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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

What happened when a 16 year old guy went over to his friends party? found out he wasn't friends with anyone there, got kicked out and committed suicide.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a firefighter.

What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

Q: You know what you should add to your recipe? A: No, not really. Tell me. Q: What? Are you expecting an answer now? Why don't you just shoot me, huh?! Pee on my clothes and set them on fire! You racist son of an orange.... It certainly tastes better with oranges.

What did Osama Bin Laden say before was captured? nothing the U.S. military slit his throat on site

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

What's the song that goes like, duh duh da duh duh duh da da do?

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Knock, Knock! Who's there? Hatch! Hatchoo! Bless you!

An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Why did the deaf man take his parrot to work? He was weird.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

What has two legs, takes away your money, and causes depression? A Democrat.

What do you cal it when a black person gets married to a white person inner racial marriage

One day a child goes to the doctor and says, "it hurts when do this" as he pokes his throat. The doctor, after several well-performed deep tissue testing, diagnosed the child with stage four esophageal cancer. The child cried himself to sleep that night.

A man is driving the speed limit of 55 on the highway. He gets pulled over and the cop says, "Do you know how fast you were going sir?" The man replies "Well yes I was going 55, the speed limit." The cop says, "No you were going 80." The speedometers broken.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

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