Whats the difference between football and basketball? Absolutely everything By darragh Hamilton

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Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

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My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

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Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

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What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

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an american walks out of a strip club.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

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oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

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A boy eats 3 pounds of candy, 2 whole pizzas, and drinks 10 beers. Why did he puke? Someone came out of nowhere, and kicked him in the nuts

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What's a vampire's favorite subject in school? Probably math.

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What do you call a prison inmate with no arms or legs? John. That's his name.

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Then none of us want to be right.

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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What is the easiest way to babysit a black kid? Find an activity that you can both relate to and enjoy. Hopefully after doing this for a while, the youngster will become tired and fall asleep. You can then watch TV, read or talk on your cell phone until his or her parents get home.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

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Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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Q. What is worse than being raped A. Being raped twice

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Hey guys! Today is September 10th you know what tomorrow means? Party at my house! ...What? It's my birthday.

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A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

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You know what's interesting about Polish people? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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