YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How did the old man keep the kids off his lawn? By molesting their Moms.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

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What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

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A blonde and a brunette both starred in a TV show.. It was called Beavis and Butthead.

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Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

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Why didn't cancer cross the road? Because it was to busy taking my family.

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Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

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What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

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What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

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two tomatos walked over the road and..... just kidding tomatos can't walk.

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A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

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Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

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Why is the sky blue? Well it has something to do with The suns reflection off of all the waters on earth's surface.

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, cause he didn't make it till Christmas...

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Whats blue and smells like red paint? If you know the answer then you should probably stop sniffing paint.

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Tony Soprano walks into a diner

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What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

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Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

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Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

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Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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