Warning: Are you 16 and curious and stuff? DO NOT SNIFF YOUR SISTERS HEAVILY PERFUMED PANTIES! Because you know hormones, and then 18 years later she uses the same perfume and... Yeeah.. ITS HORMONES! DON'T PRETEND YOU NEVER SMELLED A PUSS... Well, nevermind guys, I believe you :)) PS: By DO NOT, I mean DO! I mean just make sure you dont get your mothers panties, your sister is gonna be like "Omg you are such a perv you and your dick always up my face!" Then you can go all like "yeeeaah you wish!" Moms panties? Seriously man, that is just sick! You need to get some self respect!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

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What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

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Ebola

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why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

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why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

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Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

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A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

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Charmander is red,Squitle is blue,If you were a pokemon i'd choose you.

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What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

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Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

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An Englishman walks into a bar.

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How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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your mammas so fat tha-- my mother is dead. oh... sorry.

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Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

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What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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