What do you call two men riding a bicycle.

Mexicans working in an office

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

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Comedy.

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bucket of chicken? A lot.

Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

what did one lady say to another lady? we are both ladies

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Make some fucking lemonade.

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

What Did The Boy With No Arms Or Legs Get For Christmas? Cancer.

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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