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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't midgets live in penthouses? They can't reach the button in the elevator.

do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

Why are they called waiters? Because you got to wait for them for a fucking long time. Why do they call you a patient. Just so you wont get impatient, if you do you are no longer a patient and they will ignore you.

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

Why can't helen keller drive a car? Because she is a woman

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam were having dinner together at a local restaurant. Which caused a group of Republicans sitting nearby to ask for another table.

What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

Why is McDonalds bad for you? Because their is so much fat in all its products, and contains many calories.

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