How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

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The Kidder vs Bratman, not featuring Robbing the gay wonder: "MUHAHAhAha Bratman if you get me ill kill myself!" HOHOHOHO. "Uh okay" "I totally will!" "Go ahead" "I promise!" Bratman kills the Kidder as a favor, and no crime runs around Goodham city ever the end. Moral: Totally original nothing stolen from Joker and the Batman.

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Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

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why did the girl cry because she was raped

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what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

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Poop

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Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

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Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

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Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

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What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

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Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

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Why did the window break? I threw a pig out it.

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What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA HAHAHAaaa WHYYYYYYYYY!?

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Roses are red,violets are blue you want me but i dont want you!

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What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

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What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

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How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

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What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

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