What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

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The guy above me has a very nice joke

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What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

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roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon

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Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

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What do you call the black guy with a gun a ski mask on? Tyrone, because thats his name.

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Is your friend gay? Yeah, duh, of course he's happy.

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What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

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The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

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Someone told me once, but i had terrible memory so I had them tell me again.

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Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

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really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

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four little monkeys jumping on the bed... one fell of and bumped his head... mama called the doctor and the doctor said... im calling child protection services.

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Two men walk into a bar. It turns out the bar was a lever and set off a bomb. They both died.

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A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

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A Muslim boards a plane and he sits done quietly and politely just like everyone else, the plan lands safely at its destination.

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A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

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Where does a successful black person live? Neverland.

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what do you call a black man on crack? a crackhead.

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Why did the boy jump off a bridge? Because he saw it on tv

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what's white and goes up? a retarded snowflake

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