When was Timothy born? He wasn't.

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i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

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A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

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how long does it take a meth-head to rob your flat? not long at all, and they'll take everything. they need to, it's an addiction

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Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

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What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

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What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

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Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

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feminine literature

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What is the best joke ever? 1D

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

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What's yellow and smells like piss? Piss

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

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Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

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I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

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gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

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What did the tree say to himself? Gee-oma-tree( get it geometry say it outloud)

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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What did the boy with arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

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Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

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How Many Blind People Does It Take To Solve A Rubiks Cube? None Their Blind

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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