A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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Ted Haggard.

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Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

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Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

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You wanna hear a JOKE ?!! Justin Bieber has a DlCK !!!

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SCHNARRRRRR!!!!!

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What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

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Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

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You know what is funny about r.ape? Nothing. It's horror

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Noses are red, pilots are blue I am dyxslexic boo who

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What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

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whats red and falls from a tree an apple

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Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

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why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

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What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

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why did the duck swim upside-down -he was on quack

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Paperclip... BANANA?!

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4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

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What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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Joe Alfon walkes into hell, The devil say: " hi" And joe burns to death

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One I grabbed a lump of coal, and crushed it with such strength, that a human being was born out of it. That man is today known as Chuck Norris. Nero.

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

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What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

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