How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

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What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

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What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

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What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

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What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

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I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

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how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

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Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

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Why couldn't Jack and Jill climb the hill? Because they were bagels.

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Isn't it funny that we think it's totally normal for females to not have penises but for literally EVERY OTHER group of people, it's weird and not ok double standard?

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Why didn't little Timmy get anything for Christmas? He was an orphan living on the streets.

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What is matt dalys favorite thing in the world? penis

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knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

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Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

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Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

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Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

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How about that airline food?

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What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being unaware of his surroundings, the chicken was startled by an oncoming motor vehicle. Due to the animals vapid logic an reasoning, based on impulse it quickly ran to the other side of the street to avoid its imminent death by the speeding automobile. Unknowingly, the chicken had reached the other side of the road,

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Yo mamas so fat that she decided to get a gastric bypass to help lose the weight.

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Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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