Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

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What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

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GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

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Why was the baby crying? It wasn't it got hit by a bus and died.

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If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

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A man walks into a bar. While he sits on a barstool, a man greets him politely, and they proceed with light conversation.

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butt sex

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

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Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

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Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

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Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

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What's an Anti Joke?

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Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

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The biggest joke in anti-joke are these two MOST FAVED What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. +17662 likes MOST HATED whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven -1714 dislikes GUESS WHAT : they are both jew jokes

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Solely for our entertainment purposes.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? A pair of broken sunglasses, because his parents didn't care about him, and because he lived in Hawaii where it is very hot in December. Plus the kid's blind. By Nikhil Sridhar of Taikoo Shing, Hong Kong.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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