man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dream of a day when chickens won't be questioned about their actions

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

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Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

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A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

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Have you ever heard of Yoda? From 'Attack of the Clones'?

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Why does Ron Weasley have friends? He does't. He's a ginger.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

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why did arno fly away? he was a bird

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What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

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A black man, a mexican, and a muslim all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? Who cares!

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

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Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

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A man walks into a coffee shop and buys a bookshelf.

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A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

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Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

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Why can't Abraham Lincoln tell a lie? Because he's dead.

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VITAMIN C!

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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