roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

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The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

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you and your family will die tonight

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

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What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

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Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

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Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with Nickelodon? You get Dora because she is allways telling you what to do.

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What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

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Why did your mom cross the street? She didn't. She was a home. Making me a sandwhich.

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Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

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Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

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There was a Black and a Mexican in a car, they were on their way to church.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

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Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

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your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

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roses are red violets are blue i done you mom a favor by making you...banana and rice don't worry it'll taste just nice

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

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Anti Joke

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