Chad Wolbert is retarded.

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Beans, beans, they're good for your heart, Because they contain antioxidants and help to lower your cholesterol.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

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Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

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whats brown? poop.

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Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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Why the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

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jack and jill climbed up the hill but they were bagels

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How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

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Whats white? A fridge

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Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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why did the blonde get caught shop lifting? she wasnt a very good theif

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the road was clear of oncoming traffic.

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Am I the boss.No I was just offered the job

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What did the chemist say when his BBQ ran out of charcoal? Nothing interesting.

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Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

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What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a women? Sex.

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How did the black man get a new television? He worked hard and put away a small percentage of his weekly wage in order to save for this new addition to his household.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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