Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

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Trashcan!

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a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

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Is J.P. dumb? Yes

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

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The WNBA.

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Justin Bieber

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My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

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What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

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Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

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who drinks pee? katness

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What did the sniper say when a newsreporter asked what he felt when he shot a terrorist? The sniper replied: Recoil.

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It was the week of the school formal and a girl rang up her date and said I don't have a dress for the formal. He said ok the lets go out and buy one. So they went to the dress shop to buy one but the line was really, really long so they waited in the dress line for ages and ages until they finally got to the front, paid and walked out. As they did, the girl said well I suppose you need a suit, so they went to the suit shop, and again, the suit line was really long but they waited in the suit line and they finally got to the front, paid and walked out. Then the guy said, well if we want to go to the formal in style, then we will need a limo. So they went to the limo shop but the limo line was really long as well. But again, they waited in the limo line and they got to the front, paid and left. It was finally the night of the formal, she had her dress, he had his suit and they arrived in their limo. Everyone was having a great time and the the girl said to her partner, I'm a bit thirsty could you please get me a drink? So the guy went over to the drinks table and went to get a glass of punch but there was no punch line.

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Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

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Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a shark in your apple.

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Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

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What do you not want to call a african american that begins with an N and ends with an R? A Neighbor!

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Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

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Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Anti Joke

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