Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

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Your mama's so fat she can't have children.

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Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

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what do trees and humans have in common? they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

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If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

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What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

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Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

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Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

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guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

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A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

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What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

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Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

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Q: What's worse than the holocaust? A: 2 Holocausts

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A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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A blonde went to a hair dresser's one day, listening to a walkman. The hair dresser asked her what she wanted, and the blonde replied, "I need to get my hair trimmed, just make sure that you do not take these headphones off." The woman looked at the blonde, surprised, but did as she was told. While she was brushing the blonde's hair, she accidentally bumped the headphones, knocking them to the ground. As she bent down to pick them up, the blonde fell over, onto the floor. The hair dresser was very confused. She picked up the head phones and listened. This is what she heard..."breath in...breath out...breath in...breath out..."!

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Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them Why did Jane fall off the swing She has no arms Why did Jack drop his ice cream cone He got hit by a bus Did you know that if you pretend to eat salt you can actualy taste it Do this in public. Why was 6 afraid of 7 Numbers can't think This is the original anti joke A man walked into a bar he is an alcoholic and is distroying his family. Fin a penny pick it up and all the day you will have good luck Until you get hit with a car door. A man is SCUBA diving when he is almost out of air so he takes one breath an holds it to the surface The trip is so long that his lungs explode do to a change in pressure so he died.

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You read the Terms of Service.

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whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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