Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

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Society has given up on chairs that spin.

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What do you call a baby who was raped and murdered? Funny

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A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

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Yo mama's so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever it's very inspirational, good for her.

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

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look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

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Nuneaton..

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What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

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Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

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Thats sweet, thank you then.

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How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

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whats red and falls from a tree an apple

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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So a guy walks into a bar. He asks the woman next to him, ''Can I buy you a drink?'' The woman says,''No thank you.''

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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123 f*ck off

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