A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

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Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

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Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

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What is the best thing about chuck norris? hes holding a gun to my hea

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A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

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Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

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What's small and harmless, but deadly when thrown at high speeds? A baby.

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Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

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what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

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Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

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Catholicism.

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How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

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Why did the black guy get kicked out of the bar? He was riding a jack hammer

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Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

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What's brown and dirty? Dirt.

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oliver is gay. so much so that he has hex with other men and dosent mind it very much

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If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

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What is green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Yo Mumma so dumb she has to climb over a glass wall to see whats on the other side.... Yo Mumma's so fat when she walked past the tv she made me miss 5 series... Yo Mumma's so fat when god said let there be light she had to move out of the road. That's nearly all that I have, but if u have one leave it in the comment

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What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

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Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

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