Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

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How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb...1 How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb...2

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

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Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

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If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

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Women.

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Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

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if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

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Q. What's large, solid, and full of veins? A. A man or woman who frequently engages in weightlifting and follows a diet primarily based around high protein and low carbohydrate intake

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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a dad farts in the woods nothing else happens

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Men

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So this guy was making a sandwich...

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You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

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What's worse than bad words? People who say them

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What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

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How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

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Why did the the chicken cross the road? Escape.

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there was a blonde red head and black they were on misty mountain the black was the smartest so she jumped off and said bird flew like a bird the red jumped and said falcon and glided like a falcon then the blonde the dumb one tripped said oh crap turned into crap and wentt to the bottom and bursted

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What did the redneck say to the Muslim? Nothing, he is too blinded by racial hatred and ignorance after terrorist attacks on the U.S to speak with him despite having common interests, such as baseball.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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josh roberts you speccy cuunt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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