What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

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Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

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What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Why did the boy kill his father? Because he was molesting him.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually 6 wasn't afraid of 7 because numbers have are not living things, therefore have no consciousness or emotions, meaning that numerical digits can not have a fear or be afraid of another number.

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What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

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One watermelon said the the other watermelon, "you are looking mighty plump today", the other watermelon didn't say anything because watermelons cant talk

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Dead babies.

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What do you call a black man that goes to college? A student..

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wanna hear a joke? no

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he could beat the oncoming car.

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a blond a her blond boyfriend were walking acrossed a river. she gose over the river but the ramp brecks when she's past. her boyfriend says wait until night and I'll get a flashlight and shine it acrossed get on the light beem and walk acrossed.she says no when I'm haf way acrossed you will turn the light off.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

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How many women are in the world? a little over 3.2 billion because statistics show that there are roughly 51-52% females in the whole population of humans

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What do you get when you have 10 kids in a church? A lot of rape cases.

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So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

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Q. Why did the friend say to the other friend "Your soo gay!" A. Because he was gay..

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

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You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

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A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

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Q: What's worse than being forced to eat your veggies? A: Being forced to kill your parents with a carrot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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