Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

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I just flew here from Cleveland, and boy are my arms tired! The people on either side of me were hogging the armrests, so I had to kind of tuck my arms up behind my head and it was very uncomfortable.

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What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

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Leslie's husband admitted to being gay, which came to the surprise of no one, seeing as Leslie is a man.

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What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

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Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

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What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

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3 men walk into a bar. they all take a cab home to keep from having an accident due to their intoxication.

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What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

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What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

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Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

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Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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When life hands you lemons, make lemonade. Well, life isn't a physical being so chances are low that it will actually hand you lemons.

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Why was the African american pulled over in New Jersey? He was 17 and didn't have his red stickers.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

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how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

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What happened when a boy threw a ball at the wall? It hit him in the face

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

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Detroit has a low crime rate

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I am iron man 24 flavors in my van i am the icecream man i have met jackie chan

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How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

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