Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

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Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

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Why wasn't the Asian at work? Because the sweat shop was closed on Sundays...

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You are walking down the street, and a man keeps on getting in your way. You want to politely... Screw it already and stab him in the back

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What's retarded and comes from Hulsberg? Roy Knubben

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what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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What do chickens, pictures and babies have in common? Nothing.

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Why isn't pluto a planet anymore? Nasa decided it was too small

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knock knock who's there ?

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What do a platypus and Obama have in common? A brain, except for Obama.

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An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?. I dont know either it was dark.

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Without geometry life would be pointless

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Men's rights

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why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

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Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

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Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

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what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

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Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

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