Knock Knock Who's there? A package, the UPS man is already back in his truck.

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Teacher: "What is the outside layer on a tree?" Dog: "Bark" Teacher: "How would you describe the desert surface?" Dog: "Rough" Teacher: "Would you say that Abraham Lincoln was an intelligent man?" Dog: "Yarp"

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I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

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What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

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You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

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Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

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how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

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You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

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What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

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Abortion

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whats the difference between a white jew and a black jew the black jew is treated poorly and is sent to the back of the gas chamber

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A man finds a mysterious lamp on the side of the road. He picks it up, rubs it, and sells the lamp at a pawn shop for $10,000. The man paid off his credit card debt and was happy that he did not have to file for bankruptcy.

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How do u kill a mocking bird? Stab it

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was holding hands with the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It saw a banana. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? It slipped. Why did the fifth monkey fall out of the tree? It thought this was all a game. Why did the sixth monkey commit suicide? All his friends were gone.

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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

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Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

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Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

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Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

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Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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