- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.

What do a platypus and Obama have in common? A brain, except for Obama.

Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

why did the blond stare at a carton of orange juice for 2 hours? because she was reading the nutrition list, and she is a slow and patient reader.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

Why couldn't Maria play Softball? She was born without legs.

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? A: "Fred is raping your sister with a puck."

your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

What is red and bad for your teeth? A BRICK!!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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