- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

(Family sat down at table) Child goes to start a story - "I have a ginger friend.." Everyone bursts out laughing and leaves the child confused.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks: "How's the family?" The Horse says: "they are fine." Everyone runs out screaming because Horses can't talk, except the bartender. He has a mental illness.

And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

how do you get a blonde out of a tree? you politely ask her, then if all else fails call the local fire department

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, penis.

What did the penguin say to the tiger? I'm in the wrong country.

Why did the snappy dresser take a button off of a coat? To see a button fly! NO YOU IDIOT YOU DID IT WRONG, IT'S SUPPOSED TO ABOUT ABOUT A "BUTTER FLY" OMG YOU DOLT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why did the monkey fall out the tree? he lost his grip

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

Have you ever had Kenyan food? Neither have they.

why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

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