Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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a black guy with rights in 1924

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Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

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What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

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A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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What's big and green and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A snooker table

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Roses are red Violets are purple I just got raped by a clown

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Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Why did little Johnny fall off his swing? He had no arms.

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Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

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A penguin bikes to a bakery, the baker asks him "what kind of bread do you want?" Penguin replies "it doesn't matter, im biking"

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some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

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What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? The Ferrari is expensive and the babies are in a nice hospital.

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why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

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dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

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Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

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what did hercules parents tell him? You're adopted

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

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Knock knock Who's there The police "people began to jump out the back window"

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I was walking through the woods the other day when I heard a rustle in the bushes... So I went over and said, "Russell, What are you doing in the bushes?"

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How many dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dogs do not have aposable thumbs therefore they cannot screw in light bulbs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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