why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was stapeled on to the elephant.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

A man walks into a bar. He has three drinks, then he leaves because he realizes he needs to get home because he has to get up early to go to his job in the morning.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

I'm taken

thumb_up thumb_down -44

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

69

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Knock Knock there's a doorbell

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no hands.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Your mom is so fat, that last night after reading and edition of Cosmo, she skipped dinner and cried herself to sleep due to her inability to live up to such an unrealistic feminine stereotype.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What did the father say to his daughter? "I'm going to rape you."

thumb_up thumb_down -44

Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

thumb_up thumb_down -7

mexicans fishing

thumb_up thumb_down -2

I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops