- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

What did the homosexual find when he proceeded to his mailbox? His mail.

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

What happens when someone with ADD tells a joke? I forgot.

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

knock knock Who's there? The repo man Why? You're being evicted

Five Mexicans were driving down the motorway in a Ford. Must've been a Fiesta.

a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

I had friends on the Death Star.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

What's worse than finding a worm in ur Apple? Finding a worm in ur poop

What do a Jew and a Vegan have in common? They both won't eat pork products.

What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

Your time.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

how do you break up with your girlfriend? talk about their race.

In soviet Russia - some people were poor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

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