what's funny about war? nothing!

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What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

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Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

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What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.

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What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

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Guy A turns to Guy B and says, 'Hey, can I use your cellphone to call my mom?" Guy B nods and says, "Yeah, sure, just press redial." Guy B had been planning an surprise party for Guy A and had called Guy A's mother for ideas.

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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Nickelback.

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Sarah Palin's political campaign

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What did Freddie Mercurys father say at Freddies funeral. "Thats the cleanest hole our Freddies ever been in".

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what do u call a long dik gay guy Gay Dickerson

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Knock, knock. Whose there? Me. Leave.

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Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Oooh a cloud

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Why did the baby stop crying? It had been smothered to death by it's sleep- deprived single mother.

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

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Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

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What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

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Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

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Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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