Horse with a chair on his head.

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How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

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Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

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What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

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You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

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wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

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But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a jew!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

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Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

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Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

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Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

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Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

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What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

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What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

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Anti Joke

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