What's dumber than a black guy that can't read? Two black guys that can't run with TVs.

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Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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knock knock who's there ?

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why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

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Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

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a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

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knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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My friend Edward found a worm in his apple. Edward happened to be a lemur. Lemurs eat both plants and worms, so he ate them both.

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why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

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whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

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Good luck on your finals everyone!

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Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

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Why did the priest blow a kiss and waved to the little girl? She was his daughter. Why did the daughter's mother call the cops on the priest? Child support

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Can you smell what the Rock is cooking? Yes, it's delicious!

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what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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Hey girl, the word of the day is "legs". So let's go home and research the origin of the term and possibly conduct other etymological studies.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

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Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

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Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

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What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

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why did the chicken cross the road? i have no idea, i dont know what goes on in a chicken's brain. the better question would be why was a chicken loose in a city

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