- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear an inside joke? Cancer.

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

Why did he have to die so young? It just isn't fair... In all considerations, the bullet didn't ask to become embedded in his skull either.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

A mathematician, a physicist and an economist are stranded on a deserted isle in the South Pacific. One day, a lantern washes up on shore. The scholars lament the uselessness of this object.

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

A: Don't hit those black people!!!!! B: Those are trash cans.

What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

Hehe and Haha are best friends. One day, Haha died. What did Hehe do? He said "Haha! you died!"

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

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