What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

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A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

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blind man walks into a . . . .. .

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How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

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Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

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Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

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Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

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What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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Whats long and hard? a pole

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What did the boy with asthma say to his friend I can't breath

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How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Pinus Testicles

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What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Cruchie.

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whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

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Why did Jenny fail her driving test? She was hit by a train.

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If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

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So the priest took the 6 year old boy into the confessional...and He told him to say 3 Hail Mary's.

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Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

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What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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