Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a metaphor.

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Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

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how do you stop a train? you cant..

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Why did the black man actually receive an education. Because he is entitled to one as a citizen of the world. Frederick Douglass, at the twenty-third anniversary of the Emancipation Proclamation stated that "Education, the sheet anchor to a society where liberty and justice are secure, is a dangerous thing to society in the presence of injustices and oppressions...." Douglass knew that in order for black people in America to survive, they had to be educated because it was the one area that could make the weak person strong and the black person equal. By the time the modern day Civil Rights Movement started, its leaders already knew that education was knowledge, and that knowledge was power. In order for black people to gain their equality, they would have to have a solid foundation to stand on, and that foundation would be education.

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Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

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A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Well it all started when 7 did something horrible to 8 and 9. Always being used for various things and never getting credit, 7 finally snapped one day at the office. He went home for lunch, which was uncharacteristic for him. He came back with a large duffle bag and a trench coat on. He walked into the the middle of the office and opened the bag and trench coat. The events that followed are now known as the office slaughtering of 1992. 7 ended up gutting 8 alive and eating its intestines. 9 was forced to watch then inch by inch was cut up. His heart was ripped out and shown to him before he died. The body was then thrown into acid, and 7 hung himself with piano wire, but lived. 7 also has herpes and 6 doesnt want anything to do with that shit.

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Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

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What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

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What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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Why did the black man buy watermellon? Because he was having a barbecue in his suburban neighborhood and he wanted some fruit.

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Why did the mass murderer abandon his killing spree? He found out it was illegal.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

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- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

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Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

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What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

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what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

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What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

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There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

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A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

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A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

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What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

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What happened when Sally got hit by a truck? WHO CARES CALL 911!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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