What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

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Women's rights

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Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

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why is everyone always picking on ruth? because they just do

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

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This boy. We shall call him George. George was skating down the street when he passed the market. George stopped and looked in when he saw this SWEET pair of shoes! They were priced for 20 bucks. So George rushed home and went to his dad who was mowing the lawn. "DAD DAD!" "what?" The dad said. "I FOUND THESE SWEET PAIR OF SHOES! Can you lend me 20 bucks?" His dad shook his head and George ran inside the house and went up to his mom who was washing the dishes. "Mom can you lend me 20 bucks for these sweet shoes?" His mom just looked at him funny and said, "No". Angry, George set off upstairs to his sister's room who was on the computer. "Sis can you lend me...." "GET OUT OF MY ROOM!!" She slammed the door in his face. George sighed and went to his room. But before he got to his door, he saw a 20 dollar bill on the floor. He picked it up and rushed to the store. Once he got the shoes he ran back home to his dad. "Dad DAD! Look at these.." He stopped and saw his dad that was under the lawnmower dead. George shrugged and went inside to his mom. "Mom mom! Look at these...." He stopped and saw that his mom was stuffed in the dishwasher, dead. George sighed and ran upstairs to show his sis. "Hey sis look at...." She was found with her head in the computer screen, dead. So George sighed and walked down to the living room. He plumped on the couch and wondered about how his family died. Then there was a knock on the door. George hesitated. It knocked again. He got up and went to the door. Opened it and out stood a penguin. He stared at the penguin. "What do you want?!" The penguin stared back. What did he say?????? Nothing penguins can't talk.

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot. *BOOM* Never mind, he was a terrorist.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

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David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

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My, you you... SEDUCER! XD, and there I go proving your point by going uppercase XD

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Did you hear about the toddler that was playing on the swing? He got abducted.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Tell him that Luigi beat him to the princess

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Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

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Why did so many white people vote for obama? They strongly believed in what he had to say, and believed he was the right person to lead our country during its troubled times.

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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How did the Jew escape being put in the gas chamber? He killed himself.

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what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

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Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

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