Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

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What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

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nick ya honkin of b.o m8

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Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

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Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

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One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

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your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

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i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

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Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

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roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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Roses are Red, Violets are not blue they are violet, nothing rhymes with this, I give up

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That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

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A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

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Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

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How do u tourcheer a fat kid? Make him chase a dounout

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Try this on someone... go up and say "Ive got a great knock knock joke for you but you have to start" there response "Ok, knock knock" you say "Who's there?" They are usually dumbfounded and a hilarious awkward silence ensues

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Google Doodles

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whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

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Knock Knock Who's there Bannana O He lives next door

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What does Harry Potter love? Magic

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Anti Joke

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