What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven. Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Where did a homeless man find his easter eggs? In the bin.

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anal seepage

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

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Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

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Asshole huh? Dont give me any ideas. Again you are not high on weed are you? Then that's really bad.

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What did the chilean guy told to the other chilean guy? Hola!

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Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

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what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

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- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Batman, Superman, Spiderman and Wonder Woman walk into a bar. The bartender decides to ruin the joke by saying nothing.

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A helicopter was flying around above Seattle when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications equipment. Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter's position. The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it, circled, and held up a handwritten sign that said "WHERE AM I?" in large letters. People in the tall building quickly responded to the aircraft, drew a large sign, and held it in a building window. Their sign said "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER." The pilot smiled, waved, looked at his map, determined the course to steer to SEATAC airport, and landed safely. After they were on the ground, the copilot asked the pilot how he had done it. "I knew it had to be the Microsoft Building, because they gave me a technically correct but completely useless answer."

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What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

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Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

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what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

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What did 7 say to 6? I hear you've been spreading stories about me.

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my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

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Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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