A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

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whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

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Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

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What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

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I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

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how do make you a child cry? break his fingers

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what do u call a black person by his name

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

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What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

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SKnock Knock. Whose there? Why don't you open the door and find out instead of questioning the millions of other people that knock on your door everyday?

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So, a bulldozer rolls into a bar, there is no bar now.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

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A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

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what looks like a banana? a penis

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

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it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

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Why did the giant frog attack the party goers with a ballistic missile? oh where tos tart...it's, just such a long story, I don't really know where to begin, in fact it's probably better if you just take my word for it, no need to go into details. we just don't have time for that now.

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"Doctor, Doctor! I feel like I'm a dinner roll!" Yes, well that's a side effect of your brain cancer.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

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Whats black,White and Asian? everything we are all equal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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