What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

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Knock knock Whos there? FUS ROH DAH

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A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Tits In The Third Grade? A. Because She Was 21

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what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a dog, Meow.

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A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

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why is my phone broken i dropped it

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What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

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How do you get someone to come out of the closet? Unlock it

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Robocop and T-800 argue over who can run the fastest, Robocop claims he is the fastest, while T-800 says that he is the fastest. To settle things once and for all, they start a race. At first T-800 seems to be leading Then the T-800 is leading by a great distance. moments later the T-800 has a huge lead. But then suddenly, without any warning, the race shifts! T-800 is now leading only by a great distance! Yet in a amazing, and completely unexpected plot-twist. T-800 wins! Moral: :O

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what do you call gingers ugly.

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whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

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What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

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You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

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Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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What do a turtle and a tree have in common? They both can fly except for the turtle............and the tree

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So I was walking along the beach one day and I see this whale. Then this dolphin named Lennie came up and was like, "Hey whale, how've you been? I haven't seen you in a while." And the whale was like, "Sorry, but I can't talk to you." And Lennie was like, "Whyever not?" And the whale said, "Because I'm not a starfish!"

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why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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