Sixty... eight

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What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

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Knock-knock jokes with sjws: Knock knock! Who's there? A transgender! A transgender who? WOW. It's 2016, people. If you can't recognize a transgender, you're a disgusting piece of cis white male scum! OH! OHH! "I'm sorry lady"? Do I LOOK like a lady to you? I'm a- no- sir- stop interrupting me. SIR! I identify as a gender fluid demisexual! "What does that matter?" Oh my god. Well it wouldn't matter if I identified as a goddamn piece of salami to you would it??? Huh? I'm confusing you? WOW! What a priveleged- oh! So I'M being rude? OKAY! FINE! I'm recording this you know. You're going ALL over the Internet. Oh yes you are! No, hey, my privilege cam! You just took it this is rape! You are assaulting me! Don't just shove it back into my hands like that! I call patriarchy! Oh no, I'm not done with you! Don't you close that door you Goddamn piece of sh- *slam*

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whats wors than getting hit by a car? getting raped by a giant scorpian

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Q: Why can't white people dunk? A: because they can't jump high enough

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I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

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Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Bob and his family were looking forward to going to an all inclusive holiday to Spain. When they got on the plane, a bomb went off, causing Bob to realise that he was never going to see his family again, and that they were about to suffer a horrific, painful death.

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knock knock whos there not me

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Bill: Whats 2 + 2? Joe: Your mom

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Bloody kids ...

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What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

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I love watching pom Get your minds out of the gutter

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What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

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A man walks into the bar and asks the bartender, "Are you smelling me right now?"

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What do you call something you should prepare yourself for when having sex with a prostitute? A.I.D.S

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What's 9 +10 19

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Why did the black person got to Wal-mart? Wal-mart has relatively low prices

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Q: How is a cloud like orange juice? A: Neither have wheels.

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

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How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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