One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

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Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

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So Doc... Do I have H.I.V or not? Well... Lets just say you should think positive now... NO! I CANNOT LIVE LIKE THIS *Jumps out window* ...Because the results might not appear correctl... OH you do not have... Where did you go? Phew, Good thing it was first floor! Dont be silly, you dont have an immune system which means you have full blown AIDS

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

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How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

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what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

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Man U

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My spelling is horrible

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>posts joke >mistaken for anti-joke

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what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

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Why did Old Man Robert fall down the stairs? Someone kicked him down. And then he died.

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What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

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Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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Why did it take so long for the baby's to paint my wall? I didn't throw them hard enough.

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What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

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Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? He's not.

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Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

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Waiter, there is a hydrogen conducting carbon nanotube in my soup. That is part of the special, sir.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS now so do you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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