Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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Yo mama's so fat, that she's fat.

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If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

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Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

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How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? It didn't. Anyone who would believe that is a complete moron.

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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