- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he thought he saw a dangerous predator in the area and crossed the road in an attempt to flee the dangerous situation.

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

What is the easiest way to babysit a black kid? Find an activity that you can both relate to and enjoy. Hopefully after doing this for a while, the youngster will become tired and fall asleep. You can then watch TV, read or talk on your cell phone until his or her parents get home.

Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

What is the difference between a duck. One of its legs are both the same.

How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

Justin Bieber walks into a Gay-Bar. He is then kindly escorted out because he is underage. Also, because the patrons gave him certain looks that brought concern to the heterosexual bartender.

One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answered him in a such a simple and concise way, that the little boy understood.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

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