Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

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Whats the difference between a bad skydiver and a bad golfer? The bad golfer looses the game, drives home, and falls asleep. The bad skydiver dies in a terrible accident.

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How do you make a basketball team short You cut off their legs

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Why did the man not make any change at his job? Because he is Barack Obama.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

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Even dyslexic people attend church and pray to Dog.

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A wise man once said a journey of a thousand steps starts with one step. The wise man also smoked weed and starved to death in a cave.

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Q: What did the blonde woman say when she got slaped by her friend? A: Ow.

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what did the african boy get for christmas? what does his ethnicity or his place of origin have anything to do with what he gets for christmas

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What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

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What do you call an asian women running for president? A candidate.

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On a scale of 1 to drunk how ten are you?

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How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's white and sticky? A stick painted white.

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So this fat guy farts. It smells.

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"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

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roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

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If you lose your left arm, your right one will be left.

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so the weather's nice...

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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a man walks into a bar and dies

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