How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

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A man walks into kindergarden class with a beer. He then gets arrested.

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What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

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Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

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What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

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Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple that has just been brutally murdered. If you see this, you should probably notify the local police so that they may investigate the situiation.

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What is funnier than a dead baby? almost everything. there is nothing funny about a dead baby.

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What did the engineer say to the supervisor? Hi.

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why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

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Me: Whats your favorite color? Joe: Blue! Me: Wrong

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If you are good at taking quizzes, you are quizzical. What are you if you are good at taking tests? Testical.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

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A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

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GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

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What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

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What didn't last long? You in the bed

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Ebola

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Robin, get in the car.

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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