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Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

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Q: What do you do when you see a man with no arms and no legs walking down the street? A: You wonder how the hell he is walking

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two penguins are hanging out in Antartica. the one looks to the other an says "man its really cold out" the other quicky waddles away because of the strange alien sound its friend just made

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It's okay, I got the yogurt.

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Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

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Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

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David Copperfield (the magician you moron). "I will now perform my greatest act yet!" Everyone applauded as he put the screaming woman (for effects you know) into the first end of the meatgrinder, and surprisingly grinded meat came out the other side! And the woman? She disappeared... forever! *applause* Moral: BRAVO! BRAVO!

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Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

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Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

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Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

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1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

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Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

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Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

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Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

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Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

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Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

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knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

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What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

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You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

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Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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