whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

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Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

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"It smells like Up dog in here." "How do you know what the dog from the movie "Up" smells like? It's computer-animated and not real." "I...I think I have a brain tumor..."

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What did the snake say to the rat?

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How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

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Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

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What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

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What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

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Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

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WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

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Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

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I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

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roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

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a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

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a man makes a bad joke

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You Know Wats Funny? Jokes....

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What did the old man say? Im old

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whats the difference between a white jew and a black jew the black jew is treated poorly and is sent to the back of the gas chamber

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Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

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Anti Joke

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