Follow the Yellow brick road, follow the yellow brick road........except it's not yellow.

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What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

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Husband: Shut up, there is now playing for Real Madrid Woman: So what? come help me clean. Husband:after the game,now shut up. Woman:Everyone knows Barcelona better... Police: So you're saying your wife fell on the knife alone?

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A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

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i'm funny

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What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

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What's an Animal? A natural periodic state of rest for the mind and body, in which the eyes usually close and consciousness is completely or partially lost, so that there is a decrease in bodily movement and responsiveness to external stimuli. During sleep the brain in humans and other mammals undergoes a characteristic cycle of brain-wave activity that includes intervals of dreaming. ... are you retarded? yes how did you know?

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A Jew and a Nazi walk into a bar... 1 year later they are married with a baby on the way

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Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

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How many dead hookers can you fit in a trunk? Five

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To eat it of course

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What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

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What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

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Why did Hitler kill so many Jews? Because he didn't like them.

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How do you survive a snow storm? Kill yourself

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what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

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why did the puppy poop? he had too

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Sheesh people! Stop insulting my last comment! Do not GO into my comment section, I do not WANT YOU to keep thumbing up those that call me pedo. Moral: Norway... you gonna call us all pedophiles? Please... besides I prefer them over nineteen... the downside is that they often got a couple of kids already at that age... Sigh...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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