Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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What's funny and arousing? This joke.

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza One is an ethnicity derived from Africa and One is an Italian dish that is well'ly known in all four corners of the world.

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What is a refrigerator and white all over? A refrigerator

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I found a new way to be condescending... Thats when you talk down to people.

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm an orange.. Person 2: Are you an orange? Person1: No..

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What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

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Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

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What's worse than hell? I would say the Holocaust, but they're both the same for the Jews.

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What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

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Ethan's girlfriend is a salg hahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking meff she needs to die

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There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

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Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

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How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

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Me: I have a great knock knock joke but you have to start it off. You: Knock knock Me: who's there? You: silence as the person is confused as what's going on

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I'm Spartacus

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Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

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why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Do you need any assistance?

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Frogs with dislocated fingers....................................................CARROT

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