How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

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what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat

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knock knock zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz knock knock zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz knock kock ding dong ding di-ding dong zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz sigh weeeeeeeeeewooooooooooooooooo zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz hey yo wake up zzz-oh-huh-what-whos there i've been yelling for like five minutes oh sorry jim will you let me in already all right

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What do you say to a woman in the kitchen? Cook me some food.

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing.....?

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If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

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a ginger has a soul

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If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

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Why does little susie enjoy her life? Because it was her birthday 364 days ago.

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Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

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Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Why is it that all cats dislike flying saucers? The strange noises and lights probably frighten them, as they don't understand the concepts of extra-terrestrial intelligence and space travel.

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why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

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No.

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I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

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I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

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If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

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Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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What if there were no hypothetical questions?

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