Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

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A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

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Whats the difference between a lemon and an ant? They're both yellow except for the lemon.

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Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

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What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

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Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

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Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

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What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

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What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Guys holocaust jokes aren't funny Anne-Frankly, I do nazi the point in them.

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How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

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Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

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whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

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What's fourteen inches long and purple and can make a woman scream all night? crib death

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a tomato.

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"Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains." "Well that sounds like a mental illness and I deal predominantly with physical ailments"

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roses are black your mamas white i didnt mean to say it but it's right

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your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

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An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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