What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

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How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

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Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

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A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Molest them

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I can't think of a joke.

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what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

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What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

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Lol! Why you wanna know?

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What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

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I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

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what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

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An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

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How many Haitians does it take to change a lightbulb? Typically one, unless the light bulb referenced is in an inconvenient location or is over-sized / industrial grade.

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You were born.

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The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

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A guy walks into a bar

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a dyslexic man came on this website thinking it was made by his aunt Tina keoj he was sadly mistaken. it was just a bunch of jokes about dyslexic men going into bars

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What did the hungry man do? He ate.

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Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

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Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You're not that bad...you're still better at giving hand jobs than your dad is."

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Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

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hi

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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