Why didn't the boy eat chocolate yesterday Because he was allergic.

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Knock knock. Come in. You're under arrest for second degree murder.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

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A black student graduated High School

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How many dead babies can you fit in a drawer? 10 25* *if you use a blender

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''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

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What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

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There's a donut on a cruise ship and he goes up to the captain and he's like "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain goes "nope, come back tomorrow" so the next day the donut goes up to the captain and says "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain replies "nope, come back tomorrow" so the next day the donut goes up to the captain and he's like "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain says "NO!" and throws him over board Theres a couple on the cruise ship and the man was going to have a romantic dinner with his girlfriend and propose. So he was showing his bestfriend (who was also on the cruise ship) the ring. But was he pulled it out the wind picked up and the ring fell over board. So the man was forced to have a romantic dinner with his girlfriend and couldn't propose. So they go to dinner and the both get crab. And when they open up the crab and guess what's in the crab?! Not the ring the donut!!!

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A black man walks into a bar and treated with equal care

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Why did I get raped

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The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

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the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

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Hey guya im a female stripper and if you want to have some fun call me 8633972535 thanks. -Tyler

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Got milk? No.

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http://cache.deadspin.com/assets/resources/2008/04/Deer_mating2.jpg

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whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

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How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

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You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I stole all your jokes, I stole this one too.

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A man walks into a bar, I forget the rest of this joke and your mother's a whore.

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Why can't the T-rex clap? Because it's extinct

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