Why didn't the firefighter put out the fire? Because he wasn't a very good firefighter.

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The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

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A white guy jumps over the fence belonging to a Mexican family

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Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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hahah there are so funny that they are so funny that they are so litteral that i make my self make other people laugh so that they poop

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Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

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There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

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How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

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what do you call a pond filled with frogs having sex with bacteria is burning there insides while a midget with assburgers is chanting "SMACK THAT BADONKADONK!" racism..

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What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

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Unfortually last night Andrew McNeil was studying soo hard that his head exploded and the next day at school, his friends found out and then cheered with laughter and happieness.

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Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

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How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

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Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

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What's the difference between a carrot and an elephant? The carrot is orange.

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SBB

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

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What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

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Whats worse than getting a paper-cut? Getting shot. In the head. Three times.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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