A dog walks into a bar and succumbs to heartworm.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes now you do too.

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Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

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Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

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Why did the train crash? Because the conductor was a cucumber.

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Why did Jane scared of the video about a clown dancing in the room? Because it was her room.

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A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

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Roses are Red Voilets are Red I am Red I am Dead

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Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

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what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

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girls basketball

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

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Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

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A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

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What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

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What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

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My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

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black chicken. kfc

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at rhyming Refrigerator.

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A Man walks into a bar, he sits down on a stool and begins to cry. Why are you crying, asks the Bartender. I just lost my job, my wife left me and I had my car reposesed. Ok says the Bartender, I know what'll cheer you up, he promptly pulls out a 12 inch piano and begins to play. The Man at the Bar says, hey thats awesome where did you get it? The Bartender says, a really old Genie gave it to me. You know what, I like you so I am going to let you have my last wish. Really? Asks the man, Ok thanks, I wish for a million bucks said the man at the bar. There was a Loud voice saying "Your Wish has been granted" then the room was full of ducks. Hey! Exclaimed the man, I didn't wish for a million ducks, I wished for a million bucks! Yeah, said the bartender, and I wished for a 12 inch penis...

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There's a blonde, Brunette and a Redhead stuck at the top of a cliff. A genie appears and says he will grant them each one wish. The Brunette wishes she could at the bottom of the cliff, The redhead wishes she could be back with her children and the blonde would just love to be back to her family. :/

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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