What did the fat lady order at McDonalds? Nothing because she forgot here wallet at home.

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YOU

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What did Reed read? A. Read?

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

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"Free to play" Play free "right now"

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SEX

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What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

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What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

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Suppose an American, an Indian, a dinosaur, and a leprechaun are on a plane together. Which one would be the first to chug a 7 pound bottle of coke? The situation is too unlikely, with the odds of it occurring being less than 1%, therefore the question cannot be answered accurately.

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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boobs.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

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How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

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Fun Fact: If humans stood in a single file line around the equator, most of them would drown.

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What did jell say to the carriage driver from Uzbekistan that was underpaid and had no banter? Oh My God ROFLMAOOTG (the last three are "on the ground") "I will beat you with a small child that I will soon feed to the T-Rex's" should be on the list.

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Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

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Q: what do you call a man that see's a unicorn A: hallucinating

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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Whats worse than jizzing while your on a date? Shitting in you pants while your on a date.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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You wake, and up for a second you are dazed. Then you open your eyes slowly because you are afraid of what is to come. You then remember oh right I had a sleepover at john smith's house.

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