NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? If the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are because there are no replacement light bulbs, the don't have transportation, and the nearest store is 10 miles away. In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

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How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

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A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

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whats the same about a red crayon and a blue crayon? there both the same color except for the blue one

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Grandma walked into the kitchen...

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Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, due to the lack of details, there could be many reasons, such as the possibility that there was a cornfield on the other side, he got scared by a loud noise behind him and ran across the street, or just plain old curiosity, but whatever it may be, right now, we do not know the cause.

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What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

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why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

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What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting raped mercilessly by Ronald McDonald.

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I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

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Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

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Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

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What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

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What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

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Yo mama's so stupid.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................uh jk

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-Knock knock. -Who's there? -Doctor. -Docter who? -Yes...

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what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

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im a policeman the car infront of me had a foot hanging out of the trunk. i pulled him over. i closed the trunk and proceeded to inform him of the dangers of open trunks.

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Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

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Do you know what's funny? 9/11

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