- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"My foot is killing me" "no, actually it's that noose around your neck"

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

women's rights

Why was the Microsoft fan happy? Because Steve Jobs died.

Two gorillas walked into a bar and it hurt

Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

Little girl and a pedofile walk into the woods at night. Little girl says, "mr pedofile im scared" pedofile responds " you think your scared? i have to walk out of here alone."

Whats worse then the quote "Do it, hit her!" The quote "Do it, Hitler!"

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

MAKE TEA NOT WAR!

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

Netflix and chill

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Why did the chicken was the boat see the genie yes but dog said meow? Last night when you were sleeping, I took a dump in your shoes and used your toothbrush to wipe my butt. Then I took your wallet and flushed down the toilet.

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