- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk! Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

There is a bird and a squirrel in a tree. Later, as a farmer walked past, the squirrel ate the bird.

What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

** * * ** * * ? I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was ** hilarious.

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Siblings are like sharks, they usually stop biting you when you stab them in the eyes

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms, legs, and an eyepatch A: Names

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