What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

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What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

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Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

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What's behind Chuck Norris' beard? His chin

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what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

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What do you call a chicken with it's head chopped off. A decapitated chicken.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? A n a l

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

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Have you seen the painting by Stevie Wonder? It's a Monet and this museum's most prized piece. Just kindly ask Mr. Wonder to step aside a bit.

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there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

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Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

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- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

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yo yo yo Niggaz Lol I really didn't have a joke but I REAAALLLLLYYY wants to gets #1 joke so PLEASE like this

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What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? They both live underground. Apart from the Eagle.

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why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

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Q: What do you call a successful black person? A: A fictional character.

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a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar... they sit down, have a deep and meaningful conversation about theism, and don't really drink anything.

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An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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