Your momma's so stupid that she might not have graduated from high school, ceasing her ability to have an educated job. Now, she makes minimum wage and can barely feed her son.

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Why did the Koala Fall out of the tree, It was Dead

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

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What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

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knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

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columbus laid an egg. he was very proud of it, but the other dudes ate it.

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How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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what did sandy say to mr krabs nothing squirles are not smart enough to make a air tank and go under water

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A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

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A squirrel runs into a bar and out-runs the bartender to get some assorted nuts on the table then runs out of the bar

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Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

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Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

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Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

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mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

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What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

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Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

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What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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