A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

thumb_up thumb_down +19

What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

thumb_up thumb_down -25

What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Why was the man tired at his soccer game? Because he did not sleep well the night before

thumb_up thumb_down +71

What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Knock Knock. Who's there? Salesmen. Does this smell like chloroform to you?

thumb_up thumb_down -10

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

thumb_up thumb_down +8

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What is scary? Obama might get reelected.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Two guys walk in to a bar the third one ducks.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

thumb_up thumb_down -4

richard is fag

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Yo momma so fat, people snicker as they walk past her, quietly laughing at a women obviously struggling with obesity. They then proceed to stop laughing, as they realize that their mother died from diabetes. They then proceed to move on with their day.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Yo mama is so fat, Dora couldn't explore her. Yo mama is so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super bowl. Yo mama so hairy, Bigfoot took her picture and screamed he was gonna be a millionare.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops