Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

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What happened when john pelted susie with a rock? she had a temporary concusion, needed eight stitches and John was grounded

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Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

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You know your in deep shit when you hit somebody in the head with a 2 by 4 and they dont go down.

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A black man and a mexican jump from a tree. Who hits the ground first? The mexican. The black man had a rope tied around his neck.

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What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Victor. Victor who? Victor Secret, the gay door to door lingerie salesman. Can i interest you in a plastic cup holder?

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what's green and has wheels? grass, i lied about the wheels.

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Why didn't Timmy have a girlfriend ??? Because he's a Fruit bowl !

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FRED CLEAN YOUR ROOM! Ok mom, I'm done "Nothing is cleaned" Well.. I tried

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah...

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Why was the cook arrested? Tax evasion.

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Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

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what do you call an astrounaut in space? an astrounaut you racist bastard

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ever tried african food? they neither

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Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

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A christian, a Muslim, and a Jew walked into a bar... Then the Muslim shoots the Jew and blows himself up.

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Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

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A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

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What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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