Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

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Q: Guess what my Mom and Dad did last Night on the Kitchen Table.... A: Had Dinner.

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

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What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

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God. God.

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Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

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Get on your knees Ho

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

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Curiosity killed the cat! No, the tire of a vehicle did.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Did you hear about the plane that crashed and killed 1000 people? My sister has cancer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

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what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

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Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

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How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

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Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

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A white guy, a black guy, and a Spanish guy jump off of a building. Due to acceleration of gravity, they hit the ground at a fast speed and die.

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How do you kill a retard? Pour gasoline on him and light him on fire.

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When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

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two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

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a man walked into a bar "ouch"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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