What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? She had no Arms or legs Knock knock Whos there? Not Sally XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

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What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

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I went to work today....

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What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

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your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

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A young boy walks into a catholic church, he attends mass, and leaves.

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How do you make a wall a darker shade of red? You throw the baby harder.

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What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

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Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

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Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

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Knock knock Who's there Fetty Fetty who? Fetty Wap Hey what's up hello

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what happens when two small children jump into a pool full of pedophiles? They splash around and have fun

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Why did jenny fall off the swing? ...Cause she has no arms Knock, Knock Who's there? not jenny

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What ever happened to the bartender that asked, "Why the long face?" He was punched hard on the face for asking a stupid cliche!

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I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

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How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

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What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

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THIS ONE IS MIIINE THIS ONE IS MIIINE I AM TOTALLY TIFA I AM TOTALLY TIFA! This one apparently.

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roses are red violets are blue your baby has down syndrome

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

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Anti Joke

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