What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

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Evolution is real. Why? Pikachu evolves.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

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Why is Jem no longer a cartoon? Because they all died from toxic hairspray.

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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what did batman say to robin? get in the car

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

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What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

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Its true, he didnt write that!!

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There are two fish in a tank. They both die, tanks are used for warfare.

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how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

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getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

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Your momma's so fat that she has a body fat percentage of 37 and is clinically overweight.

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Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

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Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

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A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

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Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

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These are some questions you should never ask on a first date: When you wipe do you throw your toilet tissue in the toilet or on a trash can? Do you smell your hands after you wipe? Do you you ever look down when you take a dump and see it come out? Have you ever picked your butt and then picked your nose with the same finger?

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Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

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What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

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What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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