- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

Q: What is better than sex? A: A relationship where you can be completely intimate with your partner

two fish are in a tank.

What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

If God gives you lemons you find a new God

What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

Why do I write Anit-jokes. Because I'm very bad at delevering good punchlines. They generally fall flat.

sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

Knock Knock. Who's There? Its Matt.

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

Why did the bus driver get arrested? Because he hijacked the bus.

How did the chicken cross the road? Chickens live in farms, they don't cross roads.

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