- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

Did you hear that Jerry Sandusky won the swimming race? He's in very good shape for a man his age.

What do a dog and a tree have in common? BARK!

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

yo momma so stupid she should probably be taken to a specialist as she may have a learning disability.

Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ghuieruioytidhfdvbshdkhfjh

What did the falling bridge say to the other bridge? Well bridges can't talk but if it could it, then it would say AHH! I am falling

whats blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF

What do you call a man who laughed at a joke that wasn't funny? A man who gets amused at the littlest things.

Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

your brother so fine that hes skinney

Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

What happened after four homosexual clowns all squeezed into a little toy car simultaneously? Children and parents alike were amazed by this feat, and considered their $5 entrance fee very well spent.

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

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