Jewwy Jewstein

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There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

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My nieghbor is blonde, but she doesnt like corn dogs or anything of that sort because her boyfriend is mexican. Mexcans are banned from eating corn dogs because they illegally crossed the border. Her dog wieghs about 8.9485763 pounds. Her nieghbor also protests corndogs because she cant fit throught her customized door which was 39 feet long. Why was six afraid of seven? because that lady is 700 pounds.

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What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:He didn't he was tortured then killed and turned into a sandwich that you can buy for the price of $1.00

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Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

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what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

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2 boy once went to a party. One boy dared the other to suck all the helium out of a balloon. Today this boy is know as Justin Bieber

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A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

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What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

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A bus crashes and everybody dies.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

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why do bananas wear sunscreen? becuase they peel!

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What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

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Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

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You are reading this.Ya you the fat one

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How do you confuse a blonde? You ask her a question.

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Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

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"Knock Knock" "Come in"

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A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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