What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

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What mouse walks on 2 legs, Micky mouse. What duck walks on 2 legs, All ducks you dip shit.

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

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Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

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Jesse uses a prescription shampoo called " greasey poop" because he feels like his hair doesnt look greasy enough. He cries himself asleep every night because he wants a slim body like the rest of the cool kids, so he eats his pain away, which digs him an even deeper hole. the life of Jesse zigenbein is quite tragic to say the least. Please donate 10$ to the "eat ourselves to sleep" campaign

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In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

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What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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like most people my age. im 27

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What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

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Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

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What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jelly is a clear or translucent fruit spread made from sweetened fruit juice, and set using naturally occurring pectin. Jam contains both fruit juice and pieces of fruit.

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knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

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Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

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What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

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A guy walks into a bar

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