How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

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My tractor broke down.

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What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

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Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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if a kayak was stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes stacked will it take to get to the moon? none because snakes dont have armpits

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roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel

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What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

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What did the blonde say to the man when he asked her what time it was? 6:34 pm

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The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it made no sense

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

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What did the man say to the waiter when he was about to tip him? I'm not gay, but $20 is $20.

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Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

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a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman walk into a bar. they all wish me happy birthday bearing gifts. except there's no rabbi. or priest. or shaman. I'm not in a bar. I'm in my room. alone. i spent most of my birthdays that way.

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your face

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Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

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The sons of modern psychology: COCAINE MOTHERF8CKERS! COMING OUT IN YOUR CINEMA RENTAL STORE YESTERDAY! Sold out. (yesterday)

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Q. What does a blonde and beer bottles have in common? A. Nothing. Blonde is a hair color and beer bottles are inanimate objects used to contain various brands of beer.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

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womens rights!

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Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

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