Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

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Why did the women knock on the door? she needed to do a shit

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How do you stop a bus ? Put 3 small children in front of it Whats sad about 3 children who died in a bus crash ? They were my kids. How do you know if you're blind ? You run in to a wall

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What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

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What is worse then a worm in your apple? 2 worms in your apple.

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What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

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A guy walks into a bar. The universe instantly shatters around him under the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through the void amongst the shards of his broken reality. This is the worst joke ever.

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So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

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I'm homeless.

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

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roses are cows violets are oranges im mental are you too

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There is a mountain and there are three men, One is asian and the two others are black and white. "This is for my people!" Said the asian man when he was falling for his death. "This is for my people!" Yelled the african american. Then he takes the American man and throws him off the mountain

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Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

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do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

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how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

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What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

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a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

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1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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What's better than sex? Nothing

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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