- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

what do you get when you use heroin aids.

What did the furnace say to the Jew? Nothing, as it is an inanimate object and cannot communicate.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

Knock Knock Who's there? The holocaust

nick ya honkin of b.o m8

What did the frog say when he heard his family was dead? "ribbit"

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

yo yo yo Niggaz Lol I really didn't have a joke but I REAAALLLLLYYY wants to gets #1 joke so PLEASE like this

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why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Evolutionarily destined to be eaten by a predator such as a wolf or coyote, barring haing a defense mechanism that allows it to fend off such attacks.

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

theres a fat guy

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

An elephant walks into a bar. He nearly levels the entire structure as he forced his way through the front door.

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

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