A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

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What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Herpes, Now you do too.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

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What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "On your face"

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How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? 10 because they're so darn stupid!

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What do you do with a pickle jar full of semen? Use it for gel, because it took so long to collect it all, and you're frugal person who believes in recycling.

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A girl walks into a bar. She unfortunately meets a man with a drinking problem. The man takes her home, strips her of her virginity and then beats her with a bat until she can no longer breathe. Her name was Laura Pratz.

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haha ur single hahahahahhahahahhahaahahhaahaha i am 2

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Lizards are like marshmellows. If you put them in the microwave they blow up.

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A man walks into a bar... ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall, and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

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A n antelope walks into a bar and many people leave for the sake of their safety and animal control gets called to escort the antelope out of the bar.

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so a baby seal walks into a club...

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This dog can only sniff marijuana.

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Your mama's so old that typical places of business grant her the senior citizen discount.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartenders says, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because horses do not comprehend English. He then becomes startled by his surroundings and bolts out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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