Women's rights.

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What is 1+1? It's 2!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

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What's sadder than a dead baby? Any dead adult, considering how much more they've contributed to society.

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I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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what do trees and humans have in common? they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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What is bad about being black and Jewish? Your gonna have to sit in the back of the oven

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What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

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Why was the fat guy sad? his daughter is slowly dying of anorexia why was the fat guy sad? his daughter was raped by a giant panda bear

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How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

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i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

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Why couldn't Timmy ride a bicycle? Because Timmy was a goldfish

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Two Jews walk into a bank. They make a deposit and leave.

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Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

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Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

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Why can't helen keller drive? She never got her permit

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What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

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What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

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Why did Hitler like his steak well done? Because like many people, he didn't like the sight of blood in his steaks.

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Albert, there is a dead, FLY in your hair.

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Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

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A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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