What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

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What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

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Your mother is so poor that she has to rely on government sent cheques to sustain a basic lifestyle.

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One Direction???? Gifted singers???? HA HA HA

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Why does an actor enjoy his work so much? Because it’s all play.

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Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

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so little jonny was doing bad in school like always so he decided to drop out and now he cant get a job and will have a terrible life and die alone

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

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Did you hear about the Blonde who fell off a cliff You Have? Oh Ok, Have a nice day

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I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

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The awkward moment when you have cancer.

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a white guy, a black guy, and a latino guy all walk into a bar. The white man explains how his family is in turmoil because of his alcholism, the black guy shares his affection for crack, and the latino man explains why he shouldnt be here due to illegal immigration. They all hate their lives. Quack

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

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Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

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What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christimas? A: Cancer.

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Lil Wayne's rapping career

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

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Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

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why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

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What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

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What's two plus two? Window

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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