Let's see how many dislikes this can get!

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Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, There's gas in your shower, Because you're a Jew. Love, Hitler

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qg6AkhIYVs

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You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

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yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

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What is worse than finding a worm in an apple? The Holocaust

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why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did sam and jolanda drop their pudding? They got hit by a flying tree.

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Your mother is so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and eat foods with nutritional value.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the woman not make her husband a sandwich? Because he died in 9/11

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What happens when a Republican accidentally walks into a Gay/Straight Alliance meeting? The man asks if he is in the right place. He apologizes and then leaves.

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You wanna see my secret freckle? NO! How about my butt? What!!!!!!!

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

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a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

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What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

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When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

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What did the person with down syndrome do? He mumbled for a while, chewed on his thumb, fell flat on his face, and died.

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Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

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