a man walked out of church and said F***!

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Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

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knock knock

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Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

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A baby crawls into an abortion clinic.

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Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

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Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

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When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

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It's Christmas Eve and your entire family is gone for 12 hours to by you presents. What will you do while there gone? By the time you figured out what you will do you will hear a knock at your door. It's the police they are here to tell you your entire family was murdered during a shooting at the mall. The sad part is you will not receive your NEW Beats, your Xbox 1, or your make up.

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Well, he was dangerously fatigued from having weeped passionately the entire night in the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of 20 years and consequently finding out that his only daughter was in a tragic school bus accident.

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Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

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Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and there wasn't a sufficient wheelchair ramp at his access.

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Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

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How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

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I met an Asian man in Beijing, and he had very small feet. You know why? He was a midget.

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

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why girl die cancer

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-Knock knock -Use the doorbell -Oh... ding dong -Who is it? -Me -Oh -Yeah -Cool -Come in -Okay -Take off your shoes -Alright -How are you? -Good -That's good -Yeah -Okay -K -Oh -Bye -See ya

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How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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Anti Joke

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