It was the week of the school formal and a girl rang up her date and said I don't have a dress for the formal. He said ok the lets go out and buy one. So they went to the dress shop to buy one but the line was really, really long so they waited in the dress line for ages and ages until they finally got to the front, paid and walked out. As they did, the girl said well I suppose you need a suit, so they went to the suit shop, and again, the suit line was really long but they waited in the suit line and they finally got to the front, paid and walked out. Then the guy said, well if we want to go to the formal in style, then we will need a limo. So they went to the limo shop but the limo line was really long as well. But again, they waited in the limo line and they got to the front, paid and left. It was finally the night of the formal, she had her dress, he had his suit and they arrived in their limo. Everyone was having a great time and the the girl said to her partner, I'm a bit thirsty could you please get me a drink? So the guy went over to the drinks table and went to get a glass of punch but there was no punch line.

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what happens when a jew meets a black person answer: they greet one another

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roses are red ur face is too and if u r hot my penis is going in u

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What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

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know whats funnier than 24? 25.

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Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

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Whats worse than purple nurples? Having the period

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what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

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Q)why couldn't the baby talk? A)the baby was dead.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and mop. In turns out the bartender was a paranoid schizophrenic and was hallucinating.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? They may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

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What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

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What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

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why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

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Can yas all stfu SBBBBBBBBBSBSBSBSBSSBBSBSSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBBBBBB

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Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

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Everyday I'm.. Stepping on a beach. A roop a doo! Stepping on a Beach. do do do? do!!

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What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

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What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

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Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

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