the best thing about an anti-joke is when the punch line doesn't hit you, you feel no pain

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

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Knock Knock there's a doorbell

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

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Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

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what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

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whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

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What's funny? Nick Sotelo

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guy 1... "do you no any funny jokes?" guy2 ..."no" guy1 ..."same"

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

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I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

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Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

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Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

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Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

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What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

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How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

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Say this fast: Alpha kenny body sofa king hard with mike hawk. :)

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I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

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Why did the man reach for his gun? Because he wanted to kill someone.

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Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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