Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

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Why did it take so long for the baby's to paint my wall? I didn't throw them hard enough.

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John Cena

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

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What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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A man walks into a doctors and says 'Doctor, Doctor, I have a bad stomach ache' Upon hearing this, the doctor writes the man a prescription for medication and wishes him a swift recovery.

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Greg told a joke. It wasnt funny...

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Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

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What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

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a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

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Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

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What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Why did hitler commit suicide He looked at his gas bill

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Why does the party start when Kesha walks in? Well, it's Kesha's party and it would be rude to be in her house having a party when she wasn't there.

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how do you wake up lady gaga you poke her face

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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All dead all doom or all dead? How can you choose the question doesn't make sense. dead all dooom ohhhaklsdjfla;ksdjfal;skfjasd

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Why did the teacher yell at her students? The class was acting completely inappropriate and she felt it was necessary to discipline them so the current situation won’t repeat its self.

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its funny cuz i laughed!

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Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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