Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

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why did Kelsey fall off the swing? because she has no arms Knock Knock who's there? not Kelsey

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

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Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

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How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

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What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

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A bear walks into a bar, and says "I would like a pint of..........beer." The bar tender asked "why the long pause?" The bear replies "I think I just had a stroke."

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Person One: Three bears are eating tacos, seventeen bears are making margaritas, how many bears are going to the supermarket to get overly prices expired two percent milk? Person Two: ...Who gives a shit!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!!!? Person One: No! That is incorrect!..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................its 16

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A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

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Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

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In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

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What's big, red and looks like a bucket? A small blue bucket labeled big red bucket.

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Why was the black man killed? He committed a serious crime and was issued the death penalty.

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What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

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What did the girl say in her French lesson? Miss, I don't get it, its in a different language.

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What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

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why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

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Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

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Anti Joke

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