Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, The middle one's for you!

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way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

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eden stop

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What can an elevator do that a mexican can't? Raise a family.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

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what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

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Camerons hair is Curly..

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How do you kill a Jew? The same way you kill any person. It could be gunshot, strangulation, hanging, poison etc. They are the same as every other human being, so you would kill them just like any other human being.

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Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

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Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

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how many blondes did it take to fix a nuclear reactor? 1 she was a black japanese rapist

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

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Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

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Q: What do you do when you see a half dead black guy on your front lawn? A: Call the ambulance because he is dying

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken crossed the road accidentaly as chickens are absent minded.

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A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

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What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

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YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem makes no sense FIRETOE!!!

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have you seen Stevie Wonders house? Nope. oh well sorry for bothering you

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how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

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When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

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Anti Joke

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