wanna hear a joke? katie chandler

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Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

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Q. what sucks A. getting robbed loosing your family and then you die by cancer

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Whats wrong Nero? What happened? Please pick up the phone, I am trying to call you, but it just goes from dialing to changing tunes, please do not be upset with me, what did I do wrong? I thought we had an understanding, please just pick up the phone, if you already have my number and all you got nothing to lose...

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Obama.

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How do you kill a Jew? The same way you kill any person. It could be gunshot, strangulation, hanging, poison etc. They are the same as every other human being, so you would kill them just like any other human being.

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how do you warm someone up? you set their house on fire.

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Justin beiber comment if u get it

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

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Why did the girl run over the road? Her buttons rolled to the other side! (From a book called... Al-capone does my shirts) (Natilie)

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A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

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Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

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there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

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69

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman.

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How many cows say moo? All of them

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Why was the man sad? He was molested as a child.

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Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

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What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

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why did the chicken not cross the road? He ran

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Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

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Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

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