how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

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Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

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1. Why did sally fall of the swing? -because she had no arms. 2.Knock Knock -Who's there? Not sally.

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What do a blueberry and a raspberry have in common? They are both commonly used in parfaits.

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Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None

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Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

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Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

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What's brown and dirty? Dirt.

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

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Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

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a black man and a white man walk into a job interview. neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

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The Minnesota Vikings won a game.

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If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

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If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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