I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

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What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

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Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

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Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

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...The new series of spinoff movies from the worlds most frightening franchise! Pretty Normal Activity: Doing the groceries *****-Did not scare me at all :D! Ballbusters movie rentals *****- The demon never showed up which made this the scariest movie ever! Could not sleep for months... Whatyumean there is nothing paranormal in this? Aww FU*beep*CK!! Sumgay Inthestreet Journal *****-Pissed myself just from hearing the title got a stroke and almost died!, was it another Paranormal movie you said? Most overhyped comment we could find. Goddamn exaggerated movie reviews that fooled me into buying the original and expect something actually scary :(

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

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Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

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Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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What did the man do after he found out his wife died in the Titanic? He cried.

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A young gay man comes out of the closet to his conservative, Christian parents. Everything went better than expected.

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What's worse than an anti-joke? People who don't get the concept of an anti-joke and post regular jokes on this site.

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I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other!

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Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

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I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

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What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

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What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

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What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

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Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

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Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white

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your mothers smells so bad,because she has poor hygiene skills

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What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

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