Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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It's long!

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What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

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What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

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Not really a anti joke: Superman is flying over town when he suddenly spots a completely naked Spiderwoman moaning and all sweaty while rubbing her her legs, This gets Superman really h0rny but does not want to get caught, so he flies down and bangs away so fast nobody notices a thing a thing and leaves. Spiderwoman: Hey honey whats wrong? Please come lie on top of me again! Invisible Man: AAAAAAARGH!!! IT FEELS LIKE I HAVE A DAMN BOWLING BALL UP MY ASS HOLE!!!

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I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was feeling suicidal due to an existential crisis.

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What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

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Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

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I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

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ur an fagit

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knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

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why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

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why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

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Poo LOL

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

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A Jew walks into an expensive Hotel and orders 500 dollars worth of wine.

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Why did the boy want to commit suicide? Because he didn't want to die.

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KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

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why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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