WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

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A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

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Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

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In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

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haha, you're an orphan

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Why was the gay kid beaten to death Because he was also an outstanding racist and lived in a highly populated african american community.

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Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

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Why did the man fall off the swing? he got hit in the back of the head with a shovel.

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Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

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Jesus sacrificed his life to prove that he was immortal. So where does the part where he gets nailed to a stick and beaten the shit out of fit in?

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two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

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Did you hear the one about the Gay Irish Politician who was running for President?! He withdrew his candidacy.

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What did the mime say when he met the clown. Nothing.

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Whats the difference in car and a bicycle? One has an engine and drivetrain designed to run on gas and the other is powered by your output of work

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OBAMA

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A white guy, a black guy, and a chinese man all walk in to a magic shop, at different times in the day to buy different products.

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How do we achieve world peace? KILL EVERYBODY. Nobody can fight when they're dead.

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A black man, a mexican, and a christain are on an island. There are also many other people on the island, since all of North America and South America is one giant land mass.

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

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Why did the chicken cross the road...

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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your social life.

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