What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like to slap hookers

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Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

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Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

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Hey, come here often? No.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Dogs taste better in stews.

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why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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What is brown and sticky?

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What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

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A black man is setting up contingency measures of protection in his personal place of residence when all of a sudden, several warning alarms sound and a few specialized people with red "combating" devices who were alerted by the blatant scenerio unfolding before them were moving quickly in order to match previously stipulated criteria of value. The black man and his family were partaking in a monthly fire drill unfolding in their own house since they were extremely responsible, law-abiding citizens of the city they were located in that required various kinds ofl saftey precautions to be taken so to mitigate the serious chance that people might be hurt by preventable, residential distasters.

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Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

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What do you call a duck with a mustache? A duck with a mustache.

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My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she was swallowed whole by a 10 foot scorpion.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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