What's black, brown and red? My dog as a serial killer

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(Guy)That's what she said. (His Girlfriend) And who is this she.

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose body parts were all adequate and thus could not perform any odd sexual acts upon himself.

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Yo mama is so fat she probably has diabetes, poor circulation in her extremities, and cannot ride anything at Disney World.

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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What do you call a gay dog? Steve

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Two penguins are sitting in the bathtub, the first one says to the second one "pass the soap." The other penguin says," what do I look like a radio?"

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What did the black man say to the man from Kyrgyzstan? I've never heard of your country before.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

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what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

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what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below! no

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What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

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A lysdexic man tries to spell rentally metarded.

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how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

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Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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