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Why did the boy trip? A small explosion in the center of the earth caused by a hobo created a tsunami, causes a seagull to fly off in alarm. The seagull lands on a Smart Car, causing it to crash, which sends a signal off to a satellite in space. Because of this, a massive earthquake occurs. Oh, and the boy? There was a bowl of soup left carelessly on the ground.

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What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

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what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

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What's worse than stabbing your eye with a fork? Stabbing both your eyes with a fork.

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So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

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What's black and white and roams the sea floor? A zebra.

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Why do so many Koreans go to medical school? Practicing medicine is a rewarding and respected career.

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What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

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Q. If Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were both drowning, what kind would you make? A. PBJ

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A black teenager drives an Escalade His father is a prominent lawyer and his mother is a neuroscientist.

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Q:How do you know if you have a big enough oven? A: If the jew fits

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Jim: Can you shoot a basketball with one hand? Moe: There's no such thing as a basketball with one hand.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

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Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees - have nothing at all in common.

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What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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Why is Helen Keller Blind and Deaf? Because she can't drive!... oh no wait I screwed that up.

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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jibby jobby

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Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

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What did the giraffe say to the human? Nothing, but it was trying to alert the human of an oncoming bus.

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What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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