- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

umm idk what joke to write down so yea and so rate this a thumbs up! okay bc this is an awesome joke...right right right yea ik!

Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! GAUH Your face looks tasty!! :D

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

What do you say to a dead man who knocks on your door? Nothing, you shoot him cause he's a zombie

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

YOU

Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

A black man, a Mexican man, and an Asian man all walked into a bar. They proceeded to have a good time together as they were celebrating their graduation from medical school.

What did the woman say to her rapist? I've had better.

So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

If you had to go blind, would you go blind? If you said no, then you are wrong. You had to go blind.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

Why did the blonde shoot her dog? Because it had rabies

What's the deal with airline food? It's nourishing matter that sustains life, provides energy, and promotes growth distributed by flight attendants.

How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

>>-------------[Knee]---------->>>

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??