What is worse than reading an anti-joke relatively similar to the other? Walking in your front yard and realizing a zombie is eating your dead grandmother.

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A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

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How do you make Mandy Ann shut up? Clown Car

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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How do you kill a blonde? you shoot her.

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A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

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Q: What do you call a dog with metal balls and two-inch legs? A: Animatronic

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What did my grandma tell me during a funeral? Nothing. It's her funeral. She's dead.

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what is worse than a pile of dead babies? the one on the bottom trying to eat its way out of a pile of babies that have been poisoned.

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What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

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What is the difference between finding a dead black man on the street or a dead dog? There are tire marks in front of the dog.

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On a plane directed to Buffalo there are: an italian, a french and a greek. They all go there for tourism

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to.

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Q: What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

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They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

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Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

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A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue.

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two people are falling out of a plane, a blond and a brunnete who hit the ground first. the blond, the brunnete brought a parachute

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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