What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

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A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

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A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

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How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

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What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

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Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

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Steve Mullings isn't on drugs

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Knock Knock Come in.

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You so dumb that you weighed 100 pounds and ate a peanut and weighed 500 pounds!

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Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

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on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

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dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The fact that you actually took time to read this cynically hypnotizing answer that you cannot seem to stop reading even though you know that this sentence is just a clever run to show the epitomy of the anti joke. ha-ha.

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2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

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T-Dog scare me

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hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

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What do you get when you cross a bungie cord and an owl? My ass :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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