Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

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What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

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A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

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Why did the chicken go up the car? To get a drink.

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i hate non minorities!

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If your flying upstream in a kayak and a wheel flys off, how many pancakes can fit into a dog house? None, because ice-cream is alergic to frogs!

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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Q: What do you call a guy that is smart? A: A SMART Guy.

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Q: What happened to Michael Jackson yesterday? A: Nothing.

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What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

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Why did Hitler kill so many Jews? Because he didn't like them.

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What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

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A man walks into a bar and orders 12 shots. "8?" Asks the bartender, to verify he had heard correctly. He feels unsure of giving the man 12 shots but does so anyways due to his financial situation and he hopes for a generous tip. Afterwards, the man kills 9 people in a car crash due to his level of intoxication and the bartender seeps into depression due to his feeling of guilt.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

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Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

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Why couldn't the plane fly? The pilot was a muffin.

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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where would you hide 100 dead jews in a car the ashtray because they were all cremated

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Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

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1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

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Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

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A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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