Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

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your mom is so annoying that she has no freinds and lives alone crying every night about how her children abandoned her

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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What is green and looks like Grass? A painting of grass

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

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Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "God" "Then come right in!"

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Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

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Why did the white man accuse the black man of stealing his wallet? Because they were the only two men in the room at the time of the theft

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whos there Not Susie What did Susie get for Christmas? I don't know , she never opened it. Who high fived Susie? No one Why did Susie die? She got shot in the face

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

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WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

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What did the you know what screw this I'm sick of making these stupid jokes there all the same. Hang on hang on What did the pirate do to the dog yes This style of joking is so different I'm going to be a famous comedian oh wait there's a whole bloody website full of these. O look another one and another one and another one that knife over there looks really nice right now

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When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

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