- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Why did the woman accuse a black man of stealing from a bank? Because she was eating a cornmuffin on the bench across the street when she saw a black man,stealing money from a bank

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they are highly trained astronauts taking part in a multi-year space journey to explore part of the solar system that man has never dreamed to be feasible.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

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what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

Q:What's the difference between a pinata and a baby? A: One I hang from a tree and beat to death and the other one is a pinata..

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

Theres this guy that got pulled over and the guy in the car said: I have AIDS the cop said: Oh, really when did you get them? I don't have AIDS

why did the woman cross the road? to get to her full time job as a lawyer.

I swear to drunk officer I'm not god.

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

What happened to the newlywed couple who couldn't tell the difference between KY jelly and window putty? All their windows fell out.

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