What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

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anti joke What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

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how do you call a big red creature eating rocks? the big red rock eating creature.

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Think of a fruit that isn't an orange ... You're thought of a pear, didn't you?

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The King stands next to a pole. The King goes away, the pole stays there.

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What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

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How to you kill two birds with one stone? You use a precision hunting rifle to mortally wound two flying birds, then put them on a platform and break their skulls with one rock. Separately.

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

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What's black and white and red all over A nun falling down the stairs

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Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

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A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

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what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a depressed alcoholic drug addict whose children had all been diagnosed with a rare form of terminal brain cancer, and he decided to end it then and there by jumping in front of an approaching bus.

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Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

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So I was making love to my cat the other day, and my pet dog comes in.

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one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

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Pavel Novak

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what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

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What did the Chinese man do with the sick dog he found in the alleyway? He took it to the vet, nursed it back to health, and later helped the dog get adopted by a nice family down the street.

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What did you say? I don't know.

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-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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