- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

Q:Why didnt the stoner go to college? A:Because he died of lung cancer.

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

Your mama's so stupid... She scored below average on a recent IQ test.

What person looks most like Jim Carry? Jim Carry

What did the woman say to her rapist? I've had better.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No Oh... well he hasn't either

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

What's the difference between a jazz musician and a cheese pizza? A cheese pizza is a food and a jazz musician is a person.

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

I was sitting next to a man with jelly in one ear and peanut butter in the other, so I turned to him and said "Are you a trifle deaf?" and he said "No, I'm mentally ill."

Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

Yo momma's so dirty that she washes her hands with anti-bacterial soap.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i got 5 Fingers, the middle ones for you ?

How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? You don't, the giraffe is a savanah animals and there is no physical way for a giraffe to fit in a refridgerator.

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