What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

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Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

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Get on the boat.

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Why couldn't the black man swim He never learned how.

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If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

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knock knock. Who's there? The delivery man.

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Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

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Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

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Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

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An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "So why are you so happy?" The amputee doesn't answer because he has been completely deaf, blind and mute since birth.

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a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

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Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

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The tall man says; How's theweather downn there? he's talking to smurf

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What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

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What do you call a man with one ear? A one-eared man.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

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How did the blind man watch T.V? With the captions on.

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The awkward moment when you have cancer.

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

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The King stands next to a pole. The King goes away, the pole stays there.

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Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

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A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

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Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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