- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

What has legs but can't walk? A table...or a dog with four broken legs.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot.... ya' damn racist!

Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

What is red and itchy? Something that itches and it turns red if you itch it to much

Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

roses are red violets are blue im in class

I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the seat next to you? A: Whatever his name happens to be.

What do you get when you mix Catholicism and Islam? War

what happens during a climax apples

what is purple and fly? - a purple flying.

roses are red violets are blue you little stupid as bch i aint fing with you

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What's worse than getting Ebola? Nothing

knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

Justin Littleton's mom accidentally texting him about buying weed, and then offering to buy him ice cream to make up for it.

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