why did joe drop his clock? billy ran into him, therfore making the clock wobble in his hand until it fell at 34 mph.

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Three men walk into a Bar.... You'd have thought at least one of them would have seen it !

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Why did the bear stick his head in the honey comb? He wanted honey.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Q: There is an Elf King, King Kong, and Godzilla all on the empire state building. Which one jumps first? A: None, because none of them exist.

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Kony 2012

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Why was Sally's dad crying? Because Sally got raped. Why was Sally crying? Her dad raped her.

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there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dave." "Dave who?" Dave holds back tears as he realises his mother's Alzheimer's is getting worse.

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Why don't elephants eat bananas? Because they don't have opposable thumbs.

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Helen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it "NUuhHUhhuUUUuhhhuuuuumph!"

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What was Hellen Kellers biggest mistake? Knock knock jokes

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What's red, fast, and flies through the air? A tomato in a plane.

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Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

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Why do you put babies in the blender feet first? To hear them scream.

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Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

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what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

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what happens when you put samuel jackson on a plane with snakes? They make a movie

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Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

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How do you fit 100 dead babies into a box? Put them into a blender.

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There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

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Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

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i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

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Why can't you get a bull to talk? Because it felt like beating the shit out of you and mounting you.

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Anti Joke

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