A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on a deserted island when a genie appears and offers each of them one wish. Before making any decisions on what to wish for, the discuss what the smartest choice is. They return to the genie. The brunette wishes to return home, as does the blonde. The redhead wishes to be able to walk again. The genie denies the wish because to walk again she would have to wish for two legs. The genie leaves and the redhead eventually dies of dehydration as she cannot move and the water that she reaches from the ocean contains salt which dehydrates her faster than the water hydrates her.

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I have a dig bick you that read wrong you read that wrong too.

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Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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want to hear a cheesy joke? ... cheddar

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kill children dont worry about it

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This poem sucks. I like math!

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Whats the difference between a house and a mouse If you think about it , quite a lot really

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What's harder than nailing a baby to a tree? My penis whilst im doing it.

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Darude - Sandstorm

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How do you survive a plane crash?? You don't

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I am Skaldak!

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4/20.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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how do you have a great time in a college town you don't

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first one.

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The Holocaust.

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minorities.....

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I'm not here.

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Chuck Norris watches TV.

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What do you call it when 1 person has an imaginary friend? A mental disorder. What do you call it when 1 billion people have an imaginary friend? A Religion.

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Justin Beiber and a speaker = no hearing within a 25 mile area

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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