Why wasn't there an elevator in the rainforest? The rainforest is not capable of managing an elevator because an elevator does in fact require an energy source which is also not capable in a rainforest. The rainforest is filled with animals and is not filled with humans which would make having an elevator in the rainforest useless because the main use of an elevator is to transport humans. The animals in the rainforest would not be able to operate the elevator because using an elevator for them would be advance while humans using elevators is second nature.

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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Nicki Minaj walks into a bar... there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

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I walked into temptation yesterday, He said hi.

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Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

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a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

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Two planes walk into an office building

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roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

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Jesus, Buddha and Mohamed walked into a bar and say: "There is as much validity in this fiction as in our collective works.

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What do you call a man with a gun? An accident waiting to happen.

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Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

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DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

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A black man, a mexican, and a muslim all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? Who cares!

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Lol! Why you wanna know?

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What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

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what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

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What happened to the woman who was raped? She was mentally scarred for life and finds it hard to trust men.

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look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny

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Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

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Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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