Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

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How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? Steve Johnson, and I'm legally obligated to inform you that I'm a sex offender.

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

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Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot lost control of the plane.

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God is almighty, as such he ANSWERS TO NO ONE! Moral: What you praying for then bitch?

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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why did the moose cross the road? to eat the baby.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? To save the endangered child from getting hit by a car across the street.

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Joanna walks up to a random house, knocks on the door,"Is this where the party's at?!"

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

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A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

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I like my 40's like I like my women, in ABUNDANCE.

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What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

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What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

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Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

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What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

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Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

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Knock Knock.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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