I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

Why did the baby stop crying? I shot it with a 9mm pistol and put it in the microwave because it cried while I was watching Sienfeld.

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

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:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

A black walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken. He was a customer.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

A Muslim walks into a bar. BOOM

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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