To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

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What did the nerd say to the bully? Nothing. The bully killed him before he could say anything.

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What did your last slave die of? Terminal Cancer

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Is your refrigerator running? No. That is highly improbable because a refrigerator has no arms or legs, also a refrigerator is not a human being, or alive in any manor and therefor cannot be moved with out an external force acted upon it.

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Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

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What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

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Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

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Roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt.,

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what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

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Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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Q: Why did the black man die poor? A: Because he was financially irresponsible and wasted the millions left to him by his father fueling his alcohol addiction, slowly grinding away at his organs until he died of cirrhosis of the liver.

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What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

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You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

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Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

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Why did the kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

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Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

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What do you call a cat up a tree in a party hat? A cat up a tree with a party hat

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

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Make it? Sodium levels? Means he is eating right? Its not ADHD, the chatter is his way of coping with pain and what I believe is PTSD (dont tell him, he would get mad, if he gets that blank stare while chatting a lot its like he is back in the past for a while, please distract him out of it, but dont tell him anything about that. Give him what he wants, its a secret but Nero masters hypnosis, and he pretty much knows himself to a point far beyond others know themselves, he can sense lies and knows how others are feeling just by the movement of their pupils, their eyes, their breath, the tonality of their voice and lots of things like that, I think thats some sort of hypnosis as well, he uses ritalin in order to focus and shut off pain receptors mentally and stuff I don't understand, I am sure he would not ask for it unless he knew he could take it, he has literally performed surgery on himself before, the kind that would kill anyone unless under strong anesthetics. (removed bullets from the back of his skull, people say its just a myth, but I was there so I know its true) Please trust me on this as weird as it might sound.

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why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Cause violence is against the law

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

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knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

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