what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

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whats brown and fluffy? brown fluff

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why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

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Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

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Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

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How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

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A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

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What's worse than farting in a silent class room? Denying it and farting a second time.

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What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

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Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Beacuse she has no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's There? Not Sally.

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Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

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Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator

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three blondes are walking along the beach on a desert island, they each have plans to escape. The first swims off the island but is swept in with the current back to land The second blonde burns an SOS into the sand using a rock and twigs-the wind blows it out The third, realising how immature her freinds were, reaches into her pocket and pulls out her mobile phone and begins dialling the coast guard.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

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A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

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Poop

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Why couldn't the blonde write the number eleven? She was paralyzed.

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We are as to jokes as atheists are to religion.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

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"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

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Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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