How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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I used to know what alzheimers was

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AIDS

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1:Knock Knock 2:Who's there 1: Your cousin tyler He was then brought in with the rest of the family to celebrate Thanks giving.

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

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What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

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The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

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19th amendment

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Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

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Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

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1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

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Wanna hear a joke? Obamacare.

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There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

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What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: I'm a horse. We have long faces.

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The Bible

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

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Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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Women.

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Why did the waiter put rubber bands in the soup? Because he wasn't a very good waiter.

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What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

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Anti Joke

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