- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did apple fall off the tree? Because Sally was holding on for dear life and she grab the apple. The apple was still in good condition; Sally however, not so good.

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

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Knock Knock. Knockin on Heavens door, oh hey come in

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

Did you hear about the guy who came home one night and found his wife in bed with his best friend? He had just returned from a trip to the grocery store, where he'd purchased bread, milk, eggs, broccoli, yams, tea, and brownie mix.

Why don't white people do the right thing? Because we suck

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

There's a black guy and a white guy standing in a bar, surprisingly the black guy doesn't die. This isn't a racist joke.

The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

What did Stephen Hawking say to a prostitute? Push me, and then just touch me, Till I can get my, Satisfaction.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

Knock Knock Whose there? Me! Hi

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

A black guy walks into a bar. When he saw the white bartender's bar he got offended. There were heads of hunted animals on the walls. He works for PETA.

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