How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

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How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

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MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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Why does snoop dogg carry around an umbrella?? ......fo drizzle

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What's one very bad way to injure yourself? Smashing your head against a metal surface

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

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A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

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Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

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What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

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Knock Knock Who's there? St. Judes St.Judes who ? St.Judes Research Hospital calling. Give me money, I've got cancer kids dying

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

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The WNBA.

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can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

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Rebecca Black starts to sing a song, and when breaking out into her annoying chorus, we realize that it's not about the days of the week.

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What did the group of black men do to the old white woman? Gave her back the purse she dropped.

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What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

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Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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Once upon a time there was a chicken...the chicken married a dog. They dog and the chicken had little baby dog-chickens then the daddy dog killed the mummy chicken by eating her. The baby doggie-chicks saw and tried to run away but the daddy dog ate them too. Moral of the story: Marry someone who can't eat you ;)

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Why was the black man running? he was participating in race for the cure, a charity event where all proceeds go to breast cancer awareness.

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What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

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Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

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A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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