What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

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Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

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what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

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whats worse than getting the girl you're talking to taken from you? getting the girl you like taken from you.. by a asian.

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

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I was watching two muffins baking in an oven. One said to the other, "Wow, it's hot in here." The other one said "Wow! A talking muffin!" I went to my psychiatrist the next day, to increase the dosage on my medication.

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What's a skeleton's favorite type of music? Nothing. Skeletons are just the decomposed remains of a being that was once living.

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So there's this one Cheerio who really likes this frosted Cheerio. He walks up to her one day and asks her out. She responded, "no I only date frosted Cheerios." The Cheerio then went and got a tutor, he became very, very smart and turned into a multi-grain Cheerio. He goes up to the frosted Cheerio and asks her out. "no, you're still not a frosted Cheerio." he gets a gym membership and works really, really hard and becomes and apple cinnamon Cheerio. He asks her out again, "no you're still not a frosted Cheerio." so he goes to church too and becomes a honey nut Cheerio. "no you're still not a frosted Cheerio." he focuses and tries even harder than ever before and finally becomes a frosted Cheerio. He asks her out, "will you be my girlfriend? I heard about this party this weekend we can go to." she answers, "I'll be your girlfriend, let's go to that party." So, they go to this party. The boy asks. "do you want anything to drink?" the girl says "sure maybe some wine." the boy en goes to the wine store. There's a super long line and he waits and waits but goes back to the party. He tells her and asks her if she wants anything else. "some soda maybe." he goes to the soda shop and there's another long line and he waits until he can't take it and goes back again. He tells h and asks her if she wants anything else. "some punch please." He goes to the punch store, and there's no punch line.

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what did the little boy say to little girl? I shit bricks.

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Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

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why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

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Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

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whats better than a car. gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

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"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it could without dying.

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A young baby died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken saw some potential food across the street.

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If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

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kennah campion when she talks

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

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