Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

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Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

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whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

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GUESS WHAT ?????????? THATS WHAT CAOMHIN

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

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why did the kid get home from school early cause he was home from school..

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Vagina Boob

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

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Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

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Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

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10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

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Why Did The Girl Cry? Old People Are Funny.

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Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

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Duke Nukem censored line: What are you waiting for? the celebration of the day you crucified Jesus and ate his flesh and blamed it upon the anti christ because of... Victory? Because you know Jesus gave his life in order to prove that he was immortal and died for your sins because his life is eternal... Satan your Moral Man: Nah, lets just go with "what are you waiting for, christmas?" Now go celebrate you murdering your savior which said "ill be back" on the cross and returned three days later at his second coming? Seriously? I thought only Jesus: The guy that was totally an ARAB (deny it and be consumed in the flames of hell, not my problem), and Jesus: strikes back came out, where can I get Jesus: The third coming? Factoid: Yeah Jesus was totally a blonde haired white man which went clothed in the finest ARYAN silks, in addition he only drove in his MUSTANG 9001 and smoked Lucky Strike... Which did nothing for his luck...

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Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

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Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

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whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

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What is 1+1? It's 2!

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

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A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

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Anti Joke

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