Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

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Want to hear something funny? Sure, what? 9/11

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What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

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There are three guys on an airplane, a Korean, a Mexican, and an American. The pilot comes on the speaker and syays,"The plane is to heavy, throw out the thing you have most in your country." The Korean throws out an AK-47 and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The Mexican throws out a taco and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The American throws out the Mexican and says,"We have to many of these in our country."

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Smeg...

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A man wakes up after only one hour of sleep due to his insomnia. He starts to cry because his wife just passed away and his parents were recently killed in a car accident. The man gathers his composure, takes a shower, and drives to his minimum wage job. He was expelled from high school for an assault he didnt even commit and has no money to get an education. At work, he accidentally drops a box of valuable, fragile electronic parts and gets fired by his boss. He goes home to his dirty 1 bedroom apartment and contemplates suicide. He decides to wait as his favorite tv show is on. He turns on the tv to the news his show has been cancelled. The man, depressed, suicidal and alone, picks up his .22 and kills himself. There is no God.

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Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

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Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Why didn't the black man get the scholarship? Because he didn't apply for it.

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So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

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What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

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A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

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What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and a rock? The rock doesn't cheat on it's wife.

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why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

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Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

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my dick is like a bridge. i dont know why.

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I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

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Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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