- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix tea and sugar? sweet tea...

What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

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what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

Ain't idn't a word.

What did Abraham Lincoln say to his slaves? Nothing, Abraham Lincoln had no slaves.

Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

What do Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder have in common? They're both well known figures who have inspired many.

Four blondes are driving to Disney World. When they are in Florida, there is a sign that says "Disney left" Upset, they make a u-turn and go home.

What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

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