What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar with a vase of 12 roses. 57 years later he died after a lengthy battle with colon cancer.

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How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

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Why did the boy give the girl flowers? Because her parents died in a car crash and he felt bad.

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your moms my other ride

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Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

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Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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Chuck Norris can fly around the world in under 2 days. In an airplane.

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Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

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How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

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Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

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Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

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What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

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What did the priest say to the kid? You can tell your dog but nobody else, ok?

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

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two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

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Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

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Anti Joke

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