Hey Lamar, guess what. No Oh ok haha Otarts was here

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1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

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whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

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Q:Whats worst then finding a worm in your apple? A:Getting raped in the ass.

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A man walks into a bar. Wait, no, it was a horse. A man walks into a horse

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Hello, I'm David and I just stabbed my aunt in the eye. Just kidding, my name isn't David. That was an Aunt Eye(anti) joke.

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Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

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Why did the white man go to jail? He broke the law.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? A disgusting halfbreed which prays daily for its own euthenasia...

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

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My penis is so big that some women find it uncomfortable.

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What's a slang term for a really, really fat person? Overweight.

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qg6AkhIYVs

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Roses are red Violets are blue i cant ryme or spell.

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Q: What did the man do when he won the lottery? A: He kept it for himself and left his family.

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What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

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What do you call a large group of Apes attacking San Francisco? Well, it isn't called anything but coincidentally there is a movie called Rise of the Planet of the Apes which was released August 5, 2011 starring James Franco and Andy Serkis. -David Bruggen

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cory is gay

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

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How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

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I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

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Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. And now he's dead. No more shoe ingestion

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