a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

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Q-What was Hitlers favorite hobby to proceed in when he was sad? A- Manipulating populations and raping,torturing and mutilating the Jewish population.

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What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

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"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Q; What is green and eats rocks? A; The green rock eater... Q;What happens when you through a rock straight up in the north pole? A; The green rock eater eats it..

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What did the very inquisitive poor black guy say to the very rich white man at the train station? Nothing, they didn't know each other. And they both had their iPods in. And they were at different train stations. And they were in different countries. And the black guy died 20 years ago.

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What do an eagle and a gopher have in common? They can both fly, except for the gopher

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What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

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What did the doctor say to the man with cancer? You have cancer.

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You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

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What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

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what do you call a starfish living 500 miles under the sea? A starfish.

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Women deserve equal rights.

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A guy walks into a bar. Ouch

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How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

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whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

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a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

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Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

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Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

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52 Prostitutes in a bar. Challenge Accepted.

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Anti Joke

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