How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

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Why did the first elephant fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? PEER PRESSURE!

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Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

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My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

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What will you never see? A white guy that camp jump.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are numerous things worse than finding a worm in your apple. Some include the holocaust and nuclear warfare

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What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

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Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

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Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning.

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A bishop died and went to heaven. At the Pearly gates he sees Saint Peter , so he says to Peter "All my life I've been a committed Christian, but I just before I died I was tempted by a woman of ill repute". Saint Peter says "This is just an illusion, your dying brain is merely conjuring up images based on your presuppositions of an 'afterlife'. You have about three seconds left"

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Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

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What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

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What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

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Patrick is gay

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Did you know that Claire Seiter likes to drinkapplseiter? No. Oh well she does..

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Your momma is so dumb, that when she took the IQ test her scores were considerably lower then average.

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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A scientist walks into a bar. His forehead becomes swollen.

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What'd the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish, remember?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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