knock knock go away ok

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When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

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Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

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Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

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What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

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How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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what did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? My illness prevents me from achieving erection.

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Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

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Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

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Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

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how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

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why do prostitutes do what they do? Because they have abusive fathers who always used them as sex slaves as children

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Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

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What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

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Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

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A man walked in a bar and asked for 10 shots. (not descriptively) The bar tender got his gun out and shot the man 10 times. Another man asked for three stabs at it. The bar tender stabbed him 3 times. The last man asked for a bomb load. The bar tender gave him 100's of granades. Then the man bombed down the bar with the bar tender inside

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It didn't, a cookie is a food, therefore it doesn't have working organs.

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What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

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Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

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