Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

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how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

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What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

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How do you confuse a blonde? You ask her a question.

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what goes woof ? A dog.

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

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roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

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Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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sucks Syntax...

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Me Neither.

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You know why the economy is so bad? Years of giving into corporations instead of local business. This moves the profits to the owner of the company instead of mom and pop who will be giving it back to the local community.

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Q:How do you know if you have a big enough oven? A: If the jew fits

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Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says to the other: "Maybe we should rethink our ways of life and realize why animals are on this planet"

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

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Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

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Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

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hiya

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If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

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What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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