why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

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why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

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A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

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Charmander is red,Squitle is blue,If you were a pokemon i'd choose you.

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What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

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If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

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What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

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If the blue man lives in the blue house, the red man lives in the red house and the green man lives in the green house, where does the orange man live? In the orange house.

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The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

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Whats the difference between a lemon and an ant? They're both yellow except for the lemon.

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If there are 3 apples, and Johnny takes away 3 of them, how many apples does Johnny have? None, because Johnny got hit by a train.

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Roses are red, Violets are BLACK!

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Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

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what happened to the black guy after he turned off the light? he probably wanted to save energy, so he moved to a different room with natural sunlight as a light resource.

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Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

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So two clowns walk into a bar... . . . . . . . . . . They died

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Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

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Society.

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what do you get when you cross a rhino and a chicken? well, if you're unlucky and too close too the chicken, salmonella if you provoke the rhino, impaled

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A depressed gay teenager goes to his boyfriend’s house. Why and what happens? Shaun was often discriminated against for being homosexual. He always tried to be positive and a good person, but when his parents disowned him, Shaun couldn’t help but feel alone and unloved. Upset, Shaun went to his boyfriend’s house to seek comfort from his lover. Sunny, his boyfriend, immediately told Shaun that he loved him and things will get better for both of them. A year later, Shaun rebuilds his relationship with his old family and they apologize for their lack of understanding. Sunny and Shaun are very close emotionally, and wish to get married. However, they live in Texas, where marriage is outlawed. Shaun’s family agrees to help aid the couple financially in their marriage. They help Sunny and Shaun move to New York City where they had a successful gay marriage and pursued their dreams of becoming a video-game character designer/artist and a professional hop-hop dancer, respectively. They adopt their first child two months later and raise their child positively, and adopt her younger sister five months after that. The two daughters love their two dads and grow up to be a successful NASA scientist and a talented singer, respectively. Sunny and Shaun live a long, happy life together filled with love, happy, and joy. They die peacefully in their nineties.

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I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

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what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

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this is not an anti joke

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