Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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John walked up to his dad one morning and shouted, "Dad, it's my birthday!" Dad said, "Cool, how old are you?" John says, "I'm seven!" Dad tells him to go downstairs and tell his grandpa. John runs down and says, "Grandpa, it's my birthday, guess how old I am!" Grandpa sticks his hand in John's pants and sticks his thumb into his anus. As he pulls his hand out, he pinches his penis. Grandpa says, "You're seven." John says, "How did you know?" Grandpa says, "I heard you tell your dad upstairs."

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

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How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

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I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

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How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

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How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side

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YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID, she was recently diagnosed with severe mental retardation and will have to be cared for 24/7

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A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. He never got an ice cream he is alergic.

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Who more attractive then you? No one your ugly as pooh.

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How many cows can you fit in a field? It depends on how big your field is.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

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An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

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What did the hot rod say to the other hot rod Its hot in here

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Yo' momma so fat she buys clothingthat is bigger than most other people's clothing

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this is not a drill.

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A man bets that his friend can't drink five beers in a row. His friend does it and says "See, I told you I can do it!" The man replies "No, I can't see, I'm blind."

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Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

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