- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

national song of the mute person? 5 minutes of silence please

What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

what do you call a black chef glendon

What did the trucker say when his hat blew out the window? "**** my hat!" What did the teenager say when the same thing happened to him in his small car? The same thing, except he was a teenager, driving a small car.

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

So a blonde woman gets into her car. She then drives to the grocery store because she is hungry and wants to buy food to make her dinner.

A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater!

What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

What's 1+1? 4.

what did the book say to the lamp? nothing because BOOKS CANT TALK

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke in anti-joke? The Holocaust.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

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