What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

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The term "serial killer" is a bit strong...i prefer "ghost manufacturer"

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My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why did the Asian man open up a Sushi restaurant? Because he had a fetish for cumming in sushi and giving it to strangers.

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby? I take my cleats off when I jump on the trampoline

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why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

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A horse walked into a barn...

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your dad's gay. just let that sink in.

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Whats brown and sticky? ..Poo

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Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?? Theres one less drunk.

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Wanna here a funny joke Oh right. You can't hear

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Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

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What did Sarah Palin say as she gazed to the West? "I really wish my daughter hadn't gotten pregnant."

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What's the best rabbit for a black person?

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How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

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there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

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A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

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I was once a hamster.

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Goats are like toilets, I shit in them

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Since chickens cannot speak, it is difficult to say.

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What's that Lassie? Timmy fell in the well again? And you couldn't care less because the stupid kid never looks where he's going?

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Why did the plane crash into a mountain? Because a Banana was flying it, and Bananas can't fly planes.

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Anti Joke

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