- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats white and sticky? Glue.

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

I've got a dig bick

Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

My parents died!

Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

A muslim walks out of a plane.

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

Why did the Kitty stop meowing? Because its dead.

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? According to the theory of evolution, chickens are descendent's of dinosaurs, meaning that a dinosaur laid an egg, eventually creating a chicken thus meaning that the egg came first.

why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

A black guy walks into a bar... 3 hours later He walks out...

whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

Yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned for her health.

Theres a monkey that walks into a bar. I forget the rest of the joke but your moms a w****

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

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