- Anti Joke

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

Oh you're dating my ex? Do you want my unfinished sandwhich too? And my old shoes? And a couple of my shirts I don't wear anymore? How about a my toys I used to play with? Or my spoiled pickle that's been in my car for about a year and a half after I went to the mall with my friends, we watched a movie, I don't remember which one it was but it was funny, then after that we went to McDonald's and it was the first time I heard of McGangbang and it was pretty good. After that I think we went to Jerry's cousin's house, he was a cool guy until I found out that he likes Tyga, so I ended up never talking to him again.... I went off topic, sorry

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

Why can't a blonde woman drive? because she was shot in both legs and cannot operate the pedals without extreme pain.

Do you know what's the difference between a bicycle and a black man? A bicycle is an object and a black man is a human being.

A man walks into a bar. Except it was a metal bar, like a pole. So he got hurt.

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

Why did the policeman arrest the black man? He had commited a crime and murdered somebody.

Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

Girl: I wanna get yo pants. Boy: but im wearing shorts.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

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who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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