What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

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guess what? WHAT? Idk.

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roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

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why did the building fall down the terrorists came back

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You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a plum? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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how do you kill Lady Gaga? with a gun.

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I was Born ready I was born naked.

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If a tree falls on a woman, and there's no one around to hear it, what was a tree doing in the kitchen?

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

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Whats the difference between football and basketball? Absolutely everything By darragh Hamilton

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One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

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Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

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What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

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Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

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What do you call a man with a black book? I don't know.

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The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout. Heavy rain came down and killed him.

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circle and tell her to sit in the corner.

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whats worse than the holocost, nothing

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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