What's black and is as fast as a car? A black car.

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Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

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What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

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Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

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What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

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What do two siblings have in common? They both want the other to get hit by a bus.

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Why can't Helen Keller have sex? She is dead

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Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

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What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

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What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

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What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

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why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

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Your adopted

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Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

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How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

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A man is flailing his arms in the ocean. Help me, I'm drowning!, he screams. Some dude runs into the water, drags the man out, and is proclaimed a Hero.

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What's the difference between celery and a truck?

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How do u save someone from dieing of cancer? U shoot them in the head

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A platypus walks into a bar, and was the only mammal in the building capable of laying an egg.

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That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

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What did the deaf boy get for Christmas? Something like udgtationdaidnmgf

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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