How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

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what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

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"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

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rocky is here again.......................

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An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

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Jacob Edwards has friends

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Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

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So the priest took the 6 year old boy into the confessional...and He told him to say 3 Hail Mary's.

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Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

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What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

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why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

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What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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knock knock *opens door* WE DON'T WANT ANY!

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why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. Jill was dehydrated.

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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The chickens have become self-aware!

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? "Poker Face"

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So, a giraffe walks into a bar and orders six martinis and shame on for wanting a punch line this giraffe needs help.

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Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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