Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

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What happens if you confuse your male best friend's and your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, their both named Adam.

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what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

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RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

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Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

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-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

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Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

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Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

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What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

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Whats big brown and sticky A sappy oak tree

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Why is cheese yellow? Answer: I don't know, I was hoping that you would know.

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

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A Black, a Jew and a Hispanic walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this some kind of a joke?"

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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A Jew, a lesbian, and an Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender then cards them and sends them out because they're all under 21.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

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Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

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Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

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You so dumb that you weighed 100 pounds and ate a peanut and weighed 500 pounds!

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whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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