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why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

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i am a duck. are you a duck. yes i am a duck.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

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There were three men in a race: Crap, Manners, and Shut Up. During the race, Crap fell and Manners stopped to pick him up, Shut Up kept on speeding. The police stopped him. Here is there converstation: Police 1: Whats your name? Shut Up: Shut Up Police 2: Wheres your manners? Shut Up: Back there picking up crap.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

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Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

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a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

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What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

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A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

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What's city is in New York New York City

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What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

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What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

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"Knock knock" Come in!

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knock knock... whose there? I don't know why don't you open it and find out dumb ass... Gosh people and their common sense these days!!

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O.J. Simpson. What would you do in that situation?

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Your mother is so fat.... I am happy to see her join our exercise group.

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How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

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What did the girl without arms get for her birthday? A pair of gloves.

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what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

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NEVER

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why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

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