women's lacrosse.

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You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

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Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

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Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

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Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

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How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

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I saw a chameleon. Then it died

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A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? There are certainly innumerable differences, but, in general, humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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Why dont we just make fun of both? *mexican music plays*

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Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

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It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

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How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

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What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

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Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

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Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

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What did Death say to Life? Go die.

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What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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