whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

thumb_up thumb_down +17

There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

thumb_up thumb_down +33

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Did you hear about the dyslexic eye chart maker? His disability caused to him to have a difficult time at work and his production suffered because of this.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Susie has Autism

thumb_up thumb_down +8

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt says thanks.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

a horse is a horse. of course of course....unless its a cow

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What's green and invisible? This cabbage

thumb_up thumb_down +38

whats orange, green and has a treadmill attached to it? a cantaloupe, i lied about the treadmill.

thumb_up thumb_down

Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What is the difference between a black man and a burnt pizza? -Nothing there both black.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops