- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.

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Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

what you get time to go with? - a clock

why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

What did the girl say to her tits? I wanna suck u.

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What do you call a man with no heart? Dead

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

What's long, hard, and filled with semen? A submarine

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink and sighs heavily, waiting to escape the reality of his broken home, his cheating wife, and his high school dropout kid.

What do you say to a woman in the kitchen? Cook me some food.

"I see," said the blind man to the deaf man.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

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