What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

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what did the plane say to the trade center on 9/11 boom

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? The Ferrari is expensive and the babies are in a nice hospital.

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Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

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A man walked into a bar...Ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall of the building and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I like poo F*** on You By drew bolton

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

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Why did the jew give all his money away to charity? -No I'm kidding, he didn't.

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What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

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I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

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Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

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What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

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What sentence on this site is the biggest cause of forever alone. "No comments yet. Be the first"

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Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

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Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

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a black man and a squirrel get hit on two different roads what's the difference? well for starters theyre two different species. a squirrel is much smaller than a human and has his own mark on society. the man will be missed dearly by his family and if the impact with the car wasnt bad, he may have a chance to make it out alive at the hospital. the squirrel however is not so lucky. it will be left to die on the street or would have died on impact already with sadly no squirrel hospital to tend to it.

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vagina, hehehehehehehe

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Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

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How do you finish your homework? Get your dog to eat it.

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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How do you blind fold an asian? Dental floss!

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A guy walks into a bar what does he say? OW.

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