What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

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If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

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Three jewish men are standing in at a bar. Its getting late and the bartender tells the three men its time to go home. As they walk out to the street, the bartender asks if they will be needing a ride home. Of course these three men had a few drinks, but did not live too far down the road, so they decided to walk. They pass the first mans house and he goes in to see his wife and three kids. They walk past the second mans house and he goes in to see his fiance leaving only one man left. He gets to his house, unlocks the door and goes inside only to find a note on the counter. He gets onto his computor and see that he forgot his wallet at the bar. He goes downstairs and walks out the door only to find himself falling into a giant pit. After falling for a while he starts thinking about his life. Then he remebered that he wasnt jewish.

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What did Jerry Sandusky do when he was alone with 3 little boys? Taught them how to play football.

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What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

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What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

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how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

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Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

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Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

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Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

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Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

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Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

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Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

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A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

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So in Jimmy's school if u are misbehaving u are asked to get out of the room. Jimmy was in science, and he was throwing paper a bunch. Then his science teacher says, "Jimmy, do u wanna go out?" Jimmy replies "No thanks, I'm 14 and i have a girlfriend." That's how Jimmy got detention.

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How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

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roses are gray, violets are gray, Im a dog

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't; numbers cannot experience emotions.

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a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

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What do you call a man with no arm or legs lying in front of a door? Idk, but how did he get there, and where is his aid to help him get out of this situation?

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