why did the bus crash the driver was an alcoholic and was drunk he killed 8 people upon impact.

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

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Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

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Where's Waldo? It is impractical to search for him because he's just going to get lost on another page once you find him. You assume he was murdered and get on with your life.

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I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

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Roses are red Violets are blue Black people are black They are inferior

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A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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How do you divide 2574 by 23.5 WIth a calculator

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Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

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A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

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A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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In Soviet Russia, joke tells YOU! ...because that is the syntax of the language.

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

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kkkk

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What would Muhammed do?

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I <3 Hitler

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no one walks in to a bar bar tender: shit!

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what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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What's black and is as fast as a car? A black car.

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Yo momma is SO black.

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