Two guys walk into a bar the third guy ducks

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You just threw a fireman and a baby out of a skyscraper... who arrived earth first? Adam and Eve. Moral: Because theology is bullshit.

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How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? Get a ladder and help her down.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb??? I don't know don't ask me when I'm asking you the question!!!

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What did the guy who dropped his iPhone do? He went out and bought a knew one.

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A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

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One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

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Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - I lied, it was a goat.

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What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

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What happens when a black man is alone the KKK appears

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

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how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

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your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

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YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

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What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

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What did little Jimmy say when he saw a group of dancing blue penguins dressed as cannibal clowns with saucers on their head ? "What the f*ck"

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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