why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

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whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

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What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

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Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Pi pi pi pi Pi pi pi pi Pingu Pingu!

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What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

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roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

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Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

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i dont hate yu i jus really really dislike yu!!!

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Why doesn't Micheal Jackson do a music video with Usher? Because he is dead.

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

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A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

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Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

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how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

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Why did the bird fall down? It got shot.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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There once was a little girl called maddie who had a very earisponaceable daddy, she was taken from her bed and now she is dead and was raped by a Portuguese tranny

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In Soviet Russia, joke tells YOU! ...because that is the syntax of the language.

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