Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

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What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

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Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

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How come fat people drive cars? It takes to long to ride a bike to McDonalds

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two pigs in a bath one says to the other can you pass me the soap..the other replies..do I look like a typewriter!?

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my name is CC im a little bit retarted but i only drink my own urin and sometimes i like to have a big dinner with poop urin and my friends urin CC for life!!!

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A woman tells her boyfriend that shes going shopping. Later that day the boyfriend sees her in an alley giving a blow job to a stranger so he says "What are you doing here?"

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getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

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What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

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whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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Why did the girl fall down the hill? Her boyfriend pushed her.

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Ben Corbishley

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What did the car do? CRASH!

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

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What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

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Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

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Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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