Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

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Do you know the muffin man? No

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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How do you become thinner in a week? Stand in front of a Bulldozer.

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Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

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What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

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What's black and blue and is scared to death? the kid in my trunk

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What did James say when he couldn't find his car? "My name's James".

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Why do guys like Halloween? Martin Luther posted the 95 theses in 1517 on this day.

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Tell me fuck you Fuck you No fuck your mum

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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boo

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Santa Clogged my toliet

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Jared Gough is a slut

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what did batman day to robin? get in the car robin.

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

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Why did the car slam its brakes on? There was a infant under the bonnet.

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WHO IS A CHIKEN???????????? I AM do you got a problem with that!!!!!!

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Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

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Why did the man shut up? because he was told to

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There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

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Q)why couldn't the baby talk? A)the baby was dead.

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