You.

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Where did Susie go when her town was bombed? Everywhere.

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What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I wouldn't consider Mark a chicken. In fact, given the high speed and volume of cars traversing that particular road in both directions, I'd say it was a ballsy move. In hindsight, though, he probably should have waited for the "walk" symbol to appear for pedestrians, in order to avoid being run over by a bus. Anyway, if Pastor John would like to say a few words before we finally put Mark's body to rest...

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What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

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Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.....

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What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

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What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

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Why couldn't my grandpa use a cell phone? He didn't have hands.

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OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

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what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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Why did the man mysteriously disappear? Because he was hiding without telling anyone that he was hiding.

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How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

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Roeses Are Red Violets Are Blue He's The One For Me And Not For You, And If You Try To Take My Place I Will Take My Fist And Smash Your Face(:

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Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

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This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

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Is the capitol of Michigan pronounced DEE-troit or de-TROIT? It's pronounced Lansing.

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An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the hea repeatedly

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What's worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Ebola

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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