- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Guy 1: Hey, do you like fish sticks? Guy2: Yeah. Guy 1: Me too

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other is a baby.

Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

what do you call a pig that knows karate? pork-chop!

Why was the little boy nervous about playing with the little girl? Because she had gonorrhea.

what colour is a frog green you idiot

This is my first joke don't ????mine. You did didn't you.

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

What did Batman say to Robin after they got on the bus? We should have taken the batmobile.

The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

roses are white, violets are black, You should probably consult with an eye doctor, for you probably have severe color blindness.

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