A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is a highly unlikely circumstance due to the fact that there are no wild chickens and most chicken coops are nowhere near a road

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Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

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Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

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Knock knock. Whos there? Death. You will die in the next 12 hours from terminal cancer.

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

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what's white and goes up? a retarded snowflake

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Why did the cow cross the road? He was in the moooooooood.

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How many days did abraham lincoln take a crap for? Turquoise because pancakes cannot fly without wings during the summer unless giraffes smell pineapple on tuesday.

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What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

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whats green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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Q: What do you do when you see a half dead black guy on your front lawn? A: Call the ambulance because he is dying

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What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

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Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

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how do u make a plummer cry? Kill his children.... :)

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Someone told me once, but i had terrible memory so I had them tell me again.

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

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There's a white guy and a black guy, on a bridge. Of corse the idiot white guy jumps off. But the black guy yells, I NEVER LIKED U!!!!! Later that day the police showed up and asked wat happened. The black guy said, U GOT NO EVIDENCE!!! The police say true and walk away. Then go to Dunkin Donuts and get a triple chocolate donnut and coffee. They lived happily ever after. Except for the white guy. :)

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