A blonde dies Lololol

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A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

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How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

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I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

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Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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hi im paul ! im an alien :D tyuioyt5rtyuikfuhgdehjdhfghjhgfjjhfjfjdjdjd i pe out of my finger :D

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Knock Knock? Who's there? The police The police who? I'm sorry mam but your husband is dead.

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what's the difference between a white man and a black man? their skin color

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

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Why do Asian Women have small boobs? Because anything under A is unacceptable.

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Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

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good one jess !!

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An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercorse? I have aids

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Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

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Call of Duty is Awesome So is fingering a dead lion with an iron dildo

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Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

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What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last night I came home to find my entire family murdered....

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How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

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