A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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Why are all black people fast? because all the slow ones are in jail.

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"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

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What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

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What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

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What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

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God has put a gate keeper at a gate in heaven to listen to how everyone has died. The first guy comes and says, "I thought my wife was cheating on me so when i came home I see this man hanging off my balcony, I thought he was the man cheating with my wife, so I then push him off, but he was still alive, so I threw a refrigerator onto him, that killed him, but I felt so guilty I soon commited suicide" The gates man said, "Wow thats terrible come in." Then the next guy come and he says how he died, "Well you see I was just oiling myself up for my workout, but I slipped, and fell off my 5th story balcony, and landed in some guys 3rd floor balcony I was hanging off the ledge, and a guy came I thought he was going to help me, but instead he pushed me of and threw a refrigerator on me." The guard let him in, and a third guy came. The Guard said,"Man its going to be hard to beat those guys their just sad. Ok how did you die?" The third man said, "Picture this I'm trapped in a refrigerator...

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A teenage girl walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic drink. The bartender declines the order as she is under the legal age of purchasing and consuming alcohol.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

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What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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Why did the black man go to the store? To get milk and eggs because he was running out of those items

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

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Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

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What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

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How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

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Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

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Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

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What's stronger than then the love of a mother and her child? A semi-truck

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What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

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Anti Joke

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