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The Holocaust.

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anti jokes are for fags

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Why was the baker rich? Because he had a lot of money

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Roses are Violets, Violets are Roses, I am a dumb ass, The Hobbit.

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What did Mambo say to Jumbo? Nothing. Because they weren't friends.

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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Anti-joke.

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There was a black man and a mexican woman at a bar. The women says, "Why are all racial jokes about men?" The black man replies, "Because it is believed by some that males are superior to women." The woman went to go order a book from amazon.

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So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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Ouch.

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Rylan Clark

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Knock Knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who?

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What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

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Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is plastic and dangerous to children. The other holds groceries.

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When life gives you melons, youre probably dyslexic.

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Why do penguins wash their clothes in tide? They don't. As artic-dwelling birds, they don't have access TV or magazines and as such, are impervious to influences via commercials and written advertisements. Also, obvious tuxedo jokes aside, they don't really wear clothes.

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So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

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Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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Two unemployed Irishmen are out looking for work when they pass a lumberyard. There's a sign outside that said "Tree Fellers Wanted". Sean turns to Patrick and says " What a curious way to write that sign. Surely the term is lumberjack?" "Yes," says Patrick "but what with the current economic situation here in Ireland, I say we get in there, apply for the jobs and hope that our lack of experience is overlooked." "Okay." Says Sean. "And let's not mention the whole sign thing." "No."

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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