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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

whats long and green? weed

what did john boner say to the hor that was jewing his laundry want to sex my motherss twat?

Your Mother is so kind that when I see her I say hello and ask her how she has been

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

Teacher: What's 2x2 John? John: (ignores teacher) Teacher: John! John: huh? Teacher: go on John: uh? 24?

What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

What's Great and Danish? The Great Dane Kane.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

Why was the little boy crying? Well first off he is adopted. He then woke up and found out his pop star dad is dead. ..... His name is blinket.

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