Why was 8 afraid of 9? Because 9 bullied him until he became anorexic.

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What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

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A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

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Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

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I have a knock knock joke. You start.

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O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

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A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

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what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

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whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

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What the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

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An atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said "god bless you". He thanked them and continued on with his normal day because it wasn't really that big of a deal to him.

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what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

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What's the square root of four? Two.

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" A few people laugh, but the horse, incapable of speech, does not. He is unfamiliar with this location and begins to panic. In his panic his leg is broken. He is put down shorty thereafter.

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A homeless man begged and begged for a dollar to buy something. A man finally gave him his dollar. What did the hobo buy? Nothing he walked into 711 and then got shot.

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Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

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Q) Why was six afraid of seven? A) Seven was black.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bucket of poop. The Mexican is a human the bucket of poop is an object filled bodily wastes.

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Women's rights.

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Your mom is fat

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Why Did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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