what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch, he says, I did not see that bar there."

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What do you call a black guy who is a lifeguard An African American male who puts his safety before others

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What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

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Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Knock knock? Whos there? the Chicken.

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Im about to rewrite History....... History

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What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head on into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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why couldn't the man rock climb? he didn't have hands

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

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What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

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What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

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What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

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What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

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Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

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How did the girl get hit by a car? Better question, How did the car get in the kitchen?

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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