I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

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Roses Are Red Violets are blue A face like yours belong in a zoo Don't worry ill be there too Not in the cage but laughing at you

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what do you call mexicans in a circle around a house? a spicket fence

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What did the bus say to the short bus? Heh, you're retarded..

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Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

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How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

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What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

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A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

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A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

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What's brown and sticky? My ass.

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How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

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A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

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why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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How many dead jews can you fit in a hole? Ask hitler.

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What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

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give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Midgets are capable of doing an average person's everyday task. Unless they have autism, then they might as well die.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

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Women's rights

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Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

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Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

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What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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