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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He was shot. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He was mentally disturbed. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

Where's the best place to buy moon bars? Michael Toal

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion.

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

Why did they name the cat Salty? I have no idea, ask his owner

What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Guy: If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I would put I and u together. Girl: Really because if I could r-arrange the Alphabet I would put f and u together

hey i just F****d u and this is crazy so delete the number and keep the baby

What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

A fish swims into a wall. It does not say anything, seeing as fish do not possess vocal chords and therefore are incapable of speech.

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