Jews

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Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

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Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

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What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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About the bible, I did not know, but I can sense I calculate it the same way I make our followers believe that I can tell what catchphra they will get. Your mind is numb but calm, it will remain there until we meet again. I am afraid of saying this, but I wont let fear get to me just yet, your mother told me, she regrets her actions in life, and wants me to tell you that she is watching over you in death, and hopes you will one day forgive her, she tells me that there is a heaven, but only those that can admit their mistakes, agonize over the pain of their actions, until they can forgive themselves for their misdeeds. She says she can wait, but I sense she is doing it because she feels undeserving, which again means that you are not ready, its like the butterfly effect, all things spiritual and on this plane are connected. Take your time, I know you literally cant forgive her yet, because that would not be enough for her to forgive herself now, humans dead or alive, cannot be truly free, until they let go of what hurts them, I will change that within you, so you can forgive her and break the limits in your mind, so you can stop feeling sad for being rightfully angry at someone you love. I just need more energy, more time, and belief in myself, something that requires more energy than it should to keep going, its the balance and connection between things, something I cannot change at the present moment, even if I did my best. Ill see you around dear friend.

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What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

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A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

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Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

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Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

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Jess Burns

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Pickle

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What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

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3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

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what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

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why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

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a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

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Q: why can't dinosaurs sing? A: because they're dead!!!

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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Guess what? What? Nothing.

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There's 2 guys in a Y shaped road. One road leads to a cliff with deadly alligators below the river. The other road leads to the village. You can ask both of the guys one question to which leads to the village. However, one guy always tells the truth and the other guy always tells a lie. How do you get to the village? GPS

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Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

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