why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

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Hey youknow what's funny???? Jokes

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hello

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snowglobe

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Jaden McMichael

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Yo mama's so fat that she has a heart condition.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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did you here the one about the disabled downs child dying? of course you didn't that would be a horrible joke

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What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

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In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

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Black People.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

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The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

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the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

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A man sees another man sitting on a bench with a pickle in his ear. He asks the man "Why do you have a pickle in your ear?" The other man replies "What? I couldn't hear you because I have a pickle in my ear."

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

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What are the two sexiest farm animals? Consider that we are humans we shouldn't find any sex appeal in animals but if i had to guess I would say Brown Chicka Brown Cow

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

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A Muslim walked into a bar. He didn't drink anything

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How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

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Jeremy has 8 apples. Susie has 3. how much does Jason have? Purple because aliens don't like grapes.

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whats long and stretchy? elastic

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Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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