what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

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What do you call a book of notes? A notebook.

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What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

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ollie is a fag so are you

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Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

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Who does creatine? James Cornish

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I was watching Fox news.

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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A man told his wife to go make him a sandwich. She said no.

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"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

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how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

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What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

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An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

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Where would you be unlikely to find a polar bear? In a courtroom.

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What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

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My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

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A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

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pady irish man paddy english man and paddy african man go on a magic slide wat ever you say will be at the bottem paddy irish man said gold paddy english man silver paddy african man almost fell off so he said shit buthalf way down he thought it was fun so he said wee

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One day there was a guy who went on a date with a girl. They went to the movies and ate popcorn. After the movie ended they had a candlelit dinner at a restaurant nearby. The guy ordered a fried chicken and the girl ordered a watermelon salad. They went home after a great dinner. I'm not sure how the story ends but I remember the story was racist.

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taking out the trash... at night

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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Roses are red but violets arent blue!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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