Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

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knock knock who's there police

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Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

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Clyde: Hey John! :D John: Hey clyde! :D Clyde: :D! John: :D! Clyde: :D, :), :|, :(, D'X John: ? hey man, are you ok? Wtf is going on with you? Clyde: Man, it's not me... :'(... It's you... It's your... Your... John: My what? Clyde: YOUR FACE!!!! D'X

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Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

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Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with diabetes and now has to regulate her daily intake of foods.

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What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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Why did the milkman die? Because everyone dies.

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Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

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Your mom is so fat That the salesman advised her not to buy the tight dress

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Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

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finding out that when you had sex with that prostitute, you severely injured your urethra tube and you cannot create urine or spurm.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

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An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

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Asian women drivers...

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Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education (and quite possibly from acquaintances or family members within the company that employs him, though it is often considered impolite to mention this latter fact, as it may be construed to denigrate the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study).

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Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

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What did the man say to the horse in the bar? Nothing, communication requires listening and comprehension which horses cannot process in their brains. If anything the man said it at the horse, not to him.

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A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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