How do you confuse and anger a blonde? Kill her family and loved ones and say you did it because potato.

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Why do girls not have to have drivers license? Because they don't need a car to get from the bedroom to the kitchen ;) Don't mean to offend anybody! His joke is just funny

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being shipped to KFC.

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There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

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roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got mercifully trampled by a nearby 18 wheeler.

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What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

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PICKLES

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away privileges that she normally would have had had she not misbehaved.

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Why did the man break all his bones? Because his parachute failed to open

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What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer-pressure.

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the only thing funny about this website is the fact ciaran hawkins is in love with it

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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Homosexual babies? It's a choice

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for her birthday? A S.T.D

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how many jews can you fit in a honda civic 1 in the driver seat, 1 in the passenger seat and 3 in the back properly fixed with safety belts.

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Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

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