Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

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Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

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What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

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A man walks into a bar with a pack of Marlboros and promptly starts to light a cigarette. The bartender rushes over to stop him. "Hey! We don't allow smoking in here chump! Take it outside." The man replies with a big grin on his face. "Oh no sir. These ain't no ordinary cigarettes. My granddad gave me this pack a decade ago on his death bed." He pulls it out and shows the bartender 19 stale smokes. "He told me that any who took a single drag off any of them would have their biggest wish come true." the man recalled. The bartender had a perplexed look on his face and yelled "What the f*** are you talking about? Get out of here before I curb check your a**!" The man was then hastily escorted out by security. He then died 4 days later from autoerotic asphyxiation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

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What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

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Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

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How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

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What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

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Justin Beiber

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smug face >:}

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roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

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Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

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What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

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What starts with P and ends with orn? Porn

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A: Knock knock! B: Come in.

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How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

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A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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