can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

thumb_up thumb_down +9

I read the terms of service.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Womens rights.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

thumb_up thumb_down

jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Anne Frank

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? You eat a pizza.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

thumb_up thumb_down +8

If at first you don't succeed.... maybe skydiving isn't for you...

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

thumb_up thumb_down

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

thumb_up thumb_down +32

A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops