Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

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roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

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When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a beer, drinks it and walks out.

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I love results day! for every A* I get 30 pounds! everything else I cut myself.

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Why did the 16 year old black kid drop out of high school? He started a successful small business selling mixtapes.

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What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

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whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 encountered 7 in the Vietnam War where he killed 6's brothers, leaving him scarred. 6 has countless nightmares due to the numerous visions that reminisce that situation in great deal. Also, 7 had a big hook on his hand, which was very scary.

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A kid goes to Band Camp and comes back better at the Trumpet.

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Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs? Chris

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

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A white person went to see Think like a Lady by Steve Harvey.

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quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

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(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

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if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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