What did the hat say to the other hat? Nothing, because hats don't talk, stupid.

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a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

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yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

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whats brown and booky a book.

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A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

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Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

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Your existance.

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My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

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there once was a frog with no leggs

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But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

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why am I writing this...im bored

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

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What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

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antonio is ssooo shexy and smokes

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually 6 wasn't afraid of 7 because numbers have are not living things, therefore have no consciousness or emotions, meaning that numerical digits can not have a fear or be afraid of another number.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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vn[oiaehsobv[khpogjglprljffknfsiphgeknkldfekageriyreojgyperogerpojregkeporg? cuase u stupid and this stupid joke is to

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How many apples fit in a garbage bag? I actually don't know. I was asking you.

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Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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i died. new product by steve jobs

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

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