Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

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Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

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hi. thats what she said.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

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Q.what do you call 7x7 A.A math equation

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Good friends enjoying a summer activity.

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jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

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I see said the blind man, to his deaf wife, as the cripple ran by.

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Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

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A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

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what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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Whats worse than a repeated Anti-joke This One

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What do you call an asian women running for president? A candidate.

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what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

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What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

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Why did the old man miss the Alzheimer's Day walk? Because he died in his sleep.

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How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

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Q: I am an over-protective father looking for my son who was kidnapped and am suddenly traveling with a mentally retarded woman who cant remember her name. By the way my wife was murdered and my son has physical disorder. Then, im hooked up with a hippy who doesnt care about anything. Who am I? A: Marlin the clownfish (from Finding Nemo).

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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