Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

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Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

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Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

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in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

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Why should you never trust anglers? Because they're always into fishy business... Why should you never trust hunters? Because they carry loaded guns...

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Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

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Q: What did the architect say after he tripped? A: My mother died of cancer when I was 6.

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Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

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Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

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Yo Mumma so dumb she has to climb over a glass wall to see whats on the other side.... Yo Mumma's so fat when she walked past the tv she made me miss 5 series... Yo Mumma's so fat when god said let there be light she had to move out of the road. That's nearly all that I have, but if u have one leave it in the comment

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how do you blindfold an asian...a piece of dental floss

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What did the Shark say when he had no lunch? We have a FISHue!

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Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

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What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

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whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

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who's sexually attracted to bones? James Cornish

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Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

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What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

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Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

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Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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