What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

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Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

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whats the same about a red crayon and a blue crayon? there both the same color except for the blue one

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

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What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

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Anything Dane Cook says

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Your mother is so nice, I saw her while grocery shopping and we pleasantly chatted. She also remembered my name and invited me to come over sometime and have a snack.

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Your mom is so stupid, she decided to go back to school.

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he happened to be walking in that general direction.

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Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

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Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt a black guy ate him.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

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what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

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What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

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Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

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Why can't monkeys and kuala bears get along? Because they are two entirely different species that cannot communicate with each other...

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

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Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

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Roses are red, I want a gravestone, nobody loves me, forever alone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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