Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

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What happens to men who grow up. They are probably taller

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What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

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NEVER

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how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

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Knock knock.

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

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Boy: Knock Knock! Girl: Who's there? Boy: It's me, John. Girl: Oh, come in!

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

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Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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Knoc nock whos dere ronnie turiaf...... Ronnie turiaf who Dennis rodman

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What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

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In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

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I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

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Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

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Tyler Bishop is a waffle

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A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Doctor B: Doctor who? A: Doctor Johnson, i'm here to check up on you. How's the medication going? B: It's going well thank you, it's working. A: That's very good to hear. Hope you recover soon. B: Thank you!

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whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

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My dog got out of it's cage. So I found it and be the shit out of

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