abcdHIV this disease is killing me

Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

Joker: say knock knock. Person: knock knock Joker: Who's there?

26.5% of Americans are obese.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

Bean.

if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

Two Cows are knitting soda water in a lightbulb. One of them said: Talking about milk, what time is it? The other pulls out a thermometer, looked at it and said: Wednesday.

i like boobs haha ha hahaha

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

Q:Why didn't Mr. Fuzzy have to cut his hair anymore? A: Because he was diagnosed with cancer

wanna hear a joke womens rights

What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

Steve Jobs.

3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in the front of his pants. He is given some very strange looks from the patrons both due to the fact that he has a steering wheel in his pants and because people wearing traditional pirate garb are a rarity.

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

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