

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What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

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roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

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A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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