Black people. They are so kind.

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A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

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How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

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what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

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You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

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Why was the teacher laying on the floor? Because shes dead...

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. His death was mourned by his wife and three children who wished he would not have been so reckless.

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ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

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This is apparently the only way to get to the "under review" section.

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What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? Pregnant

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Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

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Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

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Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

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whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

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A man is at the dentists. The dentists says, "Oh my, your teeth are terrible!" The man says, "Yes I know. I am addicted to Meth".

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TELL

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Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your worries you have aids!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause your mom has cancer

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

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