- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

One day a horse goes to a bakery store and asks the shopkeeper for a fresh loaf of bread. Surprised at the request the shopkeeper asked - White bread or whole wheat? To which the horse replied - Makes no difference cause i rode my bicycle to work yesterday.

What did Anne Frank do this weekend? Nothing. she died in the holocaust.

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

What did the homosexual find when he proceeded to his mailbox? His mail.

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

What happens when someone with ADD tells a joke? I forgot.

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

knock knock Who's there? The repo man Why? You're being evicted

Five Mexicans were driving down the motorway in a Ford. Must've been a Fiesta.

a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

I had friends on the Death Star.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

What's worse than finding a worm in ur Apple? Finding a worm in ur poop

What do a Jew and a Vegan have in common? They both won't eat pork products.

What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

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