What's clear and looks like water? Water.

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A large commercial airliner is piloted toward inner-city New York. The plane is driven into the World Trade Center by a terrorist. The United States will now issue a holiday to mourn all we have lost in this tragic event.

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what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

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"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

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A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

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What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

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What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

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Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

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What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

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"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

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What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

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Yeah, totally.

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What does the average fishermen catch Fish

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Poopsack Jones

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What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

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What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

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How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

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NASCAR

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Your mom goes to college

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guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

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Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

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whats funnier than hugos penis? Nothing!!!!

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

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You want to hear a joke? Republican

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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