Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

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What's worst than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? finding a real joke on anti-joke

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fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

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mexicans fishing

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Roses are black, Violets are too. I am colorblind, How about you?

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

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4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

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What do you tell a Woman with black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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(read this aloud): A man walks into a bar with a giraffe. Him and the giraffe order multiple shots and get hammered. The giraffe on the other hand can't hold his liquor so well, and ends up passing out on the floor of the bar. The man decides to leave him there and take off. On his way out, the bartender yells, "Hey, you can't just leave that lyin' there!" and the man says, "It's not a lion, it's a giraffe!"

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Minecraft.

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what's pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

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What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? Vegeta got rid of the scouter because a monocle built for displaying a person's physical abilities in numbers is extremely farfetched and he didn't want to be a part of a super race of supreme beings that still relied on such ridiculous antics

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Roses are blue Colton is gay

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

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A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

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The adventures of Helen Keller:

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Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

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Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

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Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the sahara dessert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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