What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

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Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

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A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

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alert("The Game");

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What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

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what is a mix of a bull dog and a shih tzu. a bread of dog that has a shaggy face and long hair

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Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

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i was molested.

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A fat guy eats a twinkie.

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Wishing to teach his donkey not to eat, a pedant did not offer him any food. When the donkey died of hunger, he said: ‘I’ve had a great loss. Just when he had learned not to eat, he died.

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Whats more ugly then seeing a raccoon and a frog f*cking Your mom

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

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A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

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A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

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There was an old lady from Ealing Who had a peculiar feeling She lay on her back Opened her crack And pissed all over the ceiling The old lady then lay in her own waste for over two weeks due to neglect by uncaring nursing home staff. Six months later, a hidden camera documentary on underperforming care homes exposed the abuse and neglect and the old lady went to live with her son and his family. In the early hours of May 14th 2011, the whole family were killed in a house fire that gutted the home and saw fires spread to neighbouring houses. Firefighters say the blaze originated in the spare room and was caused by exposed wiring on an electrical blanket. Forensic experts said that the repeated urination on the blanket would likely corrode the wiring due to the acidic content of urine.

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What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. One polar says to the other, "Pass the soap please." And the other polar bear says, "No soap, radio!"

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how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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