women's rights

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Barack Obama plays basketball

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What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

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Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

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What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

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Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

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You know what's funny? Clowns.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is something I love to eat, the other is a watermelon.

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My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

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what is the difference between a car salesman and a lawyer? a car salesman sells cars to people while a lawyer is an expert in law.

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Without geometry life would be pointless

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

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How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

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Yeah, it makes sense if you think about it, I changed my alias back and forth from Axel Knight, to Axel White, first because Axel White sounded not only as a opposite to Nero, but also because it sounded like something a Nazi leader would call himself, we went renegade and used that in order to draw in and bust a lot of Neo Nazi`s with enough money and bad intentions to make bad stuff happen. But thats another story, I heard about an Axel Knight partaking in Point Zero, had I known you where the leader (I hope you are being honest friend) I would have warned you much sooner, but there was no way for me to know if you where working together... Since you literally where.

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What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

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Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

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Why isn't pluto a planet anymore? Nasa decided it was too small

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So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

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I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

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why did the duck swim upside-down -he was on quack

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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