Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

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Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

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Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

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A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

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HOW TO RE-AD : FOR DUMMIES. (HELLEN KELLER ADDITION)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

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What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

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What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

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Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

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What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

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A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

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Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

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Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

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Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

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Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

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What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

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You're welcome!

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I have aids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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