what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

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???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? I cant make a good joke.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

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Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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Why didn't Steve finish his homework? He didn't want to.

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Well Erron, its your lucky day then. I wont even ask what a cream pie is.

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womens rights.

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A duck walks into a store and asks the clerk, "do you have any grapes?" The clerk says no, and the duck leaves. The next day, the same duck walks back into the store, and asks the clerk if they have any grapes. The clerk, slightly annoyed, says no again, and the duck leaves. The next day, the duck walks back in and asks again if they have any grapes. The pissed off clerk says, "No, and if you ask again i'm gonna nail your feet to the floor. The duck leaves. The next day, the duck walks back into the store, and this time he asks the clerk, "do you have any nails?" The clerk says, "Yes." The Duck leaves.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dave." "Dave who?" Dave holds back tears as he realises his mother's Alzheimer's is getting worse.

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What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

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How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

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What's green and stands in a corner? A naughty frog.

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How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

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Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

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How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One. This task does not require over 1 person to complete.

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knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

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