Billy had a dream. He saw himself becoming rich and famous. He drove an expensive car and lived in a mansion. His career reached its peak and he was accused by the media of having numerous sexual relations and drug problems. After 3 years of rehab he made an excellent comeback tour in which his name made it back onto the front pages and his respect regained. In his later years, he died of an accidental drug overdose and his loyal fans pay tribute to him every year. But this will never happen to Billy. Billy is a cactus.

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two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

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What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

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A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

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An under aged man walks into a bar. the bar tender forgets to ask for his ID and gives him a beer. That man was later fired.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a monkey The fact that you actually got raped by a monkey

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What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

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She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

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what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

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poop

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what did the guy who had unsafe sex get? A good time

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

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Oh yeah? Well you're as gay as this joke!

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God

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Me: Hey, Johnny! Do you see that Tree? Johnny: No. Me: Neither do I.

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what's worse than getting a paper cut? Hiroshima

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

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What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

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What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

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So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. Because, often, friends go out together in social situations.

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Anti Joke

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