Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

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a black kid goes and gets some cereal and spills some flower on him self and he goes to his grandma and says look grandma i`m white and then she slaps him he goes to his grandpa and says look grandpa i`m white and then he slaps him and then he goes to his mom and then says look mom i`m white and then she slaps him then he goes to his dad and then says dad i`ve been white for 20 minutes and i all ready hate yall nigas

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Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

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why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

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Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

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If I could rearrange the alphabet I probably wouldn't.

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

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Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

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Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

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Do you know what is dead on the carpet ? Your mother

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

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Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

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A horse walks in a bar. The barman asks: "Why the long face?" The horse replies: I have aids.

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A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

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Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

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What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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A man walks in to a bar, so he got hurt.

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Why was the Islamic woman killed? She insulted Allah.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

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Why did the guy with alzheimer's say to his wife? He can't remember.

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Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

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why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

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