WNBA

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My dog has no nose, so how does it smell? It can't, I just told you it has no nose.

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Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

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Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

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Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

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you'r mom is so fat that whenever she goes to the doctors, they are concerned about her cholesterol levels and high blood pressure.

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Q:What did the Black man say to New York? A: Black Out.

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Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

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-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

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Why was the black man sent to prison? He was wrongfully accused of a crime which is a fine example of how flawed today's justice system is.

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A black man with a blond beard came to deliver me a pizza. I paid him, tipped him, and closed my door. I forgot the pizza. Dammit.

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For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

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a man walks off of a damn. a damn is not a noun, thus nobody can walk off it

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Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

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Doctor, doctor, I think I've got a problem! Correct, you have got acute cancer, you have 2 months to live.

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What would you say if you girlfriend got hit by a train? Trick question, trains don't go through kitchens!

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I just flew here from Cleveland, and boy are my arms tired! The people on either side of me were hogging the armrests, so I had to kind of tuck my arms up behind my head and it was very uncomfortable.

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Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

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*see an orphan* Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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