When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

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Have you noticed when you see geese flying and they're in a V pattern, often one side will be longer than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side.

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb?

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

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You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

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Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

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Obama.

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What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

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Knock knock... Home invasion

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

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Why was sally crying? she was sad

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A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

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speak now or forever hold your pee

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Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to foodstuffs.

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Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

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How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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