Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Assuming the fact that these children are in fact deceased, it would be highly inprobable that they could perform any task. Or that they would need to see any light at all, since the point of that dark room is to keep them concealed.

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Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

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Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

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An boy with ADHD walks into a

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When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

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Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

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A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

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So 2 guys are curious if there is baseball I heaven... So they say when either of them dies they have to come back as a spirit and tell the other man if there is baseball in heaven One of the guys dies and comes back as a spirit... He comes to the other man and says... I've got some good news and some bad news The man says what's the the good news? The spirit says the good news is there is baseball in heaven So the man says what's the bad news?? The spirit says... Your pitching Tuesday night!

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Two farmers are sitting in a cold field. One asks, "Cold day, isn't it?" The other farmer doesn't respond as he has been frozen to death and because of his death, he is unable to respond.

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Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

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pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

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What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

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What's better than sex? Nothing

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A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

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who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

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What did Jesus say last before being nailed to the cross? I don't know, It never happened. ...Why did he say that? He didn't, it's not real.

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Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

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How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

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How did Chinese people get their names? They throw their pots and pans down the stairs. It says, "CHING CHANG CHONG!!!"

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what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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