A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

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What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

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What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

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The AIDS patient was gay

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

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What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

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What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

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Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

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You know whats better than cold pizza? Winning a nobel prize.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? Sitting on a black man is just plain rude.

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try slamming a revolving door

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My mom.

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Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why can't men give birth? Because men do not not have the reproductive organs required to give life to a new born child.

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

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A girl dropped her pencil while sitting next to her bf... She glanced at his phone while he was texting a message that said "I love you"... The girl jumped up and called him every name she could think of and left the room... The message was to his mother! She didn't listen and left him... He killed himself because she left him... She killed herself because he killed himself... Moral of the story: Don't drop you pencil!

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roses are red violets are blue last time i dropped something this hard it ended world war 2?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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