Why did the man with seasonal allergies not take his medication? He had liver disease...read the fine print

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Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

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During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

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A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? because they know how to run shoot and steal

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Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Nothing, ducks cannot talk.

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What'd the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Just Dance 2 the video game

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Aww Eliza, thanks for being around in spirit, dont leave yet, I am kinda having breathing problems, and Alice says my something levels are dropping because I need solid food, please dont leave, I cant tell time even with a watch, but would you mind waiting a bit? Ill eat fast, somehow.

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How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

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Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

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Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

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Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

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where are you?

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

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A man walked into a bar and said "Ouch".

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why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

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The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

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What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

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what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

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Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

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I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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