You know what's better than a taco? A better taco.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Hello, I'm here to deliver your groceries. Ok thank you, please leave them by the front door.

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What's the difference between Michael J. Fox and a blender? Michael J. Fox is a successful actor starring in many movies, and a blender is a kitchen appliance.

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how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 'Cause 7 slept with 8 and punched 4 in the face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why, but I was standing on the other side of the road and I took it home and mamed the chicken with a powerdrill.

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Donkey lips

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

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Why is Scientology the Fastest Growing Religion of 21st Century? It isn't, its a cult.

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how do you find a ghost? shoot yourself.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Voldemort

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A fat man walked into a hot dog.

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You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

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Shea's sty....

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What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

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jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

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Two english guys meet at work

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How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

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A man walks into a vagina

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

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You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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