What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

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Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

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Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

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Q: What's sad about seeing a dead twenty year old lying at the corner of a street with a beer bottle in his hand? A: He owed me twenty bucks.

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Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

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What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

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What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

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why did the monkey fall dead out of the tree? because edward cullen raped it up the arse sooo many times it died from internal bleeding.

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One below was by me: Walter H

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Or something... Volume one. What do you do if you are in the jungle and get confronted by one jaguar to your left, and one tiger at the right and got only one bullet left in your gun? You shoot the Jaguar and drive home in the tiger.

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Knock, Knock Who's there Cluck Cluck who? Cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck - proceed to bob head and flap wings - cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck

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What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

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What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

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why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

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69- by Adam Chebali

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How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

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Mooses

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Knock Knock? Who's their. M. M who? Me.

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Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

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9/11

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One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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