Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

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Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

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What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

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Person 1) Yo mama's so fat Person 2) My mother died in a horrible car accident last week

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Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

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The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

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If you don't live in the country, where do you live? The ocean.

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Lebron James vs. Kobe Bryant

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Chuck Norris walked into a bar. He was greeted with much respect considering he was a talented actor.

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guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey..I forget the rest but your mother is a whore.

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Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

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falling didnt make the difference

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

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Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because his work office was there and if he had not crossed, he would have had to get back in his car and parked in the company parking space therefore taking more time and costing a small but significant amount of money

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why did the shark bite the surf board? It thought it was turtle.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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