Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

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What do you call when you see a man murder 8 black guys? The police.

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Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

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yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

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Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

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Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

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What's the worst thing to find in an empty box? Nothing,It's empty

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Wanna hear a joke? Twilight

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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A man walks into a bar. The second man sees the first man's mistake and ducks. The third man needs to take no precautions as he is a midget and can simply walk under the bar.

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OOOOPPS /

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza has cheese on it.

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how do you beat up 3 year old with ease? you beat her up, 3 years can't fight for shit.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

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A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

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Kenny G

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Make little things count Teach midgets math

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

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A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

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Whats the XBOX JUAN's most popular game. Call of Juarez!!!

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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