wael.. nuff said

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y do churches have kneelers?, cuz it puts less stain on ur knees

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What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

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yous are all f u c k i n g dumb like rat kavanagh

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...

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How did the retarded, blind child win the Special Olympics? He didn't, he died of terminal lung cancer the year before. R.I.P.

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what did the duck say to the dog. quack

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Why did the Asian Kid pass his test? He studied hard.

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Your mother is so stupid that ran into a large pole.

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Q:what has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A:a pool table

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roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

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chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

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Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

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What is square and grey? A grey square.

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what did the homeless guy get for christmas nothing!

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What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

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Q why did the kids make fun of timmy A because he was an android with al chunk of metal added accidentally where a real boys crotch would be. Bwilkster

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

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Joe: it says gullible on the ceiling Jack: yes, I wrote it -by Ross

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

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