Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

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Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

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Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause he couldn't afford to pay the gas bill.

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A fish swims up your penis...

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How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? There are certainly innumerable differences, but, in general, humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

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What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

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A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

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Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

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What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

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Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

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Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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A teenage girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges on the other side completely unharmed.

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Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no legs. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because its not suppost to be in the tree. Why did susy fall off her bike? Because she was hit by 2 monkeys and a refrigerator!

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1+1=2

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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Why did the kid with no legs fall down the stairs? Because his dad pushed him...

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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