How Do You Fart Eat Beans

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why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

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Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

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Knock knock Who's there? No one you care bout so why did u say who's there?

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How do you give a women more freedom? Shoot her in the face with a shotgun.

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Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

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Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

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hy did the boy cross the road? to jump of the bridge on the other side.

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Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

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Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

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- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

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An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

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what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

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What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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Hope you all drop the soap in prison

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Chuck Norris once starred in a movie with Bruce Lee.

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What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

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What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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