Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 'Cause 7 slept with 8 and punched 4 in the face.

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Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

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What happens when you step on Jupiter? You cannot.

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Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

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How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

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What rhymes with you? You.

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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if life hands u melons, make melonade.

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guess what? WHAT? Idk.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

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Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

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Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

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whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

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How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

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A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

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If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, a poor african child probably has nothing and is starving to death while you and Chuck debate on how to spend your five dollars.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

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Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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2 men walk into a bar. The first man proceeds to fall on the ground and let out a string of obscenities, obviously in excruciating pain. The second man, fearing that he may have suffered some sort of concussion, immediately goes to his doctor and gets checked out. He is still awaiting results.

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