Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

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Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

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why did the chicken cross the road.

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A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

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French people.

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What's the worste part about alzheimer's disease? You forgot you have AIDS.

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Roses are red, violets are blue i've got a gun, pointing at you

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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

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Why did the child get cancer? Because there was a family history of it.

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roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

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And then i said what about breakfast at tiffanies, and then you said i hate that movie.

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how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

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Hey, I just met you... No, I'm your brother. You've known me for 30 years. You must have memory loss.

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Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

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Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

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What do you call a pig with one eye? A pig.

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What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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