what is worse than finding a worm in your apple the earth exploding

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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Women's rights.

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Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his wife and kids.

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how do you kill a rat skin it and feed it to your child and wait till it shits then when it shits feed it to your dog then when it shits then microwave it and shove the smelly liquid remains up your ass.

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a man shoots his mother in-law He his charged with murder and will only be eligible for parole in 18 months

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Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first baby. Why did the third baby fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

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What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

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A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

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When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

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What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

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A pope meets another one

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why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

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What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

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who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

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There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

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Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

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Kenny died. The Bastards.

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why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

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two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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