*Knock knock* Who's there? Stab.

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What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

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What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

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Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

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How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

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Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

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The chicken crossed the road.

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-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

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Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

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WEED!

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Your momma is so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Nothing. He punched him in the face and stole his iPhone.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

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Q. what's red and smells like blue paint A. a dead baby in a trash can beside a foster home

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A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Because Jimmy was a fish

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Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

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what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

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A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

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Penis

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What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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