What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

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When Jesus came back from the dead the first thing he said was "It was just a prank bro!"

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whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

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call of duty world at war

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yo mama so old she was a waiter at the last supper.

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It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

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A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

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What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

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what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

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How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

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Why did the Mexican wait outside Home Depot all day? He was hoping to be hired as day-labor to provide for his family.

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XD A COZY FIGHT XD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? I am gonna kick your ass, break your face and then give you a kiss on the cheek as your mangled corpse bleeds out... XD :)) THANKS FOR THE LAUGHTER XD XD Reminds me of a former comment where you describe the local weather, you know, we do not live that far away from each other, hell it was actually the time, we are completely in the same timezone, so anyway, do you also get cartoon network on your television?

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Why was six afraid of 7? Because 7 was a terrorist.

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What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It thought they were playing follow the leader. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? It had no arms. Why did the little girl fall off her tricycle? She was hit by three monkeys and a refrigerator.

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What's dead? Your mum.

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terry stockton is straight

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Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

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I asked a Jewish girl for her number. she rolled up her sleeve.

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A muslim is working quietly in his 3rd floor apartment complex bedroom. ~~~~ He's been working on high explosives for 8 months now, preparing to kill innocent people.

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a man is running away

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