A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

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Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

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A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers!

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George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

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if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

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Q: What did the nomad get for christmas? A: Most likely nothing because he lives in the middle of nowhere where no stores exist. If anything, he got a sandstorm.

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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What did the mother get at the grocery store? Food.

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whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

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whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

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there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

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what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

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When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

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joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

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There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

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Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

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