How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You do not, as she is blind and deaf, and partaking in doing so would be the morally wrong thing to do.

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Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the narcoleptic patient? It wasn't. The patients were treated because of moral obligations, but the doctors that laughed were either fired or warned, depending on if they had previous reports of exploitation of patients.

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What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

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how do you double your cash? You rip it in half.

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A black man is pulled over doing 66 in a 65 zone. He asks the officer what the problem is and the officer says his left tail light is out

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se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

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Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

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Where do you go when your friends called you spoiled? Africa.

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You know what I'm thinking of right now? Eyebrows

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What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Reeves Christopher

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

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Thank you for booking with Anti-Joke Travel Agency. Here is your trip itinerary: 1. Your toilet

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This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

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yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

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What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

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What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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If somebody chucks skittles at you saying taste the frickin rainbow Run over them with a car and say "NationWide is on your side!!! ????

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I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

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Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

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What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

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what do you call a black person in the dark? ........invisible

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Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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