Knock knock Who's there? Your brother My brother who? The dead guy over there.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth, she has lacked a jaw.

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When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? He was hit by a bus!

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--"Do you like impressions?" -Yeah! --"Why?" ................... --"That was Socr-ates."

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There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

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whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

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A Jew walks into an expensive Hotel and orders 500 dollars worth of wine.

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What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

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A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

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What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

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What did the monkey say to the owner of the world's rarest stamp? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

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When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

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How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

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Your sex life.

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What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

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Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

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What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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