Niko isnt a mexican douche

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Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

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How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

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My brother found snow in his hair from last year... only people who know me know this joke!!haha -sopie

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Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

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My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

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An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

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-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

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why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he got hit by a car because he wasn't aware of the dangers of not looking both ways. Bufoon

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What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

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What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

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why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

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What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

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Trust me, you are that kind of girl, and no, you are not nerdy, you are open and down to ground, while your beautiful exterior means a lot to me (I am a man, its the way I am), I would never have wanted to talk to you or even less visit you with a pack (make it five packs) of condoms, if you where the awkward Asperger kind of gal, so how old are you, like seriously?

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Q: why did the plane crash? A: because jack daniels equals 7

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This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog Woof.

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What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

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Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

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Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

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Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

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