Why was the man so hungry? Because he hadn't eaten in days.

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roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

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I AM SOFA KING WE TOD HEAD - AV

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A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

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If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

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What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

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What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

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What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

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Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

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What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Why did carly drop her groceries Carly is a cow

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I have cancer. And you're next.

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When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

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Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

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What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

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What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

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Now Showing: EVIL SLOTHS II "The worst death is a slow death."

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guess what my nephew said today? oh ya i forgot, hes dead..

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Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

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Your mom is so poor She will soon have to make the difficult decision whether or not to put you up for adoption

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Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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