what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

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I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

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A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

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What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He stepped on a piece of a shattered bottle from a bar fight. Don't worry, though, it was just a little cut and he felt fine after a few beers.

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Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

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what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

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What do you call an anti joke with no punchline?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

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What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

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An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

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How do you starve a blonde? You tie them up and deprive them of any food.

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

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Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

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whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

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Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

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What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

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Why can't Albert Einstein hold down a job? Because he's dead.

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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

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Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

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If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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