Q: What kind of punch do vampires drink ? A: None... It's really blood, you should know that by now.

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

Invisible Children Foundation.

if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

Why did the black man go to church? Because his father died.

Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

What did the boy do before school? Jacked off.

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

What's green and has wheels? A frog in a wheelchair

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

Knock, Knock The door's open

why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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