- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

Q: Where can you find a cat with no arms and no legs? A: Right where you left him Q: Where can you find a dog with no arms and no legs? A: In a bun

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? I don't know but it's not the little girl.

Today I was reading anti jokes. At first I didn't get it, but then I figured it out and...ah crap, why am I writing this, it's just going to get thumbed down...

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

A man walks into a bar He says ouch

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

What do you call a black man with a job? An employee

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

How do you kill something thats already dead? You don't. It's dead.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

What's red, white, and blue? light purple

Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

whats worse than gill? nothing

roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

What's worse than 100 dead babies stapled to a wall? 100 live babies stapled to the wall!!!

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

Roses are red Viloets are unicorns this? doesn't make sense Refridgeator

What's the worst part about seeing a dead baby on the beach? The crushing sadness.

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

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