Q: How can you fit 1000 jews in one car? A: The Ashtray

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A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

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what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

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what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

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Q:How do you turn off a Jewish Lamp? A: You press the Auschwitz.

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How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey! Got any grapes?" The man then realized he was hallucinating because ducks are unable to speak proper english.

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How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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Whats yellow pink and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? Oh were you expecting an answer here, if i knew the answer i wouldn't have asked a question.

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A fat guy, well over 300 lbs, goes to KFC and orders a big bucket of chicken. He gets his bucket of chicken and goes to sit down on a table to eat his chicken. A man walks up to him and asks him "are you going to share any of that chicken?" The man says "no."

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how many moms can you fit in a bathtub? as many as you want

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a shark in your apple.

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Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

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Why was it so easy for Superman to pick up chics? His butt ox.

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what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

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What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!

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You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

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My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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