My sister has to take a dump

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What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

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"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

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Knock Knock! The man inside chooses not to answer the door and the caller walks away.

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A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, the Krusty Krab is a fictional place, and therefore does not exist.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Dogs taste better in stews.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Boo Boo who? Ah don’t be sad, Boo’s here to cheer you up!

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Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

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That is so fetch

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Whats worse then losing your phone? The Holocaust

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why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

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How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

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why did the moose cross the road? to eat the baby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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