why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for nothing? black

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Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

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Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

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Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A hat

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What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

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What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

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Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

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How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

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balls in ya mouf

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What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

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A man walks into a bar... "Ouch"

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i love antijokes

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#IsaiahAfterAD&B

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Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

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how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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I have a black guy in my family tree? Yea, his still hanging their

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Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

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What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

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two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

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Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

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What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

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Anti Joke

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