Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

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Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

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What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

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"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids­­­."

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What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

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Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

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How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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Why couldn't Larry walk his dog? Larry doesn't have a dog.

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cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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a seal walks into a club.

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whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

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Whats worse than a dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? Two dead babies. Whats worse then that 5 dead babies and worse then that? Im starting to have suspicions of you being a mass murdurer of small children.

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A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

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how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

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Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

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Girl: what comes after 69? Boy: 70. Girl: no,toothpaste! Boy: ...

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What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

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4 gay men walk into a bar,but there is only one stool..... What do they do? Turn it over

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

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A mother and her kid are in a park: Kid: Why did the chicken go to jail? Mother: Because the chicken killed your father... Now we are broke living in a park and I'm gonna kill myself at noon, and so are you. Kid: I'm not doing that, and neither are you and Daddies over their! The dad is a zombie, this is the beginning of the zombie apocalypses. THE END!!! PUPPIES!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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