What's worse than failing your english test? Contracting HIV

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Women's rights

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What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

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A girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

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Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

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Whats the difference between pizza and a Jewish person? Pizza doesnt scream when being put into an oven.

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Tilt your screen back .

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

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why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? Generally one, but as the situation varies so does the number.

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

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Knock Knock trick or treats? here is the candies, have fun kids!

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a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

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What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

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What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree?" "Because it was dead?" "No. Becaus it was stapled to the squirrel.

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why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

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There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger Stand a little taller Doesn't mean I'm lonely when I'm alone What doesn't kill you is a bad attempt on your life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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