What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing, animals are in capable of formal cumunication.

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SUCK MY NUTS

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Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

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Why did Jimmy through a glass at spouse? Jimmy was an abusive husband who had a tendancy to drink too much.

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What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

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you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

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How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had herpes.

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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A blonde, brunette and a redhead are taken captive by a native tribe. They didn't survive the encounter.

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How do you survive the plague? you dont.

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What happened to the man who jumped off a plane while riding a donkey? He died.

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

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*Brother comes downstairs wet and naked* Mom: Did you enjoy your shower?

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what did the Spanish priest say to the Ukranian gynocologist? *fart*

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

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Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

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Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

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Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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