miley cyrus

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every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes

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Okay, this is a real joke: A guy slips on a banana and falls down in the most funny way ever, so a girl nearby starts laughing when she suddenly realizes the guy is bleeding profoundly, so she runs over to help, but it turns out the blood was just ketchup so... Just then they both got run over and killed by a car.

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Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

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When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

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Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

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what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

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good looking women

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

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Two gay guys walked in to a bar. It's unfair of me to make the assumption that they're gay, they just be really good friends whom aren't opposed to touching each other.

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Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

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The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

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Where did Sally go when she exploded? Everywhere!

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Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

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yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

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How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

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Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

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why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

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how do u have sex with a really hot girl who is not interested in you? Rape her in a dark ally

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