How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

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What's the difference between a terrorist and Bill Gates? One founded a successful software company, and the other commits mass murder of civilians for political gain.

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Your mama's so fat, that at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to diet and exercise before her obesity manifested itself in a variety of chronic afflictions that would detract from her ability to lead a long life.

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What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

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how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

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Never bring a knife to a sword fight Bring A GIANT FREAKING HIPPOPOTAMUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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I killed someone today. :D

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What do you can an astronaut with an apple? Never mind, I have a boner.

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"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

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What do you call a group of jews hiding in an attic? Well, this sounds very similar to the events during World War II in which Anne Frank and various jewish refugees hid from the Nazis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a car.

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Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

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What's funny? At the exact moment you read this, someone is suffering from domestic abuse.

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Jehovah's Witness." "Jehovah's witness, who?" "Just Jehovah's Witness. Your doorbell is not working."

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what did the lawyer say to the doctor? hello.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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