What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

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Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and stink.

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

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I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

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One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

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A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and mop. In turns out the bartender was a paranoid schizophrenic and was hallucinating.

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Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

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What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

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Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" *RIPP*

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

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What do black people and apples have in common? They are both fruit... except for black people

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What do you call some one in the middle of the ocean without a boat skrewed.

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Lets make like trees and stand still

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What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

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Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: A funeral.

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

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What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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