So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

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What's worse than accidentally biting your tongue? Hitler accidentally biting your tongue.

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Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

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You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

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whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

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Why did the boy have no friends? Because he was autistic.

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wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

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What did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? AIDS

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

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What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

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Friend: What do you call a farting dog? Me: A canine releasing built up pressure as a result of excess carbon-based gases produced by the synthesizing and decompositional digestive reactions in the stomach and intestines. Friend: ... Who is a nerd, pointless, has no social life, and cant take a joke? Me: No one. No one but you is that exceptionally lacking in character.

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How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

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Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

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What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

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What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

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whats the diffrence between love and faling in love when u love some one your not falling

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How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

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A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

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women leaving the kitchen

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So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

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There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

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Anti Joke

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