Friends are a lot like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

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What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

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Why are blondes stupid? They are not. Its just in America society has been given that impression through inaccurate and crude jokes.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and have a wonderful time at what many people believe to be the most magical place on Earth.

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Why is Scientology the Fastest Growing Religion of 21st Century? It isn't, its a cult.

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What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I picked them in the meadow this morning

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ROSES ARE RED VILOTS ARE BLUE I HOPE YOU KNOW IM A JEW

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Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

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Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

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2 drunk men walk out of a bar, they see a dog on the corner licking himself. One drunk says "man, I wish I could do that" The other drunk says "you might want to pet him first"

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what color is blue? green

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A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

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Why are the inside of a black guys hands white? Because he has worked really hard for his whole life.

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Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

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Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

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Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

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Q: A plane crashes on the boarder of Mexico and America, where do you bury the survivors. A: You don't because there were none, everyone fucking died!

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A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

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knock knock come in

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whats the stage after cancer? you die

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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