Roses are red, Violets are blue, i got 5 Fingers, the middle ones for you ?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

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What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

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When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

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Q: What has two wheels and is not funny? A:Ryan Vallee on a segway -Ryan V

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Roses are red Violets are blue I forgot to go to the bathroom

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how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

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What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

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Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

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What did one Platypus say to the other Platypus? Nothing, Platypuses can't talk. However, they are the only mammal to lay eggs.

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A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

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What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

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A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

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'Knock Knock' 'Who's there?' 'My name is Boo, I'm sorry,I think I was given the wrong address, I'll be on my way now' Boo walks away from the unsuspecting person's front door and goes to the next house along in the hope of finding the house he was originally searching for.

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What did Jean Luc Picard say to Data when he saw a broken Janome Overlocker? Make it Sew

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To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

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Why did the car stop? The driver had a stroke

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

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how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

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What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

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when a midget takes weed, does he get high or medium???

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