Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

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Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

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Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

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Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

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Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

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Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

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Oh...okay, good.

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knock knock who's there? roses are red, violets are blue, i shit in a bag and now its in flames on your porch

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The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

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whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

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Why was the Black Boy shot? It was because he was walking alone at night in a dangerous neighborhood, where there are many gangs. People should know not to go alone at night in dangerous places, or even in the day.

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Why did the monkey cross the road? It didn't. It died!

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What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

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Why shouldn't you play poker in the woods? Due to the stereotypical lack of human population in such an area, it would be excruciatingly difficult to find a partner with which to play competitive card games. I suggest trying solitaire instead.

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How come anti jokes r funny

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Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

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What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

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