Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

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A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

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roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

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why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

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What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

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whats black and blue and red all over? my wife shhh!

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What do Jews, Muslims and Blacks have in common? They are all valuable members of the community and should be treated no differently from anyone else

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what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

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What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. 97

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Have you heard that Hitler and Osama Bin Laden share a room with saton in hell

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

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If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

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Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Who is there??? Person 1: ..................................... Person 2: (Opens Door) Person 1: BOO i scared u and ding dong ditched u Person 2: Actually "Ding Dong Ditching" is when a one or more human beings search for a targeted house where they ring the door bell and run to a designated location to hide. After the resident opens the door to find out no one has stayed and waited, they close the door and the human beings quickly run up and repeat the task many as times until the resident finally catches them.

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9/11.

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Q: Whats worse than running out of hot water? A: having wyatt friedman poop on your chest, Hit him up on FB

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin get in the car.

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Q: What is the difference between a Ginger and a shoe? A: A shoe has a sole

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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