What's really ugly and smells like a hampster? My hampster.

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Dumbledore dies.

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

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Whats stupid and has words? THIS JOKE!

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

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So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

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Your mom is so stupid, she decided to go back to school.

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Why did the retarded man jump off a building to commit suicide? He didn't try to commit suicide. He was mentally retarted and didn't know any better.

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why did the black guy say he was ridin' dirty? because its been weeks since he last took it to the coin op, he's busy working as an I.T Specialist.

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A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

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I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

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a man walks into a bar..... OWW!!!!!!

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how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

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Why was Jesus able to walk on water? Because he was the son of God and therefore devine, he can do whatever he pleases

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koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

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Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

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Knock Knock Who is there? 9-11 9-11 who? You said you would never forget.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and the Jews? Harry Potter can escape the chambers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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