- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

What's 9 + 10 19

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

A guy says a joke. It was not funny

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

The Holocaust

When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

Whats worse than an oompa loompa a black midget

sharks

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

How did my grand parents go about surviving the holocaust? Well, for starters, they weren't Jewish, they never lived in Germany, and to be honest, my grandparents probably would have supported the Nazi's because they are right wing pricks

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

SIMPLE EQUATION: John has 32 chocolate bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

Why was the little boy nervous about playing with the little girl? Because she had gonorrhea.

i just got all five seasons of big bang theory in the mail for xmas... i'm divorcing my wife.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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