How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

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Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead

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why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

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You's so ugly you should consider facial reconstruction surgery if it's covered by your insurance.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

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Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

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A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Why did the girl jump of the control tower??? She didnt I lied.

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360 NO SCOPE

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

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What was black, then white, now dead all over? Michael Jackson.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

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What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... ____/\_____/\_____/\___________________

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

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Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

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Japan is Weird We aren’t saying Japanese people are weird but it’s a fact that the strangest pictures floating around the internet are from Japan.

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

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Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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