What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

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i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

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Yesterday I was walking my dog and while I was walking my dog, guess what happened? It got hit by a bus.

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What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

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Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

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Why did the Quantum chicken cross the road? It was already on both sides.

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I dyslexic man walks into a bra. This incident had no relation whatsoever to his condition. The bra was just in an unusual and inconvenient location, and he wasn't paying much attention to where he was going.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name is Paco, And yours is too.

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What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

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how do you get your son or daughters attention? break down the door to their room and promptly begin beating them with a wooden baseball and then tie them up to a chair and torture them for 24 hours.

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why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

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1: Knock. Knock. 2: Don't come in I'm naked.

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A black guy walks into a bar... *3 hours later* He walks out...

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

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Why did the blonde get a good occupation? Because she had a great education in a private school.

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You have been brought down to hell where you are welcomed by satan. "Welcome to hell, where you watch your loved ones get tortured for all eternity" Satan said "Where is everyone? " you ask "Hmmm, I guess you were never really loved"He replied

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There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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