News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

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what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

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What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

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Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

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If you rape a prostitute is it shop lifting?

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

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A cow walks into a store. The clerk asks "how may i help you sir?" The cow says "Im a cow stupid!" and storms out.

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How do you make a 6-year-old cry again? Tell him that without further change to the system, he'll end up paying $100,000 for school and then not have a job when he graduates.

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new girlfriend? Neither has he.

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Customer: Can I have a tin of red paint, please? Shop owner: I'm sorry sir, we only have yellow paint left. Customer: That's ok, I have my bike with me.

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When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

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Why did paul macartny have plastic surgery? Because he wasn't happy with the looked

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Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

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This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

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Did you here about the man who dropped a glass? It broke.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

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Why did the police stopped the black driver? Because one of his car's lights was busted.

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