What do you call a man without any money? Broke.

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

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Boss: Do you know what lazy means? Employer: Yes, adopting a child.

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

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Your mama's so fat she can't have children.

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Why couldn't Billy drive? He had no arms. Why did he have no arms? Thalidomide.

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Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. Any more than that and they would just be getting in each others way.

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Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

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The white supremisist woman with anxiety dialed the suicied help hot line. The operator that answered was clearly African-American. She then hung up the phone and continued to call back and try again.

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What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

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What did the college student say after he failed his test? He didn't say anything, he was a mute.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Ben Dover Come in

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A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

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how many jews can you fit in a buick? six if you squeeze 4 in the back

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What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

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What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

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CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

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why did the window washer lose his job. because he fell off and died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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