Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

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why didn't your dog come home last cause he died

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What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

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Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

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What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

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Why is Michael Jackson a bad chess player? Because he's dead.

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Why does mcguigan get made fun of ? Because he is gay with Jack Walsh

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Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

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How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

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i like tits

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Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? They do. In fact, seagulls can be found near almost any body of water.

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have you seen the movie, Constipated? Never mind, it hasn't come out yet.

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A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Yo mamas so greasy that she has a beard

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Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

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A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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