Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. "Knock, Knock!" "Who's there?" "Not Sally"

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had no arms.

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why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

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What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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Q: what is funny today A: your parents died in a horrible car accident

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

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Doctor: You want the good news or bad news? Patient: Bad news. Doctor: You have terminal cancer. Patient: What's the good news? Doctor: You have AIDS.

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what do you call a black chef glendon

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What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

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how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

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Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

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Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

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XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Mr Webb *Hit keyboard loudly* -...

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<3 ... it looks more like scissors than a heart...

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Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

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Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

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What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

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God made Coke God made Pepsi God made me, Oh so sexy

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Anti Joke

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