why is john so fat years of over eating

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Howdid we get copper piping we put a Pennie between two Jules

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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What the difference between Adolf Hitler and Michael Phelps? Micheal Phelps can finish a race.

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What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

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Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

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Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

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What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Andy Warhol said we will all be famous for fifteen minutes. My soccer coach molested me and the trial was televised, they obscured my face and voice because I was twelve at the time.

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What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

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This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

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Q: Why was the man upset? A: He was kidnapped. Two cruel men tied him to a chair in an unknown location. This man was mistaken for someone who was planning to steal a big drug shipment. They beat him unmerciful, shocked him, and hit him in the head with a hammer, and threw him out in the street, with the belief of his death occurring. A driver stopped to help the man into the nearby hospital. The man was questioned about the physical appearance and whereabouts of these criminals. He remembered nothing, and sadly, they got away with this horrible crime.

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What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

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What do blueberries, oranges, watermelons, doors, curtains, backpacks, spoons, asian men, bicycles, asian men on bicycles, shrimp, books, eagles, dinosaurs, watermelons wearing backpacks filled with shrimp and orange spoons, feet, limes, binders, paper, candles, chicken nuggets, tvs, chairs, floors, refridgerators, and humidifiers have in common? Barnes and Noble

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If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Seeing as this situation is logically impossible considering that Adolf Hitler died in the year 1945 and Osama bin Laden was born in the year 1957, I would be in a room with just a black guy and two bullets. Then I would proceed not to shoot the black guy on the fact that I enjoy the talking and learning about cultural diversities between the black and white races.

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Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

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What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

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Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

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