- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

A Canadian walks into a bar, he rubs his head, steps around the bar, and walks into a bar. He has a great time hanging out with his friends and having a few drinks

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

Whats the differance between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? He had his legs amputated. He'll never ride his bike again.

Haikus are easy. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

Why was the black man hand cuffed by a woman cop? Because they are a married couple who feel like role play will help spark their sex life again.

A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

Guy 1: "Hey, you have some updawg on your face." Guy 2: "Oh, thanks. Did I get it?" Guy 1: "Yeah, I think so."

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

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