What do you say to two cows? Hey cows.

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Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

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What is more scary than an AK47,blood,and 99999 naughty children? Nothing problaly :p

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why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

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How do you make a model ugly? you shoot her in the face.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

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Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

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i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

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Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

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So a black man steals a bike Because it was unlocked, and that was just poor planning.

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I'm on the seafood diet. I eat clams and shrimp because it is healthy for me.

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

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an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

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A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

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An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

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What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

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Why isn't Pluto a planet? Because it mutilated my dog

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Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

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why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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