Q: Do you know what Lady Gaga make for his birthday? A: A party

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roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

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Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

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It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

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what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

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Why didn't Sally make it to school on time? She got savagely beaten and raped.

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Chad Wolbert is retarded.

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

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What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

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what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

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Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

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Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

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okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

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What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

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What black and white and red all over? A panther I was lying about the red and white.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

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Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

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What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

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if life hands u melons, make melonade.

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i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

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