What has feathers, and is known to fly? A bird

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Q. Why did the friend say to the other friend "Your soo gay!" A. Because he was gay..

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what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

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tomorrows international kill and orphan day, how meany of the sad bastard's you plan on baking into dough?

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I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

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I'm a lion hear my threat **** you ***** and then go **** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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what do obama and terrorist have in common -they are both human

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What did andy say when he went down on burger nips? Welcome to the jungle

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Here's a joke for u Hahaha suck on it I wasnt going to make u laugh o yea ur mom died

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Why did the aeroplane engine fallon the house? Because of Donnie Darko

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravitational force acted upon the monkey who was not holding on to any branch.

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

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Q. What is worse than being British???? A. Not being British

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Three peasants were brought in front of the King to be rewarded for their assistance during a drought. The King told them that they could each request one thing from him that he could provide. The first man asked to be rich, so the King ordered his guards to fetch a large sack that was filled to the brim with gems and gold pieces. The man thanked the King and left his palace joyfully. The second man asked for a larger house so the King gave him access to one of his many castles. He hurriedly left, eager to try out his new home for size. The third man asked for a cat so the King gave him a cat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left his fence open and the chicken happened to cross a road.

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Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

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Q: What Did Alakazam Use To Listen Gangnam Style? A: He Used Psybeam.

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What would Walt Disney be if he were still alive today? Still anti-semetic

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What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

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One day a horse goes to a bakery store and asks the shopkeeper for a fresh loaf of bread. Surprised at the request the shopkeeper asked - White bread or whole wheat? To which the horse replied - Makes no difference cause i rode my bicycle to work yesterday.

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What did Anne Frank do this weekend? Nothing. she died in the holocaust.

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