LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

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knock knock whos there johovas witness O-0

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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Women's Rights

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Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

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Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

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What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

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2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

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3 out of 4 questions. The lion king was holding a meeting and every animal was there except for one. What animal wasn't there? The elephant. It was still in the fridge.

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

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Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

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What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

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what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

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Dear John,

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Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

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Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

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whats red, brown and blown up? a hampster in a microwave

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