what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

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Connor is homo

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What is better than AIDS? Cancer.Cancer and more cancer

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CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

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how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

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.... Take my wife..... .... She is lovely....

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What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

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what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

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Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

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What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

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Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

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What did the creepy old man do to the child? Took him to baseball practice

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What's the difference between an eight year old girl and a Jew? Only one comes back from camp.

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There's 2 guys in a Y shaped road. One road leads to a cliff with deadly alligators below the river. The other road leads to the village. You can ask both of the guys one question to which leads to the village. However, one guy always tells the truth and the other guy always tells a lie. How do you get to the village? GPS

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Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

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what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

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Republicans

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Q. How do you make your neighbor mad? A. Run his kids over.

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Why did Joe wake up screaming? Because his wife cut off his penis.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hello??? .....

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Men don't cum twice easily. That's why Jesus hasn't been around for awhile.

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What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

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