How do you know it's a Mexican's birthday? They bring cupcakes to school for your entire class to enjoy.

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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What do you call a guy wearing a white leisure suit? Mister Rourk? No, you call the dud wearing the white duds.

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y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

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A married man, just realizes that his wife is cheating on him while he's away. But just to make sure, he goes into a spy shop to look for a camera to look in on his wife while he's not there. so he goes up to the shop keeper and asks " do you have any video camera's that record in on any place in a house?" the shop keeper says no and the man walks out of the store.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

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roses is red violet is blue i will smack you

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What's the difference between erotica and kink? Erotica involves simple arousal; kink usually has an added element of masochism.

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Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

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Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

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Whats better than an anti joke? Having sex with a supermodle

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What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

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Why did the bartender cry when a construction worker ordered a Jack and Coke? His son Jack had run away five years ago to sell cocaine; his father hadn't seen him since.

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How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

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Knock knock Who's there? Forever alone Forever alone who? You.

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What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

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what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

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why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

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Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?". The horse doesn't respond because it neither speaks nor understands English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on the way.

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Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

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I'm winning at Scrabble.

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

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