When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

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What do you call an asian women running for president? A candidate.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

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How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

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The original joke: "WATCH OUT FOR THAT HOLE!" "WHAT HOLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" The anti joke, aka realistic edition: "WATCH OUT FOR THAT HOLE!" "WHAT YAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHH!" The ballon edition: Original: "Balloon! Watch out for that Cactus!" "What Cactussssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss..." (leaking air you slowmo) The anti-joke aka realistic version: "Balloon watch out for that pointy soda!" "What soda *pop*" Moral: None of these where the least realistic!

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I hate it when people talk about concentration camps... my grandad died in one He fell off the guard tower

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

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Roses are red Here is something new Violets are violet NOT FUCKING BLUE

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what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

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Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

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why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

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So the priest took the 6 year old boy into the confessional...and He told him to say 3 Hail Mary's.

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What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A hat

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He was shot. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He was mentally disturbed. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

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When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

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What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

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¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ _________________________________________ That's a road. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot that made this joke, me. And what did the idiot do? He ate it with barley. There was food poisoning. Where did the idiot's vomit go? In yo poo.

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A squirrel runs into a bar and out-runs the bartender to get some assorted nuts on the table then runs out of the bar

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How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

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WNBA

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