The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

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What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

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1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

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Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

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Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

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What is good about the holocaust? It is over

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What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

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Why did Dom stop smoking He didnt I lied

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S: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? P: They can chuck wood.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders a beer. After a while, the bartender comes over to him and asks if he would like another beer. He says no and leaves.

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Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

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A Brunette walks in to the docters office and says" Docter it hurts when i poke my self." She then pokes her arm and screams in agony. Then She pokes her leg and screams in agony. The Docter says "Are you really a brunette'' She replys "no im a Blonde." Docter says " oh then you have broken your finger"

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Girl: I wrote a poem. Boy: Let's hear it! Girl: I like you, thats a start. You don't, so we are growing apart. In my heart there's a little tear, its funny to see how much you care. I hate the way you played my heart. You never finish what you start. Boy: Cool. Whose is for? Girl: You... Boy: Wow ummm, I have to go to......................yeah bye.

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What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

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How do you get 100 midgets into a mini? You have to manufacture a mini big enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It won't be street legal, but at least your problem with fitting the midgets in the mini is solved.

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Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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