Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

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JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

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What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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Three guys went barhopping. One slipped and broke his dick.

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

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"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

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why am I who i am, and you are who you are? dick spice

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's actually much safer to look through the peep hole than it is to let a stranger know you are home.

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what is 6 + 8 a math equation

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

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How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

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Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

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roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

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What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Why was the ghost boy sad? He was attending his own funeral.

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Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

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why did your mum die young because she had canser

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(A man in a dark van pulls up)... Hey kids can you come help me find my puppy? The kids get in the car and they find the puppy in a near by park. The kids are then safely returned home.

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