A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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What did the blue man say to the red lady? Do you want to make purple? -A.M.M

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What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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Two muffins are put in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "is it just me or is it getting hot in here?". The other muffin says,"HOLY CRAP!!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!".

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I love you. You love me. I killed you're family. No you're an orphan.

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What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

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Why wasn't the girl asked to the prom? Because she had cerebral palsy.

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whats the difference between virgin and a porn star?? A virgin hasn't got aids.

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jibby jobby

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one animal there and it was a dog. It was a shitzoo

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So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

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What do you call a cannibal who won't eat his own brother? A pussy.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

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What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

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Every sixty seconds in Africa... a minute passes - plz like to save Africa!

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A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

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A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

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Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

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Should a pole bump an alarm?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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