A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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What comes after 69? Mouthwash

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how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

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Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

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If she is under the age of 18 years old and is identified by your state as a minor, shes too young for you bro.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

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What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

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what do you call an ocelot with ebola? an ocelot that might die soon.

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Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

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Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

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if life hands u melons, make melonade.

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What's worse than having a mouth full of molars? A pole through your chest.

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What happened to the man who jumped off a plane while riding a donkey? He died.

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

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*Brother comes downstairs wet and naked* Mom: Did you enjoy your shower?

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

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What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

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what did the Spanish priest say to the Ukranian gynocologist? *fart*

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS!!!!

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A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

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Why did i write this joke? Because i'm a try hard.

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acualy is dolan

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

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