Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was an identity thief.

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A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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i threw my line in the toilet the fishing was pretty shity that day

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A man who is down on his luck was told that when one door closes a window opens. So he jumped out.

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

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A genie came out of a lamp explain?

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what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

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whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

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What's black and blue and hates sex? A rape victim.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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A zucchini is walking down the street, when he spots a cucumber club on his left hand side. Having nothing else to do he decides to walk in. When he walks into the club all of the cucumbers stop and stare at this strange being in their club. Finally, after having one too many drinks, one cucumber decides that this ridiculousness has gone on long enough and it is up to him to say something, so he goes up to the zucchini and says, "Hey buddy, what's your problem, clearly you are in a cucumber club and you're a zucchini." The zucchini just looks at him, puzzled, and responds " A cucumber club? I thought this was a ucumber club!!!!!"... It's funny because zucchinis are dyslexic.

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Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

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Why did the the dog not eat its food? Because the night before the dog had gotten serious disease and lost appetite

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Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

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Colby is gay.... thats it

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why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

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A man was eating a hamburger when a boy came up and took his hamburger. So the got up and went to the counter and orderd another hamburger

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How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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