There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

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why does jake have so many guns? hes compensating

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A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

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What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

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Do you know that car over there? No.

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whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

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what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

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What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

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Dear 6, Please stop hitting on me, I heard you've done some pretty dirty stuff with 9. Sincerely, 7

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven. By darragh Hamilton

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What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

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What did the teacher do? He taught.

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Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

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What did the Jew say to the German? He said hello.

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How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

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Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

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How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender, upon seeing him, asks him to leave. The black man is enraged by the blatant racism shown by this man, and proceeds to punch the bartender repeatedly. After 5 minutes of non-stop punching the man stops, looks at his victim, and is filled with remorse. He is dead. Upon looking around, the black man notices scaffolding and building equipment scattered around the room. He falls to the ground as he realizes the bar is still under construction, and unable to serve customers this early in development. The bartender was simply asking the man to leave for his own safety.

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Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

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Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

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Women's Soccer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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