A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

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my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

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I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

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Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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what do you call a monkey? a monkey

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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A man walked into this bar, and said ouch.

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I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

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Knock knock Who's there? Impatient Hellen Keller. Impatient Hellen Keller who? ...

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

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Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

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Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

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A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

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Women's rights...

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walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

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What do you get when you cross and unicorn with a loaf of bread? Cantaloupe

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An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

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Your mom

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why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

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Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

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What do you call a black midget with no legs and has 11 fingers? A human being

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

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Anti Joke

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