What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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What's black and red and on the ground? A dead black guy.

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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I ponder

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Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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In soviet Russia - some people were poor.

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What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the appropriate amount of medicine as directed by her doctor for her condition.

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whats worse than bitting into ur apple and finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just murded noddy and his family who were making a nice little home in there

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Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing, he was homeless

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What do black people eat for breakfast? Cereal.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

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Lebron James in the 4th quarter.

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A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

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Womans profesional lacrosse

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What goes up and does not come down? Why the hell ask me.

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Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

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when chuck norris plays call of duty, his only perk is ghost pro.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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