Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

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roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

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what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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How many shots do you have to take to start feeling light-headed? Ask JFK.

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How do you fit three gay men on a stool? You don't, that would be very uncomfortable.

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Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

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How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

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How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

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Scott Gomez

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

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A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

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Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

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knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

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why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

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Jasper sucks.

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Title IX

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What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

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Then none of us want to be right.

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Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

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A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

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knock knock who's there doctor doctor who No

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