Why did the room packed with married people seem empty? Maybe they were all playing hide-and-seek. Or maybe the room was pitch black and they were all standing very still and quietly.

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Everyday I'm.. Stepping on a beach. A roop a doo! Stepping on a Beach. do do do? do!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Nock Nock. Whose there? The chicken.

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Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

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A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

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What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Poem Of Love: Each time i see you i feel like i need you and i love you.. i hope you became my girl and live with me cause without you i can't live.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

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Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Jimmy Saville

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If you're riding on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a car? Blue. Because Ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

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Once upon a time, there was a a loving couple. When they first kissed, the girl's heart skipped a beat, but it wasn't because of love. It was a heart murmur. She died. The end.

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Whats 9+10? 19

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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The Holocaust.

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

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Why did the doctor commit suicide? His wife was recently killed in a car accident and simply could not take the emotional pain!

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What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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