so... how about that airplane food

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

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Q. How do you make your neighbor mad? A. Run his kids over.

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Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

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A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

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What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

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What is black and blue and red all over? Rihanna

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What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

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what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

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An irish man walks out of a bar

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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A fat boy walked into a party

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A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

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Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

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2 men walk into a bar. The first man proceeds to fall on the ground and let out a string of obscenities, obviously in excruciating pain. The second man, fearing that he may have suffered some sort of concussion, immediately goes to his doctor and gets checked out. He is still awaiting results.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go bike riding?

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Your mama's so fat, that when she opened the window, wind came in!!!

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- My grand mother died. - I'm sorry.... Did She died of old age ? - No, she got eaten by a giant worm.

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Q. How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Light bulbs don't exist

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Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

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what is an antijoke? a type of comedy in which the joke ends in an antivlimax that it is funny in its own right GDS*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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