Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

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Whats worse than bieber fever? A yeast infection.

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Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

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A man walks into a bar and at the bar he sees this guy with a blue head. He asks the man with the blue head if he can buy him a drink. The man with the blue head says "sure... you want to know about the blue head don't you?" "Yes i do" "Okay it all starts with a genie, he gave me 3 wishes, the first wish was to have a beautiful wife and a house to put her in, the second wish was for a ton of money, and the third wish was for a blue head."

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why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

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what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

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Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

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MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple that has just been brutally murdered. If you see this, you should probably notify the local police so that they may investigate the situiation.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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What is brown, white, and red all over? A part asian part white guy covered in blood after having her girlfriend have her period while they were having sex in a club in alaska near a military school that was abandoned and is now haunted but justin bieber took care of that.

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5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

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Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

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the game

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon. It burnt up on re-entry

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anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

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whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

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what's funnier than a dead baby in a clown costume? philanthropy

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who is awesome? no one...

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How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Why did the gay guy come out of the closet? He finally found the shirt he was looking for

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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