Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

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What is the priest favorite book? The Bible

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There's two sausages in a pan.. One says "Wow it's hot in here" The other says... "agrhhh a talking sausage"

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a customer walks into a store and says, "the customer is always wrong." the employee replies, "no, the customer is always right." "you just contradicted yourself."

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What's the difference between Micheal Phelps and Adolf Hitler. Michael Phelps is an Olympic swimmer who has won many gold medals in the 2008 Olympics in swimming races and is considered to be one of the greatest swimmers ever. Adolf Hitler was a terrible man who was the leader of the Nazi party during the World Wars. He ordered to kill eight million Jews, causing what is called the Holocaust. He is considered one of the worst men in human history. Other immature people would say Micheal Phelps can finish races.

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What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

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What's brown and sticky? Anal rape

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What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

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How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

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Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

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Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

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How high is a Chinaman

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Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

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why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

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guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

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Q: What is the meaning of life? A: We don't know. Dwight: FALSE. The answer to everything is 42.

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whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

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What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

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You know what isn't funny? Getting punched in the face. You know what is funny? Brittany Spears getting punched in the face.

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on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

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What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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