- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

What do u call an anorexic with a yeast infection? -a quarter pounder with cheese. (not really anti-joke, im a girl and thought this was funny lol)

what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

Whats the difference between a black person and dirt? nothing

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

How do you make a Trucker cry? Kill his family and chop of his arms.

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

A Jewish man with a 20 mile boner walks into a wall. Which body part hits the wall first? His nose

What do you call a dragon with no wings? A komodo dragon

Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

Why did the woman keep getting sexually harassed while calling for her lost dog? Her dog is named "Ilovedicks."

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

A murderer walks into a bar with a knife. He then stabs seven people and is then arrested shortly after.

What is the difference between a rabbit and a stick? One lives and one not.

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