If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

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A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

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how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

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What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

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what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

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Do you work at subway? Because I often enjoy eating there and i think the food is pretty good. I do not however eat there everyday because i might get overweight and get a eating disorder.

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No. Yes.

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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Why did the dog die? He was old

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How many fingers does Charlie Sheen have? 8. and 2 thumbs. just like most everybody else.

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Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

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Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

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Q: What did the Big Bad Wolf say to Little Red Riding Hood? A: Nothing, wolfs are mentally nor physically capable of talking

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? That boy that dropped a perfectly good ice cream cone from a road accident involving a bus due to lack of road safety awareness Oh yeah, and I guess the fact that he probably died or was injured for life is pretty bad too

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Now heres a boy who can't read. Ngjmhgmgk? MTGKMJHGMjhkmjh(hgjnhgfjhgfj nj nvj vj kvnmg ifh) njki nj jo ncj kgjkfngjfk jkn jkgfngkfn gkn kgfnigkfnmg km kgf kglfn kglf kglgkflnm klnm mklm khlgfpnkmfklnmlk mbk lm klgfnmk gfmkngfnkgfklfknm m k kf mkfl m k gflmgkffmkopfdjtorper srhes hngfdlj;sdnht rktrtnr rdpkng ngngf.

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A fat man walked into a hot dog.

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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god walks into a bar orders a beer and then remembers he's not real

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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