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Yo mama is so stupid, she believes in god. God isn't real.

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We are both missing the picture here friend, those bastards chose to fuck up my eye themselves, and while I do not completely trust you, (as far as I know you might still be a faggotqueer trying to mindfuck me), I trust you enough to take my chances. As for my eye, its fucked, I see light with it, and that is pretty much what I am going to keep seeing from it besides it looks like shit, on the bright side I look 20 percent more bad ass with an eye-patch than without, I am physically and mentally scarred, and as far as physically goes, I dig the look. Dont worry, you seem overly concerned about what people here are gonna think, it is ironic how the shitty system here makes it so easy to hide ones identity, you know if people do it right, know nothing about computers myself.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay man's house. Knock knock... Who's there? The Chicken

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I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

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What is the difference between a firework and a dog? One is funny to blow up and the other one is pretty lights

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What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

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How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

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What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

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Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

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I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

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Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

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What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

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How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

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Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in her toilet with the handle greased.

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

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Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

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My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

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Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

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Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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