What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

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what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

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What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

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Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

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How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

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A blonde, brunette, and a red head were walking on the side of the road and a fridge landed on them and they died. At least they still could go to their funerals.

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What's worse than being a jew in the holocaust Being born black

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Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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When is a Jew the sleepiest? Depends on the time really... some people sleep and wake up on different biological calendars.

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who's a slut... you're mom

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Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

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Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

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what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

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A man goes to a doctor and says , "My arm hurts in 3 places." the doctor says, "Dont go to those places.

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Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

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Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

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Neither did she.

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" he replies: "I was walking with my wife and was mauled by a bear"

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What do you do if there's a rabid elephant chasing behind you, a vicious jaguar to your right, a rearing horse to your left, and a bloodthirsty lion in front of you? Innoculate yourself with a rabies vaccine, prod the jaguar on the nose with a stick (they hate that and will probably flee as a result), speak softly and calmly to the horse and encourage the lion to go for the elephant instead of you. You will probably still die as a combined result of mauling and trampling, and it's unlikely that you'll have two rabies vaccines to hand by chance for such situations, but your chances of survival will be minimally improved.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

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What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

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What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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