Pete and Repeat are sitting on a bridge, Pete fell off and Repeat still hasn't been able to forgive himself for pressuring Pete to join him on such a perilous perch.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

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Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

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A Irish man walks our of a bar

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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How many spiders dose it take to cover a wall? Four, if they are 7 feet tall

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Knock Knock Who's there? No one. You're imagining things.

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One day, John ate some food. He quickly realized he had an upsetting feeling in his stomach, so he stopped eating food and used the restroom. Then he drew a picture.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

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Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

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1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

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Johnny tried talking to his dog, there was no response.

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You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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What did the man say when he was stabbed on the street? Nothing, because he died.

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Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

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An Irish priest molested many children. He's still free today

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What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

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helen keller's dad put a plunger in the toilet and left it there. helen then went to use the bathroom....

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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