- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky how much do you like kids?

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Busted? What the hell is going on?

well the duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man, running the stand "quack" then went on its way

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish, who had a horrible accident with a fishing hook

Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? It isn't doing anything, sir. It's dead.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

How do you kill Chuck Norris? Short Answer: You can't.

you first

A man walks up to a gay guy and says "you are socially accepted"

how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

Two men and a woman walk into a bar. They are all viciously murdered by a serial killer, who as he walks out, runs into a pole and suffers from a concussion, which he later dies from.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

Q: Why was Sally sad? A: Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally.

Q: What do Obama and George Washington have in common? A: They are both intelligent, trustworthy presidents who truly care for what is best for the United States. Except for Obama.

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