Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

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Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

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How many chairs does it take to screw a lightbulb? One, if you have enough lube.

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what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

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Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

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why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

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how do you make a joke act like yourself

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Christopher Reeve walks into a room.

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How do you kill an already dead man? You don't he's already dead.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

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A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed!" The 14 year old yells back "Excuse me? Do you see a fvcking pickaxe?"

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What would Jesus do? Do? You mean like do it? You have a dirty mind.

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How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

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Religion.

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how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

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Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

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A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

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Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

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23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

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Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

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why did the baby die because it was diagnosed with lukimia

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a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

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Tilt your screen back .

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why did the baby start crying? someone threw a brick at it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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