A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

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What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

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Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

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The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

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Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern ppoorrnnoo-graphic collections.

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4/20 is a holiday just like Christmas.. I lied you just get baked

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Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

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A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

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what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

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So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

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womens rights

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9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

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How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

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What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Why couldn't Jenna play double dutch? Because she had no friends.

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Pee Pee bleekkka klup look? fupapapapapapapapap

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What does the cup-cake say to the cake? Do you want a cup in your cake to make it cup-cake?

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what do you do if a blonde throws you a grenade. scream. run. hide

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what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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