- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwimg out all the W&Ws

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

Q. Why did the triceratops die? A. A giant meteor hit him.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

What's the same between a school bus and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the bus.

a weird guy tickled a watermelon.

Why are anti jokes funny....cause morons come up with them...

What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

A horse walks into a bar...n

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

Roses are red Violets are blue S*** is brown and so are you

The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

why did the cow eat a computer? Why? Who knows

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

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