What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

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Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

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How did the man die? He was killed alive.

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What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

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Asshole huh? Dont give me any ideas. Again you are not high on weed are you? Then that's really bad.

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What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

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How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

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Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

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Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

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lebron

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A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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robin, get in the car.

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what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

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Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

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How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

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Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

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What colour is a black man in a freezer black

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who is awesome? no one...

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How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

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James Patrick Campbell

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Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

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Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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