WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night? Cot death.

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What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

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What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

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what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter it's not going to come to you anyway.

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

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What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

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Woman Rights

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Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

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Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

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What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

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Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

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You are in England which has a law about not moving traffic when these idk some kinda swans cross the road. You see a fat woman in a car and she is waiting for the swans to cross the road and she can't drive the car else she would get in trouble by law. What do you do? Feed her

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Where did Lucy go went the bomb went off? Everywhere

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Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Be sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

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How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date.

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How to find if your overweight? Ask your friend to make a big clay volcano, out of baking soda and vinegar. While its erupting if you're too busy eatin five course dinner. FAT

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Why did the boy punch his teacher? Muscle spasms.

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Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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