What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

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What is 100(1+1) -100 + 50 x2 - 300? 0. But who cares? The answer is as worthless as you.

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A black man, a jew, and an atheist are on a boat. Suddenly the boat started sinking. A mermaid would only save two of them. who do did she save? Mermaids don't exist. The all died. They were my friends.

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Yo mama is so fat, when she went for a swim at the beach, she had a GREAT time.

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Whats 0+0 0

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Two Canadian men are sitting in a room. Man 1: Do you know what happens when you shoot a wolverine? Man 2: No. Man 1: It absorbs the bullets, duh. The second man proceeds to go outside with a gun. He returns in a few minutes. Man 1: What did you do with that gun? Man 2: I shot a wolverine. Man 1: What happened? Man 2: It fell over and died. I think you watch too much X-Men.

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A man takes a prostitute to a hotel room, right? The woman is a federal agent, assigned to investigate high prostitution levels in the area. The man is promptly arrested, and now a large fine and up to 90 days in a correctional facility.

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If pro- is the opposite of con-, what is the opposite of progress? regress

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Q: What do you call a fly with no wings. A: Dying.

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Why did the baby cry? Because his parents dropped him on his head.

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hi my name is matt mckeon and i like renata saggy tits !!!!!

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*Phone rings* Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

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Knock Knock Who's there? DC Soames. I'm arresting you for the suspected abduction and rape of Holly Harman.

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How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

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why did the blue berry cross the road

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What's funny about a dying dog? Nothing.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ow

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what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

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whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

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A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

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What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

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Anti Joke

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