What's the difference between dead babies and ferraris? I don't have 17 ferraris in my garage.

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Q. Why did the 8 year old girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A Stick!

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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What's a small person? A midget

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

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whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,"Why the long face?" The horse replies,"I have terminal cancer."

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why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

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What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

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CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

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I have a really funny joke.

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Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

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Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

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PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

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What do you call a black priest who's name is John? Father John

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A black guy and a white guy walk into a bar, they were both unemployed and blowing their savings on their alcohol addictions

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A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

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What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

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A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

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What is the defference between an apple and a banana? Horses, because vests have no sleeves.

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whats 2+2? 4

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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