What is the difference between Madeleine McCan and a toaster? A toaster wasn't raped and murdered.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

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Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

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Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

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hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? One, unless she's too short, in which case she may get someone else to do it for her.

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What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

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what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

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A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

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An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

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Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

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What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? My wife didn't cheat on me in a pile of dead babies.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen? Five.

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A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

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What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "How'd you open the door?"

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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What do you get when you cross an Indian and a duck? An Indian duck.

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Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an axe

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Two Jews walk into a bank. They make a deposit and leave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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