A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

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What the the Tyrannosaurus say to the chicken? Dinosaurs are extinct and even if they were not, it would not say anything to a domestic fowl, it would most likely devour it with one bite.

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

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why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

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everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting shot in the knee several times and bleeding to a slow and painful death.

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What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

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what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

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YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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What's fourteen inches long and purple and can make a woman scream all night? crib death

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A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

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What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

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why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

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What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

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What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

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Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

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yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

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If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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