Elizabeth Warren

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What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

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why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

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why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

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What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

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Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

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One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answered him in a such a simple and concise way, that the little boy understood.

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What did one penguin say to the other? Flippty-flop-dop-boop-de-bop. Jazzhands.

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Whats 10 times worse than a war? Ten wars.

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What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

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why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

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knock knock whos there? your neighbor, dude im sorry but i swear i didnt see your kid on my drive way.

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This site is hilarious oh wait...

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Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

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Three men died and were met at the pearly gates of heaven by St. Peter. Which not only proves that there is a heaven but that St. Peter actually does greet all of its new inhabitants at the entrance which is in fact marked by gates of pearl.

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CHEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

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A man finds a magic lamp and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he will grant him 3 wishes. The man says "I wish for a duck". POOF! He got a duck. Then he says "I wish for a penguin". POOF! A penguin magically appears. He thought long and hard for his 3rd wish. Then he said "I wish I had a turtle" POOF! Suddenly out of nowhere the genie disappears. The man looked inside the magic lamp and saw a small turtle. The end.

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Adam Fantuzzi loves stroking jacobs small penis

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible

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Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

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What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

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What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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