- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

Knock Knock The doors already open

What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

Your mom is so fat that it's becoming a serious health concern...

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

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I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

What worse than rain Osama Bin Laden

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

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Rachel not blowing Robert.

What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

Mirror mirror on the wall. Why can't I see?

How can you shed 10 pounds in one day? Get your legs amputed.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

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