why is pie good. because it just is.

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You know what's natural? Bears.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being unaware of his surroundings, the chicken was startled by an oncoming motor vehicle. Due to the animals vapid logic an reasoning, based on impulse it quickly ran to the other side of the street to avoid its imminent death by the speeding automobile. Unknowingly, the chicken had reached the other side of the road,

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A girl dropped her pencil while sitting next to her bf... She glanced at his phone while he was texting a message that said "I love you"... The girl jumped up and called him every name she could think of and left the room... The message was to his mother! She didn't listen and left him... He killed himself because she left him... She killed herself because he killed himself... Moral of the story: Don't drop you pencil!

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Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

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What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

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Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?? Theres one less drunk.

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What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

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What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

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How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

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Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

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A Man: Why does it seem as though you always find what you need in the last place you look? Another Man: Probably because you don't continue to look.

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knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

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if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

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Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

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Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

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why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

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What happened when the joke was bad? crippled up like cancer of the eye

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So a man walks into a bar and wonders why he walked into the building instead of simply just walking through the door. The man then realized that the building was if fact not a local bar, but instead a bowling alley. He was hallucinogenic and was in serious danger as he approached the candy man in the alley.

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Your momma so fat she's fat

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what did luke say to darth vader? Can i borrow ur car please.

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What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

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w.f.t im not dislecsik ........ .......................................................................

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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