Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

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Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

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Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

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A bear walks into a bar, and says "I would like a pint of..........beer." The bar tender asked "why the long pause?" The bear replies "I think I just had a stroke."

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What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

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What's black, and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries

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The man who ran behind the bus got exhausted. The man who ran in front of the bus got tired. The first one survived.

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cancer

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

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There once was an old man. He had worked hard his whole life to make sure his children got everything they needed, and that they were always happy. He had a beautiul life and a great big house with a marvelous view of the ocean. In time his kids moved away, and his wife died. The old man was left all by himself in the great big house, and sometimes the emptiness of the house reminded him of the emptiness of his own heart. He very seldom cried though, and kept all of his emotions inside. One day it all became to much for him and he took his own life in the silence of his great big empty house. I was that ocean.

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Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

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hey bill!

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For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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What did Jean Luc Picard say to Data when he saw a broken Janome Overlocker? Make it Sew

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so i was F***in this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was F***in this girl and i jizzed

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The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

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What is big, green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree and hit you in the head, it will probably kill you? A pool table.

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Why did Justin Beiber cross the road? He didn't because he is still in the closet!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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