A black man walks Into a bar.

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What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? -death -kidney failure -gall stones -getting in an automobile accident -getting struck by lightning -getting sodomized -embezzlement -deception -HIV/AIDS -illness of any nature -world hunger -the holocaust -Zimbabwe's economy -getting hit by a train -getting hit by a bus -the hives -getting bit by an alligator -head injuries -being arrested -childhood obesity -sexual predators -highly impoverished areas -losing a finger -getting hit with a bat -corruption -general rudeness -being lost in the woods -contracting a sexually transmitted virus -teen pregnancy -murder -rape -robbery -going blind -losing a child -falling down a well -bestiality -identity fraud -massacres -racism -genocide -mental disabilities in children -bullying -food poisoning -stepping on a nail -eugenics -the mass murder, rape, and theft of the land from the Native people of America -forced assimilation -slavery -brain deteriorating illness -matricide -prostitution - accidentally repeating yourself -prostitution -domestic violence -animal cruelty -pollution -deforestation -global warming -losing your life savings -still birth -oppressive leaders -physical conflicts -world wars and other military conflict -the situation in Rwanda -Inequality in treatment of women in middle eastern countries -auto theft -tax evasion -terrorism -being diagnosed with cancer -clinical depression -prostitution -finding two worms in your apple

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What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

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What's worse than losing the remote Finding it in your ass hole

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Dad: sussy, do you know how you were made? Sussy: No, how? Dad: With this DICK!!

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live underground apart from the eagle.

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

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That awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it would.

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Why do you do when a homeless man asks you for money Scream bicycle and then run

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Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

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A guy walks into a bar, has a few drinks with his mates and gets highly intoxicated.

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black people

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Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

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Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

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What did the blind man look at when the girl showed him her cleavage ? ... Nothing... He's blind... >_>

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Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

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where can you find a monkey, a blond, and a bear? the zoo.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

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Keanu Reaves

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What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

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Anti Joke

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