What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Why was Thomas Jefferson chosen to write the Declaration of Independence? He was an educated man and seemed suitable for said job.

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Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

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a man walked up to me and said someone is dying with long terminal cancer i said who? man replies your cat. i replied i don't have a cat. man says whoops wrong person

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A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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a blonde girl walks into a bar...of soarp, slips, falls, and breaks her spine.

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How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

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Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

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A man walks into a bar. What's missing? The joke.

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What's funnier than the world ending? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder in a staring contest.

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Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

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What happened to your hamster? It died.

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Whats brown and sticky? A massive shit.

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What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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Black Person Eating Fried Chicken

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What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

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Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

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Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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