What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

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why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

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square circles have souls but gingers do not CC

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your momma so fat, that she secretly crys every night, because she is so self concious about her weight. and has to talk to a therapist because shes bolemic and has suicidal thoughts, because she cant stand the way she looks

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i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

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Abbie im pretty sure your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory

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Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

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whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

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How do you make a little girl laugh. You tell her something funny.

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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

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poop nuff said

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What's round and red? A red and round solid.

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what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

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What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

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Q: What do you call a man driving a van with a bunch of stuff in the back that doesn't belong to him? A: A delivery man

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Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

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In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

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What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

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Its a long story, I got two balance nerves, I technically got four ear drums (relax you cant see it nor anything,neither can doctors without weird unpleasant stuff), I got about twice the number of synapses as regular people, and well, that makes me pretty damn good at some things, and a total retard at others.

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what did the duck say to the dog. quack

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