Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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What do you call a man looking at Anti jokes on this ? you

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Want to hear a joke? Sorry, you're looking at the wrong website.

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Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

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What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

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What is worse than breaking your pencil? Flying on a magic carpet

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A man, John, is talking amongst a group of friends. He tells a racist joke and sees that one of his colored friends, Mark, is laughing at his joke, but John can tell that Mark's offended. John later apologizes to his friend because that is the right thing to do.

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Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

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Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

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Why didn't the blonde laugh at my blonde joke? She's dead. She should of laughed at my jokes more.

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That was SOOOOO funny that I laughed!!!!!

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My friend was driving me home from a party, and was quite drunk. I was relieved that we did not get into a car crash.

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What's worse than a cow on the ceiling? - two cows on the ceiling.

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Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

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Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

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Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

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what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

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A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

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How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic men? 25

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What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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Your mom is so stupid, she decided to go back to school.

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