A: you have a strong arm. B: yea i work ou- A: you can master bate a whale.

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how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

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Three men are in prison and comparing crimes. The first says that he got three years and he never robbed that store. The second says he served six years and he never hit that lady. The third said he got life, and he killed every child in that orphanage.

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A man walks into a bar.... no wait! It's a horse! A man walks into a horse...

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm colorblind.

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Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

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Your mom is so fat that she is at risk for type two diabetes.

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Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

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Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings,whats worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust?.. 3 bee stings

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What's the difference between your garage and mine? A pile of dead babies.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

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why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

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what little black and can make a woman scream a womans dead roting baby

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

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Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

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A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

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how do you make old people hate eachother? put them in a night time psychology class

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What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

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you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! *stare*

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There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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