your mama is so greasy she should go take a bath

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a duck walks in to a gay bar and asks for a stick they asked where he wanted it before he could answer he was rapped

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Your friend is so gay that he came out of the closet and was accepted warmly by his friends and family for who he is a human being.

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what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

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A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

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Knock Knock! Come in the door is unlocked. I have cookies!

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What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

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What is black and white and red all over? A half eaten zebra carcass.

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If the camel has seven toes and the armadillo has thirteen, why does your mom pleasure herself to a picture of George Clooney ?

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What is a refrigerator and white all over? A refrigerator

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How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

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A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

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If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

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How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

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Knock Knock Who's there

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HALF LIFE 4 COMING OUT SOON!

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If there are 3 apples, and Johnny takes away 3 of them, how many apples does Johnny have? None, because Johnny got hit by a train.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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