- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the walrus say to the Penguin. It said MAHHRGH. because walruses can't really talk

What do you call a kid with headgear and one leg? Names.

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

Why is a jewish man so tall? Genetics

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

there once was a black man who played basketball

Why did the chicken cross the road? I can't really remember the reason, it was about 5 years ago and a lot of things have happened since.

Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from a sky-scraper Q:he dies

"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

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