if she is old enough to bleed, she probably wears tampons.

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Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

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A: Knock knock B: Who’s there? A: The police B: The police who? A: Ma’am, your son is dead.

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What did the doctor tell his patient? Unfortunately you have cancer.

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Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

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What has human male genitalia? A human male

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How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

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a man walks into a bar the other man ducks

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whats white and big and white? alot of things...

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What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

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Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

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Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

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People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

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Jerry.

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A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

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Two men walk in to a bar, one buys a beer. The second receives a phone call and leaves.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

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