Why did the baby cross the road? It's abusive father punted it.

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

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There is a blonde, a redhead, and a brunnette stuck on a deserted island. the redhead gets sick of being trapped, so she decides to risk the 100 miles back to shore. she begins swimming, gets 10 miles out, gets tired, and drowns. the brunnette gets sick of being trapped, so she decides to risk it too. she gets 50 miles, gets tired, and drowns. The blonde decides to escape as well. she is able to swim 98 miles, gets tired, and swims back.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing

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what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

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a boy says hi.The girl says bye. The boy starts to cry.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

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How do you kill zombie Jesus? You can't.

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"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

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Guess what. Chicken butt.

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What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

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Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

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There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

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Why was the asian a bad driver? Because while he was driving a leprechaun was punching him in the face.

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your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

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What do you get when you cross Winter Squash, Beets, Ham, Coffee, Spinach, Hexamine, Cadmium, Detergent, and some love? A bowl full of crap.

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(SAY KATCHUP AND LICKER AFTER EVERY SENTENCE) FOR BREAKFEAST I HAD (KATCHUP AND LICKER) FOR LUNCH I HAD I SEE MY GIRL FRIEND AT THE MALL SO I (KATCH UP AND LICK HER

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How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

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Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

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How do you drown a down syndrome child? Put him/her into water.

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

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Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? It doesn't really matter but I wouldn't actually call anything because they have very sensitive hearing and will probably panic and, being blind, might collide with a tree.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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