- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

A giraffe walks into a bar.... just kidding, a giraffe wouldnt fit in a bar.

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

Want to get shot? Go to Virginia Tech. Too Soon?

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

Yo momma is so fat that her cholesterol level is above 240 mg/dL and should highly consider a vegan diet if she wishes to improve.

No deal, blind trust and I help you, or no friendship, and certainly no reason to help you.

Knock Knock Whose there. Mike Mike seriously I told you to stop coming here or ill call the police But I just wanted to talk to you Ok thats it im calling the police

Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

A guy walks into a bar, he has a few drinks than leaves.

A baby seal walks into a club.

whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

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