Q. What is black and nobody cares when they step on it? A. Asphalt

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Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? At the bottom.

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daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

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Two ducks are in a bathtub. One duck says, "Hey, pass me the soap." The other duck says, "What do I look like, a type writer?"

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how many jews can you fit in an oven? -well zero because the conventional oven cannot fit a full sized human

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why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

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What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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Why can't Abraham Lincoln lie? Because he is dead.

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Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

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Your mumma is so fat she was mistaken for an opera singer in a quite awkward confrontation. she was embarrassed and walked out crying

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?. I dont know either it was dark.

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When your scuba diving why do u jump off backwards beacause if u jump forwards than u witll still be in the boat!!!!!!

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whats worse than being cold? having a pine cone shoved up your ass.

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Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

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What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Spanish Inquisition.

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Q: What do you do when your friend tells you he murdered someone? A: Call the police.

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Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

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What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

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What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

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What did Helen Keller say when she got raped? Stop raping me.

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A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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