Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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A blind man walked into a bar and got a beer and got drunk and went on a rampage and killed YOUR MOM

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Did you hear about the guy who got his entire LEFT side ripped off? He's dead.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

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Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

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what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

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How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

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What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

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Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

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your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

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what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

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Why Did The Girl Fall Off The Swing. IDK maybe she fell asleep.

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Why couldn't the old lady take her Afghan Hound to the vet after the dog had been brutally harassed? She was dead.

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Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

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Waseem is sad because all his jokes are not funny!

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What did the little boy with diabetes get for Christmas? A shot of insulin; just like every other day.

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A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

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So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

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How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

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Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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