Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

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I like that, but why am I happy?

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this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

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Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

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whats white and smells like black paint? nothing, white paint even though it is still paint has a slightly different smell due to the difference in dye colors used to make it

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Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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no

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My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

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What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

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how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

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What did the policeman say to the black thief? You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say or do may be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to consult an attorney before speaking to the police and to have an attorney present during questioning now or in the future. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed for you before any questioning, if you wish. If you decide to answer any questions now, without an attorney present, you will still have the right to stop answering at any time until you talk to an attorney. Knowing and understanding your rights as I have explained them to you, are you willing to answer my questions without an attorney present.

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The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

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A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

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For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

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why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

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What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

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what rhymes with sloth? rape

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