What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

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Mike tyson

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Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

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What did the man say when his wife said hello? Hello.

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A child is watching Saturday cartoons when is father walks in and, the child is aware that the father was on an all night binge and is verbally abused

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What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

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What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

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Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

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BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

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Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

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What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

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adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

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What's worst than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Finding a grammatical error on anti-joke.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

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Ken wins!

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How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

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FREE SEX! Now that I have your attention.............

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