What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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-What do you call it when a female and male are together? - A very serious relationship.

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A women in her kitchen hears a thud outside. Her husband fell off the roof.

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what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

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Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

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a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

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What do you call a black girl scout? A brownie

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To whomever it may concern, You are currently reading this anonymous letter from someone anonymous. I’m currently watching you read this letter. I am not a threat. I am not Big Brother. I am someone anonymous. You will never find out who I am. You may have a few ideas of who this might be, but you will be wrong. Just know that I am watching you. That is all. I love you. All for Jesus -A

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What's worse than finding a hair in your soup? Slavery.

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Roses are red violets are blue, your library book is overdue, and if you dont pay the fine...i'll punch you in the mouth.

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What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

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what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

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what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

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when do you know your a BOSS................ when you get a promotion

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What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

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Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

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If you pull a pin out of a grenade, is it possible to put it back? I need a quick answer for this question.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Sheryl Sheryl who? No seriously, it's me, Sheryl.

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Haiku's are three lines long. This isn't a haiku.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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