What does a joke and an anti-joke have in common? Nothing, since "anti-" refers to the opposite of the word that it is modifying.

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Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

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What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

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Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

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Girl: what comes after 69? Boy: 70. Girl: no,toothpaste! Boy: ...

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Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

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THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

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how do you get a emo kid out of a tree? cut him down get it: because he was depressed and so poor that he couldn't afford a hair cut or new clothes. he also had single mother whose boyfriend sexually abused him so he was confused about his sexuality. Then people just called him "emo" and said he was acting out so they ignored him and he never gave him help when he asked for it because they said he just wanted attention so he killed himself

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America Votes

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What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

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Whats sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going off a cliff? A Caddy fits five.

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A boy asked his dad Why are Chinese eyes like that. His dad replied there concentrating that's why there so smart The boy went up to a student in his class and said look I'm like you The teacher asked who told him that he said his dad The dad was called up by the school when the teacher told him what his son did he went GOOZILLA His wife asked him what he was up to and he said farting on her face when she was a sleep 3 days later he found out his wife was cheating on him he knocked on the door only to realize he was on drugs and that he never had a family.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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What does the funeral director say at a jewish funeral? Ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

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Boy:U a dime Girl: she said ur a quarter Boy:-_- dumb B***h

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You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

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Do you like your life? No. OK.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

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Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

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Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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