What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Two mice fell into a bucket of cream. They both promptly drowned.

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An Irish man walked into a bar. He turned to the bartender and said hello. Then walked to the back booth for his lunch meeting with the heads of his highly profitable company and then went home.

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A snail walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "hey we don't serve snails here," and flicks him across the street. 3 years later the snails walks back into the bar and said, "why'd ya do that for??"

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Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

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Have you seen Elton johns pet dog? Neither he's he.

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What do you get when you cross a cow with an elephant? A deformed organism

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Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

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How do you disprove feminism? This is how I disprove feminism. I go up to a feminist and ask her, 'If there are penises, then why are there women?' I have never met a feminist who can say anything in response to my logic.

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Why did Helen Kelley's dog run away I'd run away to if my name was. Ughgughgughgiggughfufh.

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what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

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Where did Susie go after an explosion? Everywhere

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What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

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What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

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Yo mamma's so old... oh way no she's dead

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No, I do not have the will, I have a family now, I make a living writing fiction, and well, play a small role in keeping not national, but worldwide stability in such things as the economics. The thing is, that you are renegades, you do not break the law, but you like to do things your own way, that gets you enemies among the so called "paragons" in the face of society and media. Its just like back in the days, if CIA, The Feds, Interpol and such are known as the "Paragons of civilization" or "the good guys" if you prefer, they can point towards you guys, and say "these are evil", and then nothing can stop them.

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What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

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What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

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A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

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your momma's so fat i almost didn't have sex with her.... almost.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

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