what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

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what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

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Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

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What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

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Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

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hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

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What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

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Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

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Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

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What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

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Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

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GONNA

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how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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a cat a dog and a penis meet up. The cat said ur lucky, when you have to pee u can go wherever you want. the dog said your lucky you can go in a litter box. the penis said your lucky u dont have to put a ballon over your head and do pushups till you throw up!!!

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Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

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Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

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Why does Danny work at the factory? Because Danny is in an substantial economic crisis, and doesn't have enough money to afford food for his 6 kids and wife. They will all most likely die soon, as his factory job will not provide enough money.

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Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

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Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

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