A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

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Why couldn't the girl throw the baseball over the fence? She had no arms.

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What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

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Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

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I dont know, are you a tomato?

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Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

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What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

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what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

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Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

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How do you get money out of a Jew? You convince him your cause is worthwhile.

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A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

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What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

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You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

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What did the white father tell his mexicon son and his wife as he left for work bye

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Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

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What's the difference between a duck?

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

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What do you get when you put a dog in a cage. Cantaloupes

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Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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