i like my babies how i like my potatoes..... skinned

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How many chickens does it take for a cow to count on Tuesday? The same reason a horse got fired for seven plus one blue red green.

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

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What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

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Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

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What colour is a black man in a freezer black

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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Roses are red Violets are blue, You are reading jokes online, Go make some friends, or take up knitting because it has many benefits.

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

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Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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What do two siblings have in common? They both want the other to get hit by a bus.

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What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, this is stupid, Violets are purple Violets are purple Oranges are orange Nothin' rhymes with orange wait.... DOORHINGE!!!!! -sincerely, That famous Orange on YouTube

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Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

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what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

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How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

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Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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