Knock Knock Who's There? No One No One Who? ...

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Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

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Your mama's so stupid... She scored below average on a recent IQ test.

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What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

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Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

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What do you call a duck In Africa ? Screwed

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Whats fuzzy and greenand if it falls from a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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Netflix and chill

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Chocolate tastes good.

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knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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there are three dudes one is white, one is mexican, one is black so a wizard says wish of something you want to be and jump off the roof. so the white guy wishes to be and eagle and jumps off and is an eagle the mexican wishes to be an owl and jumps off an becomes an owl then the black guy wishes he had to shit and jumps off and falls to the ground cause he turns into shit.

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

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Why does your mom not love you.... Because she is not your real mom.

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Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

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Women's professional sports

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why'd the chicken cross the road? he didn't what kind of farmer lets their chickens out on the streets, they get crunk you know

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What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

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How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

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WOMEN'S RIGHTS

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What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

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What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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