Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: I'm a horse. We have long faces.

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roses are red violets are blue im colorblind how about you

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Shotest joke ever... Your dick.

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A duck walks up to the lemonade stand. The man running the stand then smiles with a tear in his eye as he is reminded of when he and his now dead parents used to feed the ducks at a nearby lake every Sunday afternoon.

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What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

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what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

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What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

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Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

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where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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Autism speaks but not really

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I'm a poet and I just didn't realise

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What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

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One I grabbed a lump of coal, and crushed it with such strength, that a human being was born out of it. That man is today known as Chuck Norris. Nero.

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Q: Why were the two elephants kicked off the beach? A: They were both level 4 sex offenders.

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Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

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Roses are red violets are blue we're stuck together like superglue roses go brown violets go darker cut the crap and the stupid laughter...I just went through a breakup

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What does a black man do in the bathroom? He Dookies on bobby

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