What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? The World Trade Center wasn't ruined by clumsiness.

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Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

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penis

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Wanna here a joke? Feminism.

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knock knock who's there? a murder who? a murder who kills you and your family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he felt like it.

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When life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians.

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why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

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what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

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What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

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Knock knock, Who's th- IMA FIRIN' MA LAZOR

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What did the boy eat for dinner? Shit.

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Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

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Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

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What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

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What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

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What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

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why did the little boy drop his icecream? he was hit by a train

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Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

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It is so hard to write an antijoke.

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Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A nun in a blender.

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Why? Why not?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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