A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

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y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

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Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

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Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

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10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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a black man and a squirrel get hit on two different roads what's the difference? well for starters theyre two different species. a squirrel is much smaller than a human and has his own mark on society. the man will be missed dearly by his family and if the impact with the car wasnt bad, he may have a chance to make it out alive at the hospital. the squirrel however is not so lucky. it will be left to die on the street or would have died on impact already with sadly no squirrel hospital to tend to it.

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Why are all black people fast? because all the slow ones are in jail.

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How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

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Worst joke ever

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It was a beautiful day, John was driving in his car down the street, Kameron was riding his bike preparing for a bike race the following day, and Griffin was having his 7th birthday party. John ran over Kameron and Griffin, he killed Griffin and broke Kameron's legs to where he could never stand/ride again

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What did my Grandmother get for Christmas? Alzheimer's.

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Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

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josh roberts got the d in geog

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What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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*you're

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vagina, hehehehehehehe

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

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Click here to end the world.

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What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

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How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

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Why did the man die a slow and painful death? Because he kept submitting stupid, recycled anti-jokes over and over; so, I killed him.

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Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

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