Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

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rose's are red, bananas are yellow, yo mama's so fat she jiggles like jello

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Do you know what does Wikipedia says about Elton John ? It says that Sir Elton Hercules John, CBE (born Reginald Kenneth Dwight; 25 March 1947) is an English singer-songwriter, composer and pianist. He has worked with his songwriting partner Bernie Taupin since 1967; they have collaborated on more than 30 albums to date.

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knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

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What did the Black guy, the Asian, and the White guy have in common? they were all brutally murdered.

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kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

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My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

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there was a blonde and abrunette and they both jumped off a bridge . who hit the bottom first? the brunette beacuase when the blonde was halfway down she had to walk back up and ask for directions

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A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

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What animal has four legs and one hand? Happy rottweiler

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What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

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What's funner than a barrel of monkeys ? Not the Holocaust .

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your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

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What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

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1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

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A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

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How do you put 4 elephants inside a Volkswagen? You'd have to the change the interior design of the car and probably cut most of the roof. How do you put a Giraffe inside a Volkswagen? You ask her nicely to squeeze in between the four elephants...

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You have 5 $1 dollar bills. Your mom rapes you and you still have 1 $5 dollar bill.

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Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

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Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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