How do you treat a homeless man? Like any other person, you disgusting fuck.

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Q: Whats black, white and red all over? A: not me

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A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it's goal was to get to the other side however unfortunately a giant gorilla picked up a car; threw it at a nearby building causing it to collapse; setting off a massive explosion causing all of the buildings on that side of the street to collapse. As the whole other side of the street was covered in rubble making it impossible for the chicken to get to the other side, so the chicken decided to turn around and go home.

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when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

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Why did my brother drive the speed limit? Because it's the law

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What did the guy say to the blonde? "You're a blonde."

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what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

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Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

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Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

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Why did the black man laugh at my joke? k.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

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life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

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'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

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Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

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The MLS

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Where did a homeless man find his easter eggs? In the bin.

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