you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

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Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

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What has four wheels, two wings, and flies? A bird...I was kidding about the wheels.

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I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

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What happened to the Caucasian man who went to Vegas? He lost all his money so the government took away his car and his house so he had to become homeless and live on the streets begging for money from any who walked by until he slowly starved to death after eating food left in restaurants and trashcans.

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Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

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Whats blue and smells like red paint? If you know the answer then you should probably stop sniffing paint.

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A Jew buys something that is not on sale

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If an orange is orange then why isn't a banana called a yellow? Because the word 'banana' comes from the Arabic word for finger as it obviously resembles a finger. The person that named the orange was equally lazy, but just not Arabic.

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25 kids go into the water. shark in the water. 10 come out. Ice cream man deals with the rest of 'em.

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What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

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World Peace

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what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

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How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because he was a loaf of bread

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What is bad at catch The twin towers

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I hate it when i don't forward an email and then i die the next day.

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What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

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Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

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AIDS.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i dont like to rhyme, but i do like to poo.

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I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

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What's heavy, black, and when hanging by a rope from a tree, makes white people happy? A tire, in any white football player's backyard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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