Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

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Knock knock Who's there? Yo mamma Nobody's home, go away mom

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

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im a willy bum bum

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Stewie: MOM! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! Lois: WHAT!!! Stewie: Hi, hehehehehehe. Family Guy -Louis

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

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Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

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C.U.M. on guys, gay jokes arent funny

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

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Why did the kid cry? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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What can you conclude about a black man in a mercedes? He has crack and car insurance.

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Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

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What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

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Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

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Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob Who? Bob the human.........

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What was Helen Keller book called Bsnshsiengwkaisg

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I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

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A chicken crossed the road.

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Q: How does Lady Gaga like her meat? A: Exactly what her preference is.

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What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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