Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

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Don't you sometime just want to chop of your toes and stomp around to prove to the so called 'experts' that it is possible for a person to walk without toes? . . . . . . me neither

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

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Q.What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A black pilot you racist bastard

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What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

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What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

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Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

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What did Justin Bieber say when he lost his tampon? Where's my tampon?

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what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

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whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

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Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

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Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

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A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 went to a house party. 7 was there. 7 and 6 kind of new each other. They went to the same school, but weren`t really friends. All night 7 was giving 6 strange looks. 6 started feeling uneasy, so he left the party early. When 6 got in his car 7 was inside waiting for him and pulled out a gun. Luckily 6 got away from 7 safely, but has been scared of him ever since.

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What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

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Q: Why do sharks live in salt water A: Because if they don't the die from blood loss because their blood-cells swell up and explode in non- salty water.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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How did the black man get a new television? He worked hard and put away a small percentage of his weekly wage in order to save for this new addition to his household.

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what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

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Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

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why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

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Why did the boy laugh? Mr Tickle was his babysitter

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What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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