What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

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A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

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A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

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How do you leave a gay guy in suspense? How? ......................

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A priest, a nun, and a rabbi walk into a bar. There's a massive earthquake and the bar collapses to the ground, killing everyone inside.

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What do you eat for breakfast and is sometimes blue? Pancakes.

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A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

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A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

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What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

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A guy walks into a bar. He has a couple beers, gets in his car and goes home. He got arrested on the way because it is illegal to drink and drive.

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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Roses are red violets are blue I hate rhyming pancakes

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If Michelle rides her bike at 15 mph for 20 minutes and Erik rides his bike at 20 mph for 12 minutes, why is Michelle not in the kitchen?

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what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

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There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

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Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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Jews...

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An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

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What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

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If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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