Two monkeys are having sex. They both realize they're boys.

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If at first you don't succeed.... maybe skydiving isn't for you...

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Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

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What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

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Justin Bieber

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What's did the white man say to the black man? Howdy.

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What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Dave then complied, opened the door and let the police search his house. He was then found innocent of drug related charges.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

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BOOBALANBOO

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What happens when you give someone a free chocolate bar? ThEeyroast it and vapourise it intheir hands....no they eat it

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Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

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What did the man with Alzheimer's get for Christmas? Happy New Year!

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A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

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http://Youtube.com/User/PeGamer22

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Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

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whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

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your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

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I JUST HAD SEEX! How blantant, eh?

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Pickles

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What do get when you cross a truck and a cliff? Flames.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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