Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

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What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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The more I learn to understand myself, the more true I am towards my values the less human I feel. The irony is, that there will always be other humans feelng the same.

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What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

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How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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What's the difference between a black man and a pile of shit ? One is a black man, the other is a pile of shit.

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

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how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

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There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

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Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

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What do you call a fat kid? I don't know...you tell me

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Thumbs up if you get it.

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why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

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What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

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AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

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Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

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why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

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What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

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how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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