- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

Knock knock! Who's There? @HurricaneKris4 on Twitter Ok I'll follow you...

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

How are friends like bananas? If you peel off their skin and eat them, they die.

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? Friends

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Why did the man dig his nose? because everyone digs their nose

i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

I like my women like I like my coffee, a brewed beverage prepared from the roasted seeds of an evergreen shrub of the genus Coffea.

A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

captcha: all yer base

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What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

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