Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

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Q: Whats worse than Coke A: Diet Coke

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Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

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If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

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I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp? He didn't he was caught and put in the gas chamber.

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Why was the kindergartener crying in the corner? His family was poor and his father abused him.

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What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

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Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

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What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

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How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

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I really want to wear my Christmas leggings Actually I lied about the leggings, they're tights I love anal

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Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

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How do you get a chicken to cross the road? Get him in the other side

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Why did the little girl get a new tricycle? To cope with her father's death

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Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse stares eats an apple and trots out... Horses can't speak therefore do not understand the question and cannot reply

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When life gives you lemonade, give life lemons and it'll be like WTF?!

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steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

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How many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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