What do you call a man who leaves his wife and kids to be with another woman? A dick.

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Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

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People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

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Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

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If a woman was born in China, raised in France and got married and died in New Orleans, what is she? Dead.

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What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

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Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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What did one tree say to the other? "Hey Phil, how's it going?

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Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

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You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

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why did the duck cross the road? because his d**k was stuck in the chickens a**....

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What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

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A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

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What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

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I hear Lebron has a new phone. He has it on silent all the time. It's because he doesn't want to disturb anyone around him while they prepare for important games in which he will be an indispensable part of, especially during the 4th quarters of the NBA Finals.

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Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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That's what she didn't say

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What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

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Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

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A man walks into an anti Joke.

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Why did the frog fall out the tree it was dead. Why did the second frog fall out the tree it was stapled to the first frog. Why did the third frog fall from to the tree peer pressure. Why did the fourth frog fall from the tree the third frog was his son. Why did the fifth frog fall from the tree he thought it was a game. Why did the sixth frog fall from the tree he shared the same body with the fifth frog

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What did the disabled boy get on Christmas morning? Cancer.

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What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

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Anti Joke

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