What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

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What do you call a black guy that feeds children? A waiter

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How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

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What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

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Knock, Knock Who is there? Yo Yo who? *the man ran away and was never seen again, because he had nowhere to stay*

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people, and are a nation and ethnoreligious group originating in the Israelites or Hebrews of the Ancient Near East. A pizza on the other hand is an Italian dish made up of cheese, bread sauces and multiple toppings.

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i like men but im not gay

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What's the similiarity between a black person and a bicycle? They both work best with chains.

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How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

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Zach Barlow

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What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

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An English man a Scotts man and an Irish man buy a helicopter between them,they go to pick it up after paying for it and realise that non of them can fly it. so they get a refund and go to the pub.

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Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

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There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

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What do you call a black man on a bike? Environmentally friendly.

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There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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I'm tired of your blind jokes, I just don't see the humor in them........

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Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

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The white guy did it!

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