whats the difference between sand and period blood? You cannot gargle sand.

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how many dead babys can fit in a bathtub 17

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What do you call two black men sitting on the porch? Craig and Smokey

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why couldnt the polish people live in the outhouse? because the mexicans in the basement were too noisy

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sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

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One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

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What's the best part of having sex with a twelve year old? Watching them cry when they prosecute against you.

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What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

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selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car? "Robin, get in the car."

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Q: Why did the girl fell from the swing? A: Because she had no arms.

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Q: what animal didnt get on Noah's ark in pairs? A: worms. they got on in apples.

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the fat boy named biggins ate a twinkie, a man named scruffy came along and shot biggins, now biggins has no nose

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Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

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Roses are black violets are black I can't hear anything I'm Helen Keller .

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How do you get a boy out of bed, you cut off his fingers.

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What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

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A bear walked into a bar, unfortunately there were no survivors.

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Your mom is so stupid, she decided to go back to school.

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a kid plays computer games alot and gets carpoltunel in both hands and lives in pain for the rest of his life.

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A man walks into a bar, he is then escorted to the hospital as a result of brain trauma.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

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Q. Why was the blonde fired from the M+M factory? A.She was addicted to meth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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