Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

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Yo momma's so nice that she baked cookies for us. Please tell her I said thanks.

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Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

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At home, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 10 mins, it's 3:30. At school, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 20 mins, it's 3:40 and schools been finished for ten minutes.

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You sick fiend

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A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

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Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

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Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

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All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

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A brown haired girl and a blonde girl are driving through a cornfield. Because of this illegal activity, they are sent to court and given 8 years in the state prison.

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how do you boil oil? add b to oil

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Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

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Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

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Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

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Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

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Why didn't Angie die when she jumped off the Empire State Building? She landed on a pancake

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my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

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A black man walked into a bar. Had a drink, and left.

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A:Knock Knock B:It's open

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look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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