What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

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helen keller's dad put a plunger in the toilet and left it there. helen then went to use the bathroom....

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Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

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How do you make a baby fly? Hit it's mother in the stomach.

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Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

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What did one cannibal set to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

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roses are red, violets are blue, niggers are black and so is my poo

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What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

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What's 1+1? Window! Just kidding it's 2.

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why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

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Joe: Will you remember me tomorrow? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next week? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next month? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next year? Mack: Yes Joe: Knock knock Mack: Who's there? Joe: See you forgot me already! Mack: No I didn't Joe, I thought you were going to tell me a knock knock joke. :/

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Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

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what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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Why did the boy cry when he sat on Santa's lap? Because Santa's boner reminded him of his pedophiliac step-father.

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What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

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drew edminstin is a rat

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A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

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What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

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