what kind of animals marriage is high? snails because It has home and car.

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what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

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Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

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how did the monkey fall out of the tree he was stupid how did the monkey get a black eye he was hit by a bus how did the monkey end up in the sewer he got hit by another bus

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this is the part where we na na na na every good song needs a na na na na wake up at night screaming na na na na my grandmothers nickname is nana

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Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

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? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

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What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? Molest them.

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Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

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What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

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why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

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Okay, after this one then...

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

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What's big, red, has green and puple spots and responds to "here boy"? Nothing, not to my knowledge anyway!

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Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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Your mother is so fat. But I'm fine with it.

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What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a convicted rapist.

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If Michelle rides her bike at 15 mph for 20 minutes and Erik rides his bike at 20 mph for 12 minutes, why is Michelle not in the kitchen?

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