Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

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What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

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You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Im Really Stoned And you have met with a terrible fate haven't you?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if i gave a rats ass, I'd worry about you.

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If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

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What do you call a man that goes to work every day to provide for his family? A spoon

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what kind of animals marriage is high? snails because It has home and car.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12

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Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

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What's black and blue and is scared to death? the kid in my trunk

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roses are red violets are blue i ate a peanut lets go have sex

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Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

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Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

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What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Jeff. I don't know anyone by the name of Jeff. Please leave my property immedaitely.

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a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves the bar slightly intoxicated.

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what did barrack obama say to the jew osama bin ladins a bitch

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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What goes in long and hard and comes out soft and sticky? Chewing Gum

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Anti Joke

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