Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because in between 6 and 7 there used to be the number § but 7 raped and murdered it.

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Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

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There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

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Why did the cow cross the road? Because he escaped the farm and didn't know what else to do.

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Ham sandwich

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Knock knock, come in.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

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HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

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?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

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What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a four door Sudan? A: Two in the front, three in the back, six million in the ash trey.

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What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

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Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

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Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family attempted to cross the road approximately 30 seconds earlier and were immediately struck by a moving vehicle traveling at 45 miles per hour. He crossed the road to try to comfort his family while they took their final breathes of life. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a man that had recently been laid off from his union job and came down with a disease that is considered uncurable by modern science.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

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you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

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What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

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why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

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Q: what is long hard and full of seamen A: a submarine

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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