What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

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When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

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if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

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Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

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George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

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whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

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What do you call a Mexican on a boat? A sailor

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Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

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A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

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A man walks into a bar. He backs up, unwraps it, and enjoys its chocolatey deliciousness.

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Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

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What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? When 6 was just a young boy living in a quaint suburbial town, his family, 1 2 3 4 and 5 were all killed by 7. 7 then burned down their house while 6 ran away from the blazing inferno he used to call home. 6 was forced to live off the land in order to survive. 6 built a house using only mud and sticks and a little elbow grease. When 7 heard the news that 6 was still alive and well in the forest, 7 went into the woods, tracked down 6's home and again burned it down. When 6 came back from a day of fishing and a handfull of fish, he saw that his house was burned down. The fish then escaped from his hands, and flew away. 7 had left a note on the ground that said 7. 6 then recalled the first time 7 had killed his family and burned down house. 7 had now burned down two of 6's houses. That is why 6 is afraid of 7.

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whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

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What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

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im gunna build a lego house what shud i make it out of

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(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

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Q.whats the weirdest thing??????? A.woman leaders

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What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

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whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

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