So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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im watching you..

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How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

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A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

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What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

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A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

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What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

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Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

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what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

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a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

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Why do black men smell like horse poo? Because they showe horse shit in stables.

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Yo momma's so fat that all the children within a close proximity of your home think that your mother is a very large woman.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

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a man in a black van pulls up to a kids house and offers him icecream the kid points out that since it is summer and black absorbs heat, that the icecream will have melted

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2 guys get into a fight over a girl.....the girl walks out

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*knock knock* Who's there? ...Who's there?... *opens door to find a dead baby on the front door step*

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Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

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Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

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In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

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Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

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Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

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What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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