What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

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so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

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Why did Jane get pregnant Because she bought a man's semen and put it in her vagina.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

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What starts with P and ends with orn? Porn

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Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

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A boy is eating with his family. A man in the next booth tells him "You are very handsome and you will be a movie star when you grow up." Then the man leaves. On the way out, the boy's mom says "You know he was drunk, right?"

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a hard working man goes home after a long day at work to find that his wife left him for his even harder working father.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

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What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

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Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

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How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

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How do you make a Hispanic man sad? Answer: steal everything he has until he has nothing

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What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

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I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

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How many Jews did Hitler kill during the Holocaust? Too many.

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whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

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Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

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Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

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whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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