What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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A man walks into a bar and says "I just got back from the battered woman's shelter, and boy are my arms tired" Everyone laughed. The man sat at the end of the bar drinking alone. He was proud of the fine craftsmanship of the shelves he put up in the shelter's pantry, regardless of what others may think.

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This desk is two chromebooks wide. It will be one once I push yours off.

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What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

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Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

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Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

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why did the cow die because she ate poisoned apple pie

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Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind, deaf, and dead.

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Two gays walk into a bar, they are then kicked out by the homophobic owner.

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what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

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What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

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What is 1 inch long and eats everyone in it's way .... my pet fish

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza does'nt scream in the oven

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

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WHAT THE BABIES?!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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im jacob, i have as much hair on my penis as mr macs head.....none.

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What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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