Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor!

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so he says "aaahhh". then i threw a fridge at him

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What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

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What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

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why did aodhan not play BO2? Aodhan has Cerebral palsy.

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Q: What's the longest word in the dictionary? A: According to the Oxford English Dictionary (second edition), it is "Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism."

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What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

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How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

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The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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I died shortly after writing this.

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What do you call an Oliver with friends? A dream

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Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

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it was christmas day and the boy opened his first present... and he immediately got aids.

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what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

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What do you call a white guy with a taller black woman? A man in a deeply committed relationship.

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Why was the construction worker crying? Because do to the failing economy, he was recently let go from his job, and he is mortified by the idea of being unable to find work and ending up homeless and unable to fend for his family.

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Hear the one about the giraffe and the clown? Yes.

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Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

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You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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