Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

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Knock Knock No one answers....

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Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

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Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

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What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

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How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

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Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

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Children and bretheren, stinky cheese Stinkyy cheeeese. Like this or you will smell stinky cheese in your bedroom

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What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? monkey see monkey do why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? it lost its footing why did the girl fall down? she was hit by four monkeys and a refridgerator

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

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What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road A. Because he needed to get to the other side

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Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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Q: Why is there a crack in the liberty bell? A:Because someone droped it and it broke

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An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

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What's yellow and smells like piss? Urine.

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a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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Religion.

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Why did the fireman go to the police station? He didn't go to the police station, he went to the fire station.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? -Because all races like fried chicken.

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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