What did the cat say to the bird? Nothing. It's a cat.

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The BCS

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Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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So, there's a black man, an Asian man and an Irishman who are in a bar, politely discussing wether the Asian's phone would break if it was thrown from a plane in the Pacific Ocean. The black man says "Of course it would break." The Irishman says "I have no opinion on this..." The Asian man says "I think it would break, you are right John." Suddenly, a man enters.

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Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

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What's black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, mixed-race babies.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she was swallowed whole by a 10 foot scorpion.

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Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

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A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

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whats gay and can do flips? A gymnast

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

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no

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Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

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yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

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sir ya look like ron weasly hhahahahaha LEL

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What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

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This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

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