Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

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what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

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"New season of Dr.Phil. How does that make you feel?" ANGERY!!!!!

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A man finds a mysterious lamp on the side of the road. He picks it up, rubs it, and sells the lamp at a pawn shop for $10,000. The man paid off his credit card debt and was happy that he did not have to file for bankruptcy.

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Question:Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Answer:Because she had no arms or legs. Question:What did little Susie get for Christmas? Answer: a bike, and cancer Question: what did little Susie get next Christmas? Answer: nothing, she didn't live that long... Knock knock Who's there Not little Susie

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Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

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what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

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Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

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A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares i dying from cancer

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How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

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A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

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What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

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Cleveland winning something

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Why was the mom happy cause her daughter had an abortion

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why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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How do you kill zombie Jesus? You can't.

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i had a black friend once......just kidding

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What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

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Why don't women need watches? Because they probably have a cell phone, which works just as well.

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Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

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boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

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tight butthole 4 lyfe.

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