- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

why was the boy laying on the ground? he got shot in the head

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

Yo momma is SO black.

Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

Why did the boy engage in oral sex with the other boy. He was a hormonal homosexual.

A fish swims into a wall. It does not say anything, seeing as fish do not possess vocal chords and therefore are incapable of speech.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

Two penguins are sitting on an ice flow. One says to the other: "hey--you know, it looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other one says, "who says I'm not?"

knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

Can Geico save save you 50% on your car insurance? Does a former drill sergent make a terrible therapist?

Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. One looks at the other and says, "Can you pass the soap?" The other penguin says, "What do i look like, a typewriter?"

What's inside that man's house? Atoms.

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