Q:Why did Hitler lose World War II? A:His "gas" bill.

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Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

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A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

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A fat lady walks into a bar. Your probably wondering what she ordered. She ordered a ham burger.

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Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

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A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

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Nick Cannon

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A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

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How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

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why is rebecca black? because it's friday.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N Porn.

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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a man walks into a bar... it was a crow-bar

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Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

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a black guy walks into a black bar

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

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Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

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PATHETIC

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I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

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Why did the man run away from the woman? He forgot his rape kit.

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A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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Why did the white man go to jail? He broke the law.

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YES! EXACTLY!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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