- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

why did spiderman fall off the roof ? cause it was wet

If you were a cactus, why?

what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

Why was the baby crying? Because it was just born and usually a baby cries when its born, if it dosent it usually means something is wrong, so the mother was happy to hear her baby cry.

Whats Green and Smells Like Grass? Grass

A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they get married and live happy together for the rest of their lives.

How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

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Why didn't Betty ride her bike to school? She had no legs.

A blonde walked into a phone pole.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

"You know what my motto in life is?" "No" "Oh, that's a shame."

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I was eating an orange in the park last week when I saw four men brutally murdered before my very eyes.

Julian Ha.

Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

Why did the girl say 'baa'? Because she was a lamb.

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