What was Hellen Keller's Dog's name? Kamikaze Go, it was the first Akita Dog in the United States.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven. By darragh Hamilton

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Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

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Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk and leave. 2 hours later there's a newscast about two drunken men who died in a car accident. It wasn't them, the newscast about them came shortly after

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Why can't Helen Keller have sex? She is dead

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roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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What did the man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Oh my goodness! Are you alright?!"

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What's the difference between mw2 and mw3? Nothing

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What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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your moms so fat she has kankles

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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Once upon a time there was a very lonely man. He was kind, strong, handsome, smart, and basically everything that was good and that a girl wanted. Well, one day, through all his immense loneliness, he decided that it was time that he got into a relationship. Knowing that he deserved a competent and pure woman, he went to a local church to search for his perfect match. That night, he took home with him the most beautiful and purest of all the women in the church, brought her to his room, and whipped out his junk on her face.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? I don't know. I cant think f anything big and white that fall from trees that can kill you and besides if it is big enough to kill you then you will likely see it and avoid the section of that tree lest the big white object should fall and kill you because of this it is likely that anything that is big and white and falls from trees will in result kill you.

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How long does it take a woman to park a car? Shouldn't take long, depends on the size of the parking spot.

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Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

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what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

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