Pickles are moist.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

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What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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skurfboards we love fat kids

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What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

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Your momma's so stupid that she might not have graduated from high school, ceasing her ability to have an educated job. Now, she makes minimum wage and can barely feed her son.

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Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack edition. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And then does not even have four quarters to his name.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

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Why did the the dog not eat its food? Because the night before the dog had gotten serious disease and lost appetite

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The size of Idris Elba's penis

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whats worse than the holocost, nothing

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

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A man asks a young woman at a party if a rag smells like chloroform. She doesn't respond because she's passed out. He takes her to a nearby bedroom, rapes her, and leaves the party promptly. He'll probably victimize many other women with this method.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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DERP

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if life hands u melons, make melonade.

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