What is 2 + 2? 3 LOL

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your moms tits are so big she may have breast cancer she may have breast cancer which takes approximitely 300,000 lives per year

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Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

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Three guys and 4 Catholics are in a bar. They guys are making a joke. The first one says I'm gonna go to Oregon there's no Catholics there and the second one says I'm gonna go to Ohio there is no Catholics there and the third one says I'm gonna go to Alaska there's no Catholics there and one of the Catholics walk up and say how about you go to hell theres no Catholics there.

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Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

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A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

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What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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Rock mattress.

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What was unprecedented about Roosevelt running for president in 1940? He had polio, he couldn't run!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

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What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a red light and it was his turn to cross.

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

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Do you know what kind of world I dream of? Until you tell me, no I don't. How could I? I'm not telepathic, after all.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

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Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

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Why would Obama like to be ahead of some guy's poll and bent over at the same time? Because being ahead in someone's poll is encouraging news for his election campaign and bending over is part of the exercise program he uses to stay in shape.

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Anti Joke

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