Why is six afraid of seven? Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness. Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary.

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a mom tell her kid not to play with knives ten years later tells her kid not to play with knives and the kid asks y and the mom says because ur older brother killed his father and himself playing with knives so the kid said mom i promise i wont do that then kils his mom and himself

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Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

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George Bush.

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Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

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Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

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hey justin

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Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

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roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

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So the docter saw the girl had a "M" on her chest during surgery. He asked her if he had a boyfreind from Michigan. She said "no, but i have a girlfreind from winsconsin, why do u ask?"rf

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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-Will you follow the live coverage of 86th Acacemy Awards? -No. -Are you anti-semitic?

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Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

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What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

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If I have 7 oranges in one hand and 8 oranges in the other, what do I have? Big hands!

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A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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Scene:restraunt Me:can I have a coke please? Waiter:sorry we don't have any, is Pepsi ok? Me:is monopoly money ok?

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Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

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whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

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So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

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A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

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