Its easy they said, just type your text below they said, so I did

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There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

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Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

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why cant stevie wonder read? because hes black

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Sex education in Texas,

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What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

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how many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? none their all dead.

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This is one LONG empty space isn't it?

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Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

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Chuck Norris didn't count to infinite twice. He can't even do it once.

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

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A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

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why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

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What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

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Why did the police officer arrest the baseball player? He raped and murdered a thirteen year old girl.

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Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

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The Treatment of Steve Bartman

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What is a black guy's favorite hobby? Stamp collecting.

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Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

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Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

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What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

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what is a model plus a poop plus a rhino plus a flamingo a peice of floob split in half or a shelby koon

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Two boys were walking down a building which was under construction. Suddenly a brick hits the 1 one in the head while the 2 guys aunt was in America.

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