What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

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Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

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A tree fell in the forest. The person in the house it hit heard it.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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there was a blonde red head and black they were on misty mountain the black was the smartest so she jumped off and said bird flew like a bird the red jumped and said falcon and glided like a falcon then the blonde the dumb one tripped said oh crap turned into crap and wentt to the bottom and bursted

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

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hey justin

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What's brown and sticky? A stick!

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knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

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how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

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OGC - tilt your head

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How do you keep an italian from talking? You duct tape his mouth.

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Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? There are certainly innumerable differences, but, in general, humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

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What's better than eating baby? Nothing.

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How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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Why did the portuguese fisherman take out a $20,000 loan with a reknown loan shark at exorbitant interest rates? He needed to buy a kidney on the black market for his drug addicted daughter who had also destroyed his credit score meaning he coudln't get a loan from the usual credit facilities such as banks and credit unions.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

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