Once upon a time a girl took a gun and shot herself in the face

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What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't make for a very good accountant.

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How do you save a black person from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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Dig a big hole in your front yard and wait next to it so when people walk by they'll ask "Why is there a hole in your front yard?" to whcih you will reply "I don't know. Do you wanna play Monopoly?"

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

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what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

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Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? A. He got attacked by a dog.

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

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2 nuns were in a bathtub. One says to the other "Could you pass me the soap please?" The other replies, "What do you think I am, a radio?"

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Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

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Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

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What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

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dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

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An owl and a squirrel watch a farmer walk by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing because owls are not capable of human speech. The owl then eats the squirrel because the owl is a bird of prey.

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Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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Why did the hamster run around the wheel.? Because he lived in a small cage and had nothing better to do.

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knock knock whos there? your mother your mother who? ...........what?

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A man walks around a bar.

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what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

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What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

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A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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