How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

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Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

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A muslin walks into a bar, and has the same equal rights as everyone else and orders a pint of fosters.

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What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

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what's longer than my shlong? .... nothing

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What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

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Thank you Nero, this might not sound apropiate at all, but I am in love with you and have always been, and just want you to know that what I love the most about you is your spirit, your kindness, and sincerely, how you make me feel safe, I think its that you are dead honest to the point where you insult people asking for your opinion, I never had to question what you really mean or want, you just say it out loud, I love you, I realize it must be strange hearing that from someone you see as a daughter, I remember my father too well to consider you one, but I guess I always considered you a hot big brother of sorts. You are 32 huh? You always knew did you not? Why that secret of all things? Ill be arriving as soon as those trained killers of yours show by, and man are they fast and loyal, only you could inspire that love. I know your name is Nero, but I would not mind calling you Axel or at least knight, that's what you have always been for me.

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What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

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Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

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A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

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What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

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There is something fishy about.... the fish curry at home

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What's under the first mate? The second mate.

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whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

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Roses are wilting violets are wilting YOU HAD ONE JOB

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Today I was reading anti jokes. At first I didn't get it, but then I figured it out and...ah crap, why am I writing this, it's just going to get thumbed down...

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My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

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there was a blonde red head and black they were on misty mountain the black was the smartest so she jumped off and said bird flew like a bird the red jumped and said falcon and glided like a falcon then the blonde the dumb one tripped said oh crap turned into crap and wentt to the bottom and bursted

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How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

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