Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

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What's red, blue, green, yellow, pink, purple, orange, teal, light green, brown, black and white? Colours, except for black and white, for they are the absence and amalgam of all colours, respectively.

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In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

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You wanna know what sucks about your face? . . Everything.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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Two people on a boat, Pete and Repete. Pete fell off and Repete radioed the Coast Guard, who sadly got there just in time to watch him drown to his death.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

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Guy 1: why are you such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most p***y

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knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

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Whats the difference between football and basketball? Absolutely everything By darragh Hamilton

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Why did the jew go to the doctors? Because he had a severe headache.

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A genie came out of a lamp explain?

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Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber? Lady Gaga has a penis.

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Why did my phone crack? I dropped it.

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Why did the girl cross the road ? Because i was following her.

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There was 2 friends named Shutup and Trouble. They were camping and Trouble got lost in the woods. Shutup called the police. Shutup: Hello, is this 9-1-1 my friend is missing. Police: What is your name sir? Shutup: Shut up Police: What? Shutup: Shut up Police: What did you say? Shutup: I said Shut Up Police: Hey are you looking for TROUBLE? Shutup: Yes! Police: Guess what? We found him, he's safe in the station. We will have a officer come by a drop him off. Have a good day Mr. Shutup Shutup: Thank you

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I'm gay. Great me too.

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Anti Joke

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