What does Helen Keller order at McDonalds? Food.

What do you call an Arab flying a plane over New York? The Pilot.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

What's the difference between women and a bucket? before 1923, women didn't have the right to vote. Bucket's still don't.

Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

Q. How do you make an oil lamp turn off? A. Break it.

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they're both dead.

I like to eat people

Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

Dave: Hey, Doug! How was your day? Doug: My mother is dead.

Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

What did the Dementia sufferer get for Christmas?

why do you care?

What do you call a smart blond? There aren't any so there shouldn't be a name for it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Mind your own business.

What did little Jimmy say when he saw a group of dancing blue penguins dressed as cannibal clowns with saucers on their head ? "What the f*ck"

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

whats white and gooy liguid goop

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Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

wanna hear a joke? women rights. -ZombieUr

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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