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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

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I think everybody ought to have a penis.

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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What did Steven Hawking get for Christmas? ------ ------ ------ A bike.

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What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

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How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

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Nick Cannon

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How do you kill a woman? Let her drive

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What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

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What did the midget say to the clown that was blocking the doorway? Excuse me

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What happened to the boy who got everything he ever wanted? He turned into a gluttonous and greedy adult who eagerly spent all of his money and subsequently died alone.

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Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

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a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

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- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

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Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

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Help I'm being raped!

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What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

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What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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