what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

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How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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A fat man buys a salad

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

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Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

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Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

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Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

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What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

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So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

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Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

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Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

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what worse than a worm in your apple being kidnapped by hores and eaten alive by rabbits

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What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? with boomerangs

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What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

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Magic is another word for "poorly perceived analysis of the mechanics of this complex instrumentality we call optical illusion."

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How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

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XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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