A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

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Once you buy it, you will get a 365 day warranty or a 1 year warranty, whichever comes first

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What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

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a man i knew who was a real jerk was about to drive home drunk. i was trying to stop him, but then he punched me in the face. i let him through. he died that night. i texted him all the way

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why did the chicken go to the man? TO ask if he wants sex for money

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A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

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"Hey guys lets have a standing obviation." No one else stands....

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Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

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An Irish man walked into a bar. He turned to the bartender and said hello. Then walked to the back booth for his lunch meeting with the heads of his highly profitable company and then went home.

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

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Why can no one in africa read or write? I would asume the lack of public education combined with the fact that setting up an education system for so many widespread remote comunities would be a logistical nightmare. But then again I have never been to africa and know little about the country and so the premise of this joke is probably a dramatic overstatement in the first place.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

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Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

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Friend: "Hey man! Did you hear about the kid who bought the last hamster at the pet shop? Other friend: "No..." Friend: "Oh, well he shot himself last night."

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What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? Yo bike!

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Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start

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Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

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whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

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Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

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Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

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