Tyler: Hey, James if you were a cavemen you would die. James: Why? Tyler: Because everybody hates you.

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Why couldn't the Asian man satisfy a woman? He was in a coma.

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suck my balls mr.garison

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Adolf Hitler.

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CAVE JOHNSON.

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Yo mama is so nasty she won't take a shower till she is dead you idiot says the boy she won't die she has twenty thousand live

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A welsh guy walks into a pub. This something any average guy would do.

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Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

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How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

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What's the best way to get gum out of your hair? Cancer

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Interrupting Pessimist. Interrupting Pessi- Slavery.

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

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Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

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how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

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Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

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An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

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Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

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Its Erron, listen, we got to talk, I do not mind your pictures, but I am not going to call you because of that weird spot on your face, its just 101 basics here, I suggest you shut down the access to this site to the rest of your employees, this might get very personal.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

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why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

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what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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