Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

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What happened to the guy who ate the alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He died

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Six hasn't been the same since Vientnamn

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What's the difference between a murdered baby and a dead baby? Not much

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Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

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Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

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why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

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What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

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So an Indian walks into a bar and says: ? ?? ??? ?????? ??? ??? ? ??? ??? ??????

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they're purple That's why they're called "violets"

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What's the color of a retarde dogs hair? 69

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What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

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What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

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How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

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Whats another word for Thesaurus?

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What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

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What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

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What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

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WARNING!: THIS JOKE MAY BE OFFENSIVE::: three mexicans wanted to cross the united states borders when they were greeted by a border guard with a gun. the guard tells the three mexicans that if they wanted to pass the border, they will have to do as he says, to which the 3 of them agrees. the guard tells them to go gather a pair of fruits, so like that each of them went their own way to go get some fruits. the first mexican came back with a pair of apples. The guard orders him to stick both of them up his ass and if he makes a sound, the guard will kill him. The mexican obeys and sticks the apple halfway when he screamed. the guard killed him. The second mexican came back with a pair of cherries. The guard ordered the same thing and told him the same thing. the second mexican made 1 cherry and a half when he giggled. So he died also. when he got to heaven, he meets the first mexican. to which the 1st mexican asks, "why did you laugh? that was so easy!" and the 2nd mexican responded, "i giggled because i saw the third mexican coming with a pair of water melons."

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why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown glue

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