Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

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pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

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Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

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What do you call a bear eating another bear? A cannibal.

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Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

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Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

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OMG guess what she just told me!! idk......im deaf.

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Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

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A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

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PENIS

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

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throbbing slobber

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What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

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What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

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In mediavel times :A Jew rapes his mom.... He is promptly taken out of society and thrown into a lions den due to his act of imortality.

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Two nuns in a bath, one nun says to the other "wears the soap?" the other confused replies "I am sure you mean 'where' is the soap" and hands her the soap.

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R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

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Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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