Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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Knock Knock, Who's There? The The Who? YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

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what is the world worst joke? this one

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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whats annoying and black? black people

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

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Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

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How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

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What do you have if you have 100 rabbits in a row and 99 step back? That would be a very unlikely thing to happen, unless a mildly scary predator was released in front of them, or they weren't all stepping back at the same time.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

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some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

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How does a black man laugh? He schuckles

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What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

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If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

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How many muslims does it take to screw in a lightbulb. One.

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What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

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Q: What's up? A: Definitely not a plane, due to an unfortunate hijacking and terror bombing shortly after departure. There were no survivors.

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Not a joke.

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The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

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a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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