Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

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Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

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Do you like flowers NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOW GET ME A COKE! And a pizza

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1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

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What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting rape.d by a giant scorpion.

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Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

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why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

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Ouch.

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There was a girl that got on the bus . The bus started moving as soon as sat . The bus driver looked up at the window and saw the girl coming closer . Every time she came closer , the more he looked , the girls nose kept on bleeding more and more . When the girl was right next to the bus driver , he started to shudder in fear looking forward , knowing that she is there . When he looks to his right , the girl looked at him , then looked at the window . And started to pick her nose .

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What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

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A horse walked into a barn...

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Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

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Q) Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest A) Real Joke : Because the parrots-eat-em-all

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

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What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

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ROSES ARE RED FRIENDS ARE FRIENDS, NO MUTUAL FRIEND, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO ADD ME ON FACEBOOK BITCH!

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A socialist, a Muslim, and an illegal immigrant walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for you Mr.President

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So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

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your mom.

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person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

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A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

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what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

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