What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

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Wombat monkey juice.

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What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

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I had a really great joke to tell you!

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What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

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Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

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How do u get a clown off of a swing? You hit him with an axe.

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whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

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8====D {(0)}

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

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Click here to end the world.

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heyy emit chase wazzup

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A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch." A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money, I forgot what happens right but it wasn't that funny anyway

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What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

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Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

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A Jew, an atheist, and an Asian man walk into a bar. They all have a drink and then go home to their families

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Q. how do you get 50 babies into a bowl? A. blender Q. how do you get them out of the bowl? A. Doritos

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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What do Bruce Lee and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both dead

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

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Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

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Anti Joke

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