What's worse? Cleaning a New York bathroom, or getting stabbed. WELL I DON'T GIVE A GOD DAMN!!! They both suck!

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What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

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What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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why was the boy running? because his skin was burning off

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Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen property that you should return immediately because the consequences of shop-lifting can prevent you from getting a good job and might land you in prison.

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Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

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Two hillbillies are sitting in a van. It's friday and one of them suggests they should play a game of 20 Questions. The other one agrees. The first hillbilly thinks of the word 'donkey dick'. - Is it something you can eat? the second hillbilly asks. - Yes, the first one replies. - Is it a donkey dick? - Yes.

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Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

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2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

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PSN IS UP

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Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

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Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

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why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

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what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

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whats brown, lying in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? a girl scout that got hit by a truck

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Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

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What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

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where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

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A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

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What did the asian do with his homework? finish it. as is expected from children his age.

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why was the man walking in the kitchen? idk thats why i asked

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What's better than being in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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