The dyslexic man called the black man a ginger.

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If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

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How do you make a little boy cry? You rape his dog

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nick Oh hi Nick come in

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Why did the dog kill the fish? He had no reason, he just wanted fish. What, you thought he had like, a vendetta? pssh your crazy

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A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

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Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

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If you'd turn to page 43 you will find the homework. Have a good weekend!

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Thats a real shame. How come your eyes are red to begin with? You can use hypnosis to change the color, but if you never learned how, I am not gonna teach you.

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Womens rights.

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I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

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Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

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A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

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An american took a vacation to Mexico.... the American police were contacted 3 days later... the American was supposedly killed during a drug trade...

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

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What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

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Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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What goes up a smokestack instead of down? Murdered Jews, when they get cremated.

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A jew went to Germany.

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What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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knock,knock you suck

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