Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

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what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

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a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

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Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

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Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

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If file gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

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two men walked into a bar the last one ducked

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

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Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

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What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

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Before Marriage: Boy: Ah at last. I can hardly wait. Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: No don't even think about it. Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Of Course. Always have and always will. Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: Never. Why are you even asking? Girl: Will you kiss me? Boy: Every chance I get. Girl: Will you hit me? Boy: Hell no. Are you crazy? Girl: Can I trust you? Boy: Yes. Girl: Darling! After Marriage: (Read from bottom to top)

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roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

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Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

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What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

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It was Valentines Day today, I thought I should get her something... I brought flowers to her grave.

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What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

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when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

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What do you call a prison inmate with no arms or legs? John. That's his name.

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a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

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Anti Joke

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