A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

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why did your parents die? because I thought it was funny...

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There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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Why doesn't little jimmy ride his favourite bike to school any more? He was playing on the platform at at the railway station, tripped and fell across the track, at which point a seven carriage train came through at over 150 mph and cut through his upper thighs crushing everything in his legs and causing them to fall off.

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F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

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Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

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1: Ask if I'm a truck. 2: Uh... Are you a truck. 1: No.

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Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

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what is the tastiest veggie? veggies aren't tasty.

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Your mother is so succsessfull that she can have any job she wants, she is probally going to stick with her current job though, She is a lawyer.

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what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

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what did the farmer do? plant

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So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

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What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

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How many dead babies can you fit in my car? None, I don't allow anyone to put dead babies in my car.

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What is the most dangerous day of the week to leave the house? Garbage day. Moral: Or rather GAAAAAAAAAARBAAAAAGE DAAAAAAAAAAAAY! *BANG BANG BANG* >:D

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what did the black man eat for dinner? a sandwich

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Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

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What's the problem with blonde people? They don't have black hair.

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Your mother was a hamster, And your father smelt of ElderBerries!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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