- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

What starts with "m" and rhymes with monkey? Platypus

Q: How do you fit 30 Jews in one car? A: Two in the front, two in the back, and the rest in the ash tray.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a pair of shoes and gloves

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

I hate black people. Because their black.

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

What did the pear say to the plum? Nobody knows - the plum was deaf and didn't hear, the pear knows only dirty words in sign language, and there was nobody else around to overhear.

Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

What's the difference between 2 flies? Their DNA

Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? He got many things, because everyone felt bad for him. Someone even brought him into their house so he could have Christmas dinner. On Christmas Day someone gave him fifty dollars to spend on food for his family. Only thing is, he didn't have a family.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

What did the goose say to the other goose? Honk!

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to probably balance himself.

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