- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What’s the best part about winning a gold medal? Nothing. You’re on acid and staring straight at the sun.

Q. What does a blonde and beer bottles have in common? A. Nothing. Blonde is a hair color and beer bottles are inanimate objects used to contain various brands of beer.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread, and loaves of bread are incapable of understanding the intricacies of fly-by-wire guidance and propulsion systems.

Bob and Joe are talking about how their grandfathers died in the Hulacaust. Bob says "Mine died in the gas chambers" Joe says "Mine got drunk and fell off the guard tower.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. They both died at the same time in a horrible shipwreck. There were no survivors.

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

Want to hear a joke about Potassium? So do I.

Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your window is open I'm watching you

Did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off, how is he? Well you see, the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off...He's dead. I..um..he's straight up dead. I'm sorry, I don't know what to tell ya.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 was having illicit sexual relationships with 9, of which 6 knew about, but was afraid to inform his wife, 8, who 7 stepped over to get to 9.

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

Your Moma so fat, she would roll down a hill.

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