A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Kobe Bryant passing the ball

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

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What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

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How do you punish Helen Keller? By grounding her.

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what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

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Your mom is so nice.

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What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

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Justin Bieber.

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Whats more worse than a dead baby? You shouldn't be thinking about dead babies or stuff worse than them, it is sad.

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Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

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Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

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James Patrick Campbell

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I stole all your jokes, I stole this one too.

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What happened to the man who killed his family? Rape.

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a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

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What do you call a cannibal who won't eat his own brother? A pussy.

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One Direction???? Gifted singers???? HA HA HA

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why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

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Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

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Chuck Norris can cook ramen noodles with a microwave.

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Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

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