How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

A man with no legs walks into a bar.

Who is the fastest man on earth? To get to the other side.

Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall: "Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!! by darragh hamilton

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What's brown and says "Hey, I'm a dog"? A talking dog, able to grasp the English language.

what is the only death better than asama bin ladin JUSTIN BIEBER'S

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

- knock knock. - Who's There? - Steve. - Steve who? - Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

Micheal Curran...that is all.

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

A man walks into a bar and pulls out a tiny piano and a 12 inch pianist, which is really just his member with a smiley face drawn on it. Somebody calls the police muttering, "What is this world coming to?"

Knock knock. Who's there. Alex. Alex who? Your brother Alex. Oh, please come in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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