What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

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What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

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Whats worse than than falling in a puddle on the way to a meeting? Getting shot while your at that meeting.

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What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

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A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

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Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

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What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

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THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

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why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

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Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

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what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

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A mexican, Japanese, and American man are eating lunch one day at work by the window. The Mexican says, "Wow! If I get a taco one more time for lunch, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The Japanese man says, "Wow! If I get a bowl or ramen one more time for lunch, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The American says" If I get grilled cheese one more time, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The next day, the mexican jumped off because he got a taco. Then, the japanese man jumped off for getting ramen. Then, the American jumped off for getting a grilled cheese sandwhich. At the funeral, the mexican wife said, "Oh if i knew he was gonna jump, I would'nt have packed it." The japanese wife said, "If I knew he was gonna jump, I wouldn't have packed it either." The American wife didn't say anything because she was hit by a bus.

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Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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