What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

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How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

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Q.What Did the Little Kid Say To Cancer In The Hospital? A.Nothing. He Died From Cancer 3 Minutes Ago.

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If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

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What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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An Israeli, a Palestinian and an American walk into a bar. The Israeli shoots the Palestinian and says it was self defence. The American agrees with him.

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Call of Duty is Awesome So is fingering a dead lion with an iron dildo

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

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Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

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Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

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Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

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What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

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WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

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hi to the world fromthe world

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Why did the person have a scrape on their elbow? Because they fell down.

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Q: What happened when Sophie broke her leg? A: She was taken to hospital where she was given a cast, and made a full recovery just in time for the Summer.

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Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

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Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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