POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

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Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

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A man walks into a bar. He sees his wife with another man. That man is his brother.

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whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.

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Q: What do you do when you see a half dead black guy on your front lawn? A: Call the ambulance because he is dying

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He actaully never did. He only made it half way before a cop issued him with an infringement notice for jaywalking.

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How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

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Roses are violets red is blue i like lizards they have fur

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A man said to another man," you are so stupid you climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side." The second man said," well you were on this side of the wall and I'm going to kick your ass." The second man had been drinking that night.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

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Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

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yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

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How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

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A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

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How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

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So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

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Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

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What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

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Anti Joke

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