Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

A blond and a brunette took an IQ test. Both of them scored above average.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had just escaped from the slaughterhouse and ran for its life.

thumb_up thumb_down +101

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down +66

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object and a Mexican is a human being.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Whats the difference between and ? Blue custard

thumb_up thumb_down -15

A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

thumb_up thumb_down -3

three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

thumb_up thumb_down

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

thumb_up thumb_down

A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

thumb_up thumb_down +25

What's more annoying than a mosquito? the Sandy Hook Massacre

thumb_up thumb_down -42

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Why didn't the little boy wake up today? Because he's dead

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

thumb_up thumb_down -9

lyren is a big meanyhead

thumb_up thumb_down -41

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops