whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

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how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

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Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others don't.

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Why couldn't the dog fetch? It's back legs were useless after it got run over.

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Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

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Guess what! what haha u listened to me

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what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling Kill him

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What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

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Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

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Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

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What do all of these jokes have in common? They're not funny. You see, the definition of an anti-joke is a "type of indirect humor that involves the joke-teller delivering something which is deliberately not funny, or lacking in intrinsic meaning. The audience is expecting something humorous, and when this does not happen, the irony itself is of comedic value." As this is a page full of anti-jokes, we know to expect the unfunny - thus robbing us of the experience of an anti-joke.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Marmite.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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What is the saddest thing in a porno? He doesn't really love her.

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What do you do when jews take over your country? Invade Poland.

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what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

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why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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