Your mother is so fat that she once ate an entire peach cobbler in one sitting and chastised herself yet again for her lack of self-control over her eating habits and her need to fill the holes in her self esteem with the short-lived gratification she gains from eating too much of the foods she finds tasty.

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Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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OH MY LUMPIN GOD!

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Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

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-I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

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A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

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The truth is he loves her!!

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I WILL DESTROY ISIS

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A Mayor accidently killed one of the citizens of his town through dangerous driving. He could not be charged with murder, as it was an accident, but there was an uproar, and he was humiliated beyond question and forced out of office straight away. Even his family rejected him, owing to the fact that the unfortunate citizen he struck was his son's girlfriend.

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Did you hear about the circus fire? It was intense

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What's worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke? Your family being massacred in front of your eyes.

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He had heard from a mutual friend that his ex-girlfriend, who he had recently broken up with, would be present at the same party and to avoid an awkward encounter he chose not to go.

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John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

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lol

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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person 1: wanna hear a knock knock joke? Person 2: sure! Person 1: okay you start person 2: knock knock Person 1: who's there?

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What do you call a room with an oven and ten Jews in it? A kitchen.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

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Why did spock look in the toilet he was concerned with his poop

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Why was the little boy nervous about playing with the little girl? Because she had gonorrhea.

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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Asian NASCAR.

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