What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

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why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

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Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

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Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

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What did the blonde say when she tripped down the stairs? Nothing she was unconscious and had a serious concussion.

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Terry Stockton wasn't really hit.

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Me - "Wanna hear something that will make me laugh?" *giggles* friend - "Sure." teehee if anyone gets it.

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What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

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what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

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how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

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a duck walks into a bar. he sits by another duck and says duck 1: Quack!! duck 2: I was just about to say that! duck 1: No way! duck 2: Seriously! duck 1: We are so a-like. duck 2: totally!

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The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

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what happens during a climax apples

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A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

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What did the redneck say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators.

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What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

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Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

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KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

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If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

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A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

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