Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

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Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

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That Awkward moment when your whole family dies

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Someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar! So I bought another cookie.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

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Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

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Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

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why did the money fall out of the tree... because he was dead

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There was a man driving his truck down a dark road, half way down the road he see's a man walking alone. He stops beside him, winds down his window and says "Oi mate, need a lift"? The man replies "yeah sure, but can i sleep in the back of the truck"? The driver replies "Yeah sure" later on as the man is sleeping he hears a big bang. "what was that" the man asks. The driver says "Don't worry i just hit a cow, go back to sleep". time goes by and he hears another bang. "W-what was that". "Don't worry i just hit a moose, go back to sleep and ill wake you when we arrive". Few moments latter he hears a tick tick bang. He gets up and yells "What was that"? The driver replies "Dont worry mate i just hit a aboriginal" The man replies "What was those two ticks before that"?. The driver says "I had to drive through two fences to hit the bastard"

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Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

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why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

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You're so black that other black people make fun of how black you are.

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Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

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a man walks into a bar it hurt

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