How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

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What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

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Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

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T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

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A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

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whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

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What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

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Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

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What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

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Joke

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hi my name is matt mckeon and i like renata saggy tits !!!!!

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? I hate niiggers ?

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Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

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A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

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Hi im a joke i eat turtles

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these are shit

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I saw a butterfly yesterday with no wings so I poured some red bull on it and BAM! it drowned.

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That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

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A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

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How do you get rich? Sell knives at warped tour.

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What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

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What did Batman tell Robin when they got to Gotham City? -Robin, we got to Gotham City.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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