A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

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what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

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What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

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What did the black man say to the other black man. We're both niggas.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

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When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

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are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

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How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

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How do you kill a zombie? You don't. Zombies aren't real.

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why was there a man outside the 56th floor window? he was a window washer and needed the money.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Q: Why didn't the little boy get his bike for christmas? A: He died from cancer

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Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

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A black guy walks in to a bar.

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A guy who plays shooting games acquires an assault rifle but he doesn't kill anyone, why? Because he was a nice and peaceful man who loves his wife.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

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How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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all hail based mark

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WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

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What do you call two black men sitting on the porch? Craig and Smokey

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So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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