WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

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Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

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rocky is staring at us from outside...

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Jordan is pregant

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Why couldn't Jack and Jill climb the hill? Because they were bagels.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

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One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

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Why didn't the baby learn to walk? It got hit by a car.

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What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road, but also with fear, for whom among them has the strength to contend with such a paragon of avian virtue? In such a manner is the princely chicken's dominion maintained.

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What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

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What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

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Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

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How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

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A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing. Cats can't talk.

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An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

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Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

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Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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