- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

sticks and stones may break my bones but cataracts will prohibit you from eyesight

Why did Sally drown? She wasn't wearing a life jacket and it was the the seventh time she had fallen off her water skis today. Her father was not coming back this time.

what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

Kelly Clarkson

a guy walks into a bar the barman says "what'll it be?"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hello Carolina, let me lick your vagina.

what is the entire jewish population minus about 13 million? The Holocaust.

Why did the horse stop running? His master beat him to death.

What did the man with no head say to the women?

What is big, black, and hairy? A coconut.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

yo momma so fat, it appears she has two chins

When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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