A black man enters a bar. The bartender approaches him, and asks "who will it be?" The black man pulls out a gun and robs the bar, he is then arrested ten days later.

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How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

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Q: Why didn't the mexican get into the bathtub? A: He was already clean

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What do you say to Michael and Justin? The Game

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John Travolta goes to the supermarket..

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Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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A blonde walks into a bar... ...she got rufeed.

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Whats worse than 3 black people? 4 Black people

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

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lol

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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A seal walks into a club. Do you like my new shoes?

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Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

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I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

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What is 0% sugar, 100% pure, 150% hyperbole, 90% bug-free, has 4815162342 lines of code, autonomous, is awesome, bigger than a breadbox, bread is pain, is bringin' home the bacon, classy, doesn't use the U-word, deja vu, deja vu (oh wait a moment), does barrel rolls doesn't avoid double negatives, doesn't bother with clones, Engage!, Enhanced!, Euclidean!, Excitement!, Exploding creepers, Finally complete!, finger-licking, full of stars, funky LOL, GOTY, Give Us Gordon, Indev, Ingots, and has an End? Minecraft!

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What happens if you fight Chuck Norris? You might lose or win.

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

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What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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why did the boy cry because i punched him so hard in the face he shit out his teeth for the next three weeks

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Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

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There was a dog and a cat. What happens next? The cat's not there anymore. Neither is the dog. Can you guess what happend? The dog ate the cat, but the cat was his friend, so the dog committed suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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