"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

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A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

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Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

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What is the different between going to church and reading a newspaper? You can take your shoes off when you read a newspaper.

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How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

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How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

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i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

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Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

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Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

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If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

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What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

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Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas. A: A bicycle.

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Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

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Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

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What did mr. Mackey say to his class. It's easy mkay

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

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Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

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What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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