An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

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your sister has 1 boob thats funny

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

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What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

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what do you call a homeless man? poor.

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Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

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What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

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What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

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why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

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What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

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This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

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Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

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have you seen ray charles' house? neither has he.

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Penis

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Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Yes.

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Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

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Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

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What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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