every cloud has a silver lining

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What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

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Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

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Face...the other white meat!

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Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

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Guess what happened when a man took off his jumper?? He became cold!

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Why do Iraqi women never sleep with American soldiers? Because Americans always talk about pulling out but they never do!

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Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

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What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

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The diamond one below is hilarious.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

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how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

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Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

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Why was the boy embarassed at school? He got a noticable boner during class.

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Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

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What did the fish say when it hit the big stone wall? DAM

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what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

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Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

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A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

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An English man walks into a pub.

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why is rebecca black? because it's friday.

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A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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