Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally! How did Sally die? She couldn't figure out how to open the fridge

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Why did the man die? Because he was unpopular and someone killed him with a gun. He is now dead. RIP.

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Why did the black person sit in the back of bus? All the other seats were taken.

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How many worms dose it take to eat an apple? One.

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Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

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What is a refrigerator and white all over? A refrigerator

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Q: How can you fit 1000 jews in one car? A: The Ashtray

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What did Valerie get for her birthday? Nothing. Because no one loves her

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so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

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A blonde walked into a phone pole.

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YOLO

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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What is marios favorite type of jeans? a brand that he enjoys and feels is comfortable in

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Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

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7>6

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*Knock Knock* "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

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If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

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What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Q: What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? A: A Problem. Q: What do you call 100 Chelsea fans on the moon? A: An even bigger problem. Q: What do you call all the Chelsea fans on the moon? A: Problem solved hahaha Q: What would you get if Newcastle were relegated? A: 45,000 more Chelsea fans

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What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

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