"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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My kids are mistakes.

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A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

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How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

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when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

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Yo mamas so fat that she decided to get a gastric bypass to help lose the weight.

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What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

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What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

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JLo made a song about my diick- "On the Floor"

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womens rights.

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This is SPARTA! SPARTA? THIS IS MADNESS! (kicks guy down well) What is hurt! Baby dont love me, dont love me, no more. Moral: The funny thing is probably that the line makes a lot more sense all of sudden does it not?

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Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

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Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

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Why did the Grandad teabag his Grandson? Because he likes dipping his balls into the mouths of his Grandchildren; as if they were a teabag and his mouth was a mug.

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How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

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Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

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Q: Whats Worse Than 21 Dead Babies in a Trashbag? A: 1 Dead Baby In 21 Trashbags.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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Why did the black man buy watermlons? Because a new local super market just opened and they were on sale.

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Why didn't the girl put on her mascara? Because she was too poor to buy any.

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Roses are red, violets are blue something stinks and I think it's you!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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