- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

There's a god, just kidding.

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

So a mouse walks into a bar....the bartender immediatly kills it because he doesn't want another C rating by the sanitation department.

Q. why did I get hurt A. My pants fell off

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

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How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm bored of this how about you?

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

What do you get when you cross a third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil? A third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil on it.

Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

two blondes walk into a bar... to get to the other side

Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about the green and the wheels.

Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

On a scale of Voldemort to Nigel Thornberry, how large is your nose?

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

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