Why couldn't little Jimmy see his mum in the crowd? Because he was blind.

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An American, an Irish man, a Chinese man and a Black man walk in to a Bar, the Bartender takes their order

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Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

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How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

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AIDS.

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What do you call a red light A:soon to be green

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what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

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A man walks in to a bar. He then walks in to a different bar, and later that evening he goes into a different third bar. That man is a bar critique.

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What did the priest tell his son? Nothing, priests can't have children.

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What's up? Your time.

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I hate long jokes -_-

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dinosours eat beagles and then unicorns eat norwalls then th shiny squarles eat you then unvirse inploads

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why is yo mamma fat? cause she likes doughnuts

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What do you call an awesome school? St Heinrich's Law School (Teaching you to break the laws!)

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An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

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Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

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why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Yo momma so fat you have aids

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

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Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

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so today i took a poop. hehe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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