An Amish man walks into a bar. He then orders a non-alcoholic beverage due to the temperance practices of the Amish faith.

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Whats the difference between a Bicycle and a duck? They Both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

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how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

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What did the clown say when his car broke down? Sh*t!

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Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

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The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

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how many dead babies can fit in a microwave? 3 1/2

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

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What's the difference between Vagisil and Black People? They are disgusting!

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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Fred used to only visit his parents in the hospitals on weekends, because that was his only free time. Now his parents are dead and he has more free time.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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You should periodically review the most up-to-date version of the Terms of Service. Oh you.

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Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

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I like my coffee like i like my woman.... with big titis.

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A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

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What's worse than getting tripped? Getting shot.

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

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Jesus was born and rased a jew

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I was sitting next to a man with jelly in one ear and peanut butter in the other, so I turned to him and said "Are you a trifle deaf?" and he said "No, I'm mentally ill."

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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