A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

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Why did Suzie fall off her swing? She was dead

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

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A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

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Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

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can't wait until the baby boomers die

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Alchohol.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

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Why did Max drink the red Gatorade? Because he likes it more than all of the other flavors.

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What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

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How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

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Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

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Why was the kid picking his nose. Because someone shoved a bomb in it.

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

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what did the short man say to the shoe? i sincerely hope that someone wouldn't try to carry a conversation with an inannnimate object, or else he is socially disturbed

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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What do dead people think when they die? Nothing,they're dead.

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"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

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You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

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what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

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2 out of 4 questions. How do you get an elephant in a fridge? Open it, take the girrafe out, put the elephant in, and close it.

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