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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

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A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

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Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

One day, an Irishman, a Jew and an American were walking home from a long game of golf. "God, that was a long game" said the American, to which the Irishman replied "aye, that it was." The Irishman then turned to the Jew, and asked him how he managed to get two birdies in succession. The Jew, after a moment of deliberation, began to explain. "Well, it all began when I was six. See, there was a mountain right next to Casparia, the village I lived for most of my life back in Wales. Every day, I'd come back from school, and ask my dad why nobody ever attempted to scale the mountain. 'To do so would be an unnecessary risk, son, and people are too busy working to put food and water on the tables for their families to undertake something so foolish.' One night, when insomnia was getting the better of me, I decided to get a better look at the mountain, so I strapped on my boots, my fur coat and some woolly mittens and left for the mountain. After a few hours of walking, I approached the closest hill which gave me a perfect view of the mountain's first peak, and there I spotted a polar bear, mauling a hiker to death." The Jew paused to check the Irishman and the American were following, when the American spoke up; "hold on there, there aren't any polar bears in Casparia!" The Irishman also spoke up; "there isn't even a village called Casparia, well, anywhere!" The Jew smiled slightly, and a few seconds later the smile broke out into a gigantic grin, and he finally replied: "exactly".

Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

Why did the little girl lose her necklace? Because she got her head blown off

Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

Teacher: Pop quiz time class. Sally, what year did we first land on the moon? Sally: It was 1969. Teacher: That is correct. Larry, who killed JFK? Larry: What? I didn't do it, I wasn't even born yet! Teacher: Just answer the question Larry: But sir, I swear I would never do that. You have to believe me. Teacher: Larry, you're an idiot

copy me and i will kill you

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Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

What is worse than finding a real joke on Anti-joke.com? Starving children in Africa.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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