What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

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Why did the guy playing Monopoly sell Boardwalk for $100 to the woman wearing an exotic outfit which shows off her boobs but wouldn't sell Boardwalk for $1000 to the other person that was playing the game? The other person had Park Place as well which would have given them a monopoly on the blue property if he had sold it to that person. And $100 is all the girl had or he would have asked for more but he needed the $100 in order to pay this other player and keep himself from going bankrupt after landing on one of his Hotels.

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Why was the man sad? His brother died.

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Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

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Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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hot diggity dog

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Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

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Why did Lady Gaga arrive at the Grammy's in an egg? Because she was born that way.

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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? At the bottom.

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What do black people and apples have in common? They are both fruit... except for black people

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are all on a trian. The white guy says "We should all through something off the train that we have too much of in this country." The mexican throws a sombraro of the train and says " We have too many of these in this country." The black guy throws a gun off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country." The white guy pushes the mexican off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country.

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What is stupid? I would say you but these jokes are worse.

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What's the worst part about seeing a dead baby on the beach? The crushing sadness.

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What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

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Hello

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia Roses are red

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Why didn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it made him mean.

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how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to the doctor he recommend she lose weight or risk high blood pressure and heart attack

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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