A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

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A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

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How do you make someone cry Take all of their belongings

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve

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theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

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Two weeks ago, my brother walked into a flea market and asked if they sold fleas. He's so silly.

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I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

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What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

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why did the boy have no friends ? Because he lived in a small cottage miles away from any civilization with his overly strict parents who would not let him see the daylight and deprived him of any kind of childhood, he has no social skills and does not know how to interact with other human beings at no fault of his own. he is also dead

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holocaust jokes are bad, anne frankly they annoy me

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A hero is nice to everyone, but one person. who is that? Your mom. WOOOOOOOT!! YOU JUST GOT MUSCLEMANED!!!!

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Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

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how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

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What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

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Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

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A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

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how do you make a black person stop drowning you take your boot of his head

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Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

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What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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