Why did the black man go to the gym? Because he was severely fat and would live a short life if he didn't lose weight.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Billy. Billy who? Billy your next door neighbor, I need to borrow some sugar. Ok, come in.

Heartlight

whats black white and read all over a zebra bleeding to death because a zombie just attacked it and then it attackeed the zombie

Womens' sports

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

What did the Mexican guy get for christmas? Deported

Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

How do you catch a Jew? Just give him a little shower ;)

What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

I am really good at math debating

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

chuck norris's daughter lost her virginity but he got it back

My friend billy had a ten foot.... Garden hose. Upon showing it to the neighbour next door he hit it with a rake which significantly shortened it and subsequently had to buy another

"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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