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How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

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Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

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Why does Reid always have a blank stare on his face? Because he is constantly searching for the answer as to why his sister was raped, stabbed, and burned alive all right in front of his face.

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Guess What! HI!

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what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she couldn't get a high paying job and had to settle for working full time at McDonalds, just to get your family through the week.

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i feel like when the radish was discovered someone was like "hey lets call it rad!" and another guy was like "lets dial it down a bit"

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Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

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What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

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2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

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Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

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why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

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TEAM Together Everyone Argues More

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How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

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What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

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What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

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Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

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why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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Why did Patrick cross the road Because he saw a rock

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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