I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

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Panda walks into a restaurant with gun ready to eat, shoot and leave to finish a really good grammar joke, but before he can eat, Animal Control tranquilize him and seize his gun. So all he can do is leave unconscious. Meanwhile someone takes enjoyment in slowly burning the dictionary entry for "Panda".

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So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

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How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

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-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

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Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

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Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

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Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

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Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

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three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

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My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

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That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

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Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

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Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

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What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

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Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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