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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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All the planets are named after gods Ours is named after dirt....

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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What's the difference between a BMW and a murder victim? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

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Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

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What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

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Want to hear a joke? Me to...

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What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

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What kinds of children go to heaven dead ones

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Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

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guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

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why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

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So a disabled man walks into a bar...

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You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

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[] i have read and agree to the terms of service Nope

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Wwhat's black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.

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Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

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Are you from Africa? Because you're black.

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They say those with anti-humour are the wisest.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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womens rights to vote

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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