"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

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What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

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Today, I was thirsty so I got in my kitchen and took a bottle of juice out of my refrigirator, I realised the bottle was empty, so I immediatly took a walk to the store and bought another bottle.

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Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

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what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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You know what isn't funny? Getting punched in the face. You know what is funny? Brittany Spears getting punched in the face.

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A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

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how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

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What's the worst thing to find in an empty box? Nothing,It's empty

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Roses are red, violets are violet. I'm not stupid.

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What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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a girl and a guy rented a hotel room for a night. theyre siblings and stayed up all night watching very classy movies about farm animals and each of them ordered a chocolate cake to eat while watching their fantastic informational film.

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... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

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What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

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What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

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Whats worse than sleeping on a bed of hot coals? Lupus

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

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What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

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How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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