What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

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Tony Blair, Micheal Jordan, Fabrice Muamba, Aunty Josephine, Nick Clegg, David Cameron, and myself all go out for drinks.

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How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? If you're lucky some of his or hair will have fallen out and be left on the keyboard as evidence.

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Q. What do you call a bunch of guys in a shower? A. The Holocaust.

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What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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Why shouldnt you throw rocks at a black kid on a bike? Because the kid wasn't riding in your way, you could get arrested for assault and battery, and he probably lives in a low income area and cant afford health insurance if he was injured.

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Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

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Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

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What did the man say to the really attractive woman? We are different genders

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What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

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What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

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knock knock who's there? hope

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I remember this one time... I was sleeping... And all of a sudden... I woke up... Yeah.

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why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

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how do you kill a blonde? shoot her in the face with a pistol

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is very bad looking

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a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

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Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

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quik reply fuckker, im at the room on the left at the uh... forgot anywayss third floor, to the end of the hospital, btw, I told The Goat and Fingern to wait for you at the entrance, and I paid them to kick your ass... WHOS YOUR DADDY! Well soon ill be your dad and the father of your sisters first kid! Man, relax, I told them to just drag you outside and kick you in the nuts, then some atomixc elbows and make u bleed... Your suufering is none of use of me if your ded, plz reply abut your sufferage when they are done, u really think id fight your dirty shit yourself? I AM THE LEADer THE ONE WHO KNOcKS! I DONT LIKE THE FIGHT! PEOPLE FIGHT FOR ME! IN MY NamEN MY GLORY!! Amen, you will soon become an uncle... Nah, tell your sis its a joke, I already told her I insist bangign her look at the pone Goat has in his poket, her last responz is "now?" and two smileys with eyes poppingg XD Seriously, if they are not already kicking your ass... Well, they sent me a pic, I suppose you will end up at the hospital too, looks bad kid... But you know the goat, that kid wants to kill, and probably has... ill let theem know that if thhhhey kill youu, they hmmm... then I cantt beat you um mysepf, so no killins in my name, reelas ill call em, but you are just bruise now, I want moar blood. Nero Metal, the coldest leader, of the universe. (dat tok like 6 mins to tyype so wort it, if you diee, i dont responsible for the goat, but i think finger will stop him zoon.

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What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

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