- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

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What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

You say: Why did the chicken cross the road? Response: Why? (or some other answer to a different joke) You say: To get to your house! Knock, knock. Response: Who's there? You say: The CHICKEN!!!!

What did the toilet say when I pooped in it Nothing I just crapped in it

What is your bill about? Clinton

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients.

A bar walks into a man

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

waiter: can I get you something to drink? customer: I'll have a coke. waiter: is pepsi okay? customer: is monopoly money okay?

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

What do Michael Jackson and most Catholic priests have in common? They're dead.

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

Why am I losing my time writing this joke even knowing that I will get lots of thumbs down?

What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

Why did the little girl stop going to dance class? She broke both of her legs in a terrible train accident

3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

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