A duck walked up to a bad hearing drug dealer, and dealer asked duck, "What you do want?" A duck said, "Quack!" So dealer gave duck a crack

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Hey, come here often? No.

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how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

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Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

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roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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Why is it pointless to brutally kill and dismember a Japanese man? You'd be satisfying his sexual fetish.

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A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

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Surprise mother father (A+)

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what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

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so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

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...and I'm a Mormon.

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-646-2835 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names travis

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What is green and looks like Grass? A painting of grass

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hi.... bonjour... hola... DOOO YOUUUU UNDERSTANDDD MEEE !!!!!!!!!!!

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Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

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How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

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knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

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what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

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What has feathers, and is known to fly? A bird

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Yo momma's so fat that when she went to Seaworld and a whale saw her, looked away, and continued on with its daily life.

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what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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