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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

A Brunette a ginger and a blonde were getting their hair done? WHich side of the bus did they sit on? Why did i put a question mark on the first part?

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

What do you call a not as grumpy Jewish man in his mid 30s? Danny. What do you call 5 of his best friends? Arin, Suzy, Barry, Ninja Brian, And Ross. Another possible answer to the 1st question is currently not married.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

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What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

what do you call mexicans in a circle around a house? a spicket fence

what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

An underaged man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, but the bartender says we don't serve minors. The boy then rushes out if the bar for fear of being caught.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Who shit in my garden

A sober Irish individual.

Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

if she is old enough to bleed, she probably wears tampons.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

Q: What does one man with alzheimer's say to the other man with alzheimer's. A: Purple, because magic doesn't go through chickens.

What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

Q: What do you call a successful black person? A: A fictional character.

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