A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

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Your mom

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Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

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the asian kid gets an F

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The latter three thousand pages of this website.

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Q: What is better than sex? A: A relationship where you can be completely intimate with your partner

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

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Why did the boy eat his bagel? He was hungry.

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What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

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What does a black man, an Irishman, and a Jewish man all have in common? Male genitalia.

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

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A black person in the NHL

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What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

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What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

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Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

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What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

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Pickup line: Hey do you like flowers? Because you stole my flowers.

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What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

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Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

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roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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