Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

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Why did sally break her arm? A piano fell on her

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Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

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Badgers are cool

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What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

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One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

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your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

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Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

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Why did the cat explode on the street? Cause i put a grenade in a fridge and then threw it at it.

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I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

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How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

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Always put punctuation at the end of your sentence

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whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

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Roses are gold Violets are blue I am color blind

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

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"Free to play" Play free "right now"

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

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Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

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whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

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I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

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What do you call a black man who likes watermelon and fried chicken? Someone who likes good food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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