How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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ANDERS!! Thanks for the warnins, I mean I wuld beat you up even when I can barely move, but I just told the doc and the nurse to shut this door, thanks man, would never thought about that if you had not warned me... beat me up when I am poisoned? Your mom replied, it sasy "I do not like the idea" You know what I told you about not right? DO NOT THINK ABOUT A blue elephanT! WOSH BLUE ELEPGANT IN YOur MIND, ITS LIKE SAYING I AM NOT INTEREsted in KNOWING MUCH MORE! Your sister? YOu know she has a crush on me, ill fuck her so hard youul will know when she wont be able to walk straight or sit YES Id meet you, but you know... Ladies first... PS: OF Co0uRse iTS mY dick, in her mouth, it looks wrong because I AM FULL ON VALIUM YOu POISONOUS VENOM I wont turoture you, I mean not physically, but consider this the first picture, and if you want to see your mom and sister nekkid, then keep receiving picks. My skin is tan, yet they call me Black, the cloror of my soul. read below people, I am gonna bang his sistar, and his mom, watch out for the nekkid pics before they get removed on... Rate my ex, yeaaaah... any moment now, dont adress me anymore Anders, becuz the door is closed, and I cant saty awak anymore, nobody is coming in the doc said, its the bald guy with the smile, I told him to give you my phone with the last pic, he said maybe and asked if you wound nt get mad... Screw that phone, its full of your girlfriends nekkid pics anyways XD, he caught me sticking the finger btw, not the rest... And fuck you. Nero, the fucker.... Soon...

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Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

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Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

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What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

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why was 6 jealous of 7? 7 had a huge dick.

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Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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Knock knock. Is someone there?

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Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

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what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

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Is it true that curiousity killed the cat? No, I hit it multiple times with a baseball bat

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What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

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Why did the boy cry? Because his mother died of a heart attack.

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What's green and has wheels? Weed. I lied about the wheels.

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

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What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

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why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

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im saul and i love cock

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Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

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Anti Joke

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