How do you make a chicken fly? Throw it

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

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An Irishman and his sheep are locked in a barn together for 3 days. On the 3rd day his wife finally notices that he is gone, and comes looking in the barn for her husband. She liberates him, cooks him dinner, and they both laugh at the bestiality that occurred in the barn. 3 days is indeed a long time for anyone to endure.

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Q: Why was the man eating his foot? A: Because he was a part of the circus.

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Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

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Yo mama's so fat, she weighs 283 pounds.

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Knock knock Come In.......

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a rapist.

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What's orange and not an orange? An orange.

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What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

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One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

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9/11

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Dear People who are reading this, I am seriously considering suicide. My Mom beats me and my Dad rapes me in the butthole until i bleed. I have no friends and the only way i get my nut off is if it is into a napkin. I often put peanutbutter on my ballsack and have my dog lick it off. It is the only time that i am happy. I have the gun to my head right now and if you wanna talk me out of it. I live in Lincoln, Nebraska. My number is (402)713-9565. Hurry before i run out of time...... and tears. Sincerely, Adam Claypool

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Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

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How do you kill a black man There is many ways

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What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

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WHAT????

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what do u call a hobo name Max Max

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

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What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

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What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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