Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

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Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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I hate it when people dont finish there sen

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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gay people

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A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

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(To the tune of Perry the Platypus) He's a completely retarded Allosaurus of action! A purple dopey dimwit who always giggles away! He never does anything But children's songs he does sing And the little kids squeal whenever they hear him say... *i love you, you love me* He's Barney! Barney the Dinosaur!

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Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

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Two Cows are knitting soda water in a lightbulb. One of them said: Talking about milk, what time is it? The other pulls out a thermometer, looked at it and said: Wednesday.

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Hey, did you guys hear what happened the Steve Jobs? He died.

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they call me the green lantern because my little sister died in chemical fire

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How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

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What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

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HARRY EFFING STYLES

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Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

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How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

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pineapples

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What is the difference in a dead dog in the road, and a dead black guy in the road? One was a dog and one was a human being..

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him Food Stamps.

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Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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