what happens when two small children jump into a pool full of pedophiles? They splash around and have fun

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Why did jenny fall off the swing? ...Cause she has no arms Knock, Knock Who's there? not jenny

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What ever happened to the bartender that asked, "Why the long face?" He was punched hard on the face for asking a stupid cliche!

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I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

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How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

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What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

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THIS ONE IS MIIINE THIS ONE IS MIIINE I AM TOTALLY TIFA I AM TOTALLY TIFA! This one apparently.

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roses are red violets are blue your baby has down syndrome

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

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Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

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A black man, a jew, and an atheist are on a boat. Suddenly the boat started sinking. A mermaid would only save two of them. who do did she save? Mermaids don't exist. The all died. They were my friends.

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Robin get in the Batmobile.

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i hate this glue. give me one new or i will poo.

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-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

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Three men walked into a bar. They looked around, saw that it was pretty crowded, and decided they'd feel more comfortable going somewhere a little less busy down the road.

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Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

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whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

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Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

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Bee1:Boo Bee2:Boo Look i found 2 boobies:)

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Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

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