Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

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Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard -you throw them.

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If I had a gun with only 2 bullets, and was in a room with Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and you; i would shot Hitler and Osama because they committed terrible crimes

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

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What do get when you cross a truck and a cliff? Flames.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

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Who won the race between the turtle and the hare? Well, odds are the two creatures wouldn't race given that animals do not speak. However, if they were, the hare would most likely win a land race because of its powerful legs and agility. However, if the turtle happened to be a seaturtle and the race took place underwater, our dear little beloved turtle would win, having the advantage over the rabbit.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Where's the soap?

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Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

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What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

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Q: What's worse than being forced to eat your veggies? A: Being forced to kill your parents with a carrot.

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

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How do you get 500 babies into one bathtub? a blender. How do you get them out? NACHOOOS

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Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

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Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

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Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names...

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Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

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What did the Jew say to the German? He said hello.

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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What did the man do when it was raining pineapples? He got a chainsaw and went on a killing spree against his neighbors family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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