black chicken. kfc

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what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink, drinks his drink, and leaves.

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The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

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What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

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What do people say? words.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

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OIO

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Why did the teacher yell at her students? The class was acting completely inappropriate and she felt it was necessary to discipline them so the current situation won’t repeat its self.

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How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because you didn't fuking cook to -.-

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Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

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ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

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how do you warm someone up? you set their house on fire.

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oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

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What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

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What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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It was a dark night, I was walking home from the shops in town, The wind was whistling through my damp hair, My spine tingled and i tucked my hands under my stinking pits. I felt like someone was watching me, I walked faster the breath was warm on my kneck i turned around. It was gary glitter he pulled down my pants and gave me the best sucky i ever had. We kissed and i tasted the cheese from my knob. In all garry glitter has a giant knob

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What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

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What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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