What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

thumb_up thumb_down -30

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

thumb_up thumb_down +12

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

thumb_up thumb_down +3

why didnt the whiteperson sit down at obama's election? because he had hemorrhoids

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

thumb_up thumb_down +4

DID YOU HEAR THE FBI INVENTED A TELEPHONE THAT THEY CAN USE TO CALL THE DINOSAURS? ITS TRUE! Them DAMN DINOS REFUSE TO PICK UP THEIR CELLPHONES THOUGH! Nero: This is not completely accurate though, a T-Rex called us twice actually, but he just kept roaring, making communication impossible... ...That sad moment when you post a totally non ofensive joke, then to tell you that I might your father, me or one of the sixthy guys that bukkaked your mother which was sucking off a dog and... Anyway problem solved!

thumb_up thumb_down -23

How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

thumb_up thumb_down -5

A man walks into the bar and asks the bartender, "Are you smelling me right now?"

thumb_up thumb_down +24

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What do short Mexicans do after a hot shower? Dry off with a towel like everyone else,

thumb_up thumb_down -10

I like my coffee how I like my women. Without a penis. - Blake Woodman

thumb_up thumb_down +28

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

thumb_up thumb_down

A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

thumb_up thumb_down -12

S: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? P: They can chuck wood.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

zebras

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops