So this old redneck is sitting on his porch when he sees this boy walking down the road and hollers "What you got there boy?" "Chicken wire." "What you gonna do with that?" "Gonna catch me some chickens." The old guy thought: Dumb boy. You can't catch no chickens with chicken wire. Later that evening he sees the same boy walking with a bunch of chickens. The next day he sees the same boy walking with duct tape. "What you got there boy?" "Duct tape" The boy replies. "Gonna catch me some ducks." The old man leaned back and thought. "Dumb boy, you can't catch ducks with duct tape." Later that evening he sees the boy walking with a bunch of ducks. The next day he sees the same boy and hollers: "What you got there boy?" "I got me some pussy willow." The old man hollers: "Hold on, let me get my hat."

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

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I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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What the difference between a duck? One of the legs is both the same.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

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Why was the man sad His got raped

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

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How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

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Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

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Wanna hear a joke? Once upon a time, there was a successful Mexican.

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What happens when you throw a cricket bat at a blonde? She is hurt and reports you to the police for anti-social behaviour.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

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A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

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What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

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Why did the beaver cross the road? To meet Justin Bieber!

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want a balloon? yeah

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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