Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

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Ben Corbishley

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Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

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why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

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who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

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How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off and his body was never recovered. Repeat then handled the funeral planning.

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Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A package, the UPS man is already back in his truck.

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So a gay guy walks in a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind, get out." The gay says he will drink in the corner. Later, a construction worker walks into the bar. He says," Man, I'm so thirsty I could drink the sweat off a cows balls." The gay guy in the corners says," Mooooooooo."

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How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

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Why does an actor enjoy his work so much? Because it’s all play.

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A retarded man waks ito aaa baar

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What was the worst part about the Holocaust? -When it ended

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Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

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Adam ci ?mierdz?cy kutas mi sie ya mam

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I have glasses but cannot see I have feet but cannot walk What am I? A riddle.

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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