There is a bird and a squirrel in a tree. Later, as a farmer walked past, the squirrel ate the bird.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

apple pie.

Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

what's the difference between a pile of shit and a human. a human has a mind, a pile of shit doesn't

What did the Asian man say to the Mexican man? Nothing, due to the language barrier.

Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

I always like to pack a second pair of pants, because if there's one thing my mother ever said to me it was 'please, I'm begging you - don't put me in a home.'

knock knock your nana had a cardiac arrest and thankfull dead now

Why did the person have a scrape on their elbow? Because they fell down.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

Why does your mom not love you.... Because she is not your real mom.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

Why is the sky blue? I don't know I thought you knew

Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

The weels on the bus go...flat

What did the redneck say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... 7

What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

Anti Joke

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