What did the shark say to the elephant? Nothing, they live in different habitats

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guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

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Why was the math book crying? Three men just brutally raped his wife.

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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How did the blonde screw in a lightbulb? She didn't, she fell and broke her neck and went to a hospital. Thus you should not laugh.

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night? Cot death.

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What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

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q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

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deez nuts

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What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

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Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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Whats the leading cause of death Life.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

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A gay Asian guy walks into a gay bar where he found a fruity looking black man... The Asian went up to the black man and said, " how'r they hanging?" shocked with anger, the black man hits him in the face, knocks him to the ground and said, " YOU DO NOT TALK TO MY FAMILY THAT WAY. BOTH MY GRANPARENTS WERE LYNCHED!!!" the Asian stands up and brushes himself off... He turns to the black guy and says " I meant the balance scale at the table you were were sitting at" the black fellow turns to the table with the notebook and the balance scale with rocks on both sides that he was sitting at... He turns back to the Asian man and apologizes for his rude behavior and buys him a drink... (2 hours later) they have sex

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How do you get a clown off a swing Hit it with an axe.

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Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

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Three black men walk into a bar. One of the men, having recently reached sobriety, opts not to commence in the consumption of alcohol. The other two, impressed by his level of restraint, decide to leave the bar and take the initiative to turn their lives around for the better.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme Refrigerator

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Anti Joke

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