A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what can I get you?" The man replies "what do you recommend?" The bartender says "get a beer." The man says "okay."

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What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

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Q: What does one man with alzheimer's say to the other man with alzheimer's. A: Purple, because magic doesn't go through chickens.

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I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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Guy1:should I ask this girl out? Guy2:NO!!!!!!! Guy1:????????

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

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Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

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how do u kill a blonde: drop something shiny at the bottom of a pool how do u kill 2 blondes: but a mirror at the bottom of a pool how do u kill 3 blondes: ask which 1 of them is the prettiest and then wait 5 minuetes:)

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And so the poster says to the apple ........ Your not my dog

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A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

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What do you call a man who buys flowers, chocolates, and new jewelry for his wife? A kind, considerate husband.

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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your momma is so poor she had you just for the free milk

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Knock Knock whose there your biological parents REALLY No

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why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

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Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

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A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

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What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

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bar man a walks a into...DYSLEXIA IS NOT FUNNY.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

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what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

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What is white and can fly? A fridge that can't fly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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