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2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

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A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

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This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

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What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

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y momma so fat that she's heavy

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what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

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Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

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what has genitial warts? me

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Seven

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Your face

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What did the white cop say to the black thug? he didn't... he got shot before he could say anything

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Do you know mirror has 6 letters and half of then are r's?

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An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

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Can a nine iron? No, but a tucan.

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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A joke were created last night and was so funny! But this is not the case

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What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

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What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

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- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

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