Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

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what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

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So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

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Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

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What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

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What did the kid with turrets say? Many swear words but he can not be blamed for this because he has a disease that make him unable to control many of the things he says.

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How do you judge a black person? By the content of their character.

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How many black men can you fit into a mini? Five One in the drivers seat. One in the passenger seat. And three in the back seats. Anymore would be both dangerous and impractical due to the small interior volume of the car, and it would also put a significant strain on the cars limited engine power. Especially when tackling a steep incline.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

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solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

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What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

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I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

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Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a tumor Doctors give it 6 weeks before I die...

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What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

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Knock, Knock... Who's there? Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

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An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

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Whats Better Than Apple Pie Sweeeet Pie

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