what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are due to transportation issues. (What if there are no replacement light bulbs in the house, and the nearest store was 10 miles away? It would be ridiculous to expect someone to walk twenty miles to replace a light bulb) In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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what was the first thing Barack Obama said to the people of america? ... hi

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Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped.

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A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

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What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

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Anti jokes gives me cold sores

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Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

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why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

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su algato es en fuego

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

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Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

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