What's long and black? A long and black object.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

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See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

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Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

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Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

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Iif your reading this ur gay

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Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

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What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

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Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

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Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

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Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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Humpty dumpty sat on a wall Humpty dumpty ha a great fall Hunpty dumpty's skull was split in two

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Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

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whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

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You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

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Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

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Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

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If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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