Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

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Wendy went for a walk every day in the forest. Why not today? She was shot yesterday

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Why did the man die when he saw the light? It was a strobe light and he died from an epileptic seizure

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What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

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What do you call a black person riding a bicycle? A black person riding a bicycle.

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Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

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A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

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how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

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Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

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How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

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What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

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why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

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9:11 make a wish

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Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

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BIG PENIS

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Scott Gomez

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what is hollow and bloody? Vagina when it gets genital herpes

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A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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