A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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How could they tell Michael Jackson was dead? He showed no vital signs.

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Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

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4 1/2

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. -sensored-

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump!

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

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what's harder than dodging bullets? dodging rain

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What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

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So many dudes win with your mom who even knows if i'm your father!!

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How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

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How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

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