What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

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What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

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Q: How does a robber get into your house? A: Through a door.

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Whats the Twin Towers least favourite movie? Here Comes the Boom.

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A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

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What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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The Big Bang Theory (the show).

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Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

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last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

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Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

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What do you call a muslim in an airplane? Whatever his name may be, though you could, of course, choose not to address him, though if it were a two-seater plane, it would be good manners to exchange polite conversation.

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Knock, Knock!! Who's there?! The Police!! Open the f*cking door and get down on your knees.

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how many moms can you fit in a bathtub? as many as you want

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a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

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Wanna hear a joke? Yes Then go on the internet and find some jokes.

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A BABY seal walks into a club

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Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

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How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

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Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

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What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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