What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

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Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

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Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

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Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

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Why did the man shut up? because he was told to

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

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What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

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What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

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What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

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A man is sitting at a bar. He stands up and goes over to these bikers playing pool. He then walks over to the bartender and says "I bet you three hundred dollars that I can pee in that bottle over there." The bartender looks at the bottle and sees there is a good five meters between the two. The bartender then agrees. The man takes out his penis and begins to pee. His pee stream goes everywhere on the bar, on the cash register, and espicially on the laughing bartender. It goes everywhere except inside the bottle. The man finishes and zips his pants. He then smiles at the bartender while handing him three hundred dollars. The bartender asks "why are you laughing you lost three hundred dollars?" Which the man replies "See those bikers by the pool table laughing?...I bet them five hundred dollars each that I could pee on your bar, on your cash register, and on your face and you would laugh and be happy." The bartender then reached under his bar and toke out his bat. He then continued to break the mans knees and then perceeded to pee on his bruised and battered face.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

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Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmicist.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

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Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

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What's the difference between Justin Beeber and a Basett hound? I don't know.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

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How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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