How do you get a black man down from a tree? Cut the rope!

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Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the food source on its original side was running low, thus forcing the chicken to find other food options.

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what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

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How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

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What's red and spins real fast? Not a dead baby in a blender, babies can't fit in there. Unless of course you dismember them. but that's obsurd. . . Kinda

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What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

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Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

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why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

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Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Marla should be home by now, it's nearly 6." He was unaware he had lost his tractor until the next morning.

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Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

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Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

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What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

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Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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whats the difference between justin beiber and a gay guy? both guys and girls like gay guys

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