What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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Why did the Jewish man commit suicide? Because he was not happy with his life.

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I saw a butterfly yesterday with no wings so I poured some red bull on it and BAM! it drowned.

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How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

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"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

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Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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alert("Hello");

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how do 2 gay guys walk... one pounces into the others butt

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1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

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What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

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Sit on Santas lap Boner

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because it was going to the destination he wanted to go to.

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How do you make a tissue dance? You really can't, but you could grab it and shake it around so it looks like its dancing.

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What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

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What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

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Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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please dis this joke, I want to get to the bottom of the leaderboard!

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What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

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Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender-"Hey we don't serve your kind here!" The duck-"What ducks?" The bartender -"No Jewish"

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins the china town

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