- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society

What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

Why did the Chinese man cross the road? To get to the Chinese restaurant.

What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

What's big and purple? Something that's big and purple

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

One time I masturbated by myself

Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

Why did the blond get fired from the M&M factory? Repeated absences and stealing.

What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

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