Your life

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When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

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yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

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Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

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Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

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Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

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Why'd humpty dumpy fall of the wall? Someone threw a fridge at him

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a man gets raped. -teagan doherty-

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No, you think faster smarter and harder than everyone I know, you change and adapt faster for each day, sometimes I just think one has to stop asking oneself what makes one happy, and simply choose to be happy.

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Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

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Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.

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Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

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Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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Q: are you gay? A: maybe

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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what you get time to go with? - a clock

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why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

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why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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What did the girl say to her tits? I wanna suck u.

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45.

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What do you call a man with no heart? Dead

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So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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