What do you get on anti-jokes.com? A bunch of repeated "jokes", that don't make any sense.

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WE BE-ETH YON KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE

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i have cancer

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Earlier that morning the farmer's daughter had inadvertently left the gate to the yard open as she was preoccupied by her worry over a maths test set for that day. She hadn't studied for the test as she was still deeply distressed over her fathers recent heart attack. This, coupled with the added burden of household chores now delegated to her because her mother was out trying to get the west field prepared for sowing, had made her quite forgetful and distracted of late. Whilst several chickens escaped, only one strayed so far that it actually encountered the road facing the farm. After crossing the road and gorging itself in a soy-bean crop, the chicken was struck by a furniture remover's van as it attempted to make its way home. Several hours later the dead chicken was spotted by a Community Mental Health Worker who was doing his bi-weekly rural clinic run. The chicken, being a bantam, caught the eye of the Mental Health worker, who was a keen trout fisherman. "Cool" thought the mental health worker- "those feathers will make for excellent trout flies". He stopped and plucked a handful of the most iridescent blue, green and orange feathers and placed them in an envelope. He rolled himself a cigarette, sat on the trunk of his car and admired the clouds. "God, I love this job", he muttered to no one in particular.

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A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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Why did the black man smell really bad? A: becuase he ran out of paper

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How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

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10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

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"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

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What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

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Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

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Q: Why did the kid cross the playground? A: To get to the other slide

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John lazzaro likes dick

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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How do you stop a bus? Throw a little child in front of it. If the driver is a loaf of bread, this phrase isn't rather important.

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what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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The lion swallowed his pride.

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

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What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

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What did the boy who succsesfully came out of liposection get? Diobeeties.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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