How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

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What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

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whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

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If an ear could talk what would it say? Probably nothing because it doesn't have a tongue...

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Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

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What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

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How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

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what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

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Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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Your mom is so nice.

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They see me rollin' Up my sleeve for some volunteer work at the local shelter

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

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Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

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What do you call a fat person with no friends? An individual who is over the expected weight of a person their age, who finds themselves disliked by people in their s surroundings, possibly due to their weight problem, but also it may be because of any personality defects they may have, or they simply may prefer to be alone.

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What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

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What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

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What's worse than getting rejected by your date? Finding out she gave you a social disease. Namely AIDS.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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