What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Notice how Anti-Joke MISSPELLED "user", writing "uses" instead. Probably most of you didn't notice until I posted this :)

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A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

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How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

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How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He is destroying his family.

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How does a black man get a job? Through an interview.

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oooh look a banshee

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

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I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

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why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

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there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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woman's rights

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Last night, I went fishing, caught a fish, brought it home, grilled it, ate it, and went to bed.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

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What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

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how did the girl with a hook-hand do her hair? She didn't

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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eden stop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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