If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

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Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

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Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

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knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

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whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

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What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

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I am Skaldak!

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What's worse than a spider bite? Two spider bites. What's worse than two spider bites? The fact that 1/3 of people get cancer. What's worse than that? Three spider bites.

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In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

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How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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who's yellow , and looks like a bear? pudsey

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Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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Do you like cheese? Yes. Okay.

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what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

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What was Steve Jobs' favorite fruit? Grapes.

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What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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Why was the man sad? His wife left

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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