- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The dyslexic man called the black man a ginger.

whats 2+2? 4

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

A criminal walks into a bar, and shoots the bartender and has his way with the waitress. Its his bar now.

what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Ich bin nicht der Anführer

Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

I'm gay. No homo.

Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

It is so hard to write an antijoke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

whats better than an anti joke? a joke that you find funyer than an anti joke

there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being hit by a plane.

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