How many carrots can you fit in a truck Depends who's driving

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What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

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How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

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I agree Nero, we agree there, but let me ask you, why did you have the deep desire to create such a society before? You managed to do so as a teen, you wanted to help others, you put them before yourself, you where far more loyal to them, than they ever where to you. What motivated you then to sacrifice so much, where is that strength today?

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What do you calk a couple of friends hanging out? An intimate get-together.

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Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

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Two corns were decided to get married. In wedding, bridegroom can't find bride, so he asked a popcorn next to him, "Do you know where is the bride?" The popcorn answered, "I just change my hair style."

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Pinus Testicles

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How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

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I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

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What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

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Religion

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

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Why did Alex die? He choked on a semi truck

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sooo.how do you get a bonner when your in a room with lady gaga???? you tell lady gaga to turn around and you think of brittany spears bending over get it nahhh probably not

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

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Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

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dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

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