Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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A man walked into a bar and said ow.

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

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roses are red, violets are blue, tom cruise is gay

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

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What starts with P and ends with orn? Porn

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Why did the the dog not eat its food? Because the night before the dog had gotten serious disease and lost appetite

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what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

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cory is gay

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What's worse than having AIDS. Being Black.

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Robin, get in the car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

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your mom is so annoying that she has no freinds and lives alone crying every night about how her children abandoned her

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whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

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What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

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Why can't the T-rex clap? Because it's extinct

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Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

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A boy walks to the bark and on his way he sees two individuals having sex in a car. He runs home and asks hios mother what he saw. She responds vinny is an enormous dork

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why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

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Why would Obama like to be ahead of some guy's poll and bent over at the same time? Because being ahead in someone's poll is encouraging news for his election campaign and bending over is part of the exercise program he uses to stay in shape.

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You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

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A black man and a hispanic man are riding in a car. Who's driving? The hispanic man

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I remember my days you know in the army, agfanifuckingstan, got dirty water, then spent a week shitting... Anyway, I was holding a grenade right? And then two of them came around and I was like "here come good boy! GOOOD BOY! Catch the ball!" And then I pulled the pin and threw it. Aww shut up, you are all like "YOU SOLDIER KILL PUPPIES!" NO THOSE WHERE KIDS! And they would have been like 15 today and been killing your men today! YOU ARE SO FUCKING WELCOME!

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What do you call a girl with 1 eye and 3 arms... Chernobyl.

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