what did the orange say to the apple? hi

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

womans having rights.

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

What to you do when a monkey walks into your bar? Quietly escort it out and into the nearest zoo.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

An Irishman, a homosexual and a Jew walk into a bar. Paddy's really exploring his options lately.

What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It can never be certain, as chickens are incapable of communicating.

how do you start a stamped in mexico roll a nickle down the street sad thing is you just lost a nickle

How long does it take a woman to park a car? Shouldn't take long, depends on the size of the parking spot.

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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