Why did the blonde make pasta even though she had a gluten allergy? She had some Italian friends coming over. Also she bought some gluten-free pasta and sauce so she wouldn't need to be hospitalized.

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a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

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You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

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Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

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why was the cat black it was a black cat

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What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

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Why did the man die? He got shot!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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what did the window say to the other window nothing they are both inanimate objects

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

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??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

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A man walks into a bar and the the llama next store sprouted wings and flew Then a potato says hi to a iPod but unfortunatly the iPod can't talk. Meanwhile hello kitty and ducks wage a nuclear war and the rise of ostriches Started. The a giant cucumber started falling of mt. Everest and killed many Flying platipuses were saved. Then aliens started invading and the world ended.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

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is mayonnaise an instrument?

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Q: What time do you see a Chinese dentist? A: Never because China has a flawed healthcare system due to overpopulation. It is a sad and sobering reality of the plight of the Chinese citizens.

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Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

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A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is a highly unlikely circumstance due to the fact that there are no wild chickens and most chicken coops are nowhere near a road

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Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

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Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

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Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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