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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

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Do you like cheese? Yes. Okay.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

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What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

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what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

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Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

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Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

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whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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Why do all black people look the same? They don't you're just racist.

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What's worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke? Your family being massacred in front of your eyes.

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What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

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Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

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Moe: What's the difference between blue paint and red paint? Ben: I couldn't tell you, I'm blind. Moe was so embarrassed by his unintentional rudeness that he apologized to Ben and walked away.

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What's the problem with blonde people? They don't have black hair.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

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Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem used for seasoning food, and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

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Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

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If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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