Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

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What do you say to a black guy who is holding a gun to your head? Nothing. He is holding a gun to your head.

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Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

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why did the chicen cross the road? because it saw an excellent deal on hair products on the other side of the street.

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What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

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What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

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Why cant penguins fly? because they cant

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Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

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What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

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Is maynaise an instrument?

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A man ingested a hamburger. It proved fatal due to a tomato allergy.

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What's brown, liquid and bad for your health in large doses? Did you guess: Coca Cola? Soda? Beer? Pepsi? Wrong. It's beer. Did this Anti-joke sound pretentious? Don't worry, you're not the only one.

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hi charles lattuca III

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whats the difference between a black man and a terd ? one is a black man the other is a terd

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the city on the other side. He hoped he could find work in one of the city's cheap factories. He needed money for his family: he could not bear to see them slowly starve for any longer. If he could get a lowly-paid job he may be able to just sustain them. But he knew it could not last for long. He would probably die on the streets or in the slums, cold, lonely and starving. But it was a risk worth taking - he could not see his own family waste slowly away like so many of his friends had.

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Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

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There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

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Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

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Justin Beiber's Talent.

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A guy walks in to a bar, waving a gun around. He acidentally shoots himself in the foot He died from the bloodloss.

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Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

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Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

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Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

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