Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

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Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

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what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

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-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

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Yo mama so fat she at the rest of this joke.

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Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DONT THUMBS UP THIS LIKE POST THIS ON 20 MESSAGES OR YOU'RE BEST MAKE THE MOST OF YOUR LIFE WITHIN THE NEXT 7 DAYS

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I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

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Sarah Palin walks into a bar and the bartender tells her to get the f*&k out.

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Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

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whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

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your all shit at jokes

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Given the unlikely circumstance in which an elephant actually does sit on your fence, it is equally unlikely said elephant would be able to do so unseen by witnesses, of whom you may ask what time the event occurred. Assuming your witness thought to look at the time befor calling animal control.

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What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

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Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

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why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

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A white man asks a black man, "Did you fall into a chimney?" and laughs. The man proceeds to wash off his hands and face to reveal beautiful, dark-brown skin. Then they both joke about it because they are best friends.

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Why did the car stop? There was a fridge in the road

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Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

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antonis sister is mighty fine

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Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

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Racecar is spelled the same forwards and backwards. Masturbation does not work.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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