what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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Three black men was in a car. They were going on holiday.

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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A duck walks into a bar and orders 2 beers and a shot. The bartender says "That'll be four fifty." The duck says he doesn't have any money and asks if the bartender can put it on his bill. The bartender says "No." He then picked the duck up by the neck and raped him mercilessly. "That's what he gets" one patron said. "Yeah, he was asking for it"

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he can't come anyway.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

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What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

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Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

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What did the man with aids say? "I'm dying and there is nothing you can do about it"

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Why can't Hellen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

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A man walks into a music store and hears dubstep playing in the background and he says, "Ugh! I hate dubstep!" Suddenly the clerk gets extremely offended and says, "Haters gonna be gay!" The man chuckles at the clerk's remark and shakes his head. "No no no silly," He said. "Haters gonna not be deaf." He says shaking his head as he walks out. The clerk tries to elaborate on what the man meant, but he realizes he cannot hear his thoughts.

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Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

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knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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Soo if ur on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Pickle.

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What did the 16 year old boy say to the obese girl who failed at typing? "sucks for you bitch-face."

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

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why was the 40 year old still a virgin? it doesnt know either.

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