what smells like diarrhea and looks like diarrhea? diarrhea stupid

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Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

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What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

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Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

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How are contortionists so flexible? They stretch.

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Well, he was dangerously fatigued from having weeped passionately the entire night in the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of 20 years and consequently finding out that his only daughter was in a tragic school bus accident.

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What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

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A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

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A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

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Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

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SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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A man walks into a bar. "Excuse me sir," he asks, "may I have a beer?" "No," says the bartender.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

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Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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A man on his 21st birthday walks into a bar. He orders a piña colada. The bartender then replies "Sorry we do not sell piña coladas here." In disappointment, the man decides to order a different alcoholic drink and later becomes an alchoic for 20 years until he breaks his obsession and remarries his wife and has 5 kids. He then had a great life and died at age 92. He will be missed by his wife and children.

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Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

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What's brown and sticky? a stick.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

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There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

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