what has two legs and bleeds? half a dog

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven. By darragh Hamilton

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Why was a small girl found dead in the town park? Because Sallie was a bitch and deserved to die.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

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A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

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A frog hops into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get you to drink?". The frog hops out and the bartender realizes he is talking to animals because he has anxiety issues and all of his friends leave him and he spends every night crying and waiting to be loved...so he shoots himself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

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What do you call an arab ?

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

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Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

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Yesterday I was diagnosed with Depression... It made me sad.

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What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

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A penguin bikes to a bakery, the baker asks him "what kind of bread do you want?" Penguin replies "it doesn't matter, im biking"

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Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

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What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A niggarette

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I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

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69 is a number not a sex poshion

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three black men walk into a bar. they where asked polity to leave.

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Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

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The bird is not the word.... Its two

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Anti Joke

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