There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

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What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

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Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

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“Knock knock” “Who's there?” “Jesus” “Jesu.............wait, REALY?” “No,Jesus is currently "dead".”

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

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Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

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why did the chicken cross the road? -----it didnt

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Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

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What did the blonde say to the chicken? mmm, delicious

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Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

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Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

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why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

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What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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Whats Worse that 10 babies stapled to 1 tree? 1 Baby stapled to 10 trees

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How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

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Why couldn't the man make it to work? Because as he was leaving his apartment, he saw a gruesome murder on the street that was part of an ever-growing and evolving genocide. Quickly following this, he broke down into psychological turmoil and wandered aimlessly through the streets until he eventually reached a forest, where he was taken in by a wild boar and raised to believe in boar-gods. The man died peacefully while planting potatoes.

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Wgat did the umpire say to the asian batter? Foul ricebowl!

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a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

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Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

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-Knock Knock. -Come in.

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Listen Nero, I understand now that this is your real name, actually I know where you live thanks to the good old phonebook... ...My order is fully based on respecting and treating all living beings equally and focusing on actually putting old notions such as Gods and superstition away in order to strengthen humankind`s belief in itself and others. As for Nerometal, well, that was one of my... Lesser followers, I assure you they have been taken care off, they will not be bothering you ever again. What would it take for you to forgive our transgressions? Money? Power? Ask and you shall receive, as far as your identity goes, you shall have it back and I shall use another site in the future.

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Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

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