Why did the first elephant fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? PEER PRESSURE!

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

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Butt poop.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A mormon *slam*

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I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

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Josh brown, Cant have sex, you want to know why...... Because he has a smelly vagina

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A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

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A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

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Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

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A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

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How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

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What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

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What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: It depends on how hard you throw them.

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A girlfriend told her boyfriend it soaked all the way through. She screwed up their art project.

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

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Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

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what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

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There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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