Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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Why did the man wear his jacket because he was cold

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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Robin, get in the car, please.

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What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

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Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

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what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

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Flop dog

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Hgiugsf s8dyfgc sdyhgd©•øˆ????ª•†®???ßßs cdiug dvyg 34t5 fd87 vrry utgg erug 46 5gtyrue fVTU? Tree.

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You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

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What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

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Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

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Black people are clen.

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the guy below me is gay

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DON'T READ THIS!!! you suck.

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How old are you? 7

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what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

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wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

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your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

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