What do you call a dozen Muslims waiting to board a train? Passengers...you racist.

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

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knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out

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There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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Thats what she said

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Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

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Why did the girl jump of the control tower??? She didnt I lied.

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Shut the cork up!

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Why did the boy give the girl flowers? Because her parents died in a car crash and he felt bad.

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti joke Bananas

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why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

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What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Emergency call: - Please help, my little son swallowed a condom! 5 minutes later - It is ok, I found another one.

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Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

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What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

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compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

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You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

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A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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