Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

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Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

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Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

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How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

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If life gives you melons you're dyslexic.

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Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

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A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

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Whats green and has 4 wheels? A green car.

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9/11

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A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

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haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

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Q: What's big, brown, and smell like crap? A: Turd.

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WOMEN'S RIGHTS

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ceiling mounted bonerss CC

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what color is blue? green

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What's brown? My toilet hahaha

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Yeah Aodhans been typing up everything strting argument along with taggart

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I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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a man walks into a bar....... thats it.

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Your wife died during the delivery.

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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