"Have you ever seen a blacksmith?" "No." "Me neither."

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What did 6 say to 7? Nothing, numbers are abstract concepts thought up by humans and therefore, they cannot speak or converse in any sort of language.

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Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

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Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

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Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. You are under arrest for sodomy.

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roses are red violets are blue, every 1 looks at you and call u a fool

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What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

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If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

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Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

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What happens every 5 seconds? An African kid dies.

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One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

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What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

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whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

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What did the cow get for Christmas? A tree

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How many babies can you fit in a toilet? To be exact you would have to do all this math, so I tested it out myself and got 7.6.

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How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

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How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

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Justin Bieber is so gay he dates girls

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

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What happens if you fight Chuck Norris? You might lose or win.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's. Alzheimer's who? Knock knock!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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