hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

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What's the color of an apple? It varies depending on the type of tree and climate the fruit grows in.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it's face.

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yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

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Two oranges walking down the street, one says to the other, "Where do you live?". The other replies "I'm not telling you, you'll steel my washing"

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If life gives you lemons ask where they came from.

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What happened to the boy when he did nothing? The game.

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Women's rights

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Q: what weighs 6 ounces sits in a tree and is very deadly? A: a sparrow with a machine gun

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What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

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A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

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when the doctor asked him why he was sad andreas replyd i have a small penis and drew and devin keep making me drop the soap

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How do you make a little boy cry? You rape his dog

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What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

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Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

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Are you gay? No. Ok.

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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

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After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

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Why did the little boy fall of his swing? Some one killed him.

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Anti Joke

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