Why couldn't Helen Keller see or hear? She was blind and deaf.

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What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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What did mr. Mackey say to his class. It's easy mkay

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roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

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The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

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why did the chicken cross the road Why not

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a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

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minorities

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Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

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Doctor, doctor, it hurts when I hit my head with a hammer!! Dont hit your head with a hammer anymore.

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What's dead? Your mum.

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Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

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Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

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What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

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Not lying Red, I have my contacts, I am a "facilitator", I pull strings for my employers, and sure the FBI has me on their files, after all we have cooperated with them. Not because I wanted to, but because its my job, and it helps me use the best of my abilities and limited education (I am technically an educated lawyer, and not an agent).

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

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You're momma's so fat..Oh wait she's not.

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

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What is black white and red all over A tree in black, white, and red paint.

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What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

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A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The black guy because the Mexicans was recently aressted for a dwi and had his repealed. But lately he has worked towards cleaning his life up. They were actually driving to an AA meeting.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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