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How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

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There were two blondes going to California for the summer, they are about two hours into the flight and the pilot gets on the intercom and says we just lost an engine but it is all right we have three more but it will take us an hour longer. A half hour later he gets on the intercom again and says we just lost another engine but its all right we have two more it will take us another half hour though. One of the blondes says "If we lose the two last engines we will be up here all day"

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Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

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How do dogs mark their territory? With legal documents.

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What is Colder than a witch's tit? Not much. It was removed for biopsy and kept in the pathology freezer. At absolute zero.

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your face

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What's worse than people reposting the same joke all the time? The holocaust.

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what do you call a rat with wings? an evolutionary masterpiece

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Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

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What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

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how do you drown a blonde? strategically place a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool (or just a regular sticker because, quite honestly, they won't be able to tell the difference as the water fills their lungs)

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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What’s the difference between a frog and a duck? One is a frog and one is a duck.

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How many dead jews can you fit in a hole? Ask hitler.

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whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

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Helena: Can u get me a pencil? Me: Sure. Me: Mr. Brandmeyer can u give me a pencil? Mr. Brandmeyer: Why? Me: I don't know. That's what Helena said.

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1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

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who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

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Why was the boy sick? Because he accidently ate his own feces.

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OSS ARE RED VIOLENTS IS BLUE U BELONG THE ZOO I WILL BE THERE TO BUT LAUGHIN AT U

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How high is the sky? True or False

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Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

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