What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

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3 jews sits in a car. Who drives? Not Hitler.

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A mother and her kid are in a park: Kid: Why did the chicken go to jail? Mother: Because the chicken killed your father... Now we are broke living in a park and I'm gonna kill myself at noon, and so are you. Kid: I'm not doing that, and neither are you and Daddies over their! The dad is a zombie, this is the beginning of the zombie apocalypses. THE END!!! PUPPIES!!!!!!!!!

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Why do you put babies in the blender feet first? To hear them scream.

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

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Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

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What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

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What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

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What do you call six million jews? Dead.

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Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

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A woman walked into the doctors office with a black eye. The doctor asked: How did you get that? The woman said: I fell.

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How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

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What do you call a black guy who kills people? A murderer.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

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What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

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Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

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Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, penis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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What was going through the minds of the Sandy Hook victims? Bullets.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? I can cook a pizza.

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Why does Beyonce sing, "To the Left, To the Left"? Because black people aint got no RIGHTS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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