What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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Daddy look! Roses! No son, those are rhododendrons... Daddy how do you spell rhododendrons? Uh... never mind son those are roses. So... Daddy how do you spell roses? Son, never mind that is a dog. So daddy how do you spell... SHUT UP! Moral: I put a spell on you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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What is the difference between a baby and a log? I don't have a log in my fireplace

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So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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What did the gay logger do to the tree with a hole in it? Cut it down.

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Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

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Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

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what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

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What's the difference between camping and molestation? I wasn't taken camping as a child

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Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

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sky's the limit said the tree a.w. j.p.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

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How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

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you will like this because i am black.

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Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ouch!" Later that day, the man's daughter takes him to the doctor because he's acting strangely. The doctor gives him an MRI and the daughter is told that her father sustained severe brain damage from the injury. Now the daughter has to juggle taking care of her father, taking care of a child she bore from a drunken one-night stand, and recovering from her meth addiction at a rehab facility, all while making minimum wage at her dead end job. Eventually she hangs herself, leaving her father and child to slowly die on their own.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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