Yo mama's so fat, she weighs 283 pounds.

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Kathy Griffin.

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Why was the boy crying last night? - a clown raped him

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Your mom is like a tire iron: she's a whore

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Why did the man buy fruits at the store? Because they were available, on sale, and the man was hungry, so he wanted to eat fruit at that time, he then got into his car, but thought to himself first, "I should unlock my car so I can open the door," so he does so, and sits in the drivers seat eating his fruit, he drives off to his home, arrives safely, and greets his family as he enters the house, then they sit down, eat dinner, and go to sleep, the next day, the man goes to the store, and buys vegetables

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A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

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How can a chicken be dirty? It can be covered in dirt!

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Why was Jerry Sanduski at K-Mart? He heard boys pants were half off!

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what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

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You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

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democracy

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Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

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Your mother is so overweight that she decided to have liposuction and then proceeded to live a wonderful life.

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Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

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A man walked into a bar 2 hours later he died from drinking and driving

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a swingset? No I didn't. Ya it was actually really nice.

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Aodhan Hearty

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knock knock whos there? your mother your mother who? ...........what?

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What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

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What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

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Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

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What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Your definitely a virgin, too bad your mom isn't too.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Well I dont think that has happened to anyone ever so I guess nothings worse.

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