Fine then, its me Tifa, I am sorry for going against your ideology, I was trying to emulate and copy you, but yeah... Bad thing is that yeah I taught these concepts to a real shitload of people Nero, on the bright side, its not much compared to what you know. Sorry for being all rude, but thirty something? I mean I never seen your face nor even the color of your skin Mr Doctor Doom, but you always struck me as very, very old. I kinda appreciate you calling me the girl with the big red scared eyes, most people call me you know, most people never look me in the eyes, not that I really blame them.

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Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

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Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

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whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

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Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

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Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

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My bologna has a first name It's O-S-C-A-R... My bologna has a second name It's M-A-Y-E-R... Oscar and Mayer were the names of the pig and the cow that were slaughtered and subsequently processed into the bologna I am eating.

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Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

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What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

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How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

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Why did the little boy fall of his swing? Some one killed him.

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Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

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Adam Sandler.

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What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

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How do you blindfold and Asian? By using a sturdy bandanna, cloth, any other object to avert ones view.

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how do you kill Lady Gaga? with a gun.

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whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

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Eh yo Sean u mr. Kingston Hey, how are you doing?

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Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

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Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

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