What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

thumb_up thumb_down +34

Stealth baseballs record

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Why did the man with no legs go into the shoe store?

thumb_up thumb_down +77

What's clear and wet? water

thumb_up thumb_down +2

your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Your mom goes to college

thumb_up thumb_down -28

2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Whats wrong Nero? What happened? Please pick up the phone, I am trying to call you, but it just goes from dialing to changing tunes, please do not be upset with me, what did I do wrong? I thought we had an understanding, please just pick up the phone, if you already have my number and all you got nothing to lose...

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Your mother is so old that she is dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

YEAH THEY DO!

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Boy, do I love chicken strips. Sometimes, when I’m home alone, I’ll take some chicken strips fresh out of the oven and rub them in my scalp. It doesn’t do much for my hair health, but I like the way they feel running through my strands of hair. The flakey coating, smooth white meat, and warmth. Yum.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why did the kid eat so much ice cream? Because he wanted to eat ice cream.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops