Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

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What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

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Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

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no

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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

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Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

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¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

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What do Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder have in common? They're both well known figures who have inspired many.

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Four blondes are driving to Disney World. When they are in Florida, there is a sign that says "Disney left" Upset, they make a u-turn and go home.

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What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

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What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

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your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

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A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

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Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

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Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

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Susan boyle has a belly button, Simon has a belly button, Because its only normal.

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SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a knife Take off your clothes

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Knock Knock.. Who's There? Boo.. Boo Who? Book...

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Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

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What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

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A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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