Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

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Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

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what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

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What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

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Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

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give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Getting killed in a plane crash.

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Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are due to transportation issues. (What if there are no replacement light bulbs in the house, and the nearest store was 10 miles away? It would be ridiculous to expect someone to walk twenty miles to replace a light bulb) In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

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The world blows up and everyone except for one man and his house make it out alive "Knock knock" "Whos there?" "Me" "Me who?" "Ummmm, its me, duh" It turns out the man was very bored and decided to go knock on his own door and tell knock knock jokes

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How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

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Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

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What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

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If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

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WNBA

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What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

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