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whats hard, its not what you think a penis

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How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

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roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

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What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

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What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Tiger Woods is a real guy. Sorry kids.

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Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

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What's the number one killer in America? Death.

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Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

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Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

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Knock Knock: There is no one in here! GTFO! Okay, yes sir or mam Moral: I told you there is no one here, gtfo already!

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I once had my heart broken by my first true love. I then died, she was convicted of murder and my family grieved over my death.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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how do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face

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When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

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A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

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What do you call someone too young to drink? A minor

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

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When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

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if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

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