- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you have 12 apples and 7 oranges in one hand, and 9 apples and 10 oranges in one hand, what do you have? Very large hands.

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a sponge is not a who, it is a what.

why did one crayon give another crayon the silent treatment? because they are crayons, unable to speak

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

A black man, a jewish man and a white man walk into a bar. The black man shoots the bartender, the white man takes the money and the jewish man holds the customers hostage.

What is the difference between a black man and a sofa? A black man is a human being with feelings, while a sofa is an inanimate object that people sit on in order to enjoy comfort and possibly watch television.

Nature is filled with wondrous things. No really, this isn't a joke.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

What's funnier than 24? 25

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

Why isnt Gemma a Surfboarder? .. Because She was a Stillborn. Why isn't Kate a Ballerina? Because She's paralysed. Why isnt Tommy an Olympic High Jumper? Because He's a dwarf.

What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

How many licks does it take to get to center of a tootsie pop? pickles, 7:00 pm, wood, shoulder pain

Yo mama's so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever it's very inspirational, good for her.

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