Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

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Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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Where does a successful black person live? Neverland.

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nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

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why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

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roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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A knock knock B who's there A nobody

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Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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what's famous and sounds like a type of food? a famous artist's name slightly modified to include the name of a food

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what did the pregnant mexiCAN woMAN say while she was giving birth? A LOT of curse words

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Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

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Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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An overzealous adventurer takes a trip to the Congo in Central Africa. While exploring the dense jungles, he accidentally drinks water that is contaminated with a very rare virus. He lives through the pain of the virus for many years. About 10 years after his trip to Africa, researchers discover a cure for the adventurer's virus. He goes to the clinic to get his shot to kill the virus. Exhilarated, the now cured adventurer runs out of the clinic but fails to look both ways while crossing the street and gets hit by and ambulance and dies.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse doesn't reply because horse can't talk.

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

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What is Corey Jacobs favorite kind of sandwich? Big Jumbo Kahona Burger!

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what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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