A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

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what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

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Women's rights.

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Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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2 guys get into a fight over a girl.....the girl walks out

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why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

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knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

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Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

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Dusters blow stuff.

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Why did the Mexican stop mowing the family's lawn? Because he felt it was time for his son to learn some responsibility.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

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69!!! (its funny cause i made a referance to 69)

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

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Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

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Chad Wolbert is retarded.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

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12 niqqa 12.

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Black Poeple

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wanna hear a joke? yes

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Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

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