what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch".

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Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

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What is the difference between a snail and whale? A loaf of bread

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair, because a vest has no sleeves.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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womens rights

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

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what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

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What's funny about a man walking into a bar? He was a clown.

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One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

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An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

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Whats worse than finding an worm in your apple? 1942 BERLIN

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Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

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guess what chicken butt

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I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

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Why was the black man running? he was participating in race for the cure, a charity event where all proceeds go to breast cancer awareness.

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Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

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Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

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what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

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Two elks were out flying one day. One of the elks turned to the other one and said: - You have a cinnemon bun in your eye. - What? - You have a cinnamon bun in your eye! - WHAT? - YOU HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN YOUR EYE!!! - I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN MY EYE!

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education (and quite possibly from acquaintances or family members within the company that employs him, though it is often considered impolite to mention this latter fact, as it may be construed to denigrate the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study).

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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