How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

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Justin's humor

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A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Doctor B: Doctor who? A: Doctor Johnson, i'm here to check up on you. How's the medication going? B: It's going well thank you, it's working. A: That's very good to hear. Hope you recover soon. B: Thank you!

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Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

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What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

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Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

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Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

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A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

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Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

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what is big and green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A snooker table

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A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

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Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. Martin was a lonely man

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Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

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jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!"

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Why are you late? Sorry, I would have been here sooner, only I wasn't.

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What did the abortion say to the womb? I'm outta here.

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

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Frown is a four letter word.

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Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

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That's as gay as AIDS.

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What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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