What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

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Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

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what color is blue? green

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Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

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What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

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Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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A girl asked for lip balm. She put some on and her lips exploded.

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whats funnier than a joke? A: a funnier joke

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-knock knock! -doors open

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A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

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How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

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PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

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What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

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What does a black guy and an apple have in common? They're both apples except for the black guy

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Who could be happier than a kid at a candyshop? A necrophiliac in a morgue

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what is red, black, and blue all over? A horribly painted room.

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Your mama is so fat she suffered from diabetes and died of heart failure .

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What do you call a person falling off a cliff Dead

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whats green at the bottom of a hole and covered in cookie crumbs a girl scout run over by a truck

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A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

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Chuck Norris can count from 1 to 100... twice!

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Why did the all the fish in the lake die? A pesticide bioaccumulated through the food chain.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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