- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

Q: Why did the lady retire? A: Because she had been working for numerous years and felt that she needed to spend more time with her family.

if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

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How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

A pedophile walks into a daycare

What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

How much wood could the woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A relatively small amount compared to the amount of trees in the world.

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair

Why are black people afraid of white people? They aren't

Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

whats used in the kitchen and hurts like fuck? a cheese-grater dildo

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

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