What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I like poo F*** on You By drew bolton

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What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

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Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

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Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

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Heeeheeeerrrrrrrrrrr

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Why did the kid have a toy truck? because he bought it

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A traveling salesman breaks down on a rainy night, but spies a farm house. he knocks on the door and the farmer answers. the salesman asks if he can spend the night. the farmer says "sure, but i gotta warn you, i don't have any daughters."

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What did the man's ex-wife told him after their divorce? "Build a bridge and get over did" And so he did because hes a contractor that specialized in structures spanning and providing passage over a gap or barrier, such as a river or roadway

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Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"? He had a terrible case of dementia.

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Knock knock! Just kidding.

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A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

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Knock Knock . . . I'm coming in!

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

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The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

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my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

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How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

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Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

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What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

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What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

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What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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