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yo mama's so fat her stomach mass weighs more than people who dont have as much fat as her.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

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there is 500 dicks on the wall how many will choke on? None?? so ur a professional!!!! lol

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Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

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NASCAR

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Why Did The Black Guy Eat Watermelon? Because he lives in south africa where they are commonly grown and needed a healthy snack.

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

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Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

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A Jew walks into an expensive Hotel and orders 500 dollars worth of wine.

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Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I like to rape cats.

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Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

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why did the ginger cross the road to go to hell

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What did the fridge say to the watermelon? Nothing.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense Microwave

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How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with a dinosaur? Beastiality

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What do Ethiopian children do at night? Starve

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What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

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Roses are red Violets are blue your mum is fat and so are you

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Why the worker did not come to work? Because he died!

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When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time

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Anti Joke

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