Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

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Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

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This site is easy to upload to...

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Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

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a horse walks into a bar except it wasn't a horse it was Sarah Jessica Parker

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Hollywood presents: "HELP US MARIO! THE WORLD IS BEING OVERWHELMED BY KOOPA AND HIS FORCES OF TURTLES!" "What the hell do you want me to do? I am a damn plumber, squish them? Besides they are just turtles" "Oh yeah..." Steven Spielberg: Get bay on this script, at least its much better than the first one.

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whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

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Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

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Why did the Asian eat so much rice? Because he was hungry.

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Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

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what happens when you put samuel jackson on a plane with snakes? They make a movie

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roses are grey violets are grey im colorblind but your face is still black!!!

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How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

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Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

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What do you call a black man yelling into a crowd? a preacher

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who farted? umm........that guy.

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Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

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knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

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What's worse than losing your phone? Getting raped anal until phones fall out

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what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

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A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

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Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

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what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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