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Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

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What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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What's worse than a dead baby? 2 dead babies

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How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

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Siete inglesi quindi non sapete nemmeno cosa c'è scritto ? Succhiacapre che non siete altro.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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What's orange and not an orange? An orange.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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Why wasn't the man talking? Because he was sleeping.

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Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

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What looks like a chair but isn't? A picture of a chair.

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im a policeman the car infront of me had a foot hanging out of the trunk. i pulled him over. i closed the trunk and proceeded to inform him of the dangers of open trunks.

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? A ride to a Concentrtation Camp.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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