When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

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rishi is gay (coventry england)

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How do you fit 10,000,000 jews inside a car? It's not physically possible as no car can carry that many people.

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What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

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Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

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I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

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How do you stop a plane? Land it.

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ethan skov ex gf looked like a bull mastifs ring piece

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An asian, black man and a white guy are stranded in a desert with no food and no water, so what do they do Die

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (a police officer steps in and says): What is red and green and peed all over? I dont know Im sorry to say, but its your mother. A group of teens killed her and defiled her body with urine. She was wearing green.

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What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

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Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

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A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

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roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

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What's blue and pillowy? A blue pillow

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Your mother is so fat, that if she had 8 clones of her, they would probably not be able to stand in the elevator together due to the maximum capacity, and safety hazard.

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YOU

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Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

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When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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What do you say to a homeless man sat in a train station? That there is a homeless shelter around the corner.

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What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

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Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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