What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead of getting hit by the plane because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and ever since he was 8 years old he has wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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a muslim walks into a bar, he then remembers his religion forbids the drinking of alcohol and walks back out

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A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

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If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

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A homosexual black man and a 13 year old child are in the shower at the local gym. The black man says to the boy "you dropped your soap, why don't you pick it up?" The boy promptly thanks the black man, picks up his soap and continues to shower.

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How can you tell which kids belong to Dolly Parton? From the strech marks on their lips :|

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whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

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whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

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what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

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Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

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Why couldn't the blind man drive? His sight impairment made him unable to fulfill the task without harming himself and potentially other people.

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the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

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What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

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Whats the difference between a Duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock.. Whose there? Not Sara

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How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

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If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

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Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

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What is black and blue and really is not in the mood for sex? The new girl at the women's shelter.

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A Muslim walked into a bomb shop. Turns out he was in the wrong store so he left and went on with his day.

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Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

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whats stupid and likes dumb jokes? you.

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Anti Joke

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