where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock... Who's there? Not Suzy.

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What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

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Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

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What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

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3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

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why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

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Why did the dog die? He was old

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what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. He crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

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How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

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What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

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the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

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A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there could be several reasons. The sight of another chicken, its wondering imagination, but because chickens cannot speak, therefore, can never know the true answer.

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Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

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Whats white and can talk? Snow, i lied about the colour

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wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

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What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

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Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? Obama is the president and a drug-dealer has lost his life to the awful streets.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

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Why does Beyonce sing "to the left, to the left"? Because that's where a box of everything you own is

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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