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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would? Probably a lot of wood.

Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Roses are red Voilets are blue I have a gun Get in the Van

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder lately? No? Neither has he.

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When is homework not homework? When it is turned into the teacher.

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

3 out of 4 questions. The lion king was holding a meeting and every animal was there except for one. What animal wasn't there? The elephant. It was still in the fridge.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks why the long face? the horse, incapable of understanding any human dialect, promptly shits on the floor and leaves

That's not what she said.

What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

If three men were rowing a rowboat backwards across your front lawn, and six of the four back wheels fell off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? 17 because footballs don't have feathers.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

What do you call girls that can run faster than me? Virgins

If somebody chucks skittles at you saying taste the frickin rainbow Run over them with a car and say "NationWide is on your side!!! ????

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

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