What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are numerous things worse than finding a worm in your apple. Some include the holocaust and nuclear warfare

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Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

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So there was a pirate, he got shot in the back. And when he got shot he turned to his freind (fellow pirate) and said i have been shot and there is a pretty good chance i will die.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

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Why was the boy in the hospital? He was visiting his grandmother, she had cancer and the doctor gave her 3 months to live.

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"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

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Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

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Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

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Why did hitler commit suicide He looked at his gas bill

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BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

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Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because Jimmy has no legs. Why doesn't he have any legs? Because he's a potato.

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Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

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Mexicans working in an office

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What's black and white and red all over? Colors

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What happens every 5 seconds? An African kid dies.

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Q .What robin told to batman before they got into the car? A. Get into the car!!

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penis

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A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

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A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed, one fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "He has a mild concussion."

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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There was once a man named Larry. Larry was an office worker for a paper company. One day when Larry was counting papers he got a papercut on his left hand. Therefore his finger began to bleed as he sat in agony. What did Larry do next? He got up and got a band-aid. Larry continued his paper work at his desk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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