why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

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Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

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Roses are red Bacon is too Rhyming is hard bacon

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

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What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

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What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

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I'm tired.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he got hit by a car because he wasn't aware of the dangers of not looking both ways. Bufoon

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What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

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What did the teacher do? He taught.

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

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A blind Man walks into a Bar. A young man quickly runs over to him and helps him up.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

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So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

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Heat oven to 375°. Grease 18 regular-size muffin cups (or 12 large size muffins). In bowl, mix butter until creamy. ... Add eggs one at a time, beating after each. Beat in vanilla, baking powder and salt. With spoon, fold in half of flour then half of milk into batter; repeat. Fold in blueberries.

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who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

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why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

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Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

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Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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