a man walks into a bar... it was a crow-bar

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Why is Brendan stupid. Because he's mentally retarded due to the fact he was dropped as a chil.d

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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What's red and can sing? Elmo

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WELCOME TO THE SECRET BEYOND THE SIXTH SENSE! 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :(

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Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

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Why did the vegetarian lose her foot? Diabetes.

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Q:So there's a black guy and a mexican sitting in a car...who's driving? A: The Cop

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The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

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Who is the girl that has had sex with over 10 guys? Georgia Hidi

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What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

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Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

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why did Mary fall off the swing? cuz she had no arms ------------------- knock,knock who's there? not Mary

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What clicks when its out of lead ? A gun Why was the little black boy crying ? He ran out of that grape drank How do you make a dead baby float ? You take your foot of its head How do you know when your life is over ? When you start watching Twilight What is blue and sticky ? Blue Stick What do you get when you mix a dog and a cat ? Shit

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What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

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How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

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Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

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what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident

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A convict escapes a prison he's been in for 15 years. He's soon tracked down by police and put back in jail where he'll serve another 2 years of jail time along with his 5 remaining years.

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Q: What did Cyclops say to Wolverine? A: "We're both X-Men!"

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Why did the blind man cross the road? To end the suffering of a lifetime illness.

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What's brown and sticky? A penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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