whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? because he got ran over by a bus! (not a original, just funny)

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse becomes depressed. He didn't ask to look like this. He drinks himself into a stupor, and then crashes into another car on the highway on the way home, killing a family of five. The horse is now in jail for life.

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PENIS

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What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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NASCAR

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What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes now you do too.

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

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Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

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a black father

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Keanu Reaves

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There's a god, just kidding.

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hey

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Mitt Romney.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

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What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Alcatraz is reopened only for Kevin's ma

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Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

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Anti Joke

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