A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

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How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

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a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

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Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.

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Why did Edna fall off a cliff? Edna is blind, and so lacks the visual perception and spatial awareness of other hillwalkers.

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Q:What is a black guy running with an iPod in his hand? A: A person who enjoys to listen to music while running.

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Q: If two lesbians are in a relationship, who makes the sandwiches? A: They both do.

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

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Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

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What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

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Hello

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What did the brick say to the face? Nothing bricks don't talk.

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Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

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hi hey i hate you why you ate my mother she tasted good i like fried chicken ITS A SMALL WORLD! SO DO I well lets go to the beach ok

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Jersey Shore

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

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roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

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If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

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Three blind mice go into a pub, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

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What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

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Society.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Anti Joke

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