What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

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you: knock knock person: who's there you: interrupting cow person: interrupting cow you:MOOOOOOOOO

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A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

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The man that loved birds so much that he played golf just to get a birdie.

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Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

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Knock knock Who's there My BUTTCRACK

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Why did Osama bin laden plan 9/11? Same reason Justin bieber was born....

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What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

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What happens when you poke a ghost that is on the edge of a building?? Ghost aren't real, so therefor you will fall of the building and die????

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In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

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What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .

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Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

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A Chinese man and an american lived together. The Chinese man said to the american man, "I'm going to walk the dog." The American said "OK." Later that night they were eating dinner. The American said to the Chinese man, "I don't think that I've had this meat before. What is it?" The Chinese man replied, "The dog." The American, surprised, spewed out the food he was eating. "THE DOG!?" he yelled, shocked. The Chinese man replied, "Yes, I TOLD you I was going to wok the dog!"

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Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

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What's beneath Chuck Norris's beard? A chin I presume, as that is what most humans have under their beards. Chuck Norris is a human and therefore is likely to have a chin. This is all based on the assumption that he is a human, because of the many characteristics he has shown that are humanlike.

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Q: What did the alcoholic get for his Birthday?\ A: A Jail Sentence

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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A man finds a mysterious lamp on the side of the road. He picks it up, rubs it, and sells the lamp at a pawn shop for $10,000. The man paid off his credit card debt and was happy that he did not have to file for bankruptcy.

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What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

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What do you call a depressed nerd who plays WoW. Me....

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why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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