how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

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What starts with F and ends with Uck? F U C K

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van

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What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

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Penis

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why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

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why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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2 gay men walked into a bar, The next day they want back to the bar, They went back on the third day but only 1 man came back out and he was in tears, This was because the other man had a cardiac arrest and died.

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waiter there's a fly in my alphabet soup that's not a fly that's a spelling bee

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

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A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

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Why did the school bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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OR SOMETHING! VOLUME ONE SPECIAL ALPHA MAN EDITION: What do you do if you are in the jungle, and surrounded by a tiger, and a jaguar and have only one bullet left in the rifle? You shoot the damn jaguar in its tire, and RIDE THE GODDAMN TIGER BACK HOME! MORAL MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! THE FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD R*PIST!(Yes I also wrote the original kay?)

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Fill in the blank: Hello my name is ___, and today I would like to ask you why you put your real name in the blank? Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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roses are black violets are black i am blind

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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You might be a redneck. Sorry.

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Why did the little boy stick a fork in the electrical socket? Because he wanted to escape his abusive stepfather

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