A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

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WNBA

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Knock Knock Good one...

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

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what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

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I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

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Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

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A black guy pulls into a KFC drive thru and orders some chicken. The cashier tells him that they are out of chicken, so the black goes to McDonald's instead.

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Why does a squid have 8 legs? It doesn't, it has 8 tentacles!

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

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Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

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Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not her.

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How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

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YO MOMMA SO FAT... that it is really beginning to be an issue.

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Knock, Knock Whose there? your friend Oh ok (opens the door) (it was not his friend but instead it was a giant panda who robbed him of his goods).

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3 guys get stuck in a island and find indians and the indians say the three guys have to stick 10 of the same fruits up there or they die. The first guy came back with oranges but stops at 3 then gets killed. the second had grapes and stop at 2 and gets killed. But in heaven the first guy ask why did you stop at 2 there grapes. the second guy said he saw the third with a pineapple.

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What do you call one black guy surrounded by eleven white guys? Wayne Simmonds

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Oh my God! A talking dog!

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No.

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