Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

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What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

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Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

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A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

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nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

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How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

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Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

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Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

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How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

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Q:What did the turtle say to the jaguar? A: Well, a turtle and a jaguar live in totally different habitats, turtles live in water while jaguars live in grasslands, so it would be unlikely for them to cross paths and communicate. Turtles and jaguars are unable to speak and, if a jaguar were to talk to a turtle, the turtle would be unable to make out words because turtles can only pick up vibrations. And, they would have nothing to talk about.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

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Gus's mom

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

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What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

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What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

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So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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