What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

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Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

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Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

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Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

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Q. How many pancakes can fit in a dog house? A. 0. Penguins don't like icecream.

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What is black and looks like a person A black person

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

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luke moore cant pull it back

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Knock Knock Who's there? No one. You're imagining things.

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people on this site vote for anti-jokes that make them laughed

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to.

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Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

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A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

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A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

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Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

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Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

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When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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