Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

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Whats funny about a car crash? If a bowl of soup is talking.

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What happened to the homosexual jiggalo? He ended up getting aids from having anal sex with various men which is not the best idea because the anus where poop comes from.

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how many gay guys does it take to fix a blender? baby oil!

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A man walks into a bar, it looked like it hurt.

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I am paralyzed from the neck down.

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What did one banana say to the other banana? Answer: It didnt say anything because bananas are inanimate objects, so it isn't humanly possible for a banana to speak.

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Johnny had 50 candy bars. He ate 45 of them. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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Why did the student get the math question wrong? -Because hes dead

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

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Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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Why did the man shoot up the movie theater? Because he spent his whole child hood playing Call of Duty Black Ops II, Left 4 Dead 2, and Minesweeper. And video games, are the only thing that would rive someone to shoot up a movie theater.

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A black man, a Jewish man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They are all good friends who want to enjoy drinks together.

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Me: Sometimes I like to talk to myself. Me: So do I.

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there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

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why is red the first color in the rainbow? I don't know go ask a scientist.

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

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Why do they give old people Viagra at nursing homes? Because erectile function decreases with increasing age, and it would be unfair to needlessly deny senior citizens the right to consensual intercourse if that is what they want.

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Click here for free sandwich.

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What did the retard say to the other retard? *(incoherent gibberish)*

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Anti Joke

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