Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

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Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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What do you call a stupid anti-joke? Stupid.

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Yo momma so poor, she can't afford to live in a two story Cheerio box

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Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

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There once was an Asian kid who got a B+ in Math. He was later yelled at and beat by his parents.

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" So let's set the world on fire..." Q: How do you do that? A: Strike a match...

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Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

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Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

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Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

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How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

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an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

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Violets are blue, Roses are red. The sentence before was completely irrelevant, but I needed something to say before I tell you, Your family's been murdered by the KKK.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

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How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

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Q.) What did the young child of a highly idiosyncratic family do when he heard the fire-alarm going off unexpectedly in his house? A.) He started to panic since he hadn't received any portions of formal insturction in the art of, "Stop, drop and roll", prior to the moment of the lamentable catastrophe. I think that we should blame his parents/teachers immediately... *Sigh*

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What's worse than having AIDS. Being Black.

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what is worse the Holocaust or slavery? patantan!

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roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

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