how to you confuse a blonde you ask her to recit the alphahbet back words

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Why did the black man rob the store? Because he was hard on money for a reason not associated with race or stereotypes whatsoever.

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So a guy is on his way to work and he nearly gets hit by a bus. He sticks his middle finger up at the bus driver but a couple seconds later he realized that it was the same bus he was supposed to get on so he apologized to the bus driver and got on the bus. He was 15 minutes late for the 420th time this week so he was fired from his job and went back home. On his way home he was not allowed on the bus because he left his oyster card somewhere so he had to walk home. 69 minutes later he arrives home to his wife and kids. What did the man say to his wife when he got back home? "Hi."

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Your face

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

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There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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what did the little boy say when the teacher asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.

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Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

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Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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we sat at the table and began to say graceme my sister, me and my mom we bowed our heads and closed our eyes and said grace we lifted our heads and opend our eyes and the food was gone my mom was gone and the chocolate in my pocket was gone (i wonder who did it lol)

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What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

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What did the avocado say to the person? I can't talk

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Want to here a joke? Me to...

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Q- Where did Sally go during the explosion? A- Everywhere!

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Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

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A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

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Anti Joke

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