Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

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What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

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Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

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why couldnt the kid get off the couch when his mom asked him to? he was paralyzed

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why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it

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A man walks in to a bar and orders a drink. He has been drinking alone every day since his wife an unborn child died in an horrific car accident.

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Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

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who's that hot blonde at the disco? your mother.

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What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

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A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

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Whats the difference between a prostitute and crack dealer? One sells addicting drugs, while the other exploits her vagina for money. Either way, they're both illegal.

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roses are red violets are blue they really are

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Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

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have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

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Q. What's worse than 400 babies going down the road at 80 miles per hours in a garbage truck? A. The same babies being dumped into a trash compactor

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson who? Shut up and give me ma dam candy women!

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what would be worse then 9/11 and the holocaust? -if the twin towers fell on a concentration camp

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

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what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

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What did the little boy do when he dropped his ice cream? Acted very mature and requested another one from his mother

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What three letters alter boys into men and girls into women? The letter containing their bank card, the letter containing their national insurance card and the letter accepting them into a job or higher education placement.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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