What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

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Mexicans working in an office

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Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

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A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

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Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

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Where was Andy Beckett WHEN THE LIGHTS WENT OUT? In the dark

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Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

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What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

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Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

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What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (a police officer steps in and says): What is red and green and peed all over? I dont know Im sorry to say, but its your mother. A group of teens killed her and defiled her body with urine. She was wearing green.

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Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

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A Jewish man joins the German Army. He serves with distinction during the First World War, receives several commendations for bravery, and is one of the 12 million people killed during the Holocaust.

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make me a sandwich! what kind?

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What's the best thing about 27 year old's? There are 20 of them.

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A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

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what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

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What did the lawyer say to the lawyer We are both lawyers

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Why did the fireman go to the police station? He didn't go to the police station, he went to the fire station.

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Q. Whats green jumps up and down and then red? A.A frog in a mixer

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What do you call a person who uses food stamps? Poor. What do you call a black person who uses food stamps? Still poor.

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A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was mercilessly beaten by his mother.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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