I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

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what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

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Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

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a young mother calf named near reality was milking itself and selling it at pathmark everyday for high prices he got a lot of money out of it and bought a big mansion where he also had a farm and collected prize show cows to show off to all of his cow friends.... he also bought gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons of prize show cow milk to drink to and build up energy for the cow show race coming up in the near fall. Every sunset he buys loads of milk to drink and feed his plants with. He plants lots of grass every day to eat and produce high quality milk goods. He was a wii, ps3, and xbox360 to play everyday and excercise his udder milk.

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A dog is walking down the street. The dog catcher promptly arrives and takes him to the pound. Two months later the dog is in a new, happy home with a wonderful family.

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what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

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What do Batman and Harry Potter have in common? Their parents are dead.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

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Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

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Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

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What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

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Do you want to hear a knock knock joke? (Yes) Okay, you start. (Knock knock). Who's there? ...

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why couldn't the Mexican get a job? because of the multiple racist jokes gave his ethnicity a bad name.

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

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What do you call a sheep on a trampoline? Disorientated.

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"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

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Ebola

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Your Momma’s muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.

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Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

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Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

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Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

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