What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

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Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

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Q: How do you know your gay? A: When you have unexpected desires for men, which is a sin to a religion, so the choice of being gay is against the bible and you would soon be sent to the pit of fire we call hell.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dream of a day when chickens won't be questioned about their actions

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Wanna hear a joke? Me to.

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Why did Alex die? He choked on a semi truck

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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Why did the pirate fall off his ship? He got pushed off by another pirate

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... So he could be hit by a car.

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What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a bus.

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Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

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What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

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A baby seal walks into a club.... Oh....

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A black man, a mexican, and a christain are on an island. There are also many other people on the island, since all of North America and South America is one giant land mass.

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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why did summer hit the child because the child is jackson

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Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

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WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

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roses are red violets are blue i am bipolar so am i

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What did the man at the haberdashery say? Six and seven-eighths, bub, six and seven-eighths.

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

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How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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