Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

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How do you fit 100 dead babies into a box? Put them into a blender.

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A young farmers cow died in an oil burning, The farmer then said to his son; you get the milk ill get the shovel

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There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

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Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

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Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

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I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

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suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

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A guy in a truck delivering furniture runs over a frog. Concerned for the frog, he pulls over and runs back to the frog and asks "Are you ok?" The frog replies "Yeah, you want to buy a cupboard?"

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What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

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Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

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What do you call six million jews? Dead.

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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How do you drown a blond? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

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if a kayak was stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes stacked will it take to get to the moon? none because snakes dont have armpits

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whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

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What did polyvore say to wanelo? Nothing They are apps

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i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

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What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

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What do you call a child with a peg leg, and eye patch, and no hand? Names

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Q: What did the twin tower say to the other twin tower? A: I'm falling for you.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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