wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

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A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

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Jeremy has 8 apples. Susie has 3. how much does Jason have? Purple because aliens don't like grapes.

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Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

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How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

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what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

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What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" Not the best move Anne Frank ever made.

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Why can no one in africa read or write? I would asume the lack of public education combined with the fact that setting up an education system for so many widespread remote comunities would be a logistical nightmare. But then again I have never been to africa and know little about the country and so the premise of this joke is probably a dramatic overstatement in the first place.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

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What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

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roses are red facebook is blue no mutual friends who the heck are you

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There is an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman and they are climbing up a mountain, when they reach the top and decide to climb down again.

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Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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josh roberts goes into churches and forces them to listen and go by his religious opinion until they cry

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? I don't know. He couldn't open it.

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What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

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n i g g e r s a r e f u c k i n g c h i n k y f a g s

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how much blow can charlie sheen hold up his nose? enough to kill Two and A Half Men

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