What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

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Have I ever told you that you looked beautiful? No. Ok, good.

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Why are black people afraid of white people? Over two hundred years of oppression.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones and they can also break cars.

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What do you call 6 dead people on your front lawn? A mass murder

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

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There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

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What's the difference between Jerry Sandusky and a pedifle? Nothing.

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What's a fat chinaman? A guy who somehow got obese on rice. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!

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A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

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what the hell happened to your face

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When is a door not a door? Never. a door is always a door. it cannot be anything else.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

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Q: What is a African man with funny clothing and children straddling onto his back for dear life/ screaming in fear who only a few minutes ago before a particular incident made several young children cry and being chased by an authority figure? A: An intentionally inane circus performer partcipating in a scintillating rendition alongside his two children of who inadvertently frightened a small group of youth before he immediately decided to proceed by, during one of his extremely long, albeit few breaks, taking the members of his family on an interesting excursion to the nearby amusement park for occassional thrills. On the initial journey there, the black man, out of haste, accidentally dropped one of his children's most valuable toys of which elicited undeniably obnoxious bouts of sadness to come bursting out of his children's respective chests and an increased rate-of-travel for his wife of who accopanied him on his adventure and desired to assist him in his panic. In the spin of events, the man experienced an instance of hyper-activedness and spun out of control for a minute before eventually cooling down. Hence the screaming.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

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Dan O'Driscoll

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Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

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Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

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Q. why are black people so good at sports? A. Hardwork and dedication.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

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What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

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