There are 3 poeple on an air plane. The pope, a boy scout, and barak obama. The plane is about to crash and there is only 2 parachutes. omba said im the president of the united states and one of the worlds smartest african americans so he jumped out. The Pope told the boy scout " i lived a long happy life you take the last parachute and jump." The boy scout replied what there are still 2 left the " worlds smartest negro jumped out with my backpack.

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Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

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what do u call a hobo name Max Max

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Bill: Whats 2 + 2? Joe: Your mom

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Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

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Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

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To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

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What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

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What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

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When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

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What's the difference between my mom, and a bag of garbage? A bag of garbage is incapable of contracting aids

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What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

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The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

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What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

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What's worse than stabbing your eye with a fork? Stabbing both your eyes with a fork.

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How do you know your cat is gay? Other cats have buttsex with him

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You're not that bad...you're still better at giving hand jobs than your dad is."

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Two men are making sandwiches, one man is spreading peanut butter over the bread and the other man is spreading honey and Italian raspberry jam over rye bread. the man with the peanut butter sandwich looks over and says "HEY, where did you get the rye bread?" and the man with the rye bread says "well my wife made it yesterday and I would be delighted if you come over for some tea, and tried some of my wife's homemade rye bread".

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What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Society has given up on chairs that spin.

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

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