A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

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A cowboy walks in to a bar and says to the guy behind the counter "Can I have a glass of water?". The bar tender shot a gun and missed the cowboy by an inch. The cowboy said thanks. Why? Because the cowboy had the hiccups

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? You said you'd never forget.

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why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

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What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Q:What did the Black man say to New York? A: Black Out.

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A duck quacks in a mountain range. No one on or nearby the mountains hears the duck because ducks' quacks don't echo.

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A Black guy and a Mexican guy walk into the bar. The bar tender offers to buy them a round of drinks because he can tell they had a hard day at the office.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

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Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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Dave: My wife just gave birth! The baby is doing good. John: You mean doing well?

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So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

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Why do we bother living when someday we will die? To reproduce and watch TV.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Im Really Stoned And you have met with a terrible fate haven't you?

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Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

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A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

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What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

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Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

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An under aged man walks into a bar. the bar tender forgets to ask for his ID and gives him a beer. That man was later fired.

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what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

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A: why did the kid run out of lead B: because his dad broke into his house raped his wife and stoll everything he owned

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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