Justin Beiber's Talent.

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Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

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A black man with a blond beard came to deliver me a pizza. I paid him, tipped him, and closed my door. I forgot the pizza. Dammit.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

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Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

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why was the boy sad? because his penis was stapled to a coffee table

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Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

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Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

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What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

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How do you shoot an eagle? You don't. The eagle is going too fast for you.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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whats a diffrence between a bench and a black person the bench is a thing a black person is a human being

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Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

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Why didn't the cat eat its supper? It was dead.

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Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

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What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

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I had a friend named Joshua, he died of AIDs, cancer, and several other diseases.

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what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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