How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

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What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

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Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

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whats worse than finding 10 dead baby's in 1 garbage can... finding 1 dead baby's in 10 garbage can

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Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

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How do you hit a clown off a swing? There are many was of acting upon this situation but the most successful approach would be hitting the clown with a heavy object,

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Are you from Tenessee? I heard you were from there

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how do jews pay for a $1200 Tv. they play $1000.

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"What would Jesus do?" "Form a religion, get nailed to a cross, and become a martyr to millions."

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justin bieber

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A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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What's the difference between a pheromone and a hormone? Hormones are secreted internally and trigger various biochemical pathways that cause certain effects. We all are familiar with the effects of testosterone and estrogen, both on the anatomy, and behaviour of humans. Pheromones are secreted externally, and have an effect on another creature in similar ways. Usually they have to do with attracting sexual partners or changing a sex partners behaviour or body in some way.

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when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

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What do u call a muslim A infection to America

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a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

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LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

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What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he is Jewish

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whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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