A man walked into a bar 2 hours later he died from drinking and driving

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When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

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Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

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Iggy Azalea

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Jayden Eccles

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Type better antijokes above

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A man walks into a bar, looks around, and reveals an AK-47 assault rifle he had been concealing beneath his trenchcoat. He then turns to his left and fires repeated shots around the bar, to the surprise and fear of many. Then he shoots himself. The death total is estimated at 9, including the shooter, while the total injured is around 22.

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knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

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A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

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whats polish and black a polish black person

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I like to eat.

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Ask me if I am a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

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People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

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why did the ginger have no friends? he was wearing skechers

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What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

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Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

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Two Black men, one wearing a blue shirt, and one wearing a red shirt, Jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The one in the blue shirt

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What do you get when you cross a peanut and a snake? peanutsnake

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why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

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A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

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