What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

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A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

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I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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knock, knock! No answer, they probably can't hear you, use the doorbell.

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Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

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What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

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Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

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Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

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*Knock knock* I thought no one was home so I left... Turns out my grandma hung herself

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A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

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3 Chinese brothers (chu, bu, and fu) come to America and want to change there names. Chu becomes Chuck, Bu becomes Buck, and Fu becomes Tom because obscenities do not make acceptable names.

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TIMMY

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What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

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What is worse than having sex with a dead baby in front of it's mother? Not a lot.

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whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

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What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

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Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

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Kim Kardashian got a job.

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Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

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Kys

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A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

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How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

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What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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