What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? Sitting on a black man is just plain rude.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a lake? Bob.

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Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

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How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

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whats green andthrows forks at you? a blonde painted green in a bush wih a gun and a fly on her eye

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

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What's the difference between a dog and a urologist? A dog is a domesticated canine, and a urologist studies urine.

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once there where 3 guys on a beach. they found a bottle and a fetis came out.. later they found out 2 of the 3 had cancer and the 3rd was a vegetable.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

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So heres a scenario. You and your twin brother are Siamese twins. You are straight and your brother is gay. Your bother has a friend come over. You only have one butt....

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What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

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Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says to the other: "Maybe we should rethink our ways of life and realize why animals are on this planet"

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A bass player walks past a bar. What? It could happen.

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Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

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A woman was strolling around town when she turned into a dark alley. She was cold and scared. Suddenly a ferocious looking man jumped out with a knife. The end.

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Glaucoma.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

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What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

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If one of us goes, all of us go. If we all go, none of us are left out.

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Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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