What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

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Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

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how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

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What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

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What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

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A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

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A black man walks into a movie theatre... And pay for a ticket that would grant him access to watch the verity Of movies available to watch that month of screening. He picks the warhorse which was critically acclaimed by many respected critics. He watched and observed the positive and negative points of the the film. When it ended he took a long a ride home on the number 76 bus to ibswitch road where he lived during that time, and wrote about his opionion on the movie and how he thought the movie could be improved. He done this same routen for another six months, every saturday, until he died of aids shorty after a homosexual fling.

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Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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Q: Why did the koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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What time is it when it is time to get a watch? About 4:30, unless its a monday.

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Oh NOES! She does worry about me! YOU MUST APOLOGIZE! Relax, the body has two sources of happy drugs, one is the sweet calm stuff I am really bad at, and the other comes with adrenaline and stuff, the name of which I do not remember, both are important, but yeah, I am a thrill seeker, and when I do not find them, I make a thrill out of whatever I got, whatever that means.

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Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

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3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

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Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

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rawrrrrrrrrrrr

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Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

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Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

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Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

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What do you call women playing the sport of lacrosse? I dont think it matters because Women's Lacrosse isn't a sport.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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