In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

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Jesus Christ walks into a bar and the bartender says "Holy crap it's Jesus!" and everyone quickly updates their Facebooks.

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What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

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Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

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why did the child go to school? Because he wants to succeed in life

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Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

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A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because potatos are invading russia

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Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

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What was wrong with the tree? Nothing

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What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine [Emo Philips]

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2 loaves of bread were in a bar they did nothing as they are inanimate objects

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Why couldn't the plane fly? The pilot was a muffin.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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So a disabled man walks into a bar...

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where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

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why did the bear go into the woods to get shot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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