There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

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Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

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Do you want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

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Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

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Why was the Jewish man sad? His wife was brutally murdered, His chilren raped, Parents stabbed horrifically and stuffed with turtles and the doctor just informed him that he had cancer and was due to die 17 minutes ago.

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Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

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A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

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knock knock who's there? boo don't do this joke again- i'll make you cry if you finish it don't cry it is just a knock knock joke teeheehee

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My mumma your mumma live down the street 18,19 marble street out came you and out came me but then your mumma died from her pee

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America

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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Have you ever seen Ethiopian food? No, neither have Ethiopians.

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What's uneducated, black, and over six feet tall? A light pole.

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what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

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Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

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A Man walks into a bar, he sits down on a stool and begins to cry. Why are you crying, asks the Bartender. I just lost my job, my wife left me and I had my car reposesed. Ok says the Bartender, I know what'll cheer you up, he promptly pulls out a 12 inch piano and begins to play. The Man at the Bar says, hey thats awesome where did you get it? The Bartender says, a really old Genie gave it to me. You know what, I like you so I am going to let you have my last wish. Really? Asks the man, Ok thanks, I wish for a million bucks said the man at the bar. There was a Loud voice saying "Your Wish has been granted" then the room was full of ducks. Hey! Exclaimed the man, I didn't wish for a million ducks, I wished for a million bucks! Yeah, said the bartender, and I wished for a 12 inch penis...

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What's brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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What do you get when you have 10 kids in a church? A lot of rape cases.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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How do you kill a blonde girl? You put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a filled pool.

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the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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