A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

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Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

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why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

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a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

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What do you do when you see Godzilla? You offer him ice cream.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

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On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

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Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dumpster full of dead babies? There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

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Wanna know what makes me smilee? Facial Muscles

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If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

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Once upon a time, there was an ugly duckling. All the other ducklings made fun of the ugly duckling for being so ugly, and the little duckling felt bad. "Why do I have to be such an ugly duckling?," he asked. However one day, the duckling grew up and became........well, an ugly duck. Turns out he was just an ugly duck. The end.

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A piece of rope walks into a bar, and asks for a beer. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve ropes here." The rope goes into the bathroom, ties himself into a knot, then rubs himself against the walls until his ends are ragged. Then he walks out and says to the bartender: "I'm a frayed knot." The bartender replies, "Right, I see that you've tied yourself into a knot and frayed your ends. So what? What are you trying to prove?" "Well, I...I mean, it was supposed to be a pun, and you were supposed to react like...like it was..." "Look, I thought I was doing you something nice by letting you use the restroom, even though I told you we don't serve ropes here. And then you go in there and rub yourself against the walls or some crazy shit, and probably get them all dirty, and you come out and expect I'm going to give you a drink because of a pun? Is that how you think this works? Get out of my bar before I call the police." The rope slinks out, still tied in a knot, and eventually finds somebody willing to buy a bottle of cheap vodka for him at a liquor store. He never sets foot in the bar again.

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A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

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What's worse than having a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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Why do black people enjoy watermelon? Because it tastes good.

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Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

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Romney 2012

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Q: What did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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