A man walks into a bar, he now has a mild concussion

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Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

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What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

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What's big, grey and can't climb trees? A carpark.

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roses are red violets are blue i have alziemers what are we talking about again

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My name is Matt and I am homosexual. Just kidding. My names Rick.

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What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

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How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

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Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

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guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

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What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

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What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven has a hook for one of his hands carries a chain saw in the other an gets into six's dreams...thats just scary

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What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

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Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

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A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

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Why did jimmy fall of his bike? Because jimmy was a goldfish

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what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

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What color was the duck? It had one foot.

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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Wanna hear a joke? women's rights. jaye clenton is a fag.

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Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

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What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

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Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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