If an illegal immigrant fought a child molester, is it Alien vs. Predator?

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Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

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What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

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Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 went to a house party. 7 was there. 7 and 6 kind of new each other. They went to the same school, but weren`t really friends. All night 7 was giving 6 strange looks. 6 started feeling uneasy, so he left the party early. When 6 got in his car 7 was inside waiting for him and pulled out a gun. Luckily 6 got away from 7 safely, but has been scared of him ever since.

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What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

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This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

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One man's trash is another dyslexic man's shart.

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3 guys were caught trespassing in a field and were sent to jail. The cop asked the first guy, "What were you doing in the field? He replied, "I was blowing bubbles" The cop asked the second guy, "What were you doing in the field?" He replied, "I was blowing bubbles" The cop then asked the third guy, "Lemme guess, you were blowing bubbles too? The guy replied, "No silly, I am Bubbles!"

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Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

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Why was the black man in prison? He was wrongly accused of a felony and the jury by whom he was tried was largely racist.

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How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

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Bill: My brother died on 9/11 Steve: Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. Was he in one of the towers? Bill: Both. Steve: Both? Bill: Well, he was in the first tower when the first plane hit, so he ran over warn everybody in the second tower. While he was in the second tower, he died of AIDS. Steve: LOL! Bill: Quit your laughing, Steve, and make sweet, sweet love to me! Steve: It would be my pleasure! (While Bill and Steve made sweet, sweet love on a park bench, little did they know that a hundred miles away in a beautiful Los Angeles home, actor Jeff Goldblum was making himself a turkey sandwich with extra mayonnaise)

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Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

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Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

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whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

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Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

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a robber walks into a bank. he steals everything and kills the guards

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"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

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