whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

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Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter ponder with cheese.

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What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

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alert('The Game')

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Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

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how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

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To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

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Why did the kid fall off his swing? Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

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Someone told me about this website.

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A bear walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender knows that bears can't talk and realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and rolls over to tell his wife about the dream. She hears the joke, but turns away from him and pretends to be asleep. Then the bartender begins to cry. His marriage is in shambles.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Does this smell like chloroform to you?

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My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

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you: "hey, is your refrigerater running?" random, confusded individual: "yeah" you: "oh."

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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You know what's funny? Clowns.

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The snails are salting one by one Hurrah! Hurrah! They fizzle up until they're gone Hurrah! Hurrah! We salt the snails and hear their wails As they melt and die! The snails are salting two by two Hurrah! Hurrah! They melt until there's only goo Hurrah! Hurrah! We salt the snails and hear their wails As they melt and die! The snails are salting three by three Hurrah! Hurrah! Some shells and slime is all I see Hurrah! Hurrah! We salt the snails and hear their wails As they melt and die! The snails are salting four by four Hurrah! Hurrah! We shaker-salt them even more Hurrah! Hurrah! We salt the snails and hear their wails As they melt and die!

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What happens when two jews meet in the bus ? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it's not worth telling a joke about that.

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if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

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