Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

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Wanna hear a joke? Yes Then go on the internet and find some jokes.

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a man is stranded on a deserted island with no food, water or clothing and he comes upon a magical genie lamp, a genie pops out and tells him that he has three wishes, the man asks for food,water, and clothing, the genie says "of course" the man was elated but then the genie says " but i'm afraid to tell you that genies don't exist and your hallucinating from your harsh living conditions...i'm sorry" the man lived two more weeks before dying slowly...

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What is the saddest thing in a porno? He doesn't really love her.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

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There was 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. I don't know the rest of the story but the ending was when they guy came all over their faces.

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Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

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What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

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"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

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A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

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Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

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What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

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jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

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whats worse then being a black kid with out a father? is not that bad it happens all the time

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What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

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So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

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Ask me if I'm a tree I don't need to, because I know you're not a tree

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What has 7 mouths 3 eyes and 5 noses Something very ugly

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A man walks into a bar, gets caught in a knife fight, and dies horribly. The funeral was closed casket.

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What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The holoca- *the man hearing the joke then pulls out a desert eagle and shoots the man in the chest before finishing the joke then goes to jail for the rest of his life*

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What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

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Q: How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? A: 2, one to hold the light bulb and the other to turn the ladder

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What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

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Anti Joke

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