A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

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Why'd the girl fall of her scooter? She fell into a hole and died. She was never found again. All that was left was her scooter.

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Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

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A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

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What's worst than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? finding a real joke on anti-joke

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Women's Rights

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Q: What do is it called when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A: Why give it a name when it is never goin to happen!

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If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

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Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

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A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

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why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

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What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

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How do you kill a ninja? Shoot it.

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What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

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whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

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Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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