I walk into a bar...

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 4 and 5 then raped 10

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Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

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What is the difference between a motorcycle and a football? 42, because ice cream has no bones.

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

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What is black, white and hungry? A woman with a rare skin disorder known as Vitiligo which causes discolourtion of the skins pigment in patches; who is hungry.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

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what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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How do you teach your daughter to stop wetting the bed? Cut her best friends eye-lids off at her birthday party.

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why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

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Ehh

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A guy walks into a bar. The universe instantly shatters around him under the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through the void amongst the shards of his broken reality. This is the worst joke ever.

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whats green and has wings ? a flying patch of astro turf

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A drunk man is that last one inside a very popular bar. He passed out on the counter before he ordered a drink. The bartender is angry at a sale lost, which would have been his millionth sale before closing time on the 1000th day of business. He goes home and hangs himself.

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Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

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What's so funny about losing the game? Nothing.

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How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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Darth Vader: Luke, I am your father! Luke: Nooooo! Darth Vader: Yes.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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