Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

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I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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What did hitler say to the bartender? Nothing he's dead.

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Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

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What happens when you yank on someones nuts? They cry

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Why was the woman crying? Because I hit her with a bat.

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Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

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What's worse than homework? A basket full of mutilated puppies....

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? They were my friends.

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

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Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

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what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

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why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

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Yo mommas so fat they had to change 'one size fits all' to 'one size fits most'

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, your Heart maybe splited into two but, if you love me i would fix it for you

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My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

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Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

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A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

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Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

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What did the rainbow sun say to the flower-faced elephant? "Want some tea and hamsters?" I'm addicted to acid.

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