How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

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What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

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Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

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Three peasants were brought in front of the King to be rewarded for their assistance during a drought. The King told them that they could each request one thing from him that he could provide. The first man asked to be rich, so the King ordered his guards to fetch a large sack that was filled to the brim with gems and gold pieces. The man thanked the King and left his palace joyfully. The second man asked for a larger house so the King gave him access to one of his many castles. He hurriedly left, eager to try out his new home for size. The third man asked for a cat so the King gave him a cat.

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Me: Whats your favorite color? Joe: Blue! Me: Wrong

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Whats plastic and phonie a phone

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Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

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death drives to the bus stop where 3 pensioners are waiting for a bus to london, and says GET IN THE VAN!

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how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

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Know what's funny? Not these jokes!

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Do you know what a lion really is? It's an over sized cat.

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Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

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How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

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Why does it take longer to build a Blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one? The trip to find a blonde wig suitable for a snowman, especially if you are picky and have a certain wig in mind, generally takes up more time than not searching for a wig at all.

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Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

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a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

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A sober Irish individual.

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Anti Joke

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