I was walking down the street and a guy fell down right next to me. He woke up a hour later and asked "what smells like year old cat pee?" I said "year old cat pee retard honestly." Then he died. Morale don't ask questions you don't want to know the answers to.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust Whats worse that the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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whats the difference between a black guy and and an asian person... who cares kill them both

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

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knock knock whos there your mother open the door

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Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

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jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

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hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

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Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "What will it be tonight?" He then promptly remembers he is on anti-joke.co but is too late to react. The horse has already shit on the floor. This is the fifth time this week that this has happened.

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A- knock knock B- whose there? A- Chuck Norris B- chuck norris who? A- are you retarded?

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Why'd the duck cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The duck.

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version 2 knock knock, whose there FU CK FU CK who FU CK YOU

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There is something fishy about.... the fish curry at home

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tommy is retared

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

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What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

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3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

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but there is a road to the super market

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How do you fit four gays on a barstool? You turn it upside down

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What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

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Whats worse than having a woman faking an orgasm? Having a guy fake one.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Wanna here a funny joke Oh right. You can't hear

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