What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

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How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

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What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

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"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

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I'm Batman.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

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Can you guess the following words? Boo*s s*x *orn g*y cu*t b*tch Answers: Books, six, horn, guy, cult, batch.

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Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

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What's round and orangey? An orange.

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im not food

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Having legs.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

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What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to their son who got an A- in algebra? How do I know? I don't speak Chinese!

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guess what what? nothing.

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how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

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Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

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Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

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Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

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Q:what word starts with "p" and ends with "orn"? A: popcorn

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

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What did the otter say to the pumpkin? I'm so glad I'm a walrus

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Why didn't little billy have any friends? Billy bought a rifle, and shot everyone he had ever seen or talked to, even his family. Billy then tripped on his walk home and fell off a bridge, and into the ocean. Then a shark came and swallowed him. That is why you should never kill your friends and family because it will come back and bite you. Don't be like billy

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How many dead babies can you fit in my car? None, I don't allow anyone to put dead babies in my car.

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What has two legs, takes away your money, and causes depression? A Democrat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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