Why was the turkey killed? Because this particular turkey lived on a farm and a supermarket was paying the farmer a reasonable price to sell it.

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i bought a knock-knock joke book, and was unamused.

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!"

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why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

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numbers just make the funniest antijokes

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What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

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Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? They practice.

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Bitch please, you're adopted as well.

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If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Well, a pizza is edible object provided for human consumption, and a jew is a holy human being believing in the prophet abraham.

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Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

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Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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What happened when the Mexican man contracted the muscles of his large bowel after a large meal? Shit made its way to his anus

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Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

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If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5, you both have the same amount of money

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How do you make a baby cry? Break its legs.

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What do you say to a confused blond? You help her with her conundrum.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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