What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

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there once was a black man who played basketball

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knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

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What's the difference between a duck? Nothing, they're both the same.

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Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

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True fact: every rabbit lives their whole cute life.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

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Why did the black man die? He drove off a cliff.

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3 men- Greg-Allen-And James were on their way back from the bar. When the driver, Greg spun out of control. All of them died Instantly. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told them. " The better you were with Relationships, And loving just one person. The better Transportation you got." He bagan handing things out. " Well, Greg. Looks like you cheated on your most recent Girlfriend... Twice. You get a Bike." Next was Allen " Allen! Shame on you! You have dated 4 women at once! You get a Scooter!" And last was James. " James! You have stayed true to your wife! And all of your other ex- girlfriends. You get a Mustang!" Allen and Greg seen james, Sitting on his car, Upset. "Man! Whats wrong? You have the best thing you could get! I'd be happy!" James looks up and says " Thanks guys, But I just seen my Wife on A skateboard.."

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Why did the baby cross the road? cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

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How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

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why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

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Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she couldn't get a high paying job and had to settle for working full time at McDonalds, just to get your family through the week.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

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I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

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What killed the cat? Feline Leukemia

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My mom always said it was fun to jump into a pile of leaves... That was before she was devoured by a 10 ft. scorpion.

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Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

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727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

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What is 9+10? 19

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