- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

How much does a polar bear way? Near 1,100 pounds.

Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

What did the plane say after it flew into the World Trade Center on 9/11 Nothing, planes are incapable of speaking.

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Why don't Polish girls swim in the sea? The only sea that Poland borders on is the Baltic. Throughout most of the year this sea is too cold to comfortably swim in.

What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Jeff. I don't know anyone by the name of Jeff. Please leave my property immedaitely.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

What do you call Bilbo Baggins when you use him for pleasure? Dildo Baggins

Knock, Knock. I have no door.

Why did the girl fall down the hill? Her boyfriend pushed her.

I went to the doctor and explained to him, "My penis fell off." The doctor gives me an odd look, and then chops his off to make me feel better.

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

Man walks into a gun store, buys a gun. The same man goes home and lives happily till he dies of cancer. His son takes the gun shots himself, survives then later dies of cancer.

What is it worse than a bee sting ? -Two bee stings What 's worse than two bee stings ? -The holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust ? -3 bee stings

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

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