a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

A man walks into a bar. Later that night he comes home to an intervention and realizes he has a drinking has hurt him and his family.

What is large white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A refridgerator

Why did the young man not want to go to school? Because he had a large tumor on the left side of his face.

Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

A ninja walked into a dojo and was kindly greeted by his master.

I'm on a seafood diet. It consists of prawns and tuna.

how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

Two men are in a bar. One of them turns to the other one and says, "I've slept with your mom." The other one replies "Go home dad you're drunk."

Yesterday I was walking my dog and while I was walking my dog, guess what happened? It got hit by a bus.

What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

how did the man die he didnt

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

What starts with a P and ends with O-R-N? porn

Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... whats worst than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

my gave me a game i said thank you

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

How do u get Hitler out of a car? You open the door.

Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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