You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They have a lengthy discussion regarding the hardships their people have suffered throughout history. Eventually, the subject changes to which coffee franchise has the best blend. A clear, concise decision is never reached. They then are asked to leave the bar, as they have not ordered any drinks and the bar is for paying customers only.

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A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

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You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

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What do you call a piece grass just mowed. A black person.

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Nothing it is a sentient object and doesn't have the capability to talk

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How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

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A blonde, a brunnette, and a red head all jump from the top of a building. They all land at the same time because of Newton's 3rd Law

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What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

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"Hey guys lets have a standing obviation." No one else stands....

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Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a question.

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Your mother is so fat, that if she had 8 clones of her, they would probably not be able to stand in the elevator together due to the maximum capacity, and safety hazard.

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How many athiests does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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whats softer than a furry blanket an indian

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whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

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What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

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What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

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What did the dancing amphibious landing craft say to the carrot faced caterpillar? wanna get in its cold

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What did the compliemantry peanuts say to the man? "Nice tie."

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Do you know what's funny? 9/11

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Suppose an American, an Indian, a dinosaur, and a leprechaun are on a plane together. Which one would be the first to chug a 7 pound bottle of coke? The situation is too unlikely, with the odds of it occurring being less than 1%, therefore the question cannot be answered accurately.

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Duke: Hi Sally: Hello Duke: Nice weather huh? Sally: I couldn't tell ya duke, I'm not a meteorologist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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