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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't because he wasn't capable of having emotions after he fell into a coma and died 10 months ago after a severe car crash involving a drunk driver. The believed driver,3 had a blood alcohol of .26 and rear ended 6's car at 60 mph. 3 was uninjured and promptly arrested but....6 wasn't so lucky. The doctors said there was no chance of him coming back and they pulled the plug.He was only 9 days away from his 32nd birthday. The funeral was held shortly after, 7 seemed the most upset and couldn't hold back the tears well enough to make it through the whole service. The family is now forever scarred. In Loving Memory of 6 February 22,1982-February 13,2014 Loving father, Caring husband, Forever in our hearts

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What is the defference between an apple and a banana? Horses, because vests have no sleeves.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

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knock knock! who is there? its knock! knock who??? knock knock... who is there.... i told you its knock... knock who??? knock knock... WHO IS THERE!! OMG I TOLD YOU ITS KNOCK! KNOCK WHO!! WHO IS KNOCK! KNOCK KNOCK OMG WTF! HOLY SHIT WHO IS THERE! ITS KNOCK WE HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER OUR WHOLE LIVES! KNOCK WHO?? KNOCK KNOCK WHY DONT YOU REMEMBER ME! oh knock knock from next door! who is there???? jk.. knock...knock......omg put down the gun knock knock stop i love you knock its not worth it!! NO KNOC!!! GUNSHOT* KNOCK NOOOOO!!! I LOVED YOU SOMEONE CALL 911!! OMG KNOCK WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH KNOCK WHY!!!!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

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What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

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what do a fish and wood have in common? when they're dead, they float

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why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

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How do you stop a black person from drowning? You toss him a flotation device.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

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Did nims chinnie? Fins.

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ask if someone wants to hear a joke then say "never mind"

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

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What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

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What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

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Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

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i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

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whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

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what does a gorilla do when it sleeps. it snores.

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What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

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Anti Joke

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