Q:What do you call a bird with wings? A:A bird -Ryan Vallee

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What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

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What do you call a Jew A Jew

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Why did the Black man kill the White man? So he could end up in jail with the rest of his family.

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

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Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

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What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

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I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

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Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

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Nero: Farewell to my past last part aka No more forced psychiatric evaluations for me. My psychiatric evaluator asked me why I consider myself a souless demon and not a man. My answer was: My mothers name was Maria, my brothers name is Kristoffer and my real father (which I only met once which was meaningless) is a Chatolic priest. Then I showed her (my psychiatric evaluator) my passport, my name is not Nero Angelo, nor whatever my parents might have told others but rather Angelo Nero. So lets conclude shall we? Nero Angelo = Angel black. and some Capcom shit. Angelo Nero = Says on my birth certificate, means Black Angel. Kristoffer= The sacrifice of Christ my half brother. Ricardo my non real father = which has nothing to do with Josef... Thank F*CK! So yeah, some of you might recognize me, but I have not met any family members the last 16 years, so if you where planing to judge me the next time you see me, you better run instead, because I will... "pacify" you for just watching while my parents waterboarded me, for just standing there while my mother tried excorzise me away while beating the crap out of me. I WILL "remove you, forever" the only family I got, are my 2.755 or so members of my movement Neronism, and my wife`s family, this is not a threat.... ...Its a promise to me, and to you. Make no mistake though, Neronism has over 60.000 members worldwide, but I dont care about them, enough is enough. Maria: My birthmother which claimed long before I was born that she was a virgin and as thus that she was giving birth to the anti-christ. (me, thanks mom) Then my psychiatric evaluator asked me if I truly believed I was a demon, where I told her that "human" is just a term, and that I know that calling myself a demon is just a way of coping with my past. She suggested that now that my troubles/parents are over/dead, that my need for her or anyone evaluating me further is over and she jokingly rated me a 100 percent "fresh" when I asked her if I was still a rotten tomato, so I am officially out from the "realm" of psychiatry (which I was forced to after killing my father in self defense). Its been fucking 27 years since, bt finally I am fucking happy... And the hell if there is humanity left in me... >:) M.Biso... I mean Nero. Merry christmas everybody, I know mine is not so bad after all... ill probably spend more time here, but farewell for now, and finally I can scratch the shit out of my ortopedic arm without getting PTSD`s of my non real father tearing my head off... AAAAAAAAAND all is good... Except the fucking itch...

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So a blond is rowing a boat in the middle of the field. It turns out she was insane and was trying to escape from the sanitarium.

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The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

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whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

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Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

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What is worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? One baby stapled to 50 trees. What is worse than one baby stapled to 50 trees? One tree stapled to 50 babies.

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Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

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What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

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