If anyone can read me... I am Michael Jackson and I would really appreciate if someone could get me out of this... box... I mean help! Where am I! I think I have been under a long coma and would appreciate any small boys digging me out... Moral: I hope there is no hell... for my own sake that is...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes now you do too.

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Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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What's more fun that being raped? Not being raped.

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What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because her dad through a fridge at her

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I can't make my mind about the debate on legalisation of marijuana. Some days I think it's a good thing. Somes days I think it's a bad thing. And some days, I don't think about it at all and I just think it's a very nice day.

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What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

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What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

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Friends are a lot like trees... ...they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

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If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

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Why are you a chicken? Because I say cock-a-doodle doo

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What's half of 8? o

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Pirate ships are used by pirates.

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Why did the horse stop running? His master beat him to death.

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A bar walks into your mother.

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What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a porsche in my garage.

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roses are grey violets are grey im colorblind but your face is still black!!!

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Knock Knock Come in

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

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Anti Joke

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