1 Jew XD

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, I am color blind.

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Why couldn't little Billy jump? He was dead.

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Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and have a conversation and eventually they leave.

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Why did the mother have a club in her hands covered with red liquid? She spilled her bloody murry while playing golf.

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An owl and a squirrel watch a farmer walk by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing because owls are not capable of human speech. The owl then eats the squirrel because the owl is a bird of prey.

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

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What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

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What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

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Praise Paisley

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What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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