What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

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Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

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Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

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why doesnt jesus play hockey? he got nailed to the boards

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How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

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i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

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Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

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nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

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Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

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I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

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How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

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Q: what did the deaf boy get for christmas? A: an ipod shuffle

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I have a black guy in my family tree? Yea, his still hanging their

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An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

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A man goes to Church he meets God nothing happens

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

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Sometimes sentences just don't end the way that you think they potato

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What is grey and smells like sand? A Rock.

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I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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