Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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Roey Jegen

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Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

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Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

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Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

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whats brown and fluffy? brown fluff

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What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

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Like CHUCK NORRIS, CHUCK NORRIS like You !

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What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

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whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? When 6 was younger, he was made fun of by all the bigger numbers. Everyday after school he would go home and wonder why he was made fun of. Was it his looks? How tall he was? The pain and suffering never stopped. He thought of suicide every day he got home from school. One day his mom got home from work and found 6 bleeding in the shower. She thought he was dead. She hurried him to the hospital where he was barely kept alive. After months of recovery, he started going back to school. The bullying never stopped, they started calling him a loser who should have died. He got older and depressed as a teenager. He got ahold of alcohol and began drinking. He went to meetings and got over his addiction. 10 years later he meets up with 7. It takes him back to his horrible childhood with the big numbers. Every time 6 sees 7, he gets reminded of everything. 7 had also murdered someone in front of 6.

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What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

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Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

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The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

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mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

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Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

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Why is the sky blue? the game

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What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

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Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

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Whats Big, black, and in your moms underwesar? A snake that escaped from a pet store which is causing a lot of commotion in the local community. Meanwhile your mom is getting drilled by a big psycho who escaped the mental institution. JMM

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how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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