Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

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Two gay guys hosted a barbecue. The music and food was great. Everyone had a good time.

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If you'd turn to page 43 you will find the homework. Have a good weekend!

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What's Brown and dirty? Dirt

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What do friends and trees have in common? They will both fall over after being hit multiple times with an ax.

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You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

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What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? They were all human beings

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Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

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your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

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What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

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How do you change your dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

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whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts. whats worse than 2 holocausts? i rotten banana. whats worse than a rotten banana? 2 rotten bananas.

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Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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If Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee got in a fight, who would win? Chuck Norris, since Bruce Lee is dead.

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one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

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i love weed i fuc king really do i fuc king love smoking weed with you.And i love a fat spliff and i love a fat bong why cant we all just sing along!!!

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

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JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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