Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

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A. Why did John survive the plane crash? B. Because he was master chief and he is awesom although cortana did not which John is sad about naturally.

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Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

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Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

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In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

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What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

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Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

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Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

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What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

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How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

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Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

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Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

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Why is the black boy made fun of at school? Because the kids at his school are racist.

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Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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Hellooooo whos there? Its me fred Fred? A Canadian

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

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What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor!

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