Why did the chicken cross the road? Mind your own business.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? What? No? I'm here to inform you that your child won't be coming out of that coma, I'm sorry.

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Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

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A man is traveling to the nearest grocery store. He stops at an intersection and notices a another car beside him. It was a black corvet. So he blew it up and the men inside of it as well. He then proceeded to call the cops as to try to cover the explosion up as if it was not his fault. Unfortunately, the police had video evidence of the incident through video surveillance and the man was arrested for life. He never got a second chance in life and eventually died a slow, painful death in the hands of cancer at the age of 91.

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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What'sucks and white Jackson

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

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A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

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What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

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haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

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Jesus steps out of a boat, and walks across the water to shore. He's such a show of. Only an attention whore would leave a boat and walk across water for no good reason.

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What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

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Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

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Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

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why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

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Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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Why did Bert go to the doctor? He had an appointment.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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