Did you here about the man who dropped a glass? It broke.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

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Needless to say,

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what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish.

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why was justin sad? his family was murdered

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Bad grammers.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

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Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

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A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

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What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

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Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

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I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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If Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee got in a fight, who would win? Chuck Norris, since Bruce Lee is dead.

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O'Malley, an Irishman; Adam, a Jew; and Patrick, a gay man, walk into a bar. Oh crap. I just outed Patrick.

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Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

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What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane? There's no such thing. 500,000 people can't fit onto one plane.

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What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

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Soo if ur on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Pickle.

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Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

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What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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