why did jenny fall off the swing? because she had no arms Knock Knock Whos there? not jenny

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What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

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What's the difference between Rebecca black and your mom? Capitalize Black.

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what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

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What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town? Look, here comes Tarzan! What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town with sunglasses on? Nothing. They don't recognize him.

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I don't know about anybody else, but I just watched a part of a My Little Pony episode, and there's something about them that makes you want to come back and watch more. It's wierd, like mind control. Has anyone noticed this?

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What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

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Darude - Sandstorm

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What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

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Miscarriages.

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What is a jew in space? Dead

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a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

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Wy did the chicken?

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Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

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Five men walk into a bar. The bartender says, more taste or less? None of them care.

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A man is talking with his friend when suddenly he picks up a banana. He starts talking with the banana, and after a while of conversing the man sadly puts down his banana and says to his friend, "I'm sorry but your son has just died in a horrible accident."

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What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

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2 guys walk into a bar, a third guy carefully ducks under it

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How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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