What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

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Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

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What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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2+2= 478

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my hand is a DOLPHIN!

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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Whats black and has no ring? LeBron James

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A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

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Tim and Eric

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Yo mama's so fat she has diabetes.

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roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you wh*re

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what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

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I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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What's the same between a mole and an eagle? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

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What do you call a black man with a job? An employee

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How do you put a bananna in a mini-van? Walk up to the mini-van and stick it in the backseat.

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how do u piss of a polish man? rape his girlfriend

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How did the fat woman survive the car accident? She had on her seat belt.

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Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

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