what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

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After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

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Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

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Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because 7, 8, 9

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How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

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As a stand-up comedian, I've been really interested in how comedians have recovered from jokes not hitting making fun of the fact. Recently, I was in a situation where a rhetorical question didn't hit, and anti-joking (lamenting on the lack of a punchline sarcastically) ended up generating the laugh I needed to move on! Hurray for Anti-jokes! Me: You know the gym Extreme Fitness? Audience: SILENCE Me: (sarcastically) Yes, exactly. That's exactly how that interaction went in my mind when I was practising at home. I ask question - audience responds euphorically - I continue with my joke... http://michaeljagdeo.wordpress.com/2012/01/29/anti-jokes-how-to-recover-when-a-joke-doesnt-hit/

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Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

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There are two hippopotamus' in a pond cooling off from the hot day. One is named Nathaniel IV and the other Timothy. Timothy asks Nathaniel, "Nathaniel, what day is it today?" Nathaniel then replies," I believe it is Tuesday." Timothy is taken back then replies," How odd. I could've sworn it was Wednesday."

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what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

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There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

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What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

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why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

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Why was the asian boy made fun of in the locker room? Because of the nipple piercing he had.

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Potato!

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Women's rights

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What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

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My spelling is horrible

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what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

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A seal walks into a club.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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