Why does kelly keep going on about breasts ? cus shes into chicks !!!

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

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A horse walks into a bar. The Bartender says "Why the long face?" The Bartender is then put into a lunatic asylum for hallucinating and trying to communicate with said hallucinations.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have adhd, OH A CHEESEPUFF

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That's not what she said.

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BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

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What does 1+1 equal? 2

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What do men like most of all? Let's not lie, BOOBIES!

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What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

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Q: What did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? As Suzy neared the ground while swinging, her foot caught a small hole in the swingset's pebble foundation, and the power of Suzy's momentum along with the sudden stop of Suzy's swing forced Suzy to fly forward off of the swing. Suzy, seeing the silliness of her mistake, laughed it off, and tried to get back up. She quickly realized that her leg had snapped in half. Suzy will never walk again.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

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What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

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Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

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A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

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Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

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,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

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What does a gay horse eat? HEEEEEEYYYYYY!

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Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

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today a nazi canadian killed himself the world is now a better place

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So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

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what do you call a black man in a police car? either officer or offender, depending on what role he has in the crime.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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