Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

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Why didn't the black lady become a doctor? After being awarded a Guggenheim Achievement Grant for film, she decided rather than going to school for her doctorate to instead spend time traveling in India, doing service work with the country's rather large homeless population.

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what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

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How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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A Mexican and a Black man are in a car. Who's driving? The police officer.

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

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Why didn't the 9-year-old girl go to school on monday? Because she lived in a country where women don't have rights and was traded as a commodity for 2 pigs to be a wife for a 43 year old man.

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Once upon a time, your face.

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Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

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Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

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How do you get an Asian man to build you a computer? Pay him a reasonable amount of money

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Why couldn't Mike answer the phone on time? On his way to the phone he was shot and killed.

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whats the difference of the mexican and the bench the mexicans alive

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whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

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What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

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What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

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There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

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What's green and gets people high? A green helicopter

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yo mama so stupid, she went to the super bowl an bought a spoon

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Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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