Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

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what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

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Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

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Pilot: We need to lighten the load of this plane Italian: I'll throw out these pizzas, there are too many of them in my country Mexican: I will throw out these tacos, there are just too many of them in my country The american stares in horror at the two men, the pizza and tacos were their only food and they were lost in the Himalayas.

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A man with a barbie doll walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and says "I bet you $100 that I can turn this barbie doll into a beautiful lady". The bartender laughs and says "Okay." The man takes out a brush and begins brushing the doll's hair. Seconds later the man has a seizure and falls to floor a dies. It turns out he was a drug addict and had a fatal over dose. The bartender never got his $100.

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Why did the little girl selling lemon aid die? Someone drove by and threw a fridge at her

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

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What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

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WHAT DO YOU CALL SOMEONE HAVING A MYOCARDIAL INFARCTION? Dead

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What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

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What's worse then an adult dying A baby dying

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Youve got to spell the name right you dead dylan fuck

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Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

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Q:Why did the cop arrest the black guy with a gun? A: because he shot a family and when the funeral was held he cooked a grenade killed everyone and peed on there grave, later he rapped two dogs and stabbed a crippled then tea bagged a horse to death.

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Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

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im telling maguire

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Knock knock Come in

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What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

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Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

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