Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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why did the girl cross the road ? to get run over by a flee of running cows

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Why does a black person buy water? Because everyone needs water to survive SKH RZH

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock.. Whose there? Not Sara

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Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

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I jacked off over a blind girl the other day, she never saw me coming

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What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

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Chuck Norris can right-click with a mac mouse

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Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

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Why was the Mexican in pain? Someone hit him with a frying pan 5 times across the face.

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What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

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What's worse than losing your phone? Getting raped anal until phones fall out

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Why did the black man die? Because he fell off a cliff.

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There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

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What did the man do when he dropped his bar of soap. He picked it up

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My friend told me to break a leg before the show. I disobeyed him and injured no one. It's just a figure of speech.

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What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

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Whats worse then this joke? Its punchline.

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Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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