"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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There was a man who had a camel, but one day he lost his camel. He wanted to go and look for it but he couldnt because he had to go to work. So the next morning he went to look for his camel. He went over the road and saw a gate, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate and saw a forest, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest and saw a hill,but he couldnt go down the hill because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill and saw a river,but he couldnt go over the river because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river and saw a house, but he couldnt go to the house because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house and saw a door, but he couldnt knock on the door because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, and saw a man, but he couldnt speak to the man because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", but the man couldnt respond because he had to go to work The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", and the man said, "no"

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Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because its a horse and cant speak or understand english and gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables and stools.

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Knock knock *I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door* He's probably masturbating. *Who's there?* The other guy left. The end.

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? I'm sleeping with your wife

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what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

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A bass player walks past a bar.......... "hey, it could happen"...

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April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

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why does Chuck Norris never get wet in the rain? Because he has a very serviceable umbrella

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"Knock Knock" "Come in"

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

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KOOKABURRA

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

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The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

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What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

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