Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

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what happend when a blind guy tried to save a guy from a fire big mistake they both died

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What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

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Part 1 - Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Part 2 - Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy!

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What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu? A new breed of dog.

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What's the difference between Izzy and a hobo? Nothing...they both have no job and no friends

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What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

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What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

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What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

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Yo mama is so fat that she is in a diet and wants to lose weight by eating healthy.

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What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

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What kind of jokes to dairy farmers tell? Corny jokes.

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Two men are making sandwiches, one man is spreading peanut butter over the bread and the other man is spreading honey and Italian raspberry jam over rye bread. the man with the peanut butter sandwich looks over and says "HEY, where did you get the rye bread?" and the man with the rye bread says "well my wife made it yesterday and I would be delighted if you come over for some tea, and tried some of my wife's homemade rye bread".

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Why are anti jokes funny....cause morons come up with them...

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How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

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What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

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What do you call a black pilot? A niigger

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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Q: What is green, has red shoes, exists in videogames and runs really really fast while collecting rings, running trough loops, has a fox sidekick etc? A: Sonic The Hedgefrog. Moral: I was always a bigger fan of Super Fratelli Brothers though...

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there's a irishman, australian and and englishman man on a plane. they are going to france

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Are you trolling with me? I mean how can you know where I live if you have not even picked up the phone yet? Listen, if you wanted to make me upset, you did it okay? You won, I like you a lot and I would never do such a thing. I understand you being upset Nero, I am so sorry, I never meant nor wanted for this to happen, I hope you can forgive me someday.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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