Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

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Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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How do you kill yourself You jump of a cliff

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Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

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If you replace all the letters in your name with G A Y it spells Gay... your gay

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what did the therapist say to the other therapist? WE'VE SAID THIS WAY TOO MANY TIMES YOU SHIT

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If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

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How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

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Hello penis

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What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory that a typical person should or could ever possibly need all in one place.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

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How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

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A guy trips a blind man.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

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Pete and Repeat were sitting in a boat. Pete fell off. I hope he was wearing a personal flotation device.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

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What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

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What did the rapist say to the woman? "If you tell anyone I'll kill you!"

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

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Two gays walk into a bar, they are then kicked out by the homophobic owner.

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Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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