- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My brother found a worm in his apple. I dared him to eat it, so he did. When he tried to swallow, the mashed up worm congealed in his throat, killing him. Later, I found out that the worm had poisonous rectum fluids. I was given the Nobel Peace prize.

why are you adopted? cause no one loved you.

Why doesn't the mexican have a job? Grad school is taking up too much of his time.

Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

Why is the post under me so funny? Because the boy won't be able to play the x box!

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is 2 + 2? 3 LOL

What's black can run really fast and jump really high? A panther

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. Bars serve people of all religions.

What did the black person say to the tall man with nice shoes? Nice shoes.

What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

Shit Happens....or sometimes it doesn't! As the person is taken to the hospital with severe constipation.

What do you call it when you lend money to a bison? Unitelligent, because bison do not have the ability to purchase things with money so it will most likely just eat the money.

How can you tell which kids belong to Dolly Parton? From the strech marks on their lips :|

How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

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