when does lady gaga wake up? when she dreams about a bad romance

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Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

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What is scary? Obama might get reelected.

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whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

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Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

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What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

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What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

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What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

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why did the kid fall off the swing? someone threw a fridge at him

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley full of aluminium cans, He took them to the scrapyard and sold them as this is his only source of income right now

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What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

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What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

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Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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Roses are Red Toilets are Blue Get out of Me way I Need to POO!

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your mom is so old that she farts dust.

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What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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