A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

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A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

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Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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Your Momma is so fat that she will most like lose a leg to diabetes which is totally preventable if she eats a well balanced diet. I hope she loses weight. Say hi to her from me please.

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The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

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What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

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Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

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Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

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why did the chicken cross the road? regardless of the fact his job at kfc was there, he felt that exercise was need to work off is thighs

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roses are red violets are blue a pyschorapist just ate me refrigerator

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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What do you call a person who kills a black? A black man

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what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

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What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

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Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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Why didn't cancer cross the road? Because it was to busy taking my family.

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Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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