What is an anti-joke? This is.

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What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

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Why did billy fall off the sea-saw Because he got kicked in the throat

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All the planets are named after gods Ours is named after dirt....

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What's the difference between a black man and a pile of shit ? One is a black man, the other is a pile of shit.

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What do you call ten black men running down the street? A race.

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What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Sex vagina. lol.

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Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

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being drunk in a mall sounds like it would be alot of fun . . . . . . . but that is public intoxication and that is against the law

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What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

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Women's rights

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Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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A Man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The Bartender proceeds to unload a 30 round banana clip into his head, neck, and midsection.

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Why was Soren gay? Because he likes to eat men's Penises!

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A man sees a hitchhiker on a road. The man crashes because he was not watching the road.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? You hit it in the face with an axe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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