what's pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

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What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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A one legged long jumper missed the world record by one foot.

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Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

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Why do women wear deodorant and makeup? Because they're ugly and they stink.

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Obamacare haters

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How do you get your clock to stop ticking? Hit it with a sledge hammer.

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People who find just saying 69 is the funniest thing ever.

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why did the man fart? because he felt like it.

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Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

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How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

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Nobody knows why she swallowed the fly, she probably won't die.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

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Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

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What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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What is the difference between Madeleine McCan and a toaster? A toaster wasn't raped and murdered.

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a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

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your mother is so fat that her doctor advised her to stick to a strict diet and exercise routine to help her lose weight

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What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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