Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

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roses are red violets are indigo

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An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

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what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

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What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

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What did the fat girl say to her friend? I'm fat.

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Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

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What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

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A jew, a catholic and a muslim walk into a bar. The catholic man dies of a massive heart attack and the other two men mourn their friend for weeks.

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Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

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whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

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Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

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Sam Hengal.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

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LIFE :(

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How Do You Fart Eat Beans

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Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

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This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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