there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

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What did the teenage girl get for her birthday? Pregnant.

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matty russel are you on here

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What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

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Knock knock Who's there? *silence* WHO'S THERE? *silence* -Looks out window- Slenderman

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What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

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why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

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What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

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Justin Bieber

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What did the black guy say when he failed his math test? Crap, I failed my math test!

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Q: What can you never see in the light, but you can in the dark? A: Darkness.

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What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

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whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

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poop.........

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There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side which would be a incontrovertible (obvious) decision.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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The skeleton walks into a bar. Everyone is confused and leaves.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. You know why it didn't? Because it wasn't a chicken. It was a dog.

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3 men are walking down a dirt path. One is a retired member of the US Air Force. The other of the Marines. The last one of the Navy. They are arguing about why their respective section of the military is the best. They lose track of where they're going and fall off of a cliff onto the spinning propeller of a US Coast Guard helicopter.

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed. I will also remove you from my friends list on Facebook because stealing isn't nice.

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what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ow, that really hurt."

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