Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: She didn't have any arms.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

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What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

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Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

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The pope and three young boys get into a cab. The pope tells the driver to take the boys home.

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

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What did the alcoholic say to the blind man? Nothing. But he beat his wife and kids savagely.

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Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

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you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

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What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

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i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

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What did the lion say to the Octopus? Nothing, lion's can't speak. And even if they did, the chances of one ever encountering an octopus are very slim.

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Guess what i realized when i became 18? I was 18

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What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Susan.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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cancer

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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What's better than a gold brick? 2 gold bricks.

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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