What is black, white and hungry? A woman with a rare skin disorder known as Vitiligo which causes discolourtion of the skins pigment in patches; who is hungry.

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why did justin fuck alice and maliyah to have fun

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Shaniqua: Knock knock Random black guy: Who is there? Shaniqua: It's me your girlfriend I had a really nice meeting with my dick Random black guy:What?

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What's worse than knowing you have Hepititis C? Not knowing.

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What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

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Why was the construction worker crying? Because do to the failing economy, he was recently let go from his job, and he is mortified by the idea of being unable to find work and ending up homeless and unable to fend for his family.

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a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

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What did your last slave die of? Terminal Cancer

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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My asian freind died recently... But on another note why did the chicken cross the road.Crosing the road is a metaphor for killing yourself and the chicken is my asian freind.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

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Why did the boy fail gym? He had cancer and had to amputate both of his legs.

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You mom is so fat she appeals to my secret fetish.

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All your base are belong to us. Shame on you for making fun of the Japanese. They can't help their broken English sometimes. How would you like it if someone were to nitpick about every single word you typed? Yeah, bet you wouldn't like that, would you? Would it make you feel a bit more guilty to know these people suffered through a horrible earthquake and tsunami - and still managed to survive? Huh? Or that they continue to outshine most other countries in the world in the field of high-technology? Sure, maybe they DID blow up Pearl Harbor in 1941 and send us reeling into another World War. Everyone makes mistakes. Based on the past, "All your base are belong to us" seems pretty trivial now, doesn't it? Go apologize to a Japanese man right now, and never speak of this again.

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Your dad is so bald, that a various number of people compliment him on how well shaven his head is.

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roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

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Q: Ask me how far have you gone with a girl? A: Mexico

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[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

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