roses are red violets are blue i am muslim

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Where do you find a dog? At a pet store.

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Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

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What does a cat sound like when it's being raped by a human? MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!

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- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

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What caused the Berlin Wall to come down? Gravity

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Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

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Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

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Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

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Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

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-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

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What do you call a black man? Jamal

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What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

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why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

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Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

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