What did the ocean say to the black guy? Nothing, it just shot him.

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Romeny or Obama? Obamney

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A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

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A guy who's father of eight children, married to a wonderful woman for fifty years, he likes pizza and spaghetti, he smokes cigars occasionally, he also exercises : He runs around the block every other day. He's the manager of a pizza shop and he's living in a two-floor house he calls his home... Nothing really funny happens to this guy, but that's got to be the most detailed character background in a joke ever.

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How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

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Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

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yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

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Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

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Q: What's sad about seeing a dead twenty year old lying at the corner of a street with a beer bottle in his hand? A: He owed me twenty bucks.

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Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

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A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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american idol

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he was greeting his new neighbors that moved in across the street. He was very friendly.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

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A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

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Why can't helen keller drive? She never got her permit

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