Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

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Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

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A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

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What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

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Every 60 seconds in Africa.... A minute passes.

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Meanwhile in Josh and Dannys apartment....(Danny: I'm finally gonna play amnesia! Josh: You'll die Danny: No I won't Josh: Fine tell me when your done Danny: Ok Josh: Cya 3 Hours later Danny has been stuck in a part. Of the game because he was scared to leave that spot. He builds up the courage to leave there. He sees the monster screams Josh hears runs in the room his character died in the game as Danny has a violent seizure and dies. Josh mourns the death of his friend for years.

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What did the mexican do when 3 INS workers came to his house? He showed them his papers and it turns out he was a natural born US citizen. The mexican then proceeded to invite the INS into his home for a cup of coffee but they respectfully declined

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Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

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Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

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Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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Why did the girl run over the road? Her buttons rolled to the other side! (From a book called... Al-capone does my shirts) (Natilie)

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what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

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Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

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Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

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boobs.

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...NO.

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Doctor: You want the good news or bad news? Patient: Bad news. Doctor: You have terminal cancer. Patient: What's the good news? Doctor: You have AIDS.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of it coop and there was something shinny on the other side of the street.

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Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

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What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

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A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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