- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Purple Not blue

What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

You wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? I slipped in mud. Wanna hear an even dirtier joke? Bubbles is a guy..

What is the Question to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 43 - 1 = ?

What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

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What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

Girl: what comes after 69? Boy: 70. Girl: no,toothpaste! Boy: ...

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

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A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

why does god like Justin Bieber? He can't god doesn't like the devil.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

What do you call a blonde with big breasts? A woman. Some call her "mom".

What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

What is worse than seeing your whole family die? Leaving your wallet on the bus.

what do you watch ? a tv

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