Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

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Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

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A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Have you got any grapes?" The bartender replies "No." The duck then leaves but returns the next day and again asks, "Have you got any grapes?" And again the bartender answers, "No." This happens again the next day and in annoyance the bartender yells, "If you come in tomorrow and ask if I have any grapes, then I will nail your feet to the floor!" The next day the duck came into the bar and asked, "Have you got any nails?" to which the bartender replied, "Yes." The duck then walked out of the bar

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steves legs

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whats worse than forgetting your lunch at home? getting diagnosed with type 1 diabetes.

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I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

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What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

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YOLO

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A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

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Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

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Why do men find it difficult to look each other in the eyes? The answer actually has deep routes in their psyche, subconsious, and psychological development as children.

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Hello

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I'll be back. Please use the door.

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A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

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why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

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What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

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What does a witch put food in? A lunchbox

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bitches be crafty.

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Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

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Knock Knock No solicitors

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Why did the crack addict see colors. He was looking at the northern lights

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If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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