Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

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There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

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What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

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Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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A man is training his dog. He tells the dog to sit. The dog sits. "Good boy!" said the man. The dog did not thank the man for the compliment because dogs cannot speak.

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how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

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How do you make a plumber sad? Steal his plums.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a dick just for you

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What did the boy find I'n his water? Ice

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What did the gay man die of? Obesity.

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What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

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How do you fit 10 dead babies in a bowl? A blender How do you get them out? Chips

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Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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