whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

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How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

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why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

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HEY YOU!!!!

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what do you say to a black man with a Porsche? "hey man, i like your car."

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Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

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Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

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What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

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"Knock knock" Come in!

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What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

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Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

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Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

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live babies

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

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Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

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Why did the vegetarian lose her foot? Diabetes.

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what happens when you have A.D.D.? you're EXTREMELY annoying

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Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

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What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

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What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

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