a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

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CISSY: TIMMY! COME AND DO YOUR HOMEWORK THIS INSTANT TIM: ....................../´¯/) ....................,/¯../ .................../..../ ............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸ ........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\ ........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...') .........\.................'...../ ..........''...\.......... _.·´ ............\..............( ..............\.............\... *CISSY SMACKS TIMMY AND SENDS HIM TO HIS ROOM WITHOUT DINNER.

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professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

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Why is the world round? The early earth was molten, and a liquid in a vacuum subject only to its own gravitational forces will assume the shape of a sphere. Gases will behave in the same manner. The effects of the sun and other planets, plus the rotational effect have caused the earth to assume a round shape.

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Do you really want to know what i shit? Poo

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What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

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Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

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What clicks when its out of lead ? A gun Why was the little black boy crying ? He ran out of that grape drank How do you make a dead baby float ? You take your foot of its head How do you know when your life is over ? When you start watching Twilight What is blue and sticky ? Blue Stick What do you get when you mix a dog and a cat ? Shit

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Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

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Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning.

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

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How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

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Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

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You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

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what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

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A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

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What did the hooker say to her employer after 1 hour....you owe my $20

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Q: Why couldn't the skeleton go to the party A: He had a boner

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What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

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