What happened when the man lost his sandwich? He couldnt eat.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

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Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

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Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

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Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

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Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

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knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

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The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

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For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

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Brittney Spears

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whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

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A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jahova's witnesses.

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what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock *Opens Door*

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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What do you get when you cross a grizzly bear and a dolphin? Well, the odds of these two animals mating are slim to none. Due to the undeniable fact that dolphins live in the ocean primarily in the warmer tropical waters and grizzly bears live on land in the pacific northwest where the water would be too cold for the dolphin anyway. The dolphin would be swimming around avoiding sharks and the bear would probably be eating a salmon. But if they did breed you would get a dolphinbear. Although a dolphinbear would have a very low chance of survival given it's part dolphin. Dolphins are pussies.

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Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

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what is worse than bitting into your apple and finding a worm? 9/11

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What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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