What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

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What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did Patrick buy an apple? So he can eat it

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

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Why are stand up comedians called stand up comedians? Because they are standing up while telling jokes, dumby.

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what do you call it when justin beiber makes a sex tape with selina gomez? lesbian porn.

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A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

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Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

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How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

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Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

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Whats the best part about being alive? Not getting hit by a bus

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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What's blue paint and smells like red paint? Paints

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One day in Africa there was a family of Americans touring an African village. They were a happily married couple with a four year old son. This day however was a very sad day because a group of elephants came trampling through the village. The couple left there kids inside and went to help control the elephants. however the elephants killed them all with their feet. Now the little boy wandered outside because after all he was just a little boy. He was about to be killed when a baby elephant calmed down his mom, so he saved his life. The baby elephant then took the little boy back to the airport by which the married couple came because elephants are very smart. The boy didnt want to leave his new found friend the baby elephant but the little boy was then sent back and lived with his Uncle. When he was older, he had a child of his own, a little boy. One day he decided to take his son to a circus, that was from Africa. He didnt realize there would be elephants there. This day the elephants got spooked by a mice and started to stomp all around. Then the man realized his son was missing. He looked down to find his son about to be stomped on by this old elephant. Just as the elephant was about to stomp he and the man made eye contact. The man thought noticed the look in that elephants eyes, like he reconized them. He thought mabye, just mabye it was the same elephant he was saved by. Turns out it wasn't and the elephant killed his son.

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

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Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

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If dropped from the same height, which hits the ground first an apple or a baby? the apple because the baby has a rope tied around its neck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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