The chickens have become self-aware!

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The outside of my house is painted yellow.

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Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

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A girl asks her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Rose?" "Because when you were 1 day old a rose petal landed on your head." Another girl asked her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Daisy?" "Because when you were 1 day old a daisy landed on your head" "alualualualalughghphphpphphp" "Shut up fridge"

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how to you confuse a blonde you ask her to recit the alphahbet back words

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Its about rewriting the laws of the universe and nothing less, yes yes theoretically the subconcious has unlimited potential (or at least potential we humans cannot theoretically comprehend nor define). But what if I can use my consciousness to trick my subconsciousness? What if I use the subconsciousness to trick the consciousness into tricking the subconciousness?

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

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What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

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How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

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what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

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i said call 911 and they said whats the number?

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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Whats cooler than being cool in High School? Nothing, now take a hit...everyone's looking

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being hit by a plane.

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What? Huh?

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A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

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Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

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girls lacrosse

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

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If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

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What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? Wow, I need to lighten up on the acid.

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I won the game.

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My dog barks when someones at the door.

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Anti Joke

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