Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

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What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

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Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

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Why cant steve get a job? Because Steve Jobs is DEAD! Moral: And people are all like "you gotta respect the dead", uh... Why not respect people while they are alive? Humanity is so fucking "smart" sometimes ya? Not that your answer matters...

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

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What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

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What do you call a black male teacher? A: A Teacher .

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Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

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Why did the cow cross the road? Because he escaped the farm and didn't know what else to do.

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How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

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What's worse than getting hit by an arrow in the knee? Being kidnapped for 10 years and finally getting free only to find out your whole family was murdered by the person who kidnapped you.

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

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New mission: refuse this mission

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Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

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How do you make a blond shut up? Staple her tongue to the roof of her mouth and super-glue her lips together.

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Why was the boy crying? Because his parents were in a car crash and died and his grandparents were already dead and he got cancer for christmas. And he had no testicles

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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