Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

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Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Did you hear the one about the kid that farted in class? Cool.

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Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

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your girlfriend is so dumb she is clinically retareded

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What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

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I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

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What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

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Why didn't the black lady become a doctor? After being awarded a Guggenheim Achievement Grant for film, she decided rather than going to school for her doctorate to instead spend time traveling in India, doing service work with the country's rather large homeless population.

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Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

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I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

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japan4.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

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Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

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Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

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Why'd the boy fall off his bike? The holocaust

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How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

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what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

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What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

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so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

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Anti Joke

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