what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

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What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

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What did the mexican do when 3 INS workers came to his house? He showed them his papers and it turns out he was a natural born US citizen. The mexican then proceeded to invite the INS into his home for a cup of coffee but they respectfully declined

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Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

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How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

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A man walks into a bar. Wait, no, it was a horse. A man walks into a horse

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What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

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A little girl had a sleepover with her friends. They watched a movie, then went to bed at a reasonable time. /

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Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

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What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

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why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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What do you call a cat that growls? A cat

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Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

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Poop

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How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a terrorist.

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raping black women

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Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

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what happend when a blind guy tried to save a guy from a fire big mistake they both died

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There is a young boy called Clive, and his dad asks him what he wants for his birthday: "I would like one yellow golf ball please dad" he said. Of course, his father was quite surprised by his son's request, but nevertheless, he got him a yellow golf ball for his birthday. A few years later, clive does amazingly well at school and gets all As in his final exams. Filled with pride and love for his son, his father says to him: "I can't begin to tell you how proud i am of you, Clive. In fact, you can have a preasant! What do you want?" Clive thinks for a moment. "i would like one hundred yellow golf balls please!" His father was a bit annoyed at his strange request, but neverrtheless, gave Clive his yellow golf balls. A few years later, Clive wins the gold medal at the olymics for the 100m sprint. His father is very proud: "Son, i am so happy about the way you've turned out. You make me so proud. Is there anything you want me to do for you?" "can i have 1000 yellow golf balls please" Now his father got annoyed, he thought Clive was taking the piss. Eventually though, he calmed down and got clove the golf balls. Unfortunatley, Clive gets diagnosed with a deadly disease. His father is heartbroken. And as clive is lying on the hospital bed, his father moves close and speaks to him. "Son" he said, tears welling up in his eyes, "I just want to ask you one thing." "Ok," Clive said, as he too started to get emotional. "Why on earth did you want all those golf balls?" Clive looked deep into his father's eyes, as he took his last breath said: "I wanted them because- ack -splutter- ack" And he died.

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Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

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Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

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