A baby seal walks into a club...

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What does Patrick say? IM PATRICK!!! IM PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK!!!!! PATRICK!!!!!

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What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

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A man enters a bar. Two minutes later, a woman leaves a bar. What happened? A man entered a bar and a woman left. What's there to explain?

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Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

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A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

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How do you make a Nazi mad? You slash his tires.

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Jesus

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Picture This, you are going down the freeway in a yellow four-door banana, going 75 mph and all 4 tires blow out, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Theres no bones in ice cream.

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say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

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Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

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What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

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one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

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mexicans fishing

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What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

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What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

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A blind man walks into the door of a bar

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? it was dead.

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Pianca going ham

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Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

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Did you hear about the man who lost his whole left side of his body? He has been taken to hospital and is in a critical state where his right side of his body can not be joined together. This is life threatning and he is now not able to walk

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Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

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Why did Dumbledore fall off the astronomy tower? Because Snape killed him.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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