What did Chuck Norris say to the man that asked for his autograph? He happily obliged and continued on with his day.

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Q what r u eating under there? Aunderwear ewww thats nasty

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

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Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

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How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

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What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

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Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

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Why does steve wonder always smile? He doesn't know he's black

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A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

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What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

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Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

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Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

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so today i took a poop. hehe

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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how many neggers does it take to screw in a light bul.... Nvm, Neggers be too busy screwing ur wife, plus they're lazy.

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Adam ci ?mierdz?cy kutas mi sie ya mam

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How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

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One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

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Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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A man walks into a bar. He has three drinks, then he leaves because he realizes he needs to get home because he has to get up early to go to his job in the morning.

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Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

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Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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