Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

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A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms or legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

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What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

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How many morman minutes does it take to get to school? A lightyear

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How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

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A Muslim, a Buddhist, and a Christian are on a plain. They have to jump off for some reason. The Muslim straps a bomb to his chest, jumps out of the plain, and screams "AHLA AKBAH"!!!! The Buddhist jumps out and says save me heavenly Buddha. A giant golden hand catches him and lightly places him on land. The Christian says "aw hell with this" and jumps out, then says "save me heavenly Buddha". The giant golden hand places him down gently on land. The Christian then says "thank god". The giant golden hand comes back down and kills him.

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What time is it when you should go to the dentist? About ten minutes before whatever happens to be the time of your appointment.

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Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

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You're smart... And I can tell a joke.

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

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What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

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what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

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Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

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You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

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roses are red violets are green id love to flick owen cliffords mams bean

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What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

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Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

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what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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