There are two angry guys in a park on their lunch break What do they do? They eat their sandwich and go back to work to settle a peace treaty.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

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what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

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your a towel.

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What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

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yay for the idiot that posted "whats white, sticky and yummy? milk". WTF dude? milk has never been sticky and good at the same time and its never going to be. infact, ive never known milk to be sticky, maybe after such a long period of being spoiled the milk becomes somewhat sticky, but your attempt at creating a perverted joke that wasnt in anyway funny or even close to being correct was so poor i feel the need to post this and hope you read it and decide returning to school would be beneficial to the rest of your life. I guarantee everyone who reads your post about milk being sticky is thinking something pretty similar to what i am.

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EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 killed 9.

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What do you call a duck In Africa ? Screwed

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

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Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

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What did susan boyle say when she saw a 10 year old boy get hit by a bus? "OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY RING AN AMBULANCE"

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Kelly Clarkson

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One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

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whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

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Did you know that if you stacked enough elephants to reach from the earth to the moon, all those elephants would die?

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A cow walks into the butcher shop, he looks around then mourns the loss of his brothers

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what did the black man eat for dinner? a sandwich

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Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

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Things i love to hate: Conspiracy theorists Religious fundamentalists Hypocritical people Sally (she has no arms) People selling pyramid schemes Liars, con-artists, thieves. Rapists, child molesters, serial killers Terrorists, politicians, and keyboard warriors That is all.

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