- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yesterday, a girl asked me why a guy is Bro if he bangs alot of chicks, and chicks are hoes if they do alot of guys. i said to her “well, if one key can open a lot of locks, then it is the master key. if a lock can be opened by alot of keys, then it’s a shittyass lock, isn’t it

Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

What do you say to a man, who calls you 3 AM? - "Hello!"

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

What did the brick say to the face? Nothing bricks don't talk.

Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

A black man, a Mexican man, and an Asian man all walked into a bar. They proceeded to have a good time together as they were celebrating their graduation from medical school.

How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

Once there was a man, he was accused of false accusations.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

Where do pimps go when they retire? Idaho.

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

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