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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

how do you save a black man ... u don't

I asked a Jewish girl for her number. she rolled up her sleeve.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

a man walks into a bar. He left after he drank two beers. Someone pulled his pants down and he didnt notice. when he got home he realized his pants were gone. He returned to the bar to search, but it was a metal bar, and he was fairly stupid. please dont laugh

Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

I walked into town today and bumped into a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker. It meant nothing to me because I was never read nursery rhymes as a child due to my parents both dying before I was conceived

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

Two swallows migrate to Africa. One swallows initiates the conversation, that's when the other catch fire.

Why did the mother have a club in her hands covered with red liquid? She spilled her bloody murry while playing golf.

I just drank a cola.

Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

Why was the human stronger than the dog? Because the dog had four legs and a mouth and a human has 2 legs, 2 arms, and is taller. Therefore, the human has more capabilites than the dog.

Why are all of the cars in the left lane? Because you are in Winona MN.

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

"I think your a hoe" "Don't worry, I know I am!" "You wanna F*** me?" "Hell Ya!"

What is the best way break up with your significant other without hurting their feelings? It is better to get it over with quickly and decisively. Gunshot to the head should do the trick.

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

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