Q: What did Stevie Wonder eat for dinner last night? A: Something consumable

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A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

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What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

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Q: What do a hockey coach and a bar stool have in common? A: because seven ATE nine

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He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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Why don't midgets live in penthouses? They can't reach the button in the elevator.

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When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

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What happened to the teacher? He taught his students.

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So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

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An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

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Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

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What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

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What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

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???????????? WTF?

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when riding on a roller coaster.

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Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally had a burning hatred for dairy products.

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yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

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your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

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Why did the girl fall down the hill? Her boyfriend pushed her.

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How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

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i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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