while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

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Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

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Roses are flowers.

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u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

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Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I got ran over

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What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

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your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An even better question is why are the chicken morals being questioned every time it feels like doing something.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? with boomerangs

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Why did the car stop To buy drugs

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Obama says: I can throw one 1,000 dollar bill out the window and make one person really happy Michelle says: I can throw ten 100 dollar bills out the window and make ten people really happy The Co-Pilot says: I can throw you both out the window and make 250,000,000 people really happy tee-hee

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

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Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

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A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

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What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

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