A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

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Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

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Why is the sky blue? the game

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What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

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Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

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Whats Big, black, and in your moms underwesar? A snake that escaped from a pet store which is causing a lot of commotion in the local community. Meanwhile your mom is getting drilled by a big psycho who escaped the mental institution. JMM

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how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

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What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

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What's worse than slipping on a bannana peel? The Gestapo. Go to Aushwitz now.

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A white person went to see Think like a Lady by Steve Harvey.

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Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

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You are so stupid you should go to school and get an education so you are able to get a well paying job in this tough economy

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What do you call a black man running down the street? A promising athlete in training.

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So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

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A grandma writes to her young grandson every day over e-mail with funny lines and pictures,He shows his parents a joke she sent him it reads- "A guy walks into a bar.. He says ouch" They then read on and call the police.They say "Son go to your room.. you're being stalked by a pedophile.. Your grandma has been dead since last year.. we are sorry"

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What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

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"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs and an eyepatch? names...

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A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

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what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

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Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

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