- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

What's round and red? A round and red solid.

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and mild nudity.

If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

i like cats

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

Wow did you see stevie wonder's new house. neither has he

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

chuck norris's daughter lost her virginity but he got it back

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

What did Tim say about his wife cheating on him with his best friend's wife? He ran to R Kelly and got peed on.

A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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