When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

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how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

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A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

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Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

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Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

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A duck walks into a restraunt and sit's down at it's table. The waiter asks what the duck would like to eat. The duck says "I'd like a tasty, healthy meal that will help me lose weight." The waiter says "How about the rocket salad?" So, the duck orders a rocket salad, eat's it, pays his bill, and leaves.

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Type 2 diabetics

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Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

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Where do astronaut cows go? Nowhere. There's no such thing as an astronaut cow.

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why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

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hi hi strager danger

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how do you make a plummer cry? you kill his family

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What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

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Q: What's worse than your parents dying in a car crash? A: You were in the backseat and saw your mother plead your father to slit her throat witht he broken glass because her legs were brushed and a windshield wiper was shoved in her kidney. As you stared on in pure horror, your father did as she asked with much contemplation. An ambulance arrives moments later. In the hospital, you tell your dad that you hate him for killing mom. You run away and he dies overnight due to heart failure. Yo suffered paralysis and now and are confined to a wheelchair for the rest of your natural life and are sent away to a born-again foster care home where you are never adopted.

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What did one Black college student say to another? What is your major?

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Can you see this brett? Connor

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Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

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how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

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What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

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Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? If the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are because there are no replacement light bulbs, the don't have transportation, and the nearest store is 10 miles away. In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

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Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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