Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

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A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

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How do u save someone from dieing of cancer? U shoot them in the head

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Your so stupid, that your stupid.

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How do you get a Virginia graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza

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Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

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What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

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how did the girl fall off the swing. BECAUSE SHE HAD NO ARMS HAHAHAH

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Why did the blonde fall down the stairs? Somebody tripped her.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, everything is grey, i'm a dog.

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Helen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it "NUuhHUhhuUUUuhhhuuuuumph!"

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

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24!

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A: Knock, Knock B: Whos there? A: Noone, the door and the visitor are both existential figments of your imagination.

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how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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What's worse that pooping in your pants having someone see it

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whats funnier than a penguin playing a banjo? i don't know because I've never seen one and probably never will because it is a highly improbable event.

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Ask me if I'm a human! - Are you a human? No. The correct term would be a human being.

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What do u call a muslim A infection to America

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