What's worse than a worm in your apple? Thats a matter of opinion

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What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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whats a cross between michael jackson and arnold shwarzanegga? Michaelwasanigga

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What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

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A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

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This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

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What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

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Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

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Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

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A boy owned a dog that was uncommonly shaggy. Many people remarked upon its considerable shagginess. When the boy learned that there are contests for shaggy dogs, he entered his dog. The dog won first prize for shagginess in both the local and the regional competitions. The boy entered the dog in ever-larger contests, until finally he entered it in the world championship for shaggy dogs. But the day before the championship the dog died.

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whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? He was on his way home from work and saw some youths loitering on the street corner and thought it best to avoid them and therefore any possible confrontation. He would also appreciate it if you would call him something along the lines of Bravery impaired instead of a chicken as he finds it offensive and doesn't fully understand the avian reference to his lack of confidence.

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What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

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What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

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One time Chuck Norris cried. He felt slightly better after the experience, but, unfortunately, his grandmother still died of cancer.

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Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

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Q: A black man is walking down the street with a television, where did he just come from? A: Best Buy, he just got a bonus, and wanted to reward himself.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

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Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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