Weed.

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A man walks into a bar and has a wonderful time drinking with his friends, arrives home at a reasonable time and goes to bed.

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1+1 =? Too

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

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Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

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Two ducks are sitting in the bathtub. One asks, "Hey, can you please pass the soap?" The other responds, "Sure, if you pass the typewriter."

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What's the difference between a duck, an engineer, and a leaf? There are many differences between these 3 that I will not list them all.

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How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

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TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

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The holocaust

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What does the latin maid does when I tell har to clean behind the couch? Nothing, she doesn't speak English.

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A man, a woman, and a kid are sitting at a table. They are eating dinner, the kid turns to the man and proceeds to explain how he wishes to drop out of school. The man sends him to his room as punishment. The man and the woman resume eating their dinner.

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roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

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Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

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what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

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Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

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What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

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knock knock a man walks into a bar what do you call a horse with no legs dave who?

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How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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