-Knock Knock -Who's there? -To. - To Who? -To whom.

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A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

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Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

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whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

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An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

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everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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what's 9+10? 19, not 21

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AHAHAHAHAHA XD I cant for the life of me imagine Donald Duck accusing anyone of being a seducer XD, my eyes are tearing up XD If I do not type anything more, its because I died of laughter and joy XD But those "cartoons" where made for adults, ever seen steamboat Willie? That is one of my favorites, I always liked Mickey Mouse a bit better, Donald kinda changed a lot.

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Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

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Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

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Do u take sugar?

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Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

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How did th-A fridge.

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Want to hear a good joke? The NBA.

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What is a vampire's favourite dessert? Vampires aren't real.

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

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Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

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What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

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How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

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Women Sports.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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