Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

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what's the best part about twenty three year olds? There is twenty of them

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What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

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how do you break up with your girlfriend? talk about their race.

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It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

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A man walks into a bar. Ow!

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What did the man with cancer say when he got hit in the face with a crowbar? "Ow."

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

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what's retarded and has red hair? You. ;)

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Gadaffi

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What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

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What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

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did you ever see a butter fly?

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Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

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Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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