Backwards write to fun is it. As long as its forward. Emu

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A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

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Why did the hobo get hit by a bus? He wanted to kill himself.

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I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

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Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

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Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

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What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

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Lol you are really adorable, is more like maybe we will ask you some time, but hey, if you are asking, I mean you are beautiful, insecure, easy to break... I am totally joking by the way, you are completely down to earth, you are sweet, you know what you want, etc etc, hey, and to know what you want in life you got to be confident. Wait a second... I "act" like a savage? Lawl, "streams of OceANUS catchphrase"

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There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

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Why do girls think they deserve the very best? Because if an ugly girl in twilight can find a hunky vampire and ripped werewolf why can't they. And let's not forget those crappy Disney princess movies.

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Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? His family had to sell it in order to put food on the table

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How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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What is the difference between a duck. One of its legs are both the same.

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What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

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I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

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What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

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Time flies like a banana.

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Anti Joke

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