How do you fit an elephant inside your car? Starve it to death then chop it in pieces.

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What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

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Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

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What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

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boobs

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How do you break up with a guy? you kick him in the nuts.

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Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

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That didn't hurt.

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i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... 7

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

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Rabid squirrels attacked Blake's face as winged pickles perched on Phoebe's hair.

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How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

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Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

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A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation. ~Yashar - pirater un compte facebook Peace out :)

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What is red and tastes like parsley? Red Parsley

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Popsicles

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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

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A dog walks into a bar. The bartender was just about to leave, so he takes the dog home with him. He makes found dog signs and posts them around the neighborhood. The owner sees one of the signs and retrieves his pet from the bartender, thanking him for finding his dog.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Get in the van.

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Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

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Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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