Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

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A dog just died in my neighborhood last week. It made me sad so I vandelized a church and got put into jail. That made me even MORE sad so I vandelized the jail. Morel of the story: This wasn't grammaticly a story. A story is not 3 sentences. --

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Wanna hear a funny anti joke?...........................................................................................Funny anti joke

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Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

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This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

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Mr Whelk visited his doctor. His doctor put on a sterile glove and inserted two fingers into the man's rectum. "Does this feel all right?" The doctor asked "Yes" replied Mr Whelk. "But is my wrist broken or not?

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A man with Tourette's syndrome walks into a bar. Because of his disease, he shouts unexpected profanities across the room, and everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the humiliation anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom, pulls out a gun, and points it at his head. His wife walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and he notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to make. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. Shocked and afraid, he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentenced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man still suffers from Tourette's and cannot control his ticks and rots in jail. He continues to scream random obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after anal

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

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so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

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why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

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What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

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Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

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A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

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Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

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Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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Chuck Norris is a normal man.

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2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

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Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

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Why was Bill in jail? He stabbed 17 black people because they didn't deserve welfare checks.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Jehovah's Witnesses.

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