Whats worse than swinging a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

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why was the boy sad? because he was raped by a clown.

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a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

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Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

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What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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What did the Asian say after he had a nightmare? Nothing his nightmare was actually reality and a dishwasher fell on him and killed him.

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Joe Biden

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

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What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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How did the Mexican got into USA? Trough the border.

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Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Bitches Like U Belong In The Zoo

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who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

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Two penguins are sitting in the bathtub, the first one says to the second one "pass the soap." The other penguin says," what do I look like a radio?"

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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Finn Davidson is cool, no he's not, yes he is

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What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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