Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

this is stupid .... yep

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

Whats the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair? Cancer.

iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

You know what's natural? Bears.

how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

what's red and horny a red unicorn

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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