- Anti Joke

where are the maternaty clothing in walmart???? The C section

BIM slowly fucks old women in the dark so they think its rape then he slips his hand up there ass and rips out there heart

A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

A Chinese man, a Mexican man, and an American man are all on a plane in-flight when the pilot screams over the intercom, "We are two pounds over weight! The plane is going down unless you all throw off useless things that have no value in your countries!" The Chinese man throws out a pair of chopsticks and an egg roll and says, "I have too many of those in my country." The Mexican does the same with a taco and sombrero, repeating, "I have too many of those in my country." The American looks around his items pondering what things are too common in the USA. He locks his eyes on the Mexican. The other passengers are shocked as the American throws off a hamburger and a football.

Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

How does a black man make an anti joke? www.anti-joke.com/submit

A hot girl walks past a boy and the boy turns around and watches her pass. The girl sees the boy staring and asks with a slight attitude, "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied, "Well, I noticed you walking towards me and I couldn't help but think 'Hmm..she looks familiar. Have I seen her at school? No. Work? No. Somewhere else? Perhaps.' I then concluded that I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at. What are YOU looking at?"

Your mom is so...wonderful.

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

How many people were trampled on Black Friday this year? Not enough.

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Milkman. Milkman who? I've been coming here for 14 years and you don't even know my name? I helped take your mother to the hospital for crying out loud! I held you in my arms as a baby! And you don't even have the decency to remember MY NAME?! I'm sorry I don't live in a house that allows milk and other groceries to be delivered, I'm sorry that I wasn't born into a nice family with a nice home! I'm sorry that I have had to come here EVERY WEEK FOR FOURTEEN YEARS and you can't even remember my NAME! My name! I left my family for christmas one year to go pick up that elmo doll for you when you were a kid! I saved you from that burning treehouse! I helped you with you're 3rd grade science fair project and you won! YOU WON! We took a picture together that i have kept in my wallet. And i proudly say here's me and timmy. ME AND TIMMY! TIMMY! But no...you don't need to know my name. Well good day sir. You shan't see me again.

Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

My wife made me a sandwich

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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