How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

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Your momma went to the gym, because she is fat.

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A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

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Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

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Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

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Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

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thumbs up!

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goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, im scared of toasters

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My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

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Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

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You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

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Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

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Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

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So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

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the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

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The cow went moo

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why did the plane crash? because fenton was driving it..."THE DEER HAD TO DIE"

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a man walked into a bar ouch

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What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

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This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

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What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

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What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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