What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

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i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

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A talent agency is giving auditions and is just about to rap it up when a family shows up. They reluctantly agree to their "brief" audition given that they had found no suitable talent that day. The routine starts with the father starting 6 chainsaws at once while simultaneously starting a juggling/lumberjacking routine. His beautiful wife proceeds to toss him additional chainsaws (as he continually throws them for dramatic effect) while also maintaining a hypnotizing dance which seems to drain your desire to leave from your very soul. The children take turns jumping in between the chainsaws while doing a silent replay of the movie, "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon." After it plays out the father tosses the final chainsaw up in the air which lands standing straight, quivering in the dust of the studio. The studio manager says, "Why that's an AMAZING act!! I'll sign you right now! What do you call your act?" In response to which, the father shits on his desk.

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What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

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Why are black people so good at basketball? because they know how to run shoot and steal

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What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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what did the father say to his son whom had only one arm? hey son.

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

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What was the dying boy's last wish? Not to die.

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The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

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Whats long and black and goes around corners? The unemployment line.

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

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If life gives you lemons, don't accept them because you have a citrus allergy.

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Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

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What did Obama get at the bar? A shot... In the head.

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Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

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what do you get when you give an eevee a french stone? Napoleon!!!

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A black man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun! Then he returns it and leaves.

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