A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

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A blonde walks into a bar ouch

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What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

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Why was a refrigerator sitting on a part bench? Because someone set it there.

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There once was an Asian kid who got a B+ in Math. He was later yelled at and beat by his parents.

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What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

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Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what would you like to drink?". The horse, unable to comprehend english, just nods and proceeds to shit on the floor

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What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

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Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

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Hi i love black men so much and i am a jewish faggot bye

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Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

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Anti jokes SUCK!

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Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

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What do you get if you buy a big mac with a ten pound note? Change.

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A man has had too many beers late at night. The bartender says "Sir, I'm going to have to cut you off"

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what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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