what's the difference between a male and female skeleton? The jaw bone structure

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A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

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Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

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What did casino dealer say to the other? Every day I'm shuffling.

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Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

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What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

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I got shot, you laughed

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I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

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There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

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Knock knock, Who's th- IMA FIRIN' MA LAZOR

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There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

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How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

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What happend when 1 second past after 7:00 am? It was still 7:00 am.

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If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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What do you say when someone attempts to steal your cheese? Give me my cheese!!!

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

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What did the pacific ocean do to the Atlantic ocean? He waved.

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Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

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A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

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