- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My parents have an open marriage.

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

Boob

God is real

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Q: How long does it take to dig to China? A: 5 mins. I hire a bunch of mexicans

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

Why did i write this joke knowing i wont get published? I don't know.

A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

Pickles

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