Yo mamas so fat

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Both my milk chocolate and my white chocolate are brown. Why? I crapped on my white chocolate.

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womens rights to vote

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I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

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Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

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What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

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What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

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Why did sally fall off the wings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there NOT SALLY HAHAHAHA LOVE YOU JK

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Vagina ass.

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Snooki want smoosh smoosh

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BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

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What do you call a man who is dirty, and is searching through a pile of garbage? A man who threw out his divorce papers.

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what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

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why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

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who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

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Tommy got hit by a truck Knock knock Whos there Not tommy

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she wasn't 18

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What's the difference between Micheal Phelps and Adolf Hitler. Michael Phelps is an Olympic swimmer who has won many gold medals in the 2008 Olympics in swimming races and is considered to be one of the greatest swimmers ever. Adolf Hitler was a terrible man who was the leader of the Nazi party during the World Wars. He ordered to kill eight million Jews, causing what is called the Holocaust. He is considered one of the worst men in human history. Other immature people would say Micheal Phelps can finish races.

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hi michael

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Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

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Why did the man walk into the bar? Because he wasn't looking where he was going

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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