What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

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What's better than eating baby? Nothing.

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A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to **** the **** until he ******. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

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why did the monkey cross the road? it escaped from a local zoo a block away

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why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

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Women's Rights..

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If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests? Tests.

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dont you love porch monkeys? no.

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Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

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why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

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you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

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A man walks into a bar Then another man shoots him in the head because he has anger issues.

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Your mom's so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and foods with nutritional value!!!! Oh burn!!!!

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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A: What did the orphan get for christmas? Q: Nothing she doesn't have any parents

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What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

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What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

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What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

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if you have a name/nickname/brand/version or number, please like this anti joke

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Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

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Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

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