What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

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my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

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man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

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whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

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What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

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Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

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A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

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What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

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Bitch

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What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

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A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

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Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

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What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

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I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

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Q: What's worse than seeing a scorpion A: being stung by that scorpion

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POLITE NOTICE: Management Committee here. Please refrain from posting any anti-jokes which are not offensive to protected groups.

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Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

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What is White over Black? Society.

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q:What do you tell a deaf person? a:nothing.

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When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

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What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

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CAVE JOHNSON.

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Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

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Q: How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Well considering the weight of a fly is 1.2 grams, and the weight of a light bulb is 50 grams (and this is assuming that the fly can lift its own body weight) it would take 41.6 flies. But also considering the fact, that the .6th of a fly is impossible, because it is more than likely to be deceased, it is impossible for flies to screw in a light bulb.

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Anti Joke

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