I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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Q:Why Did the Black people die in there car A: They were Homeless

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Why was the frog sad? Because he had a boy's face stapled to his feet.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Probably nothing

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What do you get when you cross and elephant and a dog? Nothing, because you cannot breed creatures of different geniuses.

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In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

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What did the deaf boy get for Christmas? Something like udgtationdaidnmgf

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What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one is quite sure because technology is not advanced enough for humans to converse with chickens.

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i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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What happens when you click a link on a web page offering sex? You get a virus.

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how did the girl with a hook-hand do her hair? She didn't

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A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

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Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

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A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

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Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

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why did phil ruin the patio furniture? because he wasnt familiar with the grammar technique used

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