- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

when god gives you lemons, you find a new god!

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding an apple in your pet worm.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

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what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

How Long is a Chinese name.

why did the dentist quit his job because he had saved up enough money for his retirement

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

What starts with Pu and ends with Y, And homosexuals tend not to like them. "Pushy" People.

What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

Oh my God! A talking dog!

What do you do when you find a robber holding a 19 pound sack of poultry? Think life through and try to find out how you had this coming.

an athiest walks into a church

What did the nerd say to the bully? Nothing. The bully killed him before he could say anything.

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