Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

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What did the little boy do when he dropped his ice cream? Acted very mature and requested another one from his mother

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i wish i was a tree !

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when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

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How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

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no rasist joks

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Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

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what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

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Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

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knock knock who's there? faith

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How do you confuse a person from France? By screaming in english at the sky while pionting at him.

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Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

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"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

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why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

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Have you heard that Bert & Ernie from Sesame Street are gay? If so, than whoever told you may be mentally challenged, Bert & Ernie are both puppets which even though they resemble people with active personalities, they remain puppets and do not have a sexual oreintation.

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what are three short words? i a am

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What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

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How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

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If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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