acualy is dolan

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Fine, Nero7 made sure I got to a safe place at least. My code is "Eliza", that is all, please provide me with whatever information you can regarding what happened, and while I read you are not shy of graphical detail, I ask that you keep it lightly, Nero7 meant much to me, please. -"Veronica.

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I AM DISSAPOINTED

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What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

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Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

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why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

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Why can't Jimmy talk? He's dead.

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black people are white when i use night gogles

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Why did Osama bin laden plan 9/11? Same reason Justin bieber was born....

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Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

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why did Bernard have a bold because I ripped his Mohawk

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Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

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Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

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Yo mama is so poor she used the welfare system and is a family of 4 and has a successful business now

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Why did the cat have hair? Because he did.

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What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

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A man sees a hitchhiker on a road. The man crashes because he was not watching the road.

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What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

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Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

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There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane..."

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How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

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who is still together after all the crap they have been through? your butt cheeks

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Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

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What do Helen Keller, Stevie Wonder, and Ray Charles have in common? They were all mentioned in the previous sentence.

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