I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

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God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

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why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

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What did the young boy say to the adorable kitten? "Aww"

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If I had 10 cents for every time a hobo asked for change i still wouldn't give him any money

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What did the Dyslexic man write on his Christmas card? Merry Christmas

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whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

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what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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DON"T READ THIS!

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Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grizzly bear in your apple

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only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

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Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

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Hey Caleb.

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What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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YES! EXACTLY!

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Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

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What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

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What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

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What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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