How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

(for comedians) I went to a coffee shop the other day. I ordered a coffee then sat down. Behind me there were two people talking. I didn't eves drop because it's impolite so I drank my coffee and left.

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

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What did the ocean say to the black guy? Nothing, it just shot him.

Romeny or Obama? Obamney

A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

A guy who's father of eight children, married to a wonderful woman for fifty years, he likes pizza and spaghetti, he smokes cigars occasionally, he also exercises : He runs around the block every other day. He's the manager of a pizza shop and he's living in a two-floor house he calls his home... Nothing really funny happens to this guy, but that's got to be the most detailed character background in a joke ever.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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