What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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Nope, but yeah Felix looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, I think, nah it was Oswald the Lucky rabbit I believe, and he used to get his ass kicked by... Damn, what`s the name of the fat cat that beat up Mickey in steamboat willie?

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why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

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What do you call a building full of black people Jail

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what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

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What did the boy do when he got an F on his English paper? -Laughed.

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two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

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A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

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What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? One, unless she's too short, in which case she may get someone else to do it for her.

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What do you say to a black man with AIDS? I hope you get medical help and find a cure for your illness.

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The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

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Roses are red, Violets are red, my eyes are bleeding

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what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

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A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

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ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

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Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

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Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

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Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

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Anti Joke

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