what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

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a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

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how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

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How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

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Nah, could not care less about how I sound on "The network", its just that I spent all night finishing the core concept to my new novel, and all the capital letters and stuff sound like Jim Carrey in my head as I type. So Redcunt, where you going? When you coming back?

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a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

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If a tree falls, and nobody is around to hear it, does it still make a sound? No. While the falling tree surely creates mechanical oscillations in the air, sound is defined as the mechanical oscillations in the air perceived by humans. Therefore, since no humans were around to hear the tree fall, it did not create a sound.

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There was a Mexican in a bomb shop ?

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A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. One polar says to the other, "Pass the soap please." And the other polar bear says, "No soap, radio!"

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Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

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What's big,long,and mostly men use it? A submarine

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A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

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Yo mammals so stupid, she's got AIDS!

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Morning wood.

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Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? Because he crossed the road

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What do you call a man with a knife in his back? An ambulance

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Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

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Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

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What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

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Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

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How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

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David: Hey Bill. Do you know what the most common place for a Democrat to work is? Bill: No. David: An insane Asylum, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a black person to work is? Bill: No. David: A prison, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a 20th centrury undercover German Jew to work is? Bill: No. David: A morge, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a Scientologist to work is? Bill: No. David: With Democrats. (Writen by Ben, avid Anti-Scienctologist)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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