Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

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What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

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What did the boy do before school? Jacked off.

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What's white, warm, and dangerous? Cum.

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A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

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Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

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How many pianos does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the lightbulb, and one to play a motivational tune.

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Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

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whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

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Roses are red,nuts are brown,skirts go up,pants go down,body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in,the longer its in, the stronger it gets,it goes in dry, comes out wet, its comes out dripping and starts to sag Its not what you think its a...Teabag

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Heisenberg...

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. She's already been told twice.

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Why did the black man shoot someone? His wife recently left him and he got fired from his job.

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why did the chicken cross the road.

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A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

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how do you stop a baby from crawling in circles??????? you nail its other hand to the floor

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Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

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How do you tell if a girl is pregant? Stick a banana up her vagina pull it out and see if it has a bite on it

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

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A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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