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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

An atheist and a Christian are sitting next to each other on the bus, however both of them believe it inappropriate to talk religion with complete strangers so neither one finds out about the others beliefs and they never see each other again.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

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At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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