How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

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did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

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....ZZzzzzz.....ZZzzzzz.....

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Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

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what did little billy say to susie? "why, hello susie."

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Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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yo mamma's so fat, she decided to go on a diet

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Question :how many does an episode of Power Rangers show the power rangers face answer I'm not that big with power rangers.

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A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

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OGC - tilt your head

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Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

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Anti Joke

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