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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

What's the difference between a brick and Ricky? A brick gets laid and has a higher iq

Why did the teenage boy touch himself at night? Because he was shot in the stomach by his drunken father and was trying in vain to stop the bleeding.

the holocaust

Q:what's black and white and red all over? A:a panda bear that's been shot in the face.

whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

How do you make a car? You build it.

What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

Smart Blondes

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

Do you know the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human, and one is an inanimate object.

A girl asks her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Rose?" "Because when you were 1 day old a rose petal landed on your head." Another girl asked her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Daisy?" "Because when you were 1 day old a daisy landed on your head" "alualualualalughghphphpphphp" "Shut up fridge"

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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