Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

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Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

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300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have down syndrome duh dusfy druah

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why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

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Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

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A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

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My aunt said slow and steady wins the race, she died in a fire.

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If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

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What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? "Men, get on the ship."

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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Fart

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Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

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Welcome to the anti-joke Olympics! As you can see ladies and gentlemen, our contestants are starting to look very excited as the "who can look the most bored" competition is just about to begin! We are terribly sorry to announce that as for the butterfly style contest, all of the butterflies drowned :( While at this corner, we can see these contestants have been waiting patiently for hours for the "who is the most impatient" contest to begin! While over here, none of our contestants have yet to make a chicken cross the road and tell them why! In the meantime watch as we mistreat these Jews in order to find out what is worse, the holocaust or a worm in your apple! So far our contestants with worms in their apples are complaining more, but dying significantly less, how will this end! How exciting! Finally our swing contest has been cancelled as Sally refuses to get on it! Moral: BUT WILL IT BLEND!

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Black people stink of shite!

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Why did the black man buy a gun?? He enjoys hunting legally

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what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

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Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating at night? A: Yell "DROP IT NIGGAH!" Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating in the day time? A: Run away cause your house is haunted.

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Why can't a Tyrannosaurus-Rex clap? It's Dead.

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What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

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A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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