Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's the same between a school bus and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the bus.

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What's my name? I don't know u tell me.

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How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

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Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

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A dyslexic woman goes into a saloon and asks for a hair cut. Oh right, she doesn't have hair! Then why the f*** would she enter the saloon? Because she wanted to get her nails done. But she doesn't have nails either, and she doesn't want to drink. She came there because she wanted to hook up with a guy!

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

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text this number 2066191208 saying i wanna rape you

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Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

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Why are trees green? I have no idea

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How many illegal immigrants does it take to change a lightbulb? Why should his legal status matter at all in this situation?

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

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How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No Oh... well he hasn't either

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

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my namew is jd

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what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

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