An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

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Chicken

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Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

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A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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Why did the pedophil go to church? To rape small children.

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

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guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

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Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

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if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

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Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

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Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

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Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

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whats the difference between and clorox wipe and a paper towel? a clorox wipe is wet.

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Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

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Blake wilkeys hair style

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What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

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Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

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Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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