why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

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whats brown and sticky? A stick

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

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Did you hear about the man who fell out of an aeroplane at 2000 feet? He was taking part in a charity skydive to raise money for his dying brother, a chronic sufferer of cystic fibrosis.

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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knok knok whos there know one cares your gay

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What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

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What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

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roses are head mydick is blue i live in somolia and i killed all the jews

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how to turn invisable. eat yourself

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Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

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What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

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Q: What's the difference between a grasshopper and pencil? A: Lots

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What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

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What do people say? words.

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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A man walks into a bar and sees that the pianist is just twelve inches tall. He asks the bartender, ''How come you have a 12-inch pianist?'' The bartender replies, ''We have a genie in the back room. He'll answer all your wishes, but be careful, because he has a little trouble hearing.'' The man walks into the back room and asks the genie for a million bucks. The genie then gives him a million ducks. The man comes out and tells the bartender that the genie misheard his wish. The bartender says, ''Come on, now! Do you really think I asked for a 12-inch pianist?!''

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Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

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A horse walks into a bar... The bartender is amazed at the fact that an animal that possesses neither the mental nor the physical abilities to open doors, still managed to enter the bar without breaking anything.

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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i am predestal

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Nero the guy that killed four Neo Nazi`s desecrating the funeral of one of my late members in Chile with a revolver hidden in one of the 46 hidden pockets on the inside of his trench jacket with lots of folders here, inside whose only side effect is making me look like I spend a lot more time at the gym, later one of them found me, ran towards the police which laughed at him pointed at me and said: That guy with a prosthetic arm? You dont believe me... Excellent! Nero The Avenger

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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