Why wasn't the woman cooking in the kitchen? Both her hands had been cut off in a severe conveyor belt accident.

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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Why did the man stand on one foot? Because he had one leg.

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What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

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if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

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Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

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H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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