What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

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whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

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Knock knock! Who's there? IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU'RE NOT COMING TO MY HOUSE!!!! *closes door*

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man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

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What's tan, red, black and brown? Your face. Two days later... In the mausoleum. "Your face"

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mexicans fishing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his dying grandma in the hospital

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Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

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So a black man, an Italian, a Mexican, an Irishman, a Chinese man, and a Jew walk into a bar. They go their separate ways and never see each other again.

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knock knock whos there a boy a boy who ? oh, sorry he just got hit by a train.

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What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

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What did the diabetic boy with Celiac get for christmas? A gift from his loving parents.

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How many babies does it take it to feed a grown man? It depends on the size of the man, how hungry he is and how big the babies are.

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Q: What's the difference between sheetrock and drywall? A: nothing. It's just two names for the same thing.

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EVERYBODY THUMB THIS JOKE DOWN

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Spanish Inquisition.

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If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

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There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

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what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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