- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

Why was it true for sure? It was on wikipedia.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

Q:Why did suzie fall off the swing A:She had no arms

A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

You can buy me a rose, and if I love roses, that rose would make me happy, you can buy me a large house by the ocean, but if I do not like big empty spaces and dislike the sea, it would make me sad. I am no longer sure what would make me happy, so no.

How did the asian find his family? He didn't because they all look the same.

why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

Tell somebody that someone told you they look like an owl. When they say "Who?" laugh in their face

mmm i love marble bumhole

Why did the boy drop his vannlai ice cream?because Vannlia ice came.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm dying of AIDS so I guess I'm feeling a little sorry for myself"

roses are red violets are blue no seriously they are

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Houlocaust. What's worse than the Houlocaust? Nothing, the Haulocaust was one of the most horrible instances of inhumanity in recorded history.

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

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