David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

The NBA and womens sports

What do you call a Russian man who is on the moon? A cosmonaut

whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

balls

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

why didnt the chicken cross the road? It was getting tired of the jokes

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

What happened to the starving african kid? He died

Women.

Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

asian, do math

What do you get if you cross a football with Theo Walcott? A goal kick.

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

Im going to france... Why To get french fries! Have fun Im back with a $10000bill to pay Wheres the fries Shit

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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