Q: What do is it called when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A: Why give it a name when it is never goin to happen!

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How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

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George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

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What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

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Why can't helen keller drive a car? Because she is a woman

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A women walks out of a kitchen.

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A man goes to a Korean-owned dry cleaner to pick up his suits. They were impeccably cleaned at a reasonable rate.

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What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

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tim tebow is a grat quarterback

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Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Q: why do irish people like swimming A: because it's fun

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A very unattractive girl bent over in front of me. I proceeded to be sick, and then I choked on my sick. I died. My family mourn my death every day.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

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Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

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Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

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What did Helen Keller name her children? Nothing, since she didn't have any.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Hit by a bus Why did the bus driver drop his coffee? He hit the boy

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What's brown and sticky? Poo

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Bob: If two negatives make a positive, what would be an anti-anti-joke? Tim: An anti-joke

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Sally." "Go away, Sally. I told you I am not interested." Kevin slammed the door on his colleague, as Sally proceeded to find somebody else and move on with her life. Kevin later in life became a drug addict, and got thrown in jail. Sally got married and had four kids, and while she feels bad for Kevin, she is happy with her life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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