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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Two pies where sitting in a oven when one of the pies says: God damn it's hot in here. The other pie screams out loud: HOLY SHIT A TALKING PIE!

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What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

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I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

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i like pie.

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

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If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

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What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

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You say: Why did the chicken cross the road? Response: Why? (or some other answer to a different joke) You say: To get to your house! Knock, knock. Response: Who's there? You say: The CHICKEN!!!!

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Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

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How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

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7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the hea repeatedly

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Why was the frog sad? Because he had a boy's face stapled to his feet.

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What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

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That's as _____ as a ______ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

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Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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