The foreskin of a baby gorilla

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There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. This hooded figure then proceeded to step out of the shadows and mug them, all three of them were brutally murdered. This is why you stay away from hooded figures when you are being talked about in a story being told in third person.

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Why does the gay person where a leather motorcycle suit? Because he drives motorcycles.

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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In soviet Russia...things are different

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what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

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Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

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yo mama is so fat she is 1 candy bar away from dieing

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What's worse than the unwarrented death of six milliion Jews? The death of six million and one Jews

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-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

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What's black and blue and red all over? The dead woman in the dumpster.

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What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

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This dog can only sniff marijuana.

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What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

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Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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