What's green and has wheels? A green car.

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What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

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What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

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What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

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yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

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What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

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There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

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Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be.

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How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None, it would be ridiculous to even try to fit one in an ashtray.

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How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

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What's the difference between a kleenex and a man? One absorbs your tears while the other makes you cry.

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What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

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How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

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What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

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Obama.

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Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

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A man walked in to a bar, he ordered a few drinks, met some new friends and had a good laugh with them. Later that night, he got in his car and drove home, which was foolish, as he should have known that being under the influence of alcohol increases the percentage of a collision, which could take his life and the lives of others. He arrived home just fine and got in to bed with his wife who was happy to see him.

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head walk into a bar They are friends from school and have not seen each other in 15 years; they are hoping to have a good night out

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Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

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the jokes are repetitive on this site

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What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

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