Why did Jake fall off his bike? His mom threw a fridge at him.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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there is a blonde, red head, and brunet held captive in afghanistan. The people say whats your last word to the red head, she says tornado... they turned and she escaped, they say to the brunet what is your last word, she says tsunami.. they turn and she escaped. They go to the blonde and say what is your last word, she says fire... she is then shot rapidly and she dies.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Madeline i am back!! :D

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why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

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Why should children always be nice? Because the evil christmas demon KRAMPUS will rip their ears off, put them in a bag and beat them with a stick!

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Smoke Day, Every Weed.

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What happens when a rabbit is late for a very important date? Nothing, rabbits have no logical way to keep track of time.

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Roses are blue Violets are green I have issues, What should I do?

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

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What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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Q. How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Light bulbs don't exist

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

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Roses are red Heres something new Violets are violet not fucking blue

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What do you call a fat kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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I scream. You scream. We all scream. Because there is a rapist in the room.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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