A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

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A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

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Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

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What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

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whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

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where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

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Are you gay? No. Ok.

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Knock Knock Come in!

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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There are two types of people in the world: humans

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

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What is the worst part about being a blonde? Random green painted strangers throw forks at you claiming it will confuse you, because they got it off of an anti joke website!

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What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

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Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

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Why does life suck? Because it does

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Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

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An oriental man starts a new job. He is told to go to the Supply cupboard and bring back some stationery.He is gone far too long so his boss sends another man to see what is going on. The oriental man had a fatal stroke in the supply cupboard and was unfortunately dead.

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What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

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A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

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What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

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What has five letters and sounds like "trucks?" Vroom

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what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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