Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

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how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

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What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

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whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

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Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

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What is the only day of the year when you're guaranteed to find me? The day I kill you.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says "What is this? A joke?" They then proceed to rape the barman.

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What did the gay man do last night? Had a curry

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whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

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Women deserve equal rights.

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"What happened to John after he got drunk 12 years ago"- police "I don't really don't know that question"- John Jr.

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What's green and has wheels? PAIN!!! I lied about the green and the wheels.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

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I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

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A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

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I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

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How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

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A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

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whats better than a car. gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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