Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

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There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

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Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

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You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

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Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

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Why was 97 afraid of 98? Because 98,99, 100!

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69...you know how awkward this is now...

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How many Jews did Hitler kill during the Holocaust? Too many.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, it's impossible to determine the motivations of an animal that is incapable of speech.

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who's that hot blonde at the disco? your mother.

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Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

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What did billy get after sex? Herpes

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Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

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What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

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How do you make a puppy stop barking? Throw a brick at it.

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Q: What did the German say to the Jew? A: Guten Tag.

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How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

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the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

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wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

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What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

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Why was the man sleeping. He was tired

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say this really fast dick chick, chick, dick, dick chick,chick dick, dick chick if you cant like it

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Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

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How do you say a bad word in your language? Like this: "A bad word in your language"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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