There was a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman. All three of three of them walked into a bar. They began a heated debate over the benefits of their healthcare plan, payed the tab on their drink, then proceeded to drive home in their Toyota Prius.

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What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

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What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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A white man on his way to happens to sit next to a black man the following conversation involves a democrat and a repuplican arguing about obama's current presidentcy and the wallstreet journal the two do not agree on both sujects and part ways...the white man is later brutally murdered in his own house infront of white and children in an unrelated incident. We should all help to stop violence in our local nieghborhoods.

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What did the Crippled Orphan get for Christmas Cancer

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THE GAME.

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THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

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Yo mamma is so pretty, she is frequently complimented on her good looks.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

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Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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Wanna hear something funny? Sure. Okay,cool

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Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

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what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm from the Department of Child Services, i'm here to take your children.

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Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he didn't have any arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Jimmy was a Potato.

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Why don't you ever want to greet your friend Jack on the plane? Because your wife cheated on you with him and she is having his baby, if you were to even think about talking to Jack, you'd end up slitting his throat and throwing him off the side of the plane into a crocodile pit where they will make a feast of his body for the next couple days... So just don't greet Jack

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Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

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steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

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Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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