They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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An abortionist secretly fancies himself pro life, with reservations. Overwhelmed, and utterly fed up, with the burden of carrying on the family business, he aborts himself. Although he was only 46, his frail mother was nevertheless proud of his decision to succeed where she had failed 46 years ealier.

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What is brown and has 15 legs? (They answer "What?") Reply: I don't know I was hoping you would.

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What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and starfish are from a different phylum. They are genetically incompatible.

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Oh my God! A talking dog!

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A man walks into a bar, and spends all his money because he is an alchoholic.

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What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

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wheres binladin? at the bottom of the sea wanking over amy winehouse

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no really what are ur names?

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Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

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What did one apple say to the other???? Well, since they are fruits, and not people, they were unable to talk...

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Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

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Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

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Hhahahahahhahhahahahahhaahhayournanisdeadhahhahahahahahahah

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Do you want to know a funny joke Answer- Kieran Reynolds HAHAHAHAHA This is not Daniel Lesiak

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What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

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Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

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ecks! why zee?

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Whats funnier than 24, 69

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Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

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look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being in an abusive relationship.

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WNBA

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