Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

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3 guys were caught trespassing in a field and were sent to jail. The cop asked the first guy, "What were you doing in the field? He replied, "I was blowing bubbles" The cop asked the second guy, "What were you doing in the field?" He replied, "I was blowing bubbles" The cop then asked the third guy, "Lemme guess, you were blowing bubbles too? The guy replied, "No silly, I am Bubbles!"

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

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Moderately entertaining story, friend.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

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Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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What do you call an Arabic man flying a plane? A Pilot.

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How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

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What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

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Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

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Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

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I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

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What did the man say to his doctor?

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This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

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Knock! Knock! Whose there? Chris Chris who? (There was never a response. Leaving the man to wonder who Chris was... Was it his high school buddy Chris? His former colleague? That guy who filled his propane tank down at the gas station? Was that guy's name even Chris-or was it Craig? Craig, it was definitely Craig.)

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What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

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What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

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What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it's a grape and therefore unable to speak.

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A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

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Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

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What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

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