High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

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Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

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Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

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A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

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Two men walk into a bar, they weren't looking where they were going.

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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What is the difference between a duck? One of it's legs are both the same!

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What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

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what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

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Tony Blair, Micheal Jordan, Fabrice Muamba, Aunty Josephine, Nick Clegg, David Cameron, and myself all go out for drinks.

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Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

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How do you make a black man cry? A: Kill his whole family.

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Why is the fat man fat? Because he has an extremly bad metabolism which makes him gain two pounds from eating one cheeseburger

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Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

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An elephant walks into a bar. He nearly levels the entire structure as he forced his way through the front door.

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A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

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where would you hide 100 dead jews in a car the ashtray because they were all cremated

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

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What did the virgin get for her birthday? Aids

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's genitals to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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