Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

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What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

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How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

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So you are "The Nero" are you not? How ironic... ...I got nothing on you, let me ask you however, why did you quit the underground society? What changed your lifestyle so much? I mean I accept that you did not do it out of fear or cowardice, but why did you leave it up to the rest of us to try to hold together the last remains of freedom and social information? What? To use your techniques in order to entrance people into buying your books? How is that so different? I am not saying that I consider your methods lesser, because nobody here does, but if you can explain how this makes you better, I would appreciate it, I am certain that most people would.

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Q: Why do Japanese people have eyes that look like they're stretched to the side of their head? A: When they are born, they come out head first, and their eyes are stretched to the side of their head and are stuck in that position due to the sticky, glue like substance found inside a woman's stomach.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Whats horny and big A dick minus the big part!

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why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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What do you call a black man with a club? Tiger woods.

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whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

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i am writing this because i felt like it.

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whats the hardest part of roller skating. Telling your dad that you are gay.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

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Straight men can be bronies.

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Stranger: Greetings. House-owner: No, you were supposed to say, "Knock, Knock". Stranger: Fine. Knock, knock... House-owner: Nobody's home. Stranger: These quirks are really getting on my nerve. Silly antics only serve to frustrate me. Oh, the irony!

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Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

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How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

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Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

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When was George Washington born? Who the hell knows. He's older than dirt.

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