What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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What do you call a black man on your front porch? -Racism is a serious and non humorous problem.

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How does a black man put puzzles together? First, he locates the four corners. Next, he begins filling in the sides. Finally, he uses the picture on the box to fill in the center. It can be a very tedious process if he is not paying attention.

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How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

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Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

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you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

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Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet But i have commitment issues So I'd rather just be friends at this point in our relationship.

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What did the convicted necrophiliac pedophile do when he found a dead baby? He reported it to the authorities because despite his past habits and behaviour, and after years of rehabilitation he became a responsible and considerate citizen

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

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What's funny? At the exact moment you read this, someone is suffering from domestic abuse.

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Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

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How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

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What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at rhyming Refridgerator

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I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

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A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

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I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

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How to kill a mocking bird? Stab it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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