What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

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You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

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What do the pope and an orange have in common? They're both fruits. Except for the pope.

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What did the black man do with the piece of bacon? He ate it.

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What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

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So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

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When's the best time to go to the dentist? When you have an appointment.

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Dan O'Driscoll

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It's April Fool's Day and a little boy runs up to his mom. "Daddy hung himself! He's in the attic!" The mom runs up to the attic, but the dad's not there. The boy looks at his mom and says, "April fools! He's in the basement!"

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Why did the baby stop crying? Because he stopped breathing.

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if i could change the alphabet, i wouldn't its perfectly fine the way it is.

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All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

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If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

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What did the chicken say when it crossed the road? Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

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How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. V

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Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

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I really want to know something would all of you like to go on Suspension for 3 weeks? Mr Goodwin

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What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

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What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

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What did the family in debt get for Christmas.....a eviction notics.

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Women's Rights

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What did pinocchio want to become? Hepatitus free.

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