Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

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The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

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A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

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Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

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How do you confuse a blond? Begin talking to her about a subject that's not in her field of expertise using complicated technical verbiage and jargon.

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row row row your boat gently down the stream rape

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What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

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Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

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What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

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What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

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Why did the man put his penis in the baby? Because it's warmer than a watermelon.

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Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ouch!" Later that day, the man's daughter takes him to the doctor because he's acting strangely. The doctor gives him an MRI and the daughter is told that her father sustained severe brain damage from the injury. Now the daughter has to juggle taking care of her father, taking care of a child she bore from a drunken one-night stand, and recovering from her meth addiction at a rehab facility, all while making minimum wage at her dead end job. Eventually she hangs herself, leaving her father and child to slowly die on their own.

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Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one is quite sure because technology is not advanced enough for humans to converse with chickens.

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Yo mamma's so black, and that's ok. We're all different and unique.

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You wanna hear a funny joke? Sorry, but I'm really not a funny guy. Not a comedian, you know.

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what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

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i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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