A scientist walks into a bar. His forehead becomes swollen.

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Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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Who can make 50 iPads in 1 hour? An Asian

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What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

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What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

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What do you call two black guys on a bike? Unsafe operation of a bicycle.

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A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

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Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

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Nuneaton..

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? Just about anything because child mortality is not funny.

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A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

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What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

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Hummer.

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What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? Cut the rope!

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An boy with ADHD walks into a

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Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

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Lucas talks to mom she says hi

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What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

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What happens when Darth Vader farts? Nothing. Darth Vader's butt was burned off on the volcanic planet of Mustafar and he fell into a lava pit. Darth Vader has since started a program called Darth Vader's butt replacement research foundation. Please donate money today. You could be changing a buttless person's life. Thank you very much.

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Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

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Why do fat people make such good slaves? They're too fat and lazy to escape. Unfortunately, if you want your slave to be fat, you actually have to feed it properly.

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You know what they say about big feet... Wow, those are some big feet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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