- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ammy Winehouse walks into a bar Don't you said we should stop jocking about dead people ?

Why did the baby stop crying? Because he stopped breathing.

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

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why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

What do you call a Jewish cop? Officer.

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? After hours of waiting for the perfect victim, the boy spotted an elderly woman walking down the sidewalk. The clock barreled through the air, hitting the old woman on the head at extremely high speeds. She was immediately killed on contact.

What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

What happened when the Mexican lays his head on a pillow? He falls asleep

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

Yo mama so fat, she should see a doctor to discuss healthier lifestyles.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why didnt little jimmy have a funeral? Because he is still at the bottom of the lake where I put him.

a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't

knock knock who's there? Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand who? Barbra? Streisand whoo oo oooo oo oo oo ooo ooo!

What did the Catholic Priest say to the young boy? God bless you.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

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