WHat did Helen Keller get for Christmas? an ipod

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

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Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

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Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

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What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

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What do a bench and a mexican have in common? (don't worry it's not racist) You'll find both in a park. (I lied)

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(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

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What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

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Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

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did you hear about the platypus that was found dead in the middle of death valley?

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Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

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Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

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whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

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How do you make a plummer angry? Kill his family

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the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

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Roses are red Violets are blue Vodka is less Than dinner for two

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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