hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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I wonder where the hell Hitler is

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how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

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can i have a cookie no diabeto!

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A: go away. B: No i won't A: Shutup B: Yes i will not go away A: again, shutup B: I left A: Thank you B: Your welcom A: Thank you for saying your welcome B: Thank you for saying thank you that i'm welcome A: Thank you for saying thank you for saying that I thank you that you're welcome.

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Whats he difference between a rock and a dead baby? I'm not spemding the rest of my natural life in an insane asylum for eating a rock!

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Wow did you see stevie wonder's new house. neither has he

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I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

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How does a black man get a job? Through an interview.

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Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

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Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

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Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

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What do you call a group of angry unemployed black guys? The NBA

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yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You're not that bad...you're still better at giving hand jobs than your dad is."

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So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

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How many 3 legged black Irish catholic obstetricians, walking into a bar, does it take to make a chicken cross the road? Fish!

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because eating raw chicken is just wrong.

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Why did Martha Stewart's skin hurt? My friend has a skin condition :( and is dying, skin cancer is not something to make fun of.

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Why did the penguin die? due to an increase in the quantity of greenhouse gases that are being released into the atmosphere, global warming is on the rise. So the penguin died because his home melted.

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Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

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What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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