Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

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Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Gestapo. Gestapo who? Your husband is dead.

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

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Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

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what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

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Yo momma so stupid when I said drinks are on the house she went and got a ladder

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A man walked into a bar. He sustained a mild concussion and a brusied pelvis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

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Is it possible to mix an answer to a question with another? No. Aids are perfect for fear training.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms.

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Why does the man hate his job? He thinks working sucks?

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What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

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2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

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So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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