why did i fall? i got pushed!

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Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

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Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped his mother

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Why did the boy die? He got shot in the face repeatedly.

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why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

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Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

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This is like another one: Terry is at work eating a cookie.. He drops his cookie. His co worker trys to pick it up, however he accidently stands on it. Turns out terry can keep a grudge, nine years later, he killed his co worker with a shovel.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

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Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

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A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

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What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

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A black guy WALKS out of prison.

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Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

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Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

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A priest walks into a bakers and asks for a loaf of bread , the baker asks "white or brown" the priest replies "it does not matter Sir I have my bike outside".

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What's long, hard, and wet? A difficult college exam that fell in a puddle of water

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What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

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how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

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knock knock GO AWAY I'M IN THE SHOWER

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Ask me if I am a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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