how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people up*. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

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Whats black, white and dusty? A nuns fan-y because it never gets used

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I like apples. So does Mr. Johnson from the local fruit stand.

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2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

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A depressed gay illegal immigrant walks into a bar and the bartender asks why he's sad. The man replies "I'm the most unwanted man in America."

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How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

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Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

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knock knock Come in.

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A pedophile walks into a daycare

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

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Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

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How many monkeys can play COD at once? It depends on how many controllers you have.

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

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What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

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noah is a scrub jungle

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What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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