how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

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Two gay guys walk into a Hooters... They order cheese fries and enjoy their meal.

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why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cactus cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens butt.

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:(Sneeze) :Bless You :Thank You! :Mention it :Thank You!

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What's gay and ugly? An ugly gay.

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Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

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I'm hungry.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

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Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

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What did the apple say to the apple? Nothing, they're apples.

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

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Yo mama's so fat that she has a heart condition.

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roses are red violets are blue everyone is stupid how about you? -I'm not Im black

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Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

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What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

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what do u call a apple a apple

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So the word RAPING does not work unless you type it in caps? Raping... Did it censor? No? Never mind then... Wow, catchphra Never mind... Its a sign X-files theme.... Teleports at your house: Hah bitch never you ugly, or not ugly enough... Urgh, nevermind, I mean some ugly chicks know their stuff but you know... Anyway NeroMetal The sociopath not the fucking Cultist piece of shit that use my morals as a code system? YOU THINK WE THE SAME? EEEEEEH! Me raping you says we are not... And ill find you ;) Or your sister or your mom, I mean h0m0? You think im a pervert or something?

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

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Why are they the "living" daylights?

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Anti Joke

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