What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

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So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

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2 guys walk into a bar, a third guy carefully ducks under it

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car? "Robin, get in the car."

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tom hall

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What's stupid and a waste of time? Anti joke .com because people on here are too ignorant and serious cuz it's not funny. It's anti joke G-Dang it. Come on seriously

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

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Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

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What do you call a muslim on an airplane? A airline passenger.

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Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

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What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

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You should never talk to strangers.

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What is better than tissues? Correct!

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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Stephen Hawking

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Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

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What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

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Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

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Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

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This guy gets on a plane and leaves he takes a bite of a green Apple and says to sower then he takes a bite out of a red Apple and says to sweet so he takes a bite of a gernade and says to crunchy so the plane lands and he walks past a little boy crying and says little boy why are you crying because a green Apple came down and hit my dog in the head so he's walking along and sees a nether boy crying and says little boy why are you crying cause a red Apple came down and hit me on the head so he's walking along abd sees a little girl laughing little girl he says why are you laughing cause I farted and the building be hind me bluw up lol ????

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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