What do you call the twin towers? An airport

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

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Who has downs this joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

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Last time I heard that I dropped my i-phone

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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Doctor, I keep imagining Doctors. *hayball rolls*

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A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

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Knock knock Get off my porch.

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What did the salad say to the dressing? Nothing! Carrots don't talk!

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Prostate exam > Some of these Anti Jokes

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What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

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Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

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what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

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Why didn't the chicken cross tithe road Because it was a motorway

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What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

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How did the mexican get into the United States of America? Legally.

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How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

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ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE!? YES I AM, AH! ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE?! The judge did not find the Elton John song worthy of negating the statuary rape charges and sentenced him to nine years in jail.

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who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

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I used to work at a chemical plant manufacturing hydrochloric acid. I couldn't handle it. One day a container exploded and I got severe chemical burns on my face. The scarring is awful. It has ruined my life.

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Anti Joke

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