- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

Knock Knock Whos there? I dunno I didnt answer the door

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

Q:Why did the cop arrest the black guy with a gun? A: because he shot a family and when the funeral was held he cooked a grenade killed everyone and peed on there grave, later he rapped two dogs and stabbed a crippled then tea bagged a horse to death.

Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

Carl has 300 candy bars. He eats 295. What does Carl have? Diabetes. Carl has diabetes.

tomorrows international kill and orphan day, how meany of the sad bastard's you plan on baking into dough?

What did one German man say to the other? Wo ist das Badezimmer?

What did the farmer that lost his tractor say? Wheres my tractor?

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack. She's dead.

Whats black white and red all over? A decapitated panda.

How do you make a mimer to speak? Shot him in both knees and cut of he's ear

Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

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Whats worse than finding a giant spider in your bedroom? Loosing it...

Why did you step on my watermelon?

What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car. He tells the car where to go!

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

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