a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

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A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

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What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill!

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Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

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what did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? cancer

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What happened when the joke was bad? crippled up like cancer of the eye

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Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

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That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

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Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the farmer that was trying to kill it.

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Two elephants are in a bath tub. The first elephant says to the other elephant, "can you pass the soap?" The second elephant then replied, "No soap, radio."

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A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

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Once there was a dog, another one came to it and then there were two.

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What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

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A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

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I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

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There was once a Polish man who was extremely sad with life because people always made fun of him. He decided to do something about it. He sat down to contemplate the situation, and after a few hours, he thought, "I have never seen anyone making fun of Italians. So, if I start talking and behaving like them, no one will be able to make out that I am Polish and make fun of me." He went into isolation for three months and after a lot of practice, he walked confidently into a shop and said, "I am a very hungry. Give me some pepperoni and zucchini." Immediately, the man behind the counter said "Are you Polish?" This guy was taken aback and he repeated his request. The man behind the counter said, "Are you Polish or not?" This man was finally very ashamed and amazed at the shop owner's discerning ability and so he admitted to the fact after which he asked, "But how did you know?" The shopkeeper replied, "My grandmother was Polish. I could tell by your accent."

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7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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