A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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Q. How many jews can you fit in a car? A. depending on the car size and make, oh and the size of the ash tray is also important

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If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

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Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

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one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

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What do you do when a blonde takes the pin out of a grenade and throws it at you? Take cover as there is a person close to you wielding an active grenade.

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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what do you get if you eat cream cake, coffee cake, strawberry cake, chocolate cake, fruit cake, and sponge cake? a very large stomach-cake.

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why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

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What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

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Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

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justin beiber sucks

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The awkward moment when you have cancer.

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Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

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Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

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Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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