Knock, knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest!

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What's worse than the Broncos losing the Superbowl? Your iPhone not working anymore

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

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What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the farmer cross the road? To pick up the dead chicken

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A hero is nice to everyone, but one person. who is that? Your mom. WOOOOOOOT!! YOU JUST GOT MUSCLEMANED!!!!

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What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

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Roes are red Violets are blue I felt silly for writing this Because violets are violet.

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Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

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Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

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Row, row, row your... Canoe.

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Q: What is worse than The Apocalypse? A: Darkseid, Thanathos, Red Hulk, Onslaught, come on The Apocalypse cant even beat the X-men! Moral: "I AM THE APOCALYPSE, YOU ARE NOT FIT TO SURVIVE!"

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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Why coulden't the fish swim? He got poked in the eye with my nipple. My nipples get really big when I'm swimming in cold water.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Shoes, socks, and mittens.

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A little boy and a pedafile are walking through the forest at night. The little boy says "I'm scared." The pedafile says "You're scared? I have to walk home alone."

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What did the phone say to the man? Ring ring.

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Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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