- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy have no friends? Because he was autistic.

What happens when a llama falls off a cliff? It dies.

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

What's the difference between an elephant and a toaster. A lot of things.

Whats green and has 4 wheels? A green car.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

why were Tamika and Tyron afraid to get into the water? They weren't

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple getting blow jobed by a giant squirrel

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

Hitler was Jewish.

How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road? Because they are extinct and roads did not exist when they were alive.

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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