- Anti Joke

A man walks into a bar. The barman says, 'why the lo-, wait, i thought you was that horse again.'

Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

My name is Nero, Angelo Nero, its Italian (or rather Roman) For Black Angel, and yes it is my real name, you will believe me once you see my passport, driving license, mastercard whatever, I am 32 years old and I wont tell you my last name because at this rate... You could probably just google me up and find it yourself. Seriously, I am latino you know that, romantic is in my veins, but hey, you never told me you liked that so if we agreed to sex, that was what I was going with... I did tell you that sex is kinda meh for me without the romance factor. The thing about your name being Tifa, is that you look A LOT like the video game character, I mean come on! You even got red eyes! (okay hers may be a brownish red but come on!) You should post a picture of yourself online and see how many guys find you really sexy... Then again, dont, I want you for myself. Sorry this is taking some time, I dont get any of these solvemedia crapcraps

Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died.

You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

Hitler

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have down syndrome duh dusfy druah

A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

your mamas so fat all she gets for christmas and her birthday is girdles!

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

Why was the light on in the house ? A. the owners were using it

A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

There was an American, Mexican, and a Chineese man, they were all on a plane about to crash. They all threw off the plane somthing they had a lot of in their country before they died. the mexican sacraficed tacos. the chineese sacraficed noodles. and the american picked up the mexican and chineese and was about to throw them off beacause he had too many of them in their country but then he came to relization that a community with biodiversity is an important factor in life today. i mean, someones gonna have to mow the lawn?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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