What's green and has wheels? A frog in a wheelchair

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What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

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How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

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Why did the man stand on one foot? Because he had one leg.

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Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

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If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

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How do you fit a homosexual man into a small card board box? You cut him into pieces.

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How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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A man walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken I don't see anything funny about this at all. -Tag

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?"what's up" "A preposition"

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What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

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Click thumb up i will be eternally grateful

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes now you do too.

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what can you give to a millionaire to make him happy? sex

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what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

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A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

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Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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You're a big fat monkey.

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What is the secret to winning football games? Score the most points.

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What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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