sky's sty

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One day a man walked into a wall

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

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knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

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What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

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How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

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Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

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A man with Tourette's syndrome walks into a bar. Because of his disease, he shouts unexpected profanities across the room, and everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the humiliation anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom, pulls out a gun, and points it at his head. His wife walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and he notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to make. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. Shocked and afraid, he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentenced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man still suffers from Tourette's and cannot control his ticks and rots in jail. He continues to scream random obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

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Roses are red Violets are blue I regurgitate doorknobs

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What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

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Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

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If Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and Charlie Sheen were in a room together and you had a gun with two bullets, who would you shoot? Well Hitler and Bin Laden are already dead, and Charlie probably wouldn't die. Plus, I honestly don't think I could bring myself to shoot someone.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

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two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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So a little girl walks into a bar.. and gets kicked out for being underaged.

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What's the difference between erotica and kink? Erotica involves simple arousal; kink usually has an added element of masochism.

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What did a fireman say to his wife right after they got ran over by a stampede of bulls? nothing.... they were dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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