What do you call a guy with newmonya? Not good at spelling

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

Knock knock Who's there? A robber Oh

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

What do you call a black man? Black

Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

OBAMA and the DEMOCRATS

What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

Who is a knob? ross d

Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

i was raised in a bad family. i was the youngest and i was abused then i died three years back. then i died again and then i died again then i died again then again then i LIVED but then i died again then i died again then i died again then i died again

MWAAHHHHHAHAHHAH

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family

The police, we have several warrants for your arrest.

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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