A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. Why? A. To get to the other side. A. Knock, Knock. B. Who's there? A. The chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing-set? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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where was the heart of ocean found. madelain mcanns urn

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What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

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Why didn't the little boy hear the ice cream truck? He was deaf.

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Women's Rights

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if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

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When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

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How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

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How many Jews did Hitler kill during the Holocaust? Too many.

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Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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what is similar between a turtle losing its shell, and a man selling his chlothes and house? they are now both naked and homeless

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What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose fell on your head." ..."MMMBBWWAAAAAGGGHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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finding nemo didnt make sense how could a shark go on a no fish diet

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chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

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what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

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What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

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Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

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How do you get 100 midgets into a mini? You have to manufacture a mini big enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It won't be street legal, but at least your problem with fitting the midgets in the mini is solved.

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What Do you call two black guys on a bike? A two person bike

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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