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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH goes crazy and shoots himself

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

Knock, Knock Whos there? Docter Docter who? Yes its me, Craig Who your docter, I have the test results back Im afriad its positive,you've only got a few months left

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

Knock knock Who's there? You Whoa...

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

Q what r u eating under there? Aunderwear ewww thats nasty

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