Racial equality.

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Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

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A brunette child with a blond mother is crying. Why? Because his father was just mauled by a Scandinavian dragon.

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Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

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Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

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What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

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What's worse than falling off your bike? Getting hit by a truck.

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im a selling a car

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If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

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A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

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im not as random as you think I- Potato

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Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

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A black man went into the sea. What did he become? Wet

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

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Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

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Call of Duty is Awesome So is fingering a dead lion with an iron dildo

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yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

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Feeling that your friends do not listen to your insightful conversations? BUY A PARROT! Teach it to say "Uhuh", and "Ahah", and "Dats coo!" NOW YOU CAN BE COMPLETELY APRECIATED BY A FUCKING BIRD THAT DOES NOT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE SAYING... ...BUT IS IT... APPRECIATING IT? DUUUUUUUN DUUUUUUUUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN! MYSTERY!

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Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

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An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

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Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

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whats red, white, and blue? idk go ask the president

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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