Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

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What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

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Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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An unarmed man robbed a bank today, he failed because he had no way of carrying the cash out.

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a sabertooth walks into a club. the caveman set his trap perfectly.

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black people

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

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What's worse then breaking your xbox? Going on a 24 kill streak and having itchy balls.

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Why did the man cry when he was surrounded by black men? He got a call saying his mother had just died.

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What did the four pigs do at the farm? Roll in mud.

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Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because he was content where he was.

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-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

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a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

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What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

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What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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