Knock Knock Who is there? 9-11 9-11 who? You said you would never forget.

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Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

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Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

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Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

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A zen master walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything." The vendor says, "Sorry, we're out of relish." Then the zen master tells him, "Sir, I don't think you get the joke. As you can see by my long silk robes and fu manchu, I am clearly a zen master. And I have used a pun that would make you think I were asking for enlightenment from a hot dog." The vendor then says, "We don't take too kindly to wise guys here." And then the prick gets up and tosses me into the street!

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Who gave Max head georgia Hidi

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I like boys!!!!! CC

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Q. What roles did girls play in the Gold Rush of 1849? A. Miners.

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Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

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What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

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Text me back when you can. I can't, my fingers got amputated.

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from the farmer's field. The family were not too disheartened, as the rest were still contained.

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What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

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What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

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hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

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What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

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Q: Why couldn't Sally ride her bike? A: because Sally has Cerebral Palsy.

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1. Why did sally fall of the swing? -because she had no arms. 2.Knock Knock -Who's there? Not sally.

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What is the difference between the Xbox, PS3, and the Wii? The Wii is a complete waste of money.

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Do you want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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