What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

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Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

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So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

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What has two legs, takes away your money, and causes depression? A Democrat.

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Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

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What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

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Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

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no rasist joks

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This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

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"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

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A seal walks into a club.

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Well, this is fun.

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knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

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=3

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A Hispanic walks into an alleyway and sees two of his rich friends. He desperately needs money and only has enough time to shoot one of them because he sees the police following him. He decides which one to shoot... Wait, if he has enough time to think about this shouldn't he just shoot both of them?

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... whats worst than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

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What's the most stupid thing you have ever heard? Woman's Studies.

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How many rabbits does it take to screw in a light buld? None, it is scientifically impossible for a rabbit to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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Why did the chickecross the roe? Because I was bein chased by an angry group o mobsters that 8 years ago were busted by the chicken when he was still working for NYPD and found them all in an ally and busted them for later discovered tax evasion and then 2 years later they found a way ou of prison and tracked down the chicken for 6 years until they found him in road island 4509 lake side estates and then proceeded to chase him onto and across a road that was near by to his lake side apartment and then they go tire and we. Back to their HQ in NY and then the leader of the gang went home and in a depression fuels rage mersiouy beat his wife then went up stairs and threw his 9 year old son out the window and hanged himself. The chicken also died because 8 years is at the top of their lifespan.

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"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

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