What do you call someone who kills a black person? A murderer.

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A frog in a blender

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Why did the waiter put rubber bands in the soup? Because he wasn't a very good waiter.

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Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I'm a Schizophrenic And so am I

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What is bright yellow and tastes like Gatorade? Antifreeze

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have AD i love squirrels

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A man walks into a room with a sly grin on his face, "Tom, have I got a joke to tell YOU!" Tom hurriedly shoos Susie into her bedroom and tells her to lock the door and not open it no matter what. Tom turns to the man, "I've told you twice before to never come back here, I'm beginning to think that you probably don't take what I say very seriously because you might have some sort of chemical imbalance or something in your head, or maybe you're obsessed with my family or something!" The man hangs his head in shame and agrees with Tom, but Tom still had to do something about the intruder so he called the cops. The cops took him to get psychologically analyzed, but Tom didn't know this because he only cared that his daughter Susie was safe and he also doesn't have access to the testing facility's records. Tom is an only father.

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Why did the man break all his bones? Because his parachute failed to open

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Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

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Roses are red Violets are purple I just got raped by a clown

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You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

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what did the blind deaf orphan get for christmas? cancer

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What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

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And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

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How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

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WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

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What do you call a Black Man in the ocean? A scuba diver

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What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

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Why did the girl get her hair cut off? Because she had cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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