Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

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Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

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Whats the difference between a ham sandwich and a dead baby sandwich? I don't stomp on my ham sadnwiches with cleats before I eat them.

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Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

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What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

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What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

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if any1 wants contact with me, nina, call me on my cell at 879-555-0934 im looking for a short, chubby man with a hungering taste of mexican taste

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What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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Worst joke to tell an orphan. Knock knock. Who's there. Not your parents

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Wendy went for a walk every day in the forest. Why not today? She was shot yesterday

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

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Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

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jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

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jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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Why did the black guy get hit by a train? I strapped him to the tracks

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Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

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tommy is retared

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What do you call your mother? Mom.

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