Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Time to get a watch

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

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What do you get if you cross a man and a horse? Severe internal bleeding.

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Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

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What's the difference between a soldier and a black man? A black man lives a normal life, probably working a full time job to bring income to his family. A soldier has seen his friends killed right before his very eyes, has probably killed, and most likely has night terrors accompanied by the sounds of gunshots and grenades. He will suffer trauma up until he dies of a heart attack in his mid 80's after experiencing a terrifying flashback of life in the war.

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What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

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A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

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How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

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I met an Asian man in Beijing, and he had very small feet. You know why? He was a midget.

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Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

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i dont fisish anythi

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Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

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What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

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greetings ZOE. WHAAA BANNANNAS ROCK MAH WORLD. WHY DID THE TRAIN CRASH? ....BECAUSE THE CONDUCTOR WAS A PIECE OF CHEESE! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. WELL LOVE YA CHICAS. PEACE AND BLESSINZ. SALUTATIONS, isabel.

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BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

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what did the right wing jew say after he was arrested for murder? bt we went through the holocust

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how do you make an idiot laugh? tell him a joke from antijoke

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Male penises.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick!

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Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

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