Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

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Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

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Two guys jump off a cliff... the third guy calls an ambulance.

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

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If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Quite obviously, still quizzical, being that tests are just longer, harder quizzes.

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what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

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whats made of wood and floats? everything made of wood floats

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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Why are elephants ears sooo big? The big ears are to help the elephants stay cool. Elephants don't sweat, so they have a hard time dissipating excess heat (keeping cool). Their large ears contain many blood vessels that allow heat to escape into the air. When you see elephants they are usually moving their ears back and forth. This fanning helps to dissipate more heat than if their ears remained still. The enormous ears of elephants act as cooling devices. The gigantic earflaps (which can measure up to 2 square metres (21.5 square feet) are equipped with an intricate web of blood vessels. When the animal flaps its ears, the blood temperature lowers by as much as 5 degrees Celsius (9 degrees Fahrenheit). To keep cool

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1)Did you hear about the sick juggler? 2)No... 1) He just couldn't stop throwing up!!!! 2)Oh no!! Is he ok?? 1)He's dead. 2)HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA c&h

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

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Anti jokes.

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why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

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Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

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roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

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My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

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You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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Q: What's full of different butts and smells bad? A: An ashtray.

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World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

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What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

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