Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

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a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

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Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

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Knock knock whos there? Underware Underware who? I underware my friends are

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What did the you know what screw this I'm sick of making these stupid jokes there all the same. Hang on hang on What did the pirate do to the dog yes This style of joking is so different I'm going to be a famous comedian oh wait there's a whole bloody website full of these. O look another one and another one and another one that knife over there looks really nice right now

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Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

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knock knock come in

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How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

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roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

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What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

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Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

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What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -a black man that left his family

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A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

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Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

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Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

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what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

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Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was playing Pokemon Go.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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