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knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

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why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!!!!!!¡¡¡¡

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%3c%2fa%3e%3c%2fh3%3e alert("The Game."); %3cScR%69pt%2ffoo%3eev%61l%28%27ale%27+%27ert%28%29%27%29;

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

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What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

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In this case, its black operations, but simply in the term that its a well secret something, its not a lets say, organization that breaks the law, kidnaps listens to phones uses wires, which the FBI does. And when I mean I am a employee, I might have spoken a bit over my head here (sorry, lightheaded), you could well, simply put, I am something between a delivery boy and a mercenary, not the kind that shoots and kills (my shape sucks anyways), but rather the kind that "facilitates" communications between organizations... Thats all I can say without breaking laws that technically do not exist.

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what is fat, sweaty, and italian? Italians

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Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

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Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

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Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

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What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

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roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

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Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

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A vegetarian walked into a butcher Luckily he realized where he was and walked out!

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What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

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a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

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What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Where's my tractor?

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