- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

A:Your so fat that you take up the hole room B:If i am fat,Then i can crush you down thin head!

Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

() () () () () () () ------ __________ yo can go %$*# yourself =~~ 0

How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You man the guns, i'll drive."

whats pale and white your ass.

Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

I like pancakes. I like pancakes. We have no pancakes

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

Q. why can't hellen keller drive? A. because she is dead

What do you call a guy and two girls are at the bottom of the ocean? A guy and two girls at the bottom of the ocean.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people. But it's really not. You always have to explain it to them.

wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

Omg you bought a Prius? Children in Africa are starving and could have used that money to buy food.

A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

If Apple made a house, would it have Windows?

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

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