Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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The WNBA.

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Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

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what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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What do you call a deaf, blind socialist? Helen Keller.

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Three men are all in a car park and they all want the same parking spot. As it turns out, it was a trolley bay

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what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

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What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

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What is worse than finding a worm in ur apple Idk I am asking u

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Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

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What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

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So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

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Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

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GAWS SI EKOJITNA

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So, a giraffe walks into a bar and orders six martinis and shame on for wanting a punch line this giraffe needs help.

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How do you fit 3 squirtles two bulbasors and a charmander in a smart car You poke em on

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Q: What has one eye but cannot see? A: A blind cyclops

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A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

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Hitler, Goebbels and Göring walked into a bar. They ordered 3 steins and took their seats in quiet corner of the establishment. After short deliberation they were ready to start work on building a highway that would be the envy of the world.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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