What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

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You smell bad? Cool.

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What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

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Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

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A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

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One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

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An englishman, irish-man and a scotsman walk into a bar. Englishman orderds a pint of becks, Irishman a guiness and the Scot a whiskey. Everything is absolutely fine and nothing of even remote interest happens.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

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whyd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side :)

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Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

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Why did little Jimmy eat his finger ? He was hungry.

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There are two muffins in a oven, the first muffin is chocolate chip and the second muffin is blueberry.

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What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

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roses are red i have a phone nobody texts me forever alonee lol

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A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

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What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

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how do you get a blonde out of a tree? you politely ask her, then if all else fails call the local fire department

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Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

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friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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