Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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How many licks did it take for the little boy to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? Three, and then he choked and died.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

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When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

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A Muslim blows up a bar

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I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

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why did the 1st koala fall out of the tree ? it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree ? it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree ? it was inside the fridge

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Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

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A man walks into a bar, and spends all his money because he is an alchoholic.

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did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

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Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

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What's the animal that eats with its tail? All of them, since they won't take it off when they get to eat.

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Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

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Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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Hey girl, are you from Jamaica? Cus ja makin me go temporarily insane.

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Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

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What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

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What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

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