Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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What is green with wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Why did Suzy drop her ball? Because roughly 5 years ago she was part of a car crash violently tearing off both of her arms. Knock knock. Who's there. NOT SUZY!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

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Q: What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? A: Popcorn Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? A: F'uck you -Ap

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im gunna build a lego house what shud i make it out of

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A cat walks into a bar. What's the first thing it says? Absolutely nothing. It was knocked out.

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What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can't rhyme Refrigerator

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Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

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Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

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Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

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What has legs but can't walk? A table...or a dog with four broken legs.

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A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

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Why did the mass murderer abandon his killing spree? He found out it was illegal.

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-When is a door not a door? -Never

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What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

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Charlie, Charlie the drunk guinea pig! OUR BEST FRIEND!!! Angel Charlie: I'm already dead yah poof!!! Butt cancer killed me.....

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What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

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Man: Want to hear an anti joke? Woman: ok Man: Why did the the girl fall off her bike? Woman: I don't know. Man: She got hit by a refrigerator. Woman: ok

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A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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