Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here!" The second muffin replies, "Yes, I'm in a lot of pain. Also, I've had a headache for quite a while now. I went to the doctor last Thursday and he preformed an X-ray but the results are not back yet. This extreme heat is likely worsening my already fragile physical health."

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Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

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A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

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What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

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Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

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What do Molly and Sharon have in common? They both annoy me.

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Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

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How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

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Why did the man follow the law? He didn't want to get arrested

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A lawyer gets admitted to a bar.

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Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

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your a vagina says you, your a booby

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Knock knock! Who's there? The doorbell wasn't working.

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- What's the difference between a squirrel? - It can neither fly.

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Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

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knock knock hold on im takin a poop!

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

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what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

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Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

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Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

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