What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

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Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One baby is alive in the middle. What's worse than that? He is eating his way out...

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she get up? She had no legs. *Knock knock* Who's there? Not Suzie.

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A pedophile walks into a Nursery. He get's arrested.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

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Why was the black man a victim of racial prejudice? because he was black

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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What do you call a black person riding a bicycle? A black person riding a bicycle.

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What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

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Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

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What did the officer say to the black man? You're under arrest.

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why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.

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Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

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dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

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How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

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Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

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Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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