- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're a big fat monkey.

What is the secret to winning football games? Score the most points.

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

Knock knock. Who's there? Honey, are you hearing things again? Nobody knocked on the door... Honey-are-you-hearing-things-again-nobody-knocked-on-the-door who? ...

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

there once was a black man who played basketball

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

What did the Asian man do when he got lost in the desert? He ate his arms.

Why did the teacher arrive late for class? Because his father had a stroke the night before, and they had to rush to the hospital and because of exhaustion, he missed the bus, and arrived ten minutes late.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

How many spots does a giraffe have? Depends on the giraffe.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

A Cow Walk's Into A Bar And Say's Drink Please The Bartender Is Then Sent To A Mental Hospital For Talking To A Cow.

How do you know if there is an elephant in your fridge? Well, because there's an elephant in your fridge.

Q: How many black people came KFC on June 31st? A: None because June 31st doesn't exist.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

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