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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

Whats he difference between a rock and a dead baby? I'm not spemding the rest of my natural life in an insane asylum for eating a rock!

What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a women? Sex.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

Cool Brian

Albino African Americans

A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

Q. Where do snowmen keep their money? A. A snowman is an anthropomorphic snow sculpture made of frozen water. They therefore cannot earn, keep or have any use for money.

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