Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Chickens live in farms, they don't cross roads.

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What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

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what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

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Thank you for booking with Anti-Joke Travel Agency. Here is your trip itinerary: 1. Your toilet

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Jacob Edwards has friends

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what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

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That joke was so funny that I fell off my dinosaur. Then afterwards had to be put in a rehabilitation center because I am schizophrenic and dinosaurs are extinct.

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ive got it ive got ive got outsimers to tonight wow bim bim bub bub za za

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

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What happens when a black man falls out of a tree? He gets hurt.

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Someone told me once, but i had terrible memory so I had them tell me again.

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So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

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What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

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What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

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where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

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This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

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An old woman and her grandson arrive at the hospital, only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

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why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

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Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

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Why was it so easy for Superman to pick up chics? His butt ox.

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An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

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