Knock Knock Who's there

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

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why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

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Why was the baseball player arrested after stealing a base? Because he pulled out a knife and stabbed the shortstop in the chest.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has been sexually abusing 6 for all his life

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

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What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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Like CHUCK NORRIS, CHUCK NORRIS like You !

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What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

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How many Soviet Russians does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, in Soviet Russia, light bulbs are an unavailable commodity because the tyrannical government has called for a ban on unnatural illumination. A fact which is not lost on Mikhail, the light bulb maker whose wife died because his lack of business caused him to miss payments on his hospital bills.

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A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

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What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

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What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

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A girl walks into a strip club, she was tired of her husband and wanted to see how it was actually done.

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Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

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Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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