what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

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Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

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Q.) What did the boy do when he got home? A.) He repeatedly cried due to the large amount of bullying he faced at school. He had constantly tried to contact his parents and teachers for help yet no one would listen. The boy was found dead in his room the next day. Poor kid.

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ARE YOU READY FOR THE OLDEST ANTIJOKE EVER WRITTEN: HERE IT COMES....... THE MOST ANCIENT OF THEM ALL...... ARE YOU READY?????? HERE WE GO...... Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! THAT'S RIGHT. THIS IS IN FACT AN ANTI JOKE - "...ends with such an anti climax...the lack of punchline is the punchline."

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2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

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Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

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a horse walks into a bar except it wasn't a horse it was Sarah Jessica Parker

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EVERYBODY THUMB THIS JOKE DOWN

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1 fish 2 fish red fish wait why is the fish red , oh I forgot I killed it

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April showers bring may flowers, may flowers bring pilgrims, pilgrims bring diseases, diseases bring death, death brings... Well it's just death.

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Q. What's the difference between a Mcdonalds employee and a gynecologist? A. They have different jobs.

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Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

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If a quiz is a quizical then what is a test? an Exam.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ........ It turns out it was Helen Keller.

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Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

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whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

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Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

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Click here for free sandwich.

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What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

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What do you have if you have a green ball in your right hand and a green ball in your left hand? Two green balls.

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I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

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whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

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A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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