How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

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What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

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Why did the blond fall of the ladder? She had no arms.

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the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

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Scientific fact: If you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

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Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

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Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

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What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby tied to a tree? Everything, infant mortality is a very sad thing.

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How many pairings of animals did Moses collect before the rain started? 1. 500 2. 50000 3. 500000000 4. Nobody really knows 5. It was Noah... Moral: Lol.

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why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

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what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

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Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

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How do you differentiate a Canadian from an American ? The American will have an American Passport,while the Canadian will have a Canadian passport.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

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What's worse than getting AIDS? Nothing.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

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Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

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How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

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Roses are pink. Violets are pink. The brony just took a dump. Don't give me that shit!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What kind of blue is not heavy? Light blue.

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What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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