Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? Make it smell its own diaper then, drown it in its own tears.

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why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

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Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

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-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

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How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange Who? Oranges are very good for you and enriched with vitamin C that is apparently good to intake when you are experiencing cold/flu like symptoms during the winter season and your doctor won't give you medication because you aren't sick enough and you already ask for medication to much because you think you are always sick with something. That's what happens when you're a hypochondriac.

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Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvatore Dali mistook them for clocks.

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

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a mushroom walks in to a little boys party the boy says why are u here mushroom says because im a fun-guy (fungis,fungi)

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knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

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What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

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What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personality disorder And so do we

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Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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