why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

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Q: What did Stevie Wonder eat for dinner last night? A: Something consumable

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

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Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo." "I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away."

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Why did the fat Jew cross the road? To go to the bicycle shop to fix his puncture

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What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink? What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink?

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I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

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What is Michael Bay's favorite fruit? Melon

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What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

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roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

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What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

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Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's white and sticky? A stick painted white.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

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A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

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How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

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Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

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knock knock!? . . No.

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Why didnt your daughter come home? The door was locked

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Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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