How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

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what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

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i hate this glue. give me one new or i will poo.

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A Chinese man a Mexican and an American are all on a plane. They are all trying to get rid of stuff they have to much of in their country. The chinese man throws out a bowl of rice and says " we have to many of these in our country" the mexican throws out a taco and says " we have to many of these in our country" the American throws out the mexican and says "we have to many of these in our country"

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A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

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whats the dif...mexicans are gay

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third seeing the protruding bar goes home to find his entire family dead from anthrax.

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GIVE

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What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

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Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

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why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

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WTF BOOOOOM

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Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

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Yo mama is so fat, when she went for a swim at the beach, she had a GREAT time.

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

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What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

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Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

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Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

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Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

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Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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