What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can not talk, therefore we can never find out from the chicken, who is the only thing that knows why it crossed the road. Scientists have study chickens and say that it most likely saw something edible, like a bug or some grain and walked over to eat it.

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses can also be white And violets can also be purple

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

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Why did little justin fall off his bike? because a terrorist threw a fridge at him

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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A white man, a black man, an Asian man, a Mexican man, a subasian man, an Austrailian man, and a Canadian white man. That's it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

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Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

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A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

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What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

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What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind.

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What does rainbow stand for? Rick Astley Is Nesting By Our Window to harass us

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Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

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Rebecca Black

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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