What's the difference between a Jew and a Generator? One powers your house...and then there's the generator.

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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why couldnt the gay man marry??? cause he was dead.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

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Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

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:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

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How do you teach an old dog a new trick? Answer: You can't

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Yo mamma's so fat she has her own zip code!!! :) Well... the actual reason is she is filthy rich and her house is so big that it takes up a bunch of room, and now that im talking about her i really wanna be her even though shes fat!

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1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

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What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

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Why did the man start crying? Because he lost his job.

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How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? there are more birds on that side

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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America were the American dream is something only foreigners believe in

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

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What do you call a dead blond in a closet? A homicide victim.

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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Q: How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Well considering the weight of a fly is 1.2 grams, and the weight of a light bulb is 50 grams (and this is assuming that the fly can lift its own body weight) it would take 41.6 flies. But also considering the fact, that the .6th of a fly is impossible, because it is more than likely to be deceased, it is impossible for flies to screw in a light bulb.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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