alston wang

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what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

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What do a Mexican and a elephant have in common? Aside from the fact they're both alive beings, they share the same kingdom, phylum, class and the fact of both being alive beings, each other are in constant contact with the environment, they both share affectionate ties with partners of their species, being them from the same family, breeding partner ou even just alive beings of the same especies of each one.

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whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

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Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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roses are red violets are blue im in class

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

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how many moms can you fit in a bathtub? as many as you want

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Person 1-How do you spell pulmonary embolism? Person 2-P-U-L-M-O-N-A-R-Y E-M-B-O-L-I-S-M. Person 1- Thanks. Person 2- Your Welcome.

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Yo mommas so fat they had to change 'one size fits all' to 'one size fits most'

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

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Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

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Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

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Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

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Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

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whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

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Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

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What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

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why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

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Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

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A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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