who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

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Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

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what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue And you will be too when i'm done with ya

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How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock out a window.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

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Roses are red, and many other colors too.

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Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

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Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

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A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

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A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

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So a man walking down a nature trail came across an injured fox laying on the ground in pain, it looked like it was attacked recently. There wasn't much the man could do at the time, so he gently picked up the fox and rushed the fox to his house. The man arrives moments later at his house with the fox. There were a lot of options the man could choose, but he went with a simple recipe. The man grabbed a knife and gutted the fox, removing all unnecessary organs. He then skinned the fox of it's fur. He sliced the head off, cut the legs to a stub, and stuffed it. He gave it a nice seasoning and placed it in the oven at about 350F for 6 hours. When the fox was perfectly cooked, it was taken out of the oven and left to sit for about 5 minutes to cool. He cut a chunk of meat from the dish and sat down to eat. "What a fine meal" the man said.

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Two tigers, walking down Oxford St. One turns to the other & says, "Quiet for a Saturday, don't you think?"

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Why is the little boy so smart? He tries in school and hes asian

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How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

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What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

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Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

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What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

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Boner

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what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

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