Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

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Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

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Why did Ramsey fall off the seesaw? Because while he was playing with friends on a seesaw at a nearby Country Club, a very angry and insane man who had many handicaps, decided to solve his problems by killing someone. A funeral was held a week later.

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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I know what you do with your right hand. You part-take in everyday activities such as eating, typing, grooming and maneuvering.

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Q. Why did the Unicorn die A. It got hit by a Bus

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Have you seen Jennifer Aniston's newborn baby? Neither has she.

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So i was writing a letter to my girlfriend on valentines day right ? So this is how it goes . " hey lisa happy volentines day!" my black friend walks up to me and says" its a mightyfine day out! " The moral of the story is... Tomatoes can't fly planes

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Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

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A man goes to the potty.

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What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

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Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

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Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

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Lets go Detroit Pistons!

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

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Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

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What would be a good feature for this site? A search by keyword feature. (sorry...)

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why did the boy drop his ice-cream? because he got hit by a bus

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

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What do you call a group that has a microphone, a bass, two guitars and a drum kit? A Band

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Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

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No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

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I had a submarine.... once

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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