Knock knock Who's there? Hurry up, let me in! Hurry up, let me in, who? *gunshot*

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer-pressure.

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What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

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A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

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what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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roses are red violets are blue i have candy im about to rape you

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

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A grasshopper hops into a bar and orders a drink. "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" exclaims the bartender. "You have a Melanoplus Differentialis?" asks the grasshopper. "Yes."

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ROSES ARE RED WATCHES ARE GOLD GET ON YOUR KNEES AND DO WHAT YOUR TOLD

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Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

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A train poops its pants.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head

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Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

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How come the black man couldn't be seen on film? He could be seen on film, he's not a vampire.

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A boy with red hair is happy.

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Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

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why was the man scared of the tree because it was shady

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