Shaniqua: Knock knock Random black guy: Who is there? Shaniqua: It's me your girlfriend I had a really nice meeting with my dick Random black guy:What?

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what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

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What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

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Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

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A black man is driving a nice car when he's suddenly pulled over by the police. "Do you know why I pulled you over?" asks the cop. "No officer" replies the black man. "You have a taillight out. However I'm going to just let you off with a warning because you seem like an upstanding citizen. Have a nice day."

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A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

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why was the boy sad? his friend got hit by a bus.

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Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

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How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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A man walks in to a bar. He then walks in to a different bar, and later that evening he goes into a different third bar. That man is a bar critique.

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

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Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

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The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout. Heavy rain came down and killed him.

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Why was the butcher bald? He was undergoing intensive chemotherapy.

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what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

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Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

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What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Why did the school bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

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Anti Joke

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