- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme Refrigerator

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

I farted and it smells like rotten ham with melted cottage cheese now dislike this please.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when the elephants were coming? Here come the elephants! What did Jane say when the elephants were coming? Here come the plums! (She was color blind.)

how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

What did the black guy said when he ate a pie? Nothing, he learned not to speak with a full mouth.

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

3 jews are walking into a bar. the first jew orders a shot of vodka, drinks it and says "long live my family!" the second jew orders a shot of whiskey, drinks it and says "long live my friends" the third jew orders water, because he is the one that is driving tonight.

Q: Why is 8 afraid of 9? A:Because 9 killed 8's family

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels in your presence? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue.

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

That joke was so funny that I fell off my dinosaur. Then afterwards had to be put in a rehabilitation center because I am schizophrenic and dinosaurs are extinct.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A shocking example of the cruelty suffered by animals at hands of humanity.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

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