Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

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Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

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Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

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A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

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Do you know the muffin man? No

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Coldpaly is a good band

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Why did the baby cross the road? It's abusive father punted it.

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Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

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you know what's worse than being grounded? AIDS

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,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

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A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

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There are two men waiting in line at the supermarket. One of the men reaches forwards and taps the other one on the shoulder. He says, "You dropped your wallet.". He picks up his wallet and both of the men continue on with their day.

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A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

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your moms my other ride

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What do you do when you see an ostrich playing tennis? I don't know as I have little experience in the areas of ostriches or tennis. Frankly, I'm not quite sure why you're even asking me

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Yeah its just my way of saying that I appreciate you worrying so much about me, you are a sweet girl, Honestly I do not understand why the hell you guys are using Horsehead AntiJoke out of all places, there are far more terrible forgettable sites available, I mean this sites connection suddenly went from disgustingly terrible to fine and dandy, the Feds, the Interpol and even fucking Al Qaeda might be reading every single message, but there is no way in hell anyone can decipher the code format, if they could, they would have done it when I invented it sixteen years ago, Myself mind you, nothing subtle about me today apparently.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

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Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

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