Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

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A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

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belly button

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If you don't get this joke, you're gay.

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Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

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What the the Tyrannosaurus say to the chicken? Dinosaurs are extinct and even if they were not, it would not say anything to a domestic fowl, it would most likely devour it with one bite.

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I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

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What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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who is 2 chainz? no one 2 chains is just 2 chains. spelled with an "s" not a "z"

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hi

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What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

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Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

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a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

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If I have 7 oranges in one hand and 8 oranges in the other, what do I have? Big hands!

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What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

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What's the diffrence between one black guy and another black guy. One of them has Aids.

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Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

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What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

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Why couldn't little Jessica open the door? It was locked

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Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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