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How old is victor? Half past dead

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

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A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

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Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

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did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? hes all right now

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like to slap hookers

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night? Cot death.

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What's the difference between an Asian bookkeeper and a Jewish dog? This isn't a joke, it's an assignment for school, I need to write a 3 page paper on this. Any ideas?

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

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An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

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lol

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I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

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How do you know that you tv has been stolen? It's no longer there.

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knock knock who's there? it's I, your son. ....... what? dad let me in, it's cold! i don't have a son.... but.... i love you... get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

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Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

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what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

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PENIS lol

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Rick santorum

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