Why did the womens basketball team beat the mens? the men were locked in a refrigerator

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A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

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A man wakes up in his bed and looks at the clock. He realises he is gonna be late for work. He quickly gets out of bed, into the bathroom, has a shower, puts his deodorant on and brushes his teeth, gets dressed, and goes in his car. He drives out of his garage and drives to his work but gets stuck in traffic. He then gets to the car park of his work and parks his car. He gets out, goes up the elevator to his floor, when the elevator door opens to his floor, he quickly says hello to Terrance and goes to his bosses office. And guess what the boss says? You're late.

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what is big and can make things come out? a gun

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One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He decided to sail to Portland. He cast off and was never seen again.

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Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

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What did one computer say to the other? 100111010100100111001010010001110101110010100010101011010011010010111000010101100100100100001101010000011111010010011010100110101001010100101010101010100101011010010010101010110010110010100100010101010101010

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Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. see how easy it is to save with GEICO.

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What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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A duck walks into a store and asks the clerk, "do you have any grapes?" The clerk says no, and the duck leaves. The next day, the same duck walks back into the store, and asks the clerk if they have any grapes. The clerk, slightly annoyed, says no again, and the duck leaves. The next day, the duck walks back in and asks again if they have any grapes. The pissed off clerk says, "No, and if you ask again i'm gonna nail your feet to the floor. The duck leaves. The next day, the duck walks back into the store, and this time he asks the clerk, "do you have any nails?" The clerk says, "Yes." The Duck leaves.

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

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What's worse than having a mouth full of molars? A pole through your chest.

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what rhymes with sloth? rape

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How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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Girl: what comes after 69? Boy: 70. Girl: no,toothpaste! Boy: ...

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What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

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Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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