You ever hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither has she.

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What is the difference between peanut butter andd jam! Jam is made from crushed fruit and gelatine while peanut butter is made from finely ground peanuts and is often sweetened with sugar.

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Q: How do you fit 100 mexicans in a van? A: Its theoretically impossible.

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Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

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Billy Cundiff.

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Barack Obama.

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It says so on your cap.

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What do you call an obese kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

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What would people call Michael Jackson if he became president? Probably President Jackson

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Two girls were sitting quietly. Badum tss

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Im gay What about you

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Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He was dead.

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Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

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What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. Due to the height of the fall, one of his ribs pierced his heart and he also suffered extensive head trauma and internal bleeding due to the force when he hit the floor, where he lay in agony for several hours before dying a slow, painful death.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he was dead.

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. You know why it didn't? Because it wasn't a chicken. It was a dog.

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Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack. She's dead.

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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