Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

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Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

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What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

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WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first one to walk on the moon... and Michael Jackson molested little children.

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Why did the girl buy the watermelon? To eat it.

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Knock knock I'M IN THE BATHROOM !!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

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Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

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How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

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Why was Billy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Because they're dead, they cant screw in a light bulb. Even if they were alive, it would be highly improbable that a baby could screw in a light bulb.

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your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

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Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

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Q: why did the boy fall off his bike? A: he wasn't very coordinated

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If you stretch all your skin out in a line, you will die of blood loss or possible infection

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A black man walks into a store and buys something.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

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Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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