Guy 1: "Hey do you want to hear a joke?" Guy 2: "Sure" Guy 1: "No."

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What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

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a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

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Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

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Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

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Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

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why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

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A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

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What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

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ROB SNIEDER ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS A CAARRRRROT! rated pg-13

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What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

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A green-painted man walked into a bar and confused a blonde, bar-tending horse with a tale of rape in the holocaust involving an amputee child riding a fridge on a plane with a pig, a duck, a chicken, a lawyer and countless men of various ethnicities, religious faiths and sexual persuasions. Together, they changed a lightbulb, ate wormy apples and agreed upon the colour of roses and violets respectively.

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A moose walks into a corner store and asks the lady where the Mashed potatoes are. The lady working behind the corner says "Down Aisle five..." The moose goes down aisle five and there are no Mashed Potatoes. -Tyler the Creator

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Shot.

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What does a dinosaur and TImmy's mom have in common? They're both dead

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Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

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why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

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How many Aumish farmhands does it take to operate a state of the art commercial laser-cutter? One,provided he has the relevant training and experience.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

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A black man enters a bar. The bartender approaches him, and asks "who will it be?" The black man pulls out a gun and robs the bar, he is then arrested ten days later.

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