- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

Why can't you fly? Because Chuck Norris said so.

What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

A gay man came out 5 years ago, he also has not heard his farts since... He lost his ears in a boating accident that same year

I'm a raging homosexual.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

A man and his horse walk into a bar, he is told to leave because animals are not allowed on the property

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

knock knock whos there jew jew who JEW YOU

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? - nothing oceans are inanimate objects that are incapable of talking.

Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

A handicapp walks into a bar

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

A Russian who dosen't like vodka

i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

I like Pi. It can make circles.

Why couldn't the black man swim? Both of his legs were just eaten by a shark.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

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