How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

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A: you have a strong arm. B: yea i work ou- A: you can master bate a whale.

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roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

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How do you kill chuck norris? With a gun...from 40 feet away

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A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

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how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

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Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

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Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

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What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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An apple a day keeps a check next to the "I ate an apple today" box on my "what I did today" daily checklist.

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Three men are in prison and comparing crimes. The first says that he got three years and he never robbed that store. The second says he served six years and he never hit that lady. The third said he got life, and he killed every child in that orphanage.

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How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

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What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

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Burp

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a black guy walks into a black bar

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How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Can I have... ...a beer." The bartender asks, "What's with the large pause?" To which the bear replies, "I have... ...a speech impediment."

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What's dried up and smells like potatoes? Potato ships and school french fries.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What's the difference between Stephani and a momma hippo? The mother hippo is slowly but surely losing weight while Stephani is packing on the pounds! :)

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What's green, and looks like money? Money...

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Good to see you today!

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Anti Joke

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