I was looking out the window on a Sunday morning. The coffee was fresh, and the air was moist. I had recieved a phone call last night on the contents of a briefcase that was to be left on my front door today. The explination was vague, and I was told to enjoy my last day. Then I died.

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Why did carly drop her groceries Carly is a cow

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Why did Gus go to the HC? Because he got high off his ass.

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(Guy)That's what she said. (His Girlfriend) And who is this she.

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why did the car drive off the cliff? The driver was a potato...

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Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

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Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

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What did the lady find when she walked through the door? Her husband stabbing himself to death because she ate his cornflakes

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What did the little boy get for christimas? Nothing because he's a selfish asshole.

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What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

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A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde are playing hide-and-seek. Hide-and-seek is a fun game, so they probably had a great time.

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Why did Billy cross the road? Because Billy wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

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I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

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What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

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What do you call a needy person? A person whos needs need needs.

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Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

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What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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Joke.

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w.f.t im not dislecsik ........ .......................................................................

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A man walks into a bar, asks the bartender for a beer. Bartender says, "That'll be $3.50." Man says,"The joke maker did not explain monetary transactions."

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How many beavers can you fit in one paddling pool? None; it's probably very dangerous trying

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What did the terminally sick child dream of? I dont know. He never woke up to tell me.

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Twenty-Four

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Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

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