- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

why are you adopted? cause no one loved you.

Edward and Bella looked at each other. Then they both died. Oh, and Jacob is actually a transvestite.

A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

Wanna hear a joke? Twilight

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

I heard you like playing basketball at night. My ears are fully functional in comprehension of human language and therefore I am able to listen and remember words that are told by others.

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What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

What's worrying about a middle-eastern man on a plane? The fact you are worrying about it.

What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger. Unless it's muscular dystrophy.

A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

well the duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man, running the stand "quack" then went on its way

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