Brooklyn Nets or New Jersey Nets? Theres a difference

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There was once a man who went to the store and walked across a bridge and bought toothpaste and yelled at a hobo and went home and took a nap and then he went back to the park where he talked to an english teacher who told him not to use run-on sentences or she would slap him with a fish.

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Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Lemons Lemons who? The fruit

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You all have Aids

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"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

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If Michael Jackson was alive we would who cares he is dead

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Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

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Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

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Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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womens rights!

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What do you do if you work in subway? we make the subs put meat on it then put salad on then cut it then wrap it other duites involved but cba to exsplain

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what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

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Q. You know what sucks A. Being an orphan

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Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

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what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why was a woman not considered in the role for a stunt driver? Because her skill level was not sufficient enough for the requirements.

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Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

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whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

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A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

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Today is March 22.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink, drinks his drink, and leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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