What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

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What do the pope and an orange have in common? They're both fruits. Except for the pope.

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When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

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Whats the Difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A Pile of dead babies is basically useless

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

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What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

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why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Oooh a cloud

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Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

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Two muffins are in an oven. They procede to bake at 325 degrees for thirty minutes.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

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Knock Knock. *silence* Knock Knock.

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We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

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the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

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It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

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whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

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y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Why are all black people fast? because all the slow ones are in jail.

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Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

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A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

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Knock Knock who's there docter docter who??? YOU JUST SAID IT DUMBO!!!!!! lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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