The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

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Why is my penis rainbow colored?

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Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs gets for Christmas? Cancer

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What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

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two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

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What did the alcoholic say to his priest? I'm Drunk. The priest says "Your drunk go home". He barely makes it.

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Diana and victoria

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What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

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What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

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What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

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dyslexic's Untie

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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My butt!!!!

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Roses are flowers.

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why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

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How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

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what do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile By: jb lshs

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In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

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If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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