- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

What time is it when it is time to get a watch? About 4:30, unless its a monday.

why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

Wheelchair high jump

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

How do you scare a bonde? tell her you want to be her uterus?

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

Women's rights

A woman had a dream. She followed this dream and completed all the goals she had set in life and was excessively happy. Then she woke up and her original suspicions were confirmed...it was a dream.

A Jehovah's Witness knocks on my door. I didn't answer the door.

Whats gayer than driving a prius Buttsex

What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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