The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

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Why couldn't the old lady take her Afghan Hound to the vet after the dog had been brutally harassed? She was dead.

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A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

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A bar walks into a man

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A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

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What do you call a pencil that's been broken in half? 2 pencils

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Your momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she orders salad.

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Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

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What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

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What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

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Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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Why can't Helen Kellen drive? She's a woman.

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What did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? AIDS

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What do you call a black guy flying a helicopter? A pilot.

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Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

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What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

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Q: What did one raccoon say to the other? A: We do not know, as raccoons do not speak any human language. And no human being can understand or communicate with one.

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Easy, you get a phone with a recorder that rather than playing a "please leave a message after the tone", plays the same tune as if the phone was still not picked up. Now tell me here and now, because I wont waste more time on you, what part did you play in this? Jenny Chatterton? Another one of your pseudonyms? What the fuck did you think would happen? You live in the Uk, london, so, tell me everything, or I will share every single detail here.

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Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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