What happened to the bus? An unexpected, unforseen, instantaneous, sudden finger began to slowly disintergrate the earth

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penis

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

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What do you call it when 1 person has an imaginary friend? A mental disorder. What do you call it when 1 billion people have an imaginary friend? A Religion.

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Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

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A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Nothing because saying a fish can talk is like saying Obama is a good president.

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Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

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Give me time to think of a joke hm..............hm.................hm....................hm....................mmm....................hm?..........................m m.....................mmmmm..............hm...................hm.....................hm......................... ah!i don't want to think of a joke

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Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

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What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

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a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

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Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

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What Did The Boy With No Arms Or Legs Get For Christmas? Cancer.

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Why wasn't there an elevator in the rainforest? The rainforest is not capable of managing an elevator because an elevator does in fact require an energy source which is also not capable in a rainforest. The rainforest is filled with animals and is not filled with humans which would make having an elevator in the rainforest useless because the main use of an elevator is to transport humans. The animals in the rainforest would not be able to operate the elevator because using an elevator for them would be advance while humans using elevators is second nature.

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Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

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Knock Knock Whose there? A field full of mexicans A field full if mexicans who? F**k You

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a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

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What is pink and smells like red paint? Pink paint

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

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Why can't february march Because april may

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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