Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

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Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

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What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got revenge And you got big boobs. :3 Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad poet Now i'm dead. O_O

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Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

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Uh, summa lumma dooma lumma you assuming I'm a human What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman Innovative and I'm made of rubber, so that anything you say is Ricochet in off a me and it'll glue to you And I'm devastating more than ever demonstrating How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating Never fading, and I know that haters are forever waiting For the day that they can say I fell off, they'll be celebrating 'Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated

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seek beauty

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What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

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If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

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what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

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What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

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Roses are red Violets are red The grass is red OH MY GOD, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

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why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

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what do you think when you see someone throw a man with no arms and legs into the ocean? chances of survival are minimal

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What did the black man say to the asian man? hello.

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Your mom walked into a bar and got kicked out cause there's no dogs allowed.

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A priest, a rabbi and an imam walked into a bar and had a great time because all of them worship the same God. (Obs: The imam ordered only soft drinks)

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Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

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Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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Why did the family have no Christmas tree this year? Because they are Jewish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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