Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

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The WNBA.

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A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

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Q: Why didn't the Government help the poor little boy? A: Because he was taking a test and that would be cheating.

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You will never see the a heaven made of pure light with no room for darkness to dwell? Pure light will make you blind, living forever in darkness.

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Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

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Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

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Where do you go when you die? Nowhere

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What happen to Teenage Mutain ninja turtals? Go Ninja Go.

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How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

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Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

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I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

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There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

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Why did the black man order a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken? His wife just died in a tragic car accident and he is a horrible cook.

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what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

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i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

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What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

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What do you call a fish that isn't moving? Dead.

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Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

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Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

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3 dogs, a blue dog, a yellow dog, and a red dog. The owner was a man named Jeff. Now the blue dog was always sad so Jeff named him blue. The yellow dog was always scared so Jeff named him yellow. Now the red dog he was red because he had red fur, so Jeff named him red. One day when Jeff was reading his newspaper, he accidentally hit his coffee and it fell on the floor. Question: What did Jeff do? I don't know.

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So a rouge names creampiiemaker was walking in the vast lands of the arathi basin when a night elf druid with 585 stan and a resil rating of 6750 asked yo bro you wanna duel, the rogue asked with a grin on his face if the night elf was kidding, they then shook hands and went out to gold shire, village and dined on porridge made from the finest vendor, they then warsonged it up all night for mad honor points and got lap dances in gold shire tavern.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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