Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

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How do you make a baby cry? Break its legs.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Probably cheese, since there really isn't a possesive form of the noun.

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Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

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A muslim and a jew meet each other in a dark ally...... they give each other strange looks because they are both in a dark ally.

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A blond and a brunette took an IQ test. Both of them scored above average.

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The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

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Hitler was in a shampoo advert that everyone bought Now people must be dying to take a shower

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Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

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Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

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"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

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Garry Glitters on here

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What do you call a partially deaf obese man? Anything you want, it's unlikely that he'll hear you. If he does manage to catch what you said, your chances of outrunning him are very good considering that he's likely to tire before you, unless you're overweight yourself of course. If this is the case then perhaps you should hit the gym, obesity is a growing problem in the Western world and greatly increases your chance of heart disease and/or diabetes.

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What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a knife? Stabbed.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

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Q: What is the likely outcome of anyone who watches 'WWE'? A: They will lose their virginity to a hooker.

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14 people jump in a hole about 25 ft deep. they can't climb out because it is a straight vertical drop.

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- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

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What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

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Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Sir, your wife has been killed. Please open the door so that we may discuss this matter. The man then opens the door and listens to the tale of how a disgruntled worker opened fire in a grocery store, killing 13 people including his wife. Unable to cope with this and the fact both his parents passed away earlier that year he later hangs himself soon after the police leave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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