A guy in a truck delivering furniture runs over a frog. Concerned for the frog, he pulls over and runs back to the frog and asks "Are you ok?" The frog replies "Yeah, you want to buy a cupboard?"

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"You've got a lot of C in your body." said the doctor. Jimmy replied with glee: "Ah that's great news, vitamin C is.." "No you've got Hepatitis C, you'll be dead within a month."

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Roses are red Violets are blue Elephants cant jump Neither can amputees

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What's wrong with a black man in a bar? Nothing, Except the fact that he is an alcoholic, and will probably beat his wife after drinking.

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Why did the most interesting man in the world refuse to eat his buttered toast? It just so happens that the cook accidentally used stale bread, causing it to taste unsatisfactory.

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Is that your face or is your dog walking backwards.

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My nigga so racist he killed a man cause he was white.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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Johnny got hit by a bomb. Where is he now? Everywhere. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Johnny

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Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

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whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

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I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

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Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

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A pink bird and a pink elephant was out flying. Then something happened.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

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women's rights

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troll----> hahaha---->

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

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A: What happened to the snake? B: It died

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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Roses are red violets are blue you're the middle child no one cares about you

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A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

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yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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