Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

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My Joke Is The Persons Below Me I I V

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What is worse than 20 babies stapled to trees? 1 baby stapled to 20 trees.

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Nickleback walks into a bar..... There isn't a punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

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someone called someone else a frog

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

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This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

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Why did the girl pee her pants? She was only 1 month old...

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A man walks into the bathroom. He dumps cat shit all over the floor

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There was 3 guys. A mexican, a black guy, and a jew. They work at a construction site and one day they found what appears to be a magic lamp. The mexican guy rubs the lamp hoping for a genie to appear and grant them wishes. Sure enough a genie appears. "I have been freed from the magic lamp." Says the genie "I shall grant one wish and one wish only to whoever rubbed the magic lamp." The mexican guy did not understand english. The jew steals the lamp and the black guy stabs him. The next day a blonde goes to the crime scene. He spot the magic lamp on the floor, picks it up, and rubs it. The genie appears. "I have been freed from the lamp. I shall grant one wish and one wish only to whoever rubbed the magic lamp." The blonde says "I wish Jose could speak ad understand english." Suddenly, the mexican appears and says "Thank you."

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What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

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why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

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A Lion walked into bar. He ordered a steak Because lions love meat.

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What happened when Chuck Norris tried to divide by zero? He found that he was not very good at math, and moved on to another joke concerning himself.

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Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

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An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

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How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

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What did the man say to the drug dealer? I'd like some drugs

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whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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