- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

A man, a woman, and a kid are sitting at a table. They are eating dinner, the kid turns to the man and proceeds to explain how he wishes to drop out of school. The man sends him to his room as punishment. The man and the woman resume eating their dinner.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

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Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

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What do you call a Mexican baptism? A blessed occasion.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

what do you call justin bieber having sex baby baby baby oh

What's harder than nailing a baby to a tree? My penis whilst im doing it.

why did the cow eat the seahorse/ because my shift keys are broken1

The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

ure mama's so fat

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

Where did Susie go after the bombing? Everywhere

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

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