What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

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It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

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Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

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What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

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What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

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The king has three daughters. One day, one of the daughters comes into his room and asks, "Father, why is my name Rose?" King replies,"well, a rose petal fell on your head when you were a baby." The next day, the second daughter comes into his room and asks,"Father, why is my name Tulip?" the king replies,"A tulip fell on your head when you were a bay." On the next day, the final daughter comes in and says, "BLAJSFUAGHASRAKKKKKK." The king says,"Shut up, Cinderblock."

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

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Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

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guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

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Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

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What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean????? What Nothing they just waved ???? Oh Do you sea what I did there ???? No I'm shore you did ???? By Erin

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken? His name.

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[Set up] [No punch line]

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

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What did the policeman say to the man robbing the bar? Stealing is wrong. Then the police read the man his Miranda laws.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

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Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

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There is no joke here, stop reading.

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Phil sees a hitchhiker wandering past his car on the sidewalk. He asks Phil if he can take him to his house, and Phil says no, and keeps driving. Six seconds later the hitchhiker is crossing the street in search of somebody else, when he is hit by a bus and dies.

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Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

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Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

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