Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

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If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a garbage can? Being the one who found them.

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Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

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How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

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How many chicken feathers are there in a 50 pound bag? 50 pounds worth Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a duck Why did the man cross the road? It was duck season A woman is dying but can't reach her husband. Why? A duck ate his cell-phone A pig walks into a bar but there is no bartender. Where is she? Dead A duck hunter is selling a duck to a man. The man only pays the duck hunter a quarter. Why? It was full of chicken feathers.

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How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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Why did the little boy drown? He was stapled to a whale.

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What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

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I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

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Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

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No one walks into a bar The bar is slowly losing business and will soon be forclosed upon and will also lose his home as a result causing his family and himself to be homeless and slowly suffer on the streets

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Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

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Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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Q: What did the man do when he won the lottery? A: He kept it for himself and left his family.

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Women.

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- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

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ask me if im a house are you a house? no

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