1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

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Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

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why did the boy fall off his bicycle? because his dad threw a refrigerator at him.

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how do 2 gay guys walk... one pounces into the others butt

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A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

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roses are red violets are blue i have candy im about to rape you

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:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was disowned by his family due to his drug addiction and had nowhere else to go.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

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A man walks into a school, he then proceeds to gun down the majority of the students before taking his own life. What a sad, sad day.

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

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Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

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What's worse than having to tie one of your shoelaces after walking 5 miles? Getting a 56 year old mixture of blood, urine and sperm injected in your asshole.

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What did the man do after he got in his car with out his keys? He started it up and drove Away

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Whats funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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"Solids tunderf" he said, while chewing his gum.

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What do you call George Mills? A very kind, sensitive person with a poor music taste.

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What starts with a 's' and ends in 'ex'? Sex -XH

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I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

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Whats worse than bieber fever? A yeast infection.

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Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

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Anti Joke

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