Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cook Pu. Ok then. Kelvin Yang.

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The WNBA.

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Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Doctor Interru- You have cancer.

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OK. so a guy walks up to another guy and says hi. The other guy said nothing. The other guy said hi again. The guy said nothing The guy got really mad and slapppeed him across the face. Finally the man said PURPLE RABBID COMPUTER TREES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and walked away while liking his blue brick.

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Women's rights.

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3 jews sits in a car. Who drives? Not Hitler.

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Why wasn't the crow allowed on the plane? He had too much carrion luggage

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A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

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Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

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My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

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there is a woman named shannen. she is happily married and has children.

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How do you put 4 elephants inside a Volkswagen? You'd have to the change the interior design of the car and probably cut most of the roof. How do you put a Giraffe inside a Volkswagen? You ask her nicely to squeeze in between the four elephants...

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A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

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In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

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Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

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A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

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What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

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Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

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What did the Polish man say to his doctor? "Witam, doktorze. By?em kaszel z ostatnich kilku tygodni i jest wysypka na moim lewym ramieniu. Czy jest co? co mo?na zrobi?, aby mi pomóc?" I don't know what it means, either.

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What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

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What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

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A boy asks his father how babies are made. The father responds, "Babies are created via coital sex. A man rhythmically inserts his erect penis into a woman's vagina until he ejaculates. If his semen successfully fertilizes her egg, a baby will slowly grow in her uterus. After roughly forty weeks of gestation, the baby will be born."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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