What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing, animals are in capable of formal cumunication.

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Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

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Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

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What has two legs and two arms? A Human

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knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

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Who can make 50 iPads in 1 hour? An Asian

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Joke: two polar bears were in a bath tub. One said "pass the soap." And the other one said "no soap, radio!"

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Why does Santa wear sleigh bells? Because he's got leprosy.

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A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

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how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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What did the doctor say to his patient? Doctors are not allowed to give out personal information involving their patients.

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Thumbs this down

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The Mets win the World Series

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why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

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Turtles

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a skinny sumo wrestler

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POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

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Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

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why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

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People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

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What did the African boy get for his Christmas present for the first time? Leprosy

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Anti Joke

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