yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

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A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

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Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

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Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

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What do you call a black cop? Officer.

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Whats smells like a banana and is purple? A banana, I lied about the purple thing.

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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Whats worse than it raining on your birthday? 911

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

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black people

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A terrorist walks into a bomb shop. He soon realizes he's in the wrong shop, leaves and goes on with his day.

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Two unemployed Irishmen are out looking for work when they pass a lumberyard. There's a sign outside that said "Tree Fellers Wanted". Sean turns to Patrick and says " What a curious way to write that sign. Surely the term is lumberjack?" "Yes," says Patrick "but what with the current economic situation here in Ireland, I say we get in there, apply for the jobs and hope that our lack of experience is overlooked." "Okay." Says Sean. "And let's not mention the whole sign thing." "No."

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

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What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

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women's lacrosse.

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Theodore was a small kid that lived down the street. Little did he know, that Kaiwen the Poor Pedo was his next door neighbour. So he was walking one day down the street. He saw Kaiwen dead. Because he ate too much sugar. So Theodore called the police. But his phone broke suddenly. Theodore realized that his brother had filled it with broken eggshells. He was sad. He took out a few golf balls and stuffed them in his mouth. But he couldnt forget taht a fellow neighbour had died. He buried the body beneath the Carpet of Ol' Justin's House. He wasnt happy. His dad confiscated his laptop. And the golf balls

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what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

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Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

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Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

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Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

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i hate anti-jokes ;)

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