If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, how many does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

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2+2= 478

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

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hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

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killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

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why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

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what is sticky and brown?a stick

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Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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What did Mr. Pazdzioch and Mr. Hahn and Mr. Fishers big ass do for fun? Ate Mr. Kilgores shit at shin-go-beek jamboree.

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This sentance contains three errers

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Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

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When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

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Why did the gambler sell his house? Because he needed money to pay for male hookers.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Sometimes i'm hungry.

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3 men are stranded on an island when they come across a brass lantern. The rub it and nothing happens. They all starve to death a day later.

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why did summer hit the child because the child is jackson

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Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie? Tickets were sold out.

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What is wrong with black stereotypes? Nothing! Basketball is pretty fun if you try it!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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