your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

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Q: What do you call a person up to their elbows in a horse's ass? A: An Amish auto mechanic. (this gem brought to you by Designated Dale)

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What did Jennifer get in her college exam? She got a C minus

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

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Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Because after twenty long years of monotonous nagging, he finally snapped.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

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What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

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What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

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How many dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dogs do not have aposable thumbs therefore they cannot screw in light bulbs

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What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

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i felt like burning some calories so i lit a fat kid on fire

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Why is the black guy bad a Hockey? He was raped with a hockey stick by his father, after many years of pain and sex jokes, and the internet meme of the rapey daddy came out, the man then tryed to kill him self, but lived and the became a... shit i forgot, well long story short, it was roger from family guy.

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Why? Because!

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What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

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How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

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Why did Suzue fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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Why is Tom Garrick gay Answer- Because he is

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why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

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a man walks into a bar..... OWW!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

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