A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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What's the color of an apple? It varies depending on the type of tree and climate the fruit grows in.

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you know what's worse than being grounded? AIDS

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knock knock come in

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If at first you don't succeed.... maybe skydiving isn't for you...

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Where do black people ride bicycles? In the Pedestrian Zone.

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first one to walk on the moon... and Michael Jackson molested little children.

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Niko isnt a mexican douche

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A Jew walks into a bar. He quickly works on treating the injuries he had received from hitting his head against the bar when he had walked into it.

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Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion.

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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Q: How do you get a giraffe into a refrigerator? A: You open the door put the giraffe in and the close the door. Q: How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? A: You open the door to the refrigerator take the giraffe out then put the elephant in and close the door. Q: The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the animals attend but one, which one is it? A: The elephant it's in the fridge Q: You have to cross a river that is inhabited by crocodiles how do you cross it? A: You swim across, the crocodiles are at the animal conference.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Joseph

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

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A Jew walks into a Furness

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whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

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an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin when he noticed he had lost his belt? A: Robin! Q:What did Robin respond? A: Yes?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

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Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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