Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

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A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

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A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

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what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

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What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

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why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

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who just made fun of katie matt

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

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What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

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What falls down, but never gets back up? A dead person.

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What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

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your a towel.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

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What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

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What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

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There was was 14 apples in a tree. And that's it.

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Why was Soren gay? Because he likes to eat men's Penises!

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Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

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Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

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Racial Equality

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Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

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I avhe dyiaexls.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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