Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Nothing, they're extinct.

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what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

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Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

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Nero, what if you are using me now? Manipulating me? You think I enjoy falling in love after chatting with you in a site which is not even meant for chatting? You can do that, you are a "facilitator", I don't care as much for point zero, as I do care about you, hell, if things where different, id quit the whole thing to stay with you! I could say I will never forgive you if you make me feel safe by your side, accept your help only to get stabbed in the back for trusting you.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? The lawyer is a human being whose profession is to give legal advice and assistance to clients and represent them in court or in other legal matters while the catfish is a freshwater or marine fish with whiskerlike barbels around the mouth, typically bottom-dwelling. -BG_Shank_A

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Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

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A guy walks into a store and buys a sandwich.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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Before Marriage: Boy: Ah at last. I can hardly wait. Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: No don't even think about it. Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Of Course. Always have and always will. Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: Never. Why are you even asking? Girl: Will you kiss me? Boy: Every chance I get. Girl: Will you hit me? Boy: Hell no. Are you crazy? Girl: Can I trust you? Boy: Yes. Girl: Darling! After Marriage: (Read from bottom to top)

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2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

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Jellybeans

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Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

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Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

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An boy with ADHD walks into a

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When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

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RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others don't.

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The chicken crossed the road.

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Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

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Covietz has a large penis

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what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

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why did they make a new iphone? because individuals like to be connected to local and world wide media so they can stay in touch with all news, friends and family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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