Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

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Who is it?

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how did i know i had a new puppy?...... i found out when i was scraping it off my truck tire

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ecks! why zee?

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What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at his genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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France had one revolution

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women playing football?

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer.

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Ryan Holden is a faggot.

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What do short Mexicans do after a hot shower? Dry off with a towel like everyone else,

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Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

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Whats another word for Thesaurus?

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Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

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I enjoy Popcorn

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What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

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Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

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Two gay men are seen walking down a street in Texas. Actually now that I think about it homosexuality is pretty much outlawed in Texas. Two gay men are thrown into a Texan Jail where they spend the rest of their lives, cold hungry and alone.

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What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it is a largely water-based, delicious fruit that provides refreshment in such a hot country and conveniently flourishes in the said climate.

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Mmmmmmmmbutch

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I tell an anti joke!.

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Why was the cancer patient in the hospital? Her mother threw a rock at her head.

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