Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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A piece of shit gets flushed down the toilet. The end.

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Why is your dad gay? Because he takes an enjoyment in a mans dick

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What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

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*see an orphan* Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

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Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

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TOBUSCUS

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

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why dont black people like cruise ships? they already fell for that trick 400 years ago

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Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the same wolf that had devoured the chickens' chicks singlehandedly was chasing it.

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Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

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Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

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lyren is a big meanyhead

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I love you

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A man walks into a bar.

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what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

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Why was the black man a victim of racial prejudice? because he was black

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you are gay

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What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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