A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

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Why did the chicken go down the road? He was in a KFC truck and was headed to his death...

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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The tall man says; How's theweather downn there? he's talking to smurf

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

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“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

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The original Superman: Cruelty! Do you remember the original superman color movies? Like when he just deflected lasers bombs fire and bullets, he threw busses, spun around the world, was completely immune to anything but kryptonite and then... (pls dont hate) ...Fell of a horse and became a complete cripple?

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Why did the fat kid break his leg? He got hit by a car

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What trees do fortune tellers look at? Whichever variety of species are indigenous to where they live.

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So my girlfriend comes back from Jamaica this weekend. There are as many hairs per square inch on your body as a chimpanzee.

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Why was he arrested? He broke the law.

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Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

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Nyan cat had pancakes for breakfast.

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One day a black man, a white man, and an Asian man decide to bet on who has the longest penis. The white man wins by 1/18th of an inch, effectively disproving the stereotype. They all go home a little gayer for the experience.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

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The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? One is a tasty Italian food the other is a respected member of society

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What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

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There are three muffins sitting in an oven. The first one says nothing. The second one also says nothing. They're just muffins and muffins can't talk.

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A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

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roses are red vioets are blue i have chlamydia now so do you....

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