why did the woman cross the road? to get groceries for making more sandwiches.

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Knock knock Who's there My BUTTCRACK

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My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

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Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

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What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

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Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

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A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

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What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

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what sad about 4 mexican dieing in a car crash??? My car

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

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Why did the family go to Mexico? Because they were deported

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Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

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how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

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The boy wakes up and says "I'm feeling kind of fishy today." The dad come into the sea anemone and says that's because you are, Nemo.

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What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

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Why didnt the deer move out of the street when the guy yelled at it? Because deer are a very sensitive species you should try asking politely next time.

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why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

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Why did the man throw a clock? In retaliation for his wife having thrown a vase at him. The couple has a history of domestic violence. More than one friend has suggested counselling.

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Ahmed walks into Abbar.

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Three men walk into a bar because they were all blind.

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Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

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What do you call a penis without hair? Apple sause

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Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

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Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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