Sorry boss

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What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

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what did barrack obama say to the jew osama bin ladins a bitch

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How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

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Why Stevie is silent nowdays? Because he's dead.

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Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

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Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

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One time at band camp, We practice playing our instruments and had fun.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

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Knock knock I'M IN THE BATHROOM !!

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When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

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Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

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Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

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What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

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Give me time to think of a joke hm..............hm.................hm....................hm....................mmm....................hm?..........................m m.....................mmmmm..............hm...................hm.....................hm......................... ah!i don't want to think of a joke

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An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

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Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

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Sex positions (and other related things), never took off... 1. The 96 2. The mission (impossible) position. 3. The Tangoers party (swingers? The fack is that?) 4.Nasal. 5. Bed waltz (requires amazing dancing skills and multitasking, now they just call everything for "bed waltz" to show off) 6.Blind Date take uno (hard to find two blind people and make sure they meet each other and have a good time by themselves). 7. GILFS take one (I mean there could be many hot grandmas out there, but "Guns Id Like For Shooting", was not too popular due accidents)

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Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

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Whats worse that stubbing your toe? Death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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