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What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

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Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

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what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

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What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

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What is a question?

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roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be.

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? At the bottom.

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An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

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A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. God does not answer.

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Whats the difference between black and white. Nothing they're both colors.

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What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

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A black man walks into a bar, and asks the barman for a pint of lager. The barman refuses to serve him because of his race. This causes the black man and any others in the establishment to leave, considering this appalling behaviour.

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How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

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Your Moma so fat, she would roll down a hill.

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What happen to the guy who didn't breathe A. He died

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i like my women like i like my coffee without a penis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

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a man walks into a bar and has a drink james

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What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? A Ferrari was never alive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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