why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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Why did FiddleBob Joe chuck a stick of butter out the window? Because he wanted to see a butter fly

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a man walks into a bar. ouch.

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A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

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What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

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Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

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Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people not make the mistakes he did

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

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Where is my tractor?

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Justin's humor

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

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What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

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What's black and doesn't work? My Blackberry, but luckily it was still under guarantee and the situation was solved swiftly and relatively drama free.

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knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

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knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

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What did the cow say to the bull. they had kids because they shared an interest in being silent.

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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There is a British man, a Mexican man,and a American man on a boat. The captain sad the boat is carrying to much weight so the each have to throw off something they have to much of. The Brit throws tea, The Mexican throws tacos, and The American throws the Mexican.

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Why was the boy's face red? He put his cat in a blender.

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Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

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Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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