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What did the raisin say to the toaster? Nothing. The raisin lacks a central nervous system, and the toaster is an inanimate object.

This is like another one: Terry is at work eating a cookie.. He drops his cookie. His co worker trys to pick it up, however he accidently stands on it. Turns out terry can keep a grudge, nine years later, he killed his co worker with a shovel.

we asked cheryl cole what she would do if it was the last day on earth she replied.. id probably spend all the time with my family. wrong cheryl youd spend your last day on earth running away from other people wanting to accomplish their last day on earth dreams

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What does it mean if your born on opposite day? you have sids

WE BE-ETH YON KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE

Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

im black

So snoop dog drank some milk! :)

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

aggie wilkinson, i WOULD!!!!!

A guy is playing cod

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

What's black and blue and red all over? I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

Q-- Why did the boy stop playing football? A -- He had to go for his tea

What do you get when you cross an l with a line? A t.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

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