Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

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What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

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Jimmy Saville

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Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

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There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

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What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

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Why did the heroin addict get staff infection? His skin broke open multiple times without proper cleansing.

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Why didn't the Orphan finish his lemonade. His legs got chopped off.

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What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

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I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

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What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

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What's worrying about a middle-eastern man on a plane? The fact you are worrying about it.

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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What do you get when you cross North Korea and the boston marathon? BOMBS! :(

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Bark I'm a tree

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Hi.

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why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

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What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. -sensored-

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What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

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What’s the difference between a frog and a duck? One is a frog and one is a duck.

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why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

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Finally, lets take the fight two the streets shall we, no I am not asking, asking is for pussies: YOU VIOLATED AND KILLED MY FATHER! YES YES WHAT IS IT WITH YOU WOMEN ANYWAYS I VIOLATED YOUR MOTHER TOO, BUT YOU DON`T HEAR HER WHINING ABOUT IT! In fact tell her to stop her sending me nude shots, I prefer it when she sends me those she takes of you in your sleep... Your friendly Neighborhood R*pist Moral Man:The day Moral Man graced your village was the worst day of your life, for me it was fathers day! Literally, do you really think I killed your father? I would never comitt suicide! Now, let us celebrate our reunion with some... "Moral WINcest" Barlog: Yes we would like to see the tapes you made for me banging her mother. two Super Turbo edition hours later: YEEEEEEEEEEES! YEEEEEEEEEEEES!

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Albert <3 Hunter

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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