- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

What is the funniest joke in the world? Written.

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool The tragic drowning of a quadrapalegic

How did the girl get hit by a car? Better question, How did the car get in the kitchen?

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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I got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen.

In Soviet Russia, Stalin kills you

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, shes already been told twice

there was once a jew

A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

A black kid, an Asian kid, and a Jewish kid walk into a barrier. They are students at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and they walk straight through the barrier onto Platform 9 3/4.

Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

How many light bulbs? 1

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