your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

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Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

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How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

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I can vote and I am equal to males in the work enviornment. That's what she said.

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what do you call a pond filled with frogs having sex with bacteria is burning there insides while a midget with assburgers is chanting "SMACK THAT BADONKADONK!" racism..

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Knock knock? Who's there? Madeline i am back!! :D

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Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

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Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

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Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

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Roses are, blue, Violets are red, Screw poetic forms, I wish you were dead

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A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

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do you wanna hear a joke about pizza? sure. naw,its too cheesy

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

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What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

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oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

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Your mom.

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Are you from Nebraska? 'Cuz you're the only ten i see.

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Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

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What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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Anti Joke

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