How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

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What's brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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So three Jews walk into a Biker Bar. Despite the fact that is was a self-proclaimed "Biker Bar", the group of men inside were in fact rather open-minded, and had no issues with new members. They had a rich conversation, and frequented the bar thereafter.

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why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

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why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

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It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

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A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

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what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

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This is not a joke

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

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Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

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A new restaurant KKKcake

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

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What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? As they can't find any, they are just squirrels, they can not asist little timmy choking on the lightbulb rolling around on the floor.

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Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

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A man sat on a chair

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Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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