- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

A baby seal walks into a club.

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What's worse than an STD ridden Blonde Crack Whore? a black

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

It's your mother, open the door.

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

What's the hardest part of rollerblading? Telling your dad you're gay.

Scenario: Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub The first one says, "Hey, can you pass the radio please" And the second one replies, "Sorry, my cousins are made of soap."

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

Q: what's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon A: well the first noticable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

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