Why did the first elephant fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? PEER PRESSURE!

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i ate and i ate and i was sick on the floor 8x8=64

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:O + :P = 69

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So you all no Dora right, well why is she always lost in the forest wit her friend boots? Whats the deal with the map everybody knows maps cannot talk!!!!!!!!!!!! What the heck is wrong with the makers of the show!!!!!!!!

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Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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Like if you like big tits.

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Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

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A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

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wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

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Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

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What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

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What did the widow get for mothers day A miscarriage

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what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

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Gay rights.

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: I am.

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Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

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What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

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Yo mama is so fat that her belly button reaches the door 15 minutes before she does- by Adam Chebali

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Hitler, a Nazi, and a Jew walk into a bar. Only Hitler and the Nazi walk out. What happened to the Jew? He had to use the bathroom so he asked Hitler and his Nazi friend to wait in the car.

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What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

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A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

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Anti Joke

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