What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

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A duck walks into a bar he buys a drink and says To the bartender "Put it on my bill." the duck is charged With $800.

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Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

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A black man walks into a bar and is proptly told to leave. He proceeds to sue the bar owner, then buys the bar and turns it into a community center that helps at risk children.

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F? No k

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This is an anti-joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Across the street was a strip mall containing a dry cleaners where he had to pick up his suit for his cousins wedding. The wedding caused controversy in the family considering she was jewish. He had a lot to drink and took a cab home, knowing the dangers of drunk driving in todays society. He had a great time.

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One time, I ate 3 chipotle burritos....after a tennis match

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Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

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who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

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Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

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Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

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What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

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What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

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How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

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Well I think that anti jokes are stupid.

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Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

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If a girl sleeps with 20 guys, she's a slut. If a guy does the same... He's Gay.

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What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

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This guy dies and his wife gets him cremated. She takes the ashes home and lays them out on the table and starts talking to them. "You know that fur coat you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money. You know the new car you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money." Then she whispers, "You know that blow job I promised you? Well, here it comes..."

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whats the fastest way to be murdered tell your wife your cheating on her

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldnt she get up? She had no legs. Knock Knock. Whos There? Not Suzie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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