A married man, just realizes that his wife is cheating on him while he's away. But just to make sure, he goes into a spy shop to look for a camera to look in on his wife while he's not there. so he goes up to the shop keeper and asks " do you have any video camera's that record in on any place in a house?" the shop keeper says no and the man walks out of the store.

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What did the German say the the Jewish man? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? A tree stapled to a baby

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Roused are red violets are blue I just s*** in my own poo

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- Are you thinking what I'm thinking B1? - No.

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why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

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There was an Englishman a Welshman and a Scotsman, all of whom were nationals of the United Kingdom.

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A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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What's megan fox's bra size? Wait I got a fb notification brb!

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Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

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Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

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What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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knock knock come in

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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96 there mad at each other instead its 69

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What's one thing that bothers EVERYONE? Mother Theresa

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Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

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What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

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There once was a man who couldn't finish any sente

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I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

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Simon says.. Nothing because he is deaf, so therefor he would have to sign it to you.

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Anti Joke

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