Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

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YOU MEAN SHE ACTUALLY EVER LIKED ME? WOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Anyway, tell her to contact me here, during the number of letters up there divided by a certain number you got over there, minus the letters here subtracted with the VEEEEEEERY same ammoooouuuuunt... Moral: God I need to invent a code system that makes me sound less like Jim Carrey on crack...

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Ever see a man say goodbye to a shoe? Yes, once.

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What's black and white and red all over? A nun in a blender.

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what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

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How many republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Typically only one, though more may be required under extreme conditions.

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Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? he did cross the road

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A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

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how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

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knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

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Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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antijoke is the best website.

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joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

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You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

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How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

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you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

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What did one deaf mute say to the other deaf mute?

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Your mother is so fat........... that she is morbidly obese and is at severe risk for diabetes and other weight related diseases.

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Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

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What did the widow get for mothers day A miscarriage

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Anti Joke

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