Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

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Why are cats mammals? Because they are descended from primordial mammals in the distant past which are the common ancestors of all mammals.

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A man wins 1 million dollars on the pokies. He goes home and tells his wife and kids about the big win. The next day the man goes go the casino and and loses the 1 million as he is addicted to gambling

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Why are people racist? Thats a good question

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

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What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

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A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

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roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

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How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

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How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

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Why did the man wear his jacket because he was cold

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I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

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How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

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What happened to the baby bird? It fell out the nest

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A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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Q: What did one raccoon say to the other? A: We do not know, as raccoons do not speak any human language. And no human being can understand or communicate with one.

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What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

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How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

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Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

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What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

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How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

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what will you never loose if you play world of warcraft your verginity

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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