Guy 1: Ever heard of Ethiopian food? Guy 2: No habla espanol... Guy 1: Oh....

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Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

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Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

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What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

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a jerk that i knew was in a bar. he was about to drive home. at first i tried to stop him until he was sober. instead he punched me in the face. then i dared him to drive home as fast as possible. he died that night... i texted him all the way...

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What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

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why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

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What do you call a white person? Caucasian

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Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

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When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says to the other: "Maybe we should rethink our ways of life and realize why animals are on this planet"

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

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How do you get rid of a stalker? You throw a fridge at them!

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There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

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Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

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Whats funny? Your face.

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how many jews can you fit in an oven? -well zero because the conventional oven cannot fit a full sized human

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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