What do you call an Arab on an airplane? A passenger.

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Why can't girls count to seventy? Trick question. Clinical research has proven that a fair amount of girls are, in fact, capable of counting from one to seventy using ordinal numbers in the Arabic numeral system.

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Women's sports

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Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

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Knock knock Who's there No one. The house has been vacant for years.

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why is red the first color in the rainbow? I don't know go ask a scientist.

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So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He had a job interview precisely 10 minutes after this event occurred.

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Q: How did Whitney Houston die? A: Who?

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Why did the chicken cross the border? Because he was an immigrant and was afraid of the police.

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womens rights

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What's Brown and Sticky? A stick.

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why is the black man black? because he isnit white

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What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

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How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

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whats brown and sticky? a four week dead uunborn african child...

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Take part of what?

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Where did the watch-dog take the blind man on Saturday afternoon? Wherever the blind man wanted to go

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what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

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1. In 2010, 8.8 million people fell ill with Tuberculosis. 2. Up to 70,000 children died in 2010 due to Tuberculosis. 3. Tuberculosis is the leading killer of people living with HIV with 1.4 million deaths. 4. Death from Tuberculosis has dropped 40% since 1990. 5. No country has ever eliminated Tuberculosis entirely. 6. About 46 million Tuberculosis patients have been successfully treated since 1995. 7. Children under 5 years old rarely get the disease. 8. Edgar Allen Poe’s mother, foster mother, and wife all died of Tuberculosis. 9. It can take up to 12 months to recover from Tuberculosis. 10. People with tuberculosis have symptoms such as cough that “won’t go away”, a cough that brings up blood, a fever lasting longer than 2 weeks, night sweats, fatigue, or noticeable amounts of acute weight loss. 11. Nearly 2 million people die from tuberculosis yearly. 12. Tuberculosis kills 5,000 people daily.

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Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

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Barack Obama

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

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What happend when 1 second past after 7:00 am? It was still 7:00 am.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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