What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

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haha black people :D

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wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

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A man wearing a chicken t-shirt and holding a pair of dentures walks into the Youtube headquarters, then immediately walks out in fear of getting a copyright strike.

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A man is so drunk that the alcohol has a biphasic effect on the body, meaning that its effects change over time. Initially, alcohol typically produces feelings of relaxation and cheerfulness. Increased consumption, however, can lead to dehydration, coordination problems, blurred vision, and a great number of health, medical, and social issues and other drinking problems caused by alcoholism. As articulated above, excessive alcohol consumption can lead to drunkenness. One of the short term effects of intoxication is the lowering of an individual's inhibitions. As a consequence, when people are intoxicated they frequently do things they normally would not do while sober, often ignoring legal, ethical, social, and moral or religious norms. While blurred vision, slurred speech, dehydration, and coordination can be labeled as "alcohol short term effects," other health problems such as alcohol related heart disease, liver disease, and cancer, on the other hand, can be labeled as long term effects of alcohol abuse and alcoholism. This, however brief, is an overview of the effects of alcohol. What remains to be discussed, however, is what Paul Harvey calls "the rest of the story." Essentially, "the rest of the story" is a more detailed analysis of how excessive alcohol affects an individual's life and the lives of those around him or her when the person becomes an alcoholic and suffers from alcoholism. Perhaps the most logical way to discuss this complex topic is to focus first on the classic alcoholic behaviors and effects of alcohol in the four states of alcoholism; then examine some of the "social effects" of alcohol and alcoholism and finally, discuss the medical conditions, health issues, and drinking problems that are caused directly or indirectly by alcoholism.

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Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

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Why will this joke be the most hated? Because it sucks

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heads up!

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"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

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follow @nils_kosmo on twatter hehe

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Kevin Spacey is Kaiser Solze

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What do you call a gay mexican on welfare? poor

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woman's rights

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I’m on the new Seefood Diet… I can only eat Fish or shell fish

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woman's rights

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Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

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Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

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Women's Rights...

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I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

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You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

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Q: Why was the duck hands down hilarious? A: It wasn't, ducks don't have hands and with human beings able to be equipped with emotions such as to see an object or living organism as funny, do not view these mammals in a humorous manner.

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13 =B you just learned something

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What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

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Anti Joke

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