what did the jew get for christmas? nothing jews dont celebrate christmas.

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In my country we don't swim, we drown.

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What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

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Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

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what do you call a monkey? a monkey

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What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

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What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

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What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

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The Charlotte Bobcats

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

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Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

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What looks like donuts but stinks of shit. Sean Big Macs socks

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Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

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why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

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Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

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Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

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Knock knock Who's there No one We are all on the computer

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Two hillbillies are sitting in a van. It's friday and one of them suggests they should play a game of 20 Questions. The other one agrees. The first hillbilly thinks of the word 'donkey dick'. - Is it something you can eat? the second hillbilly asks. - Yes, the first one replies. - Is it a donkey dick? - Yes.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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