- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

What's worse then breaking your xbox? Going on a 24 kill streak and having itchy balls.

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

Poop

How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

what happens during a climax apples

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

What is chewy and tastes like gum? Chewing gum.

Mormons having fun.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, a bus hit it half way along and it died instantly.

How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

A homeless man walks into a house He is invited to a lovely lunch and then beaten to death

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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