Roses are red violets are blue i got two fingers just for you/by kw

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there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

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Try this on your friend Have him start with "knock knock" Then blankly stare at him, if he asks you To reply tell him no one is home

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PENIS THAT IS ALL!

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

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Girls soccer

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Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

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So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

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Why does mexico not have an Olympic team? They do

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A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

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Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

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What word does almost everyone spell wrong? Wrong.

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Why did peter fall off his bike? Because Peter is a goldfish.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

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Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

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Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Why did the blonde get a good occupation? Because she had a great education in a private school.

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