What's the worlds best ice cream? Well overall I opinion is that because but I believe down to the but don't forget to mention that chocolate ice cream plays a huge however to flip the argument moreover I find it absurd that on the plus side four sides to tell the truth I wouldn't know to summarize the argument whereas to differ I would my final point is that Chocolate Ice cream is nice.

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

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What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

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How do you make someone cry Take all of their belongings

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Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

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Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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what is worse than finding a worm in your apple the earth exploding

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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A black man in a country bar.

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What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

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Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

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What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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What is red white and blue Blood. I was lying about the white and blue.

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Why dont we just make fun of both? *mexican music plays*

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So, I was walking down the street. As i walked past a oak door an entrance to a mental institution, I heard a bored voice going, "eleven, eleven, eleven". My curiosity, like a cat, got better of me and I decided to take a peek through the key hole and see the eleven things being counted. As soon as I had my eye on the key hole, I was poked in the eye by a metal rod. Startled, I feel back to the street. And, sure enough, heard the same bored voice, going, "twelve, twelve, twelve".

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Why did the

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whats worse then girls playing sport ? girls cutting grass

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Why couldn't the plane fly? The pilot was a muffin.

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What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

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A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

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Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

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