- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The inter- You have cancer

- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

Why was the black man pulled over? He was going 10 miles over the speed limit.

What did a dodo do after his last meal? Become extinct

Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

What's the difference between a plum and a bunny? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

Niki Minaj's ass

What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

yuor momma so fat she has type 2 diabetes

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

your mommas so ugly it is affecting her self esteem!

A terrorist walks into a bomb shop. He soon realizes he's in the wrong shop, leaves and goes on with his day.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sausage is brown, and so is my wife.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What is the best part about football The scoring

Q: what is long hard and full of seamen A: a submarine

What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

How do you get 1000 pokemon on to a bus? Pikachu!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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