Avery has crabs.

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

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Why did the blonde turn red Because some one lit her on fire

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Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Houlocaust. What's worse than the Houlocaust? Nothing, the Haulocaust was one of the most horrible instances of inhumanity in recorded history.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. It was a dead monkey.

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What do vampires cross the sea in?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

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LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

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whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

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What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

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What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

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What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

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What you reading? reading?

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Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

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The elephant and the mouse was gonna go swimming at the lake, but they realize the Elephant forgot his swimming trunks! Mouse: Do you really need two trunks? Elephant: Oh well I can do with this one... but its not a swimming trunk! Mouse: Huh? Moral: Huh?

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Your mama's p*ssy is so stank, she should probably consult her physician as she may have an easily treatable infection.

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Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

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What's the difference between Cindy Crawford and a Snickers bar? Nothing. One is a mediocre actress, the other is a peanut based bar of chocolate confectionary.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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