Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

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your brother so fine that hes skinney

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why was the boy sad because he had a cat stapled to his face

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What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

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Feminism.

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What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

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For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

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I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

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This is not mean't to be a joke, but I have noticed the least popular thing on here is the Jew and the Pizza joke. I am Jewish and find this extremely offensive. I applaud all of those who gave it a negative vote and realize the Holocaust is not a laughing matter.

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A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

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Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

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What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

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How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

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What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

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A Black and a Mexican are in the back of a car, they are carpooling to save money on gas.

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Penis.

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How do you get someone to come out of the closet? Unlock it

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

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A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

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Why was the man sad? His intestines were imploding and his head was shot off seventeen seconds ago.

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Anti Joke

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