Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

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Everyday I'm.. Stepping on a beach. A roop a doo! Stepping on a Beach. do do do? do!!

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A wealthy businessman gets into an elevator with a poor, ragged janitor. They take the elevator up 19 floors. As the businessman leaves the elevator, he turns to the janitor and says, "Good day to you, sir."

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So three Mexicans, a black man, and 2 white men enter a room. They promptly sever their penises and jump out the window because they are all members of a strange cult.

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Why did the man go to jail? He abused and later murdered his spouse.

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Chuck norris survived rapture.

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roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

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Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A package, the UPS man is already back in his truck.

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names...

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue whilst you reading this I just raped you

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whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, speaking to a bird would have been considered highly irregular, bordering on insane. He left the bird alone, until the time came to slaughter the bird and take it's nutritious meat.

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yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

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Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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