girl: Daddie, what's at the end of a rainbow? Dad: No sweetie, a rainbow is acually just an illusion constructed by the refraction of light white as it passes through a water particle in the stratophere. Acting as a prisom the particle will seperate the different components of light, ordering them by the rank of the light energy and the intencity of it's frequency and wavelength.

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Wanna here a joke? Canadians.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? What? I don't have a Corvette in my garage Wanna hear something gross? Sure. 1 at the bottom is still alive. Wanna hear something grosser? Yea. It's eating its way out

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what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

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What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

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what do you call a black man named mike

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What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

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What did the man say when he was asked if he recently saw a mime painting a lawn chair in the middle of December? "No." , and walked away, slightly confused by the matter.

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How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. One looks at the other and says, "Can you pass the soap?" The other penguin says, "What do i look like, a typewriter?"

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Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

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Ancient Greeks rights

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Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

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roses are red , violets are blue , sugar is sweet and so are you. the roses are wilting the violets are dead. the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head

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what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

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Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

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Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set? Because she didn't.

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What's a Guy Gotta Do? -Usher

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Justin Bieber.

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Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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