Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

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Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried to to commit suicide.

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When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

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what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

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Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

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What worse than the holocaust? Danny's.

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Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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Yo mama is so hairy, because she's arab.

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Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

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Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

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What do you call a baby in a blender? The newest Doritos dip.

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Why did the man stop suddenly in the street? His unhealthy diet, alcoholism and smoking habit caused him to have a heart attack at the age of 56. He died because of it.

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What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

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If you pull a pin out of a grenade, is it possible to put it back? I need a quick answer for this question.

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Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

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Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

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What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

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What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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