what is worse than losing your phone? having it destroyed because you were texting while driving causing an accident and you are not eligible for and upgrade for another two months.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

thumb_up thumb_down -11

I'm on the seafood diet. I eat clams and shrimp because it is healthy for me.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What did the man with the knife say to the ostrich? Run or I'll stab you!

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died! Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey!!

thumb_up thumb_down +13

A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

thumb_up thumb_down +39

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Your Black, Im Black, We're all Black

thumb_up thumb_down +20

How long would it take for a clock to reach 12 It depends on which 12 it is going to land on and which time zone you are in but yet most clocks are not correct so it is very hard to tell

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What's more easier to break than a thin stick? A woman's neck.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

thumb_up thumb_down -8

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

What is the meaning of life? 42

thumb_up thumb_down -16

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Person 1) Yo mama's so fat Person 2) My mother died in a horrible car accident last week

thumb_up thumb_down +60

Your mom is so poor, she can't afford nice clothing.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

thumb_up thumb_down -12

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

thumb_up thumb_down +3

a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops