- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Their ancestral heritage

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

Women's rights.

How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

your dad's gay. just let that sink in.

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

We live in a world.... Yeah its called Earth.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

Your mumma is so fat she was mistaken for an opera singer in a quite awkward confrontation. she was embarrassed and walked out crying

why did my iphone screen get scratched :(? because i dropped it ):

Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

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