roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

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How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Getting killed in a plane crash.

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Why did the man sit down? Because he was tired of standing up.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

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What is black white and red all over A tree in black, white, and red paint.

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What does a black man do in the bathroom? He Dookies on bobby

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How did the blonde reply to the male man when he asked how she was? "I'm good."

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Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

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An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

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"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

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An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

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Dory from Finding Nemo: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy- Hey, I just met you."

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Girls

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What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

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Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

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how do you stop a speeding vehicle? throw a refrigerator at it.

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A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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Q-What happened to the kid who thought he could fly A-his head exploded while he was sitting in a microwave

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What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

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