Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

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Q:what has two legs and bleeds A: a dog cut in half

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i'm colourblind and shit at poetry

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Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

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What's old and has wet pants? My grandma with a bladder problem

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What did the blonde say to the man when he asked her what time it was? 6:34 pm

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"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

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what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

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A moose walks into a store and asks the lady where the potatoes are. She says "isle five". he walks to isle five and there were no potatoes

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What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

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Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

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What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

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A black man went into the sea. What did he become? Wet

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There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

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A man says to a woman, "hey, bitch, shut your fucking mouth you goddamn hooker." Most hookers are used to it.

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How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

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Whats Brown and fluffy ASIAN TITS

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Why was the man crying? Because he was punched in the stomach.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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