What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

Why did the black man buy a gun?? He enjoys hunting legally

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What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

A Girl Who was very close to er grandmother got a text from her mom who was very new to texting, she thought lol meant "Lots Of Love" wel it turns out the Girl's Grandmother Passed away Sunday Morning And the Mom sent the text to the girl saying " Your Grandmother Got hit by a truck and died lol" the Girl Killed Herself that night becasue Of her mom, LESSON LEARNED< LEARN HOW TO TEXT.

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What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? With artillery.

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Q: There is an Elf King, King Kong, and Godzilla all on the empire state building. Which one jumps first? A: None, because none of them exist.

What was going through the minds of the Sandy Hook victims? Bullets.

kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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