- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can I ask you a question? You just did

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, It's still in its pen.

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

Q: What do Obama and George Washington have in common? A: They are both intelligent, trustworthy presidents who truly care for what is best for the United States. Except for Obama.

how do you break up with someone lightly and not hurt their feeling I dont want to hurt your feeling but i hate you

Roses are red, violets are blue No they're not, violets are violet

What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

I have cancer. And you're next.

hi my name is? joe

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