That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly is made from the juice of the fruit while jam is made from the pulp of the fruit.

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Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

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what do you call a man with no legs? An ambulance as he seem to be bleeding very heavily.

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How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

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How do you get your mom off a clown? hit your mom with an axe

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Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

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Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Beacuse it was dead.

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Q: What happened when Bob the Super-mega-ultra man, in his hurry to return an item that was objectively proven to be hazardous to physically normal people, banged his head very hard against a wall of a random building that was located on his route of travel? A: He recieved a concussion and had to coalesce in bed for a long time in order to return back to his regular style of living. Bob was merely a nominal 'Super-mega-ultra' man. He gets hurt practically as easily as anyone else.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

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What is 1 inch long and eats everyone in it's way .... my pet fish

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If you have read this its to late. You have already read this. Im am very sorry.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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In Soviet Russia my freedoms are severally restricted by communism.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea. That would depend on what time you are reading this. As i have no control over this, I am unable to inform you of China's current time. Perhaps you should look into a watch, world clock, or some other device capable of telling the time. That is not the Purpose of this website. However, there are numerous other places for this. God luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can, and only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

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What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

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a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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What did the bodybuilder do when someone stole his wallet? Ab workouts.

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What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

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