Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

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Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

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How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

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Why did the weird, creepy old man in the beat up van give ice cream to the little girl? Because his company went bankrupt and as part of a court order, he was thereby forced to give away the remaining contents of his inventory to those who seeked it.

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Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

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Womens rights

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What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

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In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

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Equal rights!

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Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

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women's rights

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

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Knock knock --Come in.

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What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

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What did the man with no arms say to the jewish man? I have no arms.

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

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Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

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whats a willy? -brock

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Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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