What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

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i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

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someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

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why were maddie and maddy and rachel and jill all friends? we all enjoy pizza

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When life gives you lemons, thank life for its generosity.

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What's funnier than 24? 9/11

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why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

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is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

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Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

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Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

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When Santa got stuck up the chimney he began to shout.. But he didn't shout for long as he soon succumbed to the toxic smoke and died of carbon monoxide poisoning

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how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

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Why didn't little Timmy get anything for Christmas? He was an orphan living on the streets.

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When life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians.

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what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

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Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

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Q: How many banana peels does it take to run down the street, true or false? A: Telephone poles don't have doors.

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a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

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What is a life without options.... an optionless life

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A black guy pulls into a KFC drive thru and orders some chicken. The cashier tells him that they are out of chicken, so the black goes to McDonald's instead.

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What's black and white and red all over? A nazi flag

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why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

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What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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