Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? Literally an endless list of things.

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There was a guy and a girl naked in bed, sleeping together. When they woke up they didn't remember the last 72 hours and wanted some questions answered, including Where am I? Who are you? What year is it? What's my name?

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What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

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In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

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There are two muffins in the oven. The first says to the other, "Its getting hot in here." The second, befuddled, replies, "AHH! A talking muffin!"

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What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

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What is brown, white, and red all over? A part asian part white guy covered in blood after having her girlfriend have her period while they were having sex in a club in alaska near a military school that was abandoned and is now haunted but justin bieber took care of that.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

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Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

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Why did the Asian woman get into a car accident? She didn't pay attention in driver school and sped through a red light and hit a bus that killed 14 children.

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Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

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Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

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Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

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Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

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What did the boy who succsesfully came out of liposection get? Diobeeties.

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The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

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Your mommas so fat that she may die.

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1)Where do you find a turtle with no legs? 2)Where? 1)Where you left it. 1)... Knock Knock... 2)Who's there? 1)...Not the turtle...

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Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

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An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

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I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

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Why did the chicken cross the road? chickens are very unintelligent, and often walk around aimlessly with no purpose.

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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