What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

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what did batman say to robin before he got in the batmobile get in the batmobile

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why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

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What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

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what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

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**** *** *** ****** *** ** *** ***? ***** I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was **** hilarious.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

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What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

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am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

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Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What did the the policeman say to the band member who trashed a hotel room? "You're under arrest" The band member replied "Well, you're under a vest" The policeman reiterates that this isn't the time to be making any jokes and that vandalism is a very serious offence

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SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

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How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

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Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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