A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

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hey I just met you and this is crazy but get in my van

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Donald Trump

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How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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What happens when you stick your finger in a pencil sharpener? Blood everywhere.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

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Who's gay? Justin Beaver

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

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Vote this down and get DOXED

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what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

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what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

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Knock knock Who's there The police The police who? Ma'am your son is dead

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What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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-Why didn't a girl cry after she fell down with her bike? -Because a handlebar pinned her lung.

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What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

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Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

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Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

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what happens when a white guy goes to harlem he gets robbed by 5 to 10 black men

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Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

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A man, John, is talking amongst a group of friends. He tells a racist joke and sees that one of his colored friends, Mark, is laughing at his joke, but John can tell that Mark's offended. John later apologizes to his friend because that is the right thing to do.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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