A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

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What's big, red, has green and puple spots and responds to "here boy"? Nothing, not to my knowledge anyway!

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Obama.

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

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Hey, did you guys hear what happened the Steve Jobs? He died.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

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How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

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Lethal injection is a lot more humane than the electric chair. I know because nobody's complained about it yet.

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My computer crashed today I was watching porn.

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A creationist, an evolutionist, and Neanderthal Man walk into a bar. They order two beers and a glass of red wine. The bartender asks: "Will that be all?". The evolutionist says "Yes"

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

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Your computer runs so slow that I had to run a virus scan.

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What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

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A man walked into a bar. That must have really hurt him.

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Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

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A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Steve Jobs is alive.

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Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

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How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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