Why did the blonde have the biggest tits in 3rd grade? She's 21

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

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Roses are red Violets are red Shit My garden's on fire?

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Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, horse, we don't serve your kind here." The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse," says the bartender, "I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse, are you deaf? I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out, knocking over a stool with his tail.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

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Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

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Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

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What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a Sociopath with a very violent history.

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Mmmmmmmmbutch

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Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

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what is brown with wheels? a potatoe, i was just kidding about the wheels

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Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

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What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

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I was watching this one episode of mighty morphin' power rangers ......and i realized i got trapped in the 90's.... THANK YOU BOOTLEG TIME MACHINE FROM .....EBAY......it's always ebay.....

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What did the banker say to the other banker? We're both bankers!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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