Three penguins are at the top of snowy hill. The first penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" The second penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" Finally, the third penguin slides down and hill and yells "RADIO!"

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Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Rebecca Black decided to sit in the front.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i cant ryme or spell.

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

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what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

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what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

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What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

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why are asians eyes so slanted? because THEY WERE BORN THAT WAY!!!

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What's green and fluffy? Red fluff, if you're color blind.

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A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

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Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

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Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

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What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You touch yourself. I do, too.

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Q: Why did the lady retire? A: Because she had been working for numerous years and felt that she needed to spend more time with her family.

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Knock Knock, Who's There? The The Who? YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

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Yo Mama so slow She can't run very fast.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It thought they were playing follow the leader. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? It had no arms. Why did the little girl fall off her tricycle? She was hit by three monkeys and a refrigerator.

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

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if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

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it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

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