Knock Knock Whos there Who Yan Who Yan Who Chow Yan Chow

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What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

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what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

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What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

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What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

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What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

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Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

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What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

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Man: Are you tired Woman: No why? Man: You have bags under your eyes and you just yawned a minute ago

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What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

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What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

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Knock knock Who's there A drummer A drummer who I'm not knocking on your door

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How do you push a blond off a cliff? Push here.

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Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. The bartender says "Rough day, eh?" The man says "Yes, very rough." He then goes home and hangs himself.

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What happened when the kid tried to hang himself? He was overweight, so the ceiling fan that the rope was tied to fell out of the ceiling. When he explained this to his drunk mother when she got home, she reinforced the fact that he was overweight (his low self esteem was the root of his depression) and beat him. The next day, he just chugged antifreeze. This isn't a true story. Just calm down.

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Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

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