Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

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Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

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What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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Knock knock. Whos there? Death. You will die in the next 12 hours from terminal cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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How do you keep a secret? Kill yourself.

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How do you make 5 lbs of fat look good? Draw a smiley face on it.

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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Guess what? What? Idk. I just wanted to make u excited.

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Have you heard the one about the monkey who jumped off the roof? Neither have I.

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what's harder than dodging bullets? dodging rain

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What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

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What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?

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How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

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What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

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Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

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3 guys were caught trespassing in a field and were sent to jail. The cop asked the first guy, "What were you doing in the field? He replied, "I was blowing bubbles" The cop asked the second guy, "What were you doing in the field?" He replied, "I was blowing bubbles" The cop then asked the third guy, "Lemme guess, you were blowing bubbles too? The guy replied, "No silly, I am Bubbles!"

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Why werent you at my party? Becasue there was none!

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Your mom is so fat that she is at risk for type two diabetes.

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how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

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Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

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