- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A: Who are you? B: A random guy who walked into your house A: Oh sorry, I keep forgetting your name.

If Jimmy has $5, and he finds $20 on the street, how much money does Jim have? None. He was mugged by a black man.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

Dad they tell me I am homosexual at school, what does it mean? Ask your boyfriend.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

PSN IS UP

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

Nothing if you heard a loud sound or something that was me dropping the phone, by accident, its busted, I will call you when and if all of your "facts" turn out to be true, Hey, had no idea my doppelganger would be so down to earth by the way, so I am sleepy, what about you?

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

As a teen girl was walking through the perfume shop, she picked up one called, "Swirly Paradise." She sprayed it on her and sniffed the sweet scent. Suddenly, the world spun around and she suddenly woke up inside an empty bra. A mouse sniffed her and ate her alive.

Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

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