How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Her boyfriend used a condom left in his pants and then was washed. Making it defective and causing her her to become pregnant.

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Choir.

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad seen that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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Why did the teacher give out homework? she is a teacher

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Why was the picture so dark? Because it was night time and there were no light fixtures located anywhere near where the photo was taken.

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Slavery lol

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What happens when you drop the soap in Prison? You pick it back up and go about your business.

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Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

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What do you call three mexicans in a bowl of soup? Whatever their respective names might happen to be.

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what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

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Two girls are sitting quietly.

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Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

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What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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Q:what has two legs and bleeds A: a dog cut in half

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Q: How do you get a bunch of mexicans attention? A: Say excuse me, can I have your attention please?

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks Because violets are purple

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Okay, an ambulance is arriving for me (cops called it whatever I am fine) If you are still reading this then get the fuck out before I fire you no more messages.

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What did the foot say to the other foot? Nothing, because they are feet.

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What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

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What do you call a women in the kitchen? A caterer

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An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

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