- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock! Come in.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

Sixty... eight

Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

What's long, hard, and full of seamen? An ejaculating penis.

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

Nope, I mean you can try, but my phone is busted and the code on the chip my galpal here managed to finally get into the cell, has sixteen digits so damn small that none of us can read it,

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

The Holocaust

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

So a frog and a penguin were talking and the frog says, " I have some good news and some bad news. The bad news is we're freezing, but the good news is: We have a conoe!".

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

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