What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

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Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

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-Knock knock -Use the doorbell -Oh... ding dong -Who is it? -Me -Oh -Yeah -Cool -Come in -Okay -Take off your shoes -Alright -How are you? -Good -That's good -Yeah -Okay -K -Oh -Bye -See ya

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Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

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What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

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A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

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Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

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Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

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Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

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why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

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Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

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Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

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a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

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How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

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knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

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Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

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What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

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Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

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that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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