Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

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I like to eat people

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Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

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why did summer hit the child because the child is jackson

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I'm gay.

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What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

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a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

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what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

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so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

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What do you call a group that has a microphone, a bass, two guitars and a drum kit? A Band

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What is the saddest part of a Jew's life? The fact that every single day the world turns more and more 'jokingly' anti-semetic until the point that the Jewish people have become so overwhelmed by depression that they begin committing suicide until the point of Jewish extinction.

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Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

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Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

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A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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What did the coach do to the player Coached the player

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A woman walks into a bar and orders a pint of ale. "Are you a Lesbian?", joked the barman. "Yes", replied the woman.

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Tell somebody that someone told you they look like an owl. When they say "Who?" laugh in their face

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i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

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penis that is all

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What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

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What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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