What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

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Whats white? A fridge

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

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three retards, a Jew, 4 Mexicans, and an Eskimo go to the grocery store. Windex is on sale. The Jew bought artichokes.

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LOOP IN ARE FOR TOYUIL!!!!! HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!! MOY SAY UHJIN LAK WAQUI SAMPA!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL IT IS SO FUNNY TO JOKE ABOUT!

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

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A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

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What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

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What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

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jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

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What do you call something that isn't funny? Serious

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What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

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Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

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Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

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If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

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OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

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BIG PENIS

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How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

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I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

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There are two types of people in this world: Those who can finish lists. and

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A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

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have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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