Whats the easiest way to get a dumb blond to have sex with you? rape.

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Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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Why did twenty mexicans run down a hill? There was a marathon in the area.

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What would Michael Jackson do if he were on the Moon? Nothing he's dead.

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what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

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Katy Perry

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two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? -death -kidney failure -gall stones -getting in an automobile accident -getting struck by lightning -getting sodomized -embezzlement -deception -HIV/AIDS -illness of any nature -world hunger -the holocaust -Zimbabwe's economy -getting hit by a train -getting hit by a bus -the hives -getting bit by an alligator -head injuries -being arrested -childhood obesity -sexual predators -highly impoverished areas -losing a finger -getting hit with a bat -corruption -general rudeness -being lost in the woods -contracting a sexually transmitted virus -teen pregnancy -murder -rape -robbery -going blind -losing a child -falling down a well -bestiality -identity fraud -massacres -racism -genocide -mental disabilities in children -bullying -food poisoning -stepping on a nail -eugenics -the mass murder, rape, and theft of the land from the Native people of America -forced assimilation -slavery -brain deteriorating illness -matricide -prostitution - accidentally repeating yourself -prostitution -domestic violence -animal cruelty -pollution -deforestation -global warming -losing your life savings -still birth -oppressive leaders -physical conflicts -world wars and other military conflict -the situation in Rwanda -Inequality in treatment of women in middle eastern countries -auto theft -tax evasion -terrorism -being diagnosed with cancer -clinical depression -prostitution -finding two worms in your apple

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What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

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Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

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How do you stop a baby from spinning round a washing line. Hit it in face with a baseball bat.

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

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Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

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What's the difference between Stevie Wonder and Kevin Bacon? There's none. Neither of them is a taxi driver.

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

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Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

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a black father

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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