Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

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Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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Phil sees a hitchhiker wandering past his car on the sidewalk. He asks Phil if he can take him to his house, and Phil says no, and keeps driving. Six seconds later the hitchhiker is crossing the street in search of somebody else, when he is hit by a bus and dies.

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Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. *leaves*

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every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute goes by.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

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If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Quite obviously, still quizzical, being that tests are just longer, harder quizzes.

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Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

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What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

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Q: Why were the two elephants kicked off the beach? A: They were both level 4 sex offenders.

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women's rights.

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save me from the nothing ive become

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

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What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

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Sometimes I light my hair on fire and pretend I'm a candle.

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What did the orphan get for his birthday? Shit on.

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gdfhtrfcgsexdfchrthgdfggfhtdtfhdtyfgfdfcghfgdyghhyrtfgrdfdffdtgdfgfghrthfg Alzheimer's.

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Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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