What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

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Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

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Why did the car get out of bed? Because the person who owned the car was a total freak and put the car into a bed.

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What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

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What do you call a black kid with dead parents? Depressed

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The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

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W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

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...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

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Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

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what's blue and white and red all over? -nothing the "red all over" part implies a contradiction to blue and white.

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Hey Jay, did you here the one about the 3 hookers at the bar? Jay didn't reply because he was deaf

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how did the ant die? i stepped on it

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What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

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a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

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Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

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What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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