If you have 5 dollars, and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, you are both very poor.

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A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? HIV

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There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

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What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

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Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

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Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

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why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

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Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

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Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

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What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

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Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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Win and Beau have no friends

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Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

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What happens to a red rock when you throw it in a blue sea? It gets wet

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White men's rights

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how do you find will smith in the snow? with rescue dogs

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Thanks I guess, I do look a lot like that anime, except my eyes are not giant and I got lips and you know about everything else is different, besides I wear blue or brown contact lenses Ohh, and in case you had not already noticed, I dye my hair brown, believe me, there is enough red in me to go around already... Nero huh? Angelo Nero? So what kind of sick parents did you really have, or do you have? This is weird, you suddenly got even more interesting Nero.

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WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Q: what happens when you eat all the potatoes A: there all gone

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what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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