A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

thumb_up thumb_down -28

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

thumb_up thumb_down

Some people like melon and others like soup.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

What's black, white, and red all over? An ovulating mulatto woman.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

thumb_up thumb_down -21

why was the guy crying at the bar his house got bombed

thumb_up thumb_down -168

What happened to Emma? I raped her!

thumb_up thumb_down +5

What's brown and sticky? Poo

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

thumb_up thumb_down +53

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

How do you stop a bus You throw a fridge at it

thumb_up thumb_down +12

What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

thumb_up thumb_down -12

#Cutforbieber - Cole g.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

thumb_up thumb_down +30

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

thumb_up thumb_down +188

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

thumb_up thumb_down +1

A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Anne Frank

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Q. If Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were both drowning, what kind would you make? A. PBJ

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What's the difference between a live baby and a dead baby? A dead baby doesn't cry.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

"We wear pink on Wednesdays"" -Mean Girls, 2004

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops