Knock Knock Who's there? A mormon *slam*

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i like my babies how i like my potatoes..... skinned

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if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

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Person 1: 'Ask me if I'm a tree' Person 2: 'Are you a tree?' Person 1: 'No.'

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Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

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What's worse then dumping your' girlfriend over text? Dumping her best friend over text at the same time.

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Knock Knock Whos There Policeman Policeman who Please open then door your fathers been in a terrible car accident

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

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Q.why was ireland takin over by the brits A.they wanted it

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knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

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Why did a 36 year old Asian man stop in the middle of raping someone A: He realized that what he was doing was immoral and that it could scar someone for the rest of there lives and that he could serve a sentence of up to 35 years which would mean he would miss out on the special offers that QVC has to offer during this time

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Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

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Why was he arrested? He broke the law.

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Why would you ever buy an antijoke book? BECAUSE ANTIJOKES ARE F***ING AWESOME!!!

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Whats cold and frozen? ice

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How does a spider write its diary entries every night? With a pen.

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Three children had stumbled into an old cottage where they were met by a wizard. The wizard pointed out a slide in the corner of his cottage. He told the children that they could each go down the slide and that they could shout out a word while sliding. He told them that what ever they shouted, they would land in a pool of it at the bottom of the slide. So the first child began sliding and shouted out "GOLD" and sure enough he landed in a large pool of solid gold. Due to its extreme hardness the child was killed immediately on impact.

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Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

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What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

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An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

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Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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