Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Accept for cancer.

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

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Thank you for booking with Anti-Joke Travel Agency. Here is your trip itinerary: 1. Your toilet

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Who is a knob? ross d

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My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

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What do a fish and a car have in common? They are both edible.

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Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

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Why is a blonde a door knob... Because everybody gets a turn

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What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

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What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

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interviewer: young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work? Young man: I ought to be able to. I’ve had 12 different jobs in 4 months.

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This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

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What is worse then finding a worm in your apple!? Getting raped!

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

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What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Crunchie

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Q- Where did Sally go during the explosion? A- Everywhere!

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The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

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What do you get after putting bread in a toaster? -Toast.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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