Saggy Nipples By chan chan

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What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

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your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

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What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

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david weres the slug gone

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Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

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Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

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If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

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Men's rights.

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Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

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If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

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A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

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I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

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What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, oceans and beaches are both not alive, thus incapable of speech and feeling emotions

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Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

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If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

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what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

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Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

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I'm a like whore

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Yo mama is so stupid, she believes in god. God isn't real.

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what is worse than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? catching one with a pitchfork!!!!

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How do you make a bird drop a worm? Wring it's neck. P.S: If that anti-joke didn't persuade you to vote thumbs up for this post, then perhaps these delightful lyrics will convince you otherwise. I see them staring back at me They know my name The faces in the sky are looking for something more My friends have paper smiles and laugh at me in all my trials Their eyes are everywhere and see everything what do They need me And I need them See me And I see them Within The lines they've been burned in my mind It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow My pareidolia My friends have hollow eyes They're made of shapes and curvy lines Their eyes are everywhere and see everything what do They need me And I need them See me And I see them Within The lines they've been burned in my mind It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow [. From: http://www.elyrics.net/read/e/elena-siegman-lyrics/pareidolia-lyrics.html .] My pareidolia The loneliness is only missed when I am alone O yeah I might try to find my light tonight Hide my sight from eyes I try to fight My nine eyes of light die by the blight Ride white knight unite my plight tonight They're inside me They're inside me I'm inside out I'm inside out They're all around Within without Within without They're inside I'm outisde They're all around They're all around They're inside me I'm inside out They're all around Within without It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow My pareidolia la lalala lalala lalala lala

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