a mulslim wlaks past a bomb shop on his way to join the international peace club

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your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

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A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

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u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

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THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, you're being audited.

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Why so serious ?

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A guy comes to a doctor and says: - Doctor, lately I'm having this dream where I kill my father and rape my mother. What does it mean? - Nothing.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

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What did the agnostic say when he turned blue? He said "wow why am I blue?"

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Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

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What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

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Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

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Your mom is so fat that she enjoys junk food regularly.

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There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

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Cripples are lame.

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What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

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Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

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what happens every day? People die

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Why did the train crash? Because the conductor was a cucumber.

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How many fat Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane? There's no such thing. 500,000 people can't fit onto one plane.

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Lebron James vs. Kobe Bryant

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Anti Joke

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