Even better if I am not here in an hour, lets make it two huh?, I was thinking about you, sleep is well, not something I prioritize well enough at all, probably why I am so adrenaline crazy.

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There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

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Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

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Fags are gay.

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

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your fat

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In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

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det va en tjej som va inne på ica och handlade, framme vid kassan la hon fram en banan, en billys pizza, ett litet paket bröd och en mjölk. -är du singel eller? frågar killen i kassan -ja hur visste du det, svarar hon -du e skitful ju

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Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

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Yo momma's so stupid, she got a moderately low score on her SATs, and sadly, was not excepted by any colleges she applied to, and never got a job. This is why she became depressed, and resorted to suicide to escape the growing pain.

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What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

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What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

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adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

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Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

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Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

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Is the boy sleeping? No, he's dead!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

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What is funnier than a dead baby? almost everything. there is nothing funny about a dead baby.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

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Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

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Anti Joke

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