- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

Q: Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, and a rich mexican jump out of the plane at the same time. Who hit the ground first? A: The answer is none of the above, because they don't exist.

A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others don't.

Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

If you're having Kony problems, I feel bad for you son. He's stolen 99 kids and your posters saved none.

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

-Why didn't a girl cry after she fell down with her bike? -Because a handlebar pinned her lung.

how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

what do you call a guy that has a mouth, but cannot speak? a poor freshman who has been commanded by a Senior not to speak.

Knock knock Who's there This is the police, open the door. I don't know anybody by that name

Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

What is good about the holocaust? It is over

kieran is a homosexual

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

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