A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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Why did the girl not have a good New Year's? She was murdered on Christmas.

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What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

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Why did the girl ask for anal? She didn't. She was raped.

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A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

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knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

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The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't rape, which her sister had experienced while traveling in 2007.

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Why didn't cancer cross the road? Because it was to busy taking my family.

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A quadrapeldgic walks no where

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How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

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If a tree falls, and nobody is around to hear it, does it still make a sound? No. While the falling tree surely creates mechanical oscillations in the air, sound is defined as the mechanical oscillations in the air perceived by humans. Therefore, since no humans were around to hear the tree fall, it did not create a sound.

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? Freak

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Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

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who's that hot blonde at the disco? your mother.

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How many 3 legged black Irish catholic obstetricians, walking into a bar, does it take to make a chicken cross the road? Fish!

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Through forceful action.

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Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Provolone

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns. He won.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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