I saw a sign saying Falling Rocks. But no, no it doesn't.

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

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a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

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what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

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Guess what. I eat weed and smoke yogurt

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What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

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What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

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Once upon a time, there was a man named John. John loved pancakes

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Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

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In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

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Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? A. He got attacked by a dog.

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Want to here a joke? Then get off this site!

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Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

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Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

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Jackson's dad told him to "play in the traffic".

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

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What is worse than falling down the stairs? Having leukemia.

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What's the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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