Knock knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? Dr. Jeremy Brown, I have your results from the blood test. It's good news they came back negative. Hooray.

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What's stronger than then the love of a mother and her child? A semi-truck

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What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

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your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

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What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

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What is black and red? Something that is black and red.

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Why did chuck Norris take his friends to the buffet? Because buffets are great social conventions due to the allowance of sharing social favors while grabbing a succulent meal. Visit golden corral today.

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A black guy gets arrested...

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Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

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Why wouldn't Michael J. Fox make a good Sniper? Because he has no military experience.

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

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Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

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How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Beacuse it was dead.

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Jeff comes home from a long day at work. As a result he is very tired. So, he decides to go to bed.

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Whats worse than getting negative 5 on your calculus test? Coming up positive on your Chlamydia test.

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Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

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your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

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Stevie Wonder: Did you see the new piano I got from pepsi? Me: no.... Stevie Wonder: Neither did I...........

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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