Why wasn't my T.V. on? Because I didn't have a remote.

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What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

How do you wake up a black man? You stab him in the thigh.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and deaf, so it wold be near impossible for her to do so without seriously injuring herself or another human being.

Soo if ur on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Pickle.

Why did the boy make a horribly unfunny anti joke? He was bored.

what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

A man walks into a bar. ouch.

Me and the wife spent her Birthday in bed, if you know what I mean. We're both severely disabled.

Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

Why was the boy sick? Because he accidently ate his own feces.

Horton Hears... Rape and violence and doesn't do anything about it.

96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

What do you call two black men sitting on the porch? Craig and Smokey

What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

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Do you know what will hurt? Getting hurt.

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None...they can cook in the dark.

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

Q: Why is daddy wrestling mommy? A: Well Jimmy, that is called sexual intercourse. That is how you were created, and many people of all ages engage in this activity every second.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

Anti Joke

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