A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

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Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

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Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

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what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

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Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

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What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

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Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

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What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

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What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

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knock knock who's there? to to who? to whom*

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wtf the enter the following thingie says I am here

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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Girl: Want to stay over at mine tonight? Guy: Yeah I'd love to! Girl: Tough, you can't

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

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JOHN to MARY: Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet So are you MARY to JOHN: Roses are red Violets are blue Who are you? JOHN to MARY: Roses are red I'm your husband MARY to JOHN: No! JOHN to MARY: WHAT??? MARY to JOHN: Ex Awkward silence. Mary moves out the next day.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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What do you call a homosexual in the army? A brave and honorable person who should be applauded for their service to this great nation

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What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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