two nuns were driving in Transylvania when a vampire jumps out in front of their car the first nun said "show it your cross" so the secong got out of the car and yelled Get out of the way you pric!!!!

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When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

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Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? That boy that dropped a perfectly good ice cream cone from a road accident involving a bus due to lack of road safety awareness Oh yeah, and I guess the fact that he probably died or was injured for life is pretty bad too

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In Soviet Russia its very cold

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

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here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

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Waseem is a hard worker.

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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Q: What did the forgetful person say to the other? A:

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A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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One day, a woman was walking down an alleyway at midnight She reached the end of the alley and realised that it was a dead end, as there was a brick wall, so she turned around and headed on back home.

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What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

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Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

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What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

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You know what's funny? You got AIDs

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what did the special ed kid get on his iq test? drool

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i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

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