Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

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Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

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What happened to Kurt Cobain? He committed suicide. He shot himself in the head with a shotgun and then he died.

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What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

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What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

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Why did the pedophil go to church? To rape small children.

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Q: How many black people came KFC on June 31st? A: None because June 31st doesn't exist.

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what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

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Think of a fruit that isn't an orange ... You're thought of a pear, didn't you?

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Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

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What's the easiest way to become filthy rich? There are many ways to earn money. Invest some time into researching the topic.

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If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

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Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

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A blonde was told to go to the into the nearby swimming pool and sniff the Scratch-and-Sniff sticker on the bottom. Once at the bottom, she quickly realized that it was not a good idea and swam back to the surface.

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Person 1: What did the woman say when - Person 2: I know! It doesnt matter, shes a woman

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what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

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What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

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What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

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Why did the man go to the toilet with his brother? Because Mario and Luigi had to go down in it.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Wherever you left it

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George Bush does not care about black people.

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WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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