why did the little girl fall off the swing - she had no arms.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? - "Where's my tractor?"

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What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

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Avery has crabs.

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What do you get when you cross a jack-o-lantern and an antelope? Nothing. You wouldn't see an antelope by a pumpkin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Marmite.

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What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

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Person 1: "Ask me if I'm a rock." Person 2: "Are you a rock?" Person 1: "No."

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Why couldn't Austin eat his noodles? He was a horse, and horses don't have hands, silly goose!

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Guess what? SHADAP

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Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

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Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

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Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

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What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

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Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

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Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack. She's dead.

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how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to the doctor he recommend she lose weight or risk high blood pressure and heart attack

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Why did blink-182 get a record deal? Because they play quality punk rock.

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Whats the difference between a Black man and a White man Skin color and possibly many other things because that is reasonable and normal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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