So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

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Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

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What is the difference between a mustache, and a pile of dead babies? Mustaches disgust me.

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A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

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What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

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whats a cross between michael jackson and arnold shwarzanegga? Michaelwasanigga

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Why did the man shut up? because he was told to

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Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

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A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

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What do a Jew and a Vegan have in common? They both won't eat pork products.

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what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

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why was the woman out of the kitchen, because she had to have sex with her husband in a bed

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worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

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What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

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why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

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whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

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A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

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The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

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Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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What do you call a boy with no arms? Names.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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