Advice from a pro: Don't be a faggot

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Whats long and black? The unemployment line

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what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

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Why did Charlie Sheen laugh at the TV? Because there happened to be a comedy on.

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canada

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

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I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

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What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

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Two penguins are sitting on an ice flow. One says to the other: "hey--you know, it looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other one says, "who says I'm not?"

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3021 North Broadway Avenue

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A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

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what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Nothing, ducks cannot talk.

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what did the kid do after the rabbit told him trix are for kids? he beat him with a stick then ate some sushi.

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What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

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Why did the chicken kill itself? To get to the other side.

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night? Cot death.

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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