why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

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Q. A man walks into a library and asks the librarian for a book on suicide? A. The librarian hands the man a book on suicide

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Justin with a hat.

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What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

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dur dur dur dur said the child born during an earthquake

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you smell like crystall meth.

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Q: y does obama keep raising gas prices A: he dosent want anyone to be able to drive to the poles in november

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What happens when you step on Jupiter? You cannot.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

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You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

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Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

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why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

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What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

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Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

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Avery has crabs.

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Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "Damn, it's getting hot in here." The other muffing replies "Holy Shit! A Talking Muffin!"

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There once was a man from Nantucket Who got his head stuck in a bucket He yanked and he yowled, he hollered and howled, Then gave up and grumbled, "Aw, I guess I'll have to go to the doctor."

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how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

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Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

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Let them think that you are insane, vulnerable, and they wont bother leaking a lot of shit about you, this "shit info" will remain inaccurate and reveal weaknesses where there is none. I had to draw them away from you, but as soon as he began selling Intel regarding my missing eye, I figure our "not so friends in the unknown" would have eventually begun searching for "The one eyed man" among you. And had they not found one, they might just as likely made it seem as if there was one for the money. None of the thugs sent to attack me nor the "Nero decoys" where professionals, but those behind them sure are, considering that they paid these thugs more than what I make during a year. Gotta go pretty girl, hope we meet again in not so long. Moral: This is all a joke, get over it, Moral has left forever, mission complete.

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What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

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Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

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