Wheelchair high jump

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Your momma is so dumb she'd starve if she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store. -Actually my mom has a pHD in Nutritional Science. If she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store, she'd utilize that knowledge to maintain a balanced diet until a way was made available for her to return home.

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why did the boy have no friends? cause he was smelly

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one day i went on a swing, somone pushed me and i fell broke my leg,cracked three ribs, cut my lip, fractured my toe and died of internal bleeding to my brain.

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A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

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What do you get when a bulldog and shitzu reproduce? A litter of extremely cute puppies.

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A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

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Q: what do you call a drunk blond? A: a cab

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If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

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What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

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what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

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How do you get your mom off a clown? hit your mom with an axe

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Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

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yo momma's so fat she sat on a tiny chair and relaxed.

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Why did Eduardo cross the road. The same reason he crossed the border.

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What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

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I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cook Pu. Ok then. Kelvin Yang.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

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Men don't cum twice easily. That's why Jesus hasn't been around for awhile.

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Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

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Anti Joke

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