Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

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What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

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What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

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Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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Why didn't the monkey fall out of the tree when someone threw a refrigerator at it? Because it was already lying on the floor dying of AIDS.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

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Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

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"We have such clean water we drink and do a lot of other stuff with it" The American said. "What other stuff do you do with your clean water" The African Child said. "Well we take showers in and we go to bathroom with it" The American said. "So let me get this straight you even take a Shit in it to" The African Child said.

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I cant think of one (._. )

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What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

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So this beautiful woman goes to see her doctor and says "Doctor i think i have a fever." the doctor replies "I think I've got just what you need. open your mouth." The woman opened her mouth and the doctor gave her some Advil "This should help your fever. that will be $300." in shock the woman said "these prices are to high."

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A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

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A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

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Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

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A.act like u see a banner and say hey do you see that banner over there? B.no what are u talking about A.oh well there's a banner over there

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? I. I who? I broke my dick.

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A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

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What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

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Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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What happens when you walk by two black men? You walk by two black men.

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