- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, and has to go to the hospital because he broke his nose.

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

2 guys walk into a bar, a third guy carefully ducks under it

Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't say anything because its a duck.

nathan palmer has a big head !

How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Q: What do you call a fly with no wings. A: Dying.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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