How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

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Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

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How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

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a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

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A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

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Roses are red violets are blue i got two fingers just for you/by kw

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Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

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How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

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Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

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What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender looks down at him and says "Hey, we have a drink named after you." the grasshopper looks up at the bartender...then proceeds to hop along because Grasshoppers can't communicate with humans. Then several of the bars patrons looked at the bartender, worried for his mental health.

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Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

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a man walks into a bar. Bartender asks him "Hey buddy, why the long face?" The man says "Because I'm a raging alcoholic and my wife has left me."

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

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A blonde walks into a bar... Typical

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Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

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What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What do you call a black guy in space? An astronaut

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In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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