Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

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why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbor.

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Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

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What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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What's up with airplane food? Well I am a big fan of peanuts, so nothing

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Do you know what's the sexiest thing in the world? Sex.

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Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

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Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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What is green and invisible? This cabbage.

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What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick and could not speak at all during his final weeks.

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What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

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Knock knock Who's there? (Punch the listner in the face)

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what is worse than a pile of dead babies? the one on the bottom trying to eat its way out of a pile of babies that have been poisoned.

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Knock-Knock who's there? Artichoke Artichoke who? Your friend Artie choked on a ham sandwich, and I'm sorry to inform you that he didn't survive.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Jehovah's Witnesses.

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A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

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There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

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What came first?....the woman or the sandwich

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How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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