Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

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i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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out of your comfort zone

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Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

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1unno;njfjk

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Aye I heard somethin about yo mom WAT!!!!!!!!! She a bop

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What is the best way to run a race? Start out fast, run fast in the middle, and finish fast.

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What did the Chinese restaurants do with dogs that wander into the kitchen? Kept them as pets.

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Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

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Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Certainly not Sally

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Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

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whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

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What did the lone KKK member do when he passed 10 large, muscular black men in the street? He did not tell them that he was a member of the KKK.

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The New York Giants

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I am quite mature.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The sun exploding.

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Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

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What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

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Knock knock Go away

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two tomatos walked over the road and..... just kidding tomatos can't walk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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