- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

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What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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Wanna hear a joke? Me to.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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Whats long and black and goes around corners? The unemployment line.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

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Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

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Your mom is so fat that when she dives into a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water than people with less body mass.

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Do you know what's not right? Left.

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whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

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two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

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What do you call a loser on a game? A Dirty Hacker

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What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Is that rash contagious?

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what happened when a duck flew over the hunter during duck hunting season? the hunter shot at the bird, but fortunately, the hunter was nit very good so the duck flew back to his wife and children by the pond.

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

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A man walks into a bar. He recieves a concussion and dies of internal bleeding 3 hours later.

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What's the only type of wood that doesn't float? Natalie wood.

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What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

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Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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