What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

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Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? because 7 brutally beat and raped 9

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What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

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How many bodies can you stuff into a oven? Who tries figure that out? I'm calling the cops.

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whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

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Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

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Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

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Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Until I lost both my arms.

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Whats the worst part of your school burning down? A: The burnt pizza.

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Guess what i just did. Master bait.

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What's white and hides behind a tree? Shy milk.

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What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

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Your mother is so dumb. It's a good thing she knows sign language.

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Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

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A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

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What happens when you breed a Siberian Tiger with a California Condor? Nothing. The tiger does eat the condor though and you are found out by a neighbor and charged with animal neglect, animal cruelty, and possession of two endangered species. You are fined $100,000 and go to jail for 5 years during which you are sodomized.

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Mmmm, donuts

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When a blonde entered a bar, she ordered a something that was a double-entendre. The bartender understood what she was trying to say, gave her her order whatever alcohol she happened to consume, and the blonde woman could not have been more courteous.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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