Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

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Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

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WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

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why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

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porn-hub

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How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

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Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

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What's red and eats tulips? Your face!

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What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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what did the lonely boy get for christmas? the absence of a familly

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How do you confuse and anger a blonde? Kill her family and loved ones and say you did it because potato.

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Sex

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What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

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Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

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Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

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You know Hellen Kellers retarded? No shes blind and deaf. Ehhh same thing.

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How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

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How many lemons does it take to fix a lightbulb Lemons can't fix lightbulbs as the don't have a mind,heart or any limbs.Think about that crap.

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how Sudan answered England when England's ambassador eaten by Sudanese people? Eat ours

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how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

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Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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