What's the difference between a pile of bricks and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of bricks in my basement.

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Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

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What is white and can't walk? A PVC Pipe.

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Knock, Knock Who's There

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What did the nurse say to the man who got an erection while being given a sponge bath? She assured him it was a normal reaction and moved on to clean his arms.

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

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What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

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what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

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YO mama so stupid, when she got hit by a bus she said WHO THREW THAF ROCK AT ME.

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How Do Bulls Drive Cars? They cant, they have hooves making it impractical for a Bull to Drive a car.

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

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You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

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Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

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How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

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Q: Ask me how far have you gone with a girl? A: Mexico

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like most people my age. im 27

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What is Green and taste like an apple? An Apple

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When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

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how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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