why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

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What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

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Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car. He tells the car where to go!

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What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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I had a dream, then i died in it and now i'm dead but who cares, how are you ?

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What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

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666 im christian

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I shot a bitch.

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There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

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Whats very large and produces alot of seamen. The US navy

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What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

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Why did the black man shoot someone? His wife recently left him and he got fired from his job.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

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Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

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person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

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Knock-Knock Who's there? A giant spider-like insect that lays eggs in your brain which turn into larvae that drop down onto your tongue and eat your teeth slowly, then form a cocoon and turn into the spider-like insect spoken of previously. You then wake up from this terrible nightmare and get ready for your well paying job.

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Chuck Norris. I'm Done. That's my joke.

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knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

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