A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

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Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

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Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

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Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

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Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

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Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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A doctor, a farmer, and a blonde walk into a bar. The doctor orders red wine because he knows it's good for the heart. The farmer orders a Piña Colada because he likes fruit. The two men wait eagerly to what the blonde is about to order. The blonde opens her purse and says "Damn it, I can't find my credit card." Suddenly, a handsome young gentleman walks up to her says "Don't worry miss, I'll buy a drink for you. What are you having?" The blonde looks up and says "Don't worry? I just lost my credit card!" In a fit a of anger, the blonde storms out the bar and doesn't order anything.

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Chicken

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There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

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What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

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How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

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What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

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There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

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how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

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An old couple walks up to me and says, "can you take our picture? It's our 50th anniversary." I reply, "sure." Then I pull the man to the side and ask, "how do you make a relationship last so long? I can't make one last 50 days let alone years." He leans in and says, "cheat"

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What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

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"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

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