Michael walked into a bar, The rest of the bar initially erupted with laughter until the his carer made everybody aware that Michael suffered from brittle bones and that he had actually fractured his hip after colliding with the bar. People then understood the gravity situation as the bartender immediately dialled the emergency services. Michael managed to recover physically from the accident but to this day he is still scarred from the laughter aimed at him the night of his accident and is too afraid to return to the bar again in fear of being mocked despite the misunderstanding of the situation.

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How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

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Why did the egg crossed the road? If X = chicken and C = the speed of light, then 2 to the power of the road which is 12 feet across times X/C = egg

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

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Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

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Freddie Mercurys teeth

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How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

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Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

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why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

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Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

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a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

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Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

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what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

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What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

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why did the chinken cross the rode? why? to get to the gay persons house. Knock, Knock. Who's there. the chicken.

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Xzibit

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Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass

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Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

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What's dead? Your mum.

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

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How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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