knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

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What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Nothing... (The game.)

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

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penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

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Jesse gets so many ladies

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Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

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Why did billy fall off the sea-saw Because he got kicked in the throat

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What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

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Q: Why doesn't the young lady speak very much? A: Because she's a whore

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

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Take my wife- to the store.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get back before curfew.

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The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

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What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

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how many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? usually one but depending on the severity of the patients' case the lightbulb will be changed by a person who is willing to offer their assistance as to prevent any form of accident taking place.

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Why did little Jonny drop his ice cream? He was his by a bus? Why did the Kuala fall out the tree? Because it died.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

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Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

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A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

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what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

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Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

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Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

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