Nope, but yeah Felix looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, I think, nah it was Oswald the Lucky rabbit I believe, and he used to get his ass kicked by... Damn, what`s the name of the fat cat that beat up Mickey in steamboat willie?

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Don't you sometime just want to chop of your toes and stomp around to prove to the so called 'experts' that it is possible for a person to walk without toes? . . . . . . me neither

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

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What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

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Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

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Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

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Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

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What's the difference between mw2 and mw3? Nothing

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Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

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why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

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Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

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Why wasn't jimmy at Paul's party? He died in a fatal car crash and flew out y The windshield and landed in boiling oil then a dog ate him.

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Your in Thailand on a Elephant ride... at the end you jump off but uncle jack is still on the elephant and the elephant wont let him off.... Do you help your uncle, Jack off the elephant?

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

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how do you stop a train? you cant..

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What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

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How did the man drown the fish? He ate it.

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A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

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A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

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Anti Joke

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