a muslim walks into a bar, he then remembers his religion forbids the drinking of alcohol and walks back out

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The dyslexic man called the black man a ginger.

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Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

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What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

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stephen hawking walks into a bar, and those who recognize him are shocked that he's no longer in his wheelchair, and approach him to let him know this, but it turns out they were wrong, it was just a man with similar facial features to stephen hawking.

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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what do gay people eat?? food

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A priest walks into a bar, which is suprising because priests don't usually go to bars.

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When was Timothy born? He wasn't.

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Violets are red. Roses are blue. I am drunk, and i'm about to spew.

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So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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What kind of "room" can you not enter? One with a locked door.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

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A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man said to the bartender "I'll have a H2O, please." His friend said "Yeah, I'll have a H2O too." The bartended wasn't an idiot and was aware that he was in a bar, not a science lab, and handed them both a bottle of H2O. His friend still died.

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Why does Jonny have a phobia birds? Because he has one glued to his face.

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Q: How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, possibly two if the lightbulb is high up and someone has to hold the ladder.

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

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A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

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A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

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yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

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What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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