what do u call a gay dinosaur megasoreass

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What happens when you click a link on a web page offering sex? You get a virus.

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If you stretch all your skin out in a line, you will die of blood loss or possible infection

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So the docter saw the girl had a "M" on her chest during surgery. He asked her if he had a boyfreind from Michigan. She said "no, but i have a girlfreind from winsconsin, why do u ask?"rf

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Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

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hi patrick

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What do a Jew and a Vegan have in common? They both won't eat pork products.

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How come Hellen keller is blind and deaf? Cause she is a women.

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How can you tell if a woman is a man? If she has a penis

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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What's black and red and on the ground? A dead black guy.

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how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

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What is purple and crawls? A wounded grape.

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What happens when you murder someone? The Government murders you.

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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I ponder

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Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

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What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.

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Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

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