Why don't dinosaurs talk anymore? Because they're all dead, duh. :P

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What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

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why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

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A military serviceman returns home from a tour of duty to find his wife in bed with another man. He feels betrayed and files for divorce, then later meets a more faithful woman with whom he has a more fulfilling relationship.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

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why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

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What happened to Liam? He Died.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

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A Mormon bishop, a Jewish Rabbi, and a Moslem Imam all died on the same day. They went to hell because they thought their good works would save them.

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whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

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How many morman minutes does it take to get to school? A lightyear

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Why was the young black boy kicked out of his classroom? Because the manner of his actions were inexcusable.

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Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

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A homosexual black man and a 13 year old child are in the shower at the local gym. The black man says to the boy "you dropped your soap, why don't you pick it up?" The boy promptly thanks the black man, picks up his soap and continues to shower.

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Answer The Following!! Q: How Do You Kill Bee?? Q: What Do You Call A Bee Who Live In America?? Q: Why Don't You Give Elsa A Balloon??

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Come on Red, I am linked with the fucking global bank, that does not mean I go there and get the money! The FBI keeps tabs on absolutely everything, everybody knows that, if Mike Tyson has a cup of tea there, they file him down. Its legal, its secure and incredibly expensive, but the FBI stands for the security of the US alone, that does not mean that they do not work with every other corporation, organization, affiliation,syndicate, and pff, anything. If you suspect that I somehow went from being one of the key members of the underground, to a fucking FBI agent, you can believe that, but then dont ask me for help, nor be my friend, without trust there is no friendship.

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There is no joke here, stop reading.

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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what did the special ed kid get on his iq test? drool

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- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

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poo is yummy

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What is James Miller's real name? James Miller.

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