what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

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A man was going to take his girlfriend to prom, and decided to pick up his suit from the dry cleaners. Unfortunately, there was a long line. He then went to pick up some flowers for his date, but there was a long flower line. Finally, he takes his date to prom and decides to get some punch for them.He returns with the refreshing beverage and the couple has a wonderful time.

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

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A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

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What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had herpes.

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What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

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Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

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Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

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come along children

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If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

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YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

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A man has a parrot who repeats everything the man says. He constantly complains about his mother-in-law and everytime he says her name it follows with the word bitch. One day she makes a suprise visit and he greets her with a "Oh hello Doris" , he looks in horror to see if the parrot will call her a bitch but instead finds the parrot dead because he forgot to feed it for 4 days.

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What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

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What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

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Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

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What did the hunter say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants. What did the hunter say when he saw the elephants coming wearing a pair of sunglasses? Like wearing a pair of sunglasses as a dhitty disguise would confuse me. I took law at UCLA before becoming a professional game hunter and I've been in this business for almost 10 years. I think I know an elephant with or without sunglasses.

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what is very tall and red a very tall red building

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why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

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Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

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Once upon a cross

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