Hey, you know what'd be funny? A guy having a seizure saying, "Help I'm having a seizure!"

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Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

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Wow, thats warming to the core Nero, you are really sweet when you want to, I was having a lot more than second thoughts, I mean I do not mind the thought of sex with you really and I mean that, but losing who I already consider my best friend would just be sad. So uh, sex once huh? I mean, one more feather on the uh, hat thing, is that what this is about to you?

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snooki

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Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

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As far as I know, the day after tomorrow is going to be YOUR lucky day, because you will be tasting sausage for the first time with your lower lips... No seriously, you cant be virgin, you can tell me the truth, you like 24 or something?

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Well Erron, its your lucky day then. I wont even ask what a cream pie is.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

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whats better than sex? cookies

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Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... whats worst than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

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Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

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What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

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What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

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I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

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A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you should be a con artist.

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What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

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