- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" A few people laugh, but the horse, incapable of speech, does not. He is unfamiliar with this location and begins to panic. In his panic his leg is broken. He is put down shorty thereafter.

Why did a Monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

What did the man say to gguy we are both g

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

Whats worse than ten dead babies in one tree? I dont know, but that is quite a graphic sight i have in my mind right now.

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

Penis.

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

Why don't NBA basketball players shake hands after a game like players in NHL hockey...? ...Because it's a tradition in then NHL.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the black men.

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