How much wood would a woodchuck chu... Forget this, this is overused.

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why did the jew cross the road? the ss was chasing him and his family to kill him so he ran across the street to same his family, he got hit by a truck and his family was killed...

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What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

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Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

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Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

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Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

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Three penguins are at the top of snowy hill. The first penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" The second penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" Finally, the third penguin slides down and hill and yells "RADIO!"

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Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

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What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

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Why is Scientology the Fastest Growing Religion of 21st Century? It isn't, its a cult.

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Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

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whats small and sexually confused? YOu

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the Shell Station.

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A. Knock, Knock B. Come in

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what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. And now he's dead. No more shoe ingestion

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

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What do you call a feline attempting surgery? A catastrophe, because they aren't very good surgeons.

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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Anti Joke

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