How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

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What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

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what's the difference between a male and female skeleton? The jaw bone structure

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i love weed i fuc king really do i fuc king love smoking weed with you.And i love a fat spliff and i love a fat bong why cant we all just sing along!!!

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whats really hot the sun

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Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks... ...into an alleyway to have a quick smoke before entering the bar his friends went in.

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What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

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Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

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Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

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Why did the man die? He was old.

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Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

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What's gold and looks like a brick? A gold brick. What's gold and looks like a nugget? A gold nugget. Whats gold and like a car? Gold. I lied about the car.

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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Do thumbs down me likes in this anti joke website?

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what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

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Q : What did Piers tell his friend before leaving ? A : Bye.

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Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

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How do you break up with a guy? you kick him in the nuts.

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What did the jerk say to the Mexican? You are a Mexican

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Q: What's that white, sticky stuff on your mom? A: Glue

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

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once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

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