Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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Farmers are outstanding in their fields

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Two fish are in a tank. It is an average sized tank designed to hold aquatic animals.

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What did the man with Alzheimer's get for Christmas? Happy New Year!

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Uh Oh you just fell, So, So I've got one thing to say to you, And what's that Don't fall it gets you down!!!!!!!!

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

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Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

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Wanna know what's funny? A joke.

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why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

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what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

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What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

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Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

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What do you call a man who has reached the highest level of prestige in all Call of Duty games? A Virgin

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1st guy: Wanna hear a joke? 2nd guy: Yeah sure. 1st guy: Me too.

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When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

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Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

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Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

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Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?". The horse doesn't respond because it neither speaks nor understands English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on the way.

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My Friday was going great until i realized it's Thursday...

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Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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