Just found out that it doesn't work.

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YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

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Cry me a river. then try and build a bridge, fail, and walk away frustrated

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An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

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What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Six and seven are numbers, and cannot feel emotions such as fear.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

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Why are anti-jokes so funny?

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Who lost World War II? The Jews.

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Why are pigs smelly ? Because a cucumber can't walk.

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What do you do if your batteries die and you have none left? Go to your nearest battery selling retail store and buy some more.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personality disorder And so do we

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Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

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What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

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Why did the boy eat his bagel? He was hungry.

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What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing, although on a deoxyribonucleic acid level, bananas are technically sharing 50% of their genes with us, humans, but yet still have the incapability to produce its own voice. In addition, apple can't talk either due to their lack of nerves, veins, arteries, and diaphragm, therefore bananas not apple cannot produce sound.

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People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

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Good for him. Thats wonderful!

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? Depends.

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What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

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What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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Look whos talking Matt Critchley

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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