GO CHARLIE TO CANDY MOUNTAIN. Charlie is a unicorn and unicorns are not real they are mythological creatures. They do not breath becuase they where never alive unless you do drugs(mr craig) that is the only way to see them. And drugs leed to lose of money, loss of money = broke.Broke = no home. No home= death. So who believes in unicorns??

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A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

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Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

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I went seal clubbing the other day but as I was the only one with legs, the dancefloor was quite lonely

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i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

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why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

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Q. What is worse than being raped A. Being raped twice

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There once was a woman from Ealing, Who had a peculiar feeling She went to the doctors and was consequently diagnosed with Chlamydia

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What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

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what glows blue and howls at the moon at midnight? I dont know but i had sex with your mother.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

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What has four legs and one arm? An attack dog in a daycare.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

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why did the dad stop working on the roof he fell off

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There once was a man named Joe. Joe had AIDS, and killed all his friends and family The End, now go back to bed, pussy

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what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

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My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

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Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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