i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

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A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

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Imagine: You are trapped in a prizon cell with no doors, no windows, no furniture and completely sealed in with nothing. What do you do? Stop imagining!

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A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The holocaust

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George Bush does not care about black people.

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

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How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

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Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

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Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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Hey Caleb.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

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Why did the fireman die? For various reasons,one was because he was burnt alive.

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Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

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What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

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Why was Cathy sad. Her husband Drew was killed by a land mine on a peace keeping mission to Iraq.

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A fossil.

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What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

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