Other Guy: What are you looking at? Me: You.

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Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. see how easy it is to save with GEICO.

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What the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? He got shot.

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I hate blackniggers

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Nicolas Cage

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Why did the person post a real joke with bad grammar and spelling on anti-joke.com? They didn't flippin' understand the point of the website.

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--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

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why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

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Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

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What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

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Your mams so fat that she has aids... and i gave it to her

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Q: What did the tree say as he fell? A: Studies have shown plants in general do not have a voice box, thus making plants incapable of speaking.

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You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

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porcupines love sun bathing in the winter months so it dosent rape their nose hairs

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Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

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Patrick- hey spongebob i thought of something even funnier then 24 Spongebob- What patrick- 25

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Why did the man reach for his gun? Because he wanted to kill someone.

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a man walks into a bar, and says "can i get a beer please?" the bartender hands him his beer, and as soon as the man starts to take a drink, the man dies of a massive heart attack because of his unhealthy lifestyle

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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There was a small boy with a lollipop and a spinning hat. He died of lieukemia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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