Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

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penis. nuff said.

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whose better then Sarah, Georgia and ellie NO ONE!!!!

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Why do so many Koreans go to medical school? Practicing medicine is a rewarding and respected career.

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You know what's funny? A bucket full of dead babies. Do you know what's funnier? The last one is still alive and crying.

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Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

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Why did he buy ANTIJOKE THE BOOK! - ? Because he wanted to read it.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I suck at Poetry, show me your Tits.

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have you ever had african food? neither have they

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Why did the crocodile cross the road? It is actually highly improbable that such a large reptile would be in a residential area where such roads would exist.

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why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

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Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

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how do you confuse a blonde? shes already confused Leave.Her.Alone.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to the Navy SEALS? Nothing. There was insufficient time to hold a conversation before they shot him in the face.

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Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

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I want a lot of likes...do it you wont. i know you wont.

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

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Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

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Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

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Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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