How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? With the technology of compact fluorescent light bulbs they don't go out for much longer, so the question is nearly irrelevant.

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why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

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Whats worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

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Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

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What's worse than loosing your pen? Getting raped by a pedophile.

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Who is worse than Adolf Hitler? Lebron James

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how do you kill a blonde? -a gun, knife or any other lethal object

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a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

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A paralysed man falls over.

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What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

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Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

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What is green and has weels? A green bycicle.

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What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

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Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

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"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

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Im going to the patriots jets game this year..... When the kick a feild goal and you see two kids wearing lime green holding up a poster that says BRADY LIKES SAGGY BALLS that will be me and my friend -RT

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Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

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whats the difference between justin beiber and a gay guy? both guys and girls like gay guys

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your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

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