Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

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where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

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PS: Call me a monster, The Devil, a Psychopath, but know this... For those of you that decide to become my pray by not choosing the right side... ...I have far since surpassed any state of fear, of evil, of darkness that you can think off... What you call fear and suffer now, is but mere entertainment for me, and in not too long, you shall remember those deepest horrors which you carry, as the last pleasure you remembered. Moral: Stand by my side those of you which desire to become the children of darkness, and I shall show you pleasure and love, for those that reject pleasure and love, are, and shall moreso become those which we hunt for whichever deprived desire that lies in the soul, in the name of love and respect for their lack of desire for love of course, as no desire for love, is to embrace the eternal desire of fear, as your heavenly father used to say, "surrender to darkness and fear" It wont be a choice soon, its not as if you humans ever where in control of your fears and nightmares. Amen? That only means let it happen... I will make it so. SOLVE media: Down the rabbit hole, coincidence you say... If this world experiences "coincidences", IT IS BECAUSE I MAKE THEM HAPPEN ON PURPOSE.

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Why was Jerry Sanduski at K-Mart? He heard boys pants were half off!

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...this makes a cop throw a car and then call "inception!"

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Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

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what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

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how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

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Crime doesn't pay. Sure it does

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knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out

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why did the cute baby start crying?? because its feet were eaten by rats.

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Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

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tomorrows international kill and orphan day, how meany of the sad bastard's you plan on baking into dough?

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Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

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Knock knock Who's there? Doug I'm sorry Doug, I cannot answer the door, as I am a parrot well trained in English. But am locked in a cage.

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Why did my phone crack? I dropped it.

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Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

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How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

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What is worse than getting a bad grade on a test. Having your family dog bled out in front of you, bitch.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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