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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

Christopher Reeve walks into a room.

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says why the long face. The horse, unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

Why did the child get cancer? Because there was a family history of it.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

A black guy walks into a bar. He falls unconscious and an ambulance is quickly called to bring him to the hospital.

How types of people are there? One, we are the only homo sapiens.

my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

I'm a white rapper I do it all the time Folks don't like me cuz my words don't match

Opinions are like assholes... ...they're both nouns.

Steve Jobs Died today. So did 56 million other people.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

Your mom showed up at my house last night. I kindly greeted her and asked if I could help her with anything.

I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

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