What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

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What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

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What number comes after 29? 30.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

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What did the serial killer eat for breakfast? You.

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My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

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What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

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Steve buys 60 watermelons.. What does he have? A lot of watermelons.

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What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted. You're adopt...wait what?

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Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

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What do a blond and a jar of marmalade have in common? Nothing, they are completely different.

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Why can't helen keller drive? She never got her permit

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What happens if Pinocchio says "My nose is about to grow." Nothing, Pinocchio was a fictional character created by Walt Disney.

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I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

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A guy decides to bring his new blonde girlfriend to a football game. After the game is over, he asks her if she liked the game. She replies: "Oh it was great, I loved watching those men in tight clothes, but there is one thing I don't understand." "What did you not understand?" And the blonde says: "Well, at the begginning of the game, both teams flipped a quarter to see who would kick off first. Then the rest of the game everybody was yelling get the quarter back, get the quarter back, get the quarter back. So I thought to myself, gosh it's just a quarter!"

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why is everyone always picking on ruth? because they just do

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why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

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What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

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727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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