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Once upon a time, there was a a loving couple. When they first kissed, the girl's heart skipped a beat, but it wasn't because of love. It was a heart murmur. She died. The end.

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Patrick- hey spongebob i thought of something even funnier then 24 Spongebob- What patrick- 25

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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What do you call a black man? Jamal

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What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

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A man walked into a bar and asked if he could use the toilet The bartender told him that it was for paying customers only The man walked up to the bartender, ordered a drink and then proceeded to go to the toilet He came back feeling refreshed, finished his drink and said his goodbyes

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Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

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If a chicken and a taco cross a highway how many cats does it take to milk a turkey? Cactus cause the dog had two black eyes

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Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

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A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

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did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

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Obama-Care

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Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

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What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

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what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

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Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

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A. Knock Knock B. ... A. Knock Knock B. ... A. DING DONG B. Who's there? A. Me, I tried knocking first but you musn't have heard me, so I rang the doorbell.

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A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

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