What did the taxi driver say to the chicken when the chicken called a cab? "aren't you supposed to be crossing a road somewhere?" Little did the taxi driver know that the chickens license was taken away for multiple DUIs because when his wife left him he became an alcoholic mess, lost his job and became depressed. But when he called the taxi, he was on his way to a job interview. Since he never made it to his job interview he soon went broke and lost his home. Having hit rock bottom, the chicken unawarely started to cross a busy road and was ran over by that same taxi driver.

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What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

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What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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Chris is hairy

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What do you call two dog? dogs

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

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Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

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why did the ginger cross the road to go to hell

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A man knocks on a wooden door. A woman says who is it?

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How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

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What's blue, cold and makes people cry? A dead baby

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What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

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Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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i keep getting thumbs down...

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Q. What did Grandmother get Little Boy Johnny for Christmas? A. Nothing. She died on Thanksgiving Day.

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what did John do to make the cold weather a little less irritating? well, being a homeless man, John did..... nothing.

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What's worse then your pets death? I don't know I asked you.

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"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

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Anti Joke

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