Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

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What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

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What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

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What's bue and sticky? -A blue stick.

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I like boys!!!!! CC

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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why did the lady fall out the window? someone threw axe at her

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What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? - It was dead.

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How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

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aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

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Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

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Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

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What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

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What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

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How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

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this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

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How come Tommy isn't allowed to sing anymore? Because he has a punctured artery, collapsed lung, fractured ribcage, and a failed organ...

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

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