What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Anything involving women..

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What did Freddie Mercurys father say at Freddies funeral. "Thats the cleanest hole our Freddies ever been in".

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

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Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

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Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -None, they will pay for somebody else to do it

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A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

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Half koala, half walrus, behold...the Koalrus!

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what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

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2 guys are on a scaffolding. One of them says to the other "If you fall from here, theres a high probability you will die"

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That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dog, which also fell out of the tree.

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apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

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Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

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Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

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Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

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What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

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How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

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Whats the difference between a ferrari and a boner? Too much to list.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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