What do u call a black astronaut? An astronaut, you racist prick

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What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

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What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

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Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

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Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

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Please spell dyslexia.

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

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Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

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women's rights

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what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

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Why is Timmy a dumbass ? He's not, because asses cannot, by definition, be intelligent, so it is unnecessary to qualify it as "dumb".

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how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

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Q) 1+1=? A) 6.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

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What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here!" The other one says "We're both going to die in here and nobody will hear us scream."

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What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

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Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

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What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

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What happens when you divide by 0? Sadly, you don't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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