What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

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Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

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The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

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What do you call a person with no life. Dead.

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Don't look! I'm naked! No, seriously! I'm naked!

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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Why do girls not have penises? Because there girls

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Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

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What's the difference Justin Bieber and a Dic* the Dic*

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your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

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roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

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What is worse than falling down the stairs? Having leukemia.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

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What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

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If a man is alone in the woods and there is no one there to tell he's wrong is he right? If a tree falls on a women.... Before we tell the rest why was there a tree I the kitchen?

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knock knock ? Who's there ? idunnop idunnop who ? Eww you've done a what?!

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Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

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So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a room? This is impossible as dead babies are incapable of achieving such a feat.

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knock knock. come in.

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Hey do you want to hear the joke about my d**k?? I cant tell it because it's to long

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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