Eliz, Neo-Nero, its me Clint, had to fake my death for some years in order to get back to the order. Neo, I know Nero picked you as his successor, but honestly, I was his first choice, and I know you well enough to understand that things are getting out of hand over there. I will be there in 2 minutes Liz and you and I can meet up Neo, seriously what are you doing over there? Unless there is a problem do not bother answering, allow me to take charge of operations at least until tou calm down Neo, and unless you got problems with my absent authority I suggest you stop torturing people at once, and seriously if you cannot control your own people, you better let me back in charge. It is time to turn some things around guys, believe it or not but I found where the Spetz came from and I got em all, as for the Nazi scum they where just hired thugs and as far as my Intel goes most of those where taken down by Nero. Clint Lawman. Moral: "WTF? THESE ARE NOT EVEN MORALS! NO THESE ARE THE CODES WE USED TO AUTHENTICATE THE SOURCE AND SENDER OMG! ORLY? SRLSLY? LOL OMG!"

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A man walks around a bar.

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What has wheels and spins round and round? A dog in a wheelchair.

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Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

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Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

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Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

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I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

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Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

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Why must you never cross an elephant with a human being? It is impossible anyway.

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Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

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why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

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Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

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Question: So, what do you get if you put a live dog, a dead cat, some sugarcubes, and your sisters panties (HORMONES OKAY? EVERYBODY KNOWS HORMONES EQUALS SPICE! Or something anyways...) In a blender until its all red and squishy? The hell I know, but put some Redbull in it, and its fucking delicious!

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HEY EVERYONE THUMBS UP!

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How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

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What did the priest say to the child.... nothing he just gripped his arm tightly and pulled down his pant

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Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

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Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

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