What is long hard and woody? A tree.

Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

Is that a banana in your pocket? As a matter of fact, yes it is.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

One scientist is talking to another scientist. One say "what's the matter?" The other replies "my family is dead"

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

how many blonds does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one, because she is an intelligent and capable woman

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

Friends are like trees. If you hit them with an axe enough times, they'll fall over.

If push pops give life a push, Then isn't your mailbox purple?

A man walks into a bar. He says ow

Q: How many cows does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Infinite, cows do not have thumbs, in fact, they have hooves. This disables them from holding any large objects without the use of their mouthes.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

What did the American say to the Russian? Hello, but the Russian did not understand

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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