why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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Please spell dyslexia.

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"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

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How do you make a Nazi mad? You slash his tires.

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Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

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What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

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he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

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What is blue and smells like the sea The ocean

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knock knock Come in!!!

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A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. He values his privacy and will not tell me his motives.

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Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

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this site is an antijoke

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Knock knock Whos there? ... You got ding dong ditched

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Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

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what's worse than finding 8 babies in 1 trash can? nuclear warfare

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How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

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How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

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Three a man is trapped on a desert island and a genie offers to grant him one wish. The man accepts the existence of the genie and then wishes for unlimited wishes for the rest of his life. The man takes over the world.

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Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

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How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

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What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

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What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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