What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

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Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

Why do u call a book a book??? Cause it is a book!!!

Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

G:nock nock B:come in!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm random but can still rhyme Hatsune Miku

What's the best part of having sex with a twelve year old? Watching them cry when they prosecute against you.

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

"jrfevkhbgjk" said the retard.

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

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Nero, thank you for this opportunity, I desire to join the shadows, I left a thumbs up. Michelle

Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is your chest, As flat as my back?

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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