four score and seven years ago. . sharks with frickn laser beams attached to their FRICKeN HEADs.

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Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

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Whats worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

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what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

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Roses are red, But ravens are black, please go to China, and never come back!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

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What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

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MAKE

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YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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ok i got one for ya 2 Penn State coaches walk in to a butt....

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A blond walks into an electronics store. Then she promptly walks out, as she got the wrong store.

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Niall Horan

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I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

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yo mama so dumb that we sat her down to take a standardized, comprehensive IQ test measuring spatial, logical, linguistic, and memorization abilities. Her aggregate score was an 87, indicated she is roughly one standard deviation below the mean of the population, which is not low enough to qualify for government assistance under the Americans with Disabilities Act (1990) but does impede her understanding of more complex abstract concepts and things pertaining to higher culture. In spite of this, she has raised a child of average intelligence, and has retained the same job at Walgreen's for 14 years, People seem to like her because she is polite and rarely late. Your mother is an inspiration to low-IQ people living in high-IQ developed countries, demonstrating that an inability to fully understand abstracts does necessarily lead to a life of meagerness and frustration, so long as you work hard, keep your spirits high, and accept Jesus Christ as your personal lord and savior.

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Nope, but yeah Felix looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, I think, nah it was Oswald the Lucky rabbit I believe, and he used to get his ass kicked by... Damn, what`s the name of the fat cat that beat up Mickey in steamboat willie?

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Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

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Andrew's a bald wankstain.

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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poop

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Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

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What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

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who is smarter than a human? a nerd

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