Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

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A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

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Why does jim never go to McDonalds? his wife got shot there.

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Whats green and turns red at the push of a button A frog in a blender

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A man asks a young woman at a party if a rag smells like chloroform. She doesn't respond because she's passed out. He takes her to a nearby bedroom, rapes her, and leaves the party promptly. He'll probably victimize many other women with this method.

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Why was a small girl found dead in the town park? Because Sallie was a bitch and deserved to die.

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im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

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Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

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Why is Roenz Gay? He isnt.

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Why was the boy crying? His parents were brutally burned to death in a fiery car accident.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

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How do you get a man out of a box? Blow the box up

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Sigh... You know life, you start all optimistic and "I am going to be wealthy mommy and stuff" Then you know, life turns not quite out like you planned it, and, well, you wish you had made some other choices you know what I mean... Your grades where not that good, that girl you really loved did not like you back, you know what I mean right? ...Well I don't, how is it like?

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You know what they say about guys with really big feet? They own big shoes.

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There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

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Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

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What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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