What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

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whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

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Knock Knock? Who's their. M. M who? Me.

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There was a blond girl and a brunette girl. The brunette had a pink shirt that had " Abercrombie & Fitch" on it. The blond looks at the brunette and asks, where did you get your shirt?

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

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an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

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My dog got out of it's cage. So I found it and be the shit out of

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Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

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Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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That was me, I thought we where friends now... I am so sorry, I really did not send anyone nor anything, I would never do such a thing! What happened to you is terrible, I did say I knew who they where and that they are in prison, but that was a lie, I just wanted for you to think I was really confident and in control. Please Nero, let me speak to you, nothing is like you think, Jenny is my stepmother, please don't do anything.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It followed a trail of bird feed that was strewn across the street.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

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whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

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Is that a banana in your pocket? As a matter of fact, yes it is.

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keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

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What do you call a blonde with big breasts? A woman. Some call her "mom".

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How do you crash an airplane? By not knowing how to fly it.

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What's worse then finding a repeated joke on antijokes? Finding a real joke.

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Hi what I lug you

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Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

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