Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

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Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

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what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

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Women's Rights..

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Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

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Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

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why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

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I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

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Where does a hobo live? A box.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

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An overzealous adventurer takes a trip to the Congo in Central Africa. While exploring the dense jungles, he accidentally drinks water that is contaminated with a very rare virus. He lives through the pain of the virus for many years. About 10 years after his trip to Africa, researchers discover a cure for the adventurer's virus. He goes to the clinic to get his shot to kill the virus. Exhilarated, the now cured adventurer runs out of the clinic but fails to look both ways while crossing the street and gets hit by and ambulance and dies.

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Dakota Fanning

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Gary: How many sides does a triangle have? Juan: 2? Gary: Nope, it's 3, nice try

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

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Romeny or Obama? Obamney

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

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Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

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