What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

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Whats worse than finding a worm guts in your apple? Being raped by a alien with no arms then passed on to his comrades to be raped for the rest of your life.

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What's white and gluey Glue

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How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

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what would happen if you took all the veins out of your body and laid them out tip to tip? you die

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Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

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What did Johnny do this wednesday? He went to school to be academically taught to get a high GPA of all the other children so he could go and pursuit his dream so he won't be left at home with a drunk wife and 6 kids with $190,000 in debt from the IRS

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MICHAEL

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Nicholas Salek did not write the message below. It was a joke one of his mates played!!

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Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

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The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

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A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

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a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbor.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

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why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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Person 1: Why don't you want to date me? Person 2: Because you are ugly Person 1: Why am I ugly? Person 2: Because you have bad features. Person 1: Why do i have bad features? Person 2: It's your genetics. Person 1: Why is it my genetics Person 2: Cuz that's the way god made you Person 1: Why? Person 2: Because god's god made you Person 1: Why Person 2: Because the god of god of god made you Person 1: Why? Person 2: That's the way the god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of (GOES ON FOREVER!!!) made you.

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What is the definition of nothing? The opposite of something.

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im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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