Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

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Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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what do you call a black man on a killing spree? whatever his xbox live gamertag is. that would probably be most appropriate

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

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A dog walks into a bar and succumbs to heartworm.

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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

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acuna

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tuna fish dolphins sharks idk

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YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

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A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

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What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

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Knock Knock Come in!

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How many average men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

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Why are asians so smart? Because they study very hard and learn the material.

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

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Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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