I'm a white rapper bro I do it all the time People don't like me cuz my words don't match

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What didn't last long? You in the bed

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whats 1 + 1? 2

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caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

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What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

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Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

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Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

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jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has an abusive farmer and needs to get away before it gets any worse.

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Knock Knock The doors already open

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

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Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

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Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

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What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

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Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

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Why did the girls head explode while eating supper? There was a grenade in her food.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

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I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

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The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

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A POW is sitting in his cell when the guard walks up to him. He says "You may choose one of these tortures, drowning or listening to Rebecca Black." The POW chose Rebecca Black, for even though he disliked her music, it was much better than getting drowned

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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