- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An American man stopped me the other day and asked for the time, I looked at my watch and said: 5 o'clock.

Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

what do you call your mom? mom

Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

yo mommas so ugly that everyone died.

How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

What does the color 9 smell like? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

I Love You Jordan! P.S. from someone you know

If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

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