What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

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roses are red, violets are blue, niggers are black and so is my poo

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What do you call a black guy who is selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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So after 2 years of dating, the man thought the woman actually loved him. So to find out they took a ski trip and during their day they were on the chairlift and the man asked the woman "Do you love me?" The woman replied "No...I'm just in it for the sex, but that's a nice ski mask you have on"

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

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so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

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Who has two thumbs and gets to go home tomorrow? Well, not your son. He's in a persistent vegetative state and we had to amputate both of his arms.

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How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

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Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

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what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

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How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

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Once upon a time, there was an ugly duckling. All the other ducklings made fun of the ugly duckling for being so ugly, and the little duckling felt bad. "Why do I have to be such an ugly duckling?," he asked. However one day, the duckling grew up and became........well, an ugly duck. Turns out he was just an ugly duck. The end.

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What's green and gets people high? A green helicopter

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i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

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What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

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Anne frank dies days before camp was liberated.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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Thumbs up if you're reading this in 2015!

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There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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