Knock. Knock. Who's there? Pizza guy. Just a minute, I have to grab my wallet.

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What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

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What's chris benoit doing? Just hangin in the gym

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What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

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-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

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How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why did the man punch NUGE in the face? Because he got angry that NUGE was being such a BA person and he was jealous of NUGE'S style and he just got dumped by his ugly as poop mom which was eating Anti Chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a truck

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What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

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What's big fat and ugly? A monster

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Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

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Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

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What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

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Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff card at the bottom of a pool.

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Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

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How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

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what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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