What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

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What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

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What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

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why did the little boy drop his icecream? he was hit by a train

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Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

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It is so hard to write an antijoke.

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Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A nun in a blender.

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Why? Why not?

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

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What do you call a black guy riding a unicycle? A black guy riding a unicycle.

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There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

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What has the head of a lion, the body of a mule, and the penis of a seal? Nothing... what the hell did you think it was? Are you on drugs or something?

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What's sadder than a dead baby? Any dead adult, considering how much more they've contributed to society.

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There once was a man from nantucket. But he moved to California after he won the State lottery.

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Once upon of time there was 2 boys named Bucky and Thorn. They were best of friends and always came up with amusing adventures. So one day, during summer time before high school senior year, Bucky and Thorn went to go hiking on the mountain called Mt. Saint Lasik. It was the tallest mountain of the city. The city was called "The City of Dreams" because everyone had a dream that one day they will accomplish their goals. Well Bucky had a goal and his goal was to be the youngest to ever climb the mountain. However, Thorn was jealous because he as 11 toes. Since he can't hike they decided to go camping at Walala National Park. One day they saw a big huge bear named Pervus. Pervus told them that they were not allowed to be there. Thorn told Pervus to shut the hell up because he can't hike mountains. A girl came suddenly showed up. It was a girl named Sally. She was half black, white, Spanish, ad French, and she could sweet talk bears. Pervus said "Now it's time to boogey woogey woogey" and began dancing like a maniac. Police arrived. Officer Caleb Johnson was in the scene to investigate. "Where were you at the night of April 24th?" To which Bucky replied "To what do I owe pleasure of speaking?" Harry, his front door neighbor stole the cop car and drove off to New Guinea. God knows how or why Harry showed up. Coincidentally, Sally decided it was time to leave. Everyone left utterly confused. The End.

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a man makes a bad joke

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

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a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

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Knock, knock -Who's there? Help -Help who? Im dying of lukemia

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A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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