How do you know when a Frenchman has been near your house? You don't, really, unless you were there to see him or if one of your neighbours saw him. I wouldn't worry about it, really.

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getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

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What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

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There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

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What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

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What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

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Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

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A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

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What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

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why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

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You.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

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A man enters a bar. Two minutes later, a woman leaves a bar. What happened? A man entered a bar and a woman left. What's there to explain?

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a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

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Chuck Norris' punch is so powerful that is falls on the downward slope of the bell curve for punch force of adult males.

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What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

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girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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