- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I'm Color Blind F*CK

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

Why do fat people commit suicide

Stop procrastinating.

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

010010101210001010 You dirty girl

Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? It doesn't matter because the deaf man couldn't hear him.

What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

Why can't Hellen Keller read, write, or do anything really? Because, shes a woman.

Q: Why does my arm itch? A: I got bit on the arm by a mosquito

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Whats brown and smells like poo?? Poo

How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

4 hours later.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

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