What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

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How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I would think one would be sufficient, though political affiliation shouldn't have anything to do with the situation. Unless the lightbulb was residing in a specified meeting place for members of the Republican party. Also, if the building was a more public institution for gatherings, which could imply larger ceilings, then two might be needed, just for safety precautions.

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What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

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what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

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Whats worse than seeing your mom naked. Your dad.

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roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

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A Jewish man, black guy, and asian all walk into a bar. Can you guess which one got arrested? That's right, the criminal

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Why couldn't my grandpa use a cell phone? He didn't have hands.

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Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

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. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

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A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

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A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

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You wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? I slipped in mud. Wanna hear an even dirtier joke? Bubbles is a guy..

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How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

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Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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