How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

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Womens rights

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Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

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Q: How do you solve a problem like Maria. A: You kill her. You kill Maria.

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Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

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That other group is a *********************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************** From Jackson Edwards

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So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

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Why is it sad that a black guy died in a car crash He was my friend

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when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

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there are three girls one said daddy why is my name rose because a rose fell on her head when yur a baby. daddy why is my name feather because a feather fell on your head when your a baby mumamhama, SHUT UP CINDER BLOCK!

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What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

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Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house..... It's ok he hasn't either.

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A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

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There was once a man who went to the store and walked across a bridge and bought toothpaste and yelled at a hobo and went home and took a nap and then he went back to the park where he talked to an english teacher who told him not to use run-on sentences or she would slap him with a fish.

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Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

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Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

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why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

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Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

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What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

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everyone dislike this

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"Free to play" Play free "right now"

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Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

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The word "Walter" is never funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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