Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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A man walks in to a bar, the bartender asks "what will it be?" The man says i don't know, what will it be?"

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what did the kid say when pee-wee was about to rape him ...huh just make it quick

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How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

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A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed!" The 14 year old yells back "Excuse me? Do you see a fvcking pickaxe?"

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A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

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who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

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A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

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What is the difference between two little red cubes who are excactly the same in weight lengt colour etc. ??? One is actually a blue ball!

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whats dumb and small? dandruff

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An irish man walks out of a bar

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How will Jesse die? His mom doesnt have any food left (or money) so she eats him, and then jesse's fat little brother farts on his obese corpse

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An man walks to a bra

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What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

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Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

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Q: What do Obama and George Washington have in common? A: They are both intelligent, trustworthy presidents who truly care for what is best for the United States. Except for Obama.

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If you are good at taking quizzes, you are quizzical. What are you if you are good at taking tests? Testical.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

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Have you noticed when you see geese flying and they're in a V pattern, often one side will be longer than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side.

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why cant ben cry, because i gorged his eyes out with a popsickle stick.....

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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