What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

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robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

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What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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you know what they say about men with big feet... damn you got some big feet.

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How do you call a guy with a school bus on his head? Dead. It's highly unlikely that a man would be able to withstand the weight of a massive school bus on his head and survive.

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Q: what the apple say to the orange? A: nothing because there fruits and fruits cant talk

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kill children dont worry about it

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<=3 penis

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"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

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what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

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A scientist walks into a bar. His forehead becomes swollen.

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What is worse than having sex with a dead baby in front of it's mother? Not a lot.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

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what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

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What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's a woman.

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I told you it would happen

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

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This would be racist to black people if they could read.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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