taking out the trash... at night

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Your mom is so ugly that she was mercilessly bullied throughout high school which led to severe depression and low self-esteem, however she went to college, got a career, found a man who loved her for who she is, not how she looks, and raised a family happily ever after.

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Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

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what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

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A blind man walks into the door of a bar

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A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

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lol a man is drowning

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The only thing worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke is finding a REAL joke on Anti-Joke

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What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

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Bark I'm a tree

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a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman walk into a bar. they all wish me happy birthday bearing gifts. except there's no rabbi. or priest. or shaman. I'm not in a bar. I'm in my room. alone. i spent most of my birthdays that way.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

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69

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Q: If Elvis was alive today, what would he crave the most? A: Brains. Moral: BRAAAAAAAAAAAINS!

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What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

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What's worse than being raped? Not a whole lot-- rape is a very serious mental and emotional strain that will stick with a person for the remainder of their life.

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Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

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Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

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What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

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What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

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Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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