Did you hear about the deer? He had antlers. If antlers where a kind of disease, that would be a pun.

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What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

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Why did the black man jump off the cliff? He was in a spiraling depression due to recently being laid off at work, his troubled home life, and the recent death of his sister.

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Knock knock Who's there? Amy winehouse Amy winehouse who? Amy winehouse died by falling down a flight of stairs.

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why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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I had a really funny joke about a dead baby...but I threw it out

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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A man walks into a bar and brings a Snickers. He gets a beer, eats the candy, and leaves leaving the wrapper. The bartender is angry with the littering but cleans it up and serves another customer.

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Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

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Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

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What do you call a white guy with a taller black woman? A man in a deeply committed relationship.

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Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

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How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

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Two Jews, three Nazis, and a black guy go into a bar. Where they have a spirited debate about Canadian football. And leave without coming to any conclusions.

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Why black people are so good at football? Because they have white feet.

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What do you call the alarm system in a failing inner-city school? A dumbbell!

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What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

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why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

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Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

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Whats the difference between a Bicycle and a duck? They Both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

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A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

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A gay man watches football.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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