What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

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What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

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What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

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How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

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Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

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Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

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Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

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The snake had no skatebord to put johnnys refrigirator because the bettles mom had stolen the clowns purse were his parking had been for the airplane higway stop.

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breasts

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

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What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

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New mission: refuse this mission

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What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

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a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

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Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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