What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

What's the difference between a Jew and a piece of coal? The coal doesn't scream when you burn it.

Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

what would you do if Michael Jackson was drowning? he can't drown he's already dead

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

Busted? What the hell is going on?

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

3 jews are walking into a bar. the first jew orders a shot of vodka, drinks it and says "long live my family!" the second jew orders a shot of whiskey, drinks it and says "long live my friends" the third jew orders water, because he is the one that is driving tonight.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

I swear to god it wasn't me! Dont swear to god its a sin !

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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