Why are friends like trees? If you hack at them repeatedly with an axe, they fall over.

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Video Games

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YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

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Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? silence... Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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The Princess is in another castle

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Knock knock. Who's there You are.

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1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

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So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

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Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

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Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

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A boy found a nickel on the street. So he went to the ice cream shop and bought a gumball with the nickel.

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Q: What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? A: They both have handlebars except for the duck!

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Why are people racist? Thats a good question

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Gauss what ur mama said last night nothing i found her dead

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

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Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

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How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

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Fire extinguishers are sexy.

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So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

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Have you ever had Kenyan food? Neither have they.

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Why did the man cry when he went to the doctor? He has a terminal illness progressed to the point of cure and would die in 3 hours.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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