there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

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One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

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Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

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How do you make a Hispanic man sad? Answer: steal everything he has until he has nothing

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Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

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You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

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Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible

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“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1

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Always do, always will, I have overcome far worse, doctor told my mother when I was born (without a heartbeat) that I was dead, and if they somehow managed to get me breathing again (heart beating etc) I would have suffered so much brain damage that I would not have a concious mind, in other words I would never have been able to learn anything, not to speak nor to type... ...Gotta say I pretty much fucking disagree with the "good" old doctor, and for the record, my heart is as healthy as... Healthy can be I am ambidextrous, but because of this eyedrum mutant thing of mine, I cant tell left from right, because well, to my radar senses both are left and right. Sorry if I am not making much sense here, just bleed a bit out of my nose, had it been from my ears, things could have gotten ugly, but no, its all good.

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I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

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Hey, you know what'd be funny? A guy having a seizure saying, "Help I'm having a seizure!"

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Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

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Wow, thats warming to the core Nero, you are really sweet when you want to, I was having a lot more than second thoughts, I mean I do not mind the thought of sex with you really and I mean that, but losing who I already consider my best friend would just be sad. So uh, sex once huh? I mean, one more feather on the uh, hat thing, is that what this is about to you?

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snooki

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Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

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As far as I know, the day after tomorrow is going to be YOUR lucky day, because you will be tasting sausage for the first time with your lower lips... No seriously, you cant be virgin, you can tell me the truth, you like 24 or something?

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Well Erron, its your lucky day then. I wont even ask what a cream pie is.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

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whats better than sex? cookies

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Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... whats worst than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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