Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

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Paul and Steve, Siamese twins attached at the head, come to a fork in the road they are traveling. Paul wants to go left, while Steve wants to go right. They pause for a moment to figure out which direction would be the best choice for the both of them. They decide to go Paul's way, and as they continue to travel in silence, they try to imagine what life as a self-reliant individual would be like.

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people magazine

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Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

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What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

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What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

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I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

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Yeah, I mean to be honest with you, I get that one a lot.

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What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

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You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

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Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

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A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple getting blow jobed by a giant squirrel

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Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

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What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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What did the frog say when he heard his family was dead? "ribbit"

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Roses are red Violets are blue Fvck this poem I'll just go play video games.

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What did the tractor say to the farmer? Nothing, tractors don't talk

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Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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