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See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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If you riding a jet-ski amd the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Blue Ice Cream

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Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb. One

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because her dad through a fridge at her

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Justin Bieber's mother.

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Do you know what does Wikipedia says about Elton John ? It says that Sir Elton Hercules John, CBE (born Reginald Kenneth Dwight; 25 March 1947) is an English singer-songwriter, composer and pianist. He has worked with his songwriting partner Bernie Taupin since 1967; they have collaborated on more than 30 albums to date.

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If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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snooki

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to fix a lightbulb? Lets go ride bikes.

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"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

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Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

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What's worse than people reposting the same joke all the time? The holocaust.

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Three blondes are walking through the woods when the come upon a set of tracks. The blondes stepped away from the tracks to watch the train as it went by.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just the 1, Blondes aren't any dumber than anyone else. It's a myth.

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wanna hear a joke: women's rights

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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Take off your shoes.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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