Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing.

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Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

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When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

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My mom

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I've got a dig bick

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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a blind man walks into a bar it hurt.

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A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

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Don't look! I'm naked! No, seriously! I'm naked!

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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A dog walks into a bar. the bar tender asks" what'll you have?" the dog does not reply because dogs have not yet developed the type of voice box required to speak or the learning cappacity to be taught the English language.

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Why did the beach ball pop? Because it stepped on a sharp chocolate chip cookie!

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Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

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Robin, get in the car, please.

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What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

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Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

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Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

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What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

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What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

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"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

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What happened when the lawyer pissed all over the judge? He was thrown off the case, causing him to go home, rape his wife, and put a bullet into his child's head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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