Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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whats the difference of the mexican and the bench the mexicans alive

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What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

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What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

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Why did the child get an 100% on a test?? Because they got all the questions correct.

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What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

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What's the difference between a black man and water? All black men have water in them, but not all water has a black man in it.

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Hi? No!!!!!

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So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

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What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

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Roses are red Violets are red The grass is red OH MY GOD, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

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How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah...

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womens rights

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ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

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A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

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A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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