What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

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You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

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What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it hit a poll and died of brain damage the next day

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Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

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What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

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Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

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What do you call a man with a cigar in his mouth. A person with bad health and dirty teeth.

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How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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A fat guy!

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

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How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None

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?J?o?k?e?

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What is red and has seven dents? Snow White's Cherry.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

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Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

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How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

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What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

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guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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