A black guy walks in to a bar.

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The other day, a buddy of mine gave me some of his sandwich. "My wife made it," he said. "It's really good," I answered. We chewed in silence after that.

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Knock, knock ... ... ... Well I guess no one is home.

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What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

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YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

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What's better than a stick? A stone

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Why didn't Anne Frank answer the door? Because it was the German SS.

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Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

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"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

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What did 6 say to 7? Nothing, numbers are abstract concepts thought up by humans and therefore, they cannot speak or converse in any sort of language.

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Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

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an irishman gets on facebook...he has 7 friend request

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Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

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My arms get tired from carrying my big diick everywhere, well at least it's better than dragging it

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Knock, Knock Who's There A dyslexic kid with aides

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says we dont sell juice here. The jew promptly leaves, offended.

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A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

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Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

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Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

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Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

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what's really good and is on TV Jersey Shore

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