Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

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A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

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Why didn't the man go to work? He got stabbed.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

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In Soviet Russia, there was a movement to be renamed into the Russian Federation, which passed on December 25, 1991.

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Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

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What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

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why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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Yo mamma is so fat She has to wear big pants and is easily fatigued.

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Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

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leon harney ya pikey

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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

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I really don't like Holocaust jokes. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off of a guard tower.

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Jim bean takes out a can of- Let me guess- No.

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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