What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure, but the farmer must be very upset about the loss of one of his chickens.

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There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

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I can't see my forehead

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What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

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How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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Why did Aodhan not come into school? He was sick.

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Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

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wanna here a dirty joke? Suree A white horse fell in a mud puddle dum dumdum dum duuuuuuummmm

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Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

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That awkward moment when sentences don't end the way you octopus.

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Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have the guts.

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Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mum. Oh hi mum, the doors unlocked

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What happens when you divide by zero? According to the limits in Calculus, 1/x as x approaches 0 becomes closer to infinity, so we can safely conclude that if we could divide by zero, it would be a form of infinity. Positive infinity for 1/0, negative infinity for -1/0 and unsigned infinity for 0/0, as zero has no sign.

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Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

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a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

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A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

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why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

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Why was the boy sick? Because he accidently ate his own feces.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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