What's worse than a Holocaust in your apple? What.

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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Everyday I'm.. Stepping on a beach. A roop a doo! Stepping on a Beach. do do do? do!!

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what is brown and sticky? a stick.

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I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

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What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

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What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

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Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

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whats big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? a pool table

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Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

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What's black and looks like Burnt Popcorn? A black man

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All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because Your mother said so. Now get a life and get off this website young fellas.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Its Matt.

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A rabbit hops into a bar and sits on a stool, he then asks for a carrot, the barman didn't have a clue what he said because it was a rabbit so gives him a carrot to be generous. The bar door slams open and animal control put him in a cage and take him away. The moral of the story is that you should never let rabbits in your bar.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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I would write a joke, but it wouldn't be funny

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Knock knock Who's there? Forever alone Forever alone who? You.

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How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

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PISS OUT MY ASS!!!!!

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Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

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So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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