What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

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what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he coudn't find his tractor? A: "where's my tractor?"

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How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

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What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

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I <3 Hitler

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a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

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I <3 Hitler

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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Bob: Why did the chicken cross the road? Angus: To get to the other side... Bob: No. Chickens are unaware of the dangers of the road, and it was ignorant of the oncoming traffic during it's aimless wandering.

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My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

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How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

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I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

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Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

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Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

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How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

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Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are stuck on an island that is a mile away from any civilisation.The blonde decides to swim to find help. The blonde swims half a mile, has a rest and then carries on swimming.

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How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

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Coffee just isn't his cup of tea.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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