How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

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What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

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I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

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what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

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I couldn't afford a hair cut... So i contracted cancer.

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"Hey want to hear the best knock-knock joke ever." "Sure." "Ok you start." "Knock-knock." "Whos there?" "..........."

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A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

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I remember this one time... I was sleeping... And all of a sudden... I woke up... Yeah.

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Hollywood presents: "HELP US MARIO! THE WORLD IS BEING OVERWHELMED BY KOOPA AND HIS FORCES OF TURTLES!" "What the hell do you want me to do? I am a damn plumber, squish them? Besides they are just turtles" "Oh yeah..." Steven Spielberg: Get bay on this script, at least its much better than the first one.

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How many people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, more people would just make it harder.

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Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

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Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

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Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

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what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

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What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

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Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

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give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Getting killed in a plane crash.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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