a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

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what is very tall and red a very tall red building

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What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

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I am just not using any mentalism nor any of those techniques anymore that is all, is it alright if I call you now?

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Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

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YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

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Ancient Greeks rights

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it was a refrigerator. Why did the little girl die? Because she was hit by two monkeys and a refrigerator.

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What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

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Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

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What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

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What do you call a man with no heart? Dead

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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Why didn't the baby cry? It was stillborn.

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Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

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Why did the fisherman die on a fishing trip? He had a heart attack.

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What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

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Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

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Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

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Why is the world flat? I don't know ask the Native American who was curious enough to take his canoe, go out into the middle of the water and never come back.

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Anti Joke

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