Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

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Neil Lewis

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What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

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What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

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Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

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Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

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3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

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Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

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why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

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"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

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So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

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Where would you find a dog with one leg? Possibly in a vet's surgery, or in an animal rescue home or being cared for by a loving owner.

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You can't choose your family, so choose someone else's.

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my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

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Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

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What's just not right? Left

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"Do you live in the United States?", said the man. "no." said the other man, "cool beans", said the woman.

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cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

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hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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