- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon ones a live the other isnt

What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

Why did the skeleton cross the road? It didn't. Anyone who would believe that is a complete moron.

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

What happened to the lady with cancer?? She got shot!!

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

What did the cake say to the icing? Come here

What is brown red and white? I don't know, that's why I asked you

Knock knock whos there? Underware Underware who? I underware my friends are

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Micheal Jackson has never been on the moon, Neil Armstrong never had plastic surgery and Micheal was a pop star.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

How do you make your friends more positive ? Infect them with HIV.

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

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