J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

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What does a Chinese girl get for Christmas? New parents...

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How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

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What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

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Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

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whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

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What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

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What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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alright whoever posted it, like this, then comment your first name

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A person with OCD walked into a abr.

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What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

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What's yellow and has six legs ? A cat. I may be wrong about the color and the legs, I'm color-blind and I can't count.

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have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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drew edminstin is a rat

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Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

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Darude - Sandstorm

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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Anti Joke

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