sorry son your nanas been put down

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Knock knock Who's there? The police Ahh shit

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No your aunties a joke

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What does a cat sound like when it's being raped by a human? MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!

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If you are good at taking quizzes, you are quizzical. What are you if you are good at taking tests? Testical.

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Legal Mexicans in Texas

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

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A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

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What do you say to a black man with a gun? Don't shoot me.

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

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What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

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What do you do when life hands you lemons? Go home, look for the ingredients on which to make proper, delicious lemonade. Afterward, I would go in the front yard, make a stand, then make a sign that says $1.00 lemonade. Then you know make millions on your master-mind plan that no one else ever thought of.

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I used to get on Facebook, then someone asked me to save a child in Africa by liking a picture of Jesus or ignore it and go to hell

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with Nickelodon? You get Dora because she is allways telling you what to do.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was crudely stapled to another chicken who insisted on doing so.

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A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

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420

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Rick Santorum 2012

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What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

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A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

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Why did the downtown New York worker never make it home? An airplane crashed into his office.

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Only steers and queers come from Texas and i dont see any horns on you so what does that mean? It means I am not a Minotaur.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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