What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

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You’re so dumb that many individuals find your intelligence inferior.

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Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

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What's the deal with brown?

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Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

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Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

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What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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A man walks into a bar, gets caught in a knife fight, and dies horribly. The funeral was closed casket.

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't - red is the natural colour for ripe tomatoes.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

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The man who killed hitler must have ben a swell dude a.w. j.p.

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What battle did Napoleon die in? His last one.

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What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

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3 jews sits in a car. Who drives? Not Hitler.

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what did the crippled boy say to the truck driver? "i like cats."

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Q. Why did the girl with no legs fall off her bike? A. Somebody threw a refrigerator at her.

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Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

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Steven hawking walks into a bar. a.w j.p

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--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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