Zach Barlow

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what does a gorilla do when it sleeps. it snores.

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a picnic table? Many things, really. Beginning with simple structural features such as the number of legs, of which there happen to be four on a generic picnic table, and two on a human being. One might observe that a typical african american male is between 5'8" and 6'2" in total length, whereas a picnic table, being made to support 6-8 people will generally be slightly longer. A black guy will generally be pictured standing upright. A picnic table is usually horizontally laid out upon a flat surface. The former is living or dead, the latter is usually nonliving, processed wood or metal. The former may move about from day to day of its own accord, the latter is completely stationary, and indeed very difficult to relocate, etc.

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You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

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-What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew -The pizza doesn't experience many years of hardship and social belittlement at the hands of a dictator in need of a scapegoat to support radical ideas.

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

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Why did the black kid fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome

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Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

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Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

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So a horse walks into a barn.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." Then there is silence and a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone the guy says "I shot in the air and my friend heard it and moved. I think he's still alive." The operator says "Good that means he's still breathing and he's not dead."

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

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My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

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A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

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Q: how many people with adhd does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: wanna go ride bikes?

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What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

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Why did the man die in a car crash? Answer: He was not fallowing the traffic laws and therefore risking the life of himself and others. This may have resulted from the possibility that he was under the influence of alcohol, he was under the influence of drugs, he was emotionally unstable from a bread up, he was emotionally unstable from because of an abusive family, he was emotionally unstable from losing his job, he had an abusive childhood, he was emotionally impaired, he was high from lack of oxygen, he wanted to wear a blindfold, he didn't like his car, liked to spin the steering wheel a lot, he thought the gas was the break, or he just didn't like traffic laws.

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why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

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