Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

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Justin Bieber.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

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Two men are making sandwiches, one man is spreading peanut butter over the bread and the other man is spreading honey and Italian raspberry jam over rye bread. the man with the peanut butter sandwich looks over and says "HEY, where did you get the rye bread?" and the man with the rye bread says "well my wife made it yesterday and I would be delighted if you come over for some tea, and tried some of my wife's homemade rye bread".

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what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

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Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

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What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

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What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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Two gay men walk down the street holding hands, and are applauded for expressing their love for each other.

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Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

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Whats the difference between eating an egg and an abortion? Think about it.

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Roses are pink. Violets are pink. The brony just took a dump. Don't give me that shit!

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how do you make a little girl cry?? Kill her family

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What happened the magic tractor? It turned into the feild!

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A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

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Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

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Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

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knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

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What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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