black people are white when i use night gogles

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

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Q: Why do some women insist they don't have penises or testicles? All humans have penises and testicles! A: These women have been brainwashed by feminism. It's quite sad, really.

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A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

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How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

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What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

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Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

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What looks like donuts but stinks of shit. Sean Big Macs socks

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

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What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

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roses are red violets are blue I hear a bus...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens live on farms.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

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How do you confuse a blonde? The same way you confuse a brunette or redhead, hair color has nothing to do with an individual's intelligence.

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

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A gorilla walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a glass of celery. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the given situation.

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What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

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The Detroit Lions

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jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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