Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

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A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

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Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is your mom

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What's worse than the unwarrented death of six milliion Jews? The death of six million and one Jews

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What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

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Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

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why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

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chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

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roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

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person 1: Do you have a christmas necklace I could borrow for a party? person 2: I have a one with a leprechaun.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

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Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

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God bless America, and no where else.

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whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

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What do you call to guys who gave gave each other HIV? Blood-Brothers

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BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

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While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

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A green-painted man walked into a bar and confused a blonde, bar-tending horse with a tale of rape in the holocaust involving an amputee child riding a fridge on a plane with a pig, a duck, a chicken, a lawyer and countless men of various ethnicities, religious faiths and sexual persuasions. Together, they changed a lightbulb, ate wormy apples and agreed upon the colour of roses and violets respectively.

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whats the difference between an iron and a priest? An iron is a hand-held device which presses clothes and a priest is a person who is authorized to perform the sacred rituals of a religion.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

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whats worse than having cancer? nothing you have cancer and should proceed to see doctor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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