If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

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What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

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Wal-mart didn't have the product I wanted. So I yelled at the manager until they had it. It didn't work and i was taken to jail.

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Why did the man have a curiously-shaped scar on his cheek? He had been mauled by an owl as a child.

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Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

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Penis

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Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

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Knock knock Who's there? Guess who. You have 4 options: A. Jeremy Stevens B. Donald Jefferson C. Richard Gillespie D. Paul Faggot Um A? Nope, the correct answer is D. Paul Faggot Oh hi Paul, come in.

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Did you see my sandwitch? No. I am your sandwitch, and therefore no one thought to put me up to a mirror. Would you like me to? No. I have no eyes. And why are you talking to a sandwitch??? ...

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I couldn't afford a hair cut... So i contracted cancer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

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A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

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Whats an Anti Joke

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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What's the difference between Justin Bieber and R. Kelly? One is an arrogant asshole known for pissing on things, the other is R. Kelly.

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What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

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I like toast -my name is Bob and I approve of this message

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Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

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How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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