Why couldn't the dumbass go to colledge? He couldn't open the door.

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Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

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A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

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Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

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Why did the man die? He got shot!

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-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

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don't just stand there

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Roses are black Violets are black Im Helen Keller WWWHHAATTTTT!?!?

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Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

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A dying man walked into a shop and started to look at the clothing on display. Then he died.

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If at first you don’t succeed, you clearly weren’t the right person for the job. We’re sorry, but we’re going to have to let you go; please collect your belongings and vacate the premises immediately.

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"Hey hey hey, did you hear the joke about the guy with terminal cancer?" "No." "Sorry to break it to you then."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 4

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A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

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Is Charlie Sheen bi-polar? Yes.

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Why was the sea green? because a whale took a piss

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What do a vampire and a ginger have in common they're both afraid of the sunligh- oh wait this anti jokes ohhhhhhh oh well

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the story of the two kings, bourne and brendan They were numbercrunching hardcore one night in the hills of arathi basin when the mailbrethren gave them a message from the almighty rogue of orgimar. This rogue challenged the two kings, codenames as follows: bourne (hunt cair) and brendan (worgensRsick). obviously bourne was a ret pally and brendan was a holy priest, representing the alliance faction because they dont belive in the corrupt (actual quote from J3b, "the kitty slayer tauren"). The duel would take place in the arena of hyjal, a place where heat blows from below, and sucks hard. Hyjal was once a place where the almighty druids had meetings of total epicness and made love in the flowers. Of course, taurens were very attracted to the mentally ill cows, and created j3b's character, foulmeat. When the two kings arrived, the rogue was actually in stealth, a goblin subtley rogue of vast strength and agil. His resil rating was at an astonishing 89k rating. He made n00bs spooge over their keyboards. The epic duel began when the rogue sapped both kings and ambushed bourne. Bourne legacy was hurt badly and had 15% health. Brendan's step brother came in and surprised attacked the rogue and took him to half health. his name was dalyquestsbedone. But all of a sudden, the world of azeroth was sucked in by the depths of the maelastrom of deathwing, and everyone died. All the players relogged and did it all over again. ˜´??

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What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

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Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

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Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead...

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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