The racist uncle went to attend his nieces bat-mitzvah. Although he is racist, he is smart enough to not speak his mind, for he is in a temple, and may offend many people at the service.

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How do you kill a lawyer? Stab him 50 times in the chest, slit him open and take all of his organs out one by one. Burn what you have left. That should do the trick. OMG I AM EVIL

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

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Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

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why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

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you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

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Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

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so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

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What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

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black chicken. kfc

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What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

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What do you call two black guys on a bike? Unsafe operation of a bicycle.

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Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

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what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

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Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

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Chocolate makes everything better, except obesity.

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Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why was the light on in the house ? A. the owners were using it

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YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the mailman cross the road? To deliver mail

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