Your mom is so fat, it is unlikely that she will be able to survive the month without experimental liposuction and heart surgery, and even then her outlook is bleak. I am so sorry.

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How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

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Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

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Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

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What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

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YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

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9/11

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What is black, tastes like crap, lands in a toilet, feels soft and mushy, sometimes red, blue, yellow, purple and pink, feels very heavy. eats cookies, drinks soft drink and lights fires? A fat person in a coloured suit.

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shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

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I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

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What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? I don't know. I cant think f anything big and white that fall from trees that can kill you and besides if it is big enough to kill you then you will likely see it and avoid the section of that tree lest the big white object should fall and kill you because of this it is likely that anything that is big and white and falls from trees will in result kill you.

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What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

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Whats yellow pink and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? Oh were you expecting an answer here, if i knew the answer i wouldn't have asked a question.

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What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

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3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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Hey guess what! We're birthday buddies! May 3rd.. Yeah that's why you should give me 5 bucks.

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