what happens when an Indian walks into a bar? they realize they found there way home

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Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice container? Because she was proud of her work as Chief Marketing Director of Tropicana.

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What's worse than getting struck by lightning? Getting struck while your in your house!!

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A Russian drinking something other than vodka.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at his genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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What is worse than finding a real joke on Anti-joke.com? Starving children in Africa.

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Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

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What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

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Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

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How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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Dont follow this link.......http://www.google.com/imghp?hl=en&q=blue+waffle&tab=wi

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Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

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Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

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How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

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Knock Knock [Opens Door]

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What's the difference between a duck? I'm sorry, I was typing too quickly and missed off the end of my sentence. I meant to say "What's the difference between a duck and a goose?" and the answer is that they are entirely different species of waterfowl.

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Even dyslexic people attend church and pray to Dog.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

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