Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

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Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

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Little Jimmy's mommy loved to see the smile on her only son's face as he ate her homemade cookies. Due to lack of medical knowledge at the time, Little Jimmy contracted diabetes and died before he turned 30. Unmarried and childless, he was diligently working on his doctorate thesis on Astrophysics. His death marked the end of his family line.

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? Try not to antagonise it.

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Two girls walk into a bar. One ducks.

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a Polar bear in an Igloo.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease, an STD from the chicken, as the chicken is a pimp) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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If a tree falls in the forest, and only a deal man is there at the time, does it make a sound? And what are his odds of not being trapped under it, awaiting rescue?

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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Noses are red, pilots are blue I am dyxslexic boo who

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What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

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Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate to laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

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Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

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Q: Where is the best place to hide a black persons food stamps? A: In their wallet so they can go to the grocery store and support their family with the little amount of help they get.

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Q. How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Light bulbs don't exist

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What do you call a man who was just struck in the head with a bowling ball? An ambulance would be the most appropriate thing to call since this man just sustained a serious head injury and medical responders should be contacted, lest his brain start hemorrhaging.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daisies are yellow Trust me, I'm a florist.

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

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A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

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A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

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Why is it not safe for turkeys to do maths? Because they don't have the mental capacity to carry out the calculations correctly, which would be a danger in jobs such as engineering or the space industry. Furthermore, they are unable to understand the concept of numbers or symbols and therefore have no motivation to solve mathematical problems; and even if they did, they don't have the dexterity or education to write out the solutions.

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street he gets hit by an airplane

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Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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