Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

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Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

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What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

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Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

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Q: There is an Elf King, King Kong, and Godzilla all on the empire state building. Which one jumps first? A: None, because none of them exist.

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why did the plane crash? because fenton was driving it..."THE DEER HAD TO DIE"

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How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

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roses are red poo is poo

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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Mitt Romney penis

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one is ever going to be there for you. Also, you're adopted.

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What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

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Dislike if you are a prostitute

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You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

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Why don't you play uno with Mexicans? Because they collect all the green cards.

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What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

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What happened to the guy who got bullied? He commited suicide.

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There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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