If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

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Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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Why did the police officer arrest Maxwell? Because he's black.

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Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

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Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

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Good job, son.

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What makes women so mystifying and beautiful? Tits.

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Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

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Why did the mammoth cross the road? For financial reasons.

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What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

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What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

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Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

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Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

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Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

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Why did Jimmy's sexy teacher ask him to stay behind after class? His grades have been slipping and she expects better from her students. How anyone views her sexually is of no relevance to this situation.

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Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

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What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

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Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

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Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

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what do you call a blonde with black hair? Artificial intelligence

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What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

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P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dog

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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