Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

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What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

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There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

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why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

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I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

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A guy walks into a grocery store. He asks a lady where the potatoes are. She says on isle 5 He goes to isle 5, but there are no potatoes.

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What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

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A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

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the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

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Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

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How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

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Why did they bury the fireman on the east side of the green grassy hill, to the left of the old well, underneath the huge apple tree? Because he was dead.

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Anti Joke

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