How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

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How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? The doctor prescribes him tablets to treat his bi-polar tendencies.

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how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Why did the black man cry? He had no rights.

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Q: A boy went to 7-11 and bought Coke instead of 7up. Why? A: I don't know

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RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

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Do you feel lucky punk, well do ya? ..Umm i'm sorry :/ I'm not gay!... I'm into chicks...you know?!

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Pete and Repete are sitting on a fence. Pete falls off. Pete suffers from a scraped knee and a bruised tailbone.

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Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

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What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

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How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

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Why does history repeat itself? Because no one listened to it the first time.

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

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What do you call an underground train full of professors? It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

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What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

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Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

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Yo mums so fat she went on a diet.

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roses are blue violets, are orange, i am color blind

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A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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