Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

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Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

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when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

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An apple a day keeps a check next to the "I ate an apple today" box on my "what I did today" daily checklist.

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Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

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What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

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What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

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Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

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What do you call a person on a swing? F u c k N i g g e r s

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What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

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What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

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Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

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whats cheese thats not yours? the one in the toilet.

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yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

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whats the best part of having sex with twenty-three year olds? there's twenty of them.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Robin Robin Who? Robin Williams Whoa, too early bro

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What did the Asian say to the Mexican working at the friutstand? Hi, I'm Asian!

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James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

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What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

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Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

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I saw a sign saying Falling Rocks. But no, no it doesn't.

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What did the woman say when she lost her purse? Where's my purse?

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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