Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

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Why did the most interesting man in the world refuse to eat his buttered toast? It just so happens that the cook accidentally used stale bread, causing it to taste unsatisfactory.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

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This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

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What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

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whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

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What has wheels and spins round and round? A dog in a wheelchair.

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well, I'm dying of AIDS, so....

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Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

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Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

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Where is the best place to hold a bridal shower? The Kitchen

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

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Why was Mrs. Clause mad at Santa Clause? Because he was hanging out with three hoes, Ho, Ho, and Ho

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what's famous and sounds like a type of food? a famous artist's name slightly modified to include the name of a food

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What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

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What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

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