I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

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Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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There were two busses. The one was red, the other one went to France.

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the KFC man was chasing him.

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i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

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I said I hate niiggers

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Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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What's the difference between 2 flies? Their DNA

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What do you call a mulsim that tattles on you for vandilising muslim propaganda Target Practice

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

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Why did the black guy scream? well, he just saw his friend get shot, and there was blood everywhere.

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What do you call 200 black people dead in the ocean? It's a start.

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How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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