How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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Hellen Keller

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http://anti-joke.com/anti-joke/popular/a-paper-cut-is-a-trees-last-revenge

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Why didn't he finish his

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

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A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

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what goes plop, plop, fizz, fizz? baby twins in an acid bath.

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What is the worst part about being a blonde? Random green painted strangers throw forks at you claiming it will confuse you, because they got it off of an anti joke website!

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

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A monkey and his owner walk into a bar they sit down at the bar... I dont know the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

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So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

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a man walked into a bar "ouch"

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roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

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how do you make old people hate eachother? put them in a night time psychology class

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What's worse than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

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what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

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Society.

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What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

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