What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

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What's brown and sticky? Shit

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Do you want to hear a racist joke? I hate black people...

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

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What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

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if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

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Why did the leper go back into the shower? he missed a spot.

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you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

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My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

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I can't see my forehead

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what is patrick wilson? smart

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Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

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Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

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Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

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Nyan cat had pancakes for breakfast.

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Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

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Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

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JUSTIN BIEBER PERFUME!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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