why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

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why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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ok i got one for ya 2 Penn State coaches walk in to a butt....

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there is 500 dicks on the wall how many will choke on? None?? so ur a professional!!!! lol

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

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Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

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Lol, thats sweet, you making me nervous in a good way now. No, the thing is that I need to use this crap every morning, yeah, but its late here now, and since I was born with this condition, remembering is far easier than forgetting, and while the bleeding has stopped now, I was never in any pain whatsoever, and the bleeding would have stopped eventually because of you know... Coagulation? But, if I lets say spend a week without my meds, things would look pretty ugly. I get the meds for cheap, by my new doctor since the old one was a bitch... Excuse me, can we take five minutes? I know I said I would return last time and did not, but I will, I am just a bit... Well, I need a bit more blood in my body right now, I am fine, no danger... If I where I would not be chatting here, but getting my ass of to the doc.

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

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roses are red, violets are blue, ive no money for presents, happy christmas everybody

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

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whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

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What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

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What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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Have you noticed when you see geese flying and they're in a V pattern, often one side will be longer than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side.

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A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. But neither one of them knew.

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A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

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I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

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why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

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