A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Why did the kid with no legs fall down the stairs? Because his dad pushed him...

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You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

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A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

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Why does Logan Cole beat off to Yo Gabba Gabba! ? Because Tim Tebow.

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Whats long and hard? a pole

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What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

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Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

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So last night I was f**king my girlfriend and I flip her over and f**k her up the ass. Later we're sitting having a cigarette when she says, "you know it was pretty presumptuous of you to think you can just flip me over and f**k me up the ass." And I said, "presumptuous!? That's a pretty big word for a 5th grader."

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what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

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Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

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What's worse than losing a contact Having a bloody stool

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

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Viciously beating your children with other recently beaten children.

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Hi Shelby!!

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Knock knock ... KNOCK KNOCK ... I guess nobody's home.

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

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whats uglyand cry , and screams mommy ... you after i bitch slap you

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there was a guy who had 2 horses... he entered them into races... they were rubbish... kept losing... so he entered them in 1 big race and said hed get rid of the loser... the horses made a plan to finish it at exactly same time... he heard them talking and said HOW DARE TALK

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Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

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a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

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How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

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Anti Joke

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