Religious fanatics: WE MUST NOT SIN! Jesus: And I died for their sins? They do not even try a bit of sex and rock and roll? Now that is a sin :( I died for nothing then :( Religious fanatics: Damn!

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Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

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What did the Anti-Semitic man say to the Jewish man beside him? Hello.

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Women's rights... Are a legitimate concern in today's society.

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What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

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A African American male and a Mexican male are both in a car, who is driving? Most likely the owner or the car.

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I'm a boy... I like hamburgers... Xbox is my favorite activity.... I have a dog... My dad is cheap... He's my doctor, my dentist, and my mom... Haha get it?

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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What’s the difference between a frog and a duck? One is a frog and one is a duck.

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Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

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uhh i dont feel like writing a joke

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

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What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

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I made a sandwich Lol jk, my gf made it for me

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

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I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

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A man walks into a bar carrying a piece of asphalt under his arm. The bartender says, "We don't serve construction workers here."

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who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

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Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

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Your mom is so ugly, that her job prospects are affected negatively, and your family suffers as a consequence.

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