What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

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what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

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If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

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Q.Want to hear somthing that will never happen A. Sure A. the Houston Astros won a game.

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Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

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What is worse than a paper cut? two paper cuts What is worse than two paper cuts The Holocaust What is worse than The Holocaust Three paper cuts

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She had previously been in a car accident, in which all of her close family died and she was the only survivor. Since both her arms were stuck in between crushed components of the car, they had to be amputated on the spot. She was testing out the prosthetic arms she had been given when they failed, causing her to get a concussion, and putting her in a coma for the rest of her life.

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sweaty black guy

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Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

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womens rights

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What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

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What Happens when you shoot a deer? It's Dead

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Little girl and a pedofile walk into the woods at night. Little girl says, "mr pedofile im scared" pedofile responds " you think your scared? i have to walk out of here alone."

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

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what do you call a black man in a police car? either officer or offender, depending on what role he has in the crime.

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yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

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Somewhere in prison- Germany 1940 Janurary, Tuesday, 630PM: "Why doya' think you're so innocent" "It was only a jew!"

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What's worse than getting rejected by your date? Finding out she gave you a social disease. Namely AIDS.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

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What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

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What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a Black Man in the ocean? A scuba diver

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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