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What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

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A tiger walks into a bar. Clearly there is something wrong with animal control.

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Racial equality.

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roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

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A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

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How are you? Yes

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Maturity is a virtue.

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What would you find if you shaved chuck norris's beard? A chin.

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9/11

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

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Keep up the fun Nero!

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What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

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Watch your lips.

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how do you know if a black man's been on your computer it's gone

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Where did Susie go during the bombings? Susie was wandering around the streets as she felt like she didn't know where she was any more. Everything was burnt to ashes. She came across a man who she has never met. He tells her to follow him. She did.Later, Susie, the mysterious man and a few other people with him were in a private meeting room. The mysterious man tells Susie that he was a Frenchman and he was with the resistance. A few minutes later, the bombs were dropping everywhere. The meeting room was destroyed and Susie, the Frenchman and his men were under attack. The French resistance were about to fight, but retreated - for they were French. Susie was left, lying there as she saw a bomb in the sky about to land on her. She tried to get up and run, but the bomb was too fast. It got her. So yeah. Susie went everywhere, like you lot said.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

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Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

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Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because the light was red and cars had stopped.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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Child: Hey mom can i go to the store with you? Mom: no son, i'm not really going to the store. I'm cheating on your father.

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A man walks into a bar and sees another man crying at the other end he asked what's wrong the man replies well its a long story I have time replyed the other man ok well me and my wife are always arguing. So I divided to go to the library after hours of reading I see a book about history and as im reading it its time to go home and when I was going to check it out I forgot my library card I get home and me and my wife make up and have a baby thats not bad at all said the other man yea you've never lost ur library card

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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