A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. Because, often, friends go out together in social situations.

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A seal walks into a club.

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a girl? You call the proper authorities. Don't try to be a hero.

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Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" *RIPP*

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because on top of his depression, his wife had been cheating on him and his kids all died in a horrible hand-gliding mishap.

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rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

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What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

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What did the Pornstar say to his wife? He concluded that a divorce was the way forward for both of them as, seeming as he was a pornstar, he was almost certainly having extra-maritial sexual intercourse, unhealthy for any working relationship.

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Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

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I have read the terms and conditions

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

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What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

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What do cows in Africa say? Moo

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Ask me if I am a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

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What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

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An englishman, Irishman and scottishman are standing on the side of a cliff. The Irishman and englishman both jump off the cliff. The scottishman says "oh,shit".

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can people stop posting grammatically incorrect jokes on here. Half of the sentences do not make sense.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud…

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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