d

thumb_up thumb_down +1

if you can read this you dont' need glasses

thumb_up thumb_down -24

A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Why couldn't the plane fly? The pilot was a muffin.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Q; What is green and eats rocks? A; The green rock eater... Q;What happens when you through a rock straight up in the north pole? A; The green rock eater eats it..

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

How many Jew can you fit in a car? As many as the car seats comfortably.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Three men are stranded, mid-ocean, in a small rowboat. They realize quickly that their imminent demise is slowly creeping into the forefront of their consciousnesses. Just as all hope seem to be lost, one man noticed an island covered in luscious foliage about five hundred yards away. A problem reared it's head as it became apparent that an unrelenting riptide was dragging the boat further and further from the shore and, in turn, salvation. It became further apparent that the men would have to abandon their rickety rowboat and swim the rest of the way. The first man bravely jumps into the vast uncertainty of the ocean and attempts to swim to shore. He is met by a large shark that promptly severs his arm from his body. A bloody mess, he manages to touch down on the sandy beach. The second man, more reluctantly, also jumps in. He balanced his chances: "100% death in the boat vs. uncertainty in the ocean." Like the first man, the second man meets the shark's vicious bite. His leg is severed and he too drags himself, bloody, to the warm embrace of sand and freedom. The third man, sure that he would be bitten also, jumps into the ocean and swims to shore. Alas! The third man arrived on the island unscathed and completely fine. Perplexed, the first two men asked the third why the shark did not attack him. The third man simply smiled and replied..."what do you expect me for, a typewriter?"

thumb_up thumb_down -7

roses are red and violets are in fact violet

thumb_up thumb_down -5

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

thumb_up thumb_down -4

karn chevalier

thumb_up thumb_down +14

hey hey apple

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why did the dog have 2 legs? he got cut in half.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Well this is pointless.....

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What is chewy and tastes like gum? Chewing gum.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is killing is family.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 7 ate 9.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops