How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

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a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

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Why did the corpse come to life? Because number 5 is alive!

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Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

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What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

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Q: What did Stevie Wonder eat for dinner last night? A: Something consumable

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What did the president do for the people? ...

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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What's worst than a crying baby? A dead baby What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies What's worse than a pile of dead babies? If there's an alive one at the bottom What's worse that an alive baby in a pile of dead babies? If it has to eat its way out.

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Why did the women call 911 on her 12 year old son? Because he was schizophrenic and attempting to commit suicide by hanging himself.

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roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

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You know what's natural? Bears.

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why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I have a door you don't have to say, knock knock.

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What do you call a book of notes? A notebook.

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Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

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Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

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How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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There was a man on a park bench and he saw a duck fly by so he decided to go and see what it was up to. He saw that it was just going for a swim in a near by pond. He died 2 years ago of auto erotic asphyxiation because of a common fetish.

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Timmy heard that Red Bull gives you wings. He drank one and waited. No wings. He drank another and waited. No wings. Timmy drank 3 cases of Red Bull trying to get wings. Timmy died. The end.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch". The nearby patrons ask him what is ailing him.

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Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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