Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. So was my son after I beat him to death.

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Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

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Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

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CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!$$$$bOoBiEs

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why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

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How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

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a man walks into a bar..... the man pulls out a gun and robs the place as he is exiting he bumps into a child the child falls in the street and is crushed by a bus. the bus in an attempt to avoid the child swerves and hits a maternity clinic next to a gas station that promptly explodes. the robber so distraught he trys to shoot himself but the gun misfired and the man was arrested and was raped repeatedly in prison...he now has aids...

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What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

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7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

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Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

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Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

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roses are red violets are green id love to flick owen cliffords mams bean

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

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On a scale of 1 to drunk how ten are you?

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

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Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

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