- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

Doctor Doctor i have a shoe in my braces. I bet it smells haha.

Roses are red Violets are blue Elephants cant jump Neither can amputees

What's worse than the unwarrented death of six milliion Jews? The death of six million and one Jews

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

What's brown and adhesive? A stick

Two elephants walk off of cliff.... BOOM BOOM!

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

Why didn't the boy go to school? He was sick.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

Why didn't the 9-year-old girl go to school on monday? Because she lived in a country where women don't have rights and was traded as a commodity for 2 pigs to be a wife for a 43 year old man.

What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy walking into a bar, A couple of multicultural friends grabbin' a drink.

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

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