Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

We just got a letter We just got a letter We just got a letter I wonder who it's from Oh look, it's a letter from our friends If there is a place you got to go I am the one you need to know I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! If there is a place you got to get I can get you there I bet I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map!

thumb_up thumb_down

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

thumb_up thumb_down -13

One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Why wasn't the bat nocturnal? It was dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

thumb_up thumb_down +8

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

im not black, im Joseph Kony

thumb_up thumb_down

A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

thumb_up thumb_down +4

It's only racist if you consider them people.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

TIMMY

thumb_up thumb_down -24

What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Why didn't the boy eat chocolate yesterday Because he was allergic.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

How do wake up Lady Gaga You Poker her face

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops