Why was it so easy for Superman to pick up chics? His butt ox.

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what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

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What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!

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You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

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My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

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What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

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Who keeps knocking on the wall? My neighbors have sex a lot.

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Midgets are capable of doing an average person's everyday task. Unless they have autism, then they might as well die.

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Q. Where do you find Indonesia A. On a map

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does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

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A muslim walks into a airport. He then boards his flight and is flown to his destination.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 20 years later he would gamble away his life savings and then go onto live a lonely and unfulfilled life.

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Why did the guy kill his friends? He didn't, he doesn't have any friends

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Why are Jewish men curcumsized? Because Jewish women wont put their hands on anything that's not 20% off

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whats blue and can be seen in the sky? the sky.

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Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

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What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

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What black and white and red all over? A panther I was lying about the red and white.

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How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

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What did the coach do to the player Coached the player

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

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Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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