What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

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Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

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Baby Seal walks into a club.

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Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

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I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

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why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

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Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

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so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

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Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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you just lost the game!

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Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

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why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

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When god hands you lemons .. you find a new god.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

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Why did Sally fall off the swingset? she had no arms... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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What's a Guy Gotta Do? -Usher

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Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, and Chris Brown all walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are there.

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Q: Why did the girl fell from the swing? A: Because she had no arms.

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