Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

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When you see it... YOU'LL HAVE AN ORGASAM.

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Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

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knock knock who's there no one

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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First speaker: "why are there so many anti-jokes about something walking into a bar!?!? Second speaker: "there are only a couple thousand of them." First speaker: "it is getting so damn annoying!" Second speaker: "Well, that's too bad for you" The first speaker proceeds in stabbing himself with a knife while laughing hysterecly. First speaker: "ha ha ha ha" Second speaker "emo."

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You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

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A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

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Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because most living organisms eventually cross some form path that is commonly known as a road. Roads are hard asphalt that is very good for cars and other wheeled road licensed vehicles.

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Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

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What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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Who has downs this joke

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Yo momma so ugly that she had self esteem issues and committed suicide, making her husband extremely depressed.

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why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

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i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

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Whats Black White and Red all over? oh, wait. what time were we supposed to meet that landlord?

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How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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