What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

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Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

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"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

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Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

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Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

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What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

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What is worse than using the toilet and then realising there's no toilet paper? A racially motivated massacre.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

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What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot. You racist bastard.

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Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but i have Alzheimer's. Hey i just met you.

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YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

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What's chris benoit doing? Just hangin in the gym

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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whats a cross between michael jackson and arnold shwarzanegga? Michaelwasanigga

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Why couldn't little Sally fall asleep? She was on fire.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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