What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga? one of them is a women the other one is not.

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Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

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Q: Why did the baby cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Q: Whats worse than the death of flappy bird? A: The holocaust.

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why do fat people eat so much? who cares

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

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What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

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my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

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Why did the blind man get hit by a bus? Because his seeing-eye dog was distracted by a squirrel and ran off, leaving the man in the middle of the cross-walk in heavy traffic.

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Knock knock Who's there? Illiteracy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

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Ready for something funny? nothing

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world peace

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Why couldn't the plane fly? The pilot was a muffin.

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children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

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Why was the alcoholic unable to pass a stool when he sat down on the toilet? Because he did it on the floor.

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What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

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Why? Because racecar.

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Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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