a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

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I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

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Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

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what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

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the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

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whats 7+4? 74

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock out a window.

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Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: One stops sucking when you slap it.

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*knock knock* "who's there?" "me, the person who knocked..duh"

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roses are grey violets are grey everything is? grey i'm colour blind fml

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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All of these jokes are about white people

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Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

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Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

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Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

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My friend who's a chef was stabbed by his own kitchen knife, everyone said it would be in bad taste to joke about it.

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Why did the bear eat the asian? It was hungry

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A: Knock Knock B: 7

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i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

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a man walks into a bar. ouch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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