Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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whats orange, nocturnal, and hurts to the touch? The sun or an orange owl... Depends on your preference

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Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

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How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

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Im sitting in class trying to write a joke. I should be writing my speech But i'm better off trying to think of the funniest joke that could get on the front page with over 9000 likes :( Lol nah thats never going to happen :'(

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The 80's called. They need their couch back.

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My girlfriend gave me her first ever blowjob last night. I came in her mouth and she washed it down with a can of Carling. Obviously she had to get that horrible taste out of her mouth, so she gave me another blowjob.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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I'm a poet and I just didn't realise

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How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

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What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

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Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

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Why don't dinosaurs talk anymore? Because they're all dead, duh. :P

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A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

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Yellow People !!

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Dogs

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What do you call a cannibal who won't eat his own brother? A pussy.

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what has 2 eyes but can't see... an asian

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Adam gives a new view of roid rage

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Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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