four score and seven years ago. . sharks with frickn laser beams attached to their FRICKeN HEADs.

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Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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When life throws you melons you might be dyslexic.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Adam said to God, "God, I need a companion." God replied, "OK Adam, but you need to give up a rib." Adam agreed and thus humanity was born.

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Whats green has four legs and would kill you if it fell from a tree. Pool Table.....

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What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

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Is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting AIDS.

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How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth? Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least. Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.

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What do you call a black man and woman with a little white girl? A Family.

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Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

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What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What do you call a cow after an earthquake? Dead. The barn collapsed on top of it.

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What did the electron do after losing his proton? Trough electromagnetical forces, the electron simply left it's atom, making it become a positive ion. Then, atracted by other atom's magnetical force, it joins the other atom's last vallence shell, creating a negative ion, since there are more electrons then protons in the atom in issue.

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Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

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All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

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why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? To honor his father, Jonathan "Red" Hoffner, who was tragically killed in the line of duty. While attempting to save 3 small children in a trailer park fire, the elder firefighter suffered 3rd degree burns over 80 percent of his body. "Red" was rushed to a local hospital and lingered for several agonizing days. He began to rally but a careless error by a night nurse led to his unfortunate demise. His son was psychologically unable to wear anything but red suspenders every day for the rest of his life - not only because of his father's death but also because it was he who had maliciously set the fire in the first place.

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How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

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