What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

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Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

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how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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women outside of the kitchen

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How did the girl with no arms fall out the window? I pushed her.

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Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

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What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

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Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

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AAAnd that did not totally send a rush of sweet endorphin's up my spine, I think myself of as really really blunt, I value individualism rather than complete assimilation, I think that, if people want to hear my opinion, they ask me, and if they want to hear what they want to hear, they can ask... Pff, anybody else. I end up insulting a lot of people literally asking for it, but moments like these make it all worth it. I am also extremely superstitious, the catchphra states "Grain of salt" so I wont take your comment completely... I am just screwing around...

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How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

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How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

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Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

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Mitt Romney is in the mormon mafia has magic underpants and invented Obama Care but he still lost to a Black guy Who is a fine president.

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A black guy and an apple fall out of a tree, which one hits the ground first? They both hit the ground roughly at the same time, because the acceleration due to gravity is constant.

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Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbor.

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Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

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nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

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caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

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I have Alzheimer's, i pee out gold, racoons

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Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

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Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

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What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

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