What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Plenty of things

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

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what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

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Q. why can't hellen keller drive? A. because she is dead

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Why did the man push open the door? The sign said PUSH.

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I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

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why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

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Me: Knock Knock! You: Door's Open!

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

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It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

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While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

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What african eat for christmas Sand.

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what do you say when you see a winner weaner

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Yo mama so fat.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

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A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

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Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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