were at work systems r down

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anti-joke teehee

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how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

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Q: What did the schizophrenic man say to his father? A: "Every time grandmother's urn shrieks, this pornography turns to black ink."

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

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Why did the bartender cry when a construction worker ordered a Jack and Coke? His son Jack had run away five years ago to sell cocaine; his father hadn't seen him since.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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How does a black man laugh? He schuckles

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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Hatch! Hatchoo! Bless you!

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Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

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Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

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whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

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Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

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Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

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What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

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A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

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Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

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Why was the 18 year old white male late for his college class. On his way to college he got in a car accident and killed 5 people and he walked away unharmed

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How do you make Justin Bieber handsome? He already is!

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What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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