Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

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what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

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autistic kids rock

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he can make before the car hits him.

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

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Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

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What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Y' can't spell rape without ape.

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You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

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why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Cause violence is against the law

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Segregation

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Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

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what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

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What do you call a black man? Jamal

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What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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Jesus was a good guy

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What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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