A man walks into the bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "Oh, sorry." And proceeds to remove his horse mask.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

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Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

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I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

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Mum: Never put off for tomorrow what can be done today. Child: Oh, I was going to play video games tomorrow, so...

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why do women wear perfume and make-up? 'cause they're ugly and smell bad

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Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

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How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

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Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

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What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

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knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

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If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Continents are large islands.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

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Do thumbs down me likes in this anti joke website?

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Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

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Person 1: You know whats funny? Person 2: No! What? Person 1: A joke!

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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what do obama and terrorist have in common -they are both human

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