- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You shoot at the blonde. Causing her to fall, but I have a feeling she will be pretty mad!

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

black guy graduating high school

What do call a black piano player? A pianist.

Question: How did the chicken get to the other side of the road? Answer: Too find his joint.

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

A black woman sits down in the front of a bus.

Whats worse than swinging a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

Knock Knock Whos there? Your neighbor.

What has one head, three eyes and seven legs? A cow with a tri-pod rammed up it's arse. The third eye is a result of a birth defect.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet But i have commitment issues So I'd rather just be friends at this point in our relationship.

Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

A man walks into a bar. After several hours of drinking and loud unintellegable outbursts to those around him, the man wonders off to a nearby bus stop and relieves himself. He is now a registered sex offender.

What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

-Will you follow the live coverage of 86th Acacemy Awards? -No. -Are you anti-semitic?

A fifteen-year-old walks into a bar. He is told to leave by the tender because of his obvious prepubescent appearance, deeming him far from the legal age of drinking.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

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Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being hit by a plane.

Two monkeys are having sex. They both realize they're boys.

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