you know whats not funny white boards.

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Bitch

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Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

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Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

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Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

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What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

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besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

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How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

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knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

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What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

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penis

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Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people

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Terry has ebola

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Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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All this fuss about drink driving is a load of crap! I frequently drink and drive, and I've never had an accident, apart from one small collision in which my wife was paralysed from the neck down.

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Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

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Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

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The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

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...The new series of spinoff movies from the worlds most frightening franchise! Pretty Normal Activity: Doing the groceries *****-Did not scare me at all :D! Ballbusters movie rentals *****- The demon never showed up which made this the scariest movie ever! Could not sleep for months... Whatyumean there is nothing paranormal in this? Aww FU*beep*CK!! Sumgay Inthestreet Journal *****-Pissed myself just from hearing the title got a stroke and almost died!, was it another Paranormal movie you said? Most overhyped comment we could find. Goddamn exaggerated movie reviews that fooled me into buying the original and expect something actually scary :(

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why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

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How can you tell that your friend just had sex with a blonde? The girl he just had sex with has blonde hair.

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