Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

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Do u take sugar?

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Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

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How did th-A fridge.

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Want to hear a good joke? The NBA.

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

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How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

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Friends are like potatoes, when you eat them, they die.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

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what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

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Your momma's so fat: She feels excluded by mainstream clothing outlets.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see his mother before she passed away of terminal cancer

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Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

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What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

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A man in a restaurant says "Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter apologizes and offers to comp the meal.

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What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

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Justin Bieber

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

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knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

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Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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