How did the car get a dent? Terrorists bombed the house next to it

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

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What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

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What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

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What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

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Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

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Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

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The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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Jew logic fail: Jew: We have endured suffering for thousands of years! Guy: And how old are you again? Jew: eight. Moral: If you see a goddamn moral in this one then post it yourself :P

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Wanna know what's funny? A joke.

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what do you call a black guy who flies planes? a pilot

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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