Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

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You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 murdered her little sister

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a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

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BTW ANders she is gone, read below, seriously! And your mother is ugly, but she is so kind to me, so ill be nice to her too... Seducing a LONE WIDOW ME 32 years she... 180 and always blushing around me? Thats gonna be hard... No seriously, I kissed her on the cheek the other day, she moaned... And she aint that old... looks like a old 40 year old. ANDERS! AAAANDEERS! CHATTERTON!!! Anyway, tell your mom, that way Ill just need to enter, kill you, and you know... make her feel like she is ... 77 again? Nah she is ahornbag so she must be younger, wont kiss her on those lips though ANDERSSSss because she smokes, the others? Sure, Ill take a pic of her squirting! From the guy that taught you how to make any woman squirt... YOu fucking asshole!

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If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

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what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

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what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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edmond alward. handyman services. call 0858430803.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple, nothing rhymes with purple.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

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Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

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What do silly people in a monastery say? stop munkying around.

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Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side why didnt the chicken cross back? for the first time in his life, Clucky the chicken, felt liberated. his cruel life flashed before his eyes, forcing him to remember all the bad tines he had spent on the McKinley farm. all the eggs stolen from him, watching all his friends being taken for slaughter. it all came back. from the other side of the road, Clucky saw a place he never wanted to go back to, a place he wanted to forget. the day he chose not to cross back was the first real day in Clucky's life.

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