A homeless person dies.

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Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

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Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

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Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

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Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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What's worse than World War II? World War III.

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What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

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Why was the anti joke funny? because it wasn't funny.

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What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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OY SHIT ITS YOUR MOM!!!

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im gay

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Why didn't the family finish their picnic? Because a dog was sick all over the food.

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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if a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? if a tree falls in the forest and it falls on a mime, does anyone care?

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your mom died.

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The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

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Why doesnt Mexico have a navy? Because cardboard doesnt float.

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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