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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

how did the ant die? i stepped on it

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

What's big, wet and hairy? Not what you think it is.

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

A man died and went to heaven. Luckily, he was resuscitated by a trained medical professional, and after a stern warning from his doctor, he lost weight, limited the cholesterol in his diet, and went on to live a very happy and healthy life.

What did Sarah Palin say as she gazed to the West? "I really wish my daughter hadn't gotten pregnant."

A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

What happened to the guy that fell off the building? He hit the ground

knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

What is black and gray? This rectangle and this text.

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the kangaroo die? Because two stapled koalas fell on its head.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

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