How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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:/ Meh, I am just a side character anyways... Dont really care...

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why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

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What's the difference Justin Bieber and a Dic* the Dic*

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What's the difference between an orange? A duck.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

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Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

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1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

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What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

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Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

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Why did the British person go to the dentist? He had a poor diet which led to him getting cavities

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Look how far I can kick this bucket

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What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

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What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

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What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

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a blond was walking across a river thinking how do I get across. when she saw another blond. and asked how do I get to the other side and the other said your already on the other side.

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"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

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A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

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A jew, a black man, a muslim, an atheist, a christian, a catholic, a roman, a russian, a cuban, an english man, a horse, a cow boy, a gay, a lesbian, a dancer, a teacher, a father, a mayor, a politician and a fish are in a bar. Now that's one crowded bar.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an abosolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

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Today I was reading anti jokes. At first I didn't get it, but then I figured it out and...ah crap, why am I writing this, it's just going to get thumbed down...

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toast points

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