Why did the man walk into the grocery store? To provide an alibi for his identical twin who was committing 1st degree murder at the time.

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69 is a number not a sex poshion

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What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

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What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

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what do mexicans like most. icecubes

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What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are camping out. After they set up their tent and get inside to go to sleep, they look up at the stars. Holmes asks Watson to make a deduction. "Well, Holmes, I think it's highly probable that other planets outside our own, among those many stars up there, could have sentient life." Holmes points up and says, "Someone stole our tent, you idiot."

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Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

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-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

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Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

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How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

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What do you get when you mix 5 bottles of beer, a bottle of vodka, 3 glasses of red wine, and 15 jello shots? Alcohol poisoning.

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

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Why did the boy get hit by the bus? He didn't check both sides before crossing

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I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

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Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

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Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

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Question : Why did the boy need to change his pants? Answer: During recess, the little boy was running to fast and fell on the ground. Then kid he has been bullying pissed on his leg.

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Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

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What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

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What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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