Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

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Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

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Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

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Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

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A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your dog pooped on my lawn Now my violets are even more blue

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

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A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

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What did one ocean say to the other ocean, nothing it just waved

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oh my god! what? i heard this joke the other day and it was hilarious. ok, tell me? actually it doesn't matter i can't remember anyway.

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Q:what is a wheelchairs biggest fear A: steps

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Once upon a time there was a very lonely man. He was kind, strong, handsome, smart, and basically everything that was good and that a girl wanted. Well, one day, through all his immense loneliness, he decided that it was time that he got into a relationship. Knowing that he deserved a competent and pure woman, he went to a local church to search for his perfect match. That night, he took home with him the most beautiful and purest of all the women in the church, brought her to his room, and whipped out his junk on her face.

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Yd the chicken cross the road? To SAVE THE WORLD

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm What is worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding chuck norris Whats worse than finding your girlfriend has a bigger Slong than you? Getting raped with a cheese grater. Whats worse than all of these? Being black Sadly im black :( -Jordan M

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Lame Anti Jokes.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheelchair

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

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Baaaaaaahhhhhh

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kyle dosnt eat dick...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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