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What weights more than a 300 pound man? A 400 pound man.

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Your mom is like a tire iron: she's a whore

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Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's homeless.

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What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

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who is smarter than a human? a nerd

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Why did the blind boy cross the road? Why? The world may never know. He was hit by a bus

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Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

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Dan walked into a jelly fish

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Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

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Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

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Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

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What do you do when you see your wife outside the kitchen? Tell her to enjoy the rest of her day, and you look forward to spending time with her when you both get home from your jobs.

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A man walks into a bar the bartender looks at the man and says "Hey son you wanna make one hundred bucks?" the man looks at the bartender and says "Im not your son."

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An american, a mexican, and an asian are on a boat. The boat is sinking because it is too heavy. The people decide to throw off things that they have a lot of in their country. The asian throws rice off the boat saying, "We have plenty of rice at home." The mexican throws tacos off the boat saying, "We have plenty of tacos at home." The american throws out the mexican saying, "We have plenty of mexicans at home."

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Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homo-sexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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