What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

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What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

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How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

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What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

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Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

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What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

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What is black, often hung by a rope on a tree, and something white people like to play with? A tire swing.

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Have you heard that Bert & Ernie from Sesame Street are gay? If so, than whoever told you may be mentally challenged, Bert & Ernie are both puppets which even though they resemble people with active personalities, they remain puppets and do not have a sexual oreintation.

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Helena: Can u get me a pencil? Me: Sure. Me: Mr. Brandmeyer can u give me a pencil? Mr. Brandmeyer: Why? Me: I don't know. That's what Helena said.

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When life gives you lemons, You find a new life

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Person 1) Yo mama's so fat Person 2) My mother died in a horrible car accident last week

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar. Everyone shoots her.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

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why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

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Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

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whats your name? bumder:)

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Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

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He walked in a bar

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what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

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gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

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Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

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When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

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If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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