What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

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Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

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Why do Indian people smell like curry? They don't. Its an ignorant misconception.

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Your social life

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Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

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why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

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porcupines love sun bathing in the winter months so it dosent rape their nose hairs

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Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

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what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

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Kys

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Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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Why wasn't the clown funny? He didn't have a face

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What did the zebra say to the giraffe? Nothing, they can't talk dipshit.

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Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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penis

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mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

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What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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