what do you do when you see the klu klucks klan ? act white

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What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

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What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

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A man walked into a bar. I shot him

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Knock knock *the family is on vacation and doesn't answer*

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what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there's a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers. Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there's a large limo line at the rental office, but he's patient and gets the job done. Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there's no punchline.

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I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

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Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

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A black man walks into a bar with a parot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Hey you can't bring that in here!" The Parot replies "Sorry i'll have him wait outside."

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A man with a blue house wears a blue shirt and wears blue jeans. Someone from a red house with a red shirt knocks on his door. He is invited in because they are friends and both have a wonderful time.

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Why did the cat eat the cupcake? Cause he was hungry.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Holy crap, the garden's on fire.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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why is the black man black? because he isnit white

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What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

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Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

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A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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A mother and father heard their young son sobbing in his room, so they ran upstairs to see what the problem was. When they got to his room, they found the older son was dead and hanging from the ceiling. And the younger son was actually laughing, not crying.

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Roses are red Violets are twisted bend over now your about to get fisted

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