What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will have her institutionalized as soon as they find her.

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A tree falls over on an old woman. Mysteriously, the woman lifts the tree up and walks away. A man is amazed by this, so he goes and asks the woman how she managed to lift the whole tree. She tells the man that he is an idiot an walks away. Later inspecting the tree, he realizes it is a small sapling weighing no less than 10 pounds

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Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

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Knock knock! Just kidding.

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det va en tjej som va inne på ica och handlade, framme vid kassan la hon fram en banan, en billys pizza, ett litet paket bröd och en mjölk. -är du singel eller? frågar killen i kassan -ja hur visste du det, svarar hon -du e skitful ju

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women have rights

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What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

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What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven, one muffin says to the other; boy it's hot in here. the other other muffin doesn't reply because it's a muffin, muffins don't talk. Now consider that the first muffin was a squirrel, A TALKING SQUIRREL!

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If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

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A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

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A man walks into a bar and asks "Where is your bathroom?" He is directed towards the restroom, where he then covers himself in toilet paper and calls himself a moose.

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Avery has crabs.

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Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

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Girl:Do you wanna hear a joke? Boy:Sure... Girl: jesus loves you

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Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

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Why does it take longer to build a Blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one? The trip to find a blonde wig suitable for a snowman, especially if you are picky and have a certain wig in mind, generally takes up more time than not searching for a wig at all.

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What killed the name cool? Coolio

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It's not just me bomber, Kane Aodhan and kevin are all posting stuff too so SBB!!!

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why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

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What do you do i a stranger offers you candy? Make sure its not stale then jump in his van.

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Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

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Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

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school homewrok

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