Your moma's so fat, she has a considerable list of medical health problems, and she is very miserable.

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Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

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What did the kid say to the ginger? You're gay.

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In Soviet Russia... People Die for Voicing their Opinions

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What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

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What happens every 5 seconds? An African kid dies.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

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Dick spice

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the mexican jump when he heard police sirens? The sirens where very lound and abrupt. Therefore startling this mexican man.

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Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

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i have read and agree to the terms of service

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What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

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a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

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What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

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"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

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Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

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What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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