How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

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So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

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Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

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Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

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What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

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What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

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Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

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It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

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What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

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How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

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Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

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What's worse than an anti-joke? People who don't get the concept of an anti-joke and post regular jokes on this site.

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why the woman scream when she arrived at her surprise party? Everyone was dead!

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What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

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How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

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What does a dinosaur and TImmy's mom have in common? They're both dead

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What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

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don't just stand there

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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