Whats sad about a city bus full of black people exploding. NOTHING

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What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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Do you want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

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What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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Why did the cat bite its owner's? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

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How do you fit 100 jews in a car? It wouldn't work.. Nevermind.

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What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

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Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

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Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

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whats bloop with an m? matthew

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what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

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Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

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How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

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Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

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When will Abe Vigoda be alive again? Never. There will never again be a time when Abe Vigoda will be alive. For example, Abe Vigoda will be dead for the entirety of the year 2038. He will continue to be dead if we move forward to the year 2091, and even if we keep jumping forward throughout history, stopping in the years 2250, 2871, and 3546, we will not land in an era when Abe Vigoda will be alive. Another way to look at this is to imagine Abe Vigoda had died in earlier years. Let's say he had died in 1902. Would he be alive today? The answer, sadly, is no. We get the same answer if we suppose Abe Vigoda had died in 1822, 1715, or ~ 85,200,000 BPE. To sum up, it is not precisely accurate to say that Abe Vigoda will be dead for a very long time. That implies a limit on the amount of time he will be dead. There is no limit.

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whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whroe whore whore whore whroe

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pickles are green infection is yellow all the girls i know call me a good fellow

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What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

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What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

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Your mother is so fat.... I am happy to see her join our exercise group.

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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