Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

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What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

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Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

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Why couldn't the convicted felonist come back to America? He lost his passport.

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What did the brick say to the face? Nothing bricks don't talk.

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Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

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Who killed the ears of every human being? -Rebecca Black

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Roses are Black Violets are Black I am color blind.

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Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

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What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

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A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam all get on the same flight. About half-way through an engine begins to smoke and stutters to a halt. Fortunately, the pilot has been trained for these situations and lands the aircraft safely.

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knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

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How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

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There is a wire, Let's put it on fire, The fire spread so did your legs, Now were both lying dead on your bed.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

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I was thinking... Love conquers all right? Remember the epic crying video? Satan: Because... Some where deep inside... I still love you... God:BUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAUuuuaaaahhh... (Partially invisible effect hand of Satan pats God on the back) The universe is at peace with no opposing forces and I am Nerometal, not that asshole that claims to have one fist and is the leader of some sect, I am and will always be the original Moralman, my name simply happens to be Nero, and thats it, so I am not dissing the bible, why would I none of my business literally, but if love can be tha powerful eh?

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If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

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There once was a girl named sally with no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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You know what's funny? A well told joke

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9/11/01 walks into a bar

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The jets are a good team..

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Anti Joke

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