- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

Why are asians so smart? Because they study very hard and learn the material.

You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

So a bar walks into a man...

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

What did the little girl say to her step father? Please stop raping me

Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

What's similar about a mole and an eagle? They both are blind and dig through the ground. Except the eagle.

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

If she is old enough to bleed, she probably uses tampons.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did the old man order the little girl into the car? Because he was her grandfather.

What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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