What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

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So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrarri? A dead baby is a non-living human, while a Ferrarri is a brand of car.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

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Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

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whats funny? laughing at people when they die a slow and painful death.

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Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

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What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

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Why did the gay man die? He had AIDS

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Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

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An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

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How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

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Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

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A genie came out of a lamp explain?

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

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Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

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Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

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why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

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