What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

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Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

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One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

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A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

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0 1 this is a sad sad world.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a banana? Banana's don't hijack planes.

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How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

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What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

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A Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bar tender says " thats something weird you got there". The parrot says "yeah i found it on the street".

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? She said she can do 3

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When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

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Why does life suck? Because it does

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My mom.

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hey.

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That's Racist

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I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

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why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

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Anti Joke

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