tight butthole 4 lyfe.

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Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

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Why was the woman riding a camel? Because woman aren't allowed to drive in her country therefore she rides a camel as a way to commute. The camel's name is Gregory.

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what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

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how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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There once was a man from nantucket. But he moved to California after he won the State lottery.

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Doctor, my husband tells me he doesn't like my figure .... That's irrelevant now, you've contracted a rare blood disease and will be dead within a month.

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How do you kill a ninja? Shoot him with a sniper rifle from a building. How do you make sure he's dead? Shoot him twice.

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how do you make a little girl cry?? Kill her family

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Hello everyone, if you couldnt tell, the most popular joke was removed because it wasnt even an antijoke, if you have a joke that isnt an antijoke, post it somewhere else, if you dont know what an antijoke even is then get the f*ck out, thumbs up if you agree with me

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am schizophrenic ...and so am I

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"MR PLATT!!!!!!" "Yeah?" "Telephone for you sir." "Oh, cheers Tony."

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How will the world end? That information is unknown

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Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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There are 3 poeple on an air plane. The pope, a boy scout, and barak obama. The plane is about to crash and there is only 2 parachutes. omba said im the president of the united states and one of the worlds smartest african americans so he jumped out. The Pope told the boy scout " i lived a long happy life you take the last parachute and jump." The boy scout replied what there are still 2 left the " worlds smartest negro jumped out with my backpack.

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Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck at poetry, show me your tits!

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Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

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What did grandma receive for her 75th birthday? Alzheimer's.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

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