A woman's opinion

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How do you keep a black guy out of your backyard? You tell him "STAY OUT"

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A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

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Whats worse than malaria? Dying from it.

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Good to know tattletale, I remember hating you back then when you betrayed me, but I cant wait to meet you again. Anyway Nero, I am a girl, its not about sex with me, I just had to tell you, and hope you will take better care of yourself, I know you used to be worried about your looks, and I just want you to understand ill be there for you no matter what. Thanks for the kind words Nero, I know you mean them, you never hid the fact that you found me attractive, but while I did not understand then why you would ruin every nice moment by saying something cheesy or rude, I think I get it now... I know you need rest, but can I arrive as soon as possible? Ill just wait outside or something, I wont be a bother I promise.

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

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whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

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Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

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Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

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Try this on someone... go up and say "Ive got a great knock knock joke for you but you have to start" there response "Ok, knock knock" you say "Who's there?" They are usually dumbfounded and a hilarious awkward silence ensues

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person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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Why is the ground wet It rained

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Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

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What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

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How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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