What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

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What if the rest of you value something wrong?

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being sober in a bar fight

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Q: Do you know what really makes me smile? A: Facial Muscles.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

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Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

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what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

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Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

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What clicks when its out of lead ? A gun Why was the little black boy crying ? He ran out of that grape drank How do you make a dead baby float ? You take your foot of its head How do you know when your life is over ? When you start watching Twilight What is blue and sticky ? Blue Stick What do you get when you mix a dog and a cat ? Shit

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

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What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

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why was the the taxi cab driver having a bad day? because he wasnt making very much money, didnt get alot of customers, some of which were extremely rude, and his entire family just died.

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why did the girl fall of the swing someone threw a refrigerator at her

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whats the difference between a black man and a terd ? one is a black man the other is a terd

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

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why was the woman out of the kitchen, because she had to have sex with her husband in a bed

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your momma is so fat she has diabetes

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The asian parent's look at their child and say in an angry voice. "Y U NO DOCTOR." The kid was amazed how uneducated they were in english after living in america for 10 years.

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What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

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Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll order The Special, what's wrong with you?

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Greg and Michal once had a fight I lost.

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