I am the sun. You are the moon.

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a duck walks into a bar, sits down and asks for grapes. the bartender says, "no, we don't serve grapes." so the duck leaves. the next day the duck goes back to the bar, takes a seat. "got any grapes?" the bartender says, "i already told you we don't serve grapes here. if you come in here and ask for grapes one more time, i'm going to staple your beak to the wall!" the duck leaves. the next day, the duck returns, sits at the bar and asks, "got any staples?" the bartender replies, "no, but there's an Office Max next door where you might find some."

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how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

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What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

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Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

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My, you you... SEDUCER! XD, and there I go proving your point by going uppercase XD

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Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

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What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

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If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

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Women's Rights.

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knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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HEY YOU!!!!

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if life gives you lemonnde your probally halusinating

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

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What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

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When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

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What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

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You

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Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

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If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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