whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

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The diamond one below is hilarious.

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What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

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What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

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America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

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What do black people and asians have in common? arms

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Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

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You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

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Watch this summer, as General Jack Ryu, attempts to fight his way across the jungle only known as "The streets" as he seeks to save Mary.Bison from the evil clutches of Master Jamie Ken in this epic written trailer! Jack Ryu: So we are brothers? Jamie Ken: No, I am your failed clone! I spontaneously begin burning from me feet and hands! WHHHHHHYYYY WAS I NOT THE CHOOOOOSEN ONE!!!!!! Mary B: Ryu... He is the fifth! THE FIFTH HAS ARRIVED! Jim "Dan" Daniels: Yes certainly, it is well within my scientific genius to create the fifth, yet my former associate Bob Sagat lost an eye in an explosion... CAN JACK RYU SAVE THE WORLD FROM THE MOST DEVASTATING BOMB IN THE UNIVERSE: THE AKUMA BEFORE JAMIE KEN UNLEASHES IT? CAN JACK RYU... FIGHT TROUGH THE STREETS... AND LIVE UP TO THE FIFTH AND SAVE MARY BISON? ALL DEPENDS IF HE CAN CONTROL HIS INNER CHUN LI! STREET FIGHTER V: rEVOLUTION

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how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

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what smells worse then shit Drew White

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What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

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Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

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cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

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what's worse than 24? 6 million.

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what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

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yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

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What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

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what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

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Why couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

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Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

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Anti Joke

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