Why did the chicken cross the road? Well I'll tell you. He was happily gliding down the sidewalk when he realized that his destination was across the road. He then proceeds to take In his surroundings . He finds that there is no indication telling him to stop so he then cautiously walks across the road watching for any dangerous movement. He safely makes it across and proceeds to his destination which is the slaughtering house. He is a retarded chicken

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Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

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What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

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What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

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Why did the teacher ask her student about the test? Because she was in the hospital the day of the test because her husband was hit by a rail road spike and died but she was so devoted to her job she wanted to know.

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What kind of jokes to dairy farmers tell? Corny jokes.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

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Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was mmfmffemuuuuuffuummuuuuuluuu.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

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Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

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I know Mandarin, He's a good friend of mine

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Did you hear about the guy who got his entire LEFT side ripped off? He's dead.

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Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

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Chicken eats your pie filled with monkey guts!!

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"Jim would you like to share what you've written?" says rehab counselor "Roses are red, Violets are blue, Heroin is bad, I see sound."

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Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

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A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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