What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

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In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

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Why do girls like Justin beiber Because he can sing good

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What did the flight attendant get for Christmas? A Trebuchet from medieval times dating back to the 12th Century CE.

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Women's Rights...

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PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 8 9 jokes numbers dont have mouths

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Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

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what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

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ur mother

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This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

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Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

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knock knock Come in!!!

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

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Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

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What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

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It's not just me bomber, Kane Aodhan and kevin are all posting stuff too so SBB!!!

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Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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