What color is my lamp? Brown

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Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

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So I was eating pancakes in my driveway...or were they waffles?

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What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

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how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

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what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

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My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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A man wakes up in his bed and looks at the clock. He realises he is gonna be late for work. He quickly gets out of bed, into the bathroom, has a shower, puts his deodorant on and brushes his teeth, gets dressed, and goes in his car. He drives out of his garage and drives to his work but gets stuck in traffic. He then gets to the car park of his work and parks his car. He gets out, goes up the elevator to his floor, when the elevator door opens to his floor, he quickly says hello to Terrance and goes to his bosses office. And guess what the boss says? You're late.

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ASSCHEEKS

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Duh, its red not ginger, like really really red... Not unlike my eyes, which is a bit of the reason I dye it., I also use colored contact lenses most of the time now.

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say cheese

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A duck walks into a bar. A horse walks into a bar. A cow walks into a bar. A bear walks into a bar. The owner tells them to get out, but they can't understand humans. So they just stayed there.

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Adam Chebali goes to war and is quickly killed. The rest of the world rejoices as he can no longer post anti-jokes only he thinks are funny and brag about himself on anti-joke.com.

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There are three guys on an airplane, a Korean, a Mexican, and an American. The pilot comes on the speaker and syays,"The plane is to heavy, throw out the thing you have most in your country." The Korean throws out an AK-47 and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The Mexican throws out a taco and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The American throws out the Mexican and says,"We have to many of these in our country."

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Electronic Arts is a respectable company.

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what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

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way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

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why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

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What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

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A chicken crosses the road and goes into a bar and recites the following poem: Roses are red Violets are blue Knock Knock Who's there? Sugar is sweet Sugar is sweet who? And so are you. The bartender was confused considering she's a blonde. A genie appears and says to the Mexican he'll grant him 3 wishes. The black guy, the white guy, and the jew were at the bar also. The priest was also drinking. They all had a great time.

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Who is the worst teacher ever? Mrs. Thompson

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Two men walk into a bar. The third seeing the protruding bar goes home to find his entire family dead from anthrax.

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Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

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