Want to get shot? Go to Virginia Tech. Too Soon?

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I'm not late, I'm fashionably tardy!!!!

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My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

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Sarah Palin, George Bush Jr and Glenn Beck are having a massive orgy with an illegal mexican immigrant, a member of the NAACP and an empathetic selfless homosexual democrat...no condoms were used because only felatio and cunilingus was being performed...

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A Horse walks into a Bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The Horse had cancer.

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What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

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What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

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What's brown? My toilet hahaha

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

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John walked up to his dad one morning and shouted, "Dad, it's my birthday!" Dad said, "Cool, how old are you?" John says, "I'm seven!" Dad tells him to go downstairs and tell his grandpa. Johnny runs down and says, "Grandpa, it's my birthday, guess how old I am!" Grandpa sticks his? hand in John's pants and sticks his thumb into his anus. As he pulls his hand out, he pinches his penis. Grandpa says, "You're seven." John says, "How did you know?" Grandpa says, "I heard you tell your dad upstairs."

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A dyslexic pervert asks to see a woman's bar. Then he is chased to the bra next door.

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What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

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whats more serious than rape the holocaust

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What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

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What happened to the peanut who went to New York City? He got a-salted

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Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

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pussy enough said

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If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

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yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

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why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

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why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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