How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon ones a live the other isnt

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who's that hot blonde at the disco? your mother.

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Q: "What did the blueberry say to the cheesecake?" A: "I'm not your friend anymore!"

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Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

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Doctor Doctor i've got wind can you give me something? Thats not wind the doctor replies thats a rare form of stomach cancer.

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Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

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What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

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60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

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Q: Why don't gingers have souls? A:Ginger is a root that consumed whole as a delicacy, medicine, or spice. Why would it have a soul?

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Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

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Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

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How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

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Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

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I couldnt remember who Rhiana used to date. Then it hit me.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

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Seven

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