Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

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What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

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1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

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Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

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Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

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DANA

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whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

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What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

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"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

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Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

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SEX

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what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

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A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? I don't know. The woodchuck won't chuck wood.

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Where did Ellen go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Why did the man suddenly burst into flames in room. The room was dark, so he lit a match. It turns out there was hydrogen in the room and when fire touches hydrogen, it sets on fire.

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whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

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Cheese stick

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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