A Mormon bishop, a Jewish Rabbi, and a Moslem Imam all died on the same day. They went to hell because they thought their good works would save them.

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why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

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How do you make a health inspector give you a good report? Throw his family into a pack of alligators.

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What's white and capable of flash photography? A pony, I lied about the photography.

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A woodchuck could chuck wood but a woodchuck couldn't chuck Norris because Norris isn't a type of wood.

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The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

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What does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? Ow

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What do you call a man with no arms an no legs in the ocean? Bob What do you call the same man on your front porch? Matt What do you call the same man on your wall? Art

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I really want to wear my Christmas leggings Actually I lied about the leggings, they're tights I love anal

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Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

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What do u call a black astronaut? An astronaut, you racist prick

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Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

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What did the boy eat for dinner? Shit.

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What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

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What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

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What can you eat that comes in all different flavors. Chex mix, I bet you thought it was women but its not its chex mix

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Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

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Why did the pasta not taste good? Because your mom made it.

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A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

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What is pink, smelly, and sometimes gets wet? A pink sponge.

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whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

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Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

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Man: Docter it hurts when i touch my legs! Docter: yeah you have two shattered knee caps youll never walk again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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