There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

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A man walks into a bar, he is an alcohol and it's tearing his family apart

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What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

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Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

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A murderer walks into a bar with a knife. He then stabs seven people and is then arrested shortly after.

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Horton Hears... Rape and violence and doesn't do anything about it.

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As Vanilla Ice once said, "If there's a problem ill resolve it."

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Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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Anti-joke.

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If i could rearrange the alphabet I wouldn't put U and I together. I'd put my dick in your mouth.

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Your so fat that you have a 75% chance increase of dying from congenital heart failure.

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Gay Rights

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What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

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A man with a broken arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I broke my arm, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

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When will Abe Vigoda be alive again? Never. There will never again be a time when Abe Vigoda will be alive. For example, Abe Vigoda will be dead for the entirety of the year 2038. He will continue to be dead if we move forward to the year 2091, and even if we keep jumping forward throughout history, stopping in the years 2250, 2871, and 3546, we will not land in an era when Abe Vigoda will be alive. Another way to look at this is to imagine Abe Vigoda had died in earlier years. Let's say he had died in 1902. Would he be alive today? The answer, sadly, is no. We get the same answer if we suppose Abe Vigoda had died in 1822, 1715, or ~ 85,200,000 BPE. To sum up, it is not precisely accurate to say that Abe Vigoda will be dead for a very long time. That implies a limit on the amount of time he will be dead. There is no limit.

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why did justin fuck alice and maliyah to have fun

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a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

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Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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Q: Why was Luigi sad? A: Because he entered the Twilight Zone.

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why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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