Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

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Why bouriquet laugh ? cause hes mom get hit by a bus.

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What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

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A pink bird and a pink elephant was out flying. Then something happened.

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What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

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What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

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What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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Scott Gomez

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son, you're adopted.

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A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

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Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? Because the Joker was raping Robin too hard!

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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What's worse than being a Packer Fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... oh, wait....

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Q:How many prostitutes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two

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A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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Why will this joke be the most hated? Because it sucks

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Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

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What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? They both live underground. Apart from the Eagle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

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What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doc, I blacked out last night and have a sore ass." The doctor took some x-rays and informed him he had colon cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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