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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

Guess what happened when a man took off his jumper?? He became cold!

what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

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Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

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What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill? Look there's 100 elephants coming over the hill What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill with sunglasses on? Nothing he did not recognize them

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

whats it called when a pimp slaps a ho? RESPECT

How come Michael Jackson couldn't get into the petting zoo? It was closed.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

A man walks into a bar, sits down and the bartender comes over and asks him what he wants to drink. The man replies, "Carrot Juice."

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo

Roses are red violets are blue if you were number one I"ll pick number two, if you were number two then I'll pick POO!

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

Ask me if i'm a fish. Are you a fish? Do I look like a fish?

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