- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

whats worse than someone on the phone during a movie? your mother queefing on your bowl of cheerios

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

What's the difference of 13 and 4? 9

Q:What did the Black man say to New York? A: Black Out.

Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

Q: What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A: An horse

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

A man has a meeting with his doctor and his doctor says "I have some bad news, you have cancer and you have alzheimer's," to which the man replies... "Well at least I don't have cancer." This is an example of a fallacy claim.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

What's sad about 5 black men falling off a cliff? The master has no slaves.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

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