Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

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A black man, a mexican, and a muslim all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? Who cares!

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A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course," comes the reply. The first man then asks: "Where are you from?" "I'm from Ireland," replies the second man. The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland." "Of course," replies the second man. I'm curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?" "Dublin," comes the reply. "I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin." "Of course," replies the second man. Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?" "Saint Mary's," replies the second man, "I graduated in '62." "This is unbelievable!", the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!" About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's been going on?" he asks the bartender. "Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Kinly twins are drunk again."

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this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

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What happened when 7 8 9? Six was afraid! HAHAHaha....ha.... wait, no. I told that wrong....

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Josh brown, Cant have sex, you want to know why...... Because he has a smelly vagina

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Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

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STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

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Q: Why did the girl fall off the swing? R: Because she had no arms.

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A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

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What did the innocent little girl get for Christmas? Lymphoma.

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What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

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Your mother is so stupid that she has an IQ score that is much lower than the average person.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

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Knock Knock there's a doorbell

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Why did Alice fail Maths? Because everybody else was Asian.

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Why couldn't Mike answer the phone on time? On his way to the phone he was shot and killed.

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Knock, Knock Who's There

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A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one you care bout so why did u say who's there?

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