Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

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ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

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''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

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Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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how does peploe get around they walk

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What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

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What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

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Okay, this is a real joke: A guy slips on a banana and falls down in the most funny way ever, so a girl nearby starts laughing when she suddenly realizes the guy is bleeding profoundly, so she runs over to help, but it turns out the blood was just ketchup so... Just then they both got run over and killed by a car.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

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Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

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Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

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Knock Knock. Who's there? James. James who? James from work. Oh, come on in.

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All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

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Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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