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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

Why was the boy sick? Because he accidently ate his own feces.

What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

What is the Question to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 43 - 1 = ?

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He returned it to the crazed gentleman who sent it to him.

A man sees the doctor. "Doctor, if I hit myself on my head, it hurts, if I hit myself on my arm, it hurts, and if I hit myself on my leg, it hurts as well." "The case is clear. You need to f*ing stop hitting yourself!"

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

Uh, well I think of it as quirky and charming, odd weird, maybe unexpected, I could have looked it up but I am dying of lack of sleep here.

Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

How do you survive a snow storm? Kill yourself

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

Suzie has no arms and no legs and is on a swing. what happened? she fell and died knock knock whos there? not suzie.

Whats green, has 4 legs and falls out a tree? A pool table

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

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