Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown, sticky and crawls up your leg? A homesick poo.

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Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

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What is the hardest part about rollerblading? Most commonly the balance part.

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What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

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I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

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Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

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knock knock whos there? yo mama yo mama who? yo mamas mama!!

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'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

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A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

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How did Matt stop the robbers? He called the police.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

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A fat man buys a salad

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Q: What did the Black man say to the kool ade Man? A: You're not real -BonkersLive

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What is worst then falling off a tree....... Falling off a bigger tree

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If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

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What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

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Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

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Doctor, Doctor. I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your problems. You've got AIDS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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