knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

I want a lot of likes...do it you wont. i know you wont.

question: do zombies eat brains answer: actually zombies don't exist, so they don't eat anything

What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

homosexuals are gay

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

snowglobe

What rhymes with orange? Somalia.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I lost The Game, You just did too.

Why was the black man in prison? He was wrongly accused of a felony and the jury by whom he was tried was largely racist.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

it's funny because it's funny

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

Justin Bieber's mother.

Q: Why did the little boy who just got over a terrible sore throat fall down the stairs? A: His legs were brutally torn off by wolves.

What's worse than a baby on a mattress? A baby under a mattress.

dat shoe shine tho

Why is Kyle so gay. Nobody knows

why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

A young boy walks into a bar and asks for directions or a map. The bartender takes him into a backroom and gives him a map he just happened to have. The boy continues on his way and the bartender is happy that he did a good deed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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