LeBron in the fourth quarter

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

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What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

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Why was six afraid of seven? because seven had diarrhea

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Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a convicted serial killer.

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Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?", laughs at his own joke, then calls animal control.

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Q: whats up? A: radiation levels in japan

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SNAPPLE!

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A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

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Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

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Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

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A man is so drunk that the alcohol has a biphasic effect on the body, meaning that its effects change over time. Initially, alcohol typically produces feelings of relaxation and cheerfulness. Increased consumption, however, can lead to dehydration, coordination problems, blurred vision, and a great number of health, medical, and social issues and other drinking problems caused by alcoholism. As articulated above, excessive alcohol consumption can lead to drunkenness. One of the short term effects of intoxication is the lowering of an individual's inhibitions. As a consequence, when people are intoxicated they frequently do things they normally would not do while sober, often ignoring legal, ethical, social, and moral or religious norms. While blurred vision, slurred speech, dehydration, and coordination can be labeled as "alcohol short term effects," other health problems such as alcohol related heart disease, liver disease, and cancer, on the other hand, can be labeled as long term effects of alcohol abuse and alcoholism. This, however brief, is an overview of the effects of alcohol. What remains to be discussed, however, is what Paul Harvey calls "the rest of the story." Essentially, "the rest of the story" is a more detailed analysis of how excessive alcohol affects an individual's life and the lives of those around him or her when the person becomes an alcoholic and suffers from alcoholism. Perhaps the most logical way to discuss this complex topic is to focus first on the classic alcoholic behaviors and effects of alcohol in the four states of alcoholism; then examine some of the "social effects" of alcohol and alcoholism and finally, discuss the medical conditions, health issues, and drinking problems that are caused directly or indirectly by alcoholism.

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What happened when the blind man was running toward a cliff. He stopped before he fell.

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Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

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Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

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A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

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How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

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What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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