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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

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James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

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What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

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Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

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What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

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Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

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Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

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Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

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What do you call a fat kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

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What's black and fast? A treadmill.

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What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

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Why did the african jump in the swimming pool? Because it was a really hot day and he wanted to cool down

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What's worse than the holocaust? The sun exploding.

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Why did the waiter lose his job? Because he was a fish

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A man walks into a bar and sees a man with a big orange head. The man asks the bartender, "Why does that guy have a big orange head?" The bartender replies," If you buy him a beer, maybe he'll tell you." So the man buys a beer and gives it to the man with the big orange head and asks why he has a big orange head. The man says, "One day I found a genie and my first wish was to be the richest man in the world, my second wish was to be married to the most beautiful woman in the world, and for my third wish, I told the genie,'Ya know, why don't you give me a big orange head."

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Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

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What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

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Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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