What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

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Whats white and sticky and falls from the sky? The Cumming of the lord

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Yo mama's so fat. PERIOD.

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Communism is very bad........well........look at China's economy

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What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

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Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

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What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

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Wh did Steve Jobs invent the iPhone? Because he was smart.

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whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

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why didnt anyone like matt adams? cuz hes a stupid buttface

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What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

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Can you guess the following words? Boo*s s*x *orn g*y cu*t b*tch Answers: Books, six, horn, guy, cult, batch.

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One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

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Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

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Why was the accountant sad? He just watched his wife have consensual sex with another man.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

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What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

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Why could the woman not play the game monopoly? Because she did not own the game monopoly

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

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A man walks into a bar, has a few drinks and spots a nice looking lady He then follows her home and molestes her child.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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