why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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Hey guys! Today is September 10th you know what tomorrow means? Party at my house! ...What? It's my birthday.

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You mean I have to type in this little box? That's so embarrassing!

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What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

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who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

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My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

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BIG PENIS

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Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

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Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it!!!

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What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

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Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

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How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

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your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

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I walked down a dark alley at night and ran into 2 black men. They said hello and were on their way

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Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

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A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

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- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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