Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

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What did the Mexican man say to the American man? Nothing. Neither of them spoke the same language.

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gay people

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How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

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What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

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Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

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johann grayson being liked

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A guy starts writing a gag for a joke site. But then he couldn't think of a punchline.

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A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

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Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

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their were 2 muffins. one said hello how are you. the other screamed "A TALKING MUFFIN"

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Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

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A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

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whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

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Roses are red, However, they can also be other colours, such as white, pink or yellow.

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Knock Knock There was no answer as the house was empty.

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a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

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YEAH THEY DO!

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

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what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

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Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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