There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay man's house. Knock knock... Who's there? The Chicken

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

My arms get tired from carrying my big diick everywhere, well at least it's better than dragging it

What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

why did the baby start crying? someone threw a brick at it

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

A fat man on a moped

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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