And now, A cow pretending to be a man: Jeff: Alan, are you a cow? Alan: What?! No! Cow: Yah me neither you guys want to go skatebords? *Awkward*

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What did the unicorn say to the man.\ Nothing unicorns don't exist

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Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

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What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

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Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

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Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

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women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, now that i think of it, roses come in many colors And violets are actually violet in color, thus the name

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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If the covalent bonds of two Hydrogen atoms and one Oxygen atom creates water, which subs are currently on the 5-dollar-foot-long menu at Subway?

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if you can raed tihs steence it menas you are ceelvr eugnoh to uendnrstad tihs: no sex cusaes dgdoy eeys

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How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

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I ponder

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What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

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The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

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Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

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2 tomatoes walk across a road tomato 1 gets hit by a car tomato 2 gets confused, because tomatoes don't have legs and therefore cannot "walk across a road" And furthermore, a tomato does not have a brain, and thus cannot get confused.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

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Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

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Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

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Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

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Q: How do you get a bunch of mexicans attention? A: Say excuse me, can I have your attention please?

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