Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here!" The second muffin replies, "Yes, I'm in a lot of pain. Also, I've had a headache for quite a while now. I went to the doctor last Thursday and he preformed an X-ray but the results are not back yet. This extreme heat is likely worsening my already fragile physical health."

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Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

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Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer.

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Three guys and 4 Catholics are in a bar. They guys are making a joke. The first one says I'm gonna go to Oregon there's no Catholics there and the second one says I'm gonna go to Ohio there is no Catholics there and the third one says I'm gonna go to Alaska there's no Catholics there and one of the Catholics walk up and say how about you go to hell theres no Catholics there.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

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Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

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a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

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Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

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when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

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Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

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guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

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Asians...

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Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

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one of the idiot

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Statues: Show what great people look like, if birds shit all over them.

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Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

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roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

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Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

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How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

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