How many pianos does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the lightbulb, and one to play a motivational tune.

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You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

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A black goes to college

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A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

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How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

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Who's Micheal Jackson?

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Knock knock Who's there? A robber Oh

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? As Suzy neared the ground while swinging, her foot caught a small hole in the swingset's pebble foundation, and the power of Suzy's momentum along with the sudden stop of Suzy's swing forced Suzy to fly forward off of the swing. Suzy, seeing the silliness of her mistake, laughed it off, and tried to get back up. She quickly realized that her leg had snapped in half. Suzy will never walk again.

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

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An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

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i drive all the time its no big deal open the door and get behind the wheel

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

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How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

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Obama = ebola

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Ask me if I'm a duck. Are you a duck? No.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

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A hispanic walks down the street. ICE quickly arrests him, as he is here illegally. 5 months after deporting, he crosses the southern US border to try again.

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Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

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A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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