- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon

I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! Now you must listen to all of my demands or I will crush you all.

Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

Hello, I'm David and I just stabbed my aunt in the eye. Just kidding, my name isn't David. That was an Aunt Eye(anti) joke.

What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

4 is half the number 8 is.

what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

whats first than finding a worm in your apple? a blonde who asks you why there is a worm in your apple

roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bucket of chicken? A lot.

Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

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Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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