Someone asked me yesterday why my friend Portier is named after a sports car... I mean, fair enough, it is a common misconception but they live in the country and her Dad drives a tractor; think it through. [L]

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

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The person below me is weird.

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a blond girl walks into a bar

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have condoms, But we didn't use them with you. You were DP'd, Now you have STD.

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Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

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Your mama is so fat she suffered from diabetes and died of heart failure .

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what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

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roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

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Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

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what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

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A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

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Two Muslim men board an American Airlines jet. Nobody feels threatened and engage in friendly conversations with the passengers. The aircraft explodes due to poorly manufactured engine parts made by small starving children.

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What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

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My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were all of equal intelligence.

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