Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

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How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

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when there's trouble lurking in your neighbourhood, who you gonna call? The local authorities.

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A black man and a white woman cross paths while walking on the sidewalk. After greeting each other, they continue on their way. Each goes on to enjoy their respective day free of racism and sexism.

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Lindsay Lohan

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Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

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I read the terms of service.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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How many people live in China? At least ten.

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Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

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These anti-funny jokes are so funny, i realized that i would like to read another one

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

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What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

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Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

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Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

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whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

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Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

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kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

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squirrels with massive bonerss

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Women's Rights

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There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

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