So like i was like 3 and I was like stupid or something I was only three, come on! three

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Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

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Women.

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

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Moo! I'm a goat!

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What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

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Bill:What do you get when you cross a panda and an eagle? Joe:I don't know what? Bill: Is that even possible?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why the f*** do so many people ask this question?

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Thumbs this down

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When im invisible you cant see me, i know

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Womens Basketball.

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What do you call a room full of Jews? A gas chamber.

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What do vampires cross the sea in?

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Did you know?

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roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

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Q: Do you know what really makes me smile? A: Facial Muscles.

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a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

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i once thought i could do crytal meth but then i thought naw better not

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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If three men were rowing a rowboat backwards across your front lawn, and six of the four back wheels fell off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? 17 because footballs don't have feathers.

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Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* *Busts open door* "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

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Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

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Anti Joke

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