What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

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How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

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what will you never loose if you play world of warcraft your verginity

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A guy watches a porno. When it is over, he said; "Wow, that was deep"

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What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

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Did you know? . You already know!

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Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

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-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

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Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

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An Asian man walks into a bar and ask the Barman for a beer, the Barman is racist and therefore tells the Asian man to leave his pub. The man goes home and drowns his children in the bath and pushes his wife down the stairs, he is found out by the police and is given a life sentence in jail. 5 years later the Barman kills someone in a bar fight and is also sent to jail for life. The Barman meats the Asian man in prison and they settle there differences with a handshake. Two days later the Barman was stabbed in the neck.

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people on this site vote for anti-jokes that make them laughed

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why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

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whats long, fat, and people love it in their mouth? blunts.

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A baby seal walks into a club

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What worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

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What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

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*Hands women baby* Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

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What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

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Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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A man makes a sandwich.

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what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

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"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

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Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

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