- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

why was it funny that the boy got a razor for christmas because he had leukemia

How much wood could the woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A relatively small amount compared to the amount of trees in the world.

What did the Nazi put into the oven? Bread.

Is it possible to mix an answer to a question with another? No. Aids are perfect for fear training.

25 kids go into the water. shark in the water. 10 come out. Ice cream man deals with the rest of 'em.

Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

What do you call someone that hates gay people? An asshole.

What did the German say the the Jewish man? "Hello, nice to meet you."

Somewhere in prison- Germany 1940 Janurary, Tuesday, 630PM: "Why doya' think you're so innocent" "It was only a jew!"

What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

Your mama's p*ssy is so stank, she should probably consult her physician as she may have an easily treatable infection.

Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

Why did the boy laugh? Because someone told him a joke.

After finishing reading this sentence, read it again and you might or might not realise that there is a secret subliminal message in this sentence making you do something later tonight. Can you spot it?

like this or you will die at some point in your life

Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

this guy didnt get any pussy last night so go easy on him I I I V

What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

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