What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

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I like my women like I like my coffee, without a dick

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How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

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The american education system.

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The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

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Why did the plane crash? -Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? Perhaps he didn't believe in banks.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? .The Police The Police who? ..The Police The Police who? ...The Police The Police who? ....The Police The Police who? .....The Police The Police who? ......The Police The Police who? .......The Police The Police who? ........The Police The Police who? .........The Police The Police who? ..........The Police The Police who? Forget this. *Gunshot*

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mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

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What is yellow, smooth, and dangerous? Shark-infested custard

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What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Sorry not thinking here, of course I will arrive sooner, give me 20 minutes or so (got to scout the area, you never know) As for coding, there is no hidden meaning so yeah... That is probably some "Neronist" coding format I never knew of I am using so well. Cant drive like this, so I will use a cab and wait for you at the back seat or something, I will let the Taxi cab honk the numbers of code here so you can come out knowing its safe. I sincerely thought you where at the home, according to our coordinates you are... Dont tell me that bastard built some basement over there, wow! I really miss him now, if nothing else because I would have liked a wine cellar made in less than... Sorry, ill be there asap, 20 minutes or less, nah, believe me, "fancy" is the least of things I want, and I wont be changing my mind anytime soon. See ya. I am sincerely surprised you even remember me, then again I look a lot like your crush. Abel (in case you where wondering, this is not my name either, but you get the picture by now)

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Why was it so easy for Superman to pick up chics? His butt ox.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

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This is my joke. funny

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What did the cancer patient say after the little boy told him a funny joke? I'm dying

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What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

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Once upon a time a was born

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like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

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More mindfuck: Your school is betraying you edition. How are you going to feel good about yourself, if you have to UNDER STAND everything you learn? Moral: If you dont get it, you are not ready.

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