What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

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Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

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what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

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How many women does it take to drive a car? One. She had a sex change.

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Why did the boy lose his watch? Who cares? It was a shitty-ass watch.

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What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

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Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

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Q. What's the difference between dead babies and celebrities? A. Nobody likes celebrities.

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? To get to the other side.

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Why did the man go bra shopping? Cause he is a single father and his teenage daughter needs a new one.

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What do you call a black man jumping off a bridge? Suicide.

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why is the child screaming? Because he just woke up from a bad dream.

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Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

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Q: What did the redneck say when he ran out of beer? A: I need more beer.

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democracy

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Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It got shot. Why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one. Why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a race to the bottom? Why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree? No one knows, not even the guy who made this joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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