Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

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Why did the dodo cross the road Dodos are extinct so therefor they are unable to

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What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

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Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

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What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

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Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

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Whats worse than 12 babys stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 12 trees!

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What is the best game in the world? There is no answer because that would be an opinion and opinions cannont be proved or measured.

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A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

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What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

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A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

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you lose.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a homicidal maniac, six has every right to be afraid

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What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

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What did hitler say when he spilt coffee all over himself Ow I am burnt

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If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

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Why did the virgin jerk until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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once there where 3 guys on a beach. they found a bottle and a fetis came out.. later they found out 2 of the 3 had cancer and the 3rd was a vegetable.

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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