Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

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There's two people, one wearing a nice sweater and the other is not. The one without has to walk the dog, so he asks the other guy if he can have his sweater. He says "No but you can wear it."

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Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

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What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

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A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

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what did the duck say to the hawk? quack

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Has u seen my grammar?

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Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

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why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was a Women

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How do u save someone from dieing of cancer? U shoot them in the head

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What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

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An old lady walks into a bar. She was the janitor.

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Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk anymore? Because they're all dead, duh. :P

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? An ambulance.

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Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

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What do you call a fat man in a tiny pipe? Stuck.

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what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

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A boy walks into a bar. Because he was under-age, security kicked him out as soon as possible and alerted his parents.

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Whats 89 x 67? Sponge. Whats 10 + 9? 19 Whats 9 + 10? 21!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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