What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

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Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

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What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating it's way out.

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How can you treble the value of any Skoda car? Ensure its paintwork, upholstary, floor, lights, wipers, steering wheel, brake, horn, CD player, radio and clutch are clean and/or sound; fill its petrol tank, oil, brake and winscreen wiper fluid reserves; fit a roof rack; include a red triangle, a fire extinguisher, a blanket and a first aid kit in the sale; take out comprehensive insurance and pay a year's road tax and MOT before selling it.

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Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

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What do you call a kid without brothers or sisters What? a chinese Boy!!!!!!! lol ;)

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- I'm in my mum's car, broom broom. - Get out me car. - Aw.

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Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

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What did the clinically depressed man get for Christmas? He received many of splendid gifts and a joyous day with his family. He realized that his life isn't so bad after all, and went home with his head held high. He was then eaten by a vicious looking 7.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind.

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What's in there? Get outta there...

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Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

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Knock Knock Who's There Me

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how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

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A blind, black guy walks into a building. Unfortunately it was a secret KKK building and they beat him, raped him and left him to die. Luckily he was found alive and transported to the hospital. To bad the hospital was bombed by Al Queda.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

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What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

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What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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