you are black i am black except for your big hairy ass

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They say those with anti-humour are the wisest.

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

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How do you scare Chris Ferguson? No one knows, he always has a pokerface on.

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Did you know there is a whole country occupied with twins? It's called China

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Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

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Q: How many 3 go into the number 102,351? A: Yes.

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How do you make a dead baby float? -you take your foot off its head.

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What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your porch? Matt.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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one time, a fancy business man walked into a bar. but then he figured out that he wasnt supposed to be there. so he politely apologized to the mortician an and he granted him permission to exit the closet.

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What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

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version 2 knock knock, whose there FU CK FU CK who FU CK YOU

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What does a joke and an anti-joke have in common? Nothing, since "anti-" refers to the opposite of the word that it is modifying.

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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How do you save a black man from drowning? You throw him a flotation device.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's coop was faulty and thus it escaped.

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What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

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What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

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Why did the corpse come to life? Because number 5 is alive!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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