Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

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Im going to france... Why To get french fries! Have fun Im back with a $10000bill to pay Wheres the fries Shit

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How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

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A little boy starts to be followed by a man in a large white van. They come across an intersection, the boy turns left, and the man turns right.

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Why are you a chicken? Because I say cock-a-doodle doo

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what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

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what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

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How many mathematicians does it take to count?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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A bear and a furry bunny rabbit were in the woods. The bear ate the rabbit..

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

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What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

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Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. Why? A. To get to the other side. A. Knock, Knock. B. Who's there? A. The chicken.

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A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

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What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

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whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

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What do you call a person with a cane? someone with a walking disability

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Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

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Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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Anti Joke

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