You know those people that learned the true name of God, as God asked kindly... ...Well you know God can be nice sometimes but he actually COMMANDED they keep his name secret forever? They became the first people known as Jehova`s witnesses... JEHOVAH<<< SECRET NAME ANYBODY? So much for keeping his secret name guys! They claim that only a few thousand humans will ascend to heaven, in other words all of the JEHOVA`s witnesses... All two billions of them or something... For keeping his name (Cough JEHOVAH) secret. SUCCESS!

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Why do men find it difficult to look each other in the eyes? The answer actually has deep routes in their psyche, subconsious, and psychological development as children.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

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Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

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So a jew walks into a bar!

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What is a cow's favorite drink? Well, I could be wrong and this is just my opinion, but I do not believe that animals experience feelings and, in corollary, favoritism towards anything, particularly regarding basic survival needs, such as hydration.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

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what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

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Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

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What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

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a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

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Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

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