how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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what color is blue? green

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Why did the cockroach cross the road? Why do you ask?

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Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

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Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

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How do you say "Hello" in India? 1. Get a plane ticket and fly to India 2. Say Hello in India

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Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

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What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

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Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

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What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

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What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

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Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Solely for our entertainment purposes.

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Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

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what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man walks into a gun store, buys a gun. The same man goes home and lives happily till he dies of cancer. His son takes the gun shots himself, survives then later dies of cancer.

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How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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