Why was the first name of the boy 'Price'? His parents were Hamsters.

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what is yellow and burns? -a fire

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"....did he fire six shots or only five....." It doesn't really matter, considering he will die of blood loss soon

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Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

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What song does a bulimic person sing while on the toilet? Nothing Bulimic people don't poop.

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A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

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Hey guess what? Nevermind.

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What is bad about being black and Jewish? Your gonna have to sit in the back of the oven

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what did the atheist get for Christmas? Nothing. If he was being truly honest to his beliefs, he wouldn't partake in a christian holiday.

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I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

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-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

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Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

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whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

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Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

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why did the man die? he got shot

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What did Reed read? A. Read?

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What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

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Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

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