Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

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Why did Jake not get on the bus? Answer: Because Jake is a dog. Dogs are not allowed on the bus.

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If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart... but the very next day your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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what is worse then going to school farlingaye

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You know what's funny? Rape

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How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

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what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

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What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

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Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I am a dog

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What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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Why did the girl not apply for her American CItizenship? She was already an American Citizen.

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knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

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Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

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What's white and horny? a unicorn.

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Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

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What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

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An atheist walks into a church

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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