what do you call a person who rides a bike a lot? BATMAN!!! -s.s

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What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

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What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

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The original "Chicken cross road" joke is a Anti joke in itself.

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womens rights

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What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

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ok... let me think of something good! Write Your Own It's easy to take part, just type your text below! ok... let me think of something good! Write Your Own It's easy to take part, just type your text below! ok lets... wait.. wtf I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

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Q: What's the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde? A: Whereas intelligent blondes are known to exist, most scientists discount the existence of Bigfoot and consider it to be a combination of folklore, misidentification, and hoax, rather than a living animal, in part because of the large numbers thought necessary to maintain a breeding population.

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Jared Gough is a slut

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Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "How's it going?" The man replies, "Bless you." The man walks out of the bar, as his peers realize he was honest when he told them a week earlier that he had autism.

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What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

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haha look at that guys shirt! what's wrong with it? i don't know.. nothing i guess

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A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

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Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

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what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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After thinking hard for a very long time, the pig realized he was a fat, worthless piece of shit.

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Transformers: Shadow of the Dark Risen Monday. The Autobots starring in more explosions, more random fighting! Zero narrative nor explanations! One constant explosion trough the whole movie! But do not worry! Did you believe that the final battle versus Optimus Prime and his evil Dimensional counterpart Optimal Evilus would be the ones fighting at standing at the end? NO! This is far more exciting! 16 year old Nick is seeking the love of his life in the 42 year old grandmother Mirabella Torres, and ends up proving his love by pushing the button that instantly kills Optimal Evilus`s ultimate form Evilus Supreme! "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?" Honest reviews. "Yeah we love it that part where Optimus Prime forgets who is fighting and beats the shit out of Jazz and his totally non racist MonkeyBot Obamabus, seriously, this needs to die" Transformers lovers. "You gotta love that scene where Megatron starts blowing up his own allies because explosions!" Transformersmoviefans.com. "So why did Optimus Prime refuse to kill his Evil dimensional brother thing? I mean he was from another dimension, why did he go around like "NO HE IS MY BROTHER IN SOME DIMENSION! YOU MUST INSERT THE SPARK INSIDE ME DEEP INSIDE ME NICKY! DEEPER!" People Magazine. "So this time they just made the Decepticon`s weakness a button so small only a human can push it huh?" People... Just people. "MY EAAAAAAAAARSSSS!" MICHAELBAYGAVEMEPTSD.ORG. Moral: Wow it says skynet is watching all the time now at solvemedia, unexpected considering the first thing I posted was the terminator XXXV thing. So, is it some sort of easter egg feature? I mean I would not believe myself if someone told me that.... Which is actually what makes this kinda creepy...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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