whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

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why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

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I always like to pack a second pair of pants, because if there's one thing my mother ever said to me it was 'please, I'm begging you - don't put me in a home.'

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A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

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Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

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Black people are ugly. They should not live in this world. They are apes. They should live as apes not humans. Why do they have ugly curly hair, fat lips, and a big flat nose? SO UGLY!! EWW

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Women's rights.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have the guts.

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knock knock Dave's not here.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

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a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

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if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

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Whats better than winning a gold in the special olympics? Not being a retard

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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How many cats get hit by a car per day How ever many cats you can find

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ring around the rosie ... your dead

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