Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

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whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

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Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

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A gentleman walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What can I get for you?" The gentleman replys that he would like a beer. After the bartender fulfils the gentleman's order, the gentleman drinks his beer and enjoys it.

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What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

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What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

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Q:What did the hillbilly say when he lost his tractor? A: Where is my tractor

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rape that shit

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Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? Obama is the president and a drug-dealer has lost his life to the awful streets.

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What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

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Xzibit

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

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Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

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Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

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You're on fire.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

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why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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