Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's red, blue & green all over?

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what did the ginger say to the other ginger? I dont now i dont speak GINGER!!!

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What drink is dark yellow and freshly squeezed from one of the most healthy snacks? Piss.

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Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

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Why did the blond get fired from the M&M factory? Repeated absences and stealing.

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i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

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What did the dog say when the woman put a sweater on him? Nothing, dogs can't talk and he has no idea what is going on

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How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

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Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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How do you fit four gays on a barstool? You turn it upside down

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a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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Once upon a time, there was an ugly duckling. All the other ducklings made fun of the ugly duckling for being so ugly, and the little duckling felt bad. "Why do I have to be such an ugly duckling?," he asked. However one day, the duckling grew up and became........well, an ugly duck. Turns out he was just an ugly duck. The end.

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Three men walk into a bar because they were all blind.

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Text this number just cuz 16305208722

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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