What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

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If your reading this, youre not blind.

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Yor Mama is soooooooooooo fat, when she looked in da mirror... it cracked.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

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Breanna baked a pie. what kind of pie was it? A JIMMY PAI

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Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

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What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

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What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

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what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

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If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

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What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

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How do you kill a black guy With a gun

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Want some candy? Lol jk get in my van.

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What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

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Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

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why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket in disguise

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting eaten alive by midgets with down syndrome

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What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

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Why haven't the Miami "Big Three" won a championship together? They don't play as a team. They rely on three people to score all their points when there are at least two other people on the court at all times. They jinxed themselves because they thought they were going to win every title until their contracts were up.

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Q: What do Magic Johnson and Freddie Mercury have in common? A: Freddie Mercury is dead.

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woman's rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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