A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

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what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

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What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is your mom

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The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

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Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

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What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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What's worse than the unwarrented death of six milliion Jews? The death of six million and one Jews

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Why'd the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a bus.

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what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

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Whoa! A talking carrot!

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If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be really really old.

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What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

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What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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knock knock. who is there ? nobody.you have no friends.

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Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

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what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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If life gives you lemons, you can't really make anything because you lack the proper materials.

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rose's are red violets are blue bernard is mine and yours too if you hurt him in any way i'll punch you in your face and make you gay Krissc

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A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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