What did the black kid get for his birthday?

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Why did the black kid fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome

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Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

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whats woorse then being stupid? kaelynn... aka big head

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A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

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how do you make a cow float Give it 10000 balloons

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What do you eat for breakfast and is sometimes blue? Pancakes.

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What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

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What's the difference between Jerry Sandusky and a pedifle? Nothing.

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What do you call a black man hanging from a tree? Breakfast

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped a KFC.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

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What happens when a Republican accidentally walks into a Gay/Straight Alliance meeting? The man asks if he is in the right place. He apologizes and then leaves.

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A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for water. The bartender asks,"How would you like to pay?" And do you know what he said? "Charge it to the game."

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when do you go to heaven? Never

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Q. What is the answer to life? A. 34

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Why couldnt the boy poop? Because he was staring right in his eye.

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How did the black man cross the Atlantic? He did not. He drowned

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horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

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Q: What do you call a successful black person? A: A fictional character.

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? Learn to duck.

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I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac. Unless they were having sex with my corpse.

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GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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