Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?? Theres one less drunk.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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Star Wars

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Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

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What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

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(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

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A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

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How to do you kill a blonde? Various methods, most effective of which is firing squad

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How did the ship-less pirate cross the Atlantic? In an airplane.

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What happened after a Mexican drank 4 shots? He got drunk and died in a car accident.

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How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

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You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

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God is religiously proven to be real

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Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

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How will the world end? That information is unknown

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Jewish People

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Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

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Knock Knock there's a doorbell

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