I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. A.Knock knock B. Who's there? A.Not Susie

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What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

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What's the best thing about sex with 24 year olds? They're in their sexual prime.

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What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

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How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

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A middle-class family went away on vacation. While they were gone, a pyromaniac burnt down their house. Their cat was still inside.

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WARNING!: THIS JOKE MAY BE OFFENSIVE::: three mexicans wanted to cross the united states borders when they were greeted by a border guard with a gun. the guard tells the three mexicans that if they wanted to pass the border, they will have to do as he says, to which the 3 of them agrees. the guard tells them to go gather a pair of fruits, so like that each of them went their own way to go get some fruits. the first mexican came back with a pair of apples. The guard orders him to stick both of them up his ass and if he makes a sound, the guard will kill him. The mexican obeys and sticks the apple halfway when he screamed. the guard killed him. The second mexican came back with a pair of cherries. The guard ordered the same thing and told him the same thing. the second mexican made 1 cherry and a half when he giggled. So he died also. when he got to heaven, he meets the first mexican. to which the 1st mexican asks, "why did you laugh? that was so easy!" and the 2nd mexican responded, "i giggled because i saw the third mexican coming with a pair of water melons."

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What's the song that goes like, duh duh da duh duh duh da da do?

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Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

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Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

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Dwight Howard

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A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

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Where to, sir? Forward.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

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Did you hear the one about the flying turtle? No? Okay I'll tell you about it. So one day there was a flying turtle. His name was Larry and he was a turtle that can fly. However, nobody believed that Larry can fly and he wanted to prove it. So the next day George, who was a flying octopus, called Jerry on his cell phone and told him a story about a Larry. Jerry, who was a media reporter, was so offended by his story and called the police. Question: What did the police say? Nothing because it was a made up story

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Why did the cow go moo, because its a cow

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a man walks into a bar he has a few drinks and announces to his friends that hes driving home, dave (one of his friends) tells him that its a bad idea and takes his keys off of him until the next day.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kill children dont worry about it

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why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

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If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

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