Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

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Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

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Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

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Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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Whats the fastest way to a man's heart?? Saw through his breastplate.

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What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

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What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

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Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

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Knock knock *open*

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Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

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The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

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Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

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Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

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What does the average fishermen catch Fish

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there was a blond, a brunette, and a redhead at the edge of a cliff The blond being stupid jumped off the cliff and broke every bone in her body

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What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

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why did the black guy win a gold medal in the olympics? hard work, dedication and determanation! what no one else can be bothered to do anymore because of all this new technology and stuff!! get of your arse and do something active. NOW!

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

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what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

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how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

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How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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