Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is very bad looking

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A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

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Who wants pizza crusts?

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Why do u call a book a book??? Cause it is a book!!!

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69, hahaha

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

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Theres a monkey that walks into a bar. I forget the rest of the joke but your moms a w****

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

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how do you kill a jew? inject him/her with gratuitous amounts of cyanide until they cease to have brain function and a pulse.

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Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass...! I said "ass" a lot, sorry for the language

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what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

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Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

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A man walks into a bar and says "Hi everybody, it's me!" So everybody turns round. But it wasn't him.

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what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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What was the pirate's favorite letter W

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whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

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My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

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A man walks into a bar. Later that night he comes home to an intervention and realizes he has a drinking has hurt him and his family.

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This is an anti- joke

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How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? With artillery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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