CHORGLUND

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What did one penguin say to the other? Flippty-flop-dop-boop-de-bop. Jazzhands.

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What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

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what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

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A murderer takes you hostage. He lists three ways that you will die, but he lets you choose your death: 1. A bullet in your head. 2. A knife in your heart. 3. A lethal injection. What do you choose? It doesn't matter. You're dead.

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Why did the cockroach cross the road? Why do you ask?

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A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

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How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A **** load! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair).

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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Knock knock? Whose There? Not Suzie, She can't knock

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What did the man with five penises say? I have 5 penises.

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What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

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How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

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Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

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Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It's abusive father punted it.

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? George. George Who? George Smith.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

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roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

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This is an anti-joke.

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Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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