Two men walked into a bar. The third transformed into a duck and flew away.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobel Nobel who? There was no bell, that's why I'm knocking you idiot

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child labor

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There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

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What do you get if you cross a football with Theo Walcott? A goal kick.

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What does a scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!!

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Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

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AJ enjoyed his trip to Pen Island

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What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

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what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

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What did the baby say to the man? Babies can't talk ,the baby did not say anythingto the man!

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Man frantically runs into a bar, he suffers brain damage and cannot remember anything about his life. Though he tries to make everything go back to the way it once was, he and his wife grow distant and their family falls apart.

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This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

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My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

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i told my parents that i was having friends come over my dad said great my mom said great so i said great

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How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

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Why did the woman cry? She was sodomized by wild animals

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Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

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"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

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I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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Why did the man punch NUGE in the face? Because he got angry that NUGE was being such a BA person and he was jealous of NUGE'S style and he just got dumped by his ugly as poop mom which was eating Anti Chicken.

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

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Anti Joke

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