A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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What did the blonde say when she tripped down the stairs? Nothing she was unconscious and had a serious concussion.

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What's my name? I don't know u tell me.

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My friend harris is fat.

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whats a joke

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Lol, listen, the suggestion lies in the "not not", you are using not twice in your mind, which under trance makes it so your subconcious registers that you are using a double negative while you consciously do not. Look back at the messages and register consciously that you and I have been using "not not" twice during the past messages, when the net shuts down here, you reinforce the "I will totally notnot, tell him" so the suggestion just gets stronger.

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What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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If you looked up stupid in Webster's dictionary, you wouldn't see a picture of yourself, because Webster's dictionary doesn't have pictures.

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Your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you're just a figment of my imagination.\

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had no arms.

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Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

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So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

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Is your refrigerator running? yeah oh...just wondering.

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Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

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Did you hear the one about the Gay Irish Politician who was running for President?! He withdrew his candidacy.

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Why did girl cry? Because she recently saw the messy demise of her parent's marriage.

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Why do men find it difficult to look each other in the eyes? The answer actually has deep routes in their psyche, subconsious, and psychological development as children.

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What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

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An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

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How is nothing something if it is nothing?...

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Two guys walk in a bar, and they die.

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Why couldn't the boy see? He was dead

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what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

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Anti Joke

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