A baby seal walks into a club.

What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

Knock knock. Who's there? Me. ME?!

whats worse than Brussels sprouts brussels sprouts that has petite vegetation, lack of sun causing mold and placed in a septic tank.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

Poop

Q: What did the first kid say to the second kid before he handed him a pencil? A: May I have a pencil?

What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

A Muslim walks out of a bar... Because he doesn't drink alcohol

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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