Whats white and looks like a bunny? a rabbit

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You know what you can do with your offer to 'help'? Await another opportunity please I appreciate it much.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

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*knock knock* "who's there?" "me, the person who knocked..duh"

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Why was Timmy dirty? Because he was buried

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What's the difference between a plum and bunny? They're both purple, except the bunny.

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Q: What did Delaware? A: A black dress. She was on her way to her father's funeral.

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yo mama is fat shes fat

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This is apparently the only way to get to the "under review" section.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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what did hitler say before he turned on the gas who are you calling a dick dina

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What's big, yellow, and can't swim? A school bus.

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

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What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

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A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

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That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

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Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

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Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

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Q. Why did the rooster switch on the TV? A. Just for some hentertainment!

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Have you heard the one about the monkey who jumped off the roof? Neither have I.

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YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

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What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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