A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

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Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

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Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

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Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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An Englishman, A Scotsman, a Welshman, an Australian, An American, A German, A Swede, A Kiwi, An Austrian, A Belgian, A Frenchman, A Chinese Guy, An Indian, A Turk, A Czech, A Canadaian, A Russian, A serbian, A Portuguese, A brazilian, An Argentine and a South African go in to a bar. The Security stops them and says "I'm sorry i can't let you in without a thai"

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Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

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why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

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Q: why is the squirrel stuck in the tree? A: because he should have finished high school.

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Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

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How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

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What do you call a middle-aged man at a preschool? A teacher.

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Why did the womens basketball team beat the mens? the men were locked in a refrigerator

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a black kid goes and gets some cereal and spills some flower on him self and he goes to his grandma and says look grandma i`m white and then she slaps him he goes to his grandpa and says look grandpa i`m white and then he slaps him and then he goes to his mom and then says look mom i`m white and then she slaps him then he goes to his dad and then says dad i`ve been white for 20 minutes and i all ready hate yall nigas

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Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

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Doctor, Doctor. I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your problems. You've got AIDS.

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? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

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Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

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Why are they the "living" daylights?

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Anti Joke

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