Me "knock knock" Tramp "who's there" Me "nobody you havent got a door"

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What starts with an 's' and ends with a 'hit'? Shortly after the war, 4 men went to celebrate at the local bar. They all had a grand time there, when a man in black walked into the bar. The man in black knocks once on the bar. "What do you want?" asked the bartender. The man in black didn't respond. This time, the bartender asked again, only louder. The man in black then turned to his right to face the 4 other men celebrating. The man in black then suddenly pulled out a pistol, and shot the 4th man. He then burst into a sprint and ran out of the bar. "He's hit," the 3rd man shouted, "he's hit!"

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Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

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GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

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How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, You are reading jokes online, Go make some friends, or take up knitting because it has many benefits.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

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What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

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Whats worse than finding a bad anti-joke on this website? Dieing of Genital Warts

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What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What's 8 foot tall and can't breathe? Ryan Eisenhour

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What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

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What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12- 18 (depending on size) I know this because i use to work at a abortion clinic

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What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

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What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

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Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

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yo' Mamma's so fat when she stepped on the scale, she said "hey, that's my phone number"!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a passing car.

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I farted and it smells like rotten ham with melted cottage cheese now dislike this please.

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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