A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

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Then none of us want to be right.

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A dog walks into a bar. The bartender was just about to leave, so he takes the dog home with him. He makes found dog signs and posts them around the neighborhood. The owner sees one of the signs and retrieves his pet from the bartender, thanking him for finding his dog.

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What did Lebron James say to Brad Pitt? "What's up, Brad?"

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

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i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

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Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

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why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

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Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPFTeHEsAS4 You will not be disappointed.

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This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

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Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

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Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

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Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? Obama is the president and a drug-dealer has lost his life to the awful streets.

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What is it too late to do? Apologize...

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Yo mama so fat, she should see a doctor to discuss healthier lifestyles.

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why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monekey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? It had no arms. Why did the girl fall of of her bike? She was hit by three monkeys and a refridgerator

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What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

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What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

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PIED NINNY!

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Three men of different ethnic and socio-economic upbringings enter a pub. A strange situation befalls them or a question is posed. The first two respond in turn, in manners typical of their profession or educational background. The third, however, either draws on his specific expertise and responds so as to outwit the others, or makes an egregious and pun-filled blunder, leaving himself open to mockery by his peers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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