- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

What happened to Liam? He Died.

What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

What number is funnier than 23? 24.

What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

Nobody enjoys your company. Nobody likes your work. Nobody loves you. There is no person who's name is legitimately nobody.

Im cute hehehee

Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

what happens when a girl poops? she wipes her butt.

How do you get a woman out of a car? You drive it into a river and her body will float to the top.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

what did the lion say to the zebra? roar!

What do you call a Mexican on a boat? A sailor

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