Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

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Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

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Hey I had a wet and dirty dream about you last night. Really? What happened? You got hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing. .......

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Why do black people suck? Because they're black

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbuluDBHpfQ

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no possible way for humans and chickens to communicate with each other. Therefore we cannot know.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because Your mother said so. Now get a life and get off this website young fellas.

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Who's gay? Justin Beaver

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What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

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What did the dog say when the woman put a sweater on him? Nothing, dogs can't talk and he has no idea what is going on

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What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

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How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

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Hey

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Why didn't the woman believe in God? Her own personal beliefs.

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they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

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Hello penis

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Roses are wilting violets are wilting YOU HAD ONE JOB

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Hello everyone, if you couldnt tell, the most popular joke was removed because it wasnt even an antijoke, if you have a joke that isnt an antijoke, post it somewhere else, if you dont know what an antijoke even is then get the f*ck out, thumbs up if you agree with me

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I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

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Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

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why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

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why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

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