How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

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burn baby burn your nanas burning

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How do you stop the baby from touching the stove? Cut of its arms.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

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Guess who didn't have breakfast this morning? Kids in Africa

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I can't think of a joke.

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

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Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

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Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

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what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

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I see London, I see France, I am in an airplane on my way to Europe.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? It is highly unlikely one would have a supply of dead babies large enough to answer this question.

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why couldn't the bicycle stand up on it's own? because it was two tired

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What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

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Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

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