What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

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what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

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What does a rock become when it falls into the red sea? Wet.

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a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

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Rebecca Black starts to sing a song, and when breaking out into her annoying chorus, we realize that it's not about the days of the week.

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what is red, black, and blue all over? A horribly painted room.

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

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If Roger buys 109 candy bars and eats 65, what does he have? Diabetes.

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What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

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What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

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An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

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Always put punctuation at the end of your sentence

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Women's rights

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how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

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Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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