What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

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what's a self-driving car 10 years from now? probably just "a car".

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How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

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knock knock whos there .. derp

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

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So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

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A Muslim walked out of a bomb shop.

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Where did Ellen go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Roses are red, violets are violet. I'm not stupid.

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When my Xbox died, my girlfriend said: "Finally, you can treat me the same way you treated that thing!" So I tapped her so hard that she died

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why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

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What do you call a beagle and an eagle mixed together? A beagle.

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What is 0+0? 0, I am not dumb

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

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Miami Heat.

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how do you get a taco? Buy one!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

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Why did the horse stop runnIng? His master beat him to death.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. One says "I'll have H20", the other says "I'll have a beer." The first one is the one to drive them to their homes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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