Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

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You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

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A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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whats purple with fur?nothing mammals cannot have purple fur

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Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

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whats worse than someone on the phone during a movie? your mother queefing on your bowl of cheerios

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What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

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What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

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Win and Beau have no friends

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the other birds had taken hostage the chickens family.

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Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

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Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a depressed alcoholic drug addict whose children had all been diagnosed with a rare form of terminal brain cancer, and he decided to end it then and there by jumping in front of an approaching bus.

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Racecar is spelled the same forwards and backwards. Masturbation does not work.

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Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

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what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Timmy. YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!!!!

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What did the prisoner receive on his 44th birthday? Well obviously all mail in prisons is checked, but nothing dangerous was found. He received a book on different types of steam engines (he is a railway fan), some chocolate (galaxy caramel, which is his favourite), a crossword challenge book (he gets bored in his cell) and the anti joke book.

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When someone throws a rock at you What do you say? A:Oww

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What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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Q: what did the nazi say to the other nazi A: hallo

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why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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