A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

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why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

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Fire is red Water is blue Earth is brown Air is transparent

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Why didn't the elephant do any tricks? It was dead.

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Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, he also had no parents.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

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What do cows in Africa say? Moo

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Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

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What did the FBI agent say to the CIA agent. We're both agents

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Have you heard the joke about the Swedish surgeon who found a frog in his patient's stomach? Yes, you've told me it before.

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your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

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Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

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When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because him and his girlfriend were in a bad relationship and he needed to get away for a while.

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Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

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Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

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why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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