Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

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A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

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How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because the light said don't walk

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Sir, your wife has been killed. Please open the door so that we may discuss this matter. The man then opens the door and listens to the tale of how a disgruntled worker opened fire in a grocery store, killing 13 people including his wife. Unable to cope with this and the fact both his parents passed away earlier that year he later hangs himself soon after the police leave.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

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Why was the black guy mad at the white guy? Duh, cause the black guy slapped the white guy.

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Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

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What do you call putting a vehicle on the side of the road? Parking.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was disturbed by two black men raping a young girl with leukemia.

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Theres this guy that got pulled over and the guy in the car said: I have AIDS the cop said: Oh, really when did you get them? I don't have AIDS

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A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

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Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

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BIM slowly fucks old women in the dark so they think its rape then he slips his hand up there ass and rips out there heart

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here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

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How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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