A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

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Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

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how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

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The moment where Perfect Cell returns declaring he has become "even more perfect" There is no level above perfect :P But sure Cell, strive to improve further on your "perfection", oh he is dead nevermind. Still my favorite character, narcissist, with a touch of class, and a sadistic personality, what more can you wish for?

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What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

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GRAAAAAAAR.

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What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

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What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

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how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

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Why was the little boy sad? Cause his mum died of a terminal illness. Why was the little girl sad? Cause she was his sibling.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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Womens rights.

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What do you get when you cross a blond with a plank of wood? A blond with a plank of wood on her head.

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

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What did batman say to robin before getting into the bat mobile? Don't touch my penis.

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An antijoke

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Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

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Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

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Your Mom is so fat... Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

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what is worse then going to school farlingaye

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what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

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A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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