What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

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Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

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A mercenary was sent from the US to kill a terrorist leader. He was captured by the terrorists but wouldn't give away any information. They beat him, shocked him, cut him, and punched him in a dark room with a light beaming right down on him like a spotlight. It was a grueling five long days until they said "We know you have the information we want, tell us or you will die!" The mercenary sat in silence. They took out a gun and pointed it to his head. The mercenary then broke down and told the terrorists the information they wanted to hear. The terrorists then shot him to death.

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Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

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What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? When I see a Porsche on the street, I think to myself, "that's a nice car," but when I see a pile of dead babies on the street I scream, "OH DEAR GOD WHY?!?! WHY?!?! WHERE IS THE MONSTER THAT KILLED THESE POOR BABIES?!?!" I then quickly alert the authorities of the hideous crime before vomiting profusely and crying until my tear ducts run dry. I sustain irreversible psychological damage and the image of hundreds of cruelly murdered infants prevents me from sleeping at night.

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Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

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look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

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I like hats XD!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: So it could get hit by a car, to prove that chickens have free will, and have every right to cross a road without any particualar reason.

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Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

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i am a duck. are you a duck. yes i am a duck.

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why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

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why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

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What's funnier than 24? 9/11

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1: Knock. Knock. 2: Don't come in I'm naked.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

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Roses are red. Violets are red. My thumb is red because I accidentally put it in the toaster.

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Anti Joke

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