How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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womens rights

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

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Why is this joke funny It isn't

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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The Treatment of Steve Bartman

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Knock knock... Home invasion

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

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What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

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Whats slippery and wet? A wet slipper.

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In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

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Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

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A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

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im at school

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What do you get if you cross if you cross an overweight woman with a pair of very tight trousers? Exactly that, an overweight woman in inappropriately tight torusers.

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Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

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a boy fell in mud... a kid took a bath with bubbles... bubbles was the girl next door!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

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A bench doesn't breathe, apparently Mexicans do.

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My cat used to be afraid of storms. But now it's dead.

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1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

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Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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