poop

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Why couldnt the car move? It got blown up by a tank.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

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knock knock. Who's there? The delivery man.

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yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

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Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

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This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

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Nickelback

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how do you break up with your girlfriend? talk about their race.

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Do you know what has always angered me about people not choosing to control their own lives Nero?

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knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

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Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

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3 like an eel

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What do u call a black astronaut? An astronaut, you racist prick

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2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey lolololol Im a dog

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What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

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out of your comfort zone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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