I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis.

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

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What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

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What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

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What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

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wow such mark very mark many mark so mark

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Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

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What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

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i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

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Are you Drew?

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go up to some one and say "i told you it would happen" with a straight face and walk away. it should cause a LOT of confusion.

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I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

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Why did the kid have a toy truck? because he bought it

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Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Oh, then I'm not opening the door.

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A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

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Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

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So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

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