Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

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No one walks into a bar. It is closed.

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men's rights activists

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women's rights

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

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poo

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what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

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Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

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rent a cops

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A man walks outside and walks back in. Why? Because it was raining purple unicorns and he felt the need to go back inside.

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An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

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A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

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What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

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Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

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What did the Fish say to the other Fish? Nothing, fish cant talk.

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What's the difference between an old man and a child? The old man is older than the child

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

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a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Interupting black lady! Interupti. MMMMHHHHMMMM!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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