What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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who just made fun of katie matt

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How many Jew can you fit in a car? As many as the car seats comfortably.

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What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

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The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

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Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

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why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Why did the whale cross the ocean? To reproduce as a way of life.

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do you know what's so funny? yup

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What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

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How old is your mom? Old.

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What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

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What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

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A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

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What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

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Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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