My dog has no nose, so how does it smell? It can't, I just told you it has no nose.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

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Q: What did the rectum say to the Anus? A: "Your a waste."

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If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

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A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

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Knock knock Go away

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What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

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Wanna hear a joke? Obamacare.

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Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

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A guy walks into a bar, has a few drinks with his mates and gets highly intoxicated.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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the girl crossed a road to shoot a black van. she shot the sherrif.

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a dick just for you

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Whats a movie? A moving picture.

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Two buissness men had a meeting at 12:00 they had there meeting at 12:00 and left back to there normal life.

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Why does Santa Clause eat cookies? Because cookies not part of a balanced diet.

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What do you call a black guy who kills people? A murderer.

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"I like my women like I like my coffee, in a cup." -Paul Alangadan

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Q. What did the wierd kid get for christmas A. A Pokemon diamond edition

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Your mom is so poor, she can't afford nice clothing.

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what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs. Why couldn't she see? The sun was in her eyes.

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A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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