What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

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a man walks out of his home and into a bar PLOT TWIST! he is a chicken

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why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

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Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

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What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

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What did the man say to the attractive female bartender as he left the bar? Well, it's been fun but I hate you so I'm leaving to kill your entire family.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

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Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

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my gave me a game i said thank you

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Whats funnier than 24, 69

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

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Ipod to earbuds: "hey buds" earbuds response: "sup player"

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Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

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Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

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what do you call an exited rectangle? an Erectangle

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What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

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Your dad is so fat, that eventually he got on Biggest Loser and ended living a very successful life.

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What are the seven wonders of Kentuky cows,drugs,liquor,moutain due,moster trucks,shot guns and trucks oh and I for got Crackle barrle.

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Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

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My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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