"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

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Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

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Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

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KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

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What do you call it one an Arab and a Jew get married? Love.

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what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

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whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

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whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

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How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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Why was the dog crying? Do dogs even cry?

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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What's the difference between Justin Beiber and gay people? Quite a bit, actually, because Justin Beiber is one person, and "gay people" is a community.

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How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

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A man walks into a bar, he is an alcohol and it's tearing his family apart

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How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

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A man with ADD walks into a bar, what did he say? Look a squirrel!!!

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knock knock - "who's there" - "i'm a escaped convict who's here to murder you and rob your house" - "Well come in the doors already open"

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An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

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How do you stop a bus? Press the brakes

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No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

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What's the difference between a live baby and a dead baby? A dead baby doesn't cry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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