Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

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What's good? Anything that is not bad.

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A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

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What do you say when a black girl asks you out? No!

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Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

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what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

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Why couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

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Why didn't the teacher ask where Billy's assignment was? Because Billy died last week. -B

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What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

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Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

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Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

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There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Q: Do you know what Lady Gaga make for his birthday? A: A party

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Wanna hear a joke? Yes Then go on the internet and find some jokes.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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How did the Mexican got into USA? Trough the border.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Approximately 75 pounds of wood a day

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

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What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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