Q: Whats the difference between a Chicken and Your Mom? A: I dont eat the chicken

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A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

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What did the rock say to the other rock? It didnt

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What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

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Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

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Hey. I came up with an anti-joke. I posted it here.

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What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

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What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

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Caolan and Eamon

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

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How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

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A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

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Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

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Where did Little Sally go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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Easy, you get a phone with a recorder that rather than playing a "please leave a message after the tone", plays the same tune as if the phone was still not picked up. Now tell me here and now, because I wont waste more time on you, what part did you play in this? Jenny Chatterton? Another one of your pseudonyms? What the fuck did you think would happen? You live in the Uk, london, so, tell me everything, or I will share every single detail here.

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Q: What did Batman say to get robin into the Batmobile? A: Robin, get in the Batmobile!

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What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

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why didnt the boys drink the coffee? because she coughed on it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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