Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

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A kid walked in to a bar, grabbed a napkin, and left

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Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

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Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

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flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

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Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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Two Atheists walk into a bar. A nearby Christian notices this fact and proceeds to slightly preach to both of the Atheists. They then kindly explain that they don't personally believe in God, but respect the Christian's opinion. They all order drinks, and become very close friends, engaging in a long, hateless conversation.

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? You hit it in the face with an axe.

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Q. Knock Knock A. Whose there? Q. how am i supposed to know why don't you answer it and find out you dumb ass! gosh.... people and their common sense these days!!

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have an optical disorder

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Why was 6 afraid of 8 because 8 kidnap 7

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Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

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Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

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what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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What's similar between a flamingo and a rhino? They're both pink...except the rhino

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

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What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

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What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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