Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

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whos the biggest oaf................................ coasta

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Yo mama's so fat she couldn't ride on roller coasters with you in Disney world. Sometimes you wish you could share more fond memories with her.

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Q: On a plane, a black man does not grab a bag of peanuts, while everyone else does. Why? A: He has allergies.

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Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

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Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

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WNBA

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How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

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What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

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Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

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What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

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how long has dibey got left like :)

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Let's not pick mushrooms in heaven.

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What did one muffin in the oven say to the other muffin Nothing food doesn't talk

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yo mommas so ugly that everyone died.

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HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

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Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

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What's the difference between a bird and a pool table? Both of them fly, except for the pool table.

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what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

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Halo < COD

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What color is red paint? Red

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What do you do i a stranger offers you candy? Make sure its not stale then jump in his van.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

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ur dug has tits <3 from Alec Bamford xxxxxxxx<3<3<3xxxxxx QAHS 4life

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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