What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

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A man walks into a bar. ouch.

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How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

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Why did the man name his boy "Sue?" He had bad eyesight and thought it was a girl.

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a muslim walks into a bar, he then remembers his religion forbids the drinking of alcohol and walks back out

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Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

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Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

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What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? What? No? I'm here to inform you that your child won't be coming out of that coma, I'm sorry.

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100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

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your momma is so poor she had you just for the free milk

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Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

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Hot Lady: What do you do for a living? Guy: Phosphorus, Oxygen, and Radon. Hot Lady: So you are a chemist? Guy: Think again! Think about Acronyms... Hot Lady: OPRa, so Opera correct? Guy: (Obviously talking to a Blonde) P, O, Rn Hot Lady: So, you are a chemistry teacher! Guy: (Sighs to himself thinking how PORn relates to chemistry. Which it does in biochemistry, but he does not know that).

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What is Earth made out of? Earth

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

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how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

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srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

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Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

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Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

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What is grey and smells like sand? A Rock.

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Anti Joke

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