- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

What did the Asian say after he had a nightmare? Nothing his nightmare was actually reality and a dishwasher fell on him and killed him.

Why are Ethiopians so fast? Because antelope are also very fast.

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

What is it about homosexuals that's so gay? What is it about heterosexuals that's so straight? What is it about an apple that's so gay?(Because it's a FRUIT right?) What is it about penises that's so straight?

Why are black people so stupid an lazy? They aren't. This is a negative social stigma and if you believe it you are a racist.

Why is there world hunger? Because you touch yourself at night.

Why i'm breathing? I don't want die.

Ahhh! Grandpa your going too hard!

What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

What's worse than an apple with a worm? Serial Murder.

Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

What do you call a black man inside a house that is on fire? A fire fighter as well as a hero since he was probably inside the house searching for anyone who was trapped inside

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what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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