A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

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A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

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Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

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A baby seal walks into a club

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

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"Knock knock..." "come in"

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other is a baby.

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a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

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what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

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Where do astronaut cows go? Nowhere. There's no such thing as an astronaut cow.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

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Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

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"hey do you know the date" "58"

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why did the frog cry? Because he didn't get a message

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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why did one crayon give another crayon the silent treatment? because they are crayons, unable to speak

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How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

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What's white on the top and black on the bottom? Society.

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A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

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Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

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why was the old woman angry? fig pudding.

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Michael Brown

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Anti Joke

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