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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

Q: What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Roses are green,violets are blue,i'm high as ****,is that perfume or glue?

roses are red violets are blue ur family is dead and u will die too

What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was crudely stapled to another chicken who insisted on doing so.

two jews walk into a bar and were served properly

Knock Knock Who's there? Your neighbor. My neighbor who? I told you already, it's pronounced "Wu" I'm very sorry Mr. Wu.

Knock knock Who's there? Taco Taco who? Taco bell

what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

The Mets win the World Series

Yo mamma is so weird most people try to avoid her.

What's the difference between an orange and a dead baby? One is a popular citrus fruit commonly grown in Florida, and the other is a horrible tragedy, possibly caused by miscarriage or a serial killer, who was hopefully immediately jailed for his actions.

A cowboy rides out to the middle of nowhere and then shoots his horse. He then makes his way back into town and meets a man in the saloon. The man says, "On second thought, I'd like to buy that horse."

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