- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 7 ate 9.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

why was it funny that the boy got a razor for christmas because he had leukemia

A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. Since the man understands the meanings of most common phrases he responds in the correct and expected manner.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

A serial killer walks into a bar... He is finally arrested after killing several people within the bar, goes to court, and it was decided that he is suffering from a rare case of maddening schizophrenia, and sent indefinitely to a mental hospital...

How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

I got 99 problems... and an indeterminate number of them are bitches.

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

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