The black man leaves the strip club.

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Me-Whats long and hard and full of seaman Him-a submarine Me-No dumb ass a dick

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pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

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What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an axe

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

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A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

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Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

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Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

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What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

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guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? Can you speak up? I cant hear you!

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how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

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q:What do you tell a deaf person? a:nothing.

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Why did the cow cross the road?..I didn't know the intentions of the cow, but an elderly woman in an automobile experienced a collision with the animal that ended not only the life of the cow but of the elderly woman as well.

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what do you call a kid in a wheelchair? . handicapped.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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so... how about that airplane food

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King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

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