- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

What did the mute man say to the president? Nothing, he is mute

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

Q: Why is my friend gay? A: Because i slept with him.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Sarah Palin

Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

What happened when a boy threw a ball at the wall? It hit him in the face

A man walks into a bar, sits down and the bartender comes over and asks him what he wants to drink. The man replies, "Carrot Juice."

One man's trash is another dyslexic man's shart.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's actually much safer to look through the peep hole than it is to let a stranger know you are home.

Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? All the inventory was destroyed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

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