What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

How do you confuse a blonde? Speak to her in a nonsensical language of gibberish you have devised without her being able to understand or translate.

What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

Wanna hear a joke? Me to.

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? -Nothing, he doesn't know sign language.

What's your guys names?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

I love Ciara!

Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

The other day I saw this dog. It said woof.

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

What do you call a Nazi in an airplane? Above sea level

how does your hair keep changing lengths? due to my countless hours of grueling sessions in chemotherapy due to what was recently found as a terminal cancer, i wear wigs

If you took all the veins in your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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