What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

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Q.When is a dog, not a dog? A. never

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Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

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On a scale of Voldemort to Nigel Thornberry, how large is your nose?

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

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A man walked into a house, He never came back out as he fell down the stairs and snapped his neck, His family mourn him everyday.

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Yock

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I'd like to make a withdraw

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Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

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Why is it incorrect that the universe will end in 2012? Because profound idiocy doesn't always occur.

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What is both bold and brash? Fox

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Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

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Once upon a time, there was a Y O U M A D and they all lived happily ever after.

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What's worse than a cow on the ceiling? - two cows on the ceiling.

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A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

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I have an idea! You leave.

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what happened to the black guy after he turned off the light? he probably wanted to save energy, so he moved to a different room with natural sunlight as a light resource.

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Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

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how did the man with just a head hide the fact that he murdered someone? im not sure but this seems highly untrue as someone could not kill someone with just their head.

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Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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