Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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Why did the boy laugh? Mr Tickle was his babysitter

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when the teacher asked jimmy if he was a girl jimmy felt very scared because his teacher had no mental problems.

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Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

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Why is Kyle so gay. Nobody knows

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

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what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

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What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon

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I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! Now you must listen to all of my demands or I will crush you all.

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Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

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Hello, I'm David and I just stabbed my aunt in the eye. Just kidding, my name isn't David. That was an Aunt Eye(anti) joke.

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Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

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What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

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4 is half the number 8 is.

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what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

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whats first than finding a worm in your apple? a blonde who asks you why there is a worm in your apple

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roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

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Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bucket of chicken? A lot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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