a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

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A raccoon walks into a bar. He then proceded to bite 3 people before animal control got him. A black man, hispanic man and an asian man. Later they all walked to the hospital and were treated for rabies, they were all fine as rabies is normally not fatal when caught early. Moral- this story is racist cause the white man was completely unharmed, DONT DISCRIMINATE!

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How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

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You know what your problem is? I'm too good looking.

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God bless America, and no where else.

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So dont touch it

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Why was Mrs. Clause mad at Santa Clause? Because he was hanging out with three hoes, Ho, Ho, and Ho

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Why did 4 Christians, 2 Jews, 1 Muslim, 1 Buddhist and an atheist squeeze into a Honda Accord? One of their co-workers at Appleby's made a compelling case for the financial and environmental benefits of carpooling.

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A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

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What is worse than a little girl being raped by an old man? The accidental firing of nuclear weapons at the US and the US responding by launching nuclear missiles at an unknown enemy then assuming that targeting everyone will kill the enemy. Thus bringing an unprecedented and abrupt end to the world, in a cataclysmic nuclear holocaust. Leaving that little girl to be raped by mutated creatures - that survived the mass destruction - and eventually being consumed by those creatures.

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How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

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What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

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What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

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Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It died. Q: Why did the snake fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird. Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

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Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

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What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! The door was never answered because they did not know the person at the door.

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What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

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ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

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: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

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what do get when you throw a penny in between a jew and a mexican? nothing besides one less penny

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