What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

A chicken cross's the road it dies when a car runs it over

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's coop was faulty and thus it escaped.

Knock Knock! Come in.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

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Q: What did the dumb blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios? A: Look! Donut seeds!

Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

Yo momma so stupid that she went to get a college degree from a community college and along with her education now has a greater opportunity to earn money with that knowledge.

Your mom is so fat that she enjoys junk food regularly.

What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

child labor

What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

A panda bear walks into a bar. The bartender then alerts the zoo of the whereabouts of their missing panda.

What's the same between a school bus and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the bus.

What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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