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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

What do you call a mexican doing drugs? An average pablo

Q:what has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A:a pool table

on a scale from a banana to a pound coin - how much do you like the works of antonio vivaldi?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

I once saw a small Italian man wearing trainers with a smart suit. He looked like an idiot, but I considered the option that he may not have had any money left after buying the suit to buy shoes. Exercising diplomacy, I left him be and enjoyed a nice meal with he and his trainers.

I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

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Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

SHE GOT A BIG BOOTY SO I CALL HER by her real name because she is a woman and worthy of my respect.

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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