- What do you call a black man who drives a bus? - An african american bus driver.

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If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

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What is black, often hung by a rope on a tree, and something white people like to play with? A tire swing.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your family is dead, I killed them.

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The grass is always greener on the side that uses manure and fertilizer daily.

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What do you call a cow climbing a tree? Amazing. How many cows have you seen climbing trees?

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Justin Bieber having an erection.

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So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

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Q. How do you make time fly? A. It is highly impossible to make time fly for there is 24 hours in a day, 60 minutes in an hour, and 60 seconds in a minute so therefore the time flows how it should and we do not have such power to do it even though many people claim they do when they know they really don't

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Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

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What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

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How do you get a blind man out of a tree? Yes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The parking lot was across the street from KFC.

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Why did the horse escape from his stable? He didn't. He stayed there all night and his owner took him out the next day as the weather was beautiful.

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One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

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Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

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Hey I Just Met You , And This is Crazy But Don't Text. My Phone Cuz You Stalk Me Daily #Taste_MyCarmel

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Why does Jonny have a phobia birds? Because he has one glued to his face.

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What do you call a dog eating a dead dog? A hungry dog

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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