What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

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Why was the man late for work? Because he slept in.

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What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA CHAMELEON

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what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

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What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

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What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

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Whats the difference between a Bicycle and a duck? They Both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

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Q: what did the tractor say when helost his farmer? A: wheres my farmer?

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

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What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

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Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

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When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME!!!

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Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

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How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family cried about his final days of his life.

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A man walks into a bar Then another man shoots him in the head because he has anger issues.

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I knocked on my neighbors door to complain about the horrible smell before remembering I killed him the week before, he has no family and no one will ever know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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