- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man get the grape soda? It was the only soda left.

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

what is worse than a pile of dead babies? there is one alive at the bottom. what is worse than that? it eats its way out.

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What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

When life throws you lemons, duck.

How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

A blond walks into McDonalds. She orders and leaves.

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

Knock, Knock... Who's there? Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs; if we had some eggs.

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