Women's Rights.

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FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender goes why do you have a cane? The man goes "I'm blind."

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Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

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Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

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Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

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Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

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The Qur'an

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how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

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What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

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Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

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A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

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your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

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What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Jehovah's Witnesses.

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Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

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GO CHARLIE TO CANDY MOUNTAIN. Charlie is a unicorn and unicorns are not real they are mythological creatures. They do not breath becuase they where never alive unless you do drugs(mr craig) that is the only way to see them. And drugs leed to lose of money, loss of money = broke.Broke = no home. No home= death. So who believes in unicorns??

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What happens when a black man falls out of a tree? He gets hurt.

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Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

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What does Pontiac stand for? Nothing. Pontiac's were discontinued

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Anti Joke

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