- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

Lady: I think you guys would be very happy here. Chandler: No no no no no no! No, we're not together. We're not a couple, definitely not a couple! Joey: You seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you? Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation AGAIN!

Why did the police officer beat the black man? Because the Internet is able to connect a variety of different types of people together and the off-duty police officer was slightly better at the multiplayer game they were playing.

Why was Johnny so mad at his father? Because his father had a constant drinking problem and was very abusive.

You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

what did the homeless man get for christmas.......................nothing

Knock Knock? Whos there? The police, please open the door.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

John is at the movies, when he drops his cookie on the floor. A passer-bier accidentally steps on it as he's about to pick it up. "Sorry" says his man. "I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles" said Terry. The man then proceeds to murder Terry.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

Why can't Hellen Keller have babies? She's dead.

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

What do you get when you cross a chicken with an alligator? Go take some acid and find out for yourself

DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Hollocaust. What's worse than the Hollocaust? 3 bee stings.

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