Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

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How many kids with A.D.D. does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride?

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Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

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I got it Nero, lets just be friends for now and forget about the work I do here and you there.

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What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

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your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

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What begins with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Your neighbor

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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the NAACP

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who is gay for wild ones- Ryan Mcgggguigan

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What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

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Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

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Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

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How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

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yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

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Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

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Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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whats long and black? a baton

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How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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