A Asian man with a boner runs and hits the wall... He beaks his nose.

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What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

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What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

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Your mom

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Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

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Whats the differance between a pizza and a black person? a pizza can feed a family

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what does the sloth say to dylan sedgwick nothing dylan is the sloth

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

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How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

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A blind man walks into a wall.

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Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

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Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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How will Jesse die? His mom doesnt have any food left (or money) so she eats him, and then jesse's fat little brother farts on his obese corpse

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Why can't black people swim? Cause poop don't float!

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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This is a joke

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I was visiting my grandad the other day and my phone died, I was really bored, he told me I rely too much on technology I replied with 'no you do' and Unplugged his life support

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What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

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This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

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What did the rabbi say to the priest? I respect your religion but have faith in judiasm.

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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