can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get back before curfew.

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How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

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knock knock who's there? Andrew Oh hey Andrew come on in!

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What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

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What did the teacher do? He taught.

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I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

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Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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When is the best time to eat? When you feel like it.

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What's spongy and smells of treacle? Treacle sponge

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XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

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https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCM8MQg1bn9y38H8Irhuxx-g

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why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

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Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

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What did the lawyer get for Christmas? More paper work

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An asian loses to you in starcraft..

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Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

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What do you call a black guy driving an airplane? A pilot

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

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Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

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A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

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What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

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