- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

If Earth is a triangle, then why are trees smart? Because turtles have 4 legs

What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

What's faker than a rich mexican? A unicorn smoking weed

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

Q: Who's afraid of the big bad wolf? A: A couple of pigs with questionable carpenter's skills, and maybe Red Riding Hood. Grandma wasn't so lucky.

Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

richard is fag

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

Why did the retarded man jump off a building to commit suicide? He didn't try to commit suicide. He was mentally retarted and didn't know any better.

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

Why did the child with one arm shave his head? He is a swimmer.

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

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