What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

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Why did the TV fall of a cliff? Because a nice man was donating it to the homeless shelter which hangs over a cliff. The man placed the TV in the back room on the floor. There was a weak spot on the floor and when the fattest homeless person walked over the floor, the floor broke which was a HUGE inconvenience because he TV and the fat man fell through the floor and over the cliff, luckily the TV was plugged in so it was hanging by the cord but an old lady with Alzheimer's forgot that there was a hole in the floor and unplugged the TV so she could clean the switches. In the end the TV fell off the cliff.

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alright whoever posted it, like this, then comment your first name

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

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Q: whats pink and fluffy? A: Pink fluff.

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A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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im not black, im Joseph Kony

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A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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Ms. Smoot's class

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Guy #1: Knock knock Guy #2: Whos there? Guy #1: Interrupting murderer Guy #2: Interrupting murd.... Guy #1: STAB!!!

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the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

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why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

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How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

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A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

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What the difference between water and water? Nothing, they're both water.

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Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

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hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

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knock knock who's there a tiger Alex proceeds to walk away as there is a tiger at his front door. he then calls the police because of the potential danger. the animal control then apprehends the animal and takes it to an enclosure

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What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

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