How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One No One Who? ...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

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Whats the difference between a black baby and white baby? I raped the black baby

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What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

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What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

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What do you call a really small grape? A grape.

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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your mama is so fat that she weighs 261 pounds.

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Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

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What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

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How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Sally." "Go away, Sally. I told you I am not interested." Kevin slammed the door on his colleague, as Sally proceeded to find somebody else and move on with her life. Kevin later in life became a drug addict, and got thrown in jail. Sally got married and had four kids, and while she feels bad for Kevin, she is happy with her life.

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your mom is so ugly that she was made fun of in highschool so much that she now has social issues and a fear of close relationships which is why she left you and your father at age 5

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Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

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What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

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Who's a looser and has no friends??? Max!!! His address is 2131 HighHills Narrow...

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Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

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Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

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how do you start a stamped in mexico roll a nickle down the street sad thing is you just lost a nickle

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

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SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

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