A man walks into a bar, and he died.

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what do mexicans like most. icecubes

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knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

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Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

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His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

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Whats the best ab workout? Solly Twist

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Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was being deporting because he over stayed his visa and is now an illegal immigrant

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A black person dies.

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What's funnier than 24? 9/11

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What is the difference between a monkey and a pig? A monkey doesn't snort drugs.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

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I saw a chameleon. Then it died

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what did batman say to robin to tell him to get in the car? get in.

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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What do you get wen u cross a cat and a walrus? Two animals with very different life styles.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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i dont fisish anythi

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who's yellow , and looks like a bear? pudsey

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What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

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A priest, a rabbi and a scientologist walk into a bar. They discuss their various religious viewpoints until the scientologist gets a call informing him of his mother's death. The priest buys him a drink. Then the priest gets a call informing him of his mothers death. The rabbi buys him a drink. The rabbi gets a call. The scientologist expects it to be about the rabbi's mother dying, so he prematurely buys him a drink. It was actually the lottery commission telling the rabbi he won 48 million dollars.

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Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

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What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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