- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

I'm banging your sister.

Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

People eat. Thats because we poop. No its the other way around. Sloppy Joes. Thats what my poop looks like. Oh no im eating poop in between two buns!

Two elephants are in a bath tub. The first elephant says to the other elephant, "can you pass the soap?" The second elephant then replied, "No soap, radio."

That moment when you and your friends throw snowballs at cars in the dark on the highway and the cops spotlight your area while you hide in a shed...

Roses are red Violets are red Daisies are red Tulips are red Magnolias are red Weeds are red Carnations are red Crap, my gardens on fire.

"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

Why did the car cross the road? Green light

Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

There's a bunch of people standing around a retard...why is no one laughing? Its his funeral

?Three men walk in to a bar. one walks with a limp. The other two make fun of him and joke of his inability to walk as well as others around him.

What's brown and sticky? Poop

who is 2 chainz? no one 2 chains is just 2 chains. spelled with an "s" not a "z"

Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

Why does Deb wear a hat? Because she is actually bald.

Q. What did Tarzan Say when he met Jane? A. Tarzan Being raised by apes and not learning English would have no knowledge of the language and would probably hoot and screech like his fellow ape brothers

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

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