From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

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Whats is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite. Whats worse than a shark bite? The Holocaust.

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why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

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david give me my money back... i will have it next week

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I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

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What is pink and smells like green paint? Pink paint

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whats black. an african american person

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how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

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What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

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What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

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What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

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Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

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What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

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What did casino dealer say to the other? Every day I'm shuffling.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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The MLS

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Q. how did the blond get a college degree in medicine? A. she studied hard and aced her final exam.

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

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What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

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1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

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An Asian man walks into a bar and ask the Barman for a beer, the Barman is racist and therefore tells the Asian man to leave his pub. The man goes home and drowns his children in the bath and pushes his wife down the stairs, he is found out by the police and is given a life sentence in jail. 5 years later the Barman kills someone in a bar fight and is also sent to jail for life. The Barman meats the Asian man in prison and they settle there differences with a handshake. Two days later the Barman was stabbed in the neck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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