There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

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Q: what did the nazi say to the other nazi A: hallo

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Skinny people fart less.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

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What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

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"You know what my motto in life is?" "No" "Oh, that's a shame."

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How do you get a black person to drop chicken? Yell KKK.

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Hey "Oren" its Red, sorry but I got to go now. How you been doing? Kinda missed you over here. So you actually care about how you sound now?

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Do you love me? No.

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Yeah its just my way of saying that I appreciate you worrying so much about me, you are a sweet girl, Honestly I do not understand why the hell you guys are using Horsehead AntiJoke out of all places, there are far more terrible forgettable sites available, I mean this sites connection suddenly went from disgustingly terrible to fine and dandy, the Feds, the Interpol and even fucking Al Qaeda might be reading every single message, but there is no way in hell anyone can decipher the code format, if they could, they would have done it when I invented it sixteen years ago, Myself mind you, nothing subtle about me today apparently.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

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a blonde, a brunette and a red head are robbing a bank, they hear the police coming, so they try to find a place to hide. The red head hides in cat cage, the brunette hides in dog cage and the blonde hides in potatoe sack. When the police come the brunetter says "Woof, Woof!" the red head says "MEOW! MEOW!" and the blonde says "P-O-T-A-T-O-E!"

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Q: what's black, white and red all over A: a penguin in a blender

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Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

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What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

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knock knock whos their a person

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Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

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What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

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have you seen Stevie Wonders house? Nope. oh well sorry for bothering you

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can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

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Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

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A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

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