What red and goes up and down? A tomato in an elevator.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

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How did the fat guy die? After an autopsy, it was discovered he was unaware of his type 2 diabetes and therefore did not treat it

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I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

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in soviet russia, cow milks you

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Boom! Splat! You'll never know.

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why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

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world peace

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How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

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Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

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2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

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knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

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If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

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You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

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What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

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why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

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Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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so if you need 20 dollars and you just kicked your cat how old is your mom. cake because you are a 666 member.

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Knock Knock. Did someone outside the front door just say "Knock Knock"?

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What did Justin Bieber say when he lost his tampon? Where's my tampon?

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how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

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What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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