roses are red violets are blue i have aids and so do you happy valentines day!

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Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

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My mom just died....

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Two men are walking in a forest And they find this deep whole, so they spit in it to see how deep it but they here nothing So they throw a rock in and still hear nothing Them they find this old tramission and throw that in. A couple second later the goat comes running by and jumps in the whole A couple minutes pass and an old farmer walks up and asks if they had seen his goat and they replied" yea it just ran and jumped into that whole. The farmer says "that's weird considering I had him tied up to an old tramission

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How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

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Yo mama so poor, she can't afford luxuries

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Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

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Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

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An underaged man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, but the bartender says we don't serve minors. The boy then rushes out if the bar for fear of being caught.

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Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

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Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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womens rights to vote

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If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

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what did the fish say when he was eaten by a shark nothing fish cant talk

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

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I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

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Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Where would canada be without nature? still here

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A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

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