My claustrophobia was cured by imagining that all small spaces were naked.

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What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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Your mama is so fat that when she walks her legs rub against each other

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

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A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

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What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

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When you wish upon a star... ... you're actually a few million years late, according to astronomy. The star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

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Yo momma so fat she was baptized in a church, because she wasn't as fat as she is currently.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

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telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

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roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

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How do you get a boy out of bed, you cut off his fingers.

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Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

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What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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