A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

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I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

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Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

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What's beneath Chuck Norris's beard? A chin I presume, as that is what most humans have under their beards. Chuck Norris is a human and therefore is likely to have a chin. This is all based on the assumption that he is a human, because of the many characteristics he has shown that are humanlike.

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A nuclear device is dropped on hiroshima. Does it make a sound? The answer is yes because the americans are laughing in Enola Gay

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

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what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

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What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

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whats better than shoes feet

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What do you call a pig with one eye? A pig.

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What do you say to two cows? Hey cows.

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How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? I don't know, I don't have a watch anymore.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

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Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

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what did the man living in the box buy with his new found money? A bigger box.

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fack me!

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

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Anti Joke

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