Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

Why is the chicken dead? It tried to cross the road.

what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

Mind magic for fuck ups: Did you know you can train your dog to magically arrive by saying YOUR name! Just tell it what your name is a lot and voila! Moral: made me laugh, fuck the rest of you XD

Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

Q:What do they call her? A: They call her love,

A black succeeds

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

Why did the litle boy's hat come off? cause he got hit by a train!

Knock knock.. Who's there? Breaking. Breaking who? Im breaking up with you.

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it has no legs.

Daddy daddy daddy. What. Will you buy me a porn for my birthday. What! I want porn daddy. Shut up gosh your a 8 year old girl

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

why are balck people black because they are

Michael J. Fox asked me if I wanted my drink shaken or stirred, did I really have a choice?

Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

You.

What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

Scientist 1: "What's your research paper about?" Scientist 2: "Homosexuality in fruit bats." Scientists 3, 4 & 5: "AHAHAHAHA LOL WUT"

eoin burgin is fat

Ron Paul for President!

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