whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

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A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

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Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

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Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

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whats green and slimy? green slim

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You should periodically review the most up-to-date version of the Terms of Service. Oh you.

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Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

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Mirror mirror on the wall. Why can't I see?

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why did Rebecca black get down on Fridays? because she had school every other day of the week.

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Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

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Why did the black guy stop his car? There was a stop sign

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

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A Black Man Walks Into A Club.

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

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Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

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A woman was strolling around town when she turned into a dark alley. She was cold and scared. Suddenly a ferocious looking man jumped out with a knife. The end.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Kobe Bryant passing the ball

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

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Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

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Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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