ProX hacker JazZ Has aids hahahaha

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Ps. I am getting green thumbs, which is weird, I never even expected for anyone to even bother to read my fucking long comments,but then again... As my wife said, " I am not pissed at the fact that members of my movement dont depend too much of my advice in order to get along in life for nothing". True, while horsehead network might mock me, and my "blood family hate and/or fear me" It takes only a look into my wife`s eyes to feel like a God... All while I got many thousand members of Neronism worldwide waiting for me to cope with my past so they can worship me (which pisses me off, it was never my intention, I give them life advice on how to shape their own life, not on how to cling to me). Nero: Neronism, look it up, join me, stop looking for the answers in religion, but stand up for yourself and realize that there is no reason to wait for life after death, when we together, can create heaven on earth. Yes esteemed members, I am back on my feet, and I am wearing my ortopedic arm made of steel again, consider it symbolism. Its free btw, your money is worthless to me, if you choose to see life for what it is in the eyes of a true human being, then you on the other hand, are worth as much as I am... What I am worth is something I will leave up to your opinion, because sure as fuck if I dont consider myself better than people most already. Its time to push forward again, led by a fist of steel.

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Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Docter Docter who? Yes its me, Craig Who your docter, I have the test results back Im afriad its positive,you've only got a few months left

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms

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What do you do if you see an alien landing? This depends entirely on the circumstances under which the landing takes place. It also depends on the observed nature of the alien,but given the high unlikelihood of this occurrence, one may be safe in the knowledge that he or she will never have to deal with such a mental state of stress.

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Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

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Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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Knock Knock Who's there? ... No one, you have Schizophrenia

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i'm colourblind and shit at poetry

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What did the blonde say to the man when he asked her what time it was? 6:34 pm

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What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

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How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

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Whats Brown and fluffy ASIAN TITS

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Why was the man crying? Because he was punched in the stomach.

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

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What does a man that has to go to the bathroom do when there is no restroom within a reasonable walking radius? He gets in his car and drives to the nearest rest stop.

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How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

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Magic is another word for "poorly perceived analysis of the mechanics of this complex instrumentality we call optical illusion."

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

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What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

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