A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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After thinking hard for a very long time, the pig realized he was a fat, worthless piece of shit.

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Transformers: Shadow of the Dark Risen Monday. The Autobots starring in more explosions, more random fighting! Zero narrative nor explanations! One constant explosion trough the whole movie! But do not worry! Did you believe that the final battle versus Optimus Prime and his evil Dimensional counterpart Optimal Evilus would be the ones fighting at standing at the end? NO! This is far more exciting! 16 year old Nick is seeking the love of his life in the 42 year old grandmother Mirabella Torres, and ends up proving his love by pushing the button that instantly kills Optimal Evilus`s ultimate form Evilus Supreme! "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?" Honest reviews. "Yeah we love it that part where Optimus Prime forgets who is fighting and beats the shit out of Jazz and his totally non racist MonkeyBot Obamabus, seriously, this needs to die" Transformers lovers. "You gotta love that scene where Megatron starts blowing up his own allies because explosions!" Transformersmoviefans.com. "So why did Optimus Prime refuse to kill his Evil dimensional brother thing? I mean he was from another dimension, why did he go around like "NO HE IS MY BROTHER IN SOME DIMENSION! YOU MUST INSERT THE SPARK INSIDE ME DEEP INSIDE ME NICKY! DEEPER!" People Magazine. "So this time they just made the Decepticon`s weakness a button so small only a human can push it huh?" People... Just people. "MY EAAAAAAAAARSSSS!" MICHAELBAYGAVEMEPTSD.ORG. Moral: Wow it says skynet is watching all the time now at solvemedia, unexpected considering the first thing I posted was the terminator XXXV thing. So, is it some sort of easter egg feature? I mean I would not believe myself if someone told me that.... Which is actually what makes this kinda creepy...

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How do you kill a red elephant? You can't red elephants don't exist.

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5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

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look at this bag of air it has some chips in it

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If John has no nose, what do John's friends call him? John

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

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My mom gave me a quarter. I tryed to spend it on bubblegum but 7-11 said no...

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What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

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a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

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jibby jobby

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Whats green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree you'll die? A pool table.

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Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

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The term "serial killer" is a bit strong...i prefer "ghost manufacturer"

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Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

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if she is old enough to bleed, she probably wears tampons.

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REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REDD REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED................................that is all LOL

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What's worse than getting a flat tire on a date? getting one while rushing your dying grandfather to the hospital.

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What's the biggest Jewish holiday? The Holocaust.

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What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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