Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

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Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

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A dog is walking down the street. The dog catcher promptly arrives and takes him to the pound. Two months later the dog is in a new, happy home with a wonderful family.

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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Parents: What do you want for your birthday? Boy: A yellow ping pong ball. 7th birthday P: What would you like for your birthday son? B: A yellow ping pong ball 13th birthday P: What would you like for you birthday son? B:A yellow ping pong ball. P:Hmm, fine. 17th birthday P: What would you like for your birthday son? B: A yellow ping pong ball. P: That's is I'm getting you a car! Day before 18th the boy drives into a bridge. He lies in his hospital bed and his parents are there. P: What would you like for you birthday tomorrow? B: A yellow ping pong ball. P: Fine. Why do you want these ping pong balls anyway? B: Because. And then he died.

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What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

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Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

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Why doesn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead

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roses are red, violets are violet.

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im a selling a car

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What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

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How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

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how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

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READ IT ALL> whats the difference between a jew and a pizza...the jew is a human with living features and organs that keep his body hydrated while also keeping his blood pumped throughout him, otherwise the pizza is a circular, doe based cake like food topped with a fine layer of cheese and in some cases topped of with other substances such as pineapple or ham :)

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Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

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What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

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Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

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Who's Italian and plays with a peach? Mario

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Knock Kock Who's there? Boo Boo who The ghost from Mario

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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