Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

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Girl: I wrote a poem. Boy: Let's hear it! Girl: I like you, thats a start. You don't, so we are growing apart. In my heart there's a little tear, its funny to see how much you care. I hate the way you played my heart. You never finish what you start. Boy: Cool. Whose is for? Girl: You... Boy: Wow ummm, I have to go to......................yeah bye.

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breasts

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

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Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

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Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

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What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

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Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? A severely beaten and bruised man who was found un conscience and robbed in a dark parking lot behind Dennys at 2 o'clock in the morning.

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Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Who is your daddy And what does he do?

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A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

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What has 4 eyes and can't see. Blind siamese twins!

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Nice story but I wish it would have had a good point like... A moral? Moral: Need a light?

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There are two types of people in this world: Those who can finish lists. and

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two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the avoid the nuclear bomb at hiroshima

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text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

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Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

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Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

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what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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