what do you call a man with no legs? disabled.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

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want to no whats funny what your mom

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? because 7 brutally beat and raped 9

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Roses are red, Violet are violet, not blue, dumbass.

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What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

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why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "I'm your dog. Please stop having sex with me on Chatubate."

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Why did god smite the homosex man with all of heavens wrath? For shits and gigs.

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It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, due to the lack of details, there could be many reasons, such as the possibility that there was a cornfield on the other side, he got scared by a loud noise behind him and ran across the street, or just plain old curiosity, but whatever it may be, right now, we do not know the cause.

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Why did the rapist go to the girl's dorm? He wanted to apologise for his crimes, and brought them all a drink. It was spiked, he raped them

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Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

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Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

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You know George Washington? He died.

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A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

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I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

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HEY!

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what do you call a homeless man? poor.

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Why did the girl jump of the control tower??? She didnt I lied.

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Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

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