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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

What did the martian say to the other martian when he saw a fire hydrant? "Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!"

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead. Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? A: Because he was stapled to the monkey.

three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

What do you call a Black Priest? His title would probably be Reverend, and then his last name after it.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

knock knock who's there Steve Go away

Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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