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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I chucked a shit and flushed the toilet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

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What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

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Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

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What is black, has either black or yellow stripes, and cannot climb trees? A parking lot.

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How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

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What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

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What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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XD A COZY FIGHT XD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? I am gonna kick your ass, break your face and then give you a kiss on the cheek as your mangled corpse bleeds out... XD :)) THANKS FOR THE LAUGHTER XD XD Reminds me of a former comment where you describe the local weather, you know, we do not live that far away from each other, hell it was actually the time, we are completely in the same timezone, so anyway, do you also get cartoon network on your television?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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what do you give a little girl with no legs and no arms for christmas...................cancer

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your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if i gave a rats ass, I'd worry about you.

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What's 50 feet tall, wears glasses and plays dungeons and dragons. A nerd, I lied about the 50 feet part.

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Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

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Why wasn't the crow allowed on the plane? He had too much carrion luggage

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