How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

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Anti-Joke Memes? That Shouldn't Be A Thing

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A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

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What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, horse, we don't serve your kind here." The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse," says the bartender, "I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse, are you deaf? I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out, knocking over a stool with his tail.

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whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

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Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

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Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? An Xbox 360.

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An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

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Knock knock. ... There was no reply because the resident was on holiday.

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A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam all get on the same flight. About half-way through an engine begins to smoke and stutters to a halt. Fortunately, the pilot has been trained for these situations and lands the aircraft safely.

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what did one sandwich say to another sandwich? nothing, sandwiches cant talk

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Get me a sandwich, bitch

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How many of amanda todd's frinds does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, she doesn't have any

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Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

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Hey i just met you & this is crazy but Nia and Goober Made a baby

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roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

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Q: What did the farmer say when he coudn't find his tractor? A: "where's my tractor?"

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Two horses were discussing their racing records. The first said, "In my whole life I had won ten races." The second horse says, "Well, I've won twelve of those!" A greyhound trotting by chimes in, "Not bragging guys, but in my career, I've won twenty!" "Unbelievable!" exclaimed both horses. "It's a talking dog!"

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What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

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Drunk irish man

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Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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