What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

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A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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how do you get out of a room with no windows or doors? you don't.

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Why can't santa fit down a chimney? No one can

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Adam ci ?mierdz?cy kutas mi sie ya mam

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hello anomonous

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

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What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

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What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

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You are Nerochan right?

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When Nicki Minaj wrote her song "Stupid Hoe" she was sublimminally talking about her self.

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Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

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How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

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Why did the school bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He actaully never did. He only made it half way before a cop issued him with an infringement notice for jaywalking.

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Laws are initially proposed in Parliament as bills. They become Acts after being approved three times by Parliamentary votes and then receiving Royal Assent from the Governor-General. The majority of bills are promulgated by the government of the day (that is, the party or parties that have a majority in Parliament). It is rare for government bills to be defeated, indeed the first to be defeated in the twentieth century was in 1998. It is also possible for individual MPs to promote their own bills, called member's bills; these are usually put forward by opposition parties, or by MPs who wish to deal with a matter that parties do not take positions on.

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How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

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whats funny? ebola and 911

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Why did the people thumbs-up the anti-joke? Because I threatened them with A GUN

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a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

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how do you put a giraffe in a fridge? open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. how do you put an elephant in a fridge? open the door, take out the giraffe, put the elephant in and close the door. the lion king is holding a conference in the jungle and all the animals turn up except for one, which animal is missing? the elephant, it's in the fridge. you come across a river you need to cross, but it is infested with man-eating crocodiles, how to you cross the river without dying? just swim across, all the crocodiles are at the conference.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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