Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

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Did y'all see Lafell catch that pass? Neither did I

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Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

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Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

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If you had to go blind, would you go blind? If you said no, then you are wrong. You had to go blind.

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A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

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What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

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Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

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numbers just make the funniest antijokes

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What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

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Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

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whats the difference between Obama and Romney answer: one would have been a good president instead of a communist

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yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 4 and 5 then raped 10

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What do you call it? Whatever it is.

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My butt!!!!

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Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

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Your mom is so fat that she has high cholesterol. Moral: I AM NOT CRAZY! Said the man to the dog.

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What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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