Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

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what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

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eoin burgin is fat

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Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

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Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

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What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

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a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

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Miscarriages.

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how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

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How old is your mom Dead

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My mumma your mumma live down the street 18,19 marble street out came you and out came me but then your mumma died from her pee

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MR MR WHO?? MR MC CANN

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

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George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

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whats it called when you see a ton of white people running down a hill.... an avalanch whats it called when you see a ton of black people running down a hill.....a mud slide whats it called when you see a ton of mexicans running down a hill............ a jail break

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where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

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Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

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SHINEE IS BACK PART HARD

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Your mum is dead

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Arab 1: Du good bai me, and I'll du good bai you. Arab 2: Ye men, sounds good men. Arab 3: O man, no way. Arab 4: K, u wait...jus wait n see.. Arab 5: I no interest! Me so saudi! Arab 6: D'oh...ha, ha, haa! Arab 7: This is so bahrain...I'm going to go club some protesters.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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The horse said "nay."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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