Why did the little girl stop riding her bike? She was hit by a car.

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How do you kill a Mexican? Rupture its vital organs like any other organism ,but murder is wrong and should not be done under any circumstance

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Gun Control

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? because 7 brutally beat and raped 9

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Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daises are red, holy crap my garden is on fire.

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So this guy walks into a bar. He is promptly rushed to the hospital due to the risk of brain damage, concussion, or other serious head injury.

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Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

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Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had died.

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I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

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Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

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Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in face! Why didn't she get back up? Because she didn't have any friends!

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A woman comes to the doctor with a dog and the doctor says: -What are you doing here, dog? Get the hell out of here, you're an animal.

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Whats Black and blue My wife after i beat her ass.

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what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

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Why was the blonde so stupid? He had dyslexia and to make fun of his hardship would truly be a hardship of human morals.

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a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

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What do you get when you come across a blonde. Depression, because you want to do her, but you know that will never happen cause you spend to much time sitting on your ass looking at anti-jokes.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

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Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

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"Up to 50% off."

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Q: Were did suzy go after the explosion? A: Everywere

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