- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your Moma so fat, she would roll down a hill.

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

So this blond chick walks into a bar, and orders a drink.

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

How does one propagate a humorous reaction from peers and associates while not utilizing such characteristics as whit, jocularity, substance or auspicious punch lines? That's what she said.

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

Hey I had a wet and dirty dream about you last night. Really? What happened? You got hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing. .......

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What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

A blode takes a trip to her favorite restaurant. She arrives safely. After consuming a delicious meal she dies of cancer.

Why are you angry dude? I can't see my forehead

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

How do you kill an american? You shoot them

Person 1: What did the woman say when - Person 2: I know! It doesnt matter, shes a woman

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

Knock knock! Just kidding.

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