Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

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Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

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Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

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Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

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What does Malcolm X think about when hes horny? Sex!

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What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

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Which came first the egg or the chicken? The chicken because eggs can't cross the road

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You're smart... And I can tell a joke.

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Your mama's so fat.

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what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

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Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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A man from China is learning English and when confronted by a cop accidentally answers each question with one of the few words he knows, impugning himself in the process. The cop, not being a sociopath, realizes that the chuckling foreigner probably has no idea what he has just done and hands him a dictionary to help him cope with the drastic change.

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Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

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A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

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Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

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why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

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How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

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Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

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Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

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Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

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What's worse than failing a test Drowning

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why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

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What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

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