Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

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How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

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Why did the man look up into the sky? carrot cake

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This joke isnt funny.

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What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

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what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

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What do you call it when you take cheese that isn't yours? Stolen bitch, your under-arrest!

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Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

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Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

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waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

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The only time your mother was ever considered "hot" was at her cremation.

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Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

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I'm rick james bitch

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

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Q: Why do some women insist they don't have penises or testicles? All humans have penises and testicles! A: These women have been brainwashed by feminism. It's quite sad, really.

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There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

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What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

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Hey, Max!!

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