Your Mom

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waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

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where does a person with one leg work? anywere

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard -you throw them.

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

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An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

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Okay, after this one then...

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

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jews

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q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

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dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

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What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

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100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

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Why i Hate people. They are alive. The are breathing. The are near me.

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Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

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did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

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what looks like a banana, smells like like a banana, but isn't a banana? a fake banana

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knock knock. who's there myhairs myhairs who myhairs fallen out

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why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

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why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

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Whats cooler than being cool in High School? Nothing, now take a hit...everyone's looking

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

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Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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