What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue... Hold on. Roses could be white too.

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Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

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A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

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There was a horse in a very hot sumer day. He was in the middle of corn field It was so hot that the corns started popping out. The horse thought it was snowing and died of cold.

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How many Polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? My dad is dead.

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3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

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If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

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Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

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What is Ciaran Wilkie Gay

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how did the man with the gun die? obesity

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What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

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Abbie shaved her arse today....then it smiled at me

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what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

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Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

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Robin, Get in the Car

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A: u wanna die B: that is a stupid question because unless u are suicidal u will not, retorical or not A: i do wanna die B: u should get some help u freak person a never did get help, while walking to a certivied psychiatrict evaluater he got hit by a truck. his body can be found at the intersection of church and flatbush, brooklyn. JK he got shot, he was in brookly, duh.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

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Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

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how do you make a mailman mad? you sleep with his wife

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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