Why did the farmer go to the market? Because his butt was on fire!

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Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

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What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

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Women's football

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Jehovah's Witnesses.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because that it where his friend Bob lives.

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Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an 0rgy.

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So, how 'bout that airline food?

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did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? he's all right now

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whats orange and cant talk? an orange

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whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

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I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

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Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

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vote this down and i will DOX you

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What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

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Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

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GO CHARLIE TO CANDY MOUNTAIN. Charlie is a unicorn and unicorns are not real they are mythological creatures. They do not breath becuase they where never alive unless you do drugs(mr craig) that is the only way to see them. And drugs leed to lose of money, loss of money = broke.Broke = no home. No home= death. So who believes in unicorns??

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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