- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

im a policeman the car infront of me had a foot hanging out of the trunk. i pulled him over. i closed the trunk and proceeded to inform him of the dangers of open trunks.

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

what do you call a top thats spining? A spinning top

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

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