Knock knock! who's there? Excuse me sir can I have a moment to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

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how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

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A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart... but the very next day your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

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What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

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Whats the square root of pie? Pies are round.

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In soviet russia, roses are violet

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Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

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So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

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Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

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They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

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A man with a ski mask leaves a jewelry store He then goes back because he accidentally took the clerk's pen

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How old are you like 10? Im 11 so shut the fuck up

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What's yellow and smells like piss? Urine.

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Why did Sally Drop here ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock Knock? *who's there* Not Sally.

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Your mother is so stupid that she was tested and proved to be mentally retarded.

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Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

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you're mommas so fat that her doctor says she is morbitly obese and may die of a heart failure later in life

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There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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