What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

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What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Hello, I am Sergent Henry Orange. I'm afraid your husband was shot down by an enemy aircraft. I'm sorry, he was a brave man.

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How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Becasue she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

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Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

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What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

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What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

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dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

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Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

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What do you call a girl with no arms and legs? Whatever her name is.

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Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

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How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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