- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

A kangaroo walks into a bar, it is a fairly common occurrence in Australia and normal process is carried out of evacuating the premises and calling animal control to deal with the situation.

Why did the people thumbs-up the anti-joke? Because I threatened them with A GUN

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

What did the English teacher write on a sheet of assignment criteria? The assignment criteria. Plus, she spelled "millennium" wrong.

wht does a blonde do with a box of crayons? eat a taco.

spell backwards: taco cat

What is black and white and red all over? Yemen's national flag.

whats worse than having your sextape leaked to the media? not being a kardashian when it happens.

CAN YOU FIND YOUR D I C K YET BOMBER

How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

im gunna build a lego house what shud i make it out of

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

What was the last thing going through the man's mind who cleans the 90th floor windows on the World Trade Center on 9/11? The 91st floor.

whats made of wood and floats? everything made of wood floats

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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