- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

Why did the middle-aged black man lose his job? Because in this day in age, many businesses are being forced to lower their pay-roll, and he could no longer be afforded.

What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

Knock-knock. There is no reply. The burglar makes sure no one is home and breaks into a side window. After stealing some precious jewelry and family valuables, he exits through the same window.

Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like there's two of me! There's not. Your long lost twin died of terminal cancer.

what purple and jolly barney who doesnt love his charactorial warmth!# not weird

A tiger walks into a bar, the patrons ran out terrified.

A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

A dog walks into a bar. the owner of the bar didn't allow animal in his bar and he helped the dog outside again

Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

There are two types of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't. I happen to be one of those who can.

what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

A Horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'What with the long face?' and the horse replys 'i'm a f*cking horse.'

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have condoms, But we didn't use them with you. You were DP'd, Now you have STD.

Whats worse than the holocaust? WNBA

One man calls emergency: - Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom! After five minutes, the same man calls back: - It is OK, I found another one.

What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

whats funny? laughing at people when they die a slow and painful death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was stapeled on to the elephant.

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