How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

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How did the man jumping out of the plane at 33,000 feet survive? Because he had a parachute

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Why did the man lose his job at the orange juice factory? Because the economy is shitty and none of the higher ups are willing to take a pay cut and they’re still paying themselves massive bonuses, the result of which are layoffs across all departments.

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Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

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What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

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Q: What's the difference between an African American and a bench? A: An African American is a human being of black dissent, while a bench is an inanimate object that people sit on.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Herpes, Now you do too.

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME!!!

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Stop driving smart cars you fags

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How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

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How did the blind man eat his soup? With a spoon. Despite no vision, the man could feel the shape of what he was touching.

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whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

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Do you want to hear a knock knock joke? (Yes) Okay, you start. (Knock knock). Who's there? ...

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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What do you call a clock that neither ticks nor tocks? A broken clock

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why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

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Why was the little Jewish girl sad? Because neo-Nazis killed her family.

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John Travolta goes to the supermarket..

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ash Oh hey Ash, I was expecting you, come on in!!

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Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it was a refrigerator. Why did the little girl die? Because she was hit by two monkeys and a refrigerator.

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What happened to the peanut who went to New York City? He got a-salted

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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