- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

A woman wearing a very fancy, striped sweater walks into a bar and sits down. The bar tender asks her “what’ll it be”?. The girl replies “Just a beer for me”. As this happens a child in Africa dies from complications due to starvation.

What did the toaster say to the bread? Nothing. Toasters can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

A man walks into a bar and asks "Where is your bathroom?" He is directed towards the restroom, where he then covers himself in toilet paper and calls himself a moose.

i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

What does Pontiac stand for - People Of Normal Thinking Intelligence Acting Classy

Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

Why did the squirl eat the accorn? Because he enjoys it.

Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

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Some black guy grabs a white guys wallet. the black guy says " hey I think you dropped this"

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