how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

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Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

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Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

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What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

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"You know what my motto in life is?" "No" "Oh, that's a shame."

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What do an eagle and a gopher have in common? They can both fly, except for the gopher

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How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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A man and his friend are talking. The man says, "You know what's funny? Sometimes you mean to say one thing and you say a completely different thing. Like the other day I wanted to buy a ticket to pittsburgh, but the lady I was buying it from had very large breasts, so I accidentally said 'Can I have a picket to titsburgh?'" And the other guy says, "Yeah, man, it's really funny you say that, the other day I meant to ask my wife to pass the salt, and I said 'you whore, you ruined my life'"

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In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

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cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

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Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

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why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

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What did the kid with no brain get for his birthday? Nothing because nobody thought that he would do anything with the toys because he couldn't think of what to do with them.

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Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

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How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

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What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

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How did the Jewish husband and wife stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

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Hey girl, the word of the day is "legs". So let's go home and research the origin of the term and possibly conduct other etymological studies.

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A guy walks in to a bar, waving a gun around. He acidentally shoots himself in the foot He died from the bloodloss.

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Fuzzy Whuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Whuzzy has no hair. Fuzzy Whuzzy has Cancer.

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What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

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