You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

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here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

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So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

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What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

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Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because it's a free country chickens are free to do as they please

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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What is it called when a black man does cocaine? A felony.

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How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

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whos the most unprodutive person ever not hitler her helped over populatin and got rid of the jew they multiply like jews anyways

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What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

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So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

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Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

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