Why did the old man get wet even though he was using an umbrella? Because it didn't save from falling off the bridge.

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One Big Ass Mistake America

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Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

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once you go black your credit goes wack

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Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

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Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

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A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

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Why did Obama give a speech? Because he is the president and people look up to him

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whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

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why did the boy drop his ice-cream? because he got hit by a bus

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What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

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Robin, get in the car!

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What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

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Why did the chicken eat fried chicken? Because fried chicken is so good! Kelvin Yang.

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If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

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I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

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What's the difference between a baby and a mushroom? One is delicious, the other is a mushroom.

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Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Why was the swing in the kitchen?

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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