What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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What's the similarity between a plum and an elephant? Both are purple, except for the elephant.

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three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

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Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

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Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

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what does matt daly like to do in his free time anal

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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why did the fat guy become fat ...COD..

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? They were my friends.

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? One is easier to unload with a pitchfork.

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Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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why couldn't the one armed man juggle because it was snowing outside and his one room flat was to small

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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what does a gorilla do when it sleeps. it snores.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

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What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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