- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man and woman with a little white girl? A Family.

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

John is at the movies, when he drops his cookie on the floor. A passer-bier accidentally steps on it as he's about to pick it up. "Sorry" says his man. "I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles" said Terry. The man then proceeds to murder Terry.

Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says "What the hell was that all about?"

What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

panda bears are racist to mexicans-they are black, white and asian

Why wouldnt NASA send a blackman into space without a space suit? Because space is a vacuum there is no air no atmosphere the tempurature is almost zero kelvin so if you ever go out int space please dont take off your helmet out there because you would freeze to death almost instantaniously.

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

What did the man say to the man with no head? You have no head

Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Gays

When faced with an impossible question. I like to give, and maybe receive, an impossible, yet endearing, request/answer to the problem. Sex?

Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

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