whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

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4 gay men walk into a bar,but there is only one stool..... What do they do? Turn it over

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I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

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I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

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Why did the feminist cross the road? To suck a penis

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A man walks into a store and asks for a loaf of bread.

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Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

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What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

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Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

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How do you change you dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

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why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

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The word "Walter" is never funny.

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Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

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There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

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silver bullet?

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A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

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Why did the skeleton stay home from the party He was buried in a coffin underground and, as a matter of fact, wasn't actually invited

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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Barack Obama

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what has genitial warts? me

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Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

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Anti Joke

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