What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What's purple and gross? Purple gross stuff

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It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

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What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

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Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

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What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

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whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

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What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

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A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

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A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

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what's worse than finding mommy kissing santa clause ? slave trading

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knock knock, Whos there ?? Johnny. Come in fish.

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

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How many fat people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to hold the ladder, another to screw it in. The third one stands to the side, just in case it breaks.

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Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

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why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

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What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

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Did you hear about the Englishman who ran all the way to Loch Ness? Oh, that's a shame, because I didn't either.

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How did the black man get into college? A mop.

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What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

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Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

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