why was the cat black it was a black cat

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whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

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what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

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why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from a KFC slaughterhouse, and proceeded forward to avoid getting caught. However, the chicken did not consider the childhood lectures off his parents about crossing the road safely, and got ran over by a black Golf GTI, and died instantly.

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Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a rare breed of penguin with a horse. A: Well to be fair, turtles have shells

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. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

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Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face

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Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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An old couple walks up to me and says, "can you take our picture? It's our 50th anniversary." I reply, "sure." Then I pull the man to the side and ask, "how do you make a relationship last so long? I can't make one last 50 days let alone years." He leans in and says, "cheat"

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what did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

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An boy with ADHD walks into a

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What's white and sticky? Glue

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What happens to men who grow up. They are probably taller

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Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

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Well Erron, its your lucky day then. I wont even ask what a cream pie is.

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Where's Justin Beiber? With his girlfriend.

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