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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

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sorry got to poo

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A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

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What's black, white and red all over? Multi- racial genocide.

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Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

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Why didn't JFK Jr. shower before the plane flight? He was in a hurry.

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Wana hear something dirty? Mud

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Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

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why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting eaten alive by midgets with down syndrome

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What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch, he says, I did not see that bar there."

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thumbs up!

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

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There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

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What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

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What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

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