Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

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Why did the frog fall out the tree it was dead. Why did the second frog fall out the tree it was stapled to the first frog. Why did the third frog fall from to the tree peer pressure. Why did the fourth frog fall from the tree the third frog was his son. Why did the fifth frog fall from the tree he thought it was a game. Why did the sixth frog fall from the tree he shared the same body with the fifth frog

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

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why did the pinapple walk the plank? to eat a cat because cheese say people!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

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How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

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What do you call a black man from Germany? A Germ.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

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Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

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What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 rapes people

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What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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A BABY seal walks into a club

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What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

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What happens when you drive down the road? you get to the end of the road

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

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why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

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What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

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“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

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That's illegal What? Your mom

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

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How many dislikes can this get?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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