A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

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What's black, white, and red all over? An ovulating mulatto woman.

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det va en tjej som va inne på ica och handlade, framme vid kassan la hon fram en banan, en billys pizza, ett litet paket bröd och en mjölk. -är du singel eller? frågar killen i kassan -ja hur visste du det, svarar hon -du e skitful ju

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Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

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Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

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A monkey and his owner walk into a bar they sit down at the bar... I dont know the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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I have suicidal thoughts

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Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

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How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

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Why does an ostrich have such a long neck? Because its head is so far from its body.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face!

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What do you call a tree with no branches? A stick.

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What should'nt you say to a rape victim. Rape.

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Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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What did the genie say to the frog? Go home.

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Did you hear about the big Polish tragedy? There was a power outage in Poland's busiest shopping mall, People were stuck on the escalators for 4 hours. A woman gave birth in the elevator and died.

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Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

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once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

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