Why did the road cross the chicken? REVENGE

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Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

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roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

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What did the polar bear say when he walked into a sauna? Absolutely nothing because he was a polar bear. I mean seriously, did I even have to ask? Everyone should know that a polar bear is an animal and he wouldn't say anything. If he did it would most likely be a growl or a roar. If you believed that he would have said something you obviously didn't pass the first grade. I finish with the fact that a polar bear would not survive in a sauna because they are accustomed to cold climate. I guess this was just a waste of time.

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What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

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women's rights

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“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

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We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

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why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" The man responds "I'd like to hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance covered everything." The man hangs his head and tears up as he asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor heads for the door as he answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments or appointments will be paid for." The man snaps his fingers and says "I should've voted Democrat!"

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I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

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why did the jew cross the road? the ss was chasing him and his family to kill him so he ran across the street to same his family, he got hit by a truck and his family was killed...

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

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If it looks like a chicken and acts like a chicken, its most likely not a deadly crab running towards you with a knife that has rabies and is afraid of towels.

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what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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what did the teacher say to his student? do your work.

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

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When I walk in the rain, I get wet

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