What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

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What made Qtip's so dangerous? Q-tip's music

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Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

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Two guys went to a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure" said the guys. The bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? (when you are done start reading from the top again, and don't stop ever)

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the lemon was sweet.

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Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

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Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

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What has one head, three eyes and seven legs? A cow with a tri-pod rammed up it's arse. The third eye is a result of a birth defect.

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Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

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A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

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so there are 2 muffins in an oven,1 says to the other "holy s**t its hot in here!" and the other says,"omg!its a talking muffin!"

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Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

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why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has Obsessive Complusive Disorder.

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Why is he called Donald Trump? Because he trumps a lot...

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Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

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A man walks into the market. He asks a young attractive employee in a smooth voice, "Do you have any honey here, baby?" The employee responds, "No sir. I'm sorry."

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Why couldn't the dead man take a shit? He was severely constipated

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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What is big, hard, and bushy? My Penis. I lied about it being bushy.

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Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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