I don't know what I've been told I'm a refrigerator

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

"Why isn't Bud capable of reading?" Bud is a stone "Why can't Peter drive?" Peter is a woman

smug face >:}

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

JUSTIN BEING SMART

Terry has ebola

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

fack me!

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

Facebook How i met my mother

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

You know what I'm thinking of right now? Eyebrows

-What do you call it when a female and male are together? - A very serious relationship.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

Why didn't you hit the little mexican boy riding a bike? - it's probably was not your bike and it would have been against the law if you did so it was the kind thing to do -AHW

how do you kill a blonde? the way you would kill anyone, here are some examples gun knife noose or orange. wait wtf who kills someone with an orange

Anti Joke

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