Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

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what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? If you eat a Jew, you're deemed a cannibal and are frowned upon by the majority of society.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What did he hellen keller say to her dad ? Nothing she cant talk

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Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

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What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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how do you get to your favorite chinese restaurant? Wok.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

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Why did the car cross the road? Green light

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- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

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If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

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Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

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Guy1:should I ask this girl out? Guy2:NO!!!!!!! Guy1:????????

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q.Whats funny about death A.You die

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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