Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

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So a horse walks into a bar... I forget the rest of the joke but you're mom is a whore..

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What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

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What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

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A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

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It was a beautiful day. Face.

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A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

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I work for a Jewish Carpenter. He pays me minimum wage.

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No.

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

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Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

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How do you put a bananna in a mini-van? Walk up to the mini-van and stick it in the backseat.

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What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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Hello

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Why did the little girl stop going to dance class? She broke both of her legs in a terrible train accident

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Whats the differnce betwwen a Wheelbarrow and a sack of dead babies The wheelbarrow is not in my garage

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? He looked at his gas bill.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

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What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

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A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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