Knock Knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady who got hit by a bus.

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what did the beaver so to the rattle snake? snap your bagles

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Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

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Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

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raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

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Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

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R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

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Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

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4 hours later.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

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Anti jokes are funny

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What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

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rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

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"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

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A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

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Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

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Yeah, you cant make nukes without certain components which are illegal to come by, you know Iranian Uranium I believe, I still feel pretty ill, if you dont mind, lets change the subject. Say, does the word yellowcake mean anything to you?

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Why did the black man order a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken? His wife just died in a tragic car accident and he is a horrible cook.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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