Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

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A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

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A Mayor accidently killed one of the citizens of his town through dangerous driving. He could not be charged with murder, as it was an accident, but there was an uproar, and he was humiliated beyond question and forced out of office straight away. Even his family rejected him, owing to the fact that the unfortunate citizen he struck was his son's girlfriend.

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how did the girl fall off the swing. BECAUSE SHE HAD NO ARMS HAHAHAH

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How do you get a blonde to drown herself? Isolate her in an aqueous environment

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Jack and jill went up a hill to get some water. Jack fell down, twisted his ankle, and continued to roll. He broke his spine and collar bone and he was later taken to the hospital. Later that night he died because the doctors couldn't do anything. Jill then killed herself in mourning.

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Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

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If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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NEVER

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How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

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Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

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How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

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Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

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Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

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what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

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if ruddell was gay what would he be? a gay prick

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A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

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JUSTIN BIEBER IS A FAG

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When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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lol i'm going to hell for laughing at this shit

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Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

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