obama leadership

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raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

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A professor of literature asked me, "Young Sir, why are you burning those books?" I replied, "Because I need a fire to cremate the bones of your 3 sisters that I violently raped and murdered" He smirked in a witty and arrogant fashion, until raising his head and saying, "Bond, James Bond" He continued to massage his dick with his own pubic hairs before collapsing and dying

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Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

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Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

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Rebecca Black

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How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

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A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

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What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

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What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

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What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

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want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

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Why couldn't Timmy ride his bike? He didn't have a bike, his family was very poor and did have much money. Therefore a bike for Timmy was the last of their concerns.

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jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? No, but considering there has not been a single man to walk on the moon since 1972, it'd be difficult to generate any kind of revenue on this natural satellite.

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I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

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What would George Washington do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

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Why was the boy's face red? He put his cat in a blender.

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Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

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poop

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why did phil ruin the patio furniture? because he wasnt familiar with the grammar technique used

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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