Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

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Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

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Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

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I'd feel bad for some skinny guy who lived in a very obese family and only got hand me downs.

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Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

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A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

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Why did 12 people die when they went to see The Dark Knight Rises movie premiere? Because they were shot and bled profusely resulting in quick, painful death.

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Coz he felt like it.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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GUESS WHAT ?????????? THATS WHAT CAOMHIN

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Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

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What did the man say to the duck? Nothing ducks don't talk.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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2 guys are on a scaffolding. One of them says to the other "If you fall from here, theres a high probability you will die"

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A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

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What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

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Your dads dead. lol

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A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

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Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

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Why didn't little Jimmy eat his dinner? Jimmy didn't eat his dinner because there was no food. Jimmy is a poor street urchin who died of starvation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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