What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

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What has human male genitalia? A human male

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A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

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what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

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Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

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Why did the house get trashed? Cause the babysitter was a rooster

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What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

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What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because he was insecure in his relationship with his soon to be wife.

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What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

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why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

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Q: are you gay? A: maybe

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

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Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

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What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

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prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

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What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

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What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

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when I shaved this morning....... hairs went down the sink

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Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

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Why did the asian driver crash his car? Because he was driving while intoxicated.

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Anti Joke

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