knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

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3 Chinese brothers (chu, bu, and fu) come to America and want to change there names. Chu becomes Chuck, Bu becomes Buck, and Fu becomes Tom because obscenities do not make acceptable names.

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knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

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Politics.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

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Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

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How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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Whats the saddest part about the sandy hook shooting? There were still bullets in the clip... Im going to hell by the way.

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Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

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Your mamma's such a whore, she sleeps with men who pay her.

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Why didn't the caterpillar turn into a butterfly? Because it was a cheeto

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Out on the playground of a school, extremely young kids are acting as living witness to an audacious thing. They're watching a very interesting display of strength and brutality. They're observing a enactment of lofty potential and great might. What're they watching? They're regarding their principal getting promptly arrested by the federal police for possession of technically illegal weaponry including, but not only limited to what looked like to them: peculiar "fire crackers" and reloadable "candy dispensers". In the ensuing battle, their principal got shot in the arm and a random pedestrian got killed by a stray bullet. In the end, the cruel joke's on them. Guess what? They're irrepairably damaged for the rest of their life.

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Jokes=Funny Anti=Opposite Anti+Joke=Anti Joke Anti Joke= Anti Humour Anti Humour + People= Offensive Jokes Offensive Jokes= Often jokes about women Offensive Jokes=Problems Women=Problems

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Q: What happened when lost John lost his crack cocaine? A: He bought some weed.

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

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Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

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How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

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what did the special ed kid get on his iq test? drool

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Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

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What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

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