Q:Why do people not live forever? A: Because they die dumbass.

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Is that your face or is your dog walking backwards.

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A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

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Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "I'm not feeling to good doc." and the doctor says "Thats because you have a fatal brain tumor and probably don't have too long to live."

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id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

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What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Regardless of the number of dead babies present, painting a house will require at least one living baby.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

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Like a bit of a cozy fight or something.

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what did tyrone want for Christmas? A dad.

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Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

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Do you know your videogames? Test your might!: Getal Sear Molid = Metal Gear Solid. Do you get these though? Combatfrogs. Mechapoliceofficer vs The Enders. Outdoor battlers: Second encounter, speedy version. Above Average Luciano Siblings. Area of the Beginners (if you get this one u are epik!) Monkey D0ng (not so epik :P) G-one (pretty good if you get this one too) Lethal Fighting. (LETHAL FIGHTING!!!) Exploder Guy (kudos if you get it) Requirement for velocity (lol) Weeds vs the Frankensteins (decent) So how many did you get? Check the comment section for the answers.

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A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

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I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

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Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

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What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

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What is Justin Beiber's favorite pastime? According to his biography, it's reading science fiction novels

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Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

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What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

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Anti Joke

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