Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

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That was totally mean! I mean I was in no way going to say any of that to you! Especially not the last part, sorry that must have been part of the suggestion or something, I barely ever tell myself stuff like that, I mean stop it okay? I mean I totally read it and all but I was all like "I am notnot typing that" please stop it, its humiliating.

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What's grey and can't swim? A Castle

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Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

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What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

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what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

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If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

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Jeff

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Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

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a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

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Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

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roses are red violets are blue im colorblind how about you

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A seal walks into a club... the seals freinds later inform him they are now at a bar the seal then walks into the bar... the seal was later beaten to death

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What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

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what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

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Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

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knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

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roses are red violets should be purple

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What is green and looks like a blue car? A Green car

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What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

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Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

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Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

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Anti Joke

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