What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

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What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

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Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

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What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

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What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

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What is more funny than an anti joke? A real joke.

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i know leaves are green because of chlorophyll but i don't know how to get a mortgage this is the kind if shit your parents pay for

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Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

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What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

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Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

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Why did the little boy cry regularly? Because his father was sexually abusive.

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Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

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like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

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"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

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You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

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When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

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They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

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What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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