Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he...

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How come the mexican couldnt support his family? Wendy's stopped hiring a week ago

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Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

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How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A **** load! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair).

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What's better than your mom dying? Chocolate Cake.

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Q: What did the twin tower say to the other twin tower? A: I'm falling for you.

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whats gay and can do flips? A gymnast

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Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how you throw 'em.

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what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse replies "My wife is dying of terminal cancer."

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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What happened to Kurt Cobain? He committed suicide. He shot himself in the head with a shotgun and then he died.

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

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what did the cab driver say to the black man when he got into his cab? Where to, sir?

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why didn't the chicken cross the road. Because it was hit by a truck.

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Your mama's so old that typical places of business grant her the senior citizen discount.

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Anti Joke

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