What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

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O.J. Simpson. What would you do in that situation?

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Why did the woman accuse a black man of stealing from a bank? Because she was eating a cornmuffin on the bench across the street when she saw a black man,stealing money from a bank

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Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

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Why did the fisherman die on a fishing trip? He had a heart attack.

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why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

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What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

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How do you stop a car from crashing into a wall? -You can't, you are welcome to try, but please don't.

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

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a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

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What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

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how do you get to your favorite chinese restaurant? Wok.

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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Thank you Nero, this might not sound apropiate at all, but I am in love with you and have always been, and just want you to know that what I love the most about you is your spirit, your kindness, and sincerely, how you make me feel safe, I think its that you are dead honest to the point where you insult people asking for your opinion, I never had to question what you really mean or want, you just say it out loud, I love you, I realize it must be strange hearing that from someone you see as a daughter, I remember my father too well to consider you one, but I guess I always considered you a hot big brother of sorts. You are 32 huh? You always knew did you not? Why that secret of all things? Ill be arriving as soon as those trained killers of yours show by, and man are they fast and loyal, only you could inspire that love. I know your name is Nero, but I would not mind calling you Axel or at least knight, that's what you have always been for me.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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Knock knock Whos there? A rapist. Go away I'm calling the police!! (The rapist then proceeds to break open the door, beat the woman repeatedly with a baseball bat, and then rapes her)

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How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

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Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? The two ships suffered major damageand sank, killing over 100 people. The families of the passengers mourned their loss.

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Why did the blind man die? He had eye surgery and the doctor told him when he first opened his eyes there would be a very bright light, turns out he also had alzheimers and wandered onto the train tracks

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

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Why do immigrants move to the UK? To seek a better life

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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