a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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no jokes left :( ill try to make some more the ones with nude in my comments is mine

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? neither has he.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its dopaminergic neurons fired synchronously across the synapses of its caudate nucleus, triggering motor contractions propelling the organism forward, while emitting 'cluck' distress signals, to a goal predetermined by its hippocampal road mappings.

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Why did the child get an 100% on a test?? Because they got all the questions correct.

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An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

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How does a black man laugh? He schuckles

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why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

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diarrhea.

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A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

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Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

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Why can't monkeys and kuala bears get along? Because they are two entirely different species that cannot communicate with each other...

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What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

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What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

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my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

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