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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

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Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

A horse walks into a bar... The bartender is amazed at the fact that an animal that possesses neither the mental nor the physical abilities to open doors, still managed to enter the bar without breaking anything.

A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

knock, knock whos there child molestor

Why didnt the man eat the free cachew nuts? Because he did'nt want to die from an allergic reaction.

What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

whats the difference between an iron and a priest? An iron is a hand-held device which presses clothes and a priest is a person who is authorized to perform the sacred rituals of a religion.

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a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

Why did the chicken cross the road? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - I lied, it was a goat.

What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

A horse walks in a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?"..... The horse incapable of understanding the humane language promptly poos on the floor and leaves.

America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

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