you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

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What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

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What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

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How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

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whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

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a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

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What worse than the holocaust? Danny's.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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why does little Lucy have no friends? because she is in a wheelchair

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If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

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What is long, hard and comes out of a gay persons bum? poo

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What Happens when you shoot a deer? It's Dead

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If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

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Yo mama is so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing? Her reply was: Kicking a can down the street. What did you think she was doing? Moving?

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How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

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Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

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A hill billy went fishing

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

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