Q: What did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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read this sentence again.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? Everything.

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How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

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What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

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Connor is homo

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the the wheels.

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yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

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A baby seal walks in to a club... That's it. That's the joke.

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A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

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What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

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if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

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What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

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I always like to pack a second pair of pants, because if there's one thing my mother ever said to me it was 'please, I'm begging you - don't put me in a home.'

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Junior's love life.

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when do you know your a BOSS................ when you get a promotion

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A spanish man, a french man and an italian man sat at a pub. And they realise no one can speak english properly.

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What kind of condoms do cows use? None.

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what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

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How many muslims does it take to screw in a lightbulb. One.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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