what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

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why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

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Queens Park rangers

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Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

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What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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Microsoft Windows

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Why did the wiener dog fight the cock. Because it was a cock-fight.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

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Why did robin get in the batmobile? Batman told him to

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

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What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

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Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

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Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

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Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

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Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

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Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

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What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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