How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

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Ryan Chang is funny.

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

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What is your bill about? Clinton

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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A woman comes home and finds her husband with another woman. Their marriage collapses and the husband goes on to marry the other woman and his ex-wife commits suicide.

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a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

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What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

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What do you call a dead man in a ditch? Phil.

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if rooster puts egg on roof, in what direction it will roll? There was no egg

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How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

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An Irishman walks out of a pub. Just kidding.

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What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

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What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

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what did the crippled boy say to the truck driver? "i like cats."

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jack and jill climbed up the hill but they were bagels

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Brad Fuller!

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? a lot.

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You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

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So a 12 year old suicide bomber walks in to a military base and kills 31 soldiers. It happened. Look it up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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