why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

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Your Mom

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doctor: hey u ready to get home person: yea doctor: that sucks cause u have cancer

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

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a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

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What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

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What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

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Aww Eliza, thanks for being around in spirit, dont leave yet, I am kinda having breathing problems, and Alice says my something levels are dropping because I need solid food, please dont leave, I cant tell time even with a watch, but would you mind waiting a bit? Ill eat fast, somehow.

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Andy Warhol said we will all be famous for fifteen minutes. My soccer coach molested me and the trial was televised, they obscured my face and voice because I was twelve at the time.

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what color is blue? green

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whats 2+2 equal? 4

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

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Do you know that car over there? No.

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Why did the little kid fall down? He was pushed

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Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

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You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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Compton

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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