Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

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For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

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What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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Wilson: would you buy lottery when you grow up Mattuew: no theres no point Wilson: ask Xiangxi right next to you Mattuew: xiangxi, would you buy lottery if you grow up? Xiangxi: Prabably not, because the chance of winning a lottery is lower than becoming an astronaut Mattuew: the probability of you winning the lottery is higher than you finding a girlfriend

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Your Momma's so ugly, she went to the grocery store, and went she got out of her car, people said, "You're ugly."

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four, maybe 3, depending on the size of each person.

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the love boat

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Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

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69

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What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

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a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

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Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

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Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

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Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

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A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm a talking horse and that's what you ask me? On the day I just buried my only son?"

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Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

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What's the difference between a pen and a tiger? Believe it or not they are both not a cantaloupe.

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a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

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Slavery

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So a magician was droving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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