What did the squirrel say to the dog? "I have AIDS."

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What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

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A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

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What do you call an asian women running for president? A candidate.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

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what do you call a disabled black man getting beat up? an unfortunate human

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What is black and red? Something that is black and red.

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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Steve buys 60 watermelons.. What does he have? A lot of watermelons.

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Your momma's so fat, she died on the operating table during her bypass surgery.

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Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

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What do you call women playing the sport of lacrosse? I dont think it matters because Women's Lacrosse isn't a sport.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

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Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

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a man i knew who was a real jerk was about to drive home drunk. i was trying to stop him, but then he punched me in the face. i let him through. he died that night. i texted him all the way

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You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

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say yes will u remember me in a year?yes will u remember me in a month? yes will u remember me in a week?yes will u remember me in a minute?yes will u remember me in a second?yes knock knock whos there u said u will remember me u dick

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

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Why couldn't the young pirate get in to the movie? Because he wasn't old enough.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

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yo momma so stupid she should probably be taken to a specialist as she may have a learning disability.

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Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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