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What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

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where's waldo? in a picture book.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? A ride to a Concentrtation Camp.

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

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the fat boy named biggins ate a twinkie, a man named scruffy came along and shot biggins, now biggins has no nose

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Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

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What's worse than getting a jigsaw puzzle for your birthday? Slavery

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What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

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your mom is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said... ok

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Fill in the _________ Ans: Cup Posted By: Lram

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What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

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Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

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How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

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Canida

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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9/11

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If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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How do you kill a blonde? Well there are many ways, but all of which are wrong because murder is illegal.

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Anti Joke

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