You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

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Society.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

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Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

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where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

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Darude - Sandstorm

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What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

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what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

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Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

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What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

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Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

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What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

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The chicken crossed the road.

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Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

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If an iPad 2 is better than an iPad 1, than what's better than an iPad 2? An iPad 3

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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i saw your mom, i said hi

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David Cameron

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One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

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roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

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What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

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Anti Joke

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