Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

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I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was taken to a factory where it was butchered, processed and eventually fed to America.

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Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

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Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

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What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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Ask me what my name is. What's your name. My name is Jeff.

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Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? He was hit by a bus!

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What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

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What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

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What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

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knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

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what did the blond do after she turned 18? Reelected Obama.

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A man walks into a bar, He is a severe alcoholic and is slowly drowning himself in booze. The man exits the bar after several hours of heavy drinking and walks home. He enters his home to discover a man in bed with his wife. After the first ten seconds of paralyzing rage, he grabs a .44 Magnum and brutally murders his wife and her bed mate. The man realizes he has woken up his two month old, and after thinking of the horrible act he has committed, he promptly raises the pistol to his temple and pulls the trigger. Oh, I almost forgot, the man was schizophrenic and has never been married.

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The original Superman: Cruelty! Do you remember the original superman color movies? Like when he just deflected lasers bombs fire and bullets, he threw busses, spun around the world, was completely immune to anything but kryptonite and then... (pls dont hate) ...Fell of a horse and became a complete cripple?

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"Knock Knock" "Who the hell is it?" "Patri..." "Go the hell away!"

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Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

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whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

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Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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