What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

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Roses are red Violets are blue (not really) I have Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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Cole is "good" at soccer

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Why did the policeman arrest the black man? He had commited a crime and murdered somebody.

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What do you get if you take the head off a Koala and a Wombat and swap them around? A bloody mess and about 4 years in jail.

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roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

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What's brown and sticky? Human excrement.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

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What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

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What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

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Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

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What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

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Face...the other white meat!

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Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

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() () () () () () () ------ *__________* yo can go %$*# yourself =~~ 0

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A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

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Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

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Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

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pizzano is a tool.

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A Man walks in to a bar and orders a pint of lager, he notices something floating on the top of his drink so he calls over the bartender. "Excuse me, I think there's something in my dr-" The man's sentence was cut short as a man with a gun had just walked into the bar. He killed everyone, there were no survivors.

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what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

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What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Scrotum!

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John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

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