who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

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A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

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Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

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ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

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Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

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whats big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? a pool table

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An impolite guy walks into a bar... and doesn't apologize to the bar.

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What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

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what's worse than finding 8 babies in 1 trash can? nuclear warfare

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who is s***ing in my garden?

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what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

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John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

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How did Elmo get his show? Because the kids loved his furry ass and hoped to be on with dorthy

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If the red house is made out of red bricks, the yellow house is made out of yellow bricks, and the blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is the greenhouse made of? Ah, I see what you did there. You are expecting me to follow the sequence based on how each house is made out of bricks the same color as their title. However, I am one step ahead of you and I know that the greenhouse is made out of glass panels. But what if it were made out of green glass panels? Then, I suppose, the sequence could continue naturally yet we still have a problem of units - bricks vs. glass. Quite the dilemma we are facing.

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Knock-knock who's there? interrupting cow interupting cow who? moo.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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What is a cow's favorite drink? Well, I could be wrong and this is just my opinion, but I do not believe that animals experience feelings and, in corollary, favoritism towards anything, particularly regarding basic survival needs, such as hydration.

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roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

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how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

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roses are head mydick is blue i live in somolia and i killed all the jews

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