Why are white people white? I don't know

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A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

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What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

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a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

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Q:How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A:Just Juan.

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i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

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How do you stop a black man from spitting? People of all races and colours are quite within their right to spit on their own property whenever they wish. However if anyone spits on or near you, you could report him to the police, but don't expect to be taken seriously.

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An Asian person drove home safely.

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bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash and the other one is a watermelon.

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Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

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Stranger: Greetings. House-owner: No, you were supposed to say, "Knock, Knock". Stranger: Fine. Knock, knock... House-owner: Nobody's home. Stranger: These quirks are really getting on my nerve. Silly antics only serve to frustrate me. Oh, the irony!

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what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

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i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

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Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

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The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

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There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

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Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

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this is an anti joke THIS IS NOT A JOKE O:

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Why did the monkey follow the tree? Because it was dead.

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What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

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Poop

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