Knock knock. Who's there? I'm sorry I don't know you but I think I might have run over your dog!

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I'm an old man with Alzheimer's. Ok I'm going to tell you a little story. Well i was walking down the road bout 36 sum odd years ago and the next thing i knew i was........... Hmmm.... i wonder whats in the fridge...

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A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

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Yo mama is so fat that: it is ruining her self esteem and she worries about her health.

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What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

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Roar, roar! I am the king of the jungle! But did you know the lion would be defeated by a polar bear in a battle between the two?

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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why did the chicken go to the man? TO ask if he wants sex for money

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Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

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Q: How do you solve a problem like Maria. A: You kill her. You kill Maria.

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Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

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Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

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Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

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What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

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Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

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a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

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how do you make a baby cry? throw bricks at his face.

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Q:What do they call her? A: They call her love,

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because he was insecure in his relationship with his soon to be wife.

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A apple a day keeps gramar away.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why didn't the black man drink out of the white water fountain? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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Anti Joke

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