How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

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there's a blonde and a brunette jumping out of a plane, what one hits the ground first? they both hit at the same time because gravity pulls everything down towards the earth at the same pace

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? They were my friends.

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How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

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What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

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One time, I called the police, but it was actually a fire. So my neighbors died.

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What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

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Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

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Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

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A man was walking through the woods when he comes across a little girl crying by a lake. "What is the matter little girl?" he asked. "My cat fell in the lake ... and it couldn't swim ... so my father jumped in as well and drowned too," she cried," Sad, the man sighed, pulled down his pants and said, "Well I guess today's just not your day,"

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a porsche in my garage.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? If so, you're probably a pervert.

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new girlfriend? Neither has he.

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Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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A man walks into a bar, he now has a mild concussion

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

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