What happened to the boy who got everything he ever wanted? He turned into a gluttonous and greedy adult who eagerly spent all of his money and subsequently died alone.

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A man walks into a bar. The other two ducked, and then immediately called an ambulance.

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whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? Lick his dog's penis.

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roses are red violets are blue i've got a boner and it raging for you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

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mitchell likes balls in his mouth.

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How many arabs can fit in a 2007 honda accord? legally up to 5

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What's the difference between a carrot and an elephant? The carrot is orange.

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What is worse than finding 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? Finding 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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why did ben perve on the 5 year old girl he is a pedofile

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What did one dolphin say to the other? Nothing. It was dead.

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only in america: does pizza arrive at your house faster than an ambulence do banks leave their doors open and chain their pens to the desks people put their usless junk in the garage and thier expensive cars in the driveway

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A French man gets into a fight

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Hitler had the right ideas, wne tupon it the wrong way.

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A man walks into a park and presents candy to children. They request more candy and thus are laureded into his van. They are raped murdered and never seen again.

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Why was the man tired at his soccer game? Because he did not sleep well the night before

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whats funny? small ginger girls who die there head red, then it turns ginger again

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Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice carton? She was trying to read the nutrition label and had forgotten her reading glasses.

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DON'T POST MESSAGE ON LIKE DIFFERENT VIDEO

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on a deserted island when a genie appears and offers each of them one wish. Before making any decisions on what to wish for, the discuss what the smartest choice is. They return to the genie. The brunette wishes to return home, as does the blonde. The redhead wishes to be able to walk again. The genie denies the wish because to walk again she would have to wish for two legs. The genie leaves and the redhead eventually dies of dehydration as she cannot move and the water that she reaches from the ocean contains salt which dehydrates her faster than the water hydrates her.

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I have a dig bick you that read wrong you read that wrong too.

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Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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