Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

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Wy did the man fall? A tree fell on his legs!

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rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

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You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

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what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

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What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

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- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

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Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

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What is a jew in space? Dead

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Women's rights.

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Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

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what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

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There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust Whats worse that the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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there was a guy who had 2 horses... he entered them into races... they were rubbish... kept losing... so he entered them in 1 big race and said hed get rid of the loser... the horses made a plan to finish it at exactly same time... he heard them talking and said HOW DARE TALK

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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