Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

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A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

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Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

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Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

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These are some questions you should never ask on a first date: When you wipe do you throw your toilet tissue in the toilet or on a trash can? Do you smell your hands after you wipe? Do you you ever look down when you take a dump and see it come out? Have you ever picked your butt and then picked your nose with the same finger?

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Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

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What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

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What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

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Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

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Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

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Call of Duty Infinite Warfare

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

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What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

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Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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