How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

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Whats white? A fridge

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Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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why did the blonde get caught shop lifting? she wasnt a very good theif

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the road was clear of oncoming traffic.

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Am I the boss.No I was just offered the job

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What did the chemist say when his BBQ ran out of charcoal? Nothing interesting.

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Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

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What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a women? Sex.

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How did the black man get a new television? He worked hard and put away a small percentage of his weekly wage in order to save for this new addition to his household.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime lying in a pool of blood.

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How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

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Q.whats the differecne between a bicycle? A. orange,...a vest dont got no sleeves.

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Roses are red but violets arent blue!!!!!

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Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

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Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

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Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

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whats 2+2? 4

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Like why period? Why can't mother nature just call and be like ''Wassup girl? You're not pregnant, I'll talk to you next month.''

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Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

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What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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