There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

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Guy 1: Ever heard of Ethiopian food? Guy 2: No habla espanol... Guy 1: Oh....

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if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

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what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

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A elementary school child was waiting at the bus stop for the bus to come. All of the sudden, the bus comes around the corner, pulls up, stops and he gets in.

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How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

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silly rabbit, rape is for babies

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

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What's invisble and smells like bananas? My mailbox.

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Knock knock whos there punctuation

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Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

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Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

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Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

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what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

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Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

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Two guys walk into a bar the third guy ducks

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

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Why did the leprechaun cross the road? If you still believe in leprechauns, you need to see a doctor.

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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