What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

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Q: How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, possibly two if the lightbulb is high up and someone has to hold the ladder.

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whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

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What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

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what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

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Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

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Q: What would you do for a Klondike bar? A: I would make the slightly onerous journey to the local grocery establishment and pay my hard-earned money to procure a dessert which I quite enjoy.

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A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

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Q: what do you call a black guy on the moon A: An astronaut you resist bastard

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Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

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Q: Why does my arm itch? A: I got bit on the arm by a mosquito

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Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

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why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

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Here's a joke for you, my life...

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What do you call a dog that's having a stroke? An emergency animal hospital.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, you're being audited.

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PLEASE LIKE TO DONATE 50 CENTS TO MY CHARIDY .... SAVE THE PENGUINS IN AFRICA -BY LUKE BRANIFF

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

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"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

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Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

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The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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