Why aren't there alligators in a bookstore? Because alligators would pose a danger to customers.

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A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

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Know what's worse than three bee stings? living every day in fear of your schizophrenic hallucinations

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What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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You know what's catchy? A cold

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How many monkeys can play COD at once? It depends on how many controllers you have.

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Black people

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

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man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

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A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

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Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

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What's worse than dropping you ice-cream cone? Signing your post on Anti-joke.com

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman crashed onto a desert island... The Englishman swiftly used his satellite phone to broadcast their location and they were taken home to their worried families.

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hi my name is? joe

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OMG guess what she just told me!! idk......im deaf.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

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Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

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Why did the mushroom go to the party??? Cuzz he was a fungi (fun guy)

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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Freddie Mercurys teeth

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"Whats your favorite number?" "9." "Is it because thats your jersey number." "Thats my jersey number?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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