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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your moms face is turning purple. I'm coming for you.

Why couldn't the asian drive the car. He was underage and did not have his license yet.

An American guy, Chinese guy, and Black guy are on a boat. Who jumps off first? Hopefully no one jumps off, especially because the ocean current is strong. They should call the coast guard if they are lost and find a safe way back to shore.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answered him in a such a simple and concise way, that the little boy understood.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

Loner.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why was the little girl happy? because she found an icecream cone

What's brown and sticky? The faeces of a glue stick.

How do you make a black man sad? You kill and mutilate his family maliciously

A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

Why did the chicken was the boat see the genie yes but dog said meow? Last night when you were sleeping, I took a dump in your shoes and used your toothbrush to wipe my butt. Then I took your wallet and flushed down the toilet.

What do you call a prison inmate with no arms or legs? John. That's his name.

What do you call a black man at harvard? Probably a criminal who is in harvard law trying to find a good lawyer.

why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

Justin Bieber is having sex with a girl. He then awakes from this horrible nightmare.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was wandering because he was lost and got hit by a car in the process.

i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

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