Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

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What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

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What is red and itchy? Something that itches and it turns red if you itch it to much

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Why did the baker have brown hands: Because he was black

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A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

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roses are red leather is black when god made you he was smoking crack

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

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A man goes to a Korean-owned dry cleaner to pick up his suits. They were impeccably cleaned at a reasonable rate.

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What do cows in Africa say? Moo

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Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

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Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

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what is the difference between Stephani and a whale? A whale is skinnier... get the harpoonns

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What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

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What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

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What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

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why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

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What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

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whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

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what do you get when you combine fire and water? alcohol

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Anti Joke

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