knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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My name is me I like fired chicken!

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because her dad through a fridge at her

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What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

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What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

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Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

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I saw a poor man named rich

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why was the kid crying? because he had to go to school GDS*

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Why cant t-rexes clap their hands? They no longer exist

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A group of teenage boys put a flaming bag of dog feces on Old Man Howard's doorstep. He came out and demanded that they stop such behavior at once. They did, and the day went on normally.

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what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

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q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

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Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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thumbs up!

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What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

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Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

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Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

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A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

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why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

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why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

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