- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black white and read all over a zebra bleeding to death because a zombie just attacked it and then it attackeed the zombie

Q: Where can you find a cat with no arms and no legs? A: Right where you left him Q: Where can you find a dog with no arms and no legs? A: In a bun

why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

Womens' sports

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Tell her something that doesn't make any sense at all.

knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

Your Grandma and your mom drove off a cliff, who survived? Both of them, they didn't drive off a cliff.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

Jimmy said he would never beat his wife, so why did he do it anyway? Because he was a hypocrite.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

Three Jews walk into a bar. One says something to the other two, but it was in Yiddish, and I don't speak that, so I don't know what he said, but all of them laughed really hard, so it must have been funny.

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Why the long face?" Unable to under stand English the horse shits on the floor and leaves

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

penis?

Yeah, I assumed so, but I got kinda worried at the same time. Huh... The catchthing says trolololol, no coincidence at all huh? Anyway, take that last comment Nero, I am spent.

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head walk into a bar They are friends from school and have not seen each other in 15 years; they are hoping to have a good night out

There once was a little girl called maddie who had a very earisponaceable daddy, she was taken from her bed and now she is dead and was raped by a Portuguese tranny

Today I was reading anti jokes. At first I didn't get it, but then I figured it out and...ah crap, why am I writing this, it's just going to get thumbed down...

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