I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

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Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

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Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

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Why couldn't the man find his watch? Because he was mugged by a homeless man and had severe brain damage..... ....and because he left it at the office

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What did the Democrat say to the Republican? "I am sorry about your mother". They had been good friends since childhood and the Republicans mother was soon to die from terminal cancer.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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womens rights

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Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

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Why did girl cry? Because she recently saw the messy demise of her parent's marriage.

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Why did the tractor run over the little boy? because he was in the way!

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Stop Iran! We need the money.

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Al Kida and Terry Wrist walk out of jail.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

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Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

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A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

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What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

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What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

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What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

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Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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