What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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Q: You know what you should add to your recipe? A: No, not really. Tell me. Q: What? Are you expecting an answer now? Why don't you just shoot me, huh?! Pee on my clothes and set them on fire! You racist son of an **orange**.... It certainly tastes better with oranges.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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wanna here a good joke? me too.

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What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

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What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheelchair

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What's green and has wheels? A frog in a wheelchair

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Fruitcake

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Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

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Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

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What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

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Me: Want to hear a funny joke? Person: What? Me: Women's Right.

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why did the little girl get her hair cut? she has cancer.

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What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

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what tall and looks like a jew?

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A black man is a human, with feelings, living cells and a loving and devoted family, while a park bench is made from wood and metal and used purely for people to sit on. In parks.

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What is not a car park? Clash of clans

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An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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Knock knock Who's there No one We are all on the computer

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A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is a escaped mental patient that thinks 6 betrayed him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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