guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

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What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

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What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

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For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

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What's black and blue and red all over? A baby right after I kill it

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what makes margaritas good. illegal immagrants in the basement.

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What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

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What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

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The man with a long history of Alzheimer's once said: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cheese n' toast

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I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

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Why was the blonde in the bathroom for 2 hours. She had to pee really bad.

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Why did the man get a tattoo? A: he wanted to express himself.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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A man was eating a hamburger when a boy came up and took his hamburger. So the got up and went to the counter and orderd another hamburger

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What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

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a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

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Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

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a cat a dog and a penis meet up. The cat said ur lucky, when you have to pee u can go wherever you want. the dog said your lucky you can go in a litter box. the penis said your lucky u dont have to put a ballon over your head and do pushups till you throw up!!!

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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