A quadrapeldgic walks no where

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What did the 3 bears say when they saw goldielocks sleeping in their bed? Nothing. Bears can't talk so they ate her.

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A thin man walks into a Grocery Store. He trips, hits his head and is killed instantly. There are several children present and they are scarred for life.

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(speaking to an orphan) knock, knock who's there not your parents

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What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

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The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"

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What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

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Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

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row row row your boat gently down the stream rape

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WTF BOOOOOM

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whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? being wrongly accussed of a crime you didnt commit because of your race, and being put on death row

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Knock Knock? whos there? The man at the door then finds himself thinking what his last name is as he lately got amnesia

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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How do gay guys have sex with women?? They dont, they are gay.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a women. Why can't Stephen Hawking speak freely with his voice? Because he's autistic.

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What's long, hard, and wet? A difficult college exam that fell in a puddle of water

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There was once a man with a penis so huge, his girlfriend liked their sexual experiences very much. A year later they got married and had kids, however the man got fired from his accounting job and it all went downhill.

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A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

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this is stupid .... yep

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Obama Getting Re-Elected.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Well, she did.

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