Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

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whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

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Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

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why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

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hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

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Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

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F Detroit! I'm more of a Bulls fan

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So I took this girl into my room we got in bed, We got under the covers and.... We had a rather delightful game of scrabble.

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What's green and has wheels? PAIN!!! I lied about the green and the wheels.

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Wigan.

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What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

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I once had my heart broken by my first true love. I then died, she was convicted of murder and my family grieved over my death.

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

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What did the mexican do when 3 INS workers came to his house? He showed them his papers and it turns out he was a natural born US citizen. The mexican then proceeded to invite the INS into his home for a cup of coffee but they respectfully declined

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What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

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Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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