a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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3 like an eel

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I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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How did the Jew escape being put in the gas chamber? He killed himself.

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What's up? Not the planes, there's a terrorist on board

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Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

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Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

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Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

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What's the difference between a red ball and a blue ball? There both blue but the red one

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roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

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why did the cow cross the road? n i g g e r

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A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

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How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

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Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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Why was Joseph Kony at a primary school ? It was 3 o'clock and his children had just finished a long hard day learning to read and right and it was his turn to pick them up after him and misses Kony developed a schedule one late night after the odd glass of wine or two.

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What's worse than a cow on the ceiling? - two cows on the ceiling.

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This is SPARTA! SPARTA? THIS IS MADNESS! (kicks guy down well) What is hurt! Baby dont love me, dont love me, no more. Moral: The funny thing is probably that the line makes a lot more sense all of sudden does it not?

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Anti Joke

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