- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

Leslie's husband admitted to being gay, which came to the surprise of no one, seeing as Leslie is a man.

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

What is an anti-joke? This is.

What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

Whats worse than swinging a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

why was the boy sad? because he was raped by a clown.

a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What did the Asian say after he had a nightmare? Nothing his nightmare was actually reality and a dishwasher fell on him and killed him.

Joe Biden

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

How did the Mexican got into USA? Trough the border.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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