A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

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How do you kill zombie Jesus? You can't.

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A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

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Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

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Why did the black man give his seat to a white man? Because the white man had a leg injury, and the black man was being a courteous good samaritan.

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Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

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What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

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What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

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Why was the little boy late to church? He was getting raped by the priest. ....the priest was late too.

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Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

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your mom.

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How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

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A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue. Wouldn't want to be caught in the crossfire.

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Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

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Chrysanthemums our orange violettes are musical

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a man died

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Feet

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

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A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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What does Helen Keller put at the end of every sentence? A period.

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why did your parents die? because I thought it was funny...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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