a man and his son pull up out side b&q and the man says to his son run in there and get me a black n decker and the boy goes in and is standing in the power tools isle and he looks round and there is a lady standing next to him so he hit her, the woman happened to be black and 2 minutes later a security guard rushes round and says son what did u do that for and the son said my dad told me to come in and get a black n decker!

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Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

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Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

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What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

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What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

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Lewis

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What did Madeline McCann get for Christmas? Nothing she's dead.

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What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

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Why did Margret eat the banana? She was hungry.

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What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

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One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

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Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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when push comes to shove, shove repeatedly explains to push that she needs to stop stealing his money and find a new place to live. Push then leaves, allowing shove to return back to his sofa and finish watching the basketball game.

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Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

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A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

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Knock knock Who's there Santa who santa hates you and that is why you got nothing for Christmastime

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There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

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What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? i have no idea but i hope he got to the other side safely.

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A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

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Anti Joke

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