Why was the man sad? His wife left

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girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

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John lazzaro likes dick

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Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

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I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

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What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

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Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

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why was six afraid of seven? seven was a sex offender

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What's the best Anti-Joke ever? I don't know, but it's NOT this one.

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whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

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you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

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What do you call three mexicans in a bowl of soup? Whatever their respective names might happen to be.

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What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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once upon a time, it snowed

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What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

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Whats the greatest part of buttsex the refrigerators

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How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff card at the bottom of a pool.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

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How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

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mark is religion

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