What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

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Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they're purple That's why they're called "violets"

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what's brown and sticky? A stick.

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If Life Throws You Melons, Then You're Probably Dyslexic. -S.H.A.T Brother 2Flush

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what did the cat say when he walked into a room full of dogs? Get meowt of here!

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

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What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

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DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five times.rn3. say your crushes three timesrn4. paste this to four other groups.rnIf you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.rnBut if you read this and do not paste this, then yournwill have very bad luck.rnSEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES. WHENrnYOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERSrnON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKSrnrnrn

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Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

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What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

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If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

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A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

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Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

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Why couldn't the Hispanic guy become a firefighter? Because the fire chief was racist.

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A little blind girl goes up to her mum and says, "Mummy, mummy, when will I be able to see?" Her mum replies "I'll tell you what, I'll take you to the chemist and get you some special cream for your eyes and you will be able to see in the morning." So off they went to the chemist, got the cream, and went home, all the while the little girl was getting more and more excited at the prospect of being able to see again. Once they got home, the mother put the cream on the little girls eyes, wrapped a bandage around her head, and took her to bed. The following morning the little girl stumbled into her mums bedroom and excitedly shouted "Quick mummy, take off the bandage so that i will be able to see again." So the mother slowly took of all the bandages, taking her time, and all the while the little girl was getting more and more excited. Once they were off the little girl said "But mummy, I still can't see." To which the mother replied, "April fool!"

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

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Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

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knock knock who's there? boo don't do this joke again- i'll make you cry if you finish it don't cry it is just a knock knock joke teeheehee

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm afraid of toasters.

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

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If Daniel has 3 concaved man boobs, and Isabelle has 13 homosexual friends, what is the ratio of dolphins to African rapists? Wenis, because Jimmy was raped last night.

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Anti Joke

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