What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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HALF LIFE 4 COMING OUT SOON!

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a girl and a guy rented a hotel room for a night. theyre siblings and stayed up all night watching very classy movies about farm animals and each of them ordered a chocolate cake to eat while watching their fantastic informational film.

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Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

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What do you call a fat indian boy Eeeeeeeh fatty boy

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what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

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Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

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Whats worse than finding a real joke on anti-jokes? -Nothing

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Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

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why does a man walks into a bar? it was a metal bar so he probably was retarted

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What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

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What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

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i feel like i will die some heroic death, but its more likely i will trip over my dog and choke on a spoonful of frosting.

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What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

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Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

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Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

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Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

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How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

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What happen when a penguin walks into a bar? That is an almost impossible occasion. Penguins first of all waddle not walk and they only live in Antarctica and zoos, therefor they will not be able to enter one unless Antarctica becomes populated.

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A dog walks into a bar and the bartender gives him a bowl of water because it is hot outside and he doesn't want the dog to dehydrate because he could die.

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Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

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Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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