Yeah, so I was partially right when I assumed that you joined the feds in order to make sure the past would not repeat itself huh? The underground society never broke a simple rule, a single law, it simple grew from a bunch of dopeheads, to people capable of creating nuclear weapons... Just a matter of speaking of course.

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What worse than being shot? Waking up and finding a penis in your mouth.

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Why did the black man say "I been done did that?" He was speaking ebonics.

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What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm asking, really... ..come on, someone has to know...

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Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

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How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

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Knock Knock Who's there? its the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol

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How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

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What do you call a Mexican mixed with a platypus? a pineapple

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Yo mammals so stupid, she's got AIDS!

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Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

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You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

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Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

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knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

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i like my women like i like my coffee without a penis

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Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

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