Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

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I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

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What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

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Why did John stay home from school? He died.

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Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

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What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

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Why was johny late to school? He died

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What do you call a smart blond? There aren't any so there shouldn't be a name for it.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a piece of coal? The coal doesn't scream when you burn it.

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knock knock, whos there? your neighbor's cat..no not really, but your sister just got raped

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Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

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When Chuck Norris runs, he doesn't even move a muscle.

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This joke isnt funny.

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

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i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

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just imagine like a whole mark no imagine like 1000 marks an army of marks ready to conquer

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

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Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

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A black man named Lawrence was driving a car that wasn't his at 3 a.m. The car belonged to a drunk friend who asked Lawrence to be the designated driver.

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What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

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What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

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Anti Joke

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