if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Actually it couldn't even walk because of all the hormones they injected into it in order to genetically enhance it's size and flavor.

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What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

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What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

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You see that dog over there with no tail? You know what that means, don't you? What? Someone cut it off.

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What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

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how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

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A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

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Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

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What do you call a white guy with a taller black woman? A man in a deeply committed relationship.

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Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

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Like a bit of a cozy fight or something.

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Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

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If you were a pie I'd eat you

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What number comes after 29? 30.

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

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Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

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What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

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People with cancer.

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Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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