What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

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Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

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How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

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Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

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why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

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if dave has 50 candy bars and eats 45 what does he have? diabeties.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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Listen pretty lady, NO WHAT WE HAVE BEEN DOING FOR LIKE SIXTEEN HOURS OR SOMETHING NON STOP STRAIGHT, IS VERBOTEN! Honestly, for me its a bit of a requirement, sure girls can go all like "But you are like friendzoned to me now", but then I... Hmm, you know, not a womanizer,my wife has the right word for it, I am a seducer.... Suddenly I do not like the sound of that, actually Its not a bit of a requirement, it is TOTALLY a requirement. Say, does it bother you when I mention my wife like at randomness?

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what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

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whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

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what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

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What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

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YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

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How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

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That's unfortunate.

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How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

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How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

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black people are white when i use night gogles

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Aodhan peanut head Hearty

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drew edminstin is a rat

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