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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Your mom is so fat, it is unlikely that she will be able to survive the month without experimental liposuction and heart surgery, and even then her outlook is bleak. I am so sorry.

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

What is the best anti joke? Dunno cant think of one

Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

What did the gay guy get at the grocery store? A tub of Häagen-Dazs ice cream because he thought he deserved a treat.

aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it followed the trail of bird feed strewn across it.

Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

Friend: "yo momma is so fat........ Me: My mom is dead

What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

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