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Knock Knock. Who's there? James. James who? James from work. Oh, come on in.

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Every time you make fun of an Ethiopian child he dies a little on the inside.. But that's probably just from the hunger..

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This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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Women's rights.

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Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

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what do you call a man with three eyes and eleven fingers? his name

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a human being of Aztec descent, while a bench is an inanimate object used most frequently as a place to sit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

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how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

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roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

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Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

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Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

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why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

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A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

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Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

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Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

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poop

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o | ,'~'. / \ | ____|_ | '___,,_' .----------------. | ||(o |o)| ( KILL ALL HUMANS! ) | ------- ,----------------' | _____| -' \ '####, ------- /________\ ( ) |) '_ ' ,------|\ _ /_ / | |_\ || /_ /| | o| _\ _|| /_ / | | |\ _\____//' | ( ( | | | (_,_,_,____/ \ _\ | ------| \ _\|_________| \ _\ \__\\__\ |__| |__||__| ||/__/ |__||__| |__||__| |__||__| /__)/__) /__//__/ /__//__/ /__//__/. .' '. '. (_kOs____)____)

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women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

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