How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

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Your mum so fat, she died of a heart attack

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

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roy g biv

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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

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A blonde and a brunette are out for drinks. The brunette goes home early as she has to be up the next day.

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Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 42

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How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

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What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

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Dead girls can't say no.

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Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

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Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

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a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

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Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

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A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

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Anti-Joke Memes Are Obviously Not A Thing

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You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was uneducated and was not aware of the dangers of streets in heavily populated cities.

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What's worse than slipping on a bannana peel? The Gestapo. Go to Aushwitz now.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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