- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and cant read white paper? An African

Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Bitch your as two-faced as Doduo

Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

A man takes a prostitute to a hotel room, right? The woman is a federal agent, assigned to investigate high prostitution levels in the area. The man is promptly arrested, and now a large fine and up to 90 days in a correctional facility.

What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

What did the African boy get for his Christmas present for the first time? Leprosy

How can you tell that your friend just had sex with a blonde? The girl he just had sex with has blonde hair.

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

As a teen girl was walking through the perfume shop, she picked up one called, "Swirly Paradise." She sprayed it on her and sniffed the sweet scent. Suddenly, the world spun around and she suddenly woke up inside an empty bra. A mouse sniffed her and ate her alive.

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

What's red and eats tulips? Your face!

Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

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