- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

What did the father say to his daughter? "I'm going to rape you."

What time is it? 10:58

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

What's for dinner? Flesh from when your brother was alive and your blood.

What did the zebra say to the giraffe? Nothing, they can't talk dipshit.

Why Oscar lives with elephants in a zoo ? Because he's an elephant.

Why did the man climb the mountain? Because he lacked excitement in his life.

Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

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What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

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Why don't you hit a black guy riding a bike? Because that is dangerous and he could get hurt.

Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

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