Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

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When life gives you lemon squeeze it in someone's face

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What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

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What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

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There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

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The once was a little girl named Suzy who liked swings; the only trouble was that she had no arms. In order to avoid having any jokes written (and recycled thousands of times) about this fact, she decided to run a sponsored marathon in order to pay for prosthetic arms. Suzy swung happily for the rest of her days. [L]

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Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

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Your mom is so fat that she actually had a pretty hard time finding a husband.

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a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

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Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:*sob*

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What did the moose say to the hunter? I don't know, what? Nothing, a moose is an animal therefore it can't say anything.

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When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

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knock knock. whos there?(haha ive never made my own joke before) Nick Nick who? Nick Saghir Oh, come in. Would you like some cookies?

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two guys walk into a bar. the third guy ducks

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How do you make a blond to shoot herself? You give her a gun and than ask her to pull the trigger.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

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all the kids had fun

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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How do you make a baby float? Two scopes of Ice cream and two scopes of baby.....and the holocaust.

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How did the car get a dent? Terrorists bombed the house next to it

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Where do dinosaurs go on vacation? Dinosaurs are mainly extinct except for a select few such as crocodiles, which are arguably ancestors of dinosaurs. With this in mind, dinosaurs do not go on vacation because they are dead.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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i have cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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