A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

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Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

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this website is a bad joke

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why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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Your mums a potato

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I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

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Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

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What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

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Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

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Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

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homosexual rights to marriage

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

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What do you call a man who is dirty, and is searching through a pile of garbage? A man who threw out his divorce papers.

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What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

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What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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